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You'll hurt your eyes sitting so close to the TV
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You know what, yeah even the Jason X scene gets to exist. even with no artistic value whatsoever, Jason X should still be allowed to be horny. I refuse to entertain the "movies shouldn't have sex scenes" discourse even a little bit.
Like, they were watching a genuinely pretty terrible slasher movie filled with trashy violence and absurd plot contrivances, but they drew the line at two actors rubbing stomachs??? Did they watch a girl get sucked through a golfball sized hole into the vaccuum of space and say, "yes, this of course is crucial to the story. it is thematically and narratively deep and it has really enriched my life" but then see the lady from Andromeda take her top off and think "she exposed her body! this movie is ruined! how dare this movie sink to this level??"
"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody
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his name is Assan, he is from Dragon Age Veilguard, and hes perfect
in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look
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“I wanna ask you…”
Heres my 8 page love letter to the otasune dialogue ever that made me crazy over this series, please enjoy!
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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.
The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:
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i've never been a celebrity, but one time on a hike in vietnam pre-transition i was stopped by a group of teen girls and asked to take a photo with them, so im pretty sure thats what its like to be famous. idk who they thought i was but it felt pretty cool to have a bunch of strangers want a picture with me. i wonder if any of them still have it lol.
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fun fact, most fighter pilots, mech pilots, etc only chose that career path because of how clicky the buttons are.
new stimtoy idea: 80s-90s anime sci-fi cockpit
Put me in one of these bad boys and I will be entertained for hours
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Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.
Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.
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