tristan, 27, he/they/she if you're super queer. Lover of women but especially my wife.
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i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening
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Spotted at a pizza joint in Luigi Mangione’s hometown.
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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now
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If elected as President, what changes would you make to labour laws?
Mandatory annual billionaire hunger games
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America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"
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I may have gotten a little carried away towards the end there...
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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell
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All of the research on display in my videos is single-handedly done by me.
All the editing? Me.
Prop making? Absolutely no one can be held accountable for this but me.
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I think if a billionaire gets murdered and you can't narrow down the suspects because too many people have motive you should just let them have their w
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JKR is once again attacking a woman of colour
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