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sword-of-summer · 4 years ago

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All of them answer every question fuck you

ahahaha no i respectfully deny your "fuck you" and i accept the ask and so-

i am 5'10", and i don't wish to be taller or shorter- i am the perfect height for hugs and messy hair, and yep, i like it here-

dream pet would be a mix of golden retriver and a husky called Holly and a chonky cat called Loki- yes ofcourse my future kids have names everyone should name their future pets-

ripped jeans/black pants with a Darth Vader tshirt or a Ethnic Fusion Kurta with black sneakers/artificial leather slip-ons, and if it's cold, a black jacket open obviously- and a black wristwatch i love my black wristwatch.

favourite video game was Clash of Clans and going even back, GTA Vice City and, the og- MARIIOOOO

three things/people are Oreos, Nutella and Pizza. The Holy Trinity-

"Beware me my fingers are smeared with chicken popcorn grease"

you didn't mention an opinion, @chunkybirb, so imma give my opinion on Vanilla ice cream and Nutella- ANYONE WHO HADN'T COMBINED THESE TWO COMBINE THESE TWO THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME

im either phlegmatic or melancholic bruh idk maybe ik or maybe not

im v v v v ticklish

not an allergy, but an intense hatred for ketchup- i vomit if it gets too close to me fuck you ketchup

im heterosexual

any between tea and coffee but full milk coffee (ik, kill me), never had cocoa- but i love a chocolate or nutella milkshake

both. both is good. (cat and dog)

i would be an elf cause hell yeah, knowledge and wisdom

favourite youtuber is Samay Raina, a stand up comedian turned youtuber who is just awesome-

as i mentioned in 1., i am 5'10"

i would not change my name cause it's the coolest fucking name ever, i am Tanay, and Tanay in Hindi means Son, and my parents literally named their son Son, and hell yeah i like it

i forgot how much i weigh- last i checked it was 75 kilos, but ive gained weight since 2019 so yep, gotta walk in the mornings

yes i believe in metaphysicality cause one- it seems cool- second- me and @theclassyghost discussed a metaphysical life theory that i really really like and metaphysicality gives preservation of knowledge so i believe in spirits

SPACE. SPACE. SPACE.

im not that religious, no

pet peeves no well nah not really

nocturnal def nocturnal i sleep at 4.50 anyway hehehehe

fav constellation is Cassiopeia

fav star is Sirius tho

what the fuck are ball jointed dolls

i do have a fear of losing people that's just anxiety i guess

yep, global warming is real

never thought that much about reincarnation tbh but maybe, i do

fav movie is Spider Man : Into The SpiderVerse and Inception and The Dark Knight Rises and Revenge of The Sith and yes, for my indian gang, 3 Idiots and Gully Boy

yep i get scared v v v easily

i have had no pets but i plan to once i grow up

@chunkybirb 's blog is fucking cool awesome and *chef's kiss* a masterpiece

blue calms me. i love blue.

live in Norway cause pretty lights, snow, and less people than this overpopulated country i am in

born in Mumbai, India

v v v dark brown like it's almost black but no it's dark brown

introvert

horoscopes and zodiacs, i do read them, never believed that much tbh-

HUGS I LOVE HUGS

i really wanna visit my brother i haven't met him in a long time i really wanna play cricket w him just like old times

my sister- she's annoying but well i care for her

nah

tattoos idk bruh im okay idk may get one or may not get one

nope, smoking is ewwww *vomits*

ah my crush- she's cool [ if she exists

when the chalk doesn't write on the board but goes iiiiiieeee I HATE THAT

a sound i love is rain pitter pattering i just hhhhhh sends me into happiness

nope fatass here

favourite actors have to be eddie redmayne, oscar issac and pedro pascal- and margot robbie and winona ryder in the actresses section also yes, elliot page

bruh already answered in 30.

im okayish!! spotify and tumblr, cool combo-

my hair are okay being black for me

yesterday, monday, from 6.40 to 6.50

music

uhhh naah not that i know of

well in Rick Riordan's Magnus Chase books, the sword of Frey aka Sumarbrander TALKS and demands to be called Jack, so here i am

bakwaas, music and comfy

yep, i believe in evolution

unfollow on hate and when they dm me sending nsfw pics ugh why are people like that

follow, well, i like people and they seem cool, so i follow them

fav kind of person is the one who'll sit with me for hours not even talking and just vibing to music

fav animals are beavers, doggos and cats

three fav blogs are @chunkybirb, @theclassyghost, @little-boats-on-a-lake, @aredhel-of-gondolin, @sue-me-imbadass, @alleenkaas, @my-ackerman, @brrrrrrrrrrzone

fav emoticon has to be ☹ this me seeing my stupidity outrank others

fav meme has to be Butternut is a master of psychological manipulation

INTP

Libraaa let's go

no dog, i have

black darth vader tshirt, black pants, black sneakers and black wrist watch

i have no selfies my phone has no cameras i live in eternal darkness

what the fuck are platform shoes

i, uhhh, i remember weird things like what i drew in class in 3rd while i was supposed to be doing english

lazy ass here, no front flips possible

i like birds they fly

nope i don't Iike swimming i like blankets

wrapped up in blankets reading books sounds better than both

ketchup

hyperspace travel

nope none

reading writing eating sleeping

my friend

tumblr seems cool

i have around 60-70 idk

yes i can run but why

yes they do but what's the fun in that

nope I'd fall over

sapphire let's go

koala bear or panda

sunflower or the one on a lemon tree

ketchup store

one cup of coffee is enough, tysm

read minds that sounds cool cool yeaaahh

nope never wore it a black clothes guy here BatMan

winter winter all year long

i don't know and i don't wanna try

i don't know and i don't wanna know

everyone cause they are better than me

bookstores cause bookstores any bookstores

sneakers, black onez

apparently some gas bitches mixed up to form a planet

non vegetarian but i partake meat just twice or thrice in two weeks

i don't know they don't seem like liking

naaaaaaaah

bugs ew

spiders ew

about the fact that i come off as arrogant and overconfident while in reality it's just that my communication skills suck

i can draw averagely whenever im in a mood

this thing im answering but i like answering it

uhhhhhhh brain freeze- idk bruh questions are good they give knowledge

yep, while sleeping

ahh yes calming, they are

cloudy days cause fucking cool vibes

hehehe wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

CumuloNimbus i really like it's name yknow nimBUS

dark blue, dark blue always or black

naaaah no freckles

fav thing is when they laugh and it's just happy and we're both laughing like shitheads but who cares we're rebelling against depressing life and we laugh

both. both is good [ fruits and vegetables

sleep but i have to answer 170 questions cause @chunkybirb

sky sky sky it's my blog's header duh uh sKy

sweet and sour candy. SWEET AND SOUR CANDY.

dim lights it makes me feel cool

ahhh so here we go- Mooncalfs, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Sphinxes, Dragons that seem to be Space Nebulae, and more and more and more

i really feel like a boomer sometimes

i love everything about this site/app it makes me feel happy cause i like the people and the posts

uhhhhh i think too much about everything cause i just do. i like thinking

"He's dead, guys. For the sake of The Force, please watch Star Wars now he wanted to discuss it with you" actually no i would just say "A big shoutout to Garlic Bread he loved Garlic Bread"

myself cause i should be sleeping but sleep is for the weak and i am the weak and the strong i am a paradox-

that i obsess too much on things and try involving people it never works out

nope. had braces for 4 years, that beat out teeth showing smiles

i prefer computer-tv ahahahahaha

never tried them, so IDK

naaaaah not motion sickness- never travelled by sea so idk seasickness

lobed ears

yep i believe that deeds do count in life and beyond

idk bruh i don't believe in physical attraction too much- bodies are fake- mentally/metaphysically tho, im a 7

ahhhhh many many Stupid Genius, Tani, Tanu, Tanya

i still do-

i really want to talk to a therapist. converse. and discover.

im both, i am both.

10:1 is the ratio- giving 10, receiving 1

uhhh nothing just when i am right and people use the old "disrespect" argument

3, Hindi, Marathi, English

girls

uhh no i am not

my hair i love them everyone says things about my hair but i love them

knowledge vibes i give, someone tells me- and that's all i ever wanted

anyone i know tbh, my mutuals, my friends, my discord friends

ahhh no i wouldn't but i wish i was born 20 years earlier

bleh bloo, neither like nor dislike

i don't know if i have one

i don't know, haven't had physical contact in a long long long time in a galaxy far far away

the above point stands but i would like to ig

anything i write, 3 hours later, i instantly hate just idk why

anything i write

that i am normal no i am not and i am not okay hahahahaha

65-70 ish people

somewhere around-

many many many don't ask please but okay if you do ask

somewhat

uhhhhh idr exactly but i won't tell in public duh uh

mediummm hairrrr

last year lockdown i became harry potter

i don't know buddy i seriously don't know

yep i do cause knowledge i like knowledge

naaah never tried

no i definitely cannot stand on my hands or my head for more than 30 seconds

yep, im pretty sure i answered most of them correctly-

og link-

#personal #ask #tumblr

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sebcastellanos · 6 years ago

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gresho tag meme

Tagged by @nerdy-snowflake (THX MATE!!)

1. When did you first watch TGS?

at the cinema last year! it came out later here because we have local film festivals in december, so i saw it in january? early february? something like that

2. Who is your favourite character?

i would die for phineas taylor bottom. he's also one of my favourite characters to write for and to discuss stupid meta shit about; i don't see a lot of works focusing on his thought process and stuff and it makes me sad? he's really a lot more fragile than fandom makes him out to be lmao

3. What are your canon and fanon ships?

fav canon ship is phinity, fav fanon ship is benebarnum (bennett/phin). i walked out of the movie the first time i saw it shipping benebarnum so i mean?? like y'all assume my fav is phillibarnum but really i only started writing that out of spite because of general feelings of disappointment #NotMyPhillipCarlyle

4. What is your favourite TGS song?

from now on!!! it's got amazing lyrics and an amazing synopsis of phin's shortcomings as a person and i love running home to it

5. Are you a content creator?

only because nobody writes bottom phin and i have to do everything myself!!!!!! sometimes i draw but i don't share my doodles often with anyone besides ella because i'm Unpopular Opinion Central and often feel stupid sharing things hahahahaha

6. If General Tom Thumb and The Irish Giant got into a fight, who would win and how?

tom because the irish giant is too nice to throw hands lbr

7. If you joined Barnum’s circus, what would your act be?

The Boy with the Bottomless Tearducts (can cry more than 5 litres of tears in one sitting!)

8. Favourite fanfiction trope or AU?

for impure things i have an au that's called "therapy bottom phineas" but i also have one where he's a pool boy/gardener in his 40's who just wanted to go into theatre but failed that dream miserably?? and then a college au where he, charity, and the bartender from the other side (conveniently named thomas) start a poly relationship so uhhhhhhh

9. Do you have a non-TGS song that you associate with the film or character?

idkk... i want waterloo - abba to play in the bg of the scene when bennett's seated by phin's side in front of the circus ruins because bennett realises he lowkey loves him but besides that??

ave maria - david bisbal is a good phinity song but its in spanish

i have a thing where i associate fifth harmony songs to hugh jackman characters and phin's is top down

i don't have good answers for this

10. What mythological creature would you add to the circus?

wuhhhhhhhhh..............probably tikbalang

11. What is one of your favourite TGS headcanons?

phillip carlyle was a big playboy and you can meet me in the pit!!!!!!! also i like pretending his middle name is maxwell

12. If you could ask any TGS character a question, who and what would it be?

me @ charity: so you peg phin right????? finger him while he bangs u right????????????

BONUS: Link/share one of your favourite TGS fanfictions or pieces of fanart!

idk i don't read any fanfic but i do have this one bookmarked (phil/phin, nsfw for sex): https://archiveofourown.org/works/14325621

as for art, @omikanno drew this amazing benebarnum piece: http://omikanno.tumblr.com/post/174822462696 本当に素晴らしいです！！

I TAG @barnumxcarlyle @logan-howltt @smilecapsules and any of my followers who wants to do this, idk, I don't have GreSho fandom friends.......... but tag me if you do!!!

#snikt snakt #thank you PT!!!!!!!#lmao i'm so boring and awful

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ask-the-friendly-ink-demon · 6 years ago

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[title: ITotP- Bendy’s Inked State Final Design Choice. sooo i realized i forgot to upload this here, soooo uhhhhhhh OOF i was bored at school a few weeks ago, and i drew this, big thanks to @inkgalaxys and @kkw424 for the eye idea, i mean look at him, i would trust this good boye with my life ------ name: Inked Bendy species: Stabilized Ink Demon height: 7′3 feet tall Gender: Male Stability: 47% Relations -Henry (creator) (Father figure) -Joey drew (co-creator) (bad touch) -Boris (best friend/big brother) -Alice Allison Angel (Crush/love interest [likes to call her ally]) -the butcher gang (uncles) -Alpha/The Ink Demon (rivals) powers: -slightly both durabitly to acetone is suprisally both decreased and increased in between -sharp four fingered claws on one hand -Has Strength that almost is half of a gorilla’s strength. -despite of limp, can run very fast, can also run on all fours if needed too. -can go through walls -sharp fangs -can open his mouth wide and bite down hard with razor sharp teeth. -ink mass for this form is more based on speed and meaning having an lighter heal factor but medium amount of strength this is a more non balanced form but also an more common form of him that he can control very easily. origins: The First And Most Stable of bendy’s forms, his inked state mainly can be commonly used if he pleases too but since he hadn’t used his powers in such an long time and the ink adapts to certain things it’s troublesome to know side effects of what happens when he’ll transform. Despite this form being smaller than the ink demon’s tall lanky skeletal like appearance, this form is just as fast and relies more on it’s speed and stealth rather than brute strength and speed like the ink demon relies on, it is in theory that this would be the only form where he can change his appearance or morph into however he pleases though he hasn’t tried that yet.

#oof-#My Art #My Drawings #The Other Forms Of Bendy (ink; berserker; etc)#Inky Terrors Of The Past AU #Designs #Reference sheets #this #took a long time to draw in school btw #XD #fun fact #i wasn't even planning on making a new design of him0 #i was originally gonna make a new design of sammy but-#well we all know how that went

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cloudmonstachopper · 6 years ago

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@ricekrispyjoints tagged me.

@birdadjacent and @dropforgedbulwark WHY WON’T TUMBLR LET ME TAG U do the thing if you wanna and @sjewels19 !!! (how ya been babe)

name: Cloudy nickname: Cloud/Cloudy, Mishka, there’s others I’ll respond to just about anything if you say it right tbh gender: transmasc star sign: gemini height: 4′11″ / 150cm current time: 7:27pm fave artists: leeeeeeeeeeeeeeesseeeeeeeeee....... Yoko Kanno is really good, I’ve been listening to a lot of Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco, uhhh Superfruit is good... tbh I like a lot of bands but haven’t been listening to much music lately song stuck in my head: well I just started playing nc17 from the zankyou no terror ost so you can betcha ass that’ll be in my mind for ages last movie i saw: uhhhhhhh I think it was Nappily Ever After on netflix? it was fun.

last thing i googled: yowamushi pedal manga arcs chapters (I’m still trying to figure out where I left off... but I’m closer lol)

other blogs: this is my main, I’ve got an old cosplay one I haven’t updated in FOREVER, an old passion project, and then this ethnographic essay I wrote on tumblr back when I was still doing my BA. If you see a tumblr glossary around it’s probably from when I did that... do i get asks: like never lmao I forget to check them too soo yeah. Feel free to send me one tho! I usually respond... once I realize it’s there. reason for url: cloudmonsta = first thing I drew on my tablet when I got it when I was... 16yo I think it was? 15? something like that. Kinda became my moniker from there. Chopper was from when I ran around with a group of nerds ( @sonnykun how ya been? lol) and was super into one piece. I was definitely the smol nervous doctor figure of the group.

following: 94 - after cleaning out a handful of old ones heh average sleep: 3-5 hours, captured in lil chunks of 20-35min usually lucky number: I really like multiples of 5. Generally fond of 7s. currently wearing: mismatched slippers my great gma knit for me when I was a munchkin, sweats, pj shirt, and my comfy wool sweater bc I’m a cold goose dream job: teaching graduate school english lit & dabbling in research for animanga, linguistics, and lit. The dream. dream trip: I’d like to do a whole tour of some of the countries across the pond. Visit international friends, mainly. Let me explore norway pls and thankyou fave foods: potatoes, cheese, butter, noodles, cheese... I’m italian what can I saw I love my noodles and dairy instruments: piano, ocarina, had a bit of harp a while back but idk if I still have it, harmonica... I don’t think any of the other instruments I’ve played over the years can really count anymore XD fave song: shit uhhhhhhh I really love Veat from the first half of the Zankyou No Terror OST album honestly. I can always come back to that shit so good (link is to the whole album but starts at veat)

#this is my life #asynchronous friendship

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werewolfwilds · 6 years ago

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i redid an ask meme that i had originally done ~3 years ago to see the comparison so for archiving purposes im putting it in a lil journal entry here ! i wanna start doing small journal entries again it was fun when i did that

new answers bolded

1) what images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers?

my desktop bg is literally just…. a collage of kageyama manga screencaps a h a,,,, and my cellphone bg are drawings some gay drew me like 74724 years ago :v // my desktop rn is actually a background from one of the dmmd routes LMFAO..... idk which one it is but i’ve always liked those bg pics!! my cell lock screen is p5 art and my bg is leopika

2) have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

nooooope // nah

3) what was your last text message?

my phone is dead so i wouldnt be able to tell you lmfao i dont even remember // it was a gif from kelly lol

4) what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?

hopefully working a job i enjoy and making costumes and being happy!! // god i have no idea and it freaks me out... hopefully working,,

5) if you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?

hoommee ((or at katsucon tbh)) // at the beach with friends maybe

6) what was your coolest halloween costume?

a white cat probably lmao // i dont think ive ever had a particularly exciting halloween costume but one year i was sharpay from high school musical and i think i peaked then tbh

7) what was your favorite 90s show?

uhhhh….. i didnt really… start watching tv until like… the 2000′s so i really cant tell you man lol // spongebob started in 1999 does that coUNT,

8) who was your last kiss?

(answer redacted) // :/ someone should kiss me so i can change this answer lmao

9) have you ever been stood up?

nope // nah

10) favorite ice cream flavor?

vanilla w/ vanilla oreos ok u need to underst a n d // this hasn’t changed i haven’t had this particular ice cream in a long time but i still stand by it

11) have you been to las vegas?

nahh // nope

12) your favorite pair of shoes?

idk i have these black ones i wear everywhere lol // i have a pair of white sneakers that i refuse to stop wearing now

13) honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other?

i wouldnt even consider it. // no bc i’m not a piece of shit lmao?

14) what is your favorite fruit?

hmmm…. pineapple orrr…. strawberries but only if they’re the really good kind like they have to be perfect // pineapple!!

15) have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? if possible?

….. ye s… yes. // in the past apparently so but thinking about it now nah lol

16) are you into hookups? short or long term relationships?

hookups arent my thing eh i prefer long term relationships altho i cant really say ive been in a “long” term relationship pffff // i don’t think hookups will ever be my thing, emotionally long term relationships are what i’m here for but i’m also a Very Impulsive Person so i cant tell you if this will stay a fact :’)

17) do you smoke? if so, what?

nope dont wanna // no thanks

18) what do you do to get over your anger?

usually talk to people or shout into word // i have to vent about it to someone probably a thousand times even months or years after it happens tbh

19) do you believe in god?

nahh // nah

20) does the person you’re in love with know it?

i aint in love with anyone rn so no? // i’m not in love with anyone.

21) favorite position?

………….. for w hat………. // oh honey lmfao... N/A

22) what’s your horoscope sign?

virgo/ox ovob // Virgo/sun, Aries/moon, Libra/rising and Cancer/midheaven

23) your fears?

literally everything i already named a few so ill name some others… ghh anything in… the ocean or lakes and stuff frightens me and i really dont know why bu tlike…. fish and crabs and jellyfish and seaweed cuz it’s evil and stu f f basically anything that’s not a mammal or turtles or penguins…. lo l im a baby // uncertainty is a big fear of mine and also people being mad at me lmao... as far as physical fears though i have debilitating fears of almost all insects/arachnids and lobsters/shrimp/crawfish :^)))))

24) how many pets do you have? what kind?

two cats and a dog!! // one cat one dog

25) what never fails to turn you on?

i dunno,,/////// // lol neck biting/kissing oof

26) your idea of a perfect first date?

im okay with mostly anything i just really like spending time with the person ; v ; // i’ve never really had an answer for this? thinking about dates has always made me so anxious for whatever reason but i’ll be happy to just spend time with them doing whatever honestly, i’m a super indecisive person aha

27) what is something most people don’t know about you?

i dont really know tbh lmfao // i’ve considered in the past looking into mental conditions (anxiety/bpd/etc) to see if i might have one or two but i never want to say anything about it because i don’t want to self-diagnose anything.

28) what makes you feel the happiest?

nice weather and nice conversations w/ best people u//v//u // nice weather and hanging out with people who are fun and easy to talk to

29) what store do you shop at most often?

does….. arda wigs count or… // does arda wigs still count bc mood lmao but truthfully now it’s probably target

30) how do you feel about oral? giving and/or receiving?

kkdkjsfkjkjfj??fsfj/// go for i t??? i have no problems with i t??? i dont think ill ever be willing to put a dick in my mouth though // these random sexual questions thrown in here are something aren’t they lmao. not going to disclose much but i will stand by the fact that i will not put a dick in my mouth lo l

31) do you believe in karma?

sometimes ye // i believe that people will eventually get what’s coming to them but i don’t believe in karma as a solid concept if that makes sense? like i don’t think it’s guaranteed

32) are you single?

yup yup // yeah it’s been wild lmao

33) do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize?

i think being sincere is the best way to apologize– if you truly mean it the person will know. you dont need to buy your forgiveness. // the best way to apologize is just to apologize sincerely and change your behavior if it’s applicable.

34) are you a good swimmer?

ehh??? im ok i guess– i took swimming lessons as a kid but i havent done legit swimming ever since then lmao,, ive always been best at the backstroke tho yea // i mean i have the ability to swim but i’m not olympic-worthy or anything lmao

35) coffee or tea?

ehhh im not big on either tbh // chocolate milk and you can fight me

36) online shopping or shopping in person?

depends what your shopping for i guess?? online is more relaxed i guess // online probably because shopping in person Gives Me Anxiety

37) would you rather be older or younger than your current age?

ehhh im happy where i am tbh // older

38) cats or dogs?

do not make me choose // cats and dogs* there i fixed it for you

39) are you a competitive person?

ahaa,,,,, oh god yeah,, // OOF yeah

40) do you believe in aliens?

i believe there’s life on other planets somewhere?? so i guess?? // i believe in aliens in the sense that there’s no way we are the only living life forms in the universe but not in the science-fiction way you feel me

41) do you like dancing?

i do but i suck at it lmao // i do but i: A- suck, and B- have no stamina

42) what kind of music to you listen to?

nearly everything tbh // i’m not picky when it comes to music but imma be real w u. almost all of the music on my phone is kpop. seventeen is my favorite group along with astro, and i also enjoy super junior, shinee, red velvet, etc among so many others,,, im pretty wide spread !

43) what is your favorite cartoon character?

i will never be able to pick just one // i’ll literally never be able to answer this

44) where are you from?

philadelphia uvu // philly!

45) eat at home or eat out?

hmmm at home. // at home

46) how much more social are you when you’re drunk?

i never plan on being drunk tyvm // i’ve never consumed alcohol in my life and to be Quite Fucking Honest i want nothing to do with it

47) what was the last thing you bought for yourself?

bracelets ! ; u ; // uh... excluding food and music... earrings i think

48) why do you think your followers follow you?

uhhhhhhh lmfao i have no idea i think… a good amount are for my cosplays at least?? or id like to think so lmfao but i really dont know pfft // my followers have just accumulated and hung around over the years... i know i gained a good amount from my snk days as arlert-the-troops and then through my haikyuu phase, whether it was for my cosplay or other posts that i made... whenever someone follows me now im not entirely sure what its for but i appreciate everyone who’s stuck around!

49) how many hours do you sleep at night?

it’s never regular man // 6-9 (lol) hours is pretty normal for me

50) what worries you most about the future?

everything tbh // the future as a concept worries me lol

#useless shouting #journal crap #sorry for so many personal posts lately ive been having fun with them lmfao

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zecretsanta · 7 years ago

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(For the Holidays You Can’t Beat) Home Sweet Home

To: @hardcoreprince

From: @pomegranate-belle

This was some of the fluffiest fluff I have written all year and I hope you like it! Happy holidays!

Ao3

It was 9:23am when Carlos heard the knock on his apartment door. He had been cleaning and gathering ingredients since 7:15 in preparation for that knock, and although two hours and fifteen minutes had certainly seemed like plenty of time at the start of it, the truth was that he was still trying to get everything organized.

With an unopened bag of flour still tucked beneath his left arm, Carlos tugged open the door to reveal Junpei and Akane, both of their faces flushed adorably from the cold. He smiled.

“Hey, guys.”

“Hi Carlos!” Akane chirped.

“Hey,” greeted Junpei with a crooked grin.

“You know, my place is pretty far for you two,” Carlos pointed out, quirking a brow as he leaned against the doorjamb. “Why did we do this here and not at one of your apartments, again?”

“Think of it like… A test run!” Akane said pleasantly, her arms piled high with bags of Hershey kisses.

Carlos laughed.

“What, so if you guys like my kitchen enough you’ll finally move in with me?” he joked as he held the door open for her.

“Pretty much,” agreed Junpei, sweeping past with a massive bowl of chilled cookie dough cradled to his chest.

A glance out at the street revealed that Junpei’s junky red car was still stuffed to bursting with baking supplies. And so, after dropping his sack of flour onto the kitchen table and dropping a kiss on each of his partners’ foreheads, Carlos headed down to the car to help transfer things to his kitchen. Even with all three of them, it took two round trips to get everything. The kitchen was overtaken, and the less messy ingredients like bagged candy, pretzels, and nuts were tossed onto Carlos’s bed to make room. Then the three of them washed their hands carefully.

“You couldn’t convince Maria to join us?” Akane asked as she cleared a space on the table to roll out cookie dough.

Carlos shook his head.

“No. Apparently the Klim family is doing a little holiday baking today too, and Phi invited her over. Can’t compete with that,” he explained with a wink.

“Are they actually dating yet, or are they still fucking around ‘not labeling things’?” wondered Junpei.

“Between you and me, I think Phi might ask her out today,” Carlos said. “With any luck. I’m sure we can trust Sigma to be pushy and embarrassing in our place.”

Then he picked up his bag of flour from before and opened it and began ladling flour onto the table with a measuring cup. Junpei pulled the cookie dough out of Carlos’s fridge and began peeling off the Saran wrap covering it. Meanwhile, Akane dug through one of the boxes and produced a plastic bag of metal cookie cutters.

She unsealed the bag and dumped them on a corner of the table that wasn’t covered in flour.

“That’s quite the collection,” Carlos noted, sifting through the pile. “Bells, wreaths, snowflakes… Are these gingerbread people?”

Side-by -side sat two vaguely humanoid cookie cutters, one of which seemed to be wearing a dress.

“It’ll be great!” Akane enthused. “We can make little cookie people that look like us!” “I dunno,” said Junpei, studying the cookie cutter critically. “Don’t you think it’s a little disingenuous to make gingerbread people out of sugar cookie dough?”

“What I think is that you two are putting way too much thought into this,” Carlos said with a laugh.

That seemed to end the discussion. With the cookie dough unwrapped, Junpei went to lift it out and onto the table, but when he tried to release it globs stuck stubbornly to his palms.

“Ah, jeez, just—!”

Junpei flailed his hands, trying to shake the dough off.

“And that’s why we use flour, Jumpy,” Akane said primly, her palms already caked in a layer of it.

She carefully took the majority of the dough out of his hands. Though the dough didn’t come off onto her palms in big chunks like it had for Junpei, it still seemed to want to stick to her. Carlos dipped up another half-cup of flour and sprinkled it over the dough. Akane shot him a grateful smile. After coating the rolling pin in flour too, Akane began rolling out the cookie dough.

“Why don’t you two work on the cookies while I start some of the other things?” Carlos suggested.

Then he detoured into his rooms to grab two bags of pretzel rings and two bags of Hershey kisses. While Akane and Junpei cut out sugar cookies and placed them on baking sheets, Carlos set to work filling another with pretzel rings in careful rows. Then he unwrapped the Hershey kisses and set each one in the center of a pretzel. Almost the moment he had filled the tray, the oven dinged to alert him it was preheated.

Popping on a pair of oven mitts, Carlos slid his tray and one of the trays of cookies into the oven. When he turned back to start filling another tray with chocolate and pretzels, he caught sight of a head of brown hair coated liberally in white.

“Junpei,” Carlos said with a fond sigh, “you’ve got flour in your hair.”

“Ughhhh! It’s not my fault it gets everywhere!” complained Junpei, trying and failing to brush it out with his equally floury hand.

After a few seconds of his flailing, Carlos finally took pity on his boyfriend and, from his higher vantage point, ruffled Junpei’s hair until all the flour was out – or at least, as much as would be dislodged without a shower. There was still a faint stain of whiteness in his hair that reminded Carlos of snowflakes.

Smiling softly, Carlos set the microwave timer for two minutes and an egg timer for twenty, and set back to work filling a baking sheet. Two minutes later, the microwave beeped at him insistently and he turned it off, slipping on his oven mitts again.

“Could someone get the M&Ms?” he asked, pulling open the oven door.

“Got it!” cried Akane, wiping her floury hands on her jeans and leaving stark white handprints behind.

She hurried into the bedroom and returned, ripping off a corner of the M&M bag in her hands. Carlos slid the tray from the oven and held it out for Akane, who carefully pressed one M&M into the center of each melted Hershey’s kiss, squishing them flat and filling the small pretzel rings. After the final one was finished, before Carlos could turn away to set the pan on a cooling rack, Akane stretched up and pressed a kiss to the tip of his nose.

Despite himself, Carlos could feel his ears burn with heat at the unexpected kiss. He was comfortable with them, certainly, but having spent so much of his life single and not interested in more, he was still sometimes startled by such displays. While he was distracted, Akane drew a little heart on his cheek with the flour coating her finger. Then she danced away to do the same to Junpei, though he protested halfheartedly while cutting out a sleigh-shaped cookie.

Their morning continued in such a manner, filled with flour and silly kisses and the ding of timers, until at last the dough had all been used up. The chocolate pretzel rings were cooling on the counters, and Carlos was cooking a pot of caramel to coat their homemade Chex mix. Akane had rolled their dough for thumbprint cookies into evenly sized little balls.

It was only then, as Junpei went to gather supplies to mix up frosting for the cookies, that they realized something was missing.

“We forgot the powdered sugar?” groaned Junpei. “No way, I double-checked everything!”

“I don’t have any in the house either,” Carlos added sheepishly from the stove. “And with this much cooking at once I don’t know if we can afford to send someone out to buy more without burning something.”

The three of them fell silent.

“Two choices lie before us,” Akane said solemnly, her eyes closed, though neither of her boyfriends knew if she was truly consulting the morphogenetic field or not. “We could call Aoi for help and potentially invite disaster, or we could not call for help, in which case we will definitely invite disaster.”

Junpei and Carlos glanced at each other, and then back at Akane.

“Uh… I’m going to go with my gut and pick potential disaster over certain disaster,” Carlos replied.

“Ditto,” agreed Junpei.

Akane’s shoulders slumped.

Ten minutes and one embarrassing phone call later, there was a knock on Carlos’s front door.

But when Junpei opened it, instead of Aoi Kurashiki, in through the door stepped Santa Claus with a gray Wal-Mart sack slung over his shoulder.

“Uhhhhhhh…”

Junpei glanced from the Santa Claus in the doorway back to Akane and Carlos to see if they were seeing what he was. By their expressions, they were.

“I heard there was a good little girl around here who needed some baking supplies?” the red-clad stranger asked in a false-deep voice, and Junpei realized that they weren’t dealing with Santa Claus at all, but another Santa entirely.

There was a smack, and Junpei’s eyes darted to Akane again to find her hand pressed to her forehead.

“Ugh, please tell me you didn’t go to the grocery store dressed like that,” she muttered.

Aoi smirked back, though his sister wasn’t even looking at him.

“How else would I go?”

“It’s December fifth, Aoi!”

“I think you mean Christmas fifth,” he retorted, handing off his shopping bag to Carlos.

The bag was rifled through quickly to make sure it contained what they needed, and then set in the kitchen. Instead of rejoining the group, though, Carlos moved past them into his bedroom.

“I do not mean Christmas fifth,” Akane complained, making her way back into the kitchen with Aoi and Junpei on her heels. “Why do you have to be so embarrassing? I’m grown up now, you don’t have to pretend to be Santa anymore, you weirdo.”

“You know, Akane,” said Aoi, “insulting Santa Claus is a good way to get coal in your stocking. You might have to shift to a different timeline to get any presents.”

“How about I shift to a timeline where you’re not so annoying?” Akane huffed.

“Good luck finding one.”

Aoi and Junpei startled at having spoken in unison, then shared a quick fistbump. Akane groaned piteously.

“Please just take the beard off,” she said to Aoi. “I’m begging you. God is begging you. The entire morphogenetic field is begging you.”

“It’s not in the spirit of Christmas to ask Santa to take off his beard.”

“Aoi…!”

“No, no,” he protested. “Call me Santa!”

“You are the worst!”

Aoi planted his hands on his hips.

“If I was the worst, would I have brought you that powdered sugar you needed?” he asked, taunting his sister by shaking his head to wave his fake beard at her.

Akane puffed her cheeks out angrily. And then she shoved him.

“Whoa—!”

Aoi toppled backwards with a yelp.

Luckily for him, Carlos stepped back into the kitchen just in time to catch him under the arms.

“Hi Carlos,” Aoi said, looking up at Carlos with a grin that even the floofy fake beard couldn’t hide.

“Hey!” Akane protested. “No flirting with my boyfriends! I never flirt with your dates!”

Aoi didn’t deign to give that claim a verbal response. Instead, he leveled Akane with the flattest stare he could manage while wearing a Santa costume and still half-draped against Carlos. Akane glanced away, and had the decency to look a bit ashamed of herself.

A loud beep filled the kitchen.

“That was one time,” she muttered, turning back to get the paper bag of caramel Chex mix out of the microwave. “And she was really cute.”

Akane shook the bag violently, pretending it was her brother. Setting Aoi upright, Carlos cleared his throat and placed the bag of pecans he’d gone to get on the counter. As he did, his eyes glanced over the microwave’s digital clock, and he did a double-take. It read 1:03pm.

“It’s that late already?” he murmured.

Then Junpei was at his shoulder looking too.

“No wonder I’m starving. We should break for lunch.”

On cue, Akane and Aoi’s stomachs growled loudly. Junpei laughed.

“Want to join us for lunch, Aoi?” offered Carlos.

He shrugged in response.

“What’re you guys having?” he asked.

A glance around the kitchen told them all that, whatever it was, it wouldn’t be homemade.

“We can just order something from that burger place downtown,” suggested Junpei. “Cheap, quick, convenient. I don’t really care as long as I get food.”

“Oh, I want their crispy chicken sandwich!” Akane said. “But no tomato. And a small order of French fries?”

“They got wraps there, right? I’ll just take one of those with chicken in it, I guess,” Aoi added.

“Double cheeseburger and fries,” said Junpei.

Carlos nodded, rubbing his chin.

“They still have that burger with the swiss cheese and the mushrooms, don’t they? That sounds good to me, so I guess we’re all in agreement. But who should go order?”

“I’ll go get it, you lovebirds keep cooking,” Aoi insisted.

“No!” Akane raced past him and blocked the door, her arms spread wide. “No way! You’re not going out there dressed like that again!”

“And are you going to stop me, little sister?”

“Yes!”

The argument only devolved from there, into childish insults and mocking nicknames. Junpei watched with interest, nibbling on a leftover pretzel stick that hadn’t made it into the Chex mix. He didn’t seem to be in any hurry to intervene. Which, Carlos realized, meant it was up to him.

“I’ll go,” he said, then louder when the bickering siblings didn’t hear him. “Hey! I’ll go.”

“I will take the ring to Mordor,” Junpei stage-whispered in falsetto.

Carlos bit his lip to cover up a smile.

“Seriously. I’ll get the food, you two,” he said, placing a hand on each of the Kurashikis’ shoulders. “Just keep going with the thumbprint cookies for me, alright?”

Twenty minutes of work later, the caramel Chex mix was drying on wax paper, the small batch of thumbprint cookies had all been baked and thumbprinted, and the chocolate pretzel rings were boxed up in the fridge. Aoi had just finished pulling a tray of sugar cookies out of the oven when Carlos returned with a huge paper bag in his arms.

“Sorry I took so long,” he apologized. “The line was huge.”

“Just gimme the food,” Junpei replied, making grabby hands.

Aoi stripped off the Santa Claus beard at last, so he didn’t end up getting food in it.

“Let’s see…” said Carlos, digging through the massive paper sack and pulling out meals. “A crispy chicken sandwich for Akane, hold the tomato. A double cheeseburger for Junpei. A chicken salad wrap for Aoi… And a mushroom swiss burger for me.”

Akane went up on her tiptoes, peering into the bag.

“And one, two, three orders of fries,” she counted, pulling out her own little box of French fries. “That’s everything.”

Satisfied that everything was as it should be, they settled in to eat.

“Trade you a bite of my sandwich for a bite of yours,” Akane bartered five minutes into lunch, holding out her half-eaten chicken sandwich.

“Tempting,” Junpei replied sarcastically. “Unfortunately, I am already too… Chicken.”

The pun, paired with Junpei’s deadpan expression, caught Carlos so off guard that he snorted soda up his nose and started coughing.

Thankfully that was the only mishap, and once they had all finished eating and thrown their trash in the garbage can, Akane lugged Carlos’s mixer onto the table and started mixing up the frosting. It took several adjustments to get the balance of powdered sugar and milk right for the perfect frosting consistency, but in the end everyone was satisfied with it.

“And now,” declared Akane as she lifted the spatula in the air, “we frost!”

“What colors should we do?” Carlos asked.

“We have to have red and green!”

“Blue,” suggested Junpei, digging through the tiny box of food coloring for Akane’s picks and his own. “And yellow.”

“White,” Aoi said. “You should just leave some plain.”

Carlos nodded, accepting the little bottles from Junpei.

“And what about brown?” he asked.

The other three paused, and then looked at him with equally skeptical expressions.

“Who wants to eat brown frosting?” Junpei demanded, sticking out his tongue.

“But, you know it… I mean… For reindeer and tree trunks and stuff…?” fumbled Carlos.

Akane squinted at him. There was definitely something weird… Carlos could be a hell of an actor, but he also wasn’t good at keeping secrets from the people closest to him. What kind of secret he could have involving the color of frosting was beyond her, but something told her it would be a good surprise so she didn’t ruin it by trying to take a glance downstream in the timeline.

“That makes sense!” she chirped instead.

There was no brown food coloring, of course, so in the end they mixed a few different colors to get it. Carlos was oddly specific about the shade he wanted, and Akane reminded herself very firmly not to cheat with her ESPer powers.

Once five bowls of frosting had been mixed with color and the sixth left plain, Carlos rummaged around in his lower cupboards and pulled out a box filled with white piping bags, plastic rings, and metal tips. Quickly and efficiently, Carlos fitted six bags with the icing tips and secured them with the plastic couplers.

“Wait, you actually have piping bags?” Junpei asked. “What are you, a cooking channel chef?”

“How do you think I frosted Maria’s birthday cake?” retorted Carlos, spooning a glop of red frosting into the bag.

“Uh, I thought you bought it, like a normal person.”

Nonetheless, Junpei pitched in by filling another bag with green frosting. Akane grabbed a spoon and helped out with blue, while Aoi, predictably, filled another piping bag with white frosting. With all four of them working, all six colors were soon bagged and ready to frost with.

“Gonna help us frost cookies, Santa?” Junpei asked with a smirk.

Aoi snorted.

“No way in hell, I’m out. Santa eats cookies, he doesn’t make ‘em. I did my part and now I’m gonna go home and hibernate.”

With a quick half-hug around Akane’s shoulders and a wave for her boyfriends, Aoi was out the door with his Santa Claus beard in hand.

“I’d file that under not-disaster, I think,” Carlos said optimistically.

Akane gave an irritated huff, but made no verbal protest. Then she, Junpei, and Carlos sat down to begin frosting the sugar cookies.

Only a few minutes in, it was clear that the task would not be as easy as it sounded.

“Will it just…! Oh, come on!” Akane muttered, swiping another glob of yellow frosting off the tip of the icing bag with a finger after it refused to stick to the cookie.

Moodily, she stuck the finger in her mouth and ate the frosting off so it didn’t go to waste or make a mess. Junpei, sitting across from her, wasn’t doing much better. But instead of trying to get his designs as pretty as possible like Akane, he had embraced his lack of icing skill and just scribbled lines of blue across several of the cookies nearest him. Carlos, of course, was completely in his element, which Akane found particularly unfair. Still, even he had to occasionally scrape clumping frosting off the tip of his piping bag.

“We definitely made too many cookies,” Junpei groaned after a full hour, massaging his cramping hand. “We’ll never finish frosting them all.”

“If you need a break, you could take the red and start filling the thumbprints,” suggested Carlos. “The red frosting is kind of thin,” he gestured at the cookies with red frosting oozing off them and onto the plastic tablecloth, “so it should be the easiest to use.”

With a worn-out sigh, Junpei got to his feet and picked up the piping bag with the red frosting. But he didn’t complain as he started to fill the divots in the pecan-speckled cookies – Carlos had been right, it was easier. His fingers were still sore from trying to squeeze the blue frosting onto the sugar cookies earlier, but the ache started to ebb. And standing at the counter with the cooling rack full of thumbprint cookies gave him the perfect vantage for looking at his boyfriend and girlfriend. Akane, who faced him straight on, had a cute and familiar concentrated look on her face, the tip of her tongue peeking out of the corner of her mouth. And from the side he got a view of Carlos’s forearms, bared by his rolled-up sleeves and flexing as he worked. Junpei grinned.

Ok, he thought, maybe this was worth a little ache in his hands.

It didn’t take long to finish up with the thumbprint cookies, and Junpei settled back down between Carlos and Akane and dutifully continued frosting sugar cookies.

The next time any of them looked at a clock, it was after 7:00pm.

Carlos sighed, leaning back from the table.

“We should eat supper,” he murmured.

“Ehh, I’m not really hungry,” Junpei admitted.

“Me either,” said Akane. “I guess we’ve been snacking all evening, so…”

In truth, they all just wanted to be done. Seeming to realize this, everyone returned to frosting – this time with a little less creativity and finesse. Carlos even ate a few unfrosted cookies as he worked just to trim down the number they had to finish.

When the final cookie, a bell, was frosted, all three let out a sigh of relief and stood to stretch.

“That… Was a lot of cookies,” Junpei sighed.

Carlos nodded in agreement.

“Maybe next year we only need a half batch of dough.”

“But we did such a good job!” offered Akane. “We should at least take some time to admire them and show each other our favorites.”

Junpei smiled indulgently, leaning back into Carlos’s chest as the blond slung an arm around his shoulders.

“Why don’t you go first then, Kanny? Since it’s your idea.”

Akane gestured to a small forest of green tree cookies in one corner of the table, covered in red and blue garlands and yellow stars.

“Look how good they got!” she said proudly.

“That’s really something,” agreed Junpei, looking impressed.

“Yeah, they’re great!” Carlos said with a smile. “You picked up icing pretty quick, Akane.”

She beamed at them both.

“How about you, Jumpy?”

In reply, he leaned forward and pulled out a cookie from the lineup with a flourish. It was splattered with blue and white frosting in a seemingly random pattern.

“Uh… What is that?” Akane wondered.

“It’s a Funyarinpa, Kanny,” Junpei explained impatiently.

Akane squinted and tilted her head, trying to find any familiarity in the scribbles of icing.

“If you say so Jumpy,” she said at last.

“I think I can see it,” Carlos told them. “It looks good, Junpei. The frosting is really even.”

They all stared down at the Funyarinpa cookie for a few more seconds, thoughtfully.

“And which ones are your favorites, Carlos?” asked Akane.

At that, he moved closer to the table, blocking the cookies from view. After a little bit of shuffling, Carlos stepped out of the way to show the other two.

“Taadaa?” he said with a shrug, splaying his hands.

“Ohhhh, Carlos, they’re so cute!” exclaimed Akane, clapping and bouncing on her toes.

There, in a line, sat three gingerbread-person sugar cookies, carefully frosted. The first had several streaks of brown hair and a grumpy face; it wore a red shirt with a blue vest and blue pants. The second cookie-person was the kind wearing a dress. It also had brown hair, though it fell over the front of its little cookie shoulder in a ponytail, and its face was neutral, almost thoughtful. It wore a white dress with a brown belt, and blue pants underneath. The last cookie had yellow hair, a smiling face, and a simple green shirt with blue pants.

“Of course you blew the rest of us out of the water,” Junpei scoffed, but he was smiling too.

Together they packed up all the cookies into Tupperware and put them into the fridge so they wouldn’t get stale, then bagged the Chex mix. Though there were still plenty of baking supplies and tools scattered around, the kitchen looked kind of empty without the results of their work laid out everywhere.

The glowing numbers on the microwave clock told them it was 9:35pm.

“You can go, if you want to,” Carlos said, suddenly a little hesitant. “I’ll clean this up in the morning, it shouldn’t take too long, so you don’t have to stay if—”

“There’s no way in hell I’m driving home tonight,” Junpei declared.

And so, with floury stains all over their clothes and hands tinted by smears of colorful frosting, the three of them piled into Carlos’s bed for a good night’s sleep.

“… Love you,” Carlos said quietly, in lieu of a goodnight.

A soft yawn filled the air.

“We’re gonna move in,” Akane answered.

“Mmm,” agreed Junpei. “Yeah. But you have to cook breakfast. That’s what firefighters do.”

Too tired to laugh fully, Carlos just let out an amused whuff of air, smiling.

“It’s a deal.”

#zero escape #zero time dilemma #pomegranate-belle #hardcoreprince #akane/carlos/junpei #submission #zecret santa 2017

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companionwolf · 7 years ago

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Tagged by @isistheirritatedmutantiguana ♥️ 1.) Nicknames: Wolf, Wolfy, 'kiddo', Wolfheart, CW, C-Wolf, Comp 2.) Gender: dead inside (actually it's gender neutral) 3.) Star sign: Sagittarius 4.) Height: smol af 5.) Time: 3:46 PM 6.) Birthday: November 25 7.) Favorite bands: Uhhhhhhh. What's a band. I kid. Um. Anti-Flag, Ramshackle Glory, probably others I can't recall. 8.) Favorite solo artists: CHVRCHES, Porter Robinson. 9.) Song stuck in head: That one song that goes "I'm a rebel just for kicks now"; the fuckin chorus is stuck here 10.) Last movie watched: I haven't watched a movie in seven years. Memory? What's that?  11.) Last show watched: Probably some nature documentary. 12.) When did you create this blog? 2013, or 2014. One of those. 13.) What do I post? Video games, shit posts, and Personal Bullshit.  14.) Last thing I Googled: Uhhh...probably lyrics to some song. 15.) Do you have other blogs: A private mental health blog and a private vent blog. 16.) Do you get asks?: sometimes. I appreciate all of them ♥️ 17.) Why did you choose your Url: Was in my portal phase, and got inspired by a old LupisVulpes video (cause they drew a actual companion cube wolf once). 18.) Following: 800????? Who knows. 19.) Followers: 725???? Who the fuck are you people. Where did you come from. How many of you are bots.  20.) Favorite colors: Blue and orange. 21.) Average hours of sleep: Nowadays it's about 7-8 if I fall asleep fast. Idk if this counts the fact j am literally asleep most of the school day. 22.) Lucky number: 13! 23.) Instruments: Learning guitar and I wanna try ukulele.  24.) What am i wearing: Hoodie, old shorts, NFTY t shirt, tennis shoes.! 25.) How many blankets i sleep with: Recently, zero. Too Hot.  26.) Dream job: Author, copy editor, computer engineer, or someone who helps do research into trauma and PTSD (so a psych background but not actually workin w patients).  27.) Dream trip: A road trip to visit all my tumblr friends.  28.) Favorite food: Chocolate and tomatoes. But not together.  29.) Nationality: American. 30.) Favorite song now: Ummmmm. I don't know actually. I've been feeling Community by Stick and Poke a while. Tagging: @trbl-will-find-me @comeonandsam aaaaaaand @doe-in-headlights (Anyone else who wants to can too!)

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess · 7 years ago

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…are you joking

no one on this earth wants to know that much about me

you asked for it:

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

The intention is always more cereal than milk, and yet… it always ends up being the opposite.

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

…as an Australian, NO

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

Heh, what DON’t I use?

Receipts, assignments, old documents, letters, other books, string, anything i can lean it against and hold it open with, etc.

even the odd obliging cat’s paw for a few minutes

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

~I drink neither, I am boring like that~

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

Yeah, I’m aware of how fucking ridiculous I look when I smile, and my non-perfect teeth.

6: do you keep plants?

not currently, but I used to have sunflowers and such

7: do you name your plants?

not usually, which is odd bc i name literally everything else

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

~writing~

words are easy

have tried painting and drawing but i’m just so shithouse at it

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

Y~E~S

all the time

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

All, depends on the day really.

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

Well, a few years back for some reason some irl friends and I would randomly start singing the Narwhals Narwhals song, or reply ‘the dirt is gone!’ after anyone said ‘Bam!’

but recently? online? uhhhhhhh… well, i send shitty mouse-drawn-in-Paint pics to the ever-patient camiluna27 and she finds polite things to say about them… which is our little joke

12: what’s your favorite planet?

Like my favourite Sailor Scout, it’s Jupiter.

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

Our foster puppy is coming today

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

it wouldn’t matter what it looked like, we’d make it work even if our only furniture was a minifridge and a beanbag… sharing the chores, watching stupid shit at night, complaining or joking with each other, etc.

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

It takes 230 million years for our solar system to make a single orbit around the Milky Way.

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?

Tuna Mornay (? never been sure how it’s spelled tbh)

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

BLUE

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

my brain is blanking, and yet last night i know i was recalling something really stupid…

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

Nah, i just shitpost my angst or delight onto this site…

20: what’s your favourite eye color?

I have no preference for eye colour.

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

Oh, I got this shoulder bag thing from The Harry Potter Experience when it came to Australia… it’s half-covered in an ever-changing bunch of badges (keep losing and finding them/getting new ones). it’s been left in the sun, saturated, pelted with hail as i ran for cover, etc.

22: are you a morning person?

I never used to be… but since the antidepressants, i’m finding mornings way easier.

23: what’s your favourite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

mess about on the computer, usually

video games or writing something, or chatting with people i can no longer see physically/it would be super expensive to meet irl

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

yeah, a few

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?

???? who in the hell is breaking into enough places to have a top ten list?

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

Heh, I just have a handful of cheap-ass shoes I got from Big W a few years ago and I get cheap insert things to keep them alive. I randomly put on any pair i can find, whether they match the outfit or not… what other choice do you have with big lady feet and soft skin?

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?

Fruity

28: sunrise or sunset?

Sunset.

Sunrise means I’ve been awake too long and have Fucked Up ™

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

not to bring her up consistently, but camiluna27 literally drew fanart of one of my fanfics (the first ever??? holy shit) and I was so goddamn flattered I almost couldn’t believe it… someone liked my trash and DREW SOMETHING?

such talent. much love. so excite. wow.

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

Pfft, yeah, probably.

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

Socks are good.

I am making a sock right now, in viking fashion, it looks ridiculous.

Sleep? In winter, sometimes.

MISMATCHED SOCKS WERE A GODDAMN FASHION STATEMENT AT SCHOOL HELL YEAH

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

Well there were two funny things.

the first one was this massive sleepover party, and the minute the lights went off with all these adolescents sardined on the floor (teens but like, everyone was just chilling nothing nsfw happening), the marshmallow war began

it’s 3am and people are being PELTED with the goddamn things in the dark it was chaos.

the other time, i’d gone to a party thing, put up a tent to stay over like the others and this other girl at the party i’d just befriended (along with her highly anxious friend i managed to calm down) was not sure how to get home and i’m like… stay in my tent i have space it’s chill

we’re sleeping in jeans bc that seemed like a good idea at the time (it was NOT)

everyone’s STARVING. like, no real FOOD was at this party (New Years party?) we had chips and softdrink and that was it… and i dunno if you know this, but no amount of like, chicken-flavoured chips will fill up the aching hollow in your stomach for Real Food

so we’re talking bc we’re awake, relative strangers who are starving together in a tent they’re intending to share the night in, and we get on to SUPERNATURAL

i loved the show still it wasn’t the disaster it became, yet… and she admits that the S1 episode with the Wendigo freaked her out… and i’m like, hah, yeah, glad we’re not in a tent with woods around, huh? bc i am an asshole… that was pretty much where we were

and around the same time, the free-roaming chickens on the property are slowly moving past and making satanic noises, freaking her out more so i changed the topic to calm things down… but then, later on (waaaaaaaaay too early in the morning bc some of us had to pee early and it was Effort™ ) i get back to the tent to find a Chicken. In. The Tent.

looking at me like *I* was being the asshole here for intruding on her rest.

the other chick-a-dee is sleeping and im thinking ‘well fuck she’ll freak if the chicken’s randomly there when she wakes… and i try to subtly get the chicken out, and if you know chickens… you can understand how i failed

it was hilarious, and disastrous.

33: what’s your fave pastry?

don’t know, really

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

Oh! I still have them.

There’s two, one called (creatively) Teddy, who wore a yellow onesie the Parental Unit made for him. My fondest memory of him was this time in kindy where we took our teddies in bc it was ‘Teddy Bear Picnic Day’, and during naptime, the teachers took the teddies and hid them around the playground…

We had to find them when we woke up.

Teddy had one foot in the top of the fence and looked like he was trying to leave/escape… i told the Parental Unit this story a thousand times over the years, the poor bugger.

The other one was made for me, after Parental Unit had a dream i’d be a girl. Her name is Heidi (you know, after the song? ‘Heidi, Heidi, Heidi ho, the elephant walks oh so slow’), she’s a pink elephant in a tutu and lovely and she and ted are hella safe for now.

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

I do like them, and when i get a special pen i use it for EVERYTHING, then flounder to find a basic pen when it runs dry

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?

I don’t know, i’m not really feeling anything.

What’s that song that’s just 3 minutes of silence?

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

>.> Messy

When it’s clean, it’s Clean ™

But when it’s messy… >.>

38: tell us about your pet peeves!

*unfurls list*

people who stand in the way and block entire corridors to chat with someone and there’s a public bench RIGHT THERE

capitalism

i can’t remember any others right now but i know there’s LOTS…

39: what colour do you wear the most?

Most of my outfits have black in them. We can pretend it’s slimming.

40: think of a piece of jewellery you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?

I have a dragon ring, my estranged godmother bought it for me from this massive local market we once went to, back in like 2007/2008?

I love it so much for some reason (not so much th godmother tbh, she’s a pain) and it’s mass-produced, but i love it… wear it almost everywhere

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?

Out of the Black Land by Kerry Greenwood

42: do you have a favourite coffee shop? describe it!

~nope~

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

Well, I looked up at them on the way inside the other night and pointed them out to the Parental Unit. They’re pretty stunning here, without city lights to obscure them.

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?

??????????????????? that’s a thing?

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

Perpetually, always.

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

I can’t, you’ll punish me.

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

that mayonnaise-peas pizza thing i just saw, WHY

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

I feared the wild animals in the dark when i was locked outside, and also feared Huntsman Spiders.

Today? the spiders and anything in the dark can square the fuck up, and fight my fear of disappointing everyone/failing

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

used to, but the CD player in the car broke… so now i just use the ipod/itunes

50: what’s an odd thing you collect?

…monster high dolls, hardy boys books, comic books

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh mind blank

52: what are your favourite memes of the year so far?

Cask of Amontillado and Joe Biden memes have been awesome

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

Rocky Horror? Good, interesting.

heathers? pulp fiction? no

beetlejuice? seemed a lot more exciting when i was little

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

our puppy

she’s learned the exact sad face to make when she wants someone to go outside and play ball

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

can’t think of anything overtly, honestly

unless you count ‘yeah i can use a swivel chair instead of a ladder’ and the inevitable falling through a bookcase

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

Honesty, Humour, Excitement and Communication/Connection, Creativity

When they energise, not drain

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

it has always been interesting, and it makes you feel dramatic…

i can neither confirm nor deny…

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

no idea

59: what’s your favourite myth?

define myth

like ‘mermaids are a thing’, or ‘that time a god did _____’ or like, ‘swimming right after eating can give you stomach cramps’?

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

used to

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?

uhhhhhhhh literally any fanfic i give as a gift, is stupid

i got two little plastic dicks as a joke gift from someone as a secret santa thing (another time i got a $2 piece of trash bag thing the size of my hand that broke the second i touched it, and i was rather upset)

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

no, but my fave juice is apple blackcurrant or tropical

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

well, depends, i try to keep the series together and stuff, but mostly it’s ‘if it fits, it sits’ in the bookshelf

64: what colour is the sky where you are right now?

obscenely blue, like, you’d think it was computer generated blue

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

Yeah

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

…something with blue flowers, but let’s be real, the chance to wear a flower crown would be amazing even if they were all corpse flowers

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

they are otherworldy and beautiful, they have a different energy to sunny days

68: what’s winter like where you live?

Cold. Stubbornly wearing shorts and tank tops claiming you’re not cold. putting four layers on the bed bc what. the. FUCK.

69: what are your favourite board games?

Cluedo, Monopoly

70: have you ever used a ouija board?

Nah, that seems like a terrible idea. I refuse to be That White Girl™ who invites demons in…

71: what’s your favourite kind of tea?

Mortali-tea

Nah, none, i don’t drink tea or coffee, i am BORING.

I am the Beige of people, beverage-wise.

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?

Sometimes. Esp. recently, I find noting it down helps, but usually I remember more than i assume i will.

73: what are some of your worst habits?

Lazy/procrastinate, eats stupid shit I SHOULD NOT BC I AM FAT AS FUCK, overthinks, boring.

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

amazingly talented, fun, incredibly aesthetically pleasing, open, understanding, brilliant and a pleasure to interact with.

75: tell us about your pets!

Okay, so we have four cats and a doggo.

The two oldest cats are sisters, aged 11; very loving but also tiny murder machines so they’re inside mostly.

Two youngest half-siblings, aged 7; one is the perpetual kitten who loves affection, the other is a slinky boi who comes to you if he wants love, and not before (adores my sibling tho, their bond is strong).

Doggo is the baby, she’s 3 i think? Always energetic.

+ a foster puppy we just got today, just now, and she’s fuckin’ adorable but like, a massive ball of energy.

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?

cleaning

77: pink or yellow lemonade?

PINK hell yeah

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

HATE

i will fight ALL of them to the DEATH

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

Listened to me complaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

Also drew me art for no reason i mean, c’mon that’s so cute

80: what colour are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

Light blue, yep. loved it, and also it went with the underwater theme the family did

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

Amazing as orbs go.

82: are/were you good in school?

generally, shit at chemistry though (but then, if an entire class fails an exam, you don’t ask the students whose fault it is)

83: what’s some of your favorite album art?

uhhhh not sure

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

maybe dunno

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?

my dude, so many.

Batman, Nightwing, Wonder Woman, Teen Titans, The Titans, ElfQuest, Avengers, New Avengers, Saga, Hawkeye, uhhhhhhhhh, like, i have HEAPS...

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

i have no idea what that is

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

St Trinians, love that movie...

AVATAR

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

...good question, i have no idea what you’re asking

89: are you close to your parents?

The Parental Unit literally knows every facet of my being bc i can discuss anything with them. Even if we clash on ideologies or whatevs.

The Other One’s a violent stalker, so no, not that one.

90: talk about your one of you favourite cities.

I have been to like, Brisbane and Sydney... not a huge pool of cities to compare from. Uh, I like that there are so many comic book shops in brisbane tbh...

91: where do you plan on travelling this year?

Probs Brisbane.

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

Depends on the type of pasta, really.

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?

Plaits. Keeps it out of the way.

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

Sibling. I went all out with their gifts and am barely making it to monday... but it was worth it.

95: what are your plans for this weekend?

>get foster puppy

>chill/be boring bc you are the human equivalent of the colour beige

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

Procrastinate, mostly. ‘Restart required’ lol nope, you can wait...

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

ENTP, Gemini, Gryffindor

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

oh god no. Grade 9 they had this youth action program... sent us orienteering in the bush... up a mountain, down a moutain, through the fucking lantana six times because the boys in the class have the map and can’t fucking read it right but ‘girls can’t read maps so why would we give it to you’...

it was a goddamn disaster, but we survived. hated it, so much

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

Sia’s ‘The Greatest’, ‘Move Your Body’ and ‘Unstoppable’

‘This is Gospel’, ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’, ‘Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time’, and ‘Golden Days’ by Panic! at the Disco

‘Never Coming Back to Earth’ by Steve Aoki & Fall Out Boy

Most of the songs by Lindsey Stirling

‘Heroes’ by Generdyn

‘I Hope You Die In A Fire’

‘Wait For It’ and ‘History Has Its Eyes On You’ from HAMILTON

‘Assassin, Murder, Monster’ and ‘Chase the Morning’ from REPO! the Genetic Opera

‘The Beauty Underneath’ from Love Never Dies

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

I’d slam both at once and launch myself into a temporal paradox so i simultaneously never existed and also always existed therefore becoming a GOD...

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koikingu · 7 years ago

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every odd number, have fun!!

oh goodness thank you. ; u; a gr8 way to start the morning tbh~

1. Are looks important in a relationship?honestly? no not really. I mean yeah to become attracted to someone look would probably play an important roll, and I don’t mind getting super dolled up to impress a guy (and myself lmao) but when you’re actually in the relationship, I don’t think it’s crucial to look your best at all times. David says I could wake up with crusty ass eyes, a rat’s nest for hair, and dried drool on my cheek and he would still love me anyways. xD

3. Are you a virgin? no, I lost my virginity at 17.

5. Are you in love?I sure am!!! He’s honestly the sweetest man. And he loves me too. ~

7. Can you commit to one person?ofcourse I can, it honestly isn’t hard.cheating is one of the worse things a person can do to another person. :C but if we’re talking about like mutual open relationships thing, as much as I find them intriguing and I like the sounds of it and the idea of it, I’m too much of a jealous person honestly. ;_;

9. Describe your perfect mateDAVID. honestly enough said but, if it wasn’t david, someone whose intelligent but goofy. someone persistent and devoted, and someone super understanding of me and actually cares about what I think and can hold a conversation with my awkward ass xD

11. Do you ever want to get married?I do! But, I’m not ready for marriage just yet. Maybe in a few years. I was engaged to my exboyfriend of 5 years and I now I feel like, it’s a little too soon for me, especially because when something as long as 5 years that I thought was going to be forever had ended, it occurred to me that everything could end just like that, and I want to be cautious and not rush into things.

13. Do you get jealous easily?unfortunately, I do. It’s not my best quality. I get rather possessive and it’s kinda awkward, and extreme. But, it’s because I care so much. ;___;

15. Do you have any piercings?as of right now, no. I used to have my ears pierced in 3 different spots, and I used to have my nipples pierced, but I took them all out for no reason the last few years and I regret it.

17. Do you like kissing in public?Most times yes, as long as we aren’t the center of attention or in a spot that can be easily focused on. I was literally just talking about this with David the other day about how he’s so tall it would draw attention to us, and I don’t like being watched. ;A;

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?DAVID. or i would at least hope he does LOL.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?yepyepyep. cheating is stupid.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?I am in a relationship this year.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?nope. oh well.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?No.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?a lot actually even if its tears of joy

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?Mhm! 3 different guys, not at the same time though.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Yeah! I don’t know if I’ve ever romantically kissed someone younger than me.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?I mean kinda? xD they hated him for cheating on me and breaking up with me different times, but i still liked him anyways, but oh well now ‘cause i don’t like him anymore. c:

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?once upon a time lmao.

41. Have you had sex so far this year?!!! yes and it’s the best sex i’ve ever had lmao ; u;

43. How long was your longest relationship?5 years

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?one

47. How old are you?21! I turn 22 in october. c:

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?I have a lot of favourite things about David.He has a look on his face when he’s happy or excited about something, and it’s literally contagious. He’s the best at cheering people up even though it’s the silliest and most assertive way possible lmao. I love that he is so devoted to our relationship and treats me like a princess. (he has a giant penis

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?non-romantically, yes there are a few people.romantically, ofcourse because I love him with all of my heart.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?Idk, maybe. I mean I doubt that he feels the same way about David and I, but for a while I was super upset about him and his new girlfriend. I mean I still am, but it doesn’t bother me like it used to anymore.

55. Share a relationship story.WELL YOU SEE. I am a hilarious being. And sometimes David doesn’t understand how hilarious I can get.So my laptop is a piece of junk, and David had an extra 16gb of RAM just lying around that he planned on installing into my laptop especially because we were planning on playing Portal 2 together but he didn’t know if my laptop could handle it, so I was supposed to send him my laptop’s specs before I had went to work. I got to work and I forgot to send him those details. So I messaged him,“oh shit, babe, I forgot to send you my specs“ so I sent him a picture of my glasses. get it? SPECS?it went past over his head and he asked when I got them, and I told his April of 2015 and was like oh okay cool I guess.So then I get home, and he is like okay lets take a look at your specs, and I handed him my glasses and he looked pretty confused, and I was like. DID YOU NOT GET MY JOKE FROM EARLIER?????

57. Things you want to say to an exI wish it ended a different way. You meant so much to me and even though we’re gonna be civil, I don’t know if I can fully forgive you.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)http://koikingu.tumblr.com/tagged/linhlinhlinhtheres pictures of myself there

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?honestly, their height or teeth and probably their entire face lmao.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?uhhh for hetero couples: but the penis into the vagina or the buttfor gay couples: fellatio and putting the penis into the buttfor lesbian couples: cunnilingus, fingering, anything intimate reallyidk

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?!! I really like giving head ; u; It’s fun~

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?Anything as long as we’re both fully focused on one another. I think anything that intimate would be the best kind of date.

69. What turns you off?That’s kind of hard to explain? I mean a lot of things can turn me off, but like it’s kinda hard to? Like, pain is kinda weird. I like being on the receiving end of pain, but if it’s too much pain I’ll probably cry and ruin it for the both of us. And that has happened too many times already LOL

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?oh god a really long time ago, I had a dream about being the focal point of a reverse harem that had like 8 guys in it. And obv like any eroge I had to have sex with all of them at one point and multiples of them as well, and ekjfsrnkjgtrnt come back to me dream ;A;

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?I’m not sure. I wouldn’t mind if anyone didn’t do anything sweet for me, but if I had to like pick? I guess a reflection of what I did for my exbestfriend when she went to go do something out of her comfort zone, I cooked an entire dinner and bought her a cake so when she got home she could just enjoy it and relax with people that love her. but yeah idek. it’s kind of a sore spot. like not from her though obv lmao. just someone else to do something like that for me. LOL but pls don’t actually because i would prob feel pretty bad if someone went out of their way to make anything special for me ;A;

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?one time, my cat laid on top of me, and he pressed his little snout against my lips and it was the best thing.David’s offered to kick people’s asses for my sake lmao and that’s super sweet of him xD but he turned his apartment into our apartment when I needed help.He was there for me when no one else was, and I can’t thank him enough for that.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?As long as it isn’t illegal and you guys are happy, go for it.Don’t let the age gap come between you though.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?The last time I REALLY felt jealous was when my exboyfriend and my exbestfriend started dating. other times is when my current boyfriend’s ex added him on facebook after rudely blocking him on facebook.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?David@pastelgamerwitchTwitch (my handsome cat)Nick’s GirlfriendDwayne the Rock Johnson

83. Who was your first kiss with?uhhhhhhh I don’t remember LOL

85. Why did your last relationship fail?oh god. sore spot.uh. there were a lot of different reasons why it failed.we were both emotionally abusive to each other, his family didn’t like me so it added on stress for him, he hadn’t loved me since the second year of our relationship but milked it on for 3 more years, and he just couldn’t commit to me i guess. Like I kinda understand, but it hurt.What really drew the line was the whole not loving me since the second year and then him and my exbestfriend kept secrets from me, lied to my face about insecurities and then started dating behind my back. RIP oh well though. As long as it suits them.I have my own man to worry about.

#linhlinhlinh #asks

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isolated-loser · 6 years ago

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Log 0009 6:04am 11-11-2018

It been a while I guess like 3-ish weeks I believe, I’m not going to go count days, but I think that’s about right. So some stuff has happened, not much really. I’m going to try to update more regularly, not that anyone other than myself cares, but I’m not making any promises, I lie, yes I am.

I took the math and reading HiSET(GED), on Oct30th&Nov1, and passed both which is quite good, not going to lie, I’m fucking ecstatic, I don’t have to take them again, woooooo. I thought, I was going to fail the math HiSET(GED) test, but I fucking passed, Wonderful I must say. I need to schedule the other 3 soon, then I will have my high school equivalency degree. Mwahahahahah. Nothing left to say on that so onward.

So I got an actual watercolor paint set, it like use instead of soft chalk pastels mixed with water, not saying I won’t be do that again, cuss I probably will, I just wanted to try out real water colors, that aren’t in pencil form, lel. So yeh, I’m pretty happy with them, I should be cuss it was kinda expensive, like not really that expensive, it was like 40-ish dollars for 12 colors in a palette, so not that expensive, but considering I don’t currently have any income, so it was kinda expensive for a nonessential item, you know. And the first thing, I decided, I wanted to do was a one color painting from reference, and I did a gothic styled building. It was a tad off, but I was pretty happy with it consisting I like never do building, so it not being absolutely amazing was not a surprise, after it dried I went in with a white gel pen to like make it look like there was light coming from the windows, and it looked good, took some piks and then put it up... Then like a day or two later, I go to check it out, and the fucking windows are teal. Like. Like. Like. The I go to check the watercolor swatches, of which I tested both my gel pens on. And the only color the pin reacted like that with was the one color I used. Like fucking really. The other gel pin didn’t do it on that color, or any color, but the gel pen I used. T’was so disappointing, like, A whole fuck you right there. But oh well, can’t change it. The past I mean. I might try, at some point in the future to cover over the now teal parts with some white acrylic paint, but I probably won’t. Uhhhhhhh drew a desk recently, I’m pretty fucking happy with said desk………

And I’ve been procrastinating for the past 4 to 5 hours… So let’s finish writing this… Yeah, I don’t quite feel right saying “writing this”, as I’m typing it, but I do believe I’m supposed to say writing, even though, I’m also not saying it, as again I’m typing it, but--- Fucking shit, I hate language. These peculiar idiotic sentiments are entirely infuriating… That’s more of a statement on my thoughts, and why I have to end up thinking about such, things as the uses of these words. Pointless thoughts but they come nonetheless. Doing nothing but agitate me slightly… To a nether topic, I say.

I’ve been going to the nerd shop fairly regularly, pretty much every Tuesday and Thursday, for the past mouth, with no plans of stopping. I’ve been fucking loving it! I’ve painted two mini/s fully, and am currently working on two, I plan to invest in my own paint vary soon, cuss paying for the class every week to use the paint, can, and will, get expensive, and again I’m broke, like everyone on this site. But yeah I really like painting mini/s… Mini/s are fucking cool. And no one can change my mind.

Soooooo, I’m going to talk about my crush again, whom I will now be referring to as crush-kun, cuss I’m ex-weeb trash & fuck you. So, like, I don’t know how to deal with this, I can’t stop thinking about him. I don’t even really know the man. And I’m high-key thinking about him semi-constantly, I feel like a fucking creep, not like I don’t go by that, but not the point. And I can’t stop acting a fool when ever we converse. I’m just so fucking weird, I like that I’m weird, but I want him to like me, so I end up diluting me eccentricity, leaving a fowl off color liquid, but I don’t know how to relax in his vicinity. Maybe some chill out sigils will help, idk. The worst part is I think he might actually, like, be into me. And, I’m so unused to being around other humans, I can’t fucking tell; if I’m the fucking weirdo who keeps looking at him, or what, cuss like I his caught eyes, uh, made eye contact with him, I mean, several times, like, more then would be normal. I played it off like I was just looking around, well tried anyway, I can’t know it I was successful, but yeah. Like I could have just been in his eye line, but I don’t… I… I’m fucking confused… I have no idea how to interpret, him…

It’s like 5am now I’ve been and keep procrastinating on this, for referents when I started writing this it was about 7-8-ish pm. I procrastinating like a fucking champ, now don’t I, the answer is, yes, yes I do. End me.

And D&D night have been just great, I can’t tell you how much it has improved my life, finding the nerd shop in general, I’ve actually been getting human interaction that doesn’t feel forced and hollow. Like, I don’t think I ever stop smiling during D&D night. I’m legit crying right now. The people are so fucking nice to me. And it doesn’t feel like the fake, I have to be nice to you kind of nice, they feel like they’re actually nice people, that are being kind to me, just because they’re kind. I’m just so fucking grateful to have met any of them. I’m so grateful; I got the stupid idea in my head that I wanted polyhedral dice; cuss if it weren’t for that I never would have called the stupid comic shop, to ask if they had dice, to have them tell me they didn’t but this other place probably dose, and that place being the nerd shop. My life is starting to not feel so empty. I’m just so fucking grateful. I’m still fucking crying, it’s pathetic, but I don’t care.

Signing off

#Intp #i am a fucking weirdo #D&D #GED #hiset #I am Creep and i past my math test #art problems #human can apparently not be shit #who knew #my life sucks but its getting better #I'm crushing #i'm crushing hard #long post #d&d miniatures #btw wait a day or two to see how your pens react with your other art shit #personal

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