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giogio-gucci-gangstar · 11 months

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Last night I threw a Halloween party and only one person (ok granted out of like 9) showed up. I yearn for the cold embrace of eternal slumber to aid me in forgetting this sad pathetic weekend

#I yearn for death #I yearn for the cold embrace of eternal slumber #that’s my Moto #or catchphrase if you will #im so happy and fulfilled #I am great at making friends #all spiders within a 50m radius of me will die instantly #these are my three affirmations #oh and that my immune system will be as strong as Putin’s ego #ya gorl doesn’t wanna get sick #if she misses one more class she fails her courses ahahahahahahahaaaa #in her defense she has a broken elbow

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