#I wonder if anyone will read this long ass rant lol

[complicatedsquishy]

The Voltron Rant - Or My Issues with the Portrayal of Lance

Voltron.

I jokingly refer to this as my trauma. Because watching Voltron and being in the fandom as it self-destructed was sort of traumatic. Anyhoots, I wanna talk about one character: Lance.

Voltron was a show that was diverse and about found family which is my type of shit. Not to be obnoxious, but as a Latina I tend to look for latine characters in media especially when I was teenager. 

Lance was one of my favorite characters. Not just because he was Latino-coded and Cuban according to the paladin handbook but because he was relatable. He was a funny guy who talks himself out of trouble and struggled with his insecurities. Once again my type of shit. Him being latino-coded was like the icing on cake for me.

And then the show just kept going.

As the show declined in narrative quality, I felt as if the portrayal of Lance declined in an almost detrimentally stereotypical way.

For instance, Lance referred to himself as a player or a lover boy. But, in the first few seasons, it was suggested that he wasn't really. For me, I thought this was a push against the Latin Lover Stereotype.

For those who are unfamiliar, this stereotype was popularized in early Hollywood with Latino/Spanish actors and excotized them. It led to the stereotype of Latin men being passionate and romantic and great lovers. It's not necessarily bad but it does tend to lead to fetishizing of Latino men. It reduces their characters to be based on pure physicality and ignores any other part of their character.

So imagine my reaction to the showrunners leaning into this exact stereotype as the show progressed from the other characters calling him "lover boy lance" to the paladin show where he does this whole sexually powered ariel dance routine. It was weird for me but it wasn't necessarily painful or damaging. But I still think it's worth pointing out as Lance's later character in season 8 is revolved around his relationship with Allura.

Moving on, the slap to the face for me is Lance's epilogue.

Lance is a farmer.

The only Latino character on this show becomes a farmer.

If that is not upsetting to you let me unpack that.

First off, I'm not saying farming is a bad thing. I come from a family of farmers and ranchers and field pickers. It's a position that's commonly associated with Latine and mostly Mexican immigrants in the US.

However, Lance made no verbal declarations that he wanted to be a farmer. That he missed farm life. All we know about his experience is that he knows how to milk a cow.

What we do know, is that Lance wanted to be a pilot. He loves being a pilot. He was honored to be chosen by the blue lion. He was heartbroken when she shut him out. Lance wanted to be a top pilot. He wanted to be the team's sharpshooter. In a way, he wanted to be a defender of the universe.

So I get, him turning away from fighting/being a soldier after the Galra are defeated and Allura dies. I don't understand him becoming a farmer. There was no set up that he loved farming like Hunk loved cooking.

It felt to me, like the showrunners said Latino + farmer sounds good!! There was no consideration for the Latine children/teenagers watching this show and trying to find their representation.

Further-fucking-more, it suggests that Lance's goals and motivations were tied solely to Allura. Which flashback to the earlier section is just reinstating the latino lover stereotype. That there is nothing more to him than his sexuality. 

I hope this doesn’t come off vengeful and hateful, it wasn’t my intent. Voltron maligned a lot of people hoping to see representation. This is how they upset me and why it leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. Why even voltron fanfiction is hard for me to swallow. I don’t see anyone talking about this flaw in the show so I wanted to put my piece out there. 

[thosewildcharms]

Your rhetorical questions have lit up my brain lol like what if Rick had met Michonne and Andre first instead of Morgan and Duane? 🤯 But anyway on a separate note, it’s so wild to see Rick and Shane’s first scene and Rick laughing along to Shane’s mysoginistic weird ass rant in light of who he is now. He really was just some emotionally repressed small town guy, And while Lori telling Rick “I wonder if you even care about us” in front of Carl was horrible, I wonder what Rick could’ve done or not done that would make her feel that way? And Shane said women’s problem is they don’t know how to turn off a light switch, to which Rick says part of the problem is he’s the one who’s leaving light switches on; I hate to be missing something that’s probably obvious but what did he mean with that?

oh that's a great idea for an AU anon. your mind!

this got long because who am i, so under a read more it goes.

maybe i got my rickgirl blinders on and am giving him too much credit but i thought rick was laughing at least somewhat incredulously at shane's speech (he was at the very least shaking his head a lot until the very end) but yes present-day rick would probably not have entertained that quite so much lol. but to kind of go along with that, my interpretation of light switch thing was rick kind of dismissing shane's, as you pointed out, misogynistic joke by saying he's the one with the issue turning off lights, and also to shift the conversation into the Actual Problems he and lori are having. also in retrospect it kinda feels like the show was lowkey already telling us lori and shane were more suited for each other than lori and rick but i could be reading into that. but listen metaphors have a habit of flying right over my (probably) autistic little head so i could also be missing some hidden meaning there.

as for the fight with lori, there's a flashback (i think in season 2?) where lori is talking to a friend about that same fight and she admits that she was the one who was being the asshole and how she got even more pissed off over how even-tempered and reasonable he was in response. from rick's perspective, he said he would try to talk about his feelings only for it to seem like lori didn't actually want to hear them after all. honestly i think they were just fundamentally incompatible, as we saw over and over in seasons 1 and 2. it wasn't anyone's fault, and their fights probably escalated because they didn't even know how to argue the way the other person wanted them to.

and not to constantly compare rick/lori to richonne, but rick similarly almost never yells or gets mean the few times we see him and michonne argue. the couple of times he did in towl were such an anomaly it set off alarm bells for michonne that something was really wrong with him (and also the situation was just objectively insane). but michonne and rick know how to disagree without getting ugly, and she certainly never has to try to provoke him into communicating because they have a fundamental understanding of each other that rick and lori never had. for sure rick learned from his mistakes with lori but i don't think the rick who was with lori was an entirely different person who said horrible things to his wife. he couldn't express himself the way we see he can with michonne because he just didn't have that type of connection with lori. and to be fair, lori didn't feel that with rick either, and again, that's okay. they probably should have just called it quits well before rick got shot. @cantstayawaycani and @jonesywrites go into this far more eloquently than I did here in their very excellent towl season 1 reaction video that you should definitely watch, because it's wonderful from start to finish.

[ohnoichangedmynamecallthefbi]

This fireangelsstuff lady is unhinged. So is she Newbae? I remember reading that Newbae was from NZ and had a baby girl. I went to fireangelsstuff's blog after the Scammer Squad fiasco and I think I read some stuff about her losing the love of her life and living in the English countryside.

Tbh Idk how Chris manages to live knowing there's so many crazy,delusional stalkers of him out there. I remember reading last year that Newbae flew to the U.S to stalk him in MA.

Also this is before the pandemic but anyone remember this lady on twitter who'd spam him in the replies when he would tweet. The details are hazy as she disappeared after 2020 but I last remember her threatening to shoot him and that she's in MA looking for him. Most stan twitter kids made fun of her and didn't take her seriously though.

Also I remember in 2019 coming across 2 weird af videos.

One was of this lady claiming that she's Chris's twin flame and it was a lot of gibberish tbh, I was weirded out by the video and didn't bother watching it as it was pretty long. A minute was the most I could take lol.

The other one is a real doozy. I was so fucking weirded out by it and still don't know if it was a bad joke or if the lady was serious. This lady posted a video on YT claiming she was being stalked by Chris Evans. So her overall behaviour really made me wonder if she was joking but idk maybe she was doing it for attention. Like she was claiming that a recent interview he had done(the video from from mid 2019 so I'm assuming it was Avengers Endgame era) was him talking about her and giving signs, threatening her. Then the video moved on to her opening her front door and acting frantic saying she knows he was here just now as she was making this video. She looked to both sides of the hallway and then (this is part that makes me doubt it was serious lmao) picks up a DVD of Push from the hallway to show he was here and was threatening her💀💀💀

Look either that lady had severe mental illnesses or it was a joke that was executed verrrrrry badly.

Either way...….he's surrounded by so many crazy people and now I wonder if someone ever got successful enough to get close to him while concealing their crazy ass💀

Sorry for the longass rant mod but this shit's bananas and I just needed to let it out🤣

The video you’re talking about sounds exactly like Fireangelsstuff

[jerzwriter]

The hits just keep on coming from you lol! And I am so happy that it's you out of anyone else in this fandom because with everything you've been through from the anon hate and what happens behind the scenes you have earned to tell everyone about fandom manners...which is simply common human decency by the way

There's a hit! 😂

(Yeah, I'm a Yankees fan lol)

Thanks, Nonny. I don't know what happened, but in the past week, a switch flipped, and it's the best thing that's ever happened to me, fandom-wise.

I'm just done.

Done with the bullshit and the games.

Done with the dumbass popularity contests. (BRUH, if you want popularity - this is not the place to be. 😂😂 Be real people.)

Done with everyone being butthurt that the whole world doesn't see things the EXACT same way that they do. (Do they do this in the real world too? They must be a pleasure to be around.)

Done with fandom politics.

Done with people who can't show common decency or respect to others.

Done with people who see every newcomer (who should be WELCOMED) as a threat.

Done with people who are jealous of everyone and everything.

Done with people coming to me (it's happened 4 times, 2 times in DM, 2 as anon) and saying they were "warned to stay away from me" when they came to the fandom. Or that they're "guilted for being friends with me." Nope, you'll never get names from me. But I'm done with it.

Done with feeling like I have to measure everything I say and do, worried about who I am allowed to be publicly friends with, to avoid criticisms from people who are either: 1) strangers who don't know me for shit (99% of the fandom), 2) someone who is jealous because I got 10 more notes they did in a dying fandom, 3) someone parading as a friend who is anything but (so who needs them), 4) someone who left the fandom months ago, but whose IP address still shows on my blog almost daily, to the point that I wonder if I have my own Yolanda (google Selena if you don't know).

Done with some troll crying, "You're exclusionary," and "you're a mean girl," when my stupid ass has spent countless hours trying to support everyone in the OH fandom. Do you know how many others in the fandom do that? Off the top of my head, I can think of like 5-7 tops. That's it. And several others included in that 5-7 are also regularly called out for being exclusionary and mean. I don't know about you, but I think some Nonny out there is in dire need of a dictionary.

Advice to all out there: Just because some troll rants something... anonymously... it doesn't make it true. I'm going to take abuse from someone who has probably never supported a single soul here or has limited it to a handful of people. Chances are, I supported them too. FOH. I'm done.

One of the best things that have happened to me, fandom-wise, is falling in love with a new story that I feel has more story to tell. Creating and plotting ideas for WTD has been so much fun, and I am loving it. And I know (and don't care) that it won't be popular. I'm creating for the love of it, and it's amazing! To be removed from the bullshit is divine, and meeting new people has given me a wonderful, fresh perspective.

I don't know if I'll be here another month, year or if I really will join a couple lovely people in shutting the lights off when everyone else is gone. But, however long I'm here, my bullshit meter is fully charged, but my give-a-F meter is broken. I'm here to write, I'm here to read, I'm here to engage in a shared love with others. Oh, and I'm here to help support OTHER creators throughout the fandom because that matters to me.

Outside of that. 🖕No time for it.

[vazaez]

that’s not very cis of you

BYE🛌

It's complicated alright 😭💀

[theantarwitch]

Masterpost / BoS/ About me

                                  Masterpost:

                                 General Witchcraft:

Witchy hard to swallow pills

Personal vs Book - When own experiences don’t match with the Manual To Be A Witch.

How detect a Karen Witch

Cottagecore: The Classist Ableist Dream

I’m Special (Not). The harsh reality.

Dream Interpretation – How do it (long ass post)

About medicine in witchcraft: Health spells, Professional Healers and Unprofessional scammers (And two healing spells from me)

                                  Spells

To common ask: Can I do a spell about….?

Easy solution to “Can be I’m under this x spell?”

Why I don’t trust in other’s Sigils

Alternative ways to do Sigils

Cheap ways to boost positive energy/ luck/ money in your day (I excluded stones/ crystals)

                             Divination, tarot

Major Arcana Human Identifier Part 1

Major Arcana Human Identifier Part 2

Methods of Divination Masterpost

Egg divination unwanted facts

The traditional “Gifted Deck vs Bought Deck”

Tarot Beginners Tips

Tarot: About Spreads and Readings

Alternative Uses to Tarot Cards (No Divination)

Tarot to find Lost Things

                       Closed Practices and Cultural Appropiation

Closed Practices are Closed - Open Replacements

Closed/ Semi Closed beliefs

Open/ Closed/ Semi Closed Deities/ High Entities.

                             Deities

Deities: Some aspects to consider

About gods, afterlifes and universes - My point of view.

Not Cis Deities

                            Safety

The dangerous “Ascension Energy Shift Symptoms”-ish trend

Spells don’t replace real treatment or mundane action

Some of mainstream but medical dangerous trends

Destroying the misinformative  crap of the day

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                           Book Reviews

The Witch’s Book of Self-Care: Honest review (With positive and negative points)

Wicca: A Guide for the Solitary Practitioner by Scott Cunningham – Honest Review Request

Psychic Witch: A Metaphysical Guide to Meditation, Magick & Manifestation by Mat Auryn - Honest Review Request

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                           Book of Shadows 

                Plants, Herbs, Grains, Fowers, Trees, Fruits

Book Of Shadows: Lavender

Book Of Shadows: Walnuts

Book Of Shadows: Sweet Alyssum

Book Of Shadows: Rose

Book of Shadows: Lilacs

Book of Shadows: Dandelion

Book of Shadows: Passiflora/ Passion Flower

Book of Shadows: Rue

Book of Shadows: Parsley

Book of Shadows: Olive

Book of Shadows: Aloe Vera

Book of Shadows: Basil

Book of Shadows: Garlic

Book of Shadows: Mint

Book of Shadows: Oregano

Book of Shadows: Morning Glory

Book of Shadows: Narcissus

Book of Shadows: Mimosa

Book of Shadows: Almond

Book of Shadows: Apple

Book of Shadows: Bay

Book of Shadows: Larkspur

Book of Shadows: Lemon

Book of Shadows: Rice

Book of Shadows: Fig

Book of Shadows: Grapes

Book of Shadows: Snapdragon

Book of Shadows: Spider Plant

Book of Shadows: Pepper

Book of Shadows: Clover

Book of Shadows: Urtica/Nettles

Book of Shadows: Peace Lily

Book of Shadows: Cactus

Book of Shadows: Grass

Book of Shadows: Oats

Book of Shadows: Ivy

Book of Shadows: Redstem Filaree

Book of Shadows: Shepherd’s Purse

Book of Shadows: Orange

Book of Shadows: Corn

Book of Shadows: Coffee

Book of Shadows: Cacao

Book of Shadows: Elm

Book of Shadows: Fern

Book of Shadows: Butcher’s Broom

Book of Shadows: London Rocket

Book of Shadows: Black Locust

Book of Shadows: Peruvian Pepper (Mulli)

Book of Shadows: Valerian

Book of Shadows: Eucalyptus

                   Others

Book of Shadows: Black Salt

Book of Shadows: Milk                

Basic Metals and their Magical Properties: Easy Chart.

Colors: Correspondences and Meaning

Cd/Dvd as great warding tool

Clothing & Wearing Magic – Part 1

Clothing & Wearing Magic – Part 2

Clothing & Wearing Magic – Part 3

Mahō Tsukai no Yome/ The Ancient Magus Bride: When an anime show witchcraft in the good way

About Comfort Zone and why is wrong used - Long Rant

Alchemy, the untouched friend of Witchcraft

Currently thinking about the theory of the infinite parallel universes, past, future, and witchcraft...

Diatomite: Between Witches and Cats

I have a "dream" but I actually think I went to another dimension or something lol

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                          About me:

In case anyone wonder who the fuack I’m...

She/ Her +30 Nonbinary AFAB  

Pan/Demi/Sapio/Aro/Ace

Autistic - Dyslexia - CPTDS - Disabled

Not Native English Speaker - Latin

Feminist (Anti Hembrist/ Terf) - Pro Minorities/ LGTBQIA+/ BLM

Straigh Edge Metal Head

Witch: Advanced-  Solitarie - Eclectic - Green -  Divination 

Asks: Open. You are welcomed to say something (hate ones can be roasted or ignored) or ask. Please don't ask basic shit like "what I can do with an olive" or "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?".

[zodiyack]

Being Married To Henry’s Characters Would Include...

Requested by @cuisinequeen​: Hi, I love your work. I was just wondering if you could do a headcanon for being married to Clark Kent/Geralt/Sherlock Holmes/Napoleon Solo

Pairing: Clark Kent x Reader, Geralt of Rivia x Reader, Sherlock Holmes x Reader, Napoleon Solo x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, some references, trashy writing lol

Note: This doesn’t include all of his characters, so my apologies if I misled you with the title. Not all that confident in the HCs so sorry about that too

Taglist: @matth1w​, @redspaceace-writes​, @simonsbluee​, @darling-i-read-it​, @fandom-puff​, @thewarriorprincessxo​, @sebastianstanslefteyebrow​, @maan24​, @beckster07890​, @missihart23​

Masterlist | Henry Cavill Masterlist

Clark Kent

You know he’s superman, therefore, you gotta expect the unexpected

Kiss: Level 100

helping him keep his identity secret isn’t always easy-

you wanna kiss him even when he’s superman but fuck you need him to remain undetected

but you manage

Little hc of the first few months after getting married:

Clark comes home late after a fight you see on tv

you turned it off before anything else happened, too worried already

he’s beat up

your eyes are red and puffy with tear stained cheeks as you stand and cross your arms.

you bet your ass there were cuddles that night.

Later into the marriage, he still scares you like that, but you’ve grown somewhat used to it and wipe the tears away

He’s protective of you too though

Aight sorry, but the gif is making me addicted to Henry kisses so Imma say it again,

best fucking make out sessions ever

yes, I’m gonna say that for all four.

fuck it, Clark!Kisses HCs

they’re soft half the time, needy the other half

if he comes home from superman duties or you have a run-in with a villain, so on so on, his kisses are rougher, needier, more possessive

bitch, he just needs you to know he’s still alive 🥺😢

Henry in glasses really do be hittin tho.

Stealing his glasses

Calling him a nerd because of the glasses

Probably making it a small joke about superman

Especially with oblivious friends

“I think superman’s a nerd.” “why??” “I just do.”

Having to stifle your laughs every time someone gushes about superman in front of him

Clark has to hold you back so you don’t unleash your wrath of fucking doom upon some oblivious woman who wrote about superman in a news article

She wrote things that would make you jealous, like talking about how she’s curious to his personal life *wink wink* and stuff- you don’t just have a raging fury because someone writes about him

Superman this hoe

You’ve made jokes about how he has to take his ring off when he’s superman, but he’s got a feeling that you’re actually not kidding at all

Exercising with Clark

Cursing him out in breathy pants for being more athletic and cheating with his “alien powers”

he just laughs at you

Ah, the difficulty have having a husband with two identities

When you rant about your husband, it’s so hard not to fuck up and say something about being married to Superman

Forgetting that you’re one of the few who knows his identity

Basking in pride because you’re one of the few who knows his identity

One time, Clark forgot to take his ring off and the person he rescued had known him personally.

He asks where he got the ring-

“What ring?”

“The one on your finger. The wedding ring.”

It felt like his stomach dropped...if that makes sense-

Clark ended up making some random story about finding it on the same plane the guy he rescued was on and that he put it on so he wouldn’t lose it.

The guy still thought he was pretty sus, “why was it on your wedding ring finger then?” but let him off after some time

The guy gave it back to Clark in person, but you had no idea what happened,

so when he gave him the ring, you were watching with the most confused look Clark had ever seen

thankfully, he played it off well and informed you later

He forgot to take off his wedding ring? You “secretly” fist bumped the air- ...he totally saw you though

Geralt Of Rivia

I don’t think Geralt really expected to get married

Jaskier didn’t either-

He’s the only one who stands when the priest asks if anyone doesn’t accept... only to ask how the fuck Geralt got lucky enough to get you

Everyone laughed but Geralt, he just grunted and looked away with a lil’ bit o pink tinting his cheeks

You demand he lets you go on adventures with him

You also wash him after adventures

wink wonk ;)))

Geralt is a stubborn thing

You’re a stubborn thing

Y’all love each other

When I say that Geralt is a confusing husband-

I mean that he confuses the fuck out of you

“don’t do that”

“okay”

few minutes later

“I thought you were doing that-”

“You told me not too...?”

“I don’t recall. Do whatever.”

Minutes later.

“What the fuck!?! Don’t do that!”

He’s hard to read and it bugs you

However, it makes a good game out of it

If he ever introduces you as anything but his spouse, you hold a bitter glare while internally plotting

Before you marry, Jaskier hits on you without realizing that Geralt is interested in you

He gulps nervously as soon as it hits him

You might just use that mistake as a way to get back at Geralt for not saying you’re his spouse

Jaskier pleads you not to

like for real

He’s in tears

CuDdLeS!

Congrats, you have a stubborn manbaby for the rest of however long y’all shall live

Kithes

Geralt is a little distant when it comes to admitting his feelings for you at first

When you’re dating, you’re all over each other

Marriage is that but amplified lmao

Braiding his hair

Teasing him not the wink wonk and getting away with it because you’re his spouse

If Jaskier said anything remotely close to the shit you’ve said, Geralt would probably choke him out

But then resuscitate him cause they’re bros

Seeing the softer side of Geralt

Sure, sex, but getting to know each others bodies? Yes.

Soft!Sleepy!Geralt

His deep n husky morning voice telling you to “get your ass back in bed”

Having the excuse of “because I’m his spouse” anytime you do stuff people are too afraid to do

Jealous bb 1 and jealous bb 2 aka Geralt and Y/n

I think Geralt’s the kind of guy to just pick you up, ignore your flailing limbs, and move you out of the way

He takes shit from no one...well, from you SOMETIMES

Gives in to your requests with a sigh and roll of his eyes most of the time

He was protective of you at first

now he’s PrOtEcTiVe so uh

Basically, number one husband, number two bodyguard

you put yourself first for the bodyguard part, but Geralt doesn’t know that

Sherlock Holmes

He asks your family for their blessing, then asks you-

I can imagine Mycroft just ranting away and Sherlock drops to his knee

“What are you doing?”

He ignores his brother and proposes to you

Mycroft is confused and upset because he wanted to rant about meaningless things and Sherlock decided to change the topic

rude

Being married means constant visits from Enola

Probably being the “second parents” to Enola

Gossip with Enola and Eudoria about Sherlock and him as a kiddo

Kicking Sherlock out of the house for sleepovers with his sister

bet

Helping Sherlock with cases

Dealing with Sherlock telling you it isn’t safe

still being upset when he’s right you know it

Finding Enola and Eudoria with him

Snapping at Mycroft for how he treats the girl and everyone else

Threatening Mycroft by just being a badass bitch and telling him to fuck off every now and then

Long story short, you make Enola laugh and Mycroft scoff as he walks away

He’s a stubborn bean, which now that I think about it- aren’t all Henry’s characters?

While he doesn’t say it much, he loves you

You get paranoid with this character too, as he does work that can be very dangerous as well

When he returns, he doesn’t say much aside from that he’s there now and that he loves you

cuddles with him whispering softly,

“I’m here now.” “I’m safe.” “I’m okay.” “I love you.”

Kisses in public either be quick pecks or minute long for goodbyes, but greetings-

especially after being apart for a while?

HC TIME

He comes home on the train and you’re at the station with his siblings

As soon as he spots you, he sets his stuff down because you’re already running at him

You jump into his arms and kiss him hard, not caring in the slightest about the other people at the station

It makes you smile every time he introduces you as his spouse

You’ve heard it so many times yet it still makes your heart flutter every single time

Napoleon Solo

The amount of times you’ve just dropped everything and walked away because he was being ‘too serious”-

You say something, he takes it seriously, you groan and stomp away

But then you know you can do the same back to him

Napoleon is an all around awesome husband but he’s not going to just pretend to agree with stuff

Will correct you no matter how embarrassed you get 

Makes up with kisses or stuff idk

Let me be honest, I don’t know much about writing for Napoleon but he is an icon...sometimes

He’s protective

by that I mean he’s stubborn but really it’s his way of keeping you safe

Would probably lock you in your room even though you’re a, a grown ass adult, and b, his spouse for fuck’s sake?!??!

Doesn’t tell you when something’s bothering him unless he feels the need to

“I’m not a fucking mind-reader, Solo!”

“Neither am I but I still manage-”

He doesn’t mean to make you feel bad, he just- emotions and him aren’t the best of friends

Emotions aren’t exactly friends with most of his characters

He’d much rather just speak with actions than admit anything

Sometimes you worry that he’s just fucking with you

When he proposed, it scared the shit out of you ‘cause you thought it was a joke

Never admits to anything willingly...?

Yeah sorry...Idk, that’s all I got :\

[frozentearsforsebby]

Pardon my Kyuranger/Donbrothers rant/headcanon. Not that anyone is reading this. LOL

I'm going to be pretty upset if Ryu Commander isn't included with the Donbrothers sixth rangers gears. This stupid ass war over whether he's the sixth or not when they treat Houou Soldier like a damn second red... at best, it's both of them. And I think it would be hilarious if they are both included because the war rages on!

Cut the Commander some slack... he's in charge of the Kyurangers... There was nothing special about Tsurugi that wasn't special about Shou.

Tsurugi's title was Houou Soldier, and he was saved by a Kyutama from the Pheonix constellation. I always headcanoned that they saved him and then expected something back from him... protection, fighting for them, whatever. He's a soldier and a warrior. When he joined the Kyurangers, he wanted everyone to be his shield, and I wonder if it's because he was treated like that for a long time. He was also the President and was able to keep quitting and going back to it... was he forced into that, too, and that's why he was able to get away with it? Just thinking out loud. That whole storyline was stupid. Yes, let's have a President who was away for the entire time and not replace him at all. What were they doing to him? Giving him fake power? Did it benefit the people of Pheonix?

People argue about how Tsurugi is the sixth, but I don't understand it. And nobody's given me any clues as to why he is, but Shou isn't or can't be. Anyone? Bueller? Guy on the Facebook group who makes weekly posts about why Tsurugi is and uses "autistic" to insult people? Not you either, dude? Somebody just please explain it to me because I'm not understanding.

(Personal opinion time: Ryu Commander's suit was AMAZING. Houou Soldier's was blah and looked uncomfortable.)

At any rate, Donbrothers is fucking amazing. Why'd they stop changing into past rangers, though? I thought the CGI rangers were going to be horrible. I've grown to love how Kijibrother and Inubrother look, and Oni Sister is probably my least favorite suit in a long time.

[sugarwithtea]

okay so there are some people who wonder why we read and write fanfics when we have the choice to read fiction which is not based on a real person or even a fictional character, but still written by 'fans'. (long rant ahead in which i intend to be nothing but kind)

i read books because they give me a sense of comfort, an alternate reality to escape into because my own life is not so amazing and/or is not that well at the moment for me to enjoy it. secondly, i have an imagination. my day to day life isn't adventurous enough for me to see them come to existence. that's why i live vicariously through the books i read. that's on reading.

why fanfiction especially you ask? when you read books there is world building, a whole lot of new characters with traits you might relate to or not. the writers are inclusive no doubt, but it still feels like a piece of work which is a little distant, out of your bubble, sometimes. in the case of fanfiction, the characters are known. they are your highest form of comfort on your hardest days. many a times, the writers write the fic from the readers pov. you feel the things you read because you are, in a way, a part of it. there is little world building which doesnt rack your brains and it's easier for you to visualise the characters and relate to them and/or the happenings in the fic cause sometimes they are inspired from real life happenings in the characters documented life.

the thing in fanfictions is that you have everything varying from short drabbles to 40-50 chap series. ofcourse we have the option of short stories in fiction, but they feel third person, they feel unfamiliar. sometimes, your mind wants the unfamiliarity, to indulge into the life of a character you may never come across just for the thrill of it. but sometimes, your mind craves comfort, from the character you know you'll always return to no matter what.

many people may dub it embarassing and delusional but to be honest, it's just a person trying to find comfort without trying to hurt anyone. reading anonymous stories, written by anonymous authors, on the wide net harms no one. and if it makes you happy, who is anyone else to question the source of your bliss? do whatever your heart wishes for (ps. without hurting anyone or yourselves lol)

i write because i have thoughts, too many, for them to be encased inside my shitty brain. i write because when things feel down, i make up a scenario with my character to forget the reality if only for a minute, if it allows me. whenever i feel my thoughts being worthy of being shared? i do it. sometimes i find for a way to feel joy and when I'm unable to find it, i write it. i, in no way am a pioneer, or the best, but why do i even need to be? i feel good when i see people get happy with my work and i feel giddy when i see we share the same thoughts. I'd even say it's greedy of me. but to be honest, aren't we all greedy for our happiness? i wouldn't like to be judged only because i crave joy :)

lastly, this was not a diss or was written with the intent to offend someone. i love books! i adore mainstream authors! i love fiction. but just sometimes, familiarity makes sense (if I'm making any sense, pls tolerate me 💀)

thankyou thankyou so much for reading this tiring, long ass rant of mine!! this was so sudden and on a whim! if you read it till the end, i love you! if you didn't, i still love you! byeee see y'all lol 🤸🏻‍♀️

ps. i wrote it in first person cause these were mainly my thoughts. i do think some (or even many) may relate to it but i can't, and will never try to speak for everyone.!!

[bookofmirth]

Hi! Before starting this, I hope you're safe and are having a good day!

So, I came across a post on IG where the person twisted almost every interaction with Gwyn we had in ACOSF and said with such enormous conviction that she's secretly a Lightsinger when all the evidences they provided were just...fanon. I commented on their post claiming that she can't be that because the Lightsinger theory goes against every canon info we have about her character and it's disgusting to twist a strong SA survivor into those creatures.

Here's the important part. An Elriel replied that I should stop weaponizing Gwyn's SA. I swear my mind went blank for a few minutes. Was it really weaponizing Gwyn's SA trauma when I called out their fanon theory that they were passing as canon? I'm genuinely curious about it though because Gwyn's trauma is a delicate subject and the Elriels are the ones who keep invalidating it.

Furthermore, the Elriel also said that if I want people to take my argument seriously, I should provide textual evidence why Gwyn can't be a Lightsinger.

Honestly, did we read the same book? Literally nothing in the book suggests that Gwyn is a Lightsinger. It's only the Elriels who keep screaming it at the top of their lungs.

I sometimes wonder if all Elriels are this stupid or if they have the comprehension skills of a potato. After this, how can they expect anyone to take them and their ship seriously?

I still don't understand why they're so hellbent on making Gwyn a Lightsinger while also claiming that they don't think she's evil lol.

But anyway, sorry for the long rant. I'm simply a big fan of your blog and all the arguments you present.

Thank you for bearing with me!

OMFG this kind of logic is driving me crazy.

"Prove I'm wrong" well you just pulled something out of your ass and I don't handle bullshit directly since I'm allergic, so...

So first off, not wanting a SA survivor to be vilified and compared to a rapist is not "weaponizing" her SA. You aren't saying that she can't be a lightsinger because of her SA, you are saying that making an SA survivor into a villain makes you uncomfy, and that is completely valid. You said she couldn't be a lightsinger because of canon. That's very different.

I've noticed a lot of people throwing around words they don't understand, which on the one hand, okay. That's fine, we don't know all the words, we haven't learned all the concepts, we learn things intentionally or incidentally or whatever.

But people using these words in arguments, to make other people feel ashamed, is just 🤪 Words have meaning, concepts have meaning and context that you can't always get from a dictionary (hence why I tell my students to look beyond dictionaries and go to more discipline-specific sources, but anyway), and those meanings are important.

Literally nothing in the book suggests that Gwyn is a Lightsinger.

Literally nothing!

LIterally nothing

LITerally NOThing!!!!

I sometimes wonder if all Elriels are this stupid or if they have the comprehension skills of a potato. After this, how can they expect anyone to take them and their ship seriously?

I don't want to speculate about anyone's intelligence because like I said before, people don't always know things. I can't expect people to have had the same access to education that I did. But it does get frustrating when people dig in their heels and not only misuse these words and concepts, but refuse to improve their knowledge of them.

It's the last gasp of a dying subfandom. They're just making a mess on their way out the door.

Sorry for responding to this late, I have had a lot of grading! As usual!

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

Rant about something from Hatchet field I wanna learn

Alrighty so initially this was gonna be about the time travel presented in time bastard, but I’m gonna put that in the time travel essay I promised val that I’ll tag you in (if you’re interested) but then I decided I wanna talk about holloduke and how I’m gonna relate it to dorace

So holloduke is the ship name for Ms. Holloway and Duke Keane. Wanna know what Ms. Holloway’s first name is? Me too. Anyways, if you wanna frame their relationship based on tropes to get an idea, it’s basically an incredibly powerful and bad ass woman and just a guy who loves her very much. We first meet them in Witch in the Web where Duke is the Foster’s assigned social worker and he brings in Ms. Holloway to help Hannah with a witch/black and white problem. Ms. Holloway is a witch with a hinted at shady past that we all want to know about, but that’s now what I wanna talk about. What I want to talk about is their second appearance in Killer Track from nmt s2. So, uh, if you care about that, major major spoiler warning.

So Killer Track is about this song that’s being spread through town, and anyone who hears it dies exactly one week later. One of the kids Duke looks after, Rose, heard the Track and has been having violently negative reactions to any kind of speaker all week, the screaming song following her around. Duke hears her side of the story and decides to bring in Ms. Holloway. She casts this spell that projects her consciousness into Rose’s a week ago when she first heard the song, so Ms. Holloway has the curse now instead. Her plan is to cover all objects that produce sound and hope for the best, and she left a note for Duke in case anything happens to her. Long story short, she dies, is carried away in an ambulance and is very Distraught. When he gets home, he remembers her note which basically read “kay so I'm not dead, don’t call an ambulance and just wait a couple hours.” Thoroughly confused, Duke sneaks into the morgue and after wondering what he’s doing here, she sits up with a gasp and hey would you look at that, she’s immortal! (I’m sure you can see where I’m going with these comparisons, both couples have an immortal partner) Duke is very much Freaking Out bc while he knew she could Do Stuff, this whole coming back from death thing is just a little too out there for him, poor dude. Ms. Holloway sits him down at her diner that I so desperately want to eat at and starts to explain-

And concludes her tale. Duke is confused, she hasn’t said anything, but she points out the discrepancies; the eaten pie, the rising sun. She’s been talking and explaining everything for the past couple hours, but part of this shifty deal she made ages ago, no one can know her past, so every time she tries to tell someone, their memories of it get released, and ohhh here comes the angst. Just imagine having centuries of experience, having done some shady stuff, made some shady deals, seen things no one ever should, and she can’t even tell anyone, can’t tell the person she loves and trusts more than anything. Forever alone (and she gets more alone dw 😈)

Anywho, Duke and Ms holloway work together and stop the killer track the day is saved, yada yada but the real important part is after. So the two are out on a lake enjoying the fireworks (cuz they stopped the killer track at a festival) and Duke wonders how she's going to explain she's still alive, and Holly (I'm gonna call her Holly for easy sake) says she's gonna let Ms. Holloway stay dead. Duke nods and suggests she change her name, change her hair, before she interrupts and says shes not changing her hair, it's been like that since the 80s and it's incredibly rad (she didn't say that last part lol) and now dukes confused and points out how everyone will recognize her and this is when she gets sad and so do I. People won't remeber her, and neither will Duke. He'll remember Ms. Holloway and how she was a good friend who died in the diner. He won't remember her powers. He tries to protest, but she asks him if she can say good bye, leans in, kisses him and vanishes. He opens his eyes, and she’s gone. He can’t remember what he was doing out here. He hears a boom in the sky. Oh yeah. He was watching the fireworks.

I want you to know I am UNWELL AND CRYING AT THAT LINE. "oh yeah. He was watching the fireworks" has given me permanent emotional damage and I will never recover. I just-

Idk if the line has the same impact only being read, but when that line was spoken I broke.

Anyways, months later, Duke runs into Ms. Holloway, now under the pseudonym Ms. Holliday, and as he walks away, she quietly says "Bya Duke" and she's got such a sad smile on her face and I just-

I actually wrote a one shot detailing her pov and like what I imagine her internal thought process was as she fell for Duke despite knowing she'd have to reset her identity here

Anyways, onto the dorace comparisons-

Imagine Horace trying to distance himself, but failing, not wanting to be selfish, but can't help it as he once again falls, and falls hard, despite it being unfair to the both of them. Imagine Horace wanting so bad to tell him something, anything but unable to, wanting to tell Douglas story after story without him forgetting everything he just said after.

Anyways I love holloduke so so much and I desperately want to get an actual backstory for Ms. Holloway and I love talking about them. Sorry if this got long but I am Many Thoughts head full about them.

[obeiii-mee]

Hey there! Love your writing. What about MC spending a whole day with just one of the brothers? Like you know, if the brothers were deciding what to do? Sorry if it’s too boring and romantic haha, I’m a lost case, I desperately need that night walks with Satan and working out with Beel in my life haha. Thanks xx

Same though. I love writing just typical HCs with the bros during date night or something. And I’m currently writing a few angst HCs so I really needed this too lmao. I hope you don’t mind these not being too long. I hope this satisfies you lol.

Enjoy!

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The Brothers Spending a Whole Day with MC:

Lucifer:

-Mr. Prideful doesn’t take many days off

-But when he’s with you, he really feels like he can unwind properly

-Lucifer loves going on walks with you tbh

-He feels like it’s a nice break from all of his office work and meetings

-Sometimes the two of you end up in Majolish or a restaurant

-He definitely has a thing for spoiling you on days like these, because he feels he doesn’t appreciate you enough otherwise

-Like when he yells at both you and Mammon for doing stupid shit around Lord Diavolo

-The two of you could walk through the whole of DevilDom hand in hand if you had more hours in the day

-I see Lucifer as a bit traditional when it comes to dating so it’s obvious you’ll have movie dates and everything

-But a day off for him? With you? Away from his brothers, all of their chaos and the never ending attention his paperwork needs?

-It feels like he’s in the Celestial Realm all over again

-He does love you

-His past just doesn’t let him express his affection towards you very well

Mammon:

-If the two of you could spend the whole day together, there are only three places you could be at: Majolish, the casino or trying to make money for Mammon’s debts somewhere

-But it doesn’t really matter for him

-He could be stuck in a broom closet with you and still be happy (though he wouldn’t admit it)

-Spending a day with just him is bound to end in tears to be honest, on his part usually

-Because everything is going well and you’re having fun

-“Ah shit!”

-“Mammon you OK? What happened?”

-“I accidentally sold Lucifer’s gloves for 50000 Grimm!”

-How does one accidentally sell something?

-So he get a bit of an earful for that

-Other than that, being with the second eldest is crazy enough as it is

-You may have lost all that money at the casino but for the first time in a while, Mammon didn’t care that much

-Because you were there and laughing with him about how stupid both of you were

-You guys hit as many shops as possible and just generally have a messy, fun time together

-He often ends these days saying something like “You should be grateful that THE GREAT MAMMON agreed to let you tag along with him today.”

-But just kiss him on the cheek and he will shut up. For like hours. He’ll be too flushed to even look you in the eye

-He really wants to spend another day out with his human

Levi:

-Welp, life of a shut-in otaku

-It should be of no surprise that the two of you spend most of your time in his room

-It’s just the one place he’s most comfortable in and having you there makes it so much better

-Anime’s and video games are a must obviously

-But he loves doing movie marathons with you too (while loudly complaining the movie sucks and that you’re a normie for choosing it. Which means he likes it)

-Maybe a few good hours of him ranting about TSL because it’s Levi

-So the chances of you guys getting any sleep on said day are slim to none

-Also, if you agree to go to conventions with him, he will die of happiness

-On the rare occasion that he does go outside, he’s only out there because you went with him so that should tell you how much he loves you

-But most of the time you’re locked in his room to the point where Luci dearest has to come along and drag you the fuck to breakfast

-Ah, true love~~

Satan:

-I mean, this one should be pretty obvious too

-If he doesn’t enjoy dates in the library, then is he really Satan? (I never thought a sentence like that would ever be typed)

-Most of the time it ends with him reading to you because his voice is sO bEAutIful and you just melt when you hear it

-I will forever hc that he makes sound effects while reading too so imagine that

-You two don’t always get the chance to spend a whole day together

-But he tries to check in on you at least once a day

-*Cue romantic run through the house of Lamentation, trying to find you so he can gossip and bitch about Lucifer*

-Walks with him are very common too

-They usually take place at night, because he’s a sap and he read too many romance books and damn it kiss him already

-He would hold an umbreally over you if it started raining and everything

-Satan takes these moments to chat to you about anything, he just wants to appreciate you being there

-You guys made out several times while on these ‘walks’ ngl skskevshskbeuensb

-One time, you showed him a cat cáfe in the human realm and he went nuts

-Safe to say you’ve been there more times than I care to count, most of which were without permission

-A day with him can either go extremely calmly and end with you guys falling asleep on each other in his room or escalate to either pranking Lucifer or...steamier stuff

-Haha if anyone ever mentions he’s a cheesy bastard, they’re dead before they can say their prayers

-Except you, you get the pass on this one, tease him as much as you want

Asmo:

-Finally, he gets to have you all to himself without any of his brothers cockblocking him all the time~ (same tbh)

-The whole day would be planned from head to toe in activities and events

-It would start with some sort of makeover in the morning (getting your nails done, doing hairstyles, skin routine etc.)

-Then it would move on to some serious shopping sprees where he basically buys everything that he deems to be cute

-They’re for you 100% tho

-The day usually ends with you getting dragged to parties and clubs because Asmo can’t go a day without speaking to other people

-By the time you get home, you’re almost knocked out cold and carrying several bags full of clothes and shit

-But you can never say you didn’t enjoy yourself on these days

-Having Asmo around is exhilarating and somehow, even if crowds happen to not be your thing, it’s still really easy to have fun anyway

-There are times when the two of you stay at home and do each other’s nails and everything

-And you two are very fond of these sort of dates as well

-Of course, all of this assuming he won’t try to seduce you and get in your pants all day

-Turns our Mammon is somehow telepathically connected to you and rushes over any time this happens

-So much for not being cockblocked I guess

-He always switches things up as well which is usually very pleasant because you don’t visit the same shops or clubs every day

-Just be back by midnight or you’ll have your asses handed back to you otherwise

Beel:

-Beel loves you

-Beel loves food

-If those two happen to be in the same room, he might as well die peacefully

-It’s all he ever asked for (especially if Belphie is there too)

-Half of the day is spent at either Hell’s Kitchen or in your kitchen at home

-For him, the food always tastes better when you’re there so if you’re willing to go, then he’ll be like a cheerful puppy the whole time (how many times have I compared Beel to a puppy lmao)

-The other half of the day is spent training

-Work out sessions are important to him and he’s more than happy to let you join in

-If anything, you’ll be on his back as he does his push ups even though you’re not that heavy to him

-It sort of warms that demon heart of his because you’re always there handing him towels and water after he’s finished

-And you always have snacks prepared too which is wonderful really

-Kudos for being able to hide them from him the whole time

-It’s also not that surprising to know that you, Beel and Belphie hang out a lot

-So these days often mean that Belphegor tags along with you guys everywhere

-You won’t notice him tho, believe me, he’ll just stay attached to Beel’s back and sleep the whole time

-If he gets to spend a day with his loved ones, then Beel can honestly not ask for more

Belphie:

-“Belphie...?”

-“Yes MC?”

-“Is.....is that a pillow fort that’s almost as big as the attic?”

-“It is indeed.”

-“Why?”

-“Why not?”

-Tbh it would be a miracle if you two didn’t sleep the whole day

-But if he had to go somewhere with you

-It would be anywhere

-Much like Mammon, he couldn’t give less of a shit about the evironment as long as you’re there

-Chances are, however, that he will sneak you two to the human world a few times in secret

-He still insists he hates humans but truth is, he misses them and their realm

-Going back there, without permission the same way he did all those centuries ago, was like a breath of fresh air

-You guys would be chilling at a park in the human realm, probably make small picnic or something

-Belphie, as much as he doesn’t want to admit it, loves these dates and would kill anything on his path if it meant he gets to be in your arms while taking a nap in the human world

-He invites Beel along too which makes everything so much better for him

-He will just fall asleep on you while you run your fingers through his hair

-Belphie is so warm too so it’s likely you won’t stay awake for long either

-Poor Beel has to carry both back to DevilDom but he does it anyway without complaining >:(

-He knows that he isn’t allowed to come up here and that he should stop these dates before Lucifer finds out

-But being out here with you brings him an irreplaceable meaning and you’re so soft and gentle, he can’t resist cuddling into you

-Also he doesn’t give a shit what Lucifer thinks

(Idk why my writing is so bad in this post, it kinda feels like I forced myself to write it and maybe that’s why..? Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my mess of HCs)

Al~

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 278: MOMO IN CHARGE

Previously on BnHA: Deku and Kacchan were all “SIR, THAT’S OUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SENSEI” and got really ferocious and made a very passionate attempt to blow Tomura up and it was great. It basically did nothing, but it was still great. AFO was all “COME HERE LIL BRO”, and Tomura was all “silly Sensei, you can’t just take over my mind and body just like that”, and he was very confident of this despite there really being no evidence to back it up, but okay! Gran was all “time to make the fandom mad at me” and grabbed Tomura by the collar and yelled at him about Nana a bit, and then Bakugou and Endeavor made an even MORE passionate attempt to blow up Tomura, which may or may not have done some actual damage. The chapter ended with Gigantomachia battling Mt. Lady, just kinda out of the blue, which is FINE, but she had better be all right, though!

Today on BnHA: Everyone is all “WAUGHH IT’S GIGANTOMACHIA” and running around freaking out about it. The U.A. alums all kick some ass, and pretty much everyone else not from U.A. does jack fucking shit. Mt. Lady, who I plan on naming all of my future children after, does her best to stop Machia but he keeps flinging her aside. Kamui Woods is all “here I come with Midnight to put Gigantomachia to sleep!” and is PROMPTLY FUCKING MURDERED!? by Dabi because he’s a flammable tree man, and so Midnight falls all the way to the ground and is badly injured. So then she’s all “well I better call the most competent person I can think of to fix this mess” and dials up YAOYOROZU FUCKING MOMO, who proceeds to take charge LIKE THE BOSS SHE IS, and mobilizes the rest of the kids. And honestly I have more faith in them than in any of the adults at this point, so yeah, you know what? Let’s do this.

so I am possibly a bit spoiled on this chapter because I did a “top five predictions” post earlier this week, and someone replied to that yesterday on Thursday saying that they were mostly correct. I don’t know exactly how close to the mark I was though, and in any case most of the predictions were just “so-and-so shows up, probably”, so it’s not too bad. we’ll see how it goes!

OH THANK GOD MY BABIES ARE SAFE

I mean, CLEARLY they’re all about to be in horrible danger, seeing as Jirou is about to inform them of the whole “THE BIG GUY EVERYONE WAS AFRAID ABOUT WAKING UP WOKE UP” thing, but in the meantime at least Kami and Toadette and Honenuki made it back to the group safely

also Kaminari’s use of “Jirou-Jack” here is fucking inspired and I want him to teach a class on nicknames. isn’t he the one who coined “Yaomomo” as well? this boy has a gift and it needs to be appreciated

so Jirou is all “SOMETHING REALLY BIG IS COMING”, and actually she says “INSANELY HUGE”, which if anything is still an understatement, hard as it is to believe

WOW

“A BAD GUY IS HEADING THIS WAY?? SOUNDS LIKE IT’S TIME TO ABANDON THE CHILDREN IN THE WOODS” kjlfakh okay you know what?? fine!! you weren’t even going to do anything anyway so let’s not pretend!!

holy shit it’s like Mt. Lady isn’t even there

look at those speed lines!! goddamn. I just felt this huge rush of empathy for Mt. Lady though. like can you imagine growing up with this super-destructive quirk, and managing to become a hero with it against all odds, and having to put up with the manga making fun of you all the time just because sometimes you have a tendency to DESTROY A LOT OF STUFF, but it’s not like you can help it!! but the upside has always been that when your quirk is on, you are fucking UNSTOPPABLE though. so even though it’s been a hell of a rough ride for you, it’s worth it because you’re a complete badass and the number of people who can beat you out in terms of sheer physical strength is probably in the single digits. and you’re working really hard too, and lately you’ve been moving up through the ranks and actually becoming a damn fine hero if I do say so myself (and I do), and it’s like, about time though?? like finally, finally it is all starting to come together for you. and then this snarling trashrock person suddenly comes stampeding along and you put your all into trying to stop him, and it doesn’t even do a damn thing. like, holy shit. that’s just not fucking fair and YOU DESERVE BETTER, MT. LADY

anyway so she’s still hanging in there for now though so let’s check in with our villain squad riding on his back

lmaooo they’re all “I don’t even understand what is going on here”

YOU GUYS, THIS IMPLIES THAT THEY WERE ALL PLUCKED OFF THE GROUND BY THE SCRUFFS OF THEIR NECKS AND THEY HAD ABSOLUTELY NO SAY IN THE MATTER OMG. like I’m picturing Spinner being held by his cape pinched in between Machia’s thumb and forefinger, and awkwardly trying to lecture him like a mom with his hands on his hips all, “BAD GIGANTOMACHIA! NO! NOOOUAGH -- !” and cutting off with a yelp as he’s dropped onto his back

and I am glad they got Toga some clothes! I like to think Gigantomachia grabbed those for her as well. so thoughtful

wow Skeptic actually wants to go back to Re-Destro??

color me legit impressed. I underestimated your loyalty my dude. and let me also just take this moment to extend my gratitude toward Horikoshi for leaving the rest of the MLA out of it because good fucking riddance to them, goodbye forever hopefully!!

I guess they’ll be needing Skeptic’s quirk down the line for some reason? maybe he is meant to be like a new, less out-of-control Twice. smdh y’all out here trying to replace your dead buddy like a pet goldfish

who is this “they” Dabi is referring to

do you mean the heroes? lol yeah I guess they’re pretty distracted by the literal fucking kaijuu you’re currently piggybacking on

SIGH

“the Jakku team must’ve made a mistake” BOY, I’LL SAY. you know what, don’t even talk to me about that yet. it’s still too fresh. suffice it to say that your suspicions are correct and things in Jakku are not very daijobu right about now

anyway here’s a closeup of this bubble person just cuz

they are everything and I want them to be my friend. also there’s a squid person a few paces behind them who can probably do anything a squid can do. or they might actually be a shark person, actually. I don’t know. either way I love them

GETEN PLEASE GO AWAY

WE ARE PHASING OUT THE MLA!! MOVING FORWARD IT’S ORIGINAL LOV ONLY!! I’M SORRY BUT YOU DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT. we already have an ice character so shoo

OH DAMN MY MAN CEMENTOSS HAS HAD ENOUGH OF HIS NONSENSE TOO AHHHH YESS

1) hey so Cementoss is legit terrifying who’d’ve thought

and 2), did Cementoss always have a mouthful of gigantic perfect teeth each the size of a slice of bread, or is this just something I’m only noticing now because I’m behind the curve. either way, let me just say sincerely, DKJDLKFJLSKJG

RE-DESTRO YOU GO AWAY TOO!!

@waywardfacegarden​ you asked the other day which are the characters I actually dislike, and this is one of them lol. he’s just a big ol’ prick, and on top of that has the audacity to not even be interesting in any way so as to balance it out. anyway so apologies to any Re-Destro stans out there but I basically spend every panel he’s in hoping that someone will punch him in the face hard enough to finally make him shut up

anyway so my man Edgeshot is here though, finally!! but of all the people for him to fight! this is a real predicament for me. the most soothing character in the series contrasted with the character who grates my nerves the most. Edgeshot’s sexy ASMR voice is gonna be drowned out by all of RD’s punching and self-important ranting in the anime and I’m lowkey devastated but I’m gonna pull myself together and read on

SPEAKING OF SELF-IMPORTANT RANTING

Edge, if you can liberate us from having to put up with his insufferable ass once and for all I will be so grateful to you. can you do this. please. for me

and it looks like some other boring MLA villains are following along behind Machia so I’m gonna need someone to kick their asses as well. please

-- YESSSSSS

okay so now I see what that comment on my prediction post was referring to lol. I did indeed have my fingers crossed that these two would show up again, and sure enough! THE GANG’S ALL HERE YAY

and Mt. Lady is being sumoed aside!

anyone want tonight’s lotto numbers. during this brief fleeting moment of having my predictions be actually credible, I would just like to say that Hagakure is the U.A. traitor. thank you and goodnight

OH NO KAMUI IS WORRIED

HE LOOKS SO PANICKED?? OUT OF THE BLUE I SHIP IT SO MUCH?? I keep forgetting they’re on the same team and stuff and wow, I need to calm down

LOL MIDNIGHT IS ALL “NO TIME FOR SHIPS!!”

I wonder if her quirk will actually be enough to take him down? this is something I’ve been itching to see for a long time, actually. just how powerful is she? we know her quirk is more effective on males than females, but is anyone actually capable of resisting it? imagine if she really did just knock Gigantomachia out after all of this buildup. that would be some god-tier shit omg, DO IT

(ETA: I am just going to assume that since Horikoshi had to go to elaborate lengths to take her out of the fight, this means that her quirk really was capable of knocking them all out. another tragic case of Too Badass For The Plot. y’all better respect Midnight.)

YESSSSSSSS

is she stripping. you know what -- don’t think about it. I won’t let you ruin this for me Horikoshi. Midnight’s gonna be a badass because the ladies are fucking ruling this arc and that’s all there is to it

NOOOOOO

DABI GET BACK HERE I JUST WANT TO TALK!!

oh thank god, she’s all right. BUT KAMUI ISN’T THOUGH DLKJSFLKSJDG??!

did Kamui Woods just... die

(ETA: okay but for real, is there an actual curse in effect on the Billboard Top Ten right now, though?? did one of them accidentally disturb the tomb of some ancient king??)

...

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oH MY GOD!?!

NOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU SO QUICK TO SLEEP ON MAJESTIC, LET’S SEE IF THEY CAN DO IT!! GIVE US MAJESTIC GOD DAMMIT

(ETA: Horikoshi is seriously just yanking our chain at this point. when Majestic finally does show up, he or she better have the coolest fucking quirk of all time, that’s all I’m saying.)

okay how badly injured is Midnight here, though?? she just fell all that way?? DO I NEED TO BE REALLY MAD. I CAN WORK MY WAY UP TO IT PRETTY QUICKLY, JUST SAY THE WORD. I’M ALREADY HALFWAY THERE HONESTLY. WHERE’S KAMUI WOODS

!!!!!!!!!!!

AND JUST LIKE THAT MY ANGER EVAPORATES INTO THE NIGHT, YESSSSSSSSS!! MOMOOOOO

holy shit. “a quirk that can stop that thing,” she says. and goes and calls YAOYOROZU FUCKING MOMO y’all I am barely holding myself back from SCREAMING right now I...

you guys

you guys. if Midnight and Yaomomo team up to take down Gigantofuckingmachia using some sort of MOMO MADE A MACHINE TO SPREAD MIDNIGHT’S QUIRK strategy, or whatnot?? I will fucking die on the spot. you can end the manga right there. Kacchan you can keep your quirk I don’t even care

“IT MIGHT BE AGAINST THE LAW” lmaooooo insert John Mulaney “WE’RE WELL PAST THAT” gif here. holy shit. listen, that is fine. if anything it’s even better

WHAT THE FUCK

DO I NEED TO START GETTING REALLY MAD AGAIN!?!?! FUCKING WHIPLASH, IS WHAT THIS IS, BUT YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT SORT OF OVER-THE-TOP REACTION IS NEEDED HERE AND I’LL GO FOR IT

(((( ;°Д°))))

[GRABS HORIKOSHI BY THE COLLAR] listen, you. if you only just now, for the first time ever, gave us a lady hero actually mentoring another lady hero, which we have somehow NEVER HAD BEFORE in almost three hundred chapters, only for you to then KILL OFF THE MENTOR IN THE MIDDLE OF HER GODDAMN SPEECH TO THE MENTOREE, I will... there’s... I’ll... okay, listen. DON’T. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING. CAPSLOCK SUCH AS THIS WORLD HAS NEVER WITNESSED!!

ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ┌┛

I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO ANYTHING IN THIS CHAPTER AND I’M LOSING MY MIND OVER IT

so the other kids are all “what the fuck” and “so Momo’s in charge??” which, YES!!! IT’S THE ONE GOOD PART ABOUT ALL THIS SO DON’T YOU DARE QUESTION IT

MOMO NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE CRIPPLED BY YOUR ANXIETY, YOU CAN DO THIS GIRL I BELIEVE IN YOU

hell, it’s not even just an “I believe in you” thing, because it’s not just belief, it’s fact. you motherfucking can do this, you are the most capable and brilliant student in 1-A, you just gotta have faith and let yourself shine!!

so now there are some more panels of Machia running and the villains and heroes fighting, blah blah blah. and Momo screwing up her face as she makes her decision...

YESSSSSSSSS

my baby girl is all grown up and TAKING THESE MOTHERFUCKIN REINS and MOMO I WILL LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU JUST SAY THE WORD!!

lol she’s all “Jirou use your ears and scientifically calculate how long it’ll take him to get here”, and Jirou is all “I can literally fucking see him, he’s gonna be on top of us in like two seconds” WELL OKAY THEN

thank god there are no adult pros left to fuck this up. is that weird that this is a real and honest and completely sincere thought that just ran through my head? like, at this point if any of the adults were around I’d just be afraid of them dying honestly. but with the kids I actually feel real hope that they’re somehow gonna do this. of course it helps that unlike the adults they’re pretty safe from being killed off

also! way to represent the entirety of class 1-B there Honenuki lulz. sorry, The Rest of Class 1-B

OH MY GOD

MT. LADY I WILL LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU AS WELL!! YOU HAVE MY LOVE AND FEALTY!!

I’M STANNING HER SO HARD I’M GONNA EXPLODE SOMEBODY HELP!?!

JIROU SAYS THAT MACHIA HAS SLOWED DOWN!! YOU GUYS I’M ABOUT TO GET “MT. LADY FOR PRESIDENT” TATTOOED ACROSS MY FOREHEAD

lmao at Shouji using his power of “putting some extra eyeballs on my arms” to inform everyone that Gigantomachia is Right Over There and Very Big

good job Shouji

oh my glob I have so much love for Momo right now that it can’t even fucking be contained. brb wildly flailing my hands around a little to try and release some of this excess excitement

maybe Momo can be president instead and Mt. Lady can be the vice president

NO THE CHAPTER IS ENDING I’M NOT READY

AND JUMP IS ON BREAK AGAIN NEXT WEEK TOO, FML!!

okay!!

Kaminari is so fucking brave right now I just want to crush him in a hug?! we know he’s still scared!! look at his eyes!! and he was freaking the hell out earlier too, and now the situation is much worse! but he doesn’t give a fuck because his friends need him! he is ready to be a hero, my little baby boy is all grown up and I’m so proud??

Mineta’s face in the bottom right corner is everything. I know, I know, boooo Mineta, but that’s still the best face anyone has made in the entirety of this manga

Tetsutetsu’s out here all “I humbly request to also represent class 1-B” and Momo is all “okay fine I guess we can have two of you guys”

can we all just stop for a moment to appreciate how KamiJirouMomo is alive and well. like, we had interactions between all three of them in this chapter, in all possible permutations? do you know how happy this makes me?? I am vibrating with joy??!

I really can’t stress this enough -- I have no clue at all what these little soda can things are (anesthetic, I guess??? you know, like how you sometimes buy cans of anesthetic at the supermarket?? what do you mean you don’t do that??), or what they’re gonna do with them. I have like negative clues. but DAMNED IF I GIVE ONE SINGLE FUCK. the next chapter can be them all fucking hurling them at his face for all I care. THE DETAILS OF HOW SHE KICKS HIS ASS DO NOT MATTER!! GOOD MORNING TO YAOMOMO AND YAOMOMO ONLY!! MY MOMO ACADEMIA

[touchstarvedsam]

I was really gonna ignore that "superior"natural thing but I saw that they seem to have some talented artists. So I thought maybe they are doing something interesting (even if it's destiel) so I checked out their Google doc and omg I'm HOWLING! Eileen calls Sam moosie, Cas calls Dean squirrel. Dean calls Cas kitten, Sam calls Eileen otter. They say it's just a incollection of ideas that might not make it into the project, but you get a sense of what you're dealing with there. And this is from1/?

A brief perusal to see how much attention Sam gets compared to Dean & Cas (a word search gave 27/87/100 results for each respectively, so not too much attention to Sam. But sure, Sam is the favorite character of some of their writers). I'm sure a deeper reading will unearth more (like, Dean saying you are home to Cas, who says we're not at the bunker, Dean replies but you are home. That sounds like something Dean would say. And Dean wishes a tulpa into existence 'cause he misses Cas too much)2/?

They say they want to eliminate plot holes but it seems what's a plot hole depends on whether it serves their ship: purgatory stays (we know they love that arc) even if it makes no sense for Crowley and Cas to go through that much in S6 when apparently there are many ways in and out. Cas, the guy who failed at almost everything he's done, is a "master strategist". Every other retcon of later seasons stays as long as it serves ship purposes. Sam gets his fair share of attention but Dean is the3/?

One who teaches Cas about being human including the textures of food (Sam and Cas pbj moment erasure) and Cas should be the one to teach Jack about his powers (no mention of Sam and Jack's relationship). Other ooc things: Cas rides a bike and when Dean asks says it reminds him of flying. After Cain, Dean takes Cas to the farm for bees (?). Cas and Dean snuggle. Knowing Cas is alive gives demon Dean strength to fight to be cured? Dean speaks enochian to Cas. Cas making a mixtape for Dean. 4/?

Cas being in regarding Dean. "Baby jack walking around in cas’s trench coat going “I’m an angel”." Home alone type ep with Jack. Dean kissing cas's forehead when he's dead in 13.01. Crowley is Jack's godfather and gets him a hellhound pet. Sam has a pet fish? Dean sings you're my sunshine to Cas as he sleeps. "Uncle Gabe". Apparently John dropped Sam and Dean off at Bobby's all the time? I don't think this is canon? Keep 15.18 but change 19&20 (of course). There's no drama or angst like 5/?

Kevin's death or Crowley's death or anything that might add tension to the story. Unless of course it serves the ship so plenty of trauma for Cas including darkness (from the empty) and sharp objects (from Naomi). A small mention of Sam's trauma with Lucifer, thank God, but it's interesting that they have so little Sam. They can say they'll flesh out more arcs for Sam but it's clear he's not a priority from how he's not present where he should be. For example, Dean will explain everything 6/?

To Mary and break her out of her brainwashing. But where's Sam? She's his mother too. Other than Eileen Sam's most meaningful relationship seems to be with his pet fish (still confused about that). Even if this project gets better in the future, which I doubt, it's clear what the direction here is. It baffles me that they think this is superior to the show we have, as problematic as the show is. I wish them best of luck but I don't have any high hopes for this. Thanks for the laughs though. 7/7

Sorry for that long ass rant in your inbox. It's in the middle of the night but I'm cackling after reading their doc and I had to share it with someone. I thought you might find it amusing as well. Hopefully all my asks go through. On the one hand, I feel bad hating on a fan project. But the way they've positioned it ("superior"), the blatant disrespect to Sam, and all the shit their side has pulled since the finale (and long before that) has really irked me. Again, sorry.

I just- this whole thing was a whirlwind of nonsense, it took me a whole week to process it. I don’t even know where to start here, or if I want to just yeet my laptop out my bedroom window into the snow. They really consider their ideas superior to the original show? More like Inferiornatural, to be honest. Superinferiornatural? They can’t even seem to characterize them correctly, let alone come up with a decent plotline or idea.

So we’ll start with the nicknames, since that is where you started. The whole thing is painfully out of character, but the worst (and funniest) of them all is Dean calling Cas “kitten,” I might actually laugh myself into an early grave with that one. Dean gives nicknames to shorten people’s names (besides Sam; Sammy is the only person who gets an extended nickname). He’s not going to give someone a longer nickname than the original nickname he uses for them! And Cas wouldn’t actually give nicknames, especially not giving Dean the nickname Crowley gave him??? Otter?! Moosie?!  W H A T. Can we move on from grade school kiddie crush nicknames?

I’m currently manifesting Dean saying “kitten” in his gruff voice with that lip curl he does sometimes and I’m cracking up about it. Thanks for the amusement, heIIers.

Of course Sam would only be mentioned 27 times to Cas’ 100 because Sam means nothing to them. He’s only ever either been in their way or a cheerleader for that horribly characterized ship of theirs. I just love how, in order to make DestieI, they have to butcher the characters so irreparably that they’re unrecognizable. Good for them, they can’t even have fanfiction of their ship where the characters keep their canon personalities. 10/10 would laugh at again.

I love the Sam erasure. It’s true to the heIIers’ character at least. They’re a one-trick pony. I’m so used to it by now that I’m totally desensitized to their bullshit. But Dean speaking Enochian? What? When and how did he learn that? I can’t see Dean in his 30s sitting there willingly to learn the language of the angels. Not even if his “kitten” is the one to teach him. Dean doesn’t give a fuck about that. If any of them is going to learn Enochian, it’ll be Sam, and they can fight me on that. I will kick anyone’s ass that argues.

I hope the mixtape Cas makes for Dean is just 4 hours of that Spaghetti song by The Wiggles because Cas sucks at doing human things.

I’d love to see the Sam erasure in the Regarding Dean one. Just swap Sam out for Cas? So Cas is the only one Dean recognizes? Hmm. Where would Sam go? A smoothie place? Yeah, as if Dean would remember the angel who he’d barely known for 8 years at that time over Sam who he’d known since he was 4 years old, lol. Sure, Jan.

The entire 5th ask is WILD, nonnie. A pet fish? Dean singing you are my sunshine? Dean kissing Cas’ forehead? LMFAO. Crowley is Jack’s godfather. The KING OF HELL is Jack’s GODfather. I’m- hgfjdksl I’m sure Dean who was ripped apart by hellhounds would love for Jack to have a pet hellhound. Yeah. Absolutely. “Uncle Gabe” yeah, fuck that guy in particular. Honestly, I’m surprised they haven’t erased Eileen to make SabrieI endgame in their fic. SabrieI is the Sam version of DestieI. It’s just as nasty and abusive :) which was why the heIIers ship it. They’re into abuse. It’s their shtick.

I do wonder what the point of the fish is... Sam has always loved and wanted a dog... you’d think they’d give Sam a dog... but I forgot they don’t pay attention to the show unless the episode has Mushy in the credits. I literally saw a heIIer say they skipped episodes if Mushy wasn’t in the credits... so they don’t know how to characterize Sam or Dean, but from this message they don’t even know how to characterize Cas who seems to be their precious uwu baby angel so I’m not surprised. I can’t wait for them to start releasing this shitshow. It makes for good fodder to make fun of them all over again. They really watched a grand total of 146 out of 327 episodes and thought, “Yeah, my opinion about the show definitely matters,” and I think that’s fucking hilarious.

Sorry for taking so long to respond! Hope I did a good job, nonnie. <3

[amindofstone]

Match up, No. 3

Anon said:

ooh, if you're interested I'd love a match up! male char please 💖

I'm a 25yo trans man from a really rough background, but I'm really calm and peaceful and I spend a lot of my free time crafting. I'm pretty quiet and reserved around people, but tend to come out of my shell around my best friend! I like fishing in the ocean, doing yoga, and ranting about my special interests 💖💖💖

5'6, stocky, black fluffy hair and scruff, blue eyes!

a/n: Hi there! Thanks for your request and I really hope that you´ll like with what I came up with. If you don´t, please tell me and I try my best to give you what you want. Like I mentioned it also on the other requests I am new to this and really unsure of my work in general. And going honest I´m absolutely not satisfied with the outcome of this one. So please feel free to give me a honest feedback. Other than that I hope I am able to light up your day/eve just a little bit. Happy reading dear anon! (You have blue eyes?! OMG! If I´d know you in person I would probably tell you every damn minute how much I love them. And the combination of black hair and blue eyes! ARgH!! So beautiful!)

Match up rules can be found HERE.

Warning(s): A tiny bit of cursing but nothing to worry about. + Maybe grammatical or spelling mistakes since English is my third language and I´m still improving in every aspect (Please have mercy on that.)

!!! Please do not steal my idea or work. Credit me if this is shared or published in any other platform or any other way. Please respect me as the writer and my work. Picture is not mine. Credits to: Lord knows who. IF anyone knows who did it please tell me so I can give credits. Thank you. :) !!!

· Alright my dear anon. After thinking about who knows how long and after rewriting this a bunch of times I decided to pair you up with a character that slowly takes over my entire heart (although someone else is already occupying it. LOL).

· I´m talking about our aggressive, reckless and rude Eustass Kid

· As you might know Kid is the definition of LOUD. He tends to yell around the ship for absolutely no reason just to annoy the hell out of you because he knows how much it makes you mad

· The first day on the ship of the Kid pirates was quiet calm and chilly. Killer introduced you to the crew and showed you around. After a while he excused himself and said that he will be preparing dinner. You thanked him and made your way towards your cabin he showed you and started unpacking. At the dinner with the crew you got to know more about the Kid pirates and their dream to find the One Piece. That being said you heard your Captain tell his crew how he will become the pirate king and how strong and powerful he is.

· You on your side were quiet and just looked around the place with a smile

· With time passing you got closer with every person on the Victoria Punk but the captain

· There are a lot of times where Killer, Heat or someone else had to stop you two from killing each other. There is absolutely not even one day passing where you two don´t end up arguing over the simplest things. Every time you two end up in one room the crew is ready to jump in when another arguing ends up getting to dangerous

· One time you even saw how Killer looked like he was about to jump on you when you came up on deck. You asked him if he wanted to kill you but he answered with a calm voice that he was preparing himself for another fight of you and the captain just in case it escalates again.

· It was at daytime when the Victoria Punk was attacked by the Marine and endured pretty many damages unlike the crew that had no serious injuries. So everyone that was able to help out fixing all the damaged or destroyed places helped out including you and Kid. And this was the moment you and him got closer. You had normal conversations and even joked around what caused the crew to all gather on deck just to make sure that they weren’t dreaming or something

· You two worked together without a problem as if you two knew each other a long time. The rebuilding of the ship went smooth and fast. It made Kid wonder how you were so good in crafting since it was you two that took care of the majority of the damages

· So one day he barged into your cabin just to find you sitting on the floor and working on something. He didn´t give a damn on what you were doing and just asked you (ordered you by yelling) to help him finish repairing his metal arm

· “No. Now leave and close the door.”

· “TF is wrong with you?! Now get your ass in my workshop.”,

· “No, because you didn´t say please.”

· “AHHHHH. I´M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU FCKING RAT. I´M YOUR CAPTAIN AND THAT´S A ORDER!”

· “Look at this face. Does it look like it gives a damn? Huh? No! Exactly. If you want something from me than be nice or go and ask someone else.”

· After yelling at you and insulting you with anything that came up in his mind he said please and got you to help him. While working on his arm you managed to start a conversation without insulting or provoking each other.

· The friendship of you two was really unique and absolutely not to understand. At one time the crew would find you fight and minutes later you two would be sitting at the railing talking while fishing. Kid has a difficult personality that makes it really hard to understand him and his decisions at some point. He is pretty reckless and does not hesitate to kill or blow someone’s head away when he needed to or wanted to. But still you two were getting along

· In fact Kid would never admit it but he likes to have you around because of your calm and peaceful aura and personality. It was nice having someone like that around. It made him relax and calm his nerves

Bonus:

· You were currently on an island getting some supplies you were out of stock.

· Everything and everyone was doing good although there was a vice admiral on the island as well. You remembered Killer saying probably more than 5 times that they had to be careful and make sure that no marine recognized them.

· The group of people that were in charge for getting the supplies including Kid who accompanied them were close to the ship when Kid thought why not cause a little action since he was bored.

· So it came that he was about to use his power to get the belt of the vice admiral out of his pants when you dropped everything in your hands and drop kicked him

· “I KNEW YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING STUPID!!!”

· So it came that whenever Kid was about to do something stupid or after he did something, he would get drop kicked by you and sometimes even Killer

[peachy-panic]

Ok, I have thoroughly screamed and ranted on your comments on AO3, but it somehow doesn't feel like enough...

One Day, One Room has absolutely made my entire week. I spent most of my time awake (and some of the time I should be sleeping) reading it and, when I wasn't, I kept thinking about them.

I agree with whoever sent you an ask the other day about exchanging the Mona Lisa for a printed copy of that fic, in fact, just throw away the whole Louvre! This is a fucking piece of art and if I could print and bind it, I would just introduce it to people as "this incredible book I just read" since it also is as long as a whole ass book! I loved every minute of it more than my rambly typing on my phone could convey!

As a random curiosity, my favorite stories always somehow end up with soundtracks of their own, specially the longer ones. These soundtracks do not have to make any sense (as an example, Oliver Twist has a soundtrack composed of System of a Down for me), but anyway... At some point in the last week, I started having the soundtrack to Tick, Tick... Boom in my head while I read and I'd think of your characters any time I listened to it. Just thought it'd be fun to share

VICKY! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I’m so glad you had a good time reading it this week, because I have SURELY had an amazing time reading your comments as they popped up on each chapter. What a treat this has been. Your words have made me want to fall in love with this story all over again.

And you called it a book 🥺💜

Also that is such a sweet little fun fact about the soundtrack. (If you’re interested, I actually made a playlist for the story on Spotify lol).

Wow. Just. Thank you so much.

(For anyone wondering, Vicky is talking about this story here).