#I would’ve married him there and then
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"What's the matter with me, anyhow?"
#quincy p morris#SCREAMING#he’s perfect#he IS the standard#I would’ve married him there and then#folded like a lawn chair#the voice actor????#dracula daily#re: dracula#dracula#quincey morris
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shit wrecked
#kim: wow this guy sucks. i’m gonna slonk his shit silly then marry him#harry: the wind the wind blew it away from the net it would’ve gone in but the wind#stay right there kim you stay right there i’m gonna try again i’m gonna get it this time i swear#the balls not inflated properly that’s what it is it’s the ball#idiots#my art#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#enjoy my shit ass background#ykw i’m working on it ok#i’m working on colouring and backgrounds im not very good at it yet :&
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my gender is the cloud of glitter that follows Jareth around
#genderfluid#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtq+#genderfluid culture is#genderfluid culture#Mod gothy#You’ll never guess who got hyperfixated on labyrinth#It’s so good#i need to marry that man#Jareth#my wife#Sarah was so much stronger than me I would’ve let him have Toby and stayed with him
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Pen: “Watch me!”
#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton s3 spoilers#s3#3x05#polin#eloise bridgerton#penelope featherington#lol I’m sorry but second Eloise said that I would’ve responded with watch me#bc ain’t no one telling me what I can and can’t do#now the LW part is a different story. bc Pen does need to tell him#but I’m not gonna let no one tell me what I can or can’t do#bc if we want to get married then we are#lol still love you tho el
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something that pisses me off in RA is that Flanagan will occasionally hype up Pauline as this super important and prominent figure in Will’s life, even treat her as a proxy for the mother he never knew, and yet will just refuse to show it beyond the like. two or three (personal) conversations that they have in canon. I get that he was attempting to make her an important person in Will’s life but why not do that by actually making her an important person in Will’s life
#hey Flanagan I hate to tell u but just because she’s married to Will’s father figure does not automatically make her his mom figure#what REALLY annoys me is how easy it would have been for him to connect her & will#like hey. if only there were a pretty clear gap in Will’s education that halt couldn’t fulfill - say for example mmmm diplomacy?#(cause we all know how gifted halt is at conflict resolution)#then he’d have a valid reason to seek out a master of diplomacy for lessons in negotiating compromises & treaties#but no I guess not. Will’s just naturally good at diplomacy despite never really being exposed to it#yk what extra sucks?#if Pauline HAD taught will about treaties & stuff then him receiving the last name treaty wouldve been 1000x more meaningful#it would’ve spoken to her influence on him and solidified her as a sort of parental figure in her own right#AND as an extra extra bonus: if she came to the cabin to teach will about negotiation tactics and such#then we could’ve gotten more halt/Pauline interactions. as in: we could’ve actually seen them being in love ON SCREEN instead of just being#told that they loved each other#will could’ve had a chance to see how much the two of them mean to each other. and then he would’ve had some actual basis for a speech#at their wedding or whatever#but yeah no why do that when we can just imply that will & Pauline got super close off screen? same effect right?????#ranger’s apprentice#pauline dulacy#halt o’carrick#will treaty#I love these books so so much don’t get me wrong. but there are just some things……#anyway.#jackie rambles
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Y’know I think all of Char’s divorces could be explained by him being aroallo and trying his best to be alloallo because he doesn’t realize he’s aroallo. But also I’m not sure the world is ready for rep like that
#because like. it’s an extension of his he tries to conform to people’s beliefs thoughts on who he should be#so at military school everyone thinks he and Garma should be a power couple. so he does his best to be that kind of boyfriend with Garma#and then the aristocracy thinks he should have an awkwardly younger bride that he marries for political power. so he seduces Haman#and then Reccoa thinks he should be a domineering presence in her life but at this point it’s been YEARS and he can’t keep up the act any#longer because he DOESN’T feel that way!#and nobody really expects him and Amuro to have a relationship so what they have both isn’t romantic and is more genuine than any other#relationship Char had! but he’s already burnt himself out so horribly trying to be who everybody wants him to be. so he goes and he makes#his own faction so that he’ll be able to have death by Amuro#but like. it’s too easy to read that as “oh aroallo people are evil and manipulative about their relationships’’ instead of “Char Aznable#is always trying to play the part someone else wrote for him and that causes massive tragedy when he reaches spots where he CAN’T play that#part because he doesn’t have those feelings and a lot of pain would’ve been solved if he hadn’t had to act like he did have them’’#this I say#mobile suit gundam#char aznable#meta#<- I guess?#oh damn I made a typo in that first tag. how he not his he
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#royalty fr
#that 70s show#that 90s show#that '70s show#that '90s show#otp: anything for you doll#jhgn#otp: i do wanna be with you#otp: should we be funyuns? funyuns!#otp: for real. nikki are you okay?#gwikki zenmasters parallels#gwikki#gwenik#zenmasters#burkhyde#jackie x hyde#gwen x nikki#jackie and hyde#gwen and nikki#my gifs#my stuff#wlw ship#het ship#endgames or bust#jh are married in my mind#also i know nate didn’t physically cheat but that was only because gwen catch them#Nate even admits that he would’ve rather kissed leia just so nikki would breakup with him#plus there was that period where they both thought there was ‘something’#but anyways stan zenmasters and gwikki for clear skin
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‼️The Cruel Prince spoilers‼️
I’m not the only one who never forgave Taryn for what she did to Jude right? Like with Valerian and Locke, yeah I despised them, but it’s not like I truly expected them to be better. But taryn was jude’s family. Her twin. And it makes it worse that Jude was always so savagely loyal to Taryn when Taryn wouldn’t do the same for her. Like Jude straight up shoved Cardan into a tree without thinking because he made her sister cry. Whereas Taryn not only didn’t help Jude, was the reason she was suffering and sincerely didn’t see how she was being awful??? I was honestly hoping when they duelled that Jude would rightfully beat the shit out of taryn because of all the ways she’d let Jude down. It still makes me mad to think about. Jude just deserved better. Ugh.
#taryn duarte hate club#SPOILERS LOOK AWAY#i wanted to marry cardan on the lone basis of him making taryn cry#everything he said was right#like she comes around and i was so glad that she and vivi were there for jude#(although tbh it would’ve been crazy if they hadn’t given jude was bleeding out from an awful wound but i digress)#but taryn fucked up hell of a lot and jude deserved a MASSIVE apology.#and despite it jude was always so loyal and good to her#love vivi#but fuck taryn#yeah forgiveness is good and all but i wish taryn had felt more remorse than she did#ugh!#anyways stan jude#the cruel prince#the cruel prince spoilers#the wicked king#the wicked king spoilers#tfota SPOILERS
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shirt with a heart and child of divorce written on top but then there’s a picture of huntclaire. you wouldnt get it. i do
#child of divorce but theyre married and love each other but actually they’re divorcees#theyre like those couples that get married and then get divorced and then get married again. actually that’s so chic#you should be divorced by the time you’re 27. a little divorce makes life more exciting#do not consider red carpet diaries at all when writing claire but if i were to consider it#she wouldve broken up with hunt sometime after hollywood u and then it would’ve been kind of a divorce#<- well my timeline for hollywood u i mean. that would be in 2016#they get back together but they have even stronger + weirder divorcees vibes#claire is actually a divorced woman. when you think about it. that’s also a great descriptor for hunt but in a different way#so theyre like when you put two spiritually divorced people in a relationship#this makes a lot of sense to me. actually#they have the most loving relationship ever which is gross and disgusting. but when you look at them they have this weird vibe about them#theyre like bitter exes who know too much of each other and one of them is way too comfortable saying stuff in public#what do you mean theyre together and in love#huntclaire#actually i need them so be super fucking weird about each other in public#claire is too familiar with a guy who does Not seem to like her at all. why is she saying this stuff. claire thats tmi#he would do anything for her. he will still argue with her over the most mundane things ever.#her coffee order sucks and he’s not saying all That Stuff to a barista. kill him on the spot.#claire gets an extra cookie bc she threatened to cry#they’re just kinda stuck together idk. something something his line about the universe bending to get them together. he’s bitter about it#it’s also a form of foreplay but i don’t know what the tag limits are#just know that claire is weird about that as well#i mean tbf of course is foreplay what else would this be. how is this dynamic feasible otherwise#it’s*
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Fondly remembering the time a snater claimed that snape calling lily lily potter proves that he only saw her as another man’s object. For calling her by her legal name
#and you know they would’ve been pissed if he still called her evans#i guess her chosing to change her name to potter and being literally married to him doesnt matter#because calling her by her preferred name PROVES that he doesnt view her as human#?#as if we don’t usually call people by their legal name#pro snape#severus snape#anti marauders#pro severus snape#anti james potter#snaters
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I stan queen Ji Won. Call that rude ass bitch Old Woman to her face and throw her son around like a RAG DOLL!
#she TOSSED him!#THREW him!#ITS WHAT HIS CHEATIN MURDERING ABUSIVE PUNK ASS DESERVED#Marry My Husband#Marry My Husband Kdrama#Kdrama#Kdramas#Amazon’s translation was to Lady which is aight but I think the literal translation would’ve worked better#(at least that’s what my friend from hs told me ajumma translated to literally)
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kiss marry kill
kiss mino marry mino kill everyone else
kiss: Endo
marry: Togame
kill: Ume (we’ve done it before and we can do it again)
#why’d you have to pick that togame pic GOD#mari answers#i dont think endo should have the luxury of dying he’s gotta live while i destroy chika’s spirit by killing ume#and id wanna make out sloppy with him at least once in my life too#also my umari rights allow me to kill Haji cause my recent selfship commission was of us getting married…#and i always assumed my husband would die due to a family curse anyways#ig the real answer would’ve been marry ume kiss togs and kill endo#but im not about to be predictable abt it
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Varian and the Seven Kingdoms would been to Varian what Steven Universe: Future was to Steven and you can’t change my mind
#varian#varigo#vat7k#varian and the 7 kingdoms#i think my boy would’ve gone through it#i think it would be 20 episodes just absolutely torturing him#and then like 2 where he gets a lil better#Varian: augghhhh my life is spiraling out of control Hugo will you marry me#Hugo: …ok so there’s this doctor I know-
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“To be angry is to be human”
Padme…girl….sweet, sweet Padme…I love you, I really do, but seriously…What the fuck are you talking about.
#to be angry is to be human#what?#like yeah that’s true..but what?#there’s a huge jump from being angry to slaughtering an entire population#to be fair i have no idea how i would’ve handled that situation#like id be scared shit-less if i was alone in a room with a VERY powerful VERY unstable teenager who just admitted to senseless murder#I’d probably say something like to be angry is to be human too#just to get away with as little speaking as i could#i however..would have run as fast as i could from him as soon as i had the chance#i would not have told him i loved him before our supposed execution#and I certainly would not have MARRIED HIM#padme amidala#senator amidala#anakin skywalker#anidala#attack of the clones#star wars prequels#star wars#kate's post
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so after a few conversations with @22point8miles about how wendy by maisie peters is a rogan song but society ain’t ready for that conversation yet, i keep thinking about how rory’s life would have been if she would’ve said yes to logan at 22. would they move to california together? would she host his parties like emily? work under mitchum’s newspaper until she won’t be able to do her own thing because she is an huntzberger now? would she still takes part in the life & death brigade stupid tricks even though it could get them killed? i just don’t see rory happy in any of it, it is the life she could have but i don’t think she’ll be happy in them, and pretending to like them is exhausting. i just. mhm what do you guys think?
#i woke up thinking ‘do you think rory would’ve take care of logan’s social media platform’ and turn that idea off#but now…. like what kind of life would they have because i don’t think 22 years old logan would’ve cut his family off#he doesn’t cut them at 32 and his father basically run his life tells him to who should he marry#so im wondering what kind of lives they could have as a married couple at their 20s#logan x rory#rory gilmore#anti logan huntzberger#anti rogan#gilmore girls#or speaks now
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need people to understand that criston cole was by her side most every day of her life since she was seven years old and that the nature of their relationship was questioned publicly by alicent when she was twelve years old. their relationship wasn’t ? she was kind to him, yes. and they likely did have a courtly love thing going on - but any serious feeling she had for him beyond the crush of a child fawning over a handsome knight dies at some point, ( likely after alicent called into question the nature of their dynamic ) because then she’s forced to confront the reality any thing between them is going to venture straight into scandal territory. she knows the story of lucamore the lusty, she knows that she would be damning him to a life upon the wall at best . so she moves on.
#she had a massive level of trust in him#he was her sworn shield and like ? I think what she says about being the blood of the dragon and being meant for more#applies to how she feels about him as well#like he has a place of honor at court#he IS answering what she would’ve perceived as a higher calling for him#she would never ask him to risk that even if she did feel the same about him still#and like ? this is a grown man wanting a sixteen year old to run off with hi#and like the very truly twisted thing about her rejection of him is he doesn’t quit just yet#but he begins to foster that loathing and resentment toward her that results in harwin being beaten and joffrey being left bloody in the Sa#AFTER she denied him infront of the court#after she denied him again#and it likely was due to that feeling of entitlement from all of the rumors that were circling about her#that she’d give herself to somebody else with no thought of like - the moralities of it#but wouldn’t MARRY him . that made him hate her so badly#which again 😭 she’s 16#she’s a child#and he was fixated on her to the point of violence after she denied him#and I think that’s such a horrifically realistic display of how ? the patriarchy led him to believe he was owed something from her#that was more then what every other man expected from her
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