#I will shut up now

[tired-biscuit]

so we’ve established that yuuji mounts you, all right.

but i think the main thing that separates him from the rest is that instead of pushing your face into the pillow with the help of his hand on the back of your neck, he rather wraps it around your throat, fingers digging into your chin and cheek, and brings you closer to his chest so that he can kiss you and messily shove his tongue inside your mouth the second your head turns to the side.

you’d think that being mean and overpowering is what makes a person take control while pinning you down and keeping you in a submissive position like the one you’ve ended up in, but instead he does it with love and consideration as he pounds into you.

he looks you in the eyes and lets out a soft, almost breathless huff of a laugh when he feels you squeeze around him, and he keeps on mumbling these sugary little praises that are just a jumble of words that hardly make any sense together but that make your heart want to dance nevertheless. he keeps on kissing you as a means to keep you quiet instead of just cupping his palm over your mouth and telling you to shut the fuck up, and he caresses you instead of groping you even if the level of greed never changes during it.

he fucks you nasty, sure, but he never makes you feel filthy because of it. you both sweat and grind against each other and he uses his weight to press you down, but he also lets you move your hips all on your own every so often so that you can fuck yourself on his cock however you want, and he listens to you beg and whine for him to fill you up in the end not because he forces you to do it, but because you genuinely want it that bad.

he’s just effortlessly sweet like that.

[biscuitboba]

My beloveds....

[stillaclownlol]

A girl can dream, can't she?

[tarhaorvokki]

Bojure hug? Bojure hug 💗

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[of-time-and-space-itself]

YIPPIE! We Unlocked The Snatcher DLC, LET'S GO!

The best way that I can describe this man in this AU is like.....mostly deadpan, with an occasional snarky quip, he kinda just rolls with the flow at this point. He's very much past his prime, and is now just very calmly sitting in the passenger seat while Hat kid rams her scooter into the nearest cement wall.

He is the only real sane voice of reason in the entire kingdom, Which is why Hat always bothers him with all her problems.

Something I can mention w/o having to be vague is the fact that, - yes, in this universe dad snatcher is a thing. It NEVER comes up in the main story, mostly because I decided I wanted it to be a side thing entirely(backstory for the two kingdoms). Hat kid isn't actually aware of this until post-plot, which is when their relationship really starts to blossom.

In the meantime, he's just her super secret lawyer that nobody really knows about.

[companion-showdown]

Which companion is the most normal person?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

[cochineal-leviat]

One of the first sketch dumps I made after I got sucked into Kirby. You can see how rough I was with the first Kirbies in the upper left corner. This dates back to April of 2022.

The Dedede's was me experimenting with what kind of design I wanted to draw in for King Dedede. Since I was introduced to the series with KATFL I was used to club penguin Dedede so playing the older games surprised me a bit. Now I'm more used to the older design from Star Allies/Kirby Triple Deluxe. Although there is def some Smash Bros Dedede in there too. I just love the kimono some people draw Dedede in. It's rad.

The 'me, my husband and our 1561 kids' joke is from another artist here on tumblr that I got inspired by @miniiieevee. Or at least I think it was their comic. It was so long ago I don't remember. I will correct this if I'm wrong. (The blobs are waddle dees, I just got lazy with sketching)

And Kirfluff, I'm a sucker for those two. What more can I say? Still my Kirby OTP (although I feel like that's an incorrect statement because there are a lot of good Kirby ships that I love. I am a multishipper at heart. Kirfluff just inspires me more)

[radarchives]

[menace-material]

Starcream (yes, Starscream minus the "s") inspecting the winter party while Shockwave does all the work (getting tea and grill the maitake) and Soundwave makes sure Organic-Ravage (let's just say that) is cozy

[valentimmy]

finally managed to take a selfie

[mitamicah]

Not to spam you guys too much but: happy international racoon day!!

What better day to introduce to you my little guy - this is Gremlin (Merchgremlin for short) and I hope to make him into my fursona :3

[is-it-cute-gf-au-edition]

So. Um. Just got caught up on last night's drunk posting.

I see I asked my followers to help me figure out if chiphersconsort was the real deal. I'm just going to say that I'm pretty sure he is.

[r0bbers02]

My babies

[sp00kymulderr]

I actually fucking love you guys ❤️

[oogly-boogly-doogly]

asmo but i put a twst platinum jacket on him

Shading shiny shit is hard as fuck

Original art belongs to Solmare

(even though it shouldn’t)

[renaiswriting]

Guys, I think I'm about to throw up. What the fuck? He is so fine. I'm not okay. I'm on the verge of having a nosebleed and crying my eyes out. WHY IS HE SO DJWJSUSJSUUAJAJAUAB OH MY GOD IM GOING TO PASS OUT