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this is. too fucking dumb for me not to do. @yungterra

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Who the fuck changed the Wikipedia article on the plot of The Adventures of Pinocchio?

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Gender swapped Moby Dick be like:

“Call me Isabell”

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Bro fucking doxxed the pizza

How rude

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I really like the idea of things that can be in a sandwich together, that are at opposite ends of their life

Like tomatoes with ketchup

And egg with chicken

I can’t think of any others, but I’m sure theirs more

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anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

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Geese are really goosin’ out there ain’t they? And they be gettin’ none of their deserved credit!

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I spent like two hours today getting a useless Reddit achievement. I managed to do it tho… still feels good even if monetarily worthless

Here's to me doing absolutely nothing

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Seeing the political climate in my country is actually depressing

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Things I am upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus would be

2. I don’t know what Amortentia would smell like for me

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

5. I don’t know for sure what house I’d be in

6. I don’t know what the specifications of my wand would be.

7. J.K. Rowling is a massive TERF

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Me: man I sure do love saying the exact same thing someone else said word for word, but I wish there were a way I could do so in academic work without plagiarism…

The courteous quotation marks:

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By talos this can’t be happening

Gon make omelette and not accidentally scrambled eggs

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Gon make omelette and not accidentally scrambled eggs

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Really like the phrase “by talos this can’t be happening” for being almost exclusively tumblist and also almost exclusively when a post blows up when the poster didn’t want it to.

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How many toyyysss!!!!???

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This is 100% 247, it can’t be anything else

the crabs are back, and there’s lots of ‘em.

be sure to vote in the other polls here!