#I will never know

[kedreeva]

Last night I dreamed I baked banana bread.

But not just any banana bread.

I dreamed that I made the banana bread like normal. But then!

Then I thinned some peanut butter with milk (????) and melted some chocolate and thinned that with milk, too, and then put them into separate baggies, and put those baggies into a third baggie so their corners were all aligned. I cut the overlapping corner to make a squeezy bag like for frosting where they would both come out together but not mixed, and then I dipped the tip of it into the banana bread batter and swirled peanut butter and chocolate into it.

THEN I baked it.

I explained my dream to my neighbor and she gave me bananas and told me to make my dreams come true. So. I'm gonna try it tomorrow.

[nanocados]

Top 10 worst babysitters (LQG almost threw binghe in the trash)

[marple-miss-99]

@only-one-todd this might just be my new favourite photo!

[crystallizsch]

I AM SOBBING

HE LISTENED TO ME MY OFFERING WORKED THANK U

YOU ARE THE ONLY BOY EVER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY QUEEN OF HEARTS 👑👑👑🌹🌹🌹

[heretherebedork]

I am being suckered into them. I know that this won't go well and at some point I'm gonna lose my mind over Jittirain being Jittirain but they're charming so far, the introvert just trying to cope with having an extrovert in his space all the time and the introvert with all his own traumas while the extrovert has his own issues but they each cope very, very differently. At least they're charming.

[laserry]

*me watching this scene for the first time ever*

Ahahah that's funny he's old and gross

*me watching this scene now*

[cjlouwho]

Someone I have blocked has sent me five asks recently and I know it was an anon I blocked that was sending endless messages declaring their devotion to Ryan Guzman and Eddie. I can’t help but wonder what those continued rants could say. What else could there possibly be to discuss?

[waterdeep-weavemoss]

merry christmas loves 💜

[thefairyfellermasterstroke]

Thinking about the fact i own 1790s french coins that maybe Camille Desmoulins touched once in his life

[writing-oof]

Hey, Google: Why are my favorite fics always the least popular?

Hey, Google: Are my tastes based or just lame and unpopular?

Hey, Google: Is it really so wrong to want rotten men to kiss? And also the rotten women? All the rotten fuckers should have a party actually.

Hey, Google: How do I turn off hit statistics on AO3 because I’m getting sad and—

[falst]

insane thing about my fanfiction class' professor is that he openly admitted that around 90% of the fanfiction he had dealt with was rpf like okay thank your for that Connor. what were you doing out there. in the wild

[blue-spruce-bruce]

Mom pulls me aside after dinner, Christmas eve. Tells me, "I can see the darkness in your soul, your so troubled what is it? Do you fear the love you receive? Are you afraid to lose it?" And then just goes back to what she was doing

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[eggydragon]

Etho and Impulse deserve to have their hot girl summer in Limited Life after ditching Joel and Bdubs, but seeing how this is a Life series, i feel like something horrible and angsty will happen to them 

[jaybirdscoffee]

i used to think i was rawdogging life but life’s been rawdogging me the whole time

[pheadrus]

I am finally reaching the end of this 500 page book and the 20 pages that end it that I first read as an isolated paper two and a half years ago at undergrad, not understanding 98% of it but knowing I was reading “It”. It took reading 1 and a half other books by this philosopher first and then beginning two years ago to read this one. it’s the single most important thing in my life by far. I’m starting to recognise lines I read back then at 21 and how little they meant to me then vs now! it’s all truly insane, to make good on an intellectual endeavour I first glimpsed so so long ago, to have undergone the immense changes I could only dimly make out back then.