werewolfwilds

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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

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The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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I have to say it. 'enemies to lovers' started going down the shitter when people began treating it like 'people who kind of annoy each other to lovers' ENEMIES to LOVERS is about if two girls FOR REAL want to KILL each other

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Cliff Edge - Ann Burnham , 2023.

British, b. 1956 -

Linocut , 76 x 54 cm 29.92 x 21.26 in. Ed. 4

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why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

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watched high school musical and played disco elysium in the same week

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)

Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic

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new reports indicate your friends think about you when you're not there. wow. big if true

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

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not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

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recommending The Locked Tomb to people is so funny because like okay bear with me. the first book is like this cool adventure sci-fi fantasy story about these two extremely intense lesbians from Pluto who hate each other, right. reading this first book, if it works properly, will make you 100% obsessed with the intense and deep interpersonal dynamic between these two specific people in this specific location with this specific supporting cast. anyway the moment the first book in the series ends you're never seeing any of that shit again ever

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand