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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

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this was tucker carlson's sexual awakening

This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me

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Happy Birthday Big Bill!

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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Estoy llorando

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

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pick your poison LMAOOO

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House Party

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this happens in alecto the ninth, i got an advanced copy

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One day, back when I was a barista, I was on the closing shift and right before close an old lady wearing a custom t-shirt that said "I fuck gamers for free" called me a twink to my face and when i asked how she knew that word she said she bullies people on tumblr for fun.

Then she asked me what my blog was called and I said "how did you know i had a tumblr?" and she didn't say anything, she just looked at me.

So I just told her and she said "I know you, you post like someone who would cry if I tossed a football at you."

At this point i was choking back tears but I managed to stammer out "d-do you want to order something?"

After a couple seconds she says "gimme a whiskey sour, top shelf stuff only" and when I told her we didn't sell alcohol, she shrugged and popped her heelies out.

On her way out the door, she shouted back at me "Buffy ended decades ago, you gotta let it go" and i swear she just vanished.

Do you think this was a sign?

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You haven’t posted today and I’m just sad. Do you have a life or something now

Absolutely not I went to the grocery store dressed as an insane goth fisherman to inspect bread packaging. For my next internet video content.