#am I cool or actually lame

[writing-oof]

Hey, Google: Why are my favorite fics always the least popular?

Hey, Google: Are my tastes based or just lame and unpopular?

Hey, Google: Is it really so wrong to want rotten men to kiss? And also the rotten women? All the rotten fuckers should have a party actually.

Hey, Google: How do I turn off hit statistics on AO3 because I’m getting sad and—

[fuyuhayooo]

so i can't be the only one who saw this right

[harvestmoth]

more rejuv things but its. its just this guy again, im sorry shes all i can draw

[vgilantee]

once I've finished my closet purge I think I'm going to sit down and finish my crochet projects while watching more one piece

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

im so fucking happy that one group project partner dropped out i was gonna be fighting them all presentation bc we're both kinda controlling but now that they're gone all i have left is the lowkey kinda meek kinda nonassertive kinda a pushover partner so now i get to basically have free reign and be the person In Charge and i looooove being in charge ive been waiting for this i get to do everything and i can compromise nicely w the partner i have left and i get to be soooo funny and beautiful while i present and i get to make the whole class fight to the death over kahoot *sighs dreamily* i love being given free reign i love people i dont like dropping out and most of all i love kahoot

[vaugarde]

realizing i really like the lesbian character dynamic where one of them is super anxious and is like “ohhhh i dont have a chance with them, they’re so cool and they probably have far more experience than me, i might be too lame for them,,,,” and then the other one is actually just as inexperienced, it’s literally just the crush blinds or the person being good at hiding it. bc it also sorta matches what eve and i have going on

[un-pearable]

i think you should know theres an official character called Toaster, who turns into, well, a Toaster. despite as you might guess Cybertronians not eating anything that you can toast. There's also Reflector. Who is 3 guys who turn into a print camera.

INCREDIBLE

[mueritos]

The fact that i got accepted into boston university and new york university for graduate school kinda makes me realize i shouldve applied myself more when i was looking for undergrad but at least i dont have as many loans and i still met cool professors ^-^

[kissmethroughthebone]

that broke unemployed guy has been sending me multiple messages trying to reject me after I already rejected him, it's been multiple hours..... like dude get a grip

It's amusing how men can hear a "you're nice but that doesn't sound intentional enough for me, but that's fine, I can tell we'd connect great as platonic friends though, also I am busy on the days mentioned" and think that requires any further messages

their egos are fragile.

anyway i think to myself, "we are dodging mutual bullets! i like men with money who are willing to worship the ground i walk on, you like down-to-earth girls who are able to date your unemployed poly ass!"

I already have a roster of platonic and romantic connections who can get me food and movie tickets, I'd rather not have one more that can do even less, but I appreciate the offer!

[girlwiththegreenhat]

lovingly makes fun of my brother and his friends for having gambling addictions at the arcade like i wouldn't go broke if they installed gachapon machines

[1000fingers]

brain has started latching onto any mention of long term nuclear waste storage. i read the wikipedia article (it was fucking sick) and some various news articles that all basically said the same things but if anyone has some cool facts or sources of more info or anything… can you tell me about them?? and also any form of attempted deep time communication as well???

[the-girl-who-didnt-smile]

THE GOD OF DEATH

[pawbeanies]

hate those nsfw ask games where it's like one of the questions is "how many people have you had sex with?" SOME of us are epic turbo virgins who are waiting until they're past 30 to get cool never had sex wizard powers. if you even care

[kuromi-hoemie]

i had a fun day 2 day ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა everyone has been so nicey 2 me all day from the minute i left my house earlier ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ♡⁠

i went to a Retreat for the first time for work earlier 0: and I did SO good for being up since 2am it didn't even feel like it 💀

it was so chill i drove like an hour away but Away from the city so there wasn't rly traffic and the mountains r so pretty 2 drive thru (❁´◡`❁) got some rain n v low clouds and since it's autumn there's all these pretty colors. i took an edible on the way n was just jammin out n enjoying the scenery among the many safe opportunities 2 look

and then at the thing we got 2 do different ice breakers n go on decently long breaks; i got 2 hang in different groups n actually Talk w a bunch of ppl which i never have time for omg. it's nice working at a legal nonprofit, i would NOT want to do this with corporate mfs !! 😹

went around n said hii to the enbies and i ran up a hill that looked a lot smaller than it was, i made it like 80% of the way before my legs were immediately like no girl we're done !! but my brain was like but it's Right There, and i struggled 2 finish the climb but I Did !! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა and i was so so tired i do not remember ever being that winded before 💀 getting down was so much slower n worse bc my legs were Done and when i finally made it to the bottom i laid flat on my back for like 15m, and when when i made it back to sit n chill i still need like 10 more minutes akskska. i do not b exercising !! i just wanted 2 play it looked fun and i got excited (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

in between things i was working on my sister's choker n kept winding up w a group of ppl around me 2 talk to about it and just talk 2 in general n the company was rly nice (❁´◡`❁) ♡ had a lot of different kinda talks 2day!! everyone is a sweetie!! some ppl r so funny n chill and i rly hope 2 get 2 talk more casually w people perhaps As Friends when i go in 👉👈

there's one girl in particular who is rly cute n sweet and i want 2 see her again ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა when I got home finally i had 2 hop on my work laptop real quick 2 look up her name again 2 make sure i didn't forget ☝️😌 we do not work at the same office but hii i am visiting next week 🐇

yippee!!!! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა !!!

[starpros-sunshine]

gap moe is whenever there's a gap (lol) in how a character usually acts like/looks like compared to what they actually act like! and that difference between the two makes it cute

it sounds a bit weird like that but for example cyno is a perfect gap moe. super serious-looking important general who's actually a huuuge card nerd and makes the worst jokes in the world. eichi the evil student council president who also makes anime girl poses and was so excited abt eating a burger for the first time. keito the definition of straight-laced but gets embarrassed abt doing fanservice. that's gap moe and it's Great

Ohhh I see now nodnod I see I see.... Thank you for sharing your wisdom with me I feel like I will throw that new word around a lot now

[sevicia]

I wanted to make a cleaner summary of last week's classes and also review the classes I have this week since the material is already uploaded beforehand but I was feeling so horrible throughout the day that when I sat down I was just gonna look at the ones for tomorrow but I think I'm just gonna go to bed because I just gave my little numbers game a few tries and not even the joy of tribial elementary school-level math games is bringing my brain cells and/or full sentience back