#I was not on the internet when I was growing up

[xoluvx]

hi hi i have a request so the clips of billie playing guitar n she’s doing it rlly fast like it makes me think of how fast she’d like masturbste like her strap lol idk if that makes sense so could u do one where she has it on n she’s thinking of the reader or watching their sextapes/ vids n like wanks it off n like rlly enjoys it (bonus if it’s a cumming strap n she makes it cum when she does) pls THANK YOU ILY‼️🙏

i had to give it my own little twist.. just cause.. yeah 🤭 enjoy bb 💖

'watch it when you get to the hotel' those were her explicit instructions when she handed you the usb. god, a fucking usb. she was so cryptic and particular about these things. if it were up to you, you'd film that shit on an iphone and call it a day. you loved to give her shit for it too, but you also understood why she did it. it wouldn't be a good look if billie's sex tapes leaked all over the internet. almost like she leaked all over you in the nasty, filthy videos you filmed.

when you closed the hotel door behind you, you dashed for your laptop. the fluorescent light illuminated the dimly lit room as you retrieved the usb from the pocket of your burdensome jacket. it connected to the port with a swish indicating it was ready to be opened as you impatiently tugged on your jacket. removing it and flinging it to the loveseat. your eyes focused on the screen as you opened the singular file. one video. only one fucking video and you were quivering already. you knew it had to be good.

you bit your lip nervously pressing play on the video gasping at the sight of her body. naked apart from the strap that clung to her hips so pretty. hugging her curves so beautifully. her hand wrapped around the dildo. you knew the one. how could you not? it was one of your favorites and she knew it. you could see it on her face as she smirked stroking the cock like it was a part of her. though you knew she couldn't feel the strokes, you knew it rubbed her pussy in all the right ways and it was the primary reason for her parted lips and the whimpering noises.

you weren't sure how the phone was propped up, all you knew is that you had the perfect view of her cock and her face. almost as if you were kneeling under her as she stroked the fake dick. her hand moving at an ungodly speed.

'now imagine it's my dick' she'd teased after she saw the way your mouth opened during the entirety of her performance. the way she was shredding that guitar was hypnotizing. her hand impossibly fast. strumming the chords like it was an animate object worthy of pleasure. worthy of her fingers. oh how you wanted that to be you.

instead she was jerking the cock at the speed in which she'd played the guitar. your eyes bulged pulling yourself closer to the laptop screen, tugging on your pants prying them off. feeling the sticky wetness between your legs. it stained your underwear as she moaned and hung her head low still stroking her cock. it was filthy. absolute. pure filth.

and you loved it. you lived for it. touching yourself to the sounds of your girlfriend's moans. to the sight of her hand jerking her fake cock. waiting in anticipation as the bottom of your feet tingled and your pussy throbbed. heavy breathing and wet noises filled the hotel room as she cursed and bucked her hips. she was close. you were closer. biting your lip stifling your moans as if you weren't the only person in the room. as if anybody else could hear you.

'fuck' she cursed as her body thrashed and her hand slowed. it all happened so quickly. your hooded eyelids opened wide when you saw the creamy liquid shoot from her cock. dripping down her hand. down her wrist. captivating as she breathed heavy. gathering herself. staring into the camera with a wicked smile at the exact moment in which you were unraveling. walls clenching. bliss and tingles and cum on your fingers.

'i love you' she whispered before kissing the camera and oh god, you felt yourself growing tighter again. with the last ounce of strength, you shamelessly clicked the replay button. finger rotating on your clit once again.

[smiledemon69]

[Idk if it's necessary but PLS DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT CREDIT NOR WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!]

OK GUYS HEAR ME OUT OKAY HEAR ME OUT PLS-

This man refuses to leave my brain for DAYS now and I am losing it. Like, Colress is such a well-written character, and it's so sad that the anime doesn't do him justice AT ALL- If I'm correct he appears in like, idk, 7 episodes?? And is never seen again afterwards 💔 it's so FRUSTRATING because in the games, he's straight up AMAZING RAHHH

I grew up with pokemon bw/bw2 and so, the pokemon as well as the characters have a special place in my heart, however, when I played the game for the first time, I already liked Colress a lot, just couldn't say why. After I finished the main story, I always visited him on his ship to fight him & listen to his banger battle theme. Now I can understand why 🥺🥺 Ngl, pokemon bw/bw2 had a huge impact on me and I'm so glad I got yo grow up with it. It remains my favorite pokemon game of all time 🥺✨️💕

Anyway, I apologize for the person I became since the brainrot set in, and I also apologize for the person I'll become on the following days. Idk I just can't get this man out of my head 🥺🥺 I love him sm...HE'S SO COOL AAAAAAAHHHHH and I'm quite sad that he's so underrated 😔💔💔

ANYWAY, I hope you like this silly fanart, I'm actually quite happy with the outcome 🤭✨️ my favorite internet browser 💙✨️

[[[This is a repost because I lost my old account]]]

[mercyillustrator]

Happy belated 23rd Anniversary to my favorite childhood show of all time

So this time I’m drawing them gijinka but with anime 2000s art style with those little cutesy chibi and umm I wanna to say thank the show for raising me as a kid who brings so much inspiration like my comic being made as Y2K as my dream artstyle and aesthetic. Drew them in a mixture of Kirby anime artstyle and Y2K artstyle cuz feeling like I’m living in early 2000s. Kirby anime is an awesome show that brings me joy as much I remember playing Nintendo N64, GameCube, DS and Wii when it comes to watching those show back then and all thanks to that for bringing me into GSA brainrot. Also I drew Kirby with his gijinka self with his chibi friends :3

(Playing Y2K late 90s music on my playlist hehe and growing up with this artstyle in my internet days around 2008-2010 has got me plus it reminded me that time I listen to Nightcore and Daycore)

- 💠🎨Mercy🎨💠

Kirby himself with his human version without his friends (though I posted late on his anniversary) :>

[connorsnothereeither]

Honestly the fact that you are willing to not only apologise and attempt to educate yourself on the issues further regarding AI, but also take them down, is really amiable and incredibly appreciated, and I personally respect it a lot /gen

I know, as someone who’s been in fandoms a long time, whenever the next new way to access your fandom on the internet comes along it’s very easy to fall into it without the full context of its impact, and it’s unfortunate in this case that AI and AI character bots are far more harmful to the creative community than is advertised in many places, especially within fandom spaces.

I’m aware Puffin and I’s statements are very strongly worded (and rightfully so I stand by my statement, fuck AI) but it should be clear that (at least personally), the malice is directed towards the companies actively building their brands on profiting from environmental damage and stealing en mass from artists, not to mention misrepresenting AI products in a way that does lead to its propagation in fandom circles and wider, and the people knowingly supporting that. While the way they function should be common knowledge, sadly it isn’t always, and while to extent that’s on the users for not finding out, it’s also more often on the companies and spaces they’re advertised in, who fail to inform and educate users of it. People learning about the way AI functions and continuing to justify and endorse AI is the issue; not people being unaware. But the willingness to learn from that unawareness and educate yourself on the things you’re engaging with is how people grow and avoid mistakes in the future. It’s part of being a person, online or in the real world; making a mistake and learning from it is inherently human, and I think when it comes to AI, and spaces like fandom that thrive on self-expression and creativity, it’s doubly important to let yourself grow from those experiences, even if you fuck up.

The choice to step away from AI is incredibly admirable and to make a post apologising and wanting to grow from that is genuinely cool as hell, and I respect he fuck out of it /gen

I would just like to say

WHY TF IS FABLE SMP RP ON C. AI LIKE WHO THE FUCK DID THAT

Update :

THERE IS FUCKINF BOUND SMP ON C. AI TOO

..... why is it like this dude.

[puppyeared]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

[svnflowermoon]

hey btw before you start being angry at the 10 year old sephora kids and the ipad kids, remember that we should feel bad for them. because the world has failed them. it is not these kids faults that the world is so focused on materialistic things and that their parents don't know how to talk to them. that is the fault of social media and bad parenting. i said what i said.

[youling-the-ghost]

Sam and Tom having to explain what "ship" means gave me such whiplash cause I lowkey forget that words like "fandom" and "hurt/comfort" and "angst" and "AU" and "hanahaki" aren't just commonly known words.

[justgowithit505]

Noahfincces GROWING UP ON THE INTERNET is like the soundtrack of a teen superhero who's running through the city because they're late for band rehearsal also they're very gay

[sneakyaxolotl]

me watching the entirety of fallout tumblr shit on me accuse me of racism for hating on caecade

[kairithemang0]

all the michie vs jagerity discourse is so so silly.. holyghost being two toxic people making eachother worse is literally one of its main appeals- what is this moral fighting when both ships have toxic aspects.

"michie is this" "holy ghost is that" SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP

they both SUCK for the characters and that's what makes it FUN. Let people hate each other and be in god awful relationships, because it's fiction. Hell, make them fluffy if you want! If that brings you joy, go for it. The fandom needs to shut the fuck up about how both these ships are toxic BECAUSE WE GET IT!!! No one is claiming they're not toxic, some of us have terrible media literacy but I have yet to see a single person say either of those ships in canon are healthy. If you do, you're very wrong, however if you want to write them as fluff uwu cutesy couples, go for it. HELL PUT THEM IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP!!! Max/Richie/Grace. Idk maybe... The Holiest Dead Waifu. That's their ship name now (no it's not).

[salparadiselost]

This is such a random thing, but I kept thinking about the bitties eating soap. So here's an extremely random thing that I thought was cute.

*

“Do I need to take him to a hospital or a vet if he eats soap?”

This had not been the question that Bruce had expected after realising Clark had called him four times in a row. He had been on a Zoom meeting with an investor and had turned his phone off to take it, because Dick and Jason had both recently discovered the joys of texting. Cass was sleeping around his legs, using a slippered foot like a pillow.

“I’m sorry?”

“Kon ate one of the bars of hotel soap,” Clark explained, his voice taking just a slight edge of panic. Bruce could imagine him pacing around the small hotel room, running his hand through his hair with one hand as his other hand clutched the cell. “He’s always really wanted to and he didn’t listen to me when I told him no and I’ve always made sure to hide the soap before he could get to it, but I forgot this time and he found it.”

“How much soap did he eat?” asked Bruce, reaching his hands forward to type a query into google. The screen showed multiple articles about various pets eating dish soap, bar soap, shampoo and all combinations.

“Like a mouthful?” said Clark, unsure. “There’s still most of the bar left and I can see exactly where his teeth went.” The call became a little more echoey and Bruce guessed Clark had walked into the bathroom. He also began to hear a pathetic little mewing sound that Bruce recognised from when his boys had been sick over the years.

“Look Kon, I’m sorry, but that’s why I told you not to eat the soap.” Clark wasn’t speaking to Bruce and his voice had taken the gentle, lifting tone he reserved for his bitty. “Now you have a tummy ache and get to burb bubbles.”

Kon made another, higher-pitched whine that made Cass lift her head from Bruce’s shoe and look around the room. Her little face furrowed in confusion as she tried to find a bitty that wasn’t there.

“Is he throwing up?” Bruce asked. It was one of the questions that the Internet kept bringing up.

“No. Well, not really. He definitely spat up the soap pieces, but nothing else.”

“Any diarrhea?”

“No, thank god.” Clark sounded so relieved that Bruce couldn’t help but chuckle.

“I think you’re fine then,” replied Bruce, trying to calm Clark through the phone. “Generally, the rule of thumb is that you’re probably fine if there’s nothing going up or down. But keep an eye on him for the next few hours and if something major changes, then he would need to go to a vet.”

Clark hummed, and Kon babbled a word that my be ‘yucky’.

“Are you sure? He’s just a little guy and it doesn’t seem like a lot of soap, but he’s also whining a lot. I tried x-raying him, but bitties are a black box for me, and then I started worrying about organ failure.”

Bruce snorted into the phone, which fully woke Cass up. She stood on his four paws and stretched her back in a graceful arch.

“He’s whining because bitties are dramatic, and he spends time with the boys,” said Bruce gently. “And if I took the boys to the vet every time they ate something bad when they were growing up, I would have been there twice a week. Just keep an eye on him and call me if it gets any worse.”

“Are you sure?”

“Positive.”

Clark paused, probably chewing his lip, and then sighed. “I’m overreacting, aren’t I?”

“Maybe just a little, but that’s normal for a new parent.”

Have the bitties tasted soap?

God, I think the bitties are very bite-first, no questions. Even though Dad tells them not to bite something.... they are taking a little bite. There's always a chance that Dad might be lying and it might taste really good. He is an evil and cruel individual so it's always a possibility.

[monstersinthecosmos]

the most rancid drama starters in fandoms are always like "gee i wish this fandom was nicer, why do we have to fight all the time :("

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

like on the one hand language matters and i too sometimes find slang trends annoying and/or concerning and on the other hand sometimes women do actually make jokes and talk shit on the internet with their friends and it is not actually that deep and commentary on phenomena gets to a weird point where i’m like i don’t know how “these idiot losers on the internet using a two to four word phrase they will have moved on from in a year are basically the primary cause of patriarchal oppression” is the feminist take. like sometimes i start to think the plot has been lost.

[garnet-xx-rose]

Idk if it’s because of how I’ve curated my feed but I rarely see people shitting on Christine. Any E/C space I’m in is mostly about centering Christine and her satisfaction.

That said, I feel the constant need to warn people that “If you like Erik and Christine as a couple, remember not to have that kind of relationship IRL” is kind of annoying. I get the intention, but people, including young people, aren’t stupid and don’t need constant reminders to not be inspired by their toxic faves.

Like yes girl, I know the Phantom is not a real man. I wish a wealthy, nerdy, musically talented, intelligent old man that lived underground and wanted to help me with my music career was real. But he’s not, so I’m gonna indulge in fiction.

Bless the rest of y’all that get involve in the discourse though. Honestly, could not be me.

[pebblezone]

[twiniverse]

Seriously though, who thought DNI lists were a good idea? I'm almost convinced they were invented by people who wanted to exploit that information.

People, please. The people who will respect a DNI list don't need DNI lists. And the people who won't respect them are being given your worst triggers on a silver platter by you directly.