#I would die for Lance

[hootnhoney]

me entering the voltron fandom in the godforsaken year of 2023:

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I know we joke Lawrence Stroll is basically a bond villain, but my god, I have to take off my hat to him. Man joined this sport purely to support his son's career and dreams, and has seemingly just managed (not officially confirmed as yet) to nab the key to achieving those dreams in certified freaking car genius Adrian Newey, the man behind car designs that won 6 constructors' championships, 7 drivers championships, and earned 120 podiums to date for red bull alone. He's won 12 constructors' championships in total with 3 different Formula One teams (red bull, williams & mclaren). And now, he's apparently chasing Max too. I have to admire this man's sheer commitment, I now need him to win (sign newey & Max when the time comes) so badly now to see him rub the entire paddocks nose in it lmao.

[heynhay]

i want them fighting like children as in pushing each others faces away, i'm not touching you with a finger a centimeter away, tripping each other in the hallway bc somehow that's flirting do u see the vision or am i alone

we may never diagnose what the hell their problem is

[keithkog]

I got a bruise from bumping into the dining room table and Lance’s reaction was asking me if I was going to die. Straight, well not so straight, up he was like:

“Oh no are you going to be okay??” It’s a bruise you overdramatic mf.

-Keith

[klaissance]

@ v*ltron what if they had smooched a little huh? what then?? you scared to find out???

[ogdit]

You know, it's been years now, and I still follow a few blogs that post for thr fandom... I need the last few remaining fans to know: anyone that popularized the last name "McClain" for Lance, I need you to jump into a boiling pool and you can never get out.

Maybe look up Cuban last names??? And don't use any of the first 10 results??? Do your fucking research??? Look up how Cuban last names work, maybe??? Don't just settle for the whitest last name to fucking exist, and call it a day????

It works similarly in mexico, First name, maybe middle name, sometimes third name if your parents are feeling a bit quirky, then Paternal lastname Maternal lastname. Maybe! Maybe he's mixed! A mexican parent and a Cuban parent! A Brazilian parent and a Cuban parent! Maybe!!! He's even part native! But I don't trust white fans with native characters. Learn to behave and maybe we'll trust you with native characters.

Just. Stop it with McClain.

IF YOU ARE WHITE, YOU CAN REBLOG BUT IF YOU TRY TO START SHIT I WILL BLOCK YOU!!!!!

IF you are latine, specifically Cuban, feel free to add your own thoughts on this matter

[fabbyf1]

if anyone is wondering what @simplysimplylovely has in mind for lestappen+guest, it's apparently this:

[jajanvm-imbi]

Tee hee

[crioh-freeze]

What if Lance puts all of his trinkets into a special box that he hides, so if someone were to ever break in, they couldn't find said box.

One day, Veronica finds Lance and crew in space, and after all the crying and REALLY quick catching up, Lance's face brightens up all of a sudden, and he bolts off yelling "Ome second!!" As he sprints down the hall.

When he gets back, box in hand (no one else has seen this, Keith has only heard about this box), he opens it and explains where exactly each and every item in the box came from and why he chose it specifically. He explains this to Veronica, who very swiftly realizes he got it from her.

[klance-headcanons-official]

Keef!!!

@lancesspacegoof

I love u

<3

[thefinestkilljoy]

Happy birthday to the best boy, an angel, the most amazing

LANCE MCCLAIN

guys I love him so much

[torveiglyart]

A few of my real life friends follow me here and there are so many things I want to post here but I REALLY don’t want them to judge because they DO know me and well really I just don’t want weird looks from them for that one Julance merman prompt…

[apopcornkernel]

WHAT THE FUCKJYKRHEJEGEJEHEJWHEHSHEJEHDHENBE HOW DOES A HOMOPHOBE WRITE SOMERHING SO GAY

[personal-ly]

King's choice is really getting rid of all my doubts about whether I'm actually bisexual or not. I wish the artists would get everything they've ever wanted and more.

[lunasilverhart]

controversial opinion probably but as much side eye as Stardew Valley Expanded gets I can't bring myself to really dislike it because the extra Adventurer's Guild shit is so fuckin good and it also gave me the only two men I've ever really enjoyed marrying in this game and also their romance expansions

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

Wow! If I had a nickel for every female character in a CW show that was killed off near the end of a season for the sole purpose of motivating the main male character to kill the villain that killed her and was then replaced by a doppleganger from Earth-2 with her same name and face

I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s fucking revolting that it happened twice right