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@only-one-todd this might just be my new favourite photo!
#why are you standing like that??#i will never know#no regrets#dc rp blog#batman#dc rp#batgirl#oracle
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Last night I dreamed I baked banana bread.
But not just any banana bread.
I dreamed that I made the banana bread like normal. But then!
Then I thinned some peanut butter with milk (????) and melted some chocolate and thinned that with milk, too, and then put them into separate baggies, and put those baggies into a third baggie so their corners were all aligned. I cut the overlapping corner to make a squeezy bag like for frosting where they would both come out together but not mixed, and then I dipped the tip of it into the banana bread batter and swirled peanut butter and chocolate into it.
THEN I baked it.
I explained my dream to my neighbor and she gave me bananas and told me to make my dreams come true. So. I'm gonna try it tomorrow.
#baking#banana bread#recipes#why milk#i will never know#but I'm going to do it exactly like my dream if i can#and see what happens
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Top 10 worst babysitters (LQG almost threw binghe in the trash)
#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#baby binghe#why did SQQ entrust this job to LQG?#I will never know#Binghe definitely bites#but shishu must endure#NYY chose his outfit idc#scum villain's self saving system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#svsss shitpost
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I AM SOBBING
HE LISTENED TO ME MY OFFERING WORKED THANK U
YOU ARE THE ONLY BOY EVER
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY QUEEN OF HEARTS 👑👑👑🌹🌹🌹
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Thinking about the fact i own 1790s french coins that maybe Camille Desmoulins touched once in his life
#like i know there is like 0 chance it happened with this exact coin BUT#I MEAN#THERE IS A CHANCE#like im looking at my coin and wondering who touched it before me#i will never know#but i like to dream#camille desmoulins
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*me watching this scene for the first time ever*
Ahahah that's funny he's old and gross
*me watching this scene now*
#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#how did it take me this long#to watch this show#i will never know#Youtube
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Hey, Google: Why are my favorite fics always the least popular?
Hey, Google: Are my tastes based or just lame and unpopular?
Hey, Google: Is it really so wrong to want rotten men to kiss? And also the rotten women? All the rotten fuckers should have a party actually.
Hey, Google: How do I turn off hit statistics on AO3 because I’m getting sad and—
#writing#fanfiction#fanfic#ao3#ao3 writer#fanfic troubles#writing troubles#am I cool or actually lame#I will never know
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insane thing about my fanfiction class' professor is that he openly admitted that around 90% of the fanfiction he had dealt with was rpf like okay thank your for that Connor. what were you doing out there. in the wild
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here's the thing. I am not a Swiftie, I casually like Taylor Swift, and I am totally impressed/befuddled/amused by the fact that all these folks are really into the sports now because of her.
now, here's what I wonder: what if Taylor broke up with her sports man and then dated a philosopher? would all Swifties become neo-Platonists or something? would copies of Being and Time by Heidegger be flying off the shelves? would there be an influx of budding philosophers on TikTok, discussing the void and the absurdism of Albert Camus???
#things i need to know#i will never know#this isn't a critique btw#you all do you swifties#i am fascinated by this cultural phenomenon
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#russ ballard#argent#argent band#hold your head up#the midnight special#1973#i just wish it was a bit more zoomed out#like i want to see all of him as he spins#what were his legs doing#i will never know
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Etho and Impulse deserve to have their hot girl summer in Limited Life after ditching Joel and Bdubs, but seeing how this is a Life series, i feel like something horrible and angsty will happen to them
#trafficshipping#smalletho#smallishbeans#ethoslab#impdubs#impulseSV#BDoubleO100#do i still tag as ship if it involves the ships breaking up?#some of the characters being shipped going on to have more fun outside of the relationship?#i will never know#and i was listening to exs & ohs while writing this
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i used to think i was rawdogging life but life’s been rawdogging me the whole time
#who is rawdogging who#i will never know#eternally hatefucking life#when will this end#let me out#i’m at the end of my rope y’all
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Being in the Chucky fandom as a BarclayPierce shipper sometimes feels like this:
( my apologies to those who are chill and don't mind about us, this is not about you)
#ever once in a while I get to hear they make fun of us#just based on the fact it's an mxf ship#and that's how i feel#why they even mind about my rarepair?#i will never know#andy x nica#barclaypierce
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im cooking (maybe)
#i say maybe because i have to wait and by that time i will hate all of them#BUT#im trying !#why did i decide to write a ff correlated to those#i will never know#anyway ye i'm taking fanarts and an attempt at writing#(i have written in months)#it's gonna be okay#tay parla
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@oneireth said : ❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜ / ❛ you look good like this. ❜ for dancae.... hehehe ↬ &. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.
⸻ where translucence had latched previously , arms enfold around the trailblazer instead. keeping the stellaron vessel tucked close , he embraces in the warmth that emits from the flame within. one that he quenches with his cool touch — settling the pair in perfect harmony. as if they were in equilibrium.
his words linger , causing an organ beneath a wreath of ribs to flutter , providing the truth behind his uttered statement. though , there was no need , for the roseate profile stationed before caelus is more than enough. and with their proximity , the faint thrum against a chest pressed to his , echoes the success of the starboy and his ministrations.
lips part to remark , but the guest in the archives is quick to the draw , leaving dan heng with cheeks florid once more. ❝ ah. ❞ spills a whisper , to caress the ears of the male awaiting a response. he stares at him , almost expectantly , and the nameless can only sense as his flushed features intensify.
there is no escape in the captivity of his grasp , despite how the vidyadhara might desire to slink away.
but eventually , with the slightest gap in the fog , his voice finds him as eyes narrow , fixing on his favourite constellation. ❝ i could echo your sentiment. ❞ it appears somewhere , in the depths , his core is bolder than he suspected. for his hand trickles , to map gold.
outlining as fingertips travel , tracing rich lines to the middle of his torso. ❝ it seems yours is racing faster than mine. ❞ until an entire palm rests , outstretching upon the glittering plane. ❝ were all your earlier words an attempt to hide this ? ❞
inclining , he leans to press a kiss to jutted edge of a collarbone , teasing with a graze of fangs as he withdraws. ❝ i want to know all of you , caelus. don’t keep secrets from me. ❞
#* ✦ 𝐈𝐈. ❮ asks ❯ ⸻ ❝#* ✦ 𝐕𝐈. ❮ muses ❯ ⸻ ❝ 「 dan heng 」#* ✦ oneireth#* ✦ oneireth | caelus#twirls my hair#why did i choose to write this at 3 am#i will never know#have a little sneak of possessive dh too#i was like do i write dhil or just regular dh#and i love regular dh more so you get regular dh
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They should really figure out how to make electricity from the thoughts that just escape the adhd brain.
I could power my own house with how many times I go “shit that was a good idea what was it”
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