#I yearn for death

[socialmediasocrates]

please...this weekend.....please.....

[runawaymun]

Pet sitting really will have you sleeping in the most unhinged places.

[webbedphantom]

So, this is going to seem a bit random, but like 10 years ago, I was doing let's plays under the name SpiderGoblin.

It was this stupid concept I had where I meshed together the TASM-1 suit with the Rami Green Goblin suit and made that like... my OC for some reason. I came up with a bunch of weird lore and stuff for him, which I never did anything with, as I kinda just used him as my Minecraft skin.

So, you might be wondering why I'm bringing all this up. It's simple-

Because it's becoming a real thing.

I haven't even been reading the current Spidey run, and Marvel Editorial still found a way to deal major emotional damage, because I am cringing so hard at this.

[closetnerd62]

Ice on my wrists? Nah man, ice on my knees. I have joint problems lol *cries*

[six-demon-bag]

stayed up past my bedtime and now i have a headache

[hinamie]

unconditionally

[giogio-gucci-gangstar]

Last night I threw a Halloween party and only one person (ok granted out of like 9) showed up. I yearn for the cold embrace of eternal slumber to aid me in forgetting this sad pathetic weekend

[mazzystar24]

Just saw an anti Eddie fic about Eddie being rude to buck for infodumping and before that I’ve seen few bucktommy posts about Tommy being the only one to want to listen to buck’s facts

And like you mean this Eddie?

Be so fr he’s so “show me your rock collection babe” “tell me about beetle folklore” “and why exactly are dolphins assholes?” “Wait so why did pirates like black cats?” “Sure I’ll watch 3hr documentary with you” coded

Same man spouting goat yoga facts just cos buck wasn’t there, be so fucking for real guys

(Insert the “ I love this autistic man” audio here) - tho in my opinion adhd is more accurate for buck

[holyblanchett]

There's just something about Kathryn saying Agathario goes back hundreds of years that is so special to me.

[motherismotheringggg]

he’s HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sunlit-mess]

[messy-roadkill]

aughdhshfjjsjcjdjfjsbgsknfjs <- leshy in this art probably

[skywerse]

[drenched-in-sunlight]

probably a hot take but i have this wild theory that the person guiding Deathbed Companions is Marika (or at least, offering them help and shelter)

same front pattern on their dress + the only bedchamber seen in-game is Marika's + the Marika statue in Messmer's boss room is veiled in a baldachin.

i've discussed my theory that Marika's betrayal of Maliketh is that she's been on the side of TWLiD all this time and is trying to help Godwyn gain a second life here (going against the very foundation of her Order for her son), idk it just lines up so many things in the game to me.

there's also Capital Perfumers like Tricia being said to be akin to the origin of Deathbed Companion. Perfumers being a group that could only have be trained by Marika and no other (they originated from the Capital, they are originally blessed healers, they specifically use aromantics made from flowers and are always looking for new flower fields, exactly like the setting of Shaman village).

interesting enough i only knew about the front dress pattern & the bedchamber at first, it's only today i look up what a baldachin looks like & holy hell. literally fell to my knees.

Marika being the Queen of Life (in JP dialogue of Melina, her age is called 輝ける生命の時代 - Age of Glistening Life) and having so many symbolism tying her to Deathbed companions - those who embrace the dead and birth them a new glorious life. i am seeing the pattern alright.

(sth sth the lower arc of the Elden Ring is where its bounty pools as per Rune Arc item description, and in the final cutscene of the game we can see the lower arc is literally in the position of Marika's womb and it's where Godwyn's mending rune is returned to)

[six-demon-bag]

the obvious consequences of my actions have struck again

[sentientsky]

The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book Depiction of Gay Yearning by Neil Gaiman