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ok so if we apply the classic horror movie rule of “if we don’t see a body then they’re not dead” to dps Neil is actually alive. In this essay I will-
#I watch too many movies#Neil’s alive *not clickbait* *emotional*#dead poets fandom#I love the dead poets more than I love air right now#yeah I watched it last night and YEAH I sobbed like an absolute baby#ladies and gentlemen I present… DENIAL#anderperry#dead poets society#neil perry#todd anderson#dps#charlie dalton#Knox overstreet#Steven Meeks#Gerard Pitts#Mr Keating#writeblr#writers and poets#deadpoetssociety#puckspoetry
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“This is going to be the most devastating thing I’ll written (and posted) so far,” I say as I describe some gore in detail
#sorry#I watch too many movies#and the way the body works is fascinating to me#gotta research how this one situation would play out#before I put it in the fic
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Alien: Romulus thoughts no one asked for (SPOILERS!!!):
• Paper thin characters devoid of any real personality.
• Except for Andy who was great. By far the most compelling character in the whole movie. David Jonsson’s facial ticks were very impressive and convincing. I still would have left him behind though.
• The franchise knows it will never top Sigourney Weaver’s performance so every couple of years we get a new pale brunette actress to come in and do her best Ellen Ripley impression.
• I would not have minded if the artificial gravity switching on and off played a bigger part in the plot.
• Very effective use of the Facehuggers. Scariest part of the movie imo.
• CGI necromancy Ian Holm was (dare I say it?)… good? Effective cameo. Would have been funny if they had cast Martin Freeman instead.
• I liked how veiny the Xenomorphs were this time around.
• I was glad when the Bri’ish guy got acid squirted by the wall vagina.
• Was pleasantly surprised the black goo from Prometheus played such an integral part of the plot. However, calling back to that movie really emphasized how unambitious Romulus is by comparison.
• The third act felt like watching a video game walkthrough. Ian Holm on the radio giving Andy orders like Atlas from Bioshock, upgrading to the self-aiming pulse rifles, the acid blood obstacle course, pulling the lever to drop the final boss to its demise, etc.
• Alvarez’ Sam Raimi influences shining through in the editing and the frequent use of quick zooming tilting shots.
• “Get away from her, you bitch” stopped the movie dead on its tracks. Andy should have closed with a dad joke instead.
• I wasn’t sure what they were going for with the pregnant girl at first. I mean, obviously you introduce a pregnant character so you can do something deplorable to the fetus, but she says she didn’t know who the father was at first, and then Ian Holm reaffirms the notion that the Xenomorphs are these immaculate beings… I was like “is this a perversion of the Virgin Mary?”
• But no, she’s just there to be tortured.
• I did also think (hoped) that the twist ending would be that she gave birth to twins. I mean, Romulus and Remus, right?
• The design of the final monster was very underwhelming for me but the audience let out a big gasp when it was revealed. Am I out of touch?
This sounds like I hated the movie but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. It just left me wanting more. Alien is one of the few ongoing franchises that has been allowed to be weird and idiosyncratic with each new installment. This isn’t the worst Alien movie but it was the most by-the-numbers. Don’t let this franchise become stale.
Dream pick for the next installment: Julia Ducournau’s Alien.
#alien#alien romulus#alien romulus spoilers#fede alvarez#horror#david jonsson#ramblings#review#science fiction#cailee spaeny#spoilers#thoughts#I watch too many movies
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Every time I don't feel like doing cardio, I remind myself "You have to be able to outrun zombies"
#it's very effective#i watch too many movies#zombies#survival#motovation#work out motivation#mine.#i'm joking but also not
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My sibs and I have a weekly movie night. We were watching Robin Hood: Men in Tights last week, and my sister and I had a realization. We can't be the first to notice this, but we think the hennins worn by Will Scarlet O'Hara and Achoo...
... look an awful lot like the ones worn by Pat Carroll and Barbara Ruick in the 1965 Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (just with different veils and about ~30 years of wear and tear).
Could they be the same hennins? Could they be a recreation? Is this a total coincidence? The world may never know.
Edit: @recycledmoviecostumes agrees that at least the blue hennin is the same! My guess would then be that Dave Chappelle is wearing Barbara Ruick's peach hennin in Men in Tights.
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Honestly, despite a vast amount rambling about it, I think Herobrine shouldn't be in the Minecraft movie.
Herobrine shouldn't be present or even acknowledged in any official media whatsoever except little tiny snippets and easter eggs. Let him be a ghost of a presence.
I feel confirming his existence and establishing him as a character robs him of being the myth, the legend he is. There really is no bigger picture and most things people agree on still are just popular fan interpretations that stuck around or stem from popular videos or something.
Herobrine is vague. He can be shaped into any interpretation you have for him and it still makes sense. A ghost. A dead brother. A glitch. A griefer. A tragic figure. An error in the game. A ruler of mobs. A hacker. A demon. A prototype. A virus. A player stuck. A king of the nether. A trickster. A god.
If he ends up in any bigger role in official media instead of being a figure in the fog, suddenly all the mystery is shattered. Suddenly there is a canon.
And I don't want that.
#Solly rambles#however the movie will end up like#I won't watch it#I won't acknowledge it's existence#it already broke too many rules anyway#minecraft#herobrine#minecraft movie
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Michael learns about FNAF Movie Sparky...
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#sparky fnaf#mike schmidt#fnaf#fnaf movie#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#SPARKY THE DOG MENTIONED 🔥🔥#the way I felt when I first watched the fnaf movie and saw sparky just there#craziest thing to have become canon#I’ve been wanting to draw sparky myself for awhile so here’s the boy#Michael would be so confused seeing sparky#I like to think sparky was just a myth for him too#so like just seeing that dog animatronic is like if we found out like Bigfoot is real#and is actually kinda chill BAHAH#Michael doesn’t spooked by many things but this got to him a lil
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#I was watching a bad movie with my sister and turns out my tolerance for movies that are bad is exceptionally high#like yea sure it was bad but#she said she cant mentally comprehend how something as bad can exist#babie#youre young. youll come across so many shitter movies than this#trust me#david tennant#mads mikkelsen#cary elwes#id say scott bakula but i think im the only one there#david duchovny#too oh hell#insert literally any actor ever
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
#a.i. 2001#a.i. artificial intelligence#filmedit#filmgifs#scifiedit#scifigifs#movies#mine:scifi#mine#/ flashing gif#I watched this movie far too many times as a kid back when you could steal cable/pay-per-view
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thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.
And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.
And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.
And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?
Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.
Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.
#humans are space orcs#humans in space#earth is a deathworld#earth is space australia#tagging this so that ppl can find it even though the space shit i write about always feels like its in direct opposition to all the pop tag#also my biggest pet peeve in all of writing - all writing. everywhere. not just in fanfic but books and tv and movies too - is when people#write off an injury by saying something like 'oh nothing bad just a couple of scratches some bruising and a minor concussion' like girl WHA#MiNOr ConCuSSioN is such an oxymoron and I hate it so fucking much. like i dont care how minor it was thats still brain damage.#especially when the same character does this more than once. like im sorry ms. but uh. you can no longer read. or talk eloquently. sorry#evidence: my brother has had two 'minor' concussions and now cannot read write or speak without tremendous effort. And like its totally#ruined my ability to watch action shows/movies because now i just sit there and count how many concussions there characters are getting#after a certain point it becomes totally impossible to believe that these guys are able to function. (still fun to watch tho im not a hater
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Assorted Gravity Falls doodles!
#Havent posted anything in a few days cause I keep rotating too many ideas in my brain. These are just some wips. Anyway doodle notes! ->#had to draw twink!Bill okay. Being a pretty boy was like Annatar's whole Thing. & OBVIOUSLY I had to draw Celebrimbor & Annatar Billford#As many pointed out on my LOTR comic Ford would have seen the 80s Animated movies! I may do a post on my thoughts(tm) of him watching it#but to tdlr I think he missed Bashki's Movie in movie theatres and watched it with fiddleford in november 1981! :3#Anyhow was thinking about Trans!Fiddleford & the DOOMED T4T potential of Emma-may also being trans hit me like a truck. I have many thought#Stan: Quit worrying Pointdexter. not like Mabel can find ANOTHER annoyingly smart & gruff yet whimsically eccentric Grunkle to bond with#Mabel * dragging in a bedraggled 12th Doctor *: Guess what I found in the woods!#<- I think Ford should feel socially threatened/jealous and be pushed into being a better grunkle because of it <3#Second to last is PURE indulgence as I am a big Dr Who fan and the Last is Ford after watching Jackson's trilogy ;)#Gravity Falls#GF fanart#Fanart#fan art#Bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#fiddleford mcgucket#young fiddleford mcgucket#young stanford pines#Emma-May Dixon design#doctor who#twelfth doctor#mabel pines#crossover#sketch dump#artists on tumblr#my art
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List of responses to “don’t you fucking dare die on me— stay with me, you fucking asshole—”
(tw: death)
“I love you. Now say it back.” “Please— stop talking, save it till we get you help—” “Say it back—“ “I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you so fucking much, please don’t leave me—”
“Hey, at least I loved you till my very last breath, right? Like I had promised.”
“Y-you know… If there’s any place I know I’d rest easy, it would— it would be in your arms, where I’ve always… Always belonged.”
“I’m sorry I couldn’t go to the very end with you.”
“Funny how I said I’d drag you to hell with me yet I’m going to hell way earlier than you are.” “You— you idiot, this isn’t the time— just... Just shut up and stay with me, damn it—”
“Just know you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
“Saying this before it’s too late… I’m grateful for you.”
“Kiss me one last time?” “No— no, this isn’t— it won’t be the last time—” “Just shut up and kiss me.”
“Ha… I told you you’d outlive me.”
“I’m sorry…”
“Don’t miss me too much, okay?”
“I like it better when you’re smiling, sunshine. Smile for me, please? Just so I can… Just so I can see it one last time.”
#angst prompts#dialogue prompts#otp prompts#prompts#writing prompts#writing scenarios#been watching too many movies recently where SOMEONE dies and i end up weeping over it like a fuckin’ baby#tw death
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im soooo normal guys
#was actually able to go watch the musical not too long ago#and i- uh... yeah#both musical and movie beetlejuice are very important to me#i just think they're neat <3#beetlejuice#beetlejuice musical#doodles#traditional art my beloved <3#ferngle art#i wanted to draw so many more but i kept getting too giddy#like i go to draw. i see it. and go THAT'S THE GUY!#and then i have to calm myself and try again....#this happens with alot of things. oof
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get back here lesbian
#trying to get back into reading comics more frequently again but i girlbossed too hard and have too many hobbies now#cassandra cain#cass cain#batgirl#batman#dc comics#fanart#my art#also trying to get back into drawing again but again too many hobbies arghhh all i do now is crochet watch movies and see my gf#but it’s okay i like doing all that but i do miss drawing and reading comics#anyways i love cass read batgirl 2000
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AU car racer ronan lynch ends up in a forgotten town by mistake has to do community sentence because he wrecked something, meets former lawyer adam parrish that ran away from the city hustle after being very successful at it. is this something? does this mean anything to you? yeah, it’s the plot for the movie cars and what about it.
#pynch#trc#ronan lynch#adam parrish#there’s a few details that don’t make sense#but this is what happens when you have a nephew and watch the movie one too many times#and discover that it has the perfect romance plot ???? except that they are cars#when lightning mcqueen is finally racing and all he can think about it sally???#him giving up the race so that the old car (sorry i don’t know his name) can finish his last race ????#i know that is crazy but it’s also funny as hell#i even going to tag it because i want people to see this stupid idea#lmaooo
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A lil guy !
#honkai star rail#dan heng#genuinely have a million things i wanna draw and then zero energy#so dan heng in a hoodie#now i gotta go get dinner sooooo maybe that will give energy and then i can draw more of what i actually wanna draw#but i kinda spent like ... hours ? talking to my mom earlier today#since shes been in the hospital for many many days#so i was catching her up on whats been goin on and showed her silly lil videos#and telling her how hyped i was for summer hrid and she (very patient with my fe talk)#was like you always tell me about banners being bad so it must have made you REALLY happy to say the whole banner is good#and im like yeah and i had multiple people on multiple sites like hey salmon/moeblob did ya see the banner#and she was like thats so cool that people acknowledge who you like and im like yeah it is p cool#and then i told her how mad i was at the absolutely criminal act of limiting how you can watch clue (1985 hit movie)#like i told her yeah sure i own it twice on dvd and once on itunes and that the only way to watch those#are either desktop or ps2 and how i dont have access to my itunes email#and i dont have it on my laptop so i sadly would have to rebuy the movie on itunes under a new acct#then i said how i loved that it was free to watch with ads on yt and id watched it twice that way#but then recently wanted to watch it on there but laptop and hoo boy you have to buy or rent it now#so i v angrily was like fine whatever ill do the thing and leave my room and go watch it on my moms tv#while she isnt around and use her amazon prime where it should be included except ! IT WASNT!#YOU HAVE TO HAVE PRIME TO BUY OR RENT IT NOW TOO!#HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS AND WHY ! who in the world is watching this movie so much that isnt me that they have to charge for it now#on all platforms unless you straight up pirate it#and hey why would i of all people be needing to pirate a movie i own physically two times and digitally once#this is literally a personalized attack to me#and my mom was like i understand how you feel cause yeah thats really weird to do to a 1985 movie#and im like yes exactly i have morals and principles that make me opposed to this and its v maddening#and she said she understood and its ok next time we are having power issues and i have to shut down#that if i really wanna watch it i can rent it on her amazon account and i looked at her and shes like oh you feel v strongly about this#and i do! I HAVE HAD IT GIFTED TO ME TWICE ! I BOUGHT IT ONCE! WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT IT FOR MORE MONEY!
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