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sodacowboy · 5 months ago

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I hate the beetlejuice sequel. The fact that it exists. The fact that I see people who are excited for it. Deplorable.

#for context: beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies like ever of all time #I will never ever see this movie #I will not watch any video essay explaining why it’s bad/good #it will remain in the ads forced upon me #and it will die there #I will not fall victim to a nostalgia bait cash grab #anyway #if any of my mutuals are excited for it: don’t take this personally #there’s a youtuber I like that’s excited for it #like it’s fine #I’m being a hater bc I mean it but also in a jokingly it doesn’t actually matter sort of way

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 4 months ago

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AND BUMBLEBEE !!!!!!!!

#transformers #transformers one #transformers fanart #bumblebee #i think hes so cute #i love his puppy ears #he was so annoying and everyone hated him so much it was so funny #i watched this with friends and everytime he was on screen i would point and go “hes literally me”#as someone who has literally never consumed any transformers content ever in my life i reccomend seeing the movie #its super good and funny #u dont need to know anything about transformers too #its literally the origin movie #and its so funny #bumblebee my beloved #ur so small and everyones so mean to u

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omnxnom · 1 month ago

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so I watched sonic 3. team sonic definitely met hello kitty in tokyo ✨🎀

bonus doodles + a sleepover party! 👯‍♀️💝 (from @gaiamoonflayer’s tweet)

I hope u enjoyyyyyy~ <333

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tea-n-ink · 8 months ago

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Homesickness is where the heart is

#my art #tea n ink #favourite scene in the entire game #i have SO MUCH respect for the dev for keeping the missing country a complete mystery #like an event only ever comedically referred to as “the incident”#like a horror movie monster you never fully see #i want to know so badly and i hope im NEVER TOLD #the fact you never find out and both the player and siffrin just gotta DEAL WITH THAT #is infinitely more interesting than anything any writer could say was canon #also can i say?#the importance that someone's religion culture food and language has to literally every other character #makes the fact siffrin cannot have that and cannot get it back HURT SO MUCH #AND AND AND #the fact that all of it is so intuitive and familiar to him that he can ALMOST grasp it but never enough to make it hurt less is just *mwah #ISAT #in stars and time #siffrin #isat siffrin #isat #isat fanart #artists on tumblr #isat tea n ink #isat spoilers

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bulionis · 16 days ago

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*Yurifies your Stobotnik*

#my art #bulionis art #agent stone #jimbotnik #stobotnik #ivo robotnik #sonic movie #sonic cinematic universe #i can't believe it's my first time drawing fem!stobotnik... I've been in the fandom for some years #but it's never too late to see the light #nest time I gotta draw Ivo(ne) bald tho. I played it a bit safe here I'm not gonna lie #but Stone will stay the prettiest woman you've ever seen (I think she looks pretty & I tried to make her look so)

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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was talking to my brother the other day after i rewatched dark phoenix and he was like 'why is everyone so mean to charles in this movie?? were they always this mean to him ?? is it cause he's bald now- he lost his pretty privilege??' and i fear i havent recovered

#xmen #xmen movies #dark phoenix #charles xavier #professor x #snap chats #LIKE HE'S RIGHT 1000% I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO SAY IT VLERKVJAKLJ #ANOTHER banger of a quote from my brother chat i screamed when he said that #adopting that into my belief system i fear #like really thinking on it they really did only start being especially rude after apocalypse im crying #dont quote me on that i have to rewatch apocalypse but as far as im aware. yeah 😭😭#and its SUCH a travesty cause i love how mcavoy looked in DP SO much he looks so good bald #like please if we were going to wrap up this era of xmen films why did we have to rerun DP #can we try again. please. i need him bald one more time in a movie i dont have to argue with myself i like #see DP wasnt the worst thing ever. probably. like scott got to do things again ..... and kurt .......#and the paris proposal. never forget that.#ALSO THE FUCKIN. 'no one cares charles' BIT ???? 97 ref'd that directly i know they did and i cheered #listen if they can ref the 'black leather suits' from the xmen movies i can believe they called back to that too <- delusional #anyway when james said thats the meanest thing erik could say/do to charles .... he was cooking ....#'thats the type of thing your wife/husband says' he was so right .... we know james never misses with the cherik takes tho #ok bye i have obligations that i need to complete so i can draw my favorite cue ball

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shire-ivy · 4 months ago

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Saw someone say musicals were never made to be sad, never meant to be tragic and I'm ????? There has always been a very special kind of sadness in musicals. Some undefined melancholy.

#please tell me its not just me ?#ive never seen a musical that was 100% happy tbh. before you ask disney doesnt count #they have always been some pensiveness some melancholia in musicals especially in solo songs #just like any play or any movie you'd tell me and you would be right #but imagine someone come into your house and say 'video games were never meant to be sad'. bullshit.#like what video games did you even ever played #well same about this. what musicals did you even see to say some bullshit like this 😭#musicals #musical theatre #aura wanders again #I MEANT TO WRITE 'THERE' IN THAT THIRD TAG I PROMISE I KNOW THE DIFFERENT ITS JUST A TYPO AND WAS TOO LAZY TO CHANGE IT

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pianokantzart · 29 days ago

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I’m going to level with you chat I don’t know which I’d prefer

#yes this is about Mario and Luigi from Super Mario Brothers #Specifically the movie iterations #Thinking about that one post-movie interview on the plumbing website #where they were like ''We never ever fight! They don't call us the dream team for nothing''#that felt like foreshadowing to me I don't know about you #Now I'd definitely like to see option 2 happen but by God is there a large margin of error #and option 1 would be cute and subvert a lot of tropes #but angst though... it's always such a treat seeing the wahoo bros show big emotions that aren't joyous or silly #Mario especially

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mediumgayitalian · 9 months ago

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yes yes love simon is straight pandering blah blah blah. but "you get to exhale now, simon" will never not knock me fucking flat to the floor.

#i have never not cried.#never.#first time i ever watching this movie 2019 on a plane in the middle of the night.#i was the only one up but i hid the screen so no one would see.#and i bit clean through my sweater gasping for breath actually weeping my eyes red.#i needed those words like you wouldnot believe.#genuinely life changing #love simon

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srslylini · 13 days ago

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the best kind of experience is reading a fanfiction from a fandom you are actually in but with couples you do not ship.

Which sometimes turns out to be the best media you have ever laid eyes upon, even though you do not ship the main couples and never start shipping them even with the fanfiction existing

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jacarandaaaas · 4 months ago

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uhhh I’m bored so hot take: this fandom constantly reduces luisas character down to be only her trauma🧍‍♀️

#encanto #encanto disney #disneys encanto #luisa madrigal #I really wish people would explore the more interesting parts of her character #but every post is the same #you’re more than just your gift ig not mirabel #there’s a lot of really interesting potential with luisa’s character if you look beyond the strength and deeper into her mindset #like there’s so much to say about isa and mirabel and people do delve very deeply into them (myself included)#but luisa is only talked about as in she’s strong or she overworks it’s she’s so much nicer to mirabel than isa #but like hot take luisa wasn’t the best sister ever none of them were #all of the madrigal sisters were bad sisters to eachother imo #post movie could explore that but I never see ittt #like all I see is she’s strong and overworks and addicted to caffeine #yk who else is? retail workers!! they also have a personality outside of hating their jobs #stop reducing luisa down to be the average retail worker shes way more complex than that #twitter is somehow the only platform I see people be like what if she was more than this #this one’s been in the drafts for a while

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breezere · 3 months ago

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hes fine

#sometimes u just gotta CHOMP ur human host bf #only hes not really biting down he just kinda . has his mouth on him #this is the LAST time youll EVER see this au again i never want to see any reference to this damn series ever again #<- thats a lie im just really sad i watched the 3rd movie and it left me DEVASTATED #this is my copium . nothing bad happens ever #shuichi saihara #kokichi ouma #kokichi oma #saiouma #oumasai #breeze art

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repmet · 1 year ago

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Wingwoman Princess Beatrice

#red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #princess beatrice #firstprince #rwrbedit #rwrb movie #rwrb #henry: i'm gay #bea: excellent - hot guys am i right?#also is it weird if i'm annoyed by bea's tiara #not just cause it's ugly #the greenscreen effects show how limited the budget was #but you can see the band which is like #a big no #it also looks too far back but that's apparently subjective #and they obviously did her hair first and put it over top like a headband #you're meant to braid that shit in #no i've never worn one ever why do you ask

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metropoliswhite · 3 months ago

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#the little glint of felix's golden wings in the sun #like a star shining in the middle of the maze guiding them to his body #when he was alive oliver was following him like he was his north star #now that he's dead he will remain in the same spot forever just like polaris #and there is only one place he will ever guide oliver to: saltburn #and so oliver will follow the star and return after years of wandering #(but you can reach the place it shines upon but never the star itself)#(and many stars are alredy dead by the time we see their light)#i don't think i will ever get tired of this movie #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton

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diamonds-at-y11 · 5 months ago

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Saw everyone talking about how Minecraft story mode is a better adaption than the literal MOVIE and it got me thinkin

Minecraft story mode is the game I vividly remember playing on our xbox in the little room connected to the attic with my sister beside me. I was a Minecraft obsessed kid and this game was so COOL to me at the time. Minecraft??? My beloved game??? But with a story???? That I get to be a part of and change??? Obviously a lot of people don’t like Minecraft story mode and that’s completely understandable, it’s pretty silly and hard to take seriously, but one thing it was was GENUINE. It had unique characters and a story that was new and exciting while still completely grounded in the world of Minecraft. You fought monsters and rode mine carts and interacted with cool red stone stuff and survived a fall from thousands of blocks up by falling into water and when that stupid fucking pig died a pork chop floated on the ground. It was so stupidly, unambiguously, completely, genuinely Minecraft. You were literally a character born and raised in the game. It even had beloved Minecraft YouTubers as guests in a silly murder mystery (that was actually the coolest thing ever ngl). It was for the fans, fully committed to the world the fans already loved.

Who is this movie even for?? Why does it make this wishy-washy half commitment to the very game it’s adapting?? WHY IS IT ISEKAI?? Where’s the nostalgia?? The childhood experience of playing around in the silly block game with your siblings, not a care in the world?? Why is the sheep on sonic trailer levels of horrifically realistic?? This game is about BLOCKS thats its whole THING that’s why we love it you FOOLS. Why are there curves!? (That can’t happen without mods!!!) WHY IS JACK BLACK HERE??

You had such a beautiful, beloved, game with such genuine heart and meaning. The end poem literally makes me CRY and I don’t CARE how stupid that sounds. I don’t even want to try to describe it just go read it. And I just know the movie is going to have such a surface level depiction of what the game is, designed to be brainrot easily consumable for 7 year olds. Something tells me the people who made this movie would just skip past the credits anyways.

#minecraft #minecraft movie #minecraft story mode #REUBEN DIDNT DIE FOR THIS!!!!#dia rants #about the most unimportant stuff ever #the Minecraft movie can never replicate the pure NOSTALGIA story mode gives me #the universe does not love you Minecraft movie because you are not love!!!#also I feel like this is part of a bigger issue of the movie industry seeing live action as automatically superior to animation but idk #really living up to my username fr #why do you think my online alias is still dia from the Minecraft username I made when I was NINE.#WHY DO U THINK MY USERNAME IS A MINECRAFT REFERENCE DESPITE THIS BLOG HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH IT (until I posted this so I guess I lied)#its not bc of the horrifyingly realistic sheep i’ll tell you that #mcsm #mineblr

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demigodofhoolemere · 3 months ago

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Trying to find nice stuff for Wish but everywhere you go people are being painfully wrong in their interpretations of the movie

#i don’t care if people don’t like it but i want people to at least stop being so wrong 😫#i shouldn’t have to explain that hoarding the most important part of people’s souls under false pretenses is bad #his trauma does not make the person he became any less bad and his way of ruling is not reasonable and morally better #free will to pursue your dreams is good. a soul should not be locked up by a man who is likely never to give it back.#i’m sure he STARTED as protecting rosas or believing he was but absolute power corrupts absolutely and all that #magnifico by the time we see him is controlling and paranoid and selfish #and asha is not bad for *reads notes* wanting people to have a chance to actually live their lives for themselves and not be deceived #she never asked him to grant all wishes and the movie never tried to say that all wishes should be granted #it’s not saying that you should always have whatever you want. it’s saying you have the right to your agency and choice to pursue your wish #without someone else controlling whether you can ever have it and even making you forget you wanted it so you CAN’T choose to pursue it.#this is literally just a free will vs control story. how was this movie so lost on so many people.#you can debate until the cows come home about whether it was executed well but what they actually tried to say shouldn’t be so hard to grasp #and then there’s people spreading misinformation about star boy and various behind the scenes factors and you can’t escape it and i just…#i am in pain. everywhere i go i am in pain.#disney #wish #mini rant

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