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latestageyouth · 5 years

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When you walk away (nothing more to say)

Chapter 1 - The new kid

Trigger warnings: uhhh selective mutism?, swearing, sympathetic Deceit and Remus

word count: somewhere around 3,000

Author's note: do not hold me responsible for any cringiness, I've written this a long time ago

As soon as the bell rang Roman put his books in the bag and was out the door.

"Remember to submit your essay on Thursday!" Mrs. Harrison said just in time for Roman to hear before he headed to his locker. There, he already saw Patton.

"Hey, Pat! Long time no see!" he waved to his friend and began to unlock his locker.

Patton looked at him with a confused smile, "We talked to each other an hour ago," he put his math textbook into his locker before closing it and hugging Roman.

"An hour too long," the other laughed. Roman opened his eyes to see Logan approaching them, "Hey, specs, finally decided to join us?"

At the mention of Logan, Patton spun around and hugged the other too, "Hey Lo!" Roman could practically see Logan tense under the touch, but he didn't pull back.

"Nice to see you too, Patton," after the said boy freed his from his embrace, Logan adjusted his glasses on his face, "So, shall we go eat? I haven't eaten anything all day, so I would appreciate if we could go to the cafeteria now," the other two nodded and headed down the hallway, Patton scolding Logan about how skipping meals isn't healthy.

The cafeteria food was awful, like always, but Logan didn't seem to mind. Well, not as much as the other two. Roman and Patton didn't get any food, Logan and Patton bickering about hypocrisy and food habits, Roman didn't pay attention, too busy scrolling Instagram to care. What pulled him to reality was an exaggerated cough. The cough also happened to stop Logan and Patton, all of them looking up to the source of the sound.

Patton smiled at the tall stranger in front of them holding a lunch tray, "Can I help you?" the stranger gestured at himself and then at a chair at their table. Patton furrowed his eyebrows, but the smile didn't leave his face, "I'm sorry, I don't understand? Maybe use your words?" the stranger's eyebrows shot up as if he was saying something passive-aggressive, then pointed at himself and then at the chair, but this time more firmly. Patton looked between Roman and Logan, "I am really sorry, I-"

"He's asking if he can sit with you, dumbass," a voice came a few tables from their own. All four of them looked in the direction of the speaker, which the three recognized as Damon, the gossip of the school, "And before you say anything, you can sit with us, people who actually understand that maybe you can't speak," he turned to look at Patton with a plastic smile, which Roman knew he was doing on purpose.

Roman rolled his eyes, "Wow, so thoughtful. Last time I checked, you were the one making bets on which one of the choir will lose their voice first due to the intense training."

"Actually, that was me," said the other man sitting at the table with Damon, smiling like he was proud of himself.

Roman pinched the bridge of his nose, "That's even worse."

The stranger looked between the two tables, before walking over to the one where Damon and the other man sat. Roman scoffed, Logan squinted his eyes at the action, as if questioning the other's sanity, and Patton pouted about losing a potential friend, but soon the three got talking about biology homework that was due today, Roman begging Logan to let him copy it.

While that was happening, the stranger sat down next to the unnamed man, who was now smiling at him, "So why can't you speak?"

"Goddamnit Remus, you can't just ask people why they don't speak. Excuse him, I'm Damon," Damon laid a hand on his chest, "So, you're mute?"

The stranger shook his head.

Damon paused, "So you just don't speak?" the stranger shook his head again and pulled out a pen. He pointed at the notebook that Damon had on the table next to his textbook. Damon slid it to him. The stranger turned to the last page and tore it out as neatly as possible, then began writing on it. After he was done he turned it so the other two could see 'I have selective mutism, do you know what that is?'

"Oh, yeah," Remus exclaimed said, "Isn't that how people have an extreme phobia of speaking in public so much they, like, can't? I think I heard about that."

The unnamed man nodded, then began writing again: 'I can only speak to my uncle. He's a counsellor at this school, do you know him? Also, my name's Virgil'

Damon smirked, "Nice to meet you, Virgil. Yeah, we were both sent to Picani a few times obligatorily, like after Remus got into a fight with a teacher, or after I pierced my tongue in the school bathroom..." and Virgil just wondered what he had got himself into, "Do you call him Picani or Emile?" Virgil raised up two of his fingers, "Emile?" Damon concluded. Virgil nodded.

Remus chuckled, "That's so weird. You two look nothing alike. You don't even have the same eye colour."

Virgil shrugged, writing on the paper once more: 'lmao, yeah, a lot of people tell me that :D'

"I never saw you at the school, did you transfer here?" Damon tilted his head. This sentence took a little longer to write: 'I moved here after my mom lost custody of me (haha finally...) This is actually my first day here. Before, I went to a school in Jacksonville.'

"Oh my god, I've never been there! Is it true that they eat raccoons in there?" Virgil looked at Remus and slowly shook his head. At that, Remus let out a sad sound.

"What about your father?"

Virgil scrunched his shoulders and looked away.

"It's okay," Damon dismissively waved his arm, "I don't know who my dad is, so I understand if you don't wanna talk about him."

Virgil gave him a warm smile and moved his hand to his lips and down and away, and if Damon didn't know any better, he would've thought he was blowing him a kiss. The problem was, Damon didn't know any better. Virgil must've seen the confusion on his and Remus' face, as he wrote down something again: 'That means thank you in asl. Do u know sign language?"

Damon and Remus shook their heads.

'Do you wanna teach it?'

"Hell yeah!" Remus shouted loud enough so that the few tables, including the one with his brother, turned to look at them.

Damon scoffed, "Of course not, why would I wanna add to my list of skills and make it easier for more people to communicate with me? Such a waste of time.."

Virgil smiled at him and let out a chuckle. Damon reached over and took the piece of paper and pen, then began writing on it. Virgil furrowed his eyebrows, which shot up his forehead when he was handed the paper and pen back.

"That's my number," Damon pointed at it.

Virgil flinched when his arm was pulled away, his sleeve being pushed up, only to have a pen pressed to it, "Aaand this is my number" Remus added a heart to it. He also tried to draw a dick on his arm but Virgil yanked his arm away and smudged the drawing out of existence.

Virgil signed 'thanks' again, only this time the couple actually smiled at him.

"We're having a movie night tonight, you wanna come?" Remus supported his head by putting his hand on his cheek, pushing it up slightly, "You gotta walk with us to my house though, gotta get there before they do," Remus looked at the table where Patton was pinching Logan's cheeks while Roman was recording the whole thing with his phone. Virgil contemplated it for a second. On one side, he met these people like 15 minutes ago. On the other side, he really needed to make some friends. Larger groups mean fewer bullies. Virgil nodded, "Great! I can't wait to piss them off!" it didn't sound sarcastic at all.

"What do you have next? Like as a period," Virgil took out his lesson plan, handing it to Damon, "Oh, we have the same class. Ms. Watson is the best teacher ever."

"She's a pain in the ass. A total drag. Everyone on this planet hates her," Remus exaggerated every insult with stabbing the table with the plastic fork, ultimately breaking it.

Damon nodded, "Yeah, basically."

The bell ripped through the cafeteria, some of the students, including Remus, flinching at the sound.

Remus began to walk away, "Well, girls, I'll see you later," he winked at them. Or at least they thought it was a wink, it looked more like a spasm. The two of them walked to the biology classroom together, Damon explaining how Virgil should just lay low and not cause trouble when it comes to Ms. Watson, or she'll blame you for third-degree murder. Virgil wasn't really sure if that was an exaggeration.

The classroom was a mess. Not in a literal sense, the class itself was pretty clean, but people were sitting and laying on tables, some we carving something into the chairs, other's sticking gum to the tables. Only one of the students waited by the door. Oliver, he was told. He watches for when the teacher comes. Speaking of the teacher, Oliver had turned away from the hallway and to his classmates, "She's coming! The fury is coming!"

Immediately, all the pupils were in their seats, no gum being chewed, no chairs being carved. They were all quiet when the teacher came in. She didn't say a word, closing the door after her and going straight to the attendance book. She furrowed her eyebrows after scanning down the page for a while.

"Virgil Blake?"

Virgil stood up, all of the eyes burning into him.

"You're new?" she raised an eyebrow.

Virgil nodded.

She closed the book, nodding slowly, "Do you have all the textbooks?"

Virgil nodded again.

She turned to the blackboard, "So, last week we talked about the cell structure of fungi. Today's lesson we will be..."

Virgil had sat down by that point, trying to focus on the lecture. That plan fell short as something hit the back of his neck, ending up in the hood of his hoodie. He reached behind, looking at the folded paper. He quietly tried to unwrap it, Damon already gaping at it before he even unwrapped it.

It was a drawing, a bad one at that. There was a cow with a plaid skirt and a black denim vest with a popped collar, similar to what Damon wore. There were also yellow circles scribbled over each other, which Virgil assumed was his hair. On the side was written 'COW' in capital letters. Virgil looked at Damon, who had pulled back to his chair and crossed his arms, looking at the floor next to him. Virgil quickly crunched up the paper and put it in his binder, the first thing he could think of to get it out of sight. Then he took a pen in his hand and began to write on his hand, eventually tapping Damon's shoulder and showing him the arm: 'I think you look really cool :)'

Damon chuckled sadly, looking up at Virgil, who smiled back. Damon put a hand to his lips and then away, mimicking the sign Virgil had taught him.

The heartfelt moment was interrupted by the deafening school bell, announcing the lesson was over, "Alright ya' little punks, the lesson is over, get ya' asses outta my classroom."

"Don't have to say that twice," Damon mumbled so quietly that even Virgil had to strain his ears to hear it. He had to resist the urge to burst into a fit of giggles. The rest of the day went as normal as it could, the three of them meeting in the hallway in-between lessons. Finally, the last bell rang and most of the class scrambled for the exit, including Patton and Virgil, who crashed into each other.

"Oh, sorry, didn't see ya there," Patton smiled up at Virgil, who had put his hands into a defensive manner and smiled tensely. Before Patton could say anything, Virgil was already being dragged away by Remus, who rembled about how they're gonna be there second and what not.

"Seriously, Roman is a fucking fast walker, we better hurry the fuck up," Damon had now joined the club, being dagged by Remus out of the building before any of them could protest.

"Oh, Virgil, here you are!" the three looked at the cheery voice, Remus not bothering to stop, so Virgil had to forcefully grab Remus by the back of his leather jacket, ultimately stopping him. His uncle, Emile, looked tensely between the three, "Already making friends I see?" Virgil nodded. He let go of Remus in favour of signing something that was beyond Damon's and Remus' knowledge, but Mr. Picani seemed to understand perfectly, "Why of course, just let me know if you need me to pick you up."

Virgil rolled his eyes and signed something shorter but still complicated. Mr. Picani seemed to tense up, "Are you sure?" he glanced between the two of them, then turned back to Virgil and spoke back, this time using sigh language. Virgil scoffed, signing back in a snappy manner, but then his expression relaxed. Mr. Picani nodded, "Alright then, I trust you. Just be sure to call me if you decide to stay the night," he hugged Virgil, who tried to scramble back and away from his uncle. Finally, Picani pulled back and Virgil stumbled a few steps back. Remus couldn't hold back a giggle. Virgil glared at him in exchange, signing something to Mr. Picani before he went to his car.

The three continued walking to Remus' house, which was not far from the school. Virgil noticed the chimney had smoke in it, smelling sweet. Remus reached under the welcome mat and pulled out a key, unlocking the door, "Ma, I'm home!"

"Hey, Remus, could you be an absolute sweetheart and go to the basement for more flour?" a short plum woman peeked out from the kitchen, "Hey Damon!"

"Hey, Ms. Addington."

Ms. Addington looked over at the other boy, "And who are you?" she smiled in a sweet way that makes teeth rot.

"That's Virgil," Damon gestured to him.

"Nice to meet you, are you new here?"

"He can't speak."

"Oh, my apologies then," she still smiled at him. She reminded him of uncle Emile in a way. She had this calm, cheerful atmosphere around her, he was sure they would get along well.

"Bad news, no flour to be found," Remus came out of the basement.

"Ah, fucking shit, what did I make all this shit for then?" she gestured at something on the counter that Virgil couldn't see. Wow, they would definitely not get along. For fuck's sake, uncle Emile had a swear jar.

"The hell do I know, you always try to be innovative," Remus answered, clearly unphased. He moved over to the living room, opening the tv stand where a bunch of DVDs were stacked on each other, "Alrighty, ladies, the selection for this movie night is: Nightmare on the elm street, The Black Cauldron, The Purge 2 ooooor," he reached into the back, "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

Damon plopped down onto the couch, "Purge 2, a classic."

Virgil was sitting on the other side, nodding his head in agreement.

Remus opened the DVD player, "Chainsaw massacre it is then,"

"Hell no! We watched that last time and I fucking threw up! I am not doing that again!" Damon seemed livid, and Virgil kicked Remus in the back to state his disagreement.

"Fine, fine, Purge 2, but first, popcorn," Remus got up and went to the kitchen, then Damon walked upstairs to get blankets. So Vigil waited, looking over the DVD collection they had. There were all kinds of movies, from Sleeping Beauty to The Godfather, it really was quite a lot. Virgil heard the door open, looking at the figures stepping in.

"And then I was like, 'You really are', and then she-Hey, what the hell are you doing here?!" Roman looked panicked for a brief second before Remus ran into the living room loudly announcing that the popcorn is done, and Damon went down with 3 tons worth of blankets on his back. They had all settled down on the couch, Remus laying across both of their laps with his face in his hands.

"We're watching The Puuuurge tonight!" he said in a sing-songy voice.

Roman scoffed, "No, we're not! We're watching Lion King!"

"Mom! Roman is trying to establish dominance over the DVDs again!"

A quiet sigh could be heard from the kitchen, "For the last time, Remus, I don't even know what that means. Roman, Remus was here first, and you already had a movie night yesterday, let him have it."

Virgil never thought he would see someone look so betrayed, "But-" Ms. Addington walked into the living room, tsk-ing Roman.

"You forced us to watch Bambi three movie nights in a row, we're going to watch The Purge. You and your friends can go upstairs like Remus did if you don't like it," she waved stirring spoon in front of his face like a knife.

Finally, Roman gave in, as he sat down onto the floor and crossed his arms and legs. Logan did too, but Patton said he'd rather not watch it and went home.

It was about halfway through the movie that Roman went to his room because he was tired. Then, Ms. Addington, Natalie, as Virgil had learned, fell asleep in her chair. Next was Logan to go, who got too tired from analyzing all the inconsistencies and bickering with Remus. Now, it was only the three that remained, Remus usually shouting words of encouragement for the killers or telling the other two better and more effective methods of killing someone. He was splayed over Damons and Virgil's legs, lying on his stomach. He eventually went out too, snoring slightly and drooling on Virgil's pants, which he found both disgusting and incredibly funny. Damon and Virgil sat in silence, eating what was left of the popcorn. Damon didn't last until the credits. He didn't get to see that the main character didn't actually kill the guy he was after, which Virgil thought was a shame. So there he was, surrounded by a pile of sleeping bodies and it was getting close to midnight. He tried to reach for his phone, but as it was in his back pocket, it was no use. He finally fell asleep at 1 am, shortly after Damon shifted in his sleep and collapsed against him, leaving Virgil with no chance to move.

#sanders sides #virgil sanders #remus sanders #roman sanders #deceit sanders #sympathetic deceit #patton sanders #logan sanders #anxceitmus #slow burn #sanders side fic #when you walk away (nothing more to say)#<---that's what i'm gonna tag the chapters as

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edengarden · 4 years

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Hey pls could I get a regular matchup for bnha!<3 I'd prefer a guy but if you think any female fits better then I can be down w/ that too ;))

Getting the basics out of the way: Aries, ENFJ 2w3, Hufflepuff, Chaotic Good

I'm 5'7 with quite a big chest but a lack of ass lmao and I've got bleach blonde hair with bangs that falls just in-between shoulder and chest length. Brown eyes with long lashes (honestly still confused why they're so long now bcuz I deadass cut them off like three years ago bcuz I thought they looked too feminine?? Jokes on past me I'm Extremely stereotypicaly feminine now😽) and a dorky smile that I try to hide in pics but that just ends up with me looking like I have resting bitch face💔

I'm extremely extroverted, bubbly and kind to others with a somewhat hidden vulgar sense of humour that rly contrasts the "cute fluffy animals in sunflower fields and neverending love" vibe that I give off irl. I take on a motherly protective role with my friends (we will pretend that wasn't just bcuz trauma made me mature early luv that 4 me) and am always there to offer advice or just cute pictures/facts to take their mind off their worries!

Despite being very extroverted and people-oriented some people that don't know me may think I'm a lil shy because of my anxiety and tendancy to overthink EVERYTHING. Around my friends I try and hide my real feelings behind a super happy mask so that others can feel the joy I give off and I don't feel like a burden🏃🏃 I can also be incredibly judgemental in my head and if I know I'm right about something I will fight to the death till others acknowledge that I'm actually right.

My current biggest hobby is cooking/baking and I always make dinner every Sunday without fail (shout out 2 my roast dinners they are elite if I do say so myself😌) along with some sweet treats. I also enjoy creating cosplays because it combines my love of sewing, makeup and acting because I can completely embody my character and not have to worry about being judged because it's not Me being judged it's the character I'm portraying.

I can honestly vibe to any music but I prefer cheesy pop songs and jazz music along with assorted classical music that I listen to every night to help me sleep (I say that but some of them fr have me trying to stay awake just so I can listen to the whole song rip)

When it comes to people I tend to gravitate towards introverts because I can always make them ramble their heart out and I adore listening it's honestly my hidden talent both romantically and platonically they've said that they feel I'm trustworthy and easy to talk to (SUCH high praise like 60% of my past friends were the bookworms that Never Spoke and one of my besties now talks to me more than most of her family after only knowing eachother 2months)

Ummm fun fact abt myself I used to be obsessed with the idea of being a spy when I was a child so I wrote my entire diary in code and to this very day I can't uncode a single thing I wrote💀

Have a wonderful day I hope this is enough haha💗

I WANNA MATCH YOU UP SOOO BAD WITH MONOMA SO I’LL HECKING DO IT

Listenlistenlisten you give off strong Kendou vibes, But Better. And I mean better suited for Monoma. He’s a lot to handle, but you can definitely do it. I think your friendly demeanour and naturally approachable self is VERY convenient for him, even if he won’t say it out loud for a while.

At first you can bet he’s not THAT interested; you’re just another person, and a bubbly one at that. But then he sees how your sense of humour completely derails from your persona and his heart goes “and I oop-“

Jkjk I honestly think it takes Monoma a while to fall, but it’s an irreversible process. Like you keep his boasting and insulting in check?? When he aims it towards you, you just aim it back at him with the same silver tongue he has?? Battle of the Wits. Everyone KNOWS it’s flirting but he doesn’t. You don’t. It’s actually sort of funny.

The fact that you can befriend literally anyone? He’s Shooketh, it’s something he’s not able to do (for very good reasons), but he admires it. He totally hid his admiration through “maniacal plans” of having you befriend people from 1-A and become a spy on the inside. You did not agree to his plans and still went on to befriend Koda lmao you really said “fuck yo plans”.

And my GOD YOUR ARGUMENTATIVE SIDE. He loves it so much, he loves to trigger it, he loves to argue with you, and it’s even better because he’s a bit,, dumb dumb so he 100% thinks he’s right but you KNOW he’s wrong but he thinks he knows he’s right and the arguments go on forever and wow I guess you’re moronsexual now?? This is oddly endearing to me what the heck.

It takes so long for this boy to realize his feelings, and even longer to confess, but through it all he remains the same towards you. The only exception is after you two become a thing and he gets comfortable with you, you might be able to draw out some insecurities from him. Please help him with those he needs help

Songs!!

- Wake Up In The Sky, Gucci Maine, Bruno Mars & Kodak Black

- That’s Life, Frank Sinatra

- Fame, David Bowie (if this doesn’t give you a Monoma vibe NOTHING will-)

- Fashion, David Bowie

#mha #bnha #mha matchup #bnha matchup #monoma neito

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atopearth · 4 years

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Fate/stay night Réalta Nua Part 5 - Heaven’s Feel Route (1/2)

Day 1-10 Since Sakura barely appears in the other routes after a while, I kinda forgot how soothing of a person she is, and how sweet it is that both Shirou and her love to cook for each other. I like how Shirou prioritised taking Sakura home for her safety rather than caring about the possibility of him and Shinji fighting (since Shinji doesn’t like Sakura going to Shirou’s place to cook). Honestly, with how beautiful and kind Sakura is, it’s really saddening how she feels like the only time she can truly be herself and have fun is when she goes to Shirou’s place to cook and spend time with him and Taiga. They’re such simple everyday things, but somehow it’s so difficult for her to truly have something so simple in her life. That bruise on Shirou…was it from one of the bugs at Sakura’s place or something? Although it seems implied in the UBW route (and explicitly shown in the UBW anime), I guess both Sakura and Rin were inspired by the Shirou four years ago that kept challenging a high jump bar for three hours persevering and never giving up for such a long time. Even though in the end, he wasn’t able to succeed, I think seeing him continue to try so hard really affected them and their mindset. In a sense, both Shirou and Sakura were feeling crap at that time, Sakura was probably plagued with the Matou family circumstances as usual with no outbreak at all (until she met Shirou properly and he taught her how to cook etc), and at that time Kiritsugu just passed away so Shirou was really down and just did reckless things as an outlet I guess. And yet now they’re both here supporting each other, it’s so cute. I loved how he brought a tea set and quietly had tea with her in the classroom until she felt better (since she seems really bothered about Shirou’s bruise).

I think a lot of the reason why Shirou is the way he is, is not only because of Kiritsugu saving him influencing him, but also the people he encountered in the fire ten years ago. It’s surprising, but it seems that in Shirou’s memories, a lot of the people he saw who died in the fire were people who sacrificed themselves for others. People who gave their lives to save children, people who would give their own limited water to another, only for them to die instead etc, and although there were people who walked past others “leaving” others to die, it didn’t really feel like something Shirou would blame them for, because he knew, he knew that in such a place surrounded by death, what you should blame aren’t the people who tried their best to survive but the existence of the fire itself, and that’s why I think Shirou is someone who aims to save everyone by not allowing such things to happen in front of him ever again, rather than the idea of saving people when terrible things happen. Well, I guess it’s kinda surprising that to an extent, Kotomine did understand Kiritsugu’s motivations etc fairly well, or maybe it took him 10 years to understand lol. Anyway, I guess it’s kinda interesting how even though Kiritsugu barely taught Shirou much about being a superhero saving everybody etc, Shirou still ended up going on this path towards an impossible dream just like him.

Hmm I guess Zouken is “alive” through the existence of the worms? Nice to see Shinji out of the picture (for now) but Zouken is definitely not going to just stop fighting~ Honestly disgusting to picture Rider “eating” an innocent woman’s spirit and mind etc, I wonder how many people they’ve done that to already… I loled when Shinji got reprimanded as useless by Zouken, but yeah he’s probably going to be even more annoying from now on even if he’s not a Master so zzzzz. On the other hand, Shirou panicking and consulting Rin on how he can protect Sakura from the war is so cute lol. Innocent Illya is always so cute but dangerous🥺🥺 I don’t blame Shirou for having a soft spot for her when she acts like that, and it’s not like she’s faking either, she’s genuine, but at the same time, she’s genuinely intending on killing Shirou. Omgg Taiga was so cute when she got traumatised at how scary Saber can be in a sword fight🤣 Everyone is so cuteeeeee lol. I love how Taiga misunderstood Shirou and Saber’s relationship (since she wants to sleep in the same room and will always obey Shirou lmao) and did a choke hold on him and threw him, but he was too heavy and she nearly hurt herself. It was so sweet how Shirou reprimanded her for doing something that could have hurt herself rather than being annoyed at her throwing him, he’s such a good boy. You definitely didn’t raise him wrong, Taiga!! LMAO at Taiga and Sakura talking about bras and sleeping with them on or not at night right in front of Shirou hahahaha. But yeah, it was really heartwarming how insistent Shirou was on telling Sakura to stay over because he was worried about her. He’s so nice😫 HAHAHA, Taiga totally deserved it when Sakura nearly killed her covering her mouth, she literally just told Shirou Sakura’s bra size!! It was hilarious but so embarrassing hahaha. Not gonna lie, Shirou was so cool when he carried Sakura back to the room. Sakura really is so reckless though. She fell asleep in the bath with a high fever and then fell down after she changed into her clothes, like seriously, take care of yourself better please Sakura!! You really can’t blame Shirou for being so worried about her tbh. And yes, I love it when the girl tugs on the guy’s shirt so that they’ll stay beside them until they fall asleep, it’s such an adorable thing to see all the timeee!

Oh man, seeing Assassin suffer such a gruesome death was terrible… I’m kind of surprised that Kuzuki lost considering how adept he is, but I guess…Sakura is a monster? Lol. Umm, that dream of Shirou having sex with Rin was way too vivid to be a dream imo, Sakura definitely did something to him! Does she eat men for magical energy or something?😟 Saber said he’s lacking magical energy, she’s definitely stealing it!!! Anyway, it was pretty cute how Sakura insisted on staying to take care of Shirou since he apparently has a fever. But at the same time, it felt ominous lol. Like, I don’t doubt Sakura’s intentions, but there’s definitely something dangerous about her that she’s probably aware of to an extent even if not fully. Lol at her getting mad every time Shirou mentions Rin though. Honestly though, Rin is the sweetest girl ever when she got all worried and concerned about Shirou not coming to school, she legit thought he died at Ryuudou Temple, it was so adorable to see how annoyed she was that he was so alive and well hahaha. Omgg, things were so peaceful without Shinji, I should have expected he’d come to get back Sakura yuckkk. Wow, he’s so disgusting, I can’t believe he just hit her straight away, and even insulted her and Shirou saying Shirou is just using her for sex, he’s straight up disgusting!! I wonder if Sakura’s fevers are caused by a lack of magical energy or something, I mean, her eyes changed back to being lifeless when she fell down due to the fever!! I never realised but (spoiler!) technically, both Sakura and Shirou were “adopted”! It’s kinda saddening when you think about that though, by getting adopted, Shirou was able to lead a normal life, whereas Sakura being adopted turned her whole life upside down… It’s nice to know that Shirou said he’d scold her if Sakura became a bad person (since she asked what he would do), but would he really? I feel like he’d comfort her and try to get her back on the “right” path more than he would shout at her haha.

I knew that Sakura found light and meaning to her life after taking care of Shirou after he got injured, but I didn’t think that Sakura was actually the one to persistently go to his place all the time to convince him that she should take care of him and cook for him etc. But I guess regardless of what her motivations were, she definitely didn’t expect that Shirou would give her the spare key to the house that Kiritsugu used to always use. Seeing her smile and so cherish that gift was quite touching, and at the same time I couldn’t help but admire how much Shirou trusted her that he could give something so important to her. I am legit so sad that the monstrous Assassin that appeared (and consumed the previous Assassin) also ended up killing and consuming Lancer😭😭 Honestly, I kinda find it frustrating that this is all happening. So, does that mean that if you take Sakura away from her home, they aren’t able to control her anymore or something? Or is it just Zouken causing trouble? HAHAHA, I loved Shirou’s impersonation of Rin at a yakiniku place being that she’ll devour her fill and say she went easy on him lmao, and I love how Rin said he was right🤣🤣🤣 Now that they’re cooperating (due to Caster still existing even though Shirou defeated her), I’m so glad to have the Shirou and Rin banter again! Like, Sakura is cute, but yeah. And lol at Rin realising too late that Shirou’s lunch was huge because Sakura made it hoping to eat it with him. I bet she waited for Shirou at the archery range thinking he’d go there since she suggested for him to go there🥺 Oh nooo, and she bumped into Shirou and Rin!! Omg, I love how Rin so easily cleared everything up and made Shirou realise that Sakura wanted to eat lunch with him! Rin even apologised about it, she’s legit so clear about it and so cool, I love her. I bet if Rin wasn’t there, it would have just turned into a situation where Sakura would be sad and Shirou would be clueless lol.

I loved how Shirou readied himself to go into the deadly Chinese restaurant that serves super hot spices from Hell (since Rin told him to go there after school), and he enters only to witness Kotomine eating mapo tofu (seemingly) furiously with his deadpan face lol! I knew Kotomine wouldn’t hesitate to reveal that he was a Master since Lancer is gone now and he wants info, but he really said it so nonchalantly lol. I loved how he actually ordered more than one serving of mapo tofu lmao, it was a great way to end their conversation hahaha. Do people really eat that just by itself?! On the other hand, it was obvious that Zouken used his blood sucking bugs or whatever they are to somehow live all this time (hundreds of years!), but it seems like there’s a limit and he’s reaching it since he can’t go out in broad daylight anymore. I was wondering when Shirou was going to remember his promise to meet with Illya at the park LOL. He totally deserved Illya getting mad at him, she waited for him in the cold!! Although Shirou saying he’ll do anything for her to forgive him leading to them going on a short little shopping trip seems to be the right choice (since there’s a CG of her enjoying the snow with Shirou), I really enjoyed how in the other option, Shirou takes Illya back to his house. I know it’s dangerous since she’s a Master, but it was just so innocent and sweet to see her enjoy something so simple like tea time with Shirou, exploring his house and even feeling sad that this is the place Kiritsugu was, so even if she wants to get mad at him, she can’t even show him anymore. It’s saddening, but it was rather bittersweet. Oh and I loved Saber arguing with Shirou about how dangerous it is letting Illya into the house, it was hilarious lmao.

Oh wow, so I guess Zouken devours humans with his bugs to kinda take their place/body? And his body is kinda literally bugs? I felt so sorry for the woman that literally got eaten… Hmm, so this magic of his only keeps his soul alive, so no matter how many bodies he takes over, he can only retain the form of Zouken himself, and due to that, his body is constantly rotting since it’s at it’s utter limit I guess. I find it so terrible that he now has to get a new body every few months now when he used to last fifty years in one, he’s really been killing so so many people! His soul is rotting is an interesting way to phrase how his existence really can’t be sustained in this world anymore… It seems like Archer recognises that “shadow” that swallows up everything and was forced to defeat it before or clean up after it…. It’s kinda disgusting that Zouken states that his simple wish for the holy grail to grant is for him to be able to live (without rotting) and yet he sacrifices every other person’s wishes to live for himself. I’m not surprised that Saber ended up getting consumed and possibly controlled by that dark thing that consumed Lancer too, but I’m honestly disappointed. Well… Rider appearing to save Shirou was rather random and unexpected even if Shinji wants Shirou to be alive so he can prove to everyone and Rin that he’s not inferior to him.. I knew Sakura would be “happy” that Saber is now gone, so she can have Shirou to herself, but I guess Shirou went against her expectations that he won’t get hurt anymore (since Saber is gone), and instead he’s going to go out even more now… I wonder if her intense hatred for whatever that is hurting Shirou is kinda causing her to go around at night as the “shadow”? Anyway, apparently Sakura is more of a pervert than Shirou lol! She legit just masturbated to him after seeing his stomach and his back when she tended to his wounds lol! And lol is Sakura like a yandere?! She’s literally thinking about hurting Shirou so much that he can’t go outside just so that he won’t be able to hurt himself anymore… Like, lady, I don’t know about hurting him to stop him from hurting himself…isn’t that a bit contradictory?? At least put him in a cage or something instead LOL.

Oh wow, I never realised that Taiga’s family is rich and has many housekeepers! That’s why Shirou was able to ask for one to help care for Sakura’s fever whilst he went to school. Like dang! LMAO at Tiger Dojo 28 when Illya tries to take over the Tiger Dojo with a tank and Taiga destroys it in one hit hahahah. Now that I think about it, when Rider said she protected Shirou because her Master said to not let him die, did she actually mean Sakura? Lol. Honestly, with the fact that Sakura being the legitimate successor of the Matou family and being the one who used a Command Spell to order Rider to listen to Shinji making him a pseudo Master, you really gotta wonder how Shinji can be so shameless and disgusting to take Sakura hostage and kick her and harm her all the time when really, he’s only a Master because of her. Hmm, Rider has eyes of petrification and she never used it until this route?! Anyway, Sakura always stops going crazy when she realises that she hurts Shirou so I think everyone should just do that from now on if they want Sakura to stop lol.

I’ve always been a bit unsure of what exactly is wrong with Sakura so it’s nice that Kotomine is explaining things lol. But hmm basically, Zouken placed a crest worm inside of Sakura to monitor her, but since this worm has lived inside her for 11 years, it’s practically become a part of her like a Magic Circuit and has since transformed into her Magic Crest. But when this crest activates, it violates all her nerves and absorbs her magical energy, and since it’s so entrenched within her, it can suck all her magical energy dry and eat her for nutrition if it continues to rampage once activated.. Oh, and the crest activates when Sakura refuses to fight the battles as a Master and tries to abandon it… That’s so cruel.. and I see…Zouken never intended on using her in the war until now because he saw her as the shadow (and thought he could win the war this time)! So in the end, it’s because Shirou cared about her too much in this route that led to this lol. Ooh and I guess that shadow appears because Sakura is already using most of her magical energy to sustain Rider, so that requires the worm to get the energy somewhere else somehow..

Kotomine was right when he told Shirou to leave so he could perform surgery on Sakura to save her (from the attack she used on herself so that she wouldn’t hurt Shirou). All this time, Sakura has been carrying heavy mental burdens being beside Shirou. It was only when she could do simple things like cook with him at his house that she could wish for something like a normal and happy life. Even if it was like a dream, it was a happy dream for her, and she would continue doing that forever if she could. But the truth was, just as being with Shirou brought her an endless amount of happiness, it also brought her pain because she couldn’t help but think that she doesn’t deserve him, especially when she compares herself against others like Saber and Rin. She’s not as strong as Saber and she’s not as fun or witty as Rin, so she feels that she can’t win against them in any area, but regardless, she loves Shirou and wants to be the one with him even if she’s not pure. But at the same time, the fact that she’s not pure (aka a virgin) like the others makes her hesitate, she feels bad that she’s not pure like Shirou, she feels like she can’t stand by him like the others can, she can’t raise her head with pride and fight with them for him, because she doesn’t believe she deserves him, and it’s saddening to think of how terrible of a life she’s had this whole time.

Shirou’s choice between continuing to be a superhero or discarding it to protect Sakura (since as long as she is alive, she will be forced to fight and kill others) is an agonising choice. What Archer said really hit the nail on the head though, all this time, Shirou had lived in order to save as many people as he can, if he chooses to protect Sakura, he’ll be giving up on this belief that makes up what the person “Shirou” is. He’ll be burdened with the fact that he abandoned his belief for one person and will be tormented by that fact for the rest of his life. Not only would his individual guilt destroy him, but the fact that he is abandoning Kiritsugu’s promise would kill him on the inside… But I guess at the same time, Shirou can’t forgive the fact that he was always beside Sakura and yet he knew nothing of the pain she experienced and mentally carried. He was so oblivious to her even though he vowed to be a superhero, he must be thinking about how foolish he was to even dream of being a superhero when all along, he couldn’t even protect one of the closest people to him. And also the fact that he ignored how probable it was that Sakura was involved in all this by believing in Zouken’s words that she wasn’t, just because it was convenient to believe so, since if he doesn’t know, then there’s no reason to fight against her or be wary of her. But now, he’s forced to face the fact that she is Zouken’s puppet and he has to choose what he prioritises most. I didn’t realise how much Illya’s simple gesture of patting Shirou’s head even when he pushed her away (due to the pain of his indecision and regret) could sway me. I legit cried because it was such a touching thing to do for Shirou right now. She knew he was in pain and she knew she couldn’t leave him, all because she wanted to protect him and be his ally since she loves him. It broke my heart to know Illya felt so much for Shirou, she’s such a sweet girl. Illya’s right, huh? If Shirou chooses to persist being a superhero despite sacrificing the people he loves most, he is choosing the same life Kiritsugu followed; one where he threw away all the people he loved to save people he didn’t even know. In the end, regardless of which choice Shirou makes, he will hurt himself. By sacrificing the person he loves now, there is no limit to his sacrifice in the future, because if he has already sacrificed one of the most important people to him now, he won’t allow himself to hesitate to sacrifice anything else that’s precious to him in the future, because that’s the path he’s chosen. And that’s just so terrible, because it really will end up just being that same lonely path Kiritsugu and Archer had walked, a life where you abandon everything and yourself for a dream that is the “right path”… I also find it so saddening that Rin is burdened as the supervisor of this land and it’s people, so she has to harden her heart and kill Sakura to protect them. The Holy Grail War between a Rin and Shirou who have both sacrificed Sakura must be a painful one.

I never realised how much I needed Shirou to choose to protect Sakura instead of persisting in being a superhero until I actually made the choice and went to the Tiger Dojo haha. Although he’s choosing to protect the person he loves, I don’t feel like he’ll be completely abandoning his ideals, because as he said to Sakura before, if she’s doing something bad, he will scold her, and I think in this case, he will with the best of his ability stop her from causing any more harm and he will risk his life to do it, whilst using his life to atone for it if Sakura kills anyone. Ooh, so if Shirou chooses to protect Sakura, Kotomine uses up his Magic Crest (he just used up all the magic that was built up through generations!) to treat Sakura and is able to remove most of the crest worm! I guess he’s really interested in seeing how much suffering Sakura’s existence will cause upon Shirou and Rin lol. Sakura’s loss of magical energy is slowly eroding her sanity?! So that’s where the shadow comes from, huh? She’ll eventually lose all sense of herself due to that loss from the crest worm huh.. You know, with the way things have gone, a lot of people may say it’s cliche, and that even the part where Sakura unleashes all her true feelings and thoughts to Shirou is within reason of what you would expect her to say and him to react to, but I couldn’t help but have my heart crushed by it all. And I think that’s because a lot of it stems from the fact that I’ve read through the other routes. If I didn’t read through the previous two routes, I don’t think Shirou’s dilemma between choosing Sakura and persisting as a superhero would hit me as hard, because if I didn’t see his perseverance and unwavering determination, I wouldn’t truly understand how hard of a decision it was for Shirou to choose Sakura (even if he intends on saving everyone else along with her) because he is carrying the risk that people could die by allowing her to live, and Shirou choosing that shows how much he cares for Sakura and how much he doesn’t want to lose her. For Sakura, this is the first time you ever really get to see her true raw emotions of everything she has felt this whole time, and seeing her cruel past contrasted with how everything was in the beginning, you can really see how the “boring” slice of life parts of her life in each route was really what kept her going this whole time, Shirou gave her hope even if he was oblivious, he gave her happiness in the simplest form she could imagine and hope for, and now seeing Shirou choosing to help keep her simple happiness over everything else really melts my heart because of how much she had suffered all this time by herself. When Shirou said he would be her superhero, it honestly felt bittersweet because it really feels like a very painful compromise of his dream, yet it was also beautiful because it also means that Shirou has finally found something he himself deems to be more important than anything, for once in his life, he’s chosen to be a “normal selfish” person.

It’s kinda cute how awkward they were the morning after they had sex lol. I think the funniest thing was the fact that Rider was there the whole time they were having breakfast hahaha, she didn’t say anything at all so I didn’t notice lol. It’s kinda saddening that Sakura is riddled with competing emotions of not wanting Shirou to be hurt, but also being happy that Shirou is getting hurt for her now since she’s suffered all this time and he was oblivious to her pain. Although she’s leaning more towards being happy that he’s getting hurt for her, I feel like she’s being influenced by the worm and the shadow etc and is being consumed by the darkness into feeling like that. But of course I’m sure it stems from a part of her that feels like that, I just feel like the shadow probably amplifies all those negative emotions. Although I should have expected to see Saber Alter considering what happened to Caster, it was still kinda saddening to see her appear like that. And lol, legit there’s going to a whole army of the Servants as an Alter version with how the mud is consuming them all… Saber Alter looks pretty cool, mainly her armour though, her face looks a bit too…dead? I always hate seeing Archer die😭 Especially when he sacrifices himself to protect Rin. It also seems like he has some sort of regret towards Illya too? Was he not able to save her in other times or something? Anyway, it’s interesting that Archer is able to kinda like “combine” with Shirou and grant him the battle experience etc he had? On the other hand, I really wonder how Shirou is going to react when he realises what the shadow actually is… I find it quite fascinating that they could transplant Archer’s arm to Shirou (since he lost his left arm to the shadow when he protected Illya), and that it doesn’t disappear because now the arm is being supported by Shirou’s magical energy now. Lmao at Illya and Rin arguing about Shirou being their Servant since for Illya, she didn’t kill him the whole time the war was on, and for Rin, Archer gave his arm to Shirou and saved his life so he should take Archer’s place now was pretty funny hahaha. It was hard to pick between the two, but seeing Illya so happy if you pick being “her Servant”, it’s kinda worth it haha.

I’ve never really been interested in Kirei, but it was nice to know that his father called him Kirei because he hoped for him to be beautiful, moralistic and I guess, a good person. And he lived up to those expectations, but never felt anything for doing what he did, so in the end, even though he did “beautiful” things that his father was proud of, he was never really the “beautiful person” he was supposed to be. It’s interesting that he forced himself to continue like that hoping he could understand this beauty through being a priest etc like his father, but I wonder, if Kirei didn’t feel so restrained by being the beautiful person he was supposed to be all his life and instead questioned it when he realised it, would he have turned out the same way? I know he says he finds beauty and interest in other people suffering and all the supposedly “bad” stuff, but I feel like questioning what’s good and bad is a part of life, and I feel like if he actually allowed himself to ponder it more instead of actually doing these “bad things” to see how it affected him, maybe he could have also understood himself better and understood his father’s beliefs better. Now, instead of questioning things, he’s just gone all out to do all the stuff that makes people suffer in order to satisfy himself for all the “happiness” he lacked when he was doing good stuff. I think in a sense, it’s kinda saddening that Kirei never really got the chance to explore himself properly because he was so obsessed about what was so great about doing good imo. I don’t blame Sakura for getting angry at Shirou. It’s like, if it was still before when he wanted to hide the war from Sakura I would understand, but she’s a crucial part to the war now, and it’s obvious that his arm isn’t really his anymore, it’s really disrespectful of him to lie to her that it’s just a bit of an injury, it’ll only make Sakura worry even more and think of herself as even more useless. His kindness will kill her someday honestly lol. I’m glad Shirou reflected on his actions quickly and apologised for prioritising “looking tough” for Sakura rather than her feelings.

Overall, for now, there’s nothing much to say about the fights since they’re really just the shadow eating up everyone lol. As for the emotions though, I’m really liking how Shirou has been dealing with the ups and downs of caring for Sakura and prioritising her. His decision was definitely the highlight of the ten days, but I also really enjoyed seeing how cute and innocent Illya was. Kinda wish she did get her own route haha. Otherwise, things are just building up for now as usual, so nothing much to comment! I’ll still say that although I see why Sakura is the way she is, I honestly still find her a rather lacklustre heroine where I don’t particularly feel anything for her? It’s like, for Saber, I got annoyed sometimes with how stubborn she was, but Shirou was also stubborn so fair enough, and I just really loved Rin because of how cool and great she was etc. But for Sakura, I honestly don’t dislike her or like her because I still feel like she’s more of a trope than a character to me? It feels like she’s there to push Shirou into doing what he needs to do to protect her, but on the other hand, there’s nothing really interesting about her? Maybe that’ll change in the second half though, so we shall see~ Honestly though, I just don’t want to see Rin or Illya die🥺

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BnHA Chapter 219: Two Good Boys and One Unlucky Broker

Previously on BnHA: Katsuki and Shouto had their licenses for all of 30 minutes (literally) before deciding to put them to the test. But let’s backtrack a bit! It was a beautiful snowy day in December and class 1-A was chilling out and watching the news. We were introduced to a company called Detnerat, and their CEO who’s apparently a big fan of this dead terrorist guy named Destro who wrote a book about quirk supremacy and how people with superpowers need to rise up and liberate themselves and shit. It’s actually really interesting and I can see how these ideas would create a divide within hero society much like Stain’s ideology did. But anyway, so the CEO casually murdered his assistant for mocking these ideas, so that was deeply horrifying. And then he went to meet with some other villains (because yeah! he’s a villain, apparently!) who are apparently descendants of Destro (as is he, I presume), and they talked about how they’re gonna arrange a meetup with the League of Villains so that they can FUCK THEM UP. Plot twist! Anyways and then we cut to some hapless citizens who were being robbed by some banditos, and that’s when Katsuki and Shouto showed up as previously mentioned. So let’s see how this goes!

Today on BnHA: Katsuki and Shouto take on Soda Sam (who I really did think was Aizawa’s old buddy for much longer than I’m proud to admit though), who fights back with some pressurized water jets. All Might saves a stupid Instagram lady and Katsuki saves the both of them, and also recovers everyone’s stolen wallets, because he’s a fucking boy scout now that the provisional course is over. Meanwhile Shouto whips out the ol’ hot+cold power combo of sports festival fame and knocks the villain out. Afterwards the two of them are enthusiastically congratulated by a pro hero called Slidin’ Go (who’s secretly evil, as it turns out, because this is a very strange arc) and hair ruffled by All Might and it’s fucking great you guys. We then cut back to the Detnerat guys, who bring in Giran, a.k.a. the League of Villains’ black market broker who just so happens to have balls of fucking steel. Good thing too, because the DetCEO plans to use him to track down and lure out the League so he can take care of them. Lastly, we cut over to said League, whose members are currently in the process of having their asses handed to them by Gigantomachia and are really not looking too hot, oh dear.

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my mostly-unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’m caught up with the manga now at chapter 225 -- I haven’t read 226 yet -- so any ETAs will reflect that.)

so it’s come to this. the Symbol of Peace, reduced to directing traffic

listen kid, you’ll have time for autographs later all right? for now just DO AS THE MAN SAYS

meanwhile Shouto’s being a badass

Bakugou may be out of his element in the cold (and we’ll see if this poses a problem for him--he’s only got one gauntlet on top of that), but this lil lukewarm lad is fine and dandy

loooooll

you tell ‘em Shouto. that’s some nice property damage there son. I hope Katsuki tries to keep his own quirk contained, the last thing we need is you guys getting billed Mt. Lady style for destroying fucking main street here all of 25 minutes after getting those licenses laminated

(ETA: I guess he didn’t actually do any lasting damage though? hopefully nothing got flood damaged when he melted all of that afterwards.)

the title of the chapter is “go! sliding go!” which sounds like fun. sounds like more icy goodness

(ETA: why did they name this chapter after the weirdly unsettling and secretly evil THE FULLLLLL BULLPENNN hero, though?? my working theory is that it was Horikoshi’s way of ensuring we wouldn’t just immediately forget he existed so that we could be properly surprised when he returned a few chapters later.)

anyway so Aizawa’s cloudy friend is shaking off the ice, and now he’s chewing the boys out for fucking up his big purse-snatching operation

all that for a handful of wallets?? seriously??

LMAO

I don’t know if it’s that I’m becoming more like him, or if he’s just becoming more like me. but either way Katsuki you gotta get out of my head there kiddo, I’m starting to worry here

by the way is it just me or is he actually higher up than he was just a few seconds ago. are you actually climbing this thing. drunk on adrenaline or what

anyway so Kumo, who may or may not actually be him but we’re just assuming for now, is explaining that he controls carbonated water and he lives for thrills. his words. not mine

okay first of all, no you don’t. fucking no one in this series has more resolve than that lil monkey slowly inching his way up towards that traffic light there

and second, you spent a whole goddamn month planning a purse heist. where the fuck did you get these airs you’re putting on dude

wow you guys

I feel like we should be placing bets not on whether Baku and Todo will win, but on how long it’ll actually take them. I’m thinking not very fucking long

(ETA: this whole thing is wrapped up within ten pages. I could have literally have been present on the scene, said to myself “my what a lovely snowy day, I think I’ll go buy myself some hot chocolate,” ducked into the Starbucks on the corner, and it would have all been over by the time I stepped back out. “you missed it!!” shouts the excited ‘it’s All Might’ kid from page one. “there was ice and explosions and this stupid lady almost got All Might crushed with a pole!”)

MY DUDES WHAT IS THIS??

SIX IN ONE GO. THIS HIGH SCHOOLER IS THE FUTURE NUMBER ONE HERO I’LL HAVE YOU SUCKERS KNOW

AHHAHAHAHAHA

I’M LOVING IT. I’M LOVING THIS. FUCK ‘EM UPPPPP KATSUKI

WHERE’S THAT RESOLVE OF YOURS NOWWWWW

holy shit. it occurs to me that this is only the third time in the series we’ve actually seen him fight real villains. and the second time was at Kamino, and he was pretty much just on the defensive there and trying to keep them all at a distance, so it’s debatable whether or not that really counts. so basically this is the first time since USJ that he’s gotten to just let loose against a bunch of mooks. and I’ve only just realized how much I wanted this omg

apparently he wanted it too lol. also I’m surprised and extremely impressed that he can control his trajectory that well with only one arm. gives me hope that Shouto’ll be going airborne like his pop any day now

anyway so Kumo? is fighting back though

watch out Katsuki he’s got seltzer and he’s not afraid to use it

okay but damn though

is this fucking seltzer water slicing through this metal lamp post??

I just took a brief break from reading this chapter to go look up “water saw” videos on YouTube to try and get an idea of what exactly we may be dealing with there. and well, I found this. so uh. depends on what kind of firepower that thing on his arm is packing I guess. but he might be more trouble than I anticipated

meanwhile!

ALL MIGHT LET HER GO IT’S NATURAL SELECTION

FUCK

IF THIS STUPID LADY GETS ALL MIGHT KILLED IN FRONT OF THESE TWO BOYS WHO WERE SO GUNG-HO ABOUT FINALLY GETTING THEIR LICENSES, SHE BETTER PRAY THE GATES OF HELL CAN PROTECT HER BECAUSE I’M GONNA GET ME SOME FUCKING BOLT CUTTERS AND FOLLOW HER DOWN THERE MARK MY WORDS

OH THANK GOD

oh my goddddd

first of all, whew. and second of all I’m so glad Horikoshi let him have that moment, rather than Shouto. just in case there were any lingering haters out there thinking his heart still wasn’t in the right place and that the only reason he was all TEAM RESCUE, BITCHES in the previous arc was because he wanted to win

and I mean, he did, obviously. but IT CAN BE TWO THINGS, and now we have a nice little moment here with him rescuing his dad (whose body moved before he could think, AS USUAL) and this stupid lady who put her Instagram above her own fucking life

meanwhile

okay Shouto you have my permission to kick his ass

yeah go ahead and fuck him up

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

PETITION TO PUT SHOUTO IN “GUESS I’VE GOT NO CHOICE” SITUATIONS MORE OFTEN

wow not!Kumo, he is literally the worst possible opponent you could have had huh. sucks to be you

lol Katsuki’s mad that Shouto got to be a badass

they’re getting along so well now. Shouto completely knows how to handle him, he’s like a Kirishima 2.0. he just completely ignores the fact that Katsuki is shrieking insults, and responds as though the questions were phrased normally

and Katsuki actually answers him despite everything. I know it’s crazy, but this is seriously progress

now Dad is running over to make sure they’re okay

“oh, All Might. didn’t see you there. we were just out here being heroic heroes. [stretches casually; yawns] all in a day’s work”

at least he didn’t reference his kidnapping! Kacchan’s protesting but really that’s the best he could have hoped for

so the dude’s asking if they did all of this and uh, yeah. who do think they are, amateurs? I’ll have you know they have provisional licenses, sir

did this motherfucker just pull 13 fucking wallets out of fucking hammerspace to hand over. Link?? is that you??

holy shit. is that why your pants were always so baggy?? WERE YOU JUST BEING PREPARED THIS WHOLE TIME

so not only did Katsuki not destroy so much as an inch of public property (aside from the pole which was already destroyed), he even had the forethought to rescue everyone’s wallets and hand them over to the authorities like the good law-abiding citizen he is

where the fuck is Gang Orca, I need to send that man a fucking fruit bouquet or something

oh my

new favorite panel alert

so this guy, whose name is apparently Sliding Go, says he’ll take care of the rest. okay. thanks man

meanwhile definitely!not!Kumo!mybad!sometimesI’mwrong’s little jet nozzle gauntlets are... exploding??

Detnerat? possibly??

good eye there Sherlock

so I wonder if they got them from Detnerat or from that black market guy the League’s associated with... Giran? I think is his name??

oh shit!!!

new new favorite panel alert

love how Shouto seems shocked at the unexpected gesture of fatherly affection (which hurts my heart. hey All Might you got room for a third son there), whereas Bakugou is just accepting it and probably even knew it was coming and is just trying to keep his cool and trying to calculate how long he can stand there basking in All Might’s pride before it starts to look like he’s actually enjoying it

sdflkjasldkj

SWEETHEART USE YOUR WORDS

Shoutooooooooo. ;_; that little smile is killing me, I’m melting. once the initial surprise wore off he was so happy. look at him shyly fumbling with his tie oh my baby I love you so much

oh to be a fly on the wall of that taxi cab. watching the two of them sit in the backseat as far away from each other as possible and looking out the window and being so pleased with themselves after all their hard work finally paid off. and meanwhile All Might in the front seat next to the driver, peeking at them in the rearview mirror and smiling softly

also fly!me would definitely try to sneak a peek at Katsuki’s fucking hero license because HORIKOSHI COME THE FUCK ON ALREADY WHY IS IT ALWAYS SECRET AFTER FUCKING SECRET

and I guess that’s that! a very satisfying fight that lasted all of 10 pages but had several cool moves, an opponent with a cool quirk, and several character development moments! that’s how it’s done! god this series has been fucking killing it lately I swear. I hope I’m not jinxing it but this is some good shit. the artwork and pacing are great, I’m liking the new plot so far... just, keep it up, Horikoshi, please

(ETA: for real though he is crushing it)

so now we’re cutting back to the ol’ villain corporate office in Gotham City or wherever

ah, so it was Detnerat!

well I can’t say this is a huge surprise. I imagine the villain market was too tempting to pass up

!!!

I swear to god this had better be more entertaining than the last League of Villains team-up

so now this dude with the shiniest, most luxurious hair I’ve ever seen is explaining that he worked fast because DetCEO told him “do so at once” and his words are the words of Destro

damn so there’s a pretty clear hierarchy here huh

OH SHIT

THAT’S FUCKING GIRAN. THAT’S THE DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO HIM?? FIRST A MURDER IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER AND NOW THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS’ FAVORITE BROKER IS GETTING FUCKING TORTURED BY CORPORATE THUGS, WHAT THE FUCK. ARE WE IN FOR ANOTHER HARDCORE ARC

(ETA: indeed we are, but this one is so much better though.)

careful, he’s sensitive and clearly not afraid to kill a bitch for less than that, Giran

“the old man”?? is he talking about DetCEO’s father? or his? surely he’s not talking about AFO?

so now President Why So Serious is asking him how much he wants

and Giran is all “I happen to be picky about who I do business with, and since you all just kidnapped and beat the shit out of me, I’m inclined to say ‘no’ here”

(ETA: Giran is a stand up guy and it cost him a fucking hand. well that’s the risk you run when you work in the criminal underworld I guess.)

holy shit Giran

RIP Giran 2015-2019

but damn though, I gotta hand it to the guy, he’s got a bigger pair than I ever expected

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

okay so I’m just gonna post the whole page and break it down

GIRAN IS FUCKED. THIS GUY IS A MANIAC AND HE’S LEGIT GONNA TORTURE THE INFO OUT OF HIM HOLY SHIT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AGAIN

GIGANTOMACHIA IS FUCKING INSANE

AND HOW DID HE GET SO BIG

AND IS COMPRESS FUCKING DEAD. AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEST VILLAIN GIRL TOGA OMG

SPINNER IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME TO REVEAL YOUR QUIRK AND HAVE IT TURN OUT TO BE REALLY BADASS IT’S NOW BUDDY

DABI AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU WERE OUT PLANNING NOUMU SHIT WITH HAWKS AND NOT DEALING WITH THIS UTTER SHITSHOW

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES TOMURA LOOK A LITTLE BUFFER THAN BEFORE? YOU BEEN LIFTING BRO

HOW AND WHY DID THEY GET TO THESE CLIFFS IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, GIGANTO YOU’D BETTER WATCH IT, BECAUSE TOMURA MORE THAN LIKELY IS TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO BEAT YOU WITHOUT KILLING YOU, BUT IF HE DOES DECIDE HE WANTS TO KILL YOU, YOU’LL BE PRETTY HARD-PRESSED TO STOP HIM DUDE

oh my god. this is three awesome chapters in a row now. BnHA is killing it, seriously

#bnha #boku no hero academia #bakugou katsuki #todoroki shouto #all might #redestro #giran #league of villains #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #makeste reads bnha #so guess who just noticed slidin' go's got a big ol' arrow plastered on his crotch #me #you guessed it #why is this man so sinister #him and his lack of friction #I can't believe he hugged my children #tomura you had better dust this cheeky mofo

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rosyerim · 6 years

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nct 127 as your best friend

taeil

is literally a grandmother

you’re the person he goes to everytime he doesn't understand something slang wise

“y/n,,,mark called me the goat,,,is that good or bad?”

“today jisung called me a bro but i’m not his actual brother, should i tell him?”

also needs you to explain memes to him

“johnny just sent me a picture of a trashcan and said mood should i be concerned?”

“why do you keep sending me kermit pictures, i do not get it”

but he’s the cutest bean alive

hugs you all the time!! hello hug, goodbye hug, i appreciate you hug, all the hugs!!

has the voice of an actual angel

he gets super shy when you ask him to sing but will belt out whatever song you want

also plays the guitar whenever you visit him at the dorms or at practice & attempts to each you

he encourages you to sing with him, whether you can or not not doesn’t matter, he likes it when you two are screeching the lyrics to your favourite song together

loves eating your food, even if you can’t cook, he appreciates it!!

scolds you if you don’t do your homework or leave dishes in the sink, he is a lil granny hehe

johnny

you call him beanstalk so he calls you jack, even if you’re a girl he doens’t care lol, together you’re jack and the beanstalk

sends you memes throughout the day when he has time, he just feels like you have to see them or else he’ll combust

he always messes up your hair whenever you say horton hears a who

makes you tune in to nct night night everynight & will literally quiz you on what he was talking with jaehyun about

always giggles when you hype up his singing voice and dancing

he did’t spend all that time in the dungeon for nothing

whenever you two go out and get separated you just shout “oh daddy” and he’ll find you

almost died laughing when you worse his shoes before, he’s literally bigfoot

has the ugliest photos of you on his phone but he says they make him feel better about himself

but then you just send him his predebut pics and he shuts up real quick lmao

never ask his opinion on your outfit unless you want him to just

*inhale* johNNYS FASHION EVALUATION *exhale*

3am meme wars

literally kills you with his pun, doesn’t matter where you are

johnny, holding up a pie: “hey y/n you’re such a cutie pie!”

johnny, with a bag of candy: “these may be sweet but you’re even sweeter!”

johnny;"if you were a booger i’d pick you first”

johnny; “h-” “say another word johnny seo and i would fucking cut you”

you’re highkey done with him but you don’t know what you do without him

and vice versa <3

taeyong

sometimes you want to smack him because he keeps overworking himself!! & you want him to rest!!! but he doesn’t listen

so most of the time when he has a day off you just go over to the dorms with takeaway and spend the day watching that anime he hasn’t shut up about

but he loves how much you take care of him (he won’t admit it tho)

he usually comes to you if he has a problem or just needs to rant & you listen every time!!

he loves when you send him random pictures of dogs you see because he misses his own dog ruby

he laughs so hard when you attempt to rap his parts in songs, esp in chain like,,,im convinced taeyong has gills because of how fast he raps

calls you randomly in the middle of the day just because he wants to hear your voice (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

cutest little man alive, if you’re happy he’s happy, always giggles at your puns even if they’re bad

also brings you with him when he gets a piercing, so he can squeeze your hand

pouts when you say any member is better looking than him as a joke

“but i’m the center,,,(ಥ﹏ಥ)“ then he brings out the puppy dog eyes so ofc you take it back

he’s also super caring towards you and will fight anybody who makes you sad

yuta

sassiest man alive & will roast tf out of you

but its okay you roast him back so your entire friendship is just insulting each other

but nobody else can insult you, otherwise yuta gets angry >:[ & vice versa

judges you when you wear his jumpers because only he can make it look good

makes you watch anime with him but without the subtitles & unless you speak japanese, you’re going to be bored for ages

tries out shitty pick up lines on you they’re for winwin

all the members aid yuta is like a hot pouch so he lets you cling to him during winter or when it’s cold because he doesn’t want his bestie getting a cold smh

then’d he have to take care of you rip

comes whining to you everytime winwin rejects him but also wont accept your love???

teaches you little phrases in japanese and dies when you repeat them but butcher them

also asks for your opinion on his outfits & piercings

“y/n should i go with the cross earrings or hoop?”

“neither you’re too ugly”

“not as ugly as you”

you two fight like cat and dog but deep down he’s a total softie for you aw

doyoung

another sassy man but only roasts you if he feels you’re being annoying

whenever you’re sad tho, doyoung makes you your favourite meal & mAYHaps you cried at how thoughtful he is

treats you like you’re his little brother

he pushes you off the couch because he find’s your reaction funny rip

but whenever he goes away on tour he always comes back with hella souvenirs just for you

doesn’t let you near jeno because “you’ll taint him!!” but he gives jeno your number as an emergency contact???

he’ll randomly text you that he’s coming over then show up two seconds later & you two end up blasting bazzi all day while he bitches to you about the other members lol

when you cook, even if you’re good or bad, he’ll always be hovering over your shoulder and telling you that you’re doing something wrong, jokingly

then he’ll eat up the whole dish & tell you it was horrible #justdoyoungthings

judges you silently whenever you bring up an ex he never liked but still lends you his shoulder to cry on if you get upset

if you ever call him sad he’ll be over to yours in about 5 seconds with your favourite snack and let you pick movies for you two to watch

sends you random clips of him singing during the day & gets all bashful when you say you love his voice

you got him a toy bunny for his birthday and despite him saying he hates it, he brings it with him whenever he goes on tour & sleeps w it :’)

jaehyun

marine boy

glares at you every time you call him jeffery

you always ask him wtf is his skincare routine but he just laughs & says “perish :)”

sings you to sleep with his voice actually from HEAVEN because you called him when you had a bad dream & he’s hella smug because you trust him that much(▰˘◡˘▰)

doesn’t get annoyed when you poke his dimple, he’s find its cute how you find it cute which you find cute and you’re both just C U T E

encourages you to tune in to nct night night but will highkey be sad if you don’t

you two always stay up super late talking to each other on the phone because his voice is so soothing and he thinks the same about you until one of you end up falling asleep like (´﹃｀)

he has so many screenshots of you fast asleep on facetime and he sets the funniest one as his lockscreen, so when hes away he can look at it & remember you’re there for him (⺣◡⺣)♡

lets you borrow his jumpers but only if you really need it like he’s not giving you his tommy hilfiger jacket unless you forgot your own jacket and its -374873 degrees outside lol

also p cuddly with you since he’s so comfortable around you

like you’d just be chilling at the dorms and he’ll lay his head down on your lap & you’ll start running your hand through his hair as he dozes off

or when you two go out to eat he’ll loop his arm your shoulders whilst you walk & wouldn’t even bat an eyelid

you two get mistaken for a couple so much you end up just shrugging it off because lol their opinion doesn’t matter

your friendship is important to each other all thats all that really matters

winwin

only likes getting dotted on by you

when the other members yuta smother him with love hes just ( ¬_¬)

but when you do, he’s like (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

he attempts to teach you his wushu skills and his cool flexible tricks but you just end up dislocating something lol

he ends up switching to chinese whenever he rants to you & unless you speak chinese you’re basically listening to an angry winwin for about 20 mins

but so long as he gets it off his chest you don’t mind :))

do not let the boy near a kitchen he will literally set it on fire

for your birthday he tried making moon cakes but ended up burning his hand (つ﹏<。)

but you still appreciated the thought & he bought you take away

he gets a bit down sometimes because of how little lines he has & sometimes he thinks he’s voice isnt that good but you reassure him every time that his voice!!is amazing!!! sm just need to get their shit together sm more like smh

he loves it when you speak to him in chinese, it makes him feel so at home awe

likes to fall asleep on you because you’re the most comfortable thing to him

doesn’t matter where or when because to him

your lap= free real estate

you two also get mistaken for a couple sometimes but winwin just nods hugs you close to prove his point & you two always die from laughter afterwards

he always listens to you though so whenver winwin is moody, taeyong calls you to give out to him so he goes from (-`д´-) to (￣^￣)ゞ real quick

winwin loves you & you love him too

jungwoo

softest boy

whenever you meet up with him you don’t say hi, you just do his part from boss then he walks away from you lol

you always encourage him to speak up, esp. when he’s with a bunch of people

since he has a habit of copying what people say you say the most complicated words in english

“superkajafrjalisticaxosjdapefwfnls”

“super fuck off y/n”

your entire friendship consists of either eating at your place or eating out at some random all you can eat buffet

super supportive of you even when you do stupid things, you look over at him and hes just d(￣▽￣o) “you do you y/n”

sends you selfies of him so you can fawn over his beauty & tell him which pose suits him best

claps like a seal whenever you say something funny but gets pouty when you make fun of it

super affectionate with you & glares at anybody who comments on it, like jungwoo just wants to be close with his bestie, is that wrong?

is lowkey protective of you like if he thinks lucas is tryna make a move, jungwoo will swoop tf in and whisk you away to the safety of his room

you two end up cuddle under the blankets watching his favorite movie & he ends up dozing off

does aegyo whenever you get mad at him so you can’t really stay mad, he’s just too cute

mark

always goes to your first whenever he writes a rap because he values your opinion a lot & you’re honest with him

lots of inside jokes which just consists of you two giggling to each other randomly

needs you to tell him to take a break because of how much he works

if he doesn’t listen you threaten to feed him sour candy

but you’re super duper proud of your canadian bestie, when he preforms on stage you’re deadass in the crowd like

“thats my bEST FRIEND!!!(´⌣`ʃƪ)“

pouts when he tries to call you & you don’t pick up

he wanted to tell you about the fluffy dog he saw a minute ago!!

but texts you nonetheless & you wake up to 36 messages describing the texture of the dogs fur and how it barked

but you loved how weird mark was, the weirder he was the more comfortable he was and it was just so cute

doesn't care if you steal his jumpers, he has about 300 but will not let you touch his caps, they are his prized possessions

he doesn’t even try roast you because of how many memes of him you can send back

you always tell him how much you miss his ramen hair

he laughs at anything so you could literally cough and he’d cry from laughing but thats what makes him so endearing

you call him seagull boy to annoy him & it works lol

gets shy when you watch his dance at practice & ends up making mistakes but nobody is mad about it hehe

you also refer to him as long ass ride boy or sing sang sung boy

he threatens to block you irl

tries to teach you how to play guitar but you end up purposefully messing it up and he cringes so badly lol

but mark is your best friend and nothing will change that

haechan

he is That Bitch

always comes to you first when he has tea on the members

“y/n bitCH, mArk actually flirted w winwin infront of me, i’m cancelling him smh”

random dance competitions at 4 in the morning are a must, he always ends up beating you （πーπ）

also snaps you selfies of him randomly because he wants you to hype him up

which you do obviously

also texts you almost everyday & keeps you updated on what hes doing

“i’m at a cafe w my hyungs tday!!”

“omg i have a shoot @5am i’m going to d i e”

“come over and make me ramen pesant”

buT he looooves when you baby him

before you leave the dorms after hanging out, he makes you tuck him in & give him a lil smooch on the forehead goodnight awee ( ˘ ³˘)

but would die if you ever told his hyungs s you swear not too plus it’s good blackmail for you hehe

you always say “ohmgod its michael jackson hehe” whenever you two meet up and homeboy loves it so he moonwalks over to you

he’ll randomly challenge you to singing competitions of who can hit the highest note haechan and whose voice will break first yours

also cuddles with you all the times, you’re his personal teddy bear & will snap back at the members if they try comment on it

“you’re just mad nobody will let you touch them mark”

the most savage best friend but only lets you baby him aw

#nct #nct headcanons #nct imagines #nct scenarios #best friend au #bff au #haechan imagines #doyoung imagines #taeil imagines #jaehyun imagines #mark imagines #johnny imagines #jungwoo imagines #winwin imagines #taeyong imagines

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bubblegum-switch · 7 years

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Kitziwch – Human Things

Anonymous asked: i've got a request! I honestly just want something with lance getting reCt tbh, so uh. They're in the castle and so, allura and coran are like "lmao whats ticklign" and they want someone to demonstrate it, so they chose keith and lance to do it, first lance is all like scared n, stuff but then keef breaks the awkwardness and just pouncess on lance and coran is there just taking notes with allura And when they're done pidge says something like lmao good blackmail material and they're both SHOOK

Ask and you shall receive, friend :) I hope I did it justice

Title: Kitziwch – Human Things (b/c I can’t title for shit)

Word count: app. 3.6k (Side note: holy shit that’s longer than I anticipated)

Rating: it gets a b i t suggestive at one point but nothing more than like PG-13

Time: Before the end of season 2 I guess maybe, Shiro doesn’t have his Bayard so…

Characters: The main 7 (Keith, Hunk, Lance, Pidge, Shiro, Allura, Coran)

Pairing: pre-Klance

Genre: so fluffy it gave me cavities

Themes: Ticklish!Lance, Pining!Keith, ticklish!Keith, brief ticklish!Shiro to kick off the plot, this scenario is such an oldie but a goodie and I feel honored to write it, f u c k I’m so weak for Lance getting reKt you have no idea, I don’t know what “““correct form””” is but I needed a good opportunity so I could be very wrong but fuck that I don’t really care, it takes like over 1k words to get to the meat of the story I’m so sorry but I needed enough exposition for this prompt, I love using personal experience for help with writing haha…, am I minorly projecting my synesthesia onto fictional characters now is that what is happening, I’m writing this whole thing while over-tired over the course of several late-nights at like 11pm-4am and I think it shows, Ernest Hemingway Mr. Write-Drunk-Edit-Sober would be proud but then again what is editing, my tired ass decided to just fuckin give Lance a special kind of love for it which is why it gets suggestive *winks with both eyes*, fuck I need sleep, I did a surprising amount of research for the title, don’t ask me why Keith is so skilled he just is, Lance is literally a ball of ticklishness help him it’s adorable, I had so many options for endings I hope I did this one right, there will likely be a part 2 b/c of another prompt I got that this can lead into so…

A/N: Ok so “Kitziwch” [kind of pronounced kitzee-ucx I think] is a word I created to be the Altean word for “tickle” out of the German word “kitzeln” and the Welsh word “Ticiwch” because of reasons you’ll find out at the end of this

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At the training deck, Allura was trying to get a better feel for each of the paladin’s combat strengths and weaknesses. She was going to have each one go up and complete a relay of sorts – which was made of an opaque maze (unlike the electrified invisible one), fighting several types of drone-bots, and testing the accuracy of their Bayard. Coran was watching as well, taking notes on each round.

Pidge was up first, and she made it through the maze quickly, but lost time at the flying drones and accuracy due to the short range of her Bayard.

Then it was Lance’s turn. He didn’t get through the maze as fast as Pidge, but more than made up for it with accuracy.

Hunk was about in the middle so far for the maze time-wise, but was able to quickly obliterate the drones. However, his Bayard was not as precise as Pidge’s or Lance’s due to its comparably wide damage-field.

Keith practically danced through the maze, even though he got hung up a few times. He slashed through the drones and had a near-perfect score on accuracy.

Shiro was last to go, and after getting through the maze and the drones he was getting ready for testing the accuracy of his arm.

“Hold it!” Allura rushed to him. “I can’t ignore you Earthlings’ improper form any longer. I have held my tongue but I’ve had enough.”

“Aw, why didn’t you tell us? I would’ve fixed it,” Lance said from the sidelines.

Allura smiled apologetically. “You were all on a roll. I didn’t want to interrupt you, but I just can’t let this finish uncorrected.”

Shiro relaxed his stance. “Sure, Princess how do I stand?”

“Alright Shiro, hold your back in a straight line – don’t hunch over,” she said casually, circling him as he followed her directions. “Hm, good. Now, keep some bounce in your knees – you look too stiff, and if you can’t move freely you can’t evade.”

“Okay,” he replied, trying his best to follow suit. “Am I doing it right?”

She paused behind him. “Here, let me help you angle yourself a bit better.”

She reached forward and put her hands on his sides to adjust him. He jumped a little, but Allura credited it as surprise and shrugged it off. She tilted him to the left a little bit to balance himself, pressing her fingers into his ribs accidentally, and he involuntarily snorted out a surprised laugh.

This time, she quickly retracted her hands. “Everything alright, Shiro? Are you hurt?”

He rolled his eyes good-naturedly and smiled at her. “I’m fine, don’t worry, it didn’t hurt.”

She looked at him quizzically and tilted her head. “Then why did you make that noise? That was a laugh, right?”

“I guess I’m a little ticklish, that’s all,” he chuckled, shaking his head. “That shouldn’t get in your way again, I just didn’t expect it… Allura?”

She looked like she was deep in thought, trying to remember something that was forgotten a while ago. She looked to Coran, who looked back at her, just as confused. “Do you know what he’s talking about, Coran?”

“No, I’ve never heard of that before either. I don’t know what he means.” He turned to the other four paladins. “Can any of you translate? Altean often overlaps with your language, but there’s no word for that.”

“I can try to explain,” Pidge volunteered. “Basically, someone is ticklish, you can tickle someone, and that someone gets tickled. Linguistics aside,” she adjusted her glasses, “basically it’s when someone is touched in a way that makes them laugh. Some people like being tickled, some people hate it, and there are people that are more ticklish than others.” Pidge smirked, “for example, I’m not that ticklish. Shiro, on the other hand… well you’ve seen that he is.”

“Thank you, Pidge,” Allura said, still confused. “I think that helped, but I still don’t really understand it. How can touching someone make them laugh? And can everyone do this?”

“I agree, I’m still confused as well,” Coran piped up. “Can we have a demonstration? I think that might clear it up.”

“Oh yes, I think that would be great, Coran!” Allura agreed. “But how do we get someone to demonstrate it?”

“Well, if you want two people to show you what it is, I recommend some people who you want to see laughing, or to get revenge on. Tickling can be a great form of revenge, sometimes. It can also be a good bonding experience.”

“Alright, Pidge, then I think it should be…” she thought for a moment.

Lance’s eyes were wide, and he was trying to act like he wasn’t affected by this when every iteration of the word made him want to crawl out of his skin. He noticed Keith hiding his face behind his hair a little more than normal. Hunk, however, was completely fine through the whole conversation so far – not even blushing (like Shiro was, oh boy his face was pink).

“Lance and Keith.”

“What?” Lance shrieked, and then cringed at how terrified he sounded. Keith turned his head away so no one could see the grin that was beginning to invade his face, as well as the blush that sat upon his skin.

“Well, I think you two have some differences you need to work out, and Pidge said that tickling can be used as a bonding experience. Plus, Keith never laughs, and maybe I’m considering this revenge for you constantly flirting with me, Lance,” she said brightly, laughing at the end and showing she wasn’t actually upset.

“Yes, I think they would make a good match-up for this ‘tickling’ thing,” Coran agreed. “I can take notes on this to better understand it.”

Allura walked over to where the red and blue paladins were inching away towards the door. “Come on you two,” she chirped, grabbing their wrists and pulling them into the center of the room. She stood them face to face – or as good as she could get them since neither one would meet the other’s eyes – and she retreated back to where she previously stood next to Coran. “Alright… now start… tickling each other?” She glanced at Pidge to see if she had used the word correctly, and was given a thumbs-up in return. She smiled satisfactorily, and waited.

Lance shifted uncomfortably where he stood. Neither paladin moved or looked at the others.

“Why aren’t they doing anything, Number Five?” Coran whispered to Pidge, pen poised above his notepad.

“They must be shy about this, but don’t worry. Maybe they need incentive to get started.” She smirked, before shouting “if neither one of you starts tickling then someone else will tickle both of you!”

She grinned broader when she saw their faces turn redder and Lance nearly squeaked at the threat as Keith huffed through his nose.

Allura whispered to Pidge that she had an idea. “Keith, Lance was complaining about your mullet again yesterday!” she yelled to them in a sing-song.

Keith’s eyes snapped to Lance’s in an instant, biting back a grin. Thank you, Allura, for giving me an opening. “Again with the mullet?” He started inching towards the blue paladin. “When are you gonna let it go?”

Lance began protesting as he inched backwards, hands raised in defense. “No no no she’s lying Keith, I didn’t insult your mullet yesterday… to her anyway!”

“Oh, so you did?” he cracked his knuckles, and Lance squeaked.

“W-well,” Lance’s voice was unnaturally high. He gulped and steeled himself, stopping in place. “It is pretty terrible…”

That was the final straw. Keith yelled “enough with my hair!” and pounced onto Lance, knocking him to the ground.

Keith lay on top of Lance for a moment, blinking down at him and realizing Lance could’ve gotten hurt from that.

“Did that hurt you?” he asked quietly.

Lance fought back a smile, “no.”

Keith’s face finally split into that large grin – one of the first Lance had ever seen on him. “Good, because then this definitely won’t.”

The blue paladin’s eyes grew wide and his face grew pinker as Keith’s words fell from his lips. He didn’t have time to dwell on it much, however, as soon all thoughts were abandoned as he felt hands on his hips and two thumbs brushing over the skin. His breath hitched in his throat as he bit his lip and began to smile.

The pressure from the two digits increased, and he began squirming and laughing in little breathy huffs. “K-Keith come hahahon buhuddy…”

“So you remember me being your ‘buddy’ but not our bonding moment?” he teased, changing to squeezing Lance’s hips causing sharp, shrill laughs and him to buck up and down.

Lance felt what seemed like electricity shoot through his body, and his mind went blank. “NOHOHO KEIHEEHEETH,” he pleaded through laughter.

“If you say so, I’ll stop with your hips…” the red paladin near-growled (which made the boy underneath him blush even harder), and, in keeping with his word, shot his hands to Lance’s stomach. In desperation as his laughter reached a fever pitch, he reached to grab Keith’s hands. Keith was having none of it, grabbed them, and pinned them above his head. Keith held them with just one of his own hands, putting enough weight on them both to not hurt them but keep them in place. He tsked down at Lance before returning one hand to his stomach and scrabbling his fingers wildly, causing the blue paladin to dissolve into hysterics.

Lance couldn’t even protest anymore, for a few reasons (one of which he’d explain to Keith later, much to both of their delights), but mostly because he couldn’t physically form words with Keith’s hands there. However, it became even worse(?) for Lance when the red paladin decided to take it up a notch and stick his hand underneath his shirt to tickle Lance’s bare skin.

Lance’s vision erupted into brightness as his laughter turned silent from the fast, firm fingers digging gently into his stomach.

Keith’s face dusted pinker as he marveled at how soft Lance’s skin was, before realizing that Lance probably needed more air than he was currently getting. He let him laugh silently for a few more moments before letting up.

Lance panted, catching his breath and smiling largely. His relief was short-lived, however, as Keith’s hand crawled up his side, on top of his shirt once again. Lance was back to squirming as he felt his fingers walk slowly up his waist, and ribs, and then finding their target in his left underarm. Lance shrieked as Keith’s fingers danced in the hollow, and skated around the edge.

“KEIHIHTH COHOHOME OHOHON YOU’RE MEHEHEAN”

The red paladin laughed. “You think that’s mean, I’ll show you mean.” Keith let go of Lance’s hands, which instantly shot to grab him again. Keith stopped tickling for a moment to take one wrist in each hand. He maneuvered them under Lance’s back so his own weight was holding them down, allowing Keith to use both hands. He pressed his knees on either side of the blue paladin to keep him in place, and sat on his hips. Keith reached behind him and squeezed Lance’s knees, extracting deep belly laughter and causing his legs to flail around to their maximum allowance.

Keith inched his hands up to Lance’s thighs, and alternated randomly between squeezing and fully tickling and lightly tracing them. Lance dissolved into uncontrollable giggles at the latter two techniques, and let out yelps interspersed with short, barking laughs when he dug his fingers in. The layer of denim was no match for Keith’s teasing touches.

Keith’s fingers drifted from the top of Lance’s thighs to his inner thighs, but due to the quick change in his laughter Keith moved back to save him any embarrassment. Well, any more embarrassment. Keith didn’t fail to notice the… *ahem* lengthening of the individual laughs and how they seemed to become more throaty and less… less like laughs and more like something that under other circumstances he would be thrilled to hear.

Lance didn’t notice.

Keith hoped none of the others did, and he filed it away in his mind for later. He figured it was probably best to move his hands somewhere else.

He brought his hands to Lance’s sides, spidering from his waist to the middle of his ribs as best he could. Lance’s belly laughter returned, but he wouldn’t look at Keith – he kept turning his face away to try to hide – which the red paladin thought was adorable.

“MEHEHEAN”

Keith laughed along with him. “Alright, I think I can live with that,” he smiled down at him. He wanted to kiss Lance’s blushing cheeks, and he almost did before remembering the other 5 in the room.

He felt Lance’s ribs under his fingertips, and he dug into them a little more, making sure to press in-between the bones. He used both hands to play Lance like a twin piano with keys to the left and right. The blue paladin’s laughter became shrill at his upper ribs, and Keith was a little resentful that he couldn’t really get at Lance’s underarms while he was in this position.

Although, there was a place Keith wanted to try. He moved his hands slowly to Lance’s neck, dragging his fingertips gently the whole way. He began wiggling his digits against the soft skin there, causing Lance to scrunch up and start giggling. He tickled the right side of his neck, and watched Lance try to trap his hand between his head and shoulder. He tickled the left, and Lance did the same. When he tickled both sides of his neck, however, Lance tried to pull his head into his body like a turtle and wrenched his eyes shut.

Keith laughed again. He didn’t think Lance would’ve been able to be taken down by a few light touches on his neck (or his thighs, but that was another matter).

He didn’t want to keep at his neck too long, since that was a dangerous place to linger for a few reasons, but he didn’t want to be done quite yet. He decided to give his neck a break, and figured that it was a gamble for the next spot. Either it wouldn’t be ticklish and he’d have to move fast, or Lance would be even more adorable just by default.

Keith brought his hands to Lance’s ears and lightly brushed his fingers on their undersides on the thin skin and around the outside ridge of each one.

He played his cards right.

Lance’s giggles became effervescent as he scrunched up his face and turned his head from side to side as Keith’s heart melted.

“Nope, you can’t escape it now,” Keith teased quietly.

“Kehehehihith cohohome ohohohon…” Lance whined, but not for him to stop. He just… he couldn’t handle being teased.

Keith stayed tickling his ears for a few moments, before deciding that there wasn’t enough of a canvas to work with. He withdrew his hands, trying to figure out where to strike next. Hm.

“Do you think he’s done?” Keith heard Coran whisper to Hunk.

“He shouldn’t be, he’s forgetting a couple key spots,” he said back.

Keith grinned. Right. He slid off of Lance, who didn’t move right away.

All he did was ask, “are you done?” But not even in a tone conveying annoyance, just simply a question posed as if asking the time.

“Not yet, turn over,” Keith told him, and Lance froze, blush returning to his face.

“Come on, Lance!” Hunk encouraged.

“Yeah, it’s for science!” Pidge supported.

“And inter-cultural studies!” Allura chimed in.

“I’m writing as fast as I can!” Coran yelled in a hurry, apparently marking down everything that occurred.

“Come on, Lance, do it!” even Shiro was getting in on it.

Keith smiled down at him. “Come on, either you turn over or I go back to your stomach…” he raised a claw-shaped hand over him.

Lance groaned and flipped himself over, but Keith caught the smile on his face too. Lance was even biting his lip to keep from grinning more.

Keith sat on Lance’s thighs, facing his feet. He grabbed one of Lance’s legs and pulled his foot back towards him, eventually grabbing onto his left ankle. He pulled off Lance’s sneaker, and held it tighter before descending five wiggling fingers onto his upturned sole.

Lance erupted into laughter the instant Keith made contact.

“AHAHAHA KEHEHEHIHIHITH WHAHAHA—COHOHOME OHOHON”

The red paladin shook his head, chuckling and smiling fondly. He spidered his fingers along Lance’s arch, sliding farther down his legs so he could put more weight on Lance’s calves so he wouldn’t need to hold onto his ankle.

Lance felt fingers dancing as close to the base of his toes as they could get with how tightly they were curled. He shrieked with laughter as he tried to kick his foot out of Keith’s grasp, but it was held tight.

Keith smiled, and laid his leg over Lance’s spare one, holding it down with his weight. He leaned forward, and with the hand that was tickling his foot Keith pulled his toes back and held it in place. He was practically sitting on the back of his knees as he took his now free hand and tickled his stretched-out sole.

Lance continued his high-pitched laughter as he began clawing at the cool tile of the floor. Keith scratched along his cotton-covered arches, and Lance went limp with loud giggles bubbling out of his mouth as if he was a popped bottle of champagne.

Keith could’ve tickled him there forever, if only just to hear him laugh like that until the end of time.

He moved his nimble fingers to his heels and brushed around the edge, and Lance’s laughter became fuller again as he shot up, propped up on his elbows, eyes wrenched shut and face flushed.

Keith snickered at the instant reaction, and he was amazed that Lance hadn’t even said the word “stop” at any point. Keith knew that they were about equal in strength, but Lance never made a move to push him off…

Keith’s thoughts were interrupted as he felt clumsy fingers at his sides. He fought back his own laughter as Lance tried to retaliate. He had managed to bring himself up far enough so he could reach Keith, but he could barely do so.

However, it was enough for Keith’s incredibly sensitive sides. He started losing focus from the light touches, and as he arched his back and removed his hands from Lance’s feet, beginning to laugh himself, the tables were turned. Lance was able to roll out from under him and tackled him, situating himself on top this time.

“Write that down, write that down!” Allura was lightly smacking Coran’s arm out of excitement.

“Is that legal?” Coran asked Pidge and Hunk.

Pidge smiled, “all is fair in love and tickling.”

Coran nodded seriously, and continued jotting it down in his notepad.

Lance smirked down at Keith, who was sprawled out on his back with Lance pinning down his legs with his own. He was panting heavily and his face was deeply colored red, but his eyes were bright and happy.

“You know…” the blue paladin began quietly, and Keith had the impression that the words were not meant for the others to hear. “I could get my revenge right here, right now.”

Keith would’ve been worried, if not for the fact that everything other than Lance’s voice was conveying pure joy.

“Or… we could run back to my room and I could tell you things that would probably be good for both of us.”

Keith nodded quickly. “Yes. Let’s go do that.”

The two jumped up and began running out of the room before they heard—

“Think that’s good blackmail Shiro?”

Lance and Keith froze, and looked back at Pidge with wide eyes.

“I wonder what I can use this for…” she pondered aloud with mock-innocence.

“You were recording that?” both paladins asked simultaneously in embarrassment.

She smirked. “Remember that the next time I ask for the cookie jar,” she laughed. “Because who knows… it might just get broadcast to an entire planet, then they’ll know that the great Blue Paladin of Voltron is incredibly ticklish.”

Lance began walking towards her. “You wouldn’t…”

“Oh, I think we both know I would, and that I’ve had enough of your discrimination against people under 66 inches tall,” she teased in a sing-song voice.

Lance cracked his knuckles, walking closer to her, who didn’t back down. “Keith? Wanna help me here?”

Keith grinned evilly, “it would be my pleasure.”

“Oh my gosh!” Allura cried out, smiling largely and stopping the two in their tracks. “I just remembered something, Coran!”

Her advisor looked at her as well. “Kitziwch, right?”

“Yes!” she smiled, and the paladins could see right through her act. “We do have a word in Altean for that, it’s ‘Kitziwch’.”

Lance and Keith blinked at each other.

“You know, Keith, I think she knew all along. I think she tricked us into this!” The blue paladin said with mock-surprise.

Keith fake-gasped in return. “I think you’re right! But what do we do about Pidge and her blackmail, and Allura?”

“I do not know, there’s only two of us…”

“But there’s also two of them…”

“Fair point, buddy, so what ever shall we do?”

Keith grinned. “I think we have one clear option.”

“Shall we attack to defend our honor?” Lance readied his stance.

Keith followed suit, “absolutely.”

#voltron tickling #klance #tickling #tickle fic #ticklish!lance #ticklish!keith #filled #lance mcclain #keith kogane #vld tickling #mine #jeezus there's so much tickling in this #a good thing abt not being able to say the word and not always being able to type it:#is that i have to get creative with my descriptions lmao

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captainshyguy · 7 years

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so uhhh...i finished ultra sun/moon’s main “story” and here are my Thoughts

all im gonna say above the tline if you want a good gameplay game, both sun and moon and ultra sun and ultra moon works

if you were looking of a game with genuine emotion/one where lillie and gladion get any further development and their characters dont feel tacked on and cheap...play sun and moon lmao

ok im gonna go good first bc unfortunately i have a lot of bad stuff to talk about and i mean i ALOT which is annoying since i spent 40 fucking pound on this game

good

god the top screen graphics were really nice like it looked so much more vibrant and the water and grass looked BEAUTIFUL

the ultra recon squad were great, especially when phyco wanted to throw down with lusamine like same binch

poipole is SO CUTE AAAAAAAAA

more ilima content?? THANKS GAMEFREAK AAAAAAAAA literally like??? you see him at the trainers school, then in hao’oli city, then again in hau’oli, then for his trial, then after hala’s and then he’s a part of mina’s??? and he shows up for the festival and he also has 2 sidequests where you get to talk to him and stuff??? and you get some backstory? NICE

also seeing him with more than 2 pokemon was nice thanks

like honestly when i asked for more ilima content i didn’t think i’d get it bjdgkdsgkdfs

mina being more prominent was nice

TOTEM RIBOMBEE THANK YOU FOR SHOWCASING THIS AMAZING POKE

mantine surfing is cute

as someone who only played moon and not sun, im glad i got to fight kiawe this time around!

gong up to pokemon on the street and getting to like play peekaboo with them? incredible

elite 4 molayne was pretty damn cool

the sheer amount of cool little sidequests was really fucking cool, i still haven’t done them all/found them all probably???? i like how they’re more extnsive than in sun and moon, like the letters, the dugtrio girl, the hypno thing with ilima

speaking of ‘THEY STOLE MY NUGGET’ BNKJDSGNDSKJGDSG

also that tiny sidequest on route 15/16 where there’s a sandygast and if you talk to the kid he’s all ‘look what i made!’ and then the sandygast turns round and its like ‘SAND!!! DEE!!! GAST!!! with like a zoom in on each pause JKSDGDSKGSDG

hau really comes into his own in this game, honestly he and guzma are the only characters from sun and moon that actually get any significant character development, and i love hau a lot bc he’s super sweet so?? getting to see him more and see his motivations, and show how close you and him are was a delight, like it almost, almost saves the game for me like hau....thank u b without you i WOULD have thrown this game out the window

o yeah speaking of YOU HAVE TO BATTLE HAU FOR THE TITLE OF ALOLA’S CHAPMION AAAAAA now i’m kinda mixed abt this bc honestly i loved fighting kukui, which y’know, doesnt happen in this game (unless he’s gonna challenge you when you redo the elite 4) and it felt like more was at stake?? like the music was better and kukui was harder so???? idk it still gave me chills fighting hau tho

the rotomdex was sweet overall, though i do have my problems

the music that plays when necrozma comes out of the ultra wormhole was incredible, it took my breath away

bad

this game took away almost every ounce of charm and emotion that sun and moon had and i’m absolutely furious, i get this game was more about the gameplay, but emotional highlights in sun and moon just didn’t happen, lillie and gladion and nebby got COMPLETELY shafted, and everything that made sun and moon so great story wise was gone

what i mean by that is the main driving force behind sun and moon was lusamine being the evil fuck that she’s supposed to be, and gladion and lillie’s absolute defiance to that, growing, tearing away from their mother and becoming their own people!! it was amazing, inspiring, especially in lillie’s case, seeing her go from quiet and timid to defying her mother to her face, shouting and making her point!!! that didn’t happen here, like yeah they run away, but bc of what they did to lusamine’s character, it felt nowhere near as impactful, and i really didn’t feel for lillie and gladion at all?? or nebby????

they tried to keep some things the same, but with lusamine’s character suddenly being all over the place, like the whole ‘oh she has good intentions, but she thinks she knows the best for everyone and does stuff no matter if it’s what people want or not’ but then they kept juxtaposing this, she calls lillie and gladion wretches, then she calls nebby gallant for loving lillie, she still has pokemon frozen in her fucknig hidden room, yet hau calls her a good person like???? what???? it doesnt work?? her characterisation was all over the place, and having her be good and stay at the end pissed me off SOOOOOO MUCH because like....i don’t like lusamine in sun and moon, she’s an evil fuck who was awful to her kids, but what she did made me adore lillie and gladion, and lusamine was a good character, not from a moral standpoint, but from a written standpoint, she was written so well and SOOO EVILLY and they just took that away, and it made none of lillie and gladion’s stuff make any sense??? which really pissed me off bcsun and moon was such a story driven game, it wasnt really about the protagonist, it was about lillie and nebby and their journey!

speaking of, watching lillie get forced down to a side character in this game was the worst, she doesnt go with you to exeggutor island and have tat amazing speech, she doesnt go through the ultra wormhole with you she’s just...there...and her changing into her z powered form in this game felt so forced bc like...what has she been through really, like she run away with nebby yeah, then her mum was like?? being kinda reasonable then not, and oh she went in the wormhole???? that whole aether scene felt so underwhelming, the music didn’t even change when nebby was getting hurt, unlike the other one, with lusamine’s characterisation being all over the place, it made lillie and gladion’s “arcs” in this game seem so weak and cheap

oh yeah speaking of the aether scene what the FUCK was up with gladion like ‘oh take me with you null was made to be a beast killer!’ are you TELLING ME that after gladion says cosmog will bring disaster and they have to save it he’d REALLY try to go with, which obvious would fucking HURT NEBBY??? WEAK GAME FREAK WEAK

can’t you tell they REALLY forgot to add anything on type null/silvally it was just...there

gladion just randomly leaving at the end was fucking insulting, it was insulting because you can TELL they tried to add a tiny bit of emotion by paralleling lillie leaving in sun and moon but??? it doesnt work??? gladion barely has any development in this game/a big amazing arc like lillie did, you arent there to see him off, so it just genuinely feels insulting, especially since gladion actually had no reason to fucking leave lmao

lusamine’s not obsessed with nihilego anymore?? TERRIBLE that was like her defining fucking trait???

also like...what was the point of nihilego coming through the wormhole at paradise, that scene has no fucking relevance/the same impact/foreshadowing or anything, it was literally just to be like ‘oh yeah that’s an ultra beast’ that was IT

now like what they COULD have done was have lusamine obsessed with NECROZMA this time around, she wants it so she can take away alola’s light, so she can catch it and use it WHY WASNT THAT THE STORY, AND SHE COULD STILL BE AWFUL AND EVIL AND CRAZY AND IT COULD MAKE LILLIE AND GLADION’S DEFIANCE ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN SOMETHING, AND NEBBY GETTING ABSORBED BY NECROZMA HAVE SO MUCH MORE SIGNIFICANCE, IT WOULD PARALLEL THE CONTROLLING/ABUSIVE WAY LUSAMINE ACTS TOWARDS HER CHILDREN and they had SUCH A GOOD OPPORTUNITY HERE THAT THEY MISSED

there wasn't that amazing set of credits with the photos of all the characters you’ve grown to adore in this??? and that picture that rotom snaps of you in sun and moon you dont even fucking see it in this, despite rotom still taking it?? fuck this

my 5 FAVOURITE QUOTES WERE TAKEN AWAY ALL OF MY FUCKING FAVOURITES rotom calling ilima a dreamboat, that bit where lillie says ‘ Whenever I feel like there's nothing I can do, you seem to show up and...you do something. Every time, you've shown me that it's possible... to do something.’ that AMAZING bit where she goes off at her mum like ‘Children... Children are not just THINGS that belong to their parents! Pokémon are not just THINGS that a Trainer can do whatever they want to! I am alive! Cosmog is alive! We are not things for you to collect!, that bit right at the end where she's narrating the credits ‘ Everyone's smiles shine so brightly. Those smiles led us to so many other people. And those meetings will lead us to a bright future. I'm so glad I got to meet everyone. I'm so glad I got to meet you.’ and the last one is Plumeria’s incredible line which really made me like her when she was like ‘no one can make up for what they've done if they're gone’ ever SINGLE ONE OF THESE WAS GONE basically they took lillie’s best lines, and they took plumeria and rotoms best lines

despite everything, we didn’t... actually learn where necrozma, solgaleo and lunala actually...come from/their origins like??? we’ve learnt there’s multiple lunala and solgaleo, seemingly only one necrozma, but like?? are they ultra beasts or not?? why dont beast balls work then lmao???

i’m sorry i love lillie but....i’d 100% rather have this amazing strong incredible lillie in sun and moon leave and make my heart wrench and make me cry bc it was so emotional and beautiful, than have this usum lillie stay around, this one who hasnt been through everything, who hasn’t had this amazing beautiful arc, who just randomly gave me nebby, with the whole catching nebby scene completely tacked on with none of the emotional impact that the sun and moon catching nebby scene had, who was reduced to such a side character that i cant possibly feel the same emotion for her

i just...i know pokemon games have always been about gameplay, and sun and moon was an exception but,....sun and moon was the first mainstream pokemon game i’ve ever played, and it blew me away, it was breathtaking, incredible, it was the best fucknig game i’ve ever played, it has the best fucking story i’ve ever had the honor of playing, it was complex, deeply emotional, and still so so wholesome, despite all the awful stuff that happens, it was beautiful, heartwarming, heartbreaking, i loved it and it will forever have a place in my heart, so playing this...and watching the characters i love being forced aside, with everything i love about them being gone was the most disappointing thing i’ve ever had to witness and it’s made me furious to the point where i barely even want to play through the post game rainbow rocket shit (if hau comes along then i will, if it’s just lillie and guzma, then....i dont know) because what’s the fucking point honestly

#emma rambles #pokemon #pokemon usum #usum spoilers

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jugxbets · 7 years

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Archie's Little Sister: Chapter Five

i>A/N: okay, so a couple of things i would like to mention: i don’t write it out here but i’d like to think that Fred gives Archie a hard time for what he said/did to Alex. I didn’t write it out because there was no where to put it in way that it would make sense to the story. Just keep in mind that Fred definitely gave Archie a horrible time. i also wanted to mention that i’d like to think Cheryl and Alex always fight and argue like Cheryl and Veronica do, i just don’t have any good insults for them to say to one another so i don’t create the dialogue lmao, and last thing, someone made a suggestion but i only fulfilled half of it, if that makes sense? idk man but anywaaayyy I know the last chapter was intense but that was the point! i hope you’re all enjoying.

Warnings: swearing, angst, smut(mild), flashback

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“Heart of Darkness”

Alex began avoiding everyone. She was still upset. At Archie. Veronica. Betty. Jughead. Everyone. They all knew and kept it from her.

She started waking up earlier than everyone at her house to cook her own breakfast and walk to school by herself.

Archie and Alex haven’t spoken to each other since that night.

She and Fred hadn’t talked about it either. She’s been avoiding him too. She was ashamed.

It was bed time. Alex couldn’t sleep. Archie was punching his punching bag in his room very loud. She was annoyed. She tried to tune him out with music in her ears but that didn’t work.

She heard her dad talking to him.

She got up and stomped to peek her head out the door.

“Dad, tell him to shut the fuck up, will you?” She shouted and slammed the door.

She went back into her bed and hid under the sheets.

Her dad knocked at her door.

When she didn’t respond, he opened it.

He pulled out the chair from her desk, placed it in front of her and sat down.

“What’s going on?” He asked.

“I can’t sleep. Stupid Archie is being too loud.” Alex muffled.

Fred sighed.

“Alex, this has got to stop.” Fred got to the point.

She didn’t say anything.

“You need to move on.” Fred tried to get her to talk again.

He got up and pulled the sheets of off her. He held them and sat back down.

She glared at him. “I don’t want to move on.”

“Then you’re never going to be happy.” He shrugged. “Then Archie’s going to be unhappy, and i’m going to unhappy. Do you want that?”

“Yeah, i want all of you to feel my pain.” She hissed as she snatched the sheets back from her dad.

When she got them, she covered herself again. She didn’t put them over her head again. Instead, she turned around so her back was facing him.

He sighed. “Come on, Alex. It’s been weeks. Don’t you think you should forgive Archie?”

She scoffed and sat up to look him in him in the eye.

“Are you kidding me right now? He’s an asshole. He doesn’t deserve to be forgiven. He’s fucking selfish, like mom. He always will be.” She snarled.

“Come on, he feels really bad.” Fred tried to reason with her.

She scoffed once again. “Of course you’d be on his side!”

He groaned. “Stop it.”

“No. He can go to hell for all i care.” Alex said laying back down to her first position.

“Alright, i know you didn’t want to talk about it, but i do. Why do you feel so betrayed?” He finally asked.

She shut her eyes in frustration.

“I confided in him with a secret and he ratted me out.” She sat up again.

She tried being discreet as possible. He already knew what it was, but he decided to skip that talk.

“Secrets have a way of coming out, Sweetie. you know that.” Fred responded.

She scoffed. “You know, i do everything for Archie. Every fucking thing. I lie to you for him, i cover for him, i help him with his music, which i supported when no one else did. this one thing, the ONE THING i asked for him to do for me, and he couldn’t. Tell me that’s not selfish.”

Fred didn’t say anything.

She took a deep breath.

“He called me a slut, dad. All because of that old ass teacher that he was trying to defend.” She angrily said.

She tried holding her tears back. She had been crying about it for weeks. She was done.

“I swear if you didn’t hold me back, i would’ve killed Grundy right there and then. I literally tried to protect and in return i got betrayal and slut shamed.” She chuckled humorless.

“Stupidity runs in the family.” She continued.

She got up to go to the bathroom. When she opened the door, she saw Archie eavesdropping.

She scoffed and pushed him out of her way.

“Alex—” He was cut off by her slamming the door.

He sighed.

Fred came out of her room.

He shrugged. “I tried. This is your mess, you fix it.”

Archie sighed once again.

Fred patted him on the back as he walked back downstairs.

Archie had been trying to apologize for weeks but Alex kept ignoring him. He asked his dad to talk to her but now he realized he’s got to do this on his own.

Archie went back into his room and thought about how he would get Alex to forgive him.

He agreed with everything she said. He feels horrible about the whole thing. He wishes he can go back in time.

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It was the next day. Everyone was at school. The gang tried talking to her but she ignored them.

She didn’t even go to the meeting Betty needed her in. She wanted to see the murder board but she figured she’d look at it another time.

She was sure that Betty or Archie had told the rest of them about her and Jason.

She didn’t care anymore.

She went to her classes and minded her own business. Everyone tried to talk to her but she would walk away.

During lunch, she decided to go to the bleachers to avoid seeing them in the lunchroom or outside.

Too bad they had the same idea.

Alex was at the highest point of the bleachers while they were at the bottom.

Alex minded her own business and blasted music through her headphones.

She saw them glancing over to her every once a while but she didn’t let them see her.

She saw Valerie approach them. Well, Archie. She saw her slip something into his jacket pocket then she got up and left.

Alex rolled her eyes.

Then Cheryl approached them. She was inviting everyone to Jason’s memorial. Alex felt like shit. She knew she had to go but she didn’t really want to. They all knew about Jason so they felt weird talking about him now.

Kevin glanced over to her and noticed she had been there the whole time.

“Oh, hey, there’s Alex.” He said as he turned around and walked over to her. Alex tensed up.

“Hey, Grouchy.” He ripped an earbud out of her ear.

Everyone looked at them.

“Don’t, Kevin.” She rolled her eyes.

He was taken back. “I didn’t know either, you know.”

She looked at him. “What?”

“Yeah, and i mean i don’t really care. Archie and i aren’t that close. But i get why you’re mad.” He gave her an understanding nod.

Her eyes soften. “It’s not just that, really.”

“I know.” He gave a half smile.

Then she saw Veronica get up. She walked over and sat right next to Alex, leaving her between Kevin and Veronica.

Alex sighed heavily.

“You can’t stay mad at us. Come on, We miss you. And Archie feels really bad about the whole thing.” Veronica nagged.

Alex scoffed. “Good. And all of you should know that i can hold a grudge for a very long time. So leave me alone.” She hissed as she got up and walked away.

Alex walked back into school. She was speed walking and crashed into Cheryl, making her drop the invitations she had in her hands.

“Jesus, watch where you’re going, Brows McGee.” Cheryl quickly reacted.

Alex sighed. “I’m sorry.” She bent down to grab the invitations for her. She got up and gave them back.

Cheryl smirked. “I didn’t see you with the gang.”

“I’m not talking to any of them.” Alex muttered.

Cheryl ran her tongue over her teeth.

“Well, since i didn’t see you, i didn’t give you one of these.” She handed out an invitation for Alex.

Alex grabbed it. “Thanks, i guess.”

Cheryl nodded.

“I’m sorry, Cheryl. About Jason. I know this must be a tough week. But we don’t have to go at it with each other right now. I can be there for you.” Alex offered.

Cheryl sighed. “I suppose we can post pone the fighting until next week.”

Alex smiled. She genuinely felt bad for Cheryl.

“I’m having a sleepover. You should come.” Cheryl invited her.

Alex furrowed her brows. “Uh, okay, sure.”

She wasn’t expecting that.

“Great!” Cheryl squealed.

“When?” Alex asked.

“The night before the memorial.” Cheryl smirked and raised a brow.

Alex gave her a look.

“I don’t want to be alone the night before i bury my brother.” Cheryl answered her to her facial expression.

Alex nodded. “Alright, i guess.”

“See you then.” Cheryl said as she walked away.

Alex proceeded to go to her class.

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It was dinner time.

Alex was catching up on some homework in her room.

Fred began knocking at her door. He entered when he saw that his door wasn’t closed all the way.

“Hey, sweetie.” He greeted.

“Hi, dad.” Alex said, not looking from her text book.

“I could use help with dinner.” Fred hinted.

Alex scoffed. “What? Archie bailed on you?”

Fred sighed. “You are not a second choice.”

She rolled her eyes. “Aren’t I?”

“Come on, stop being stubborn and help me with dinner.” Fred tried convincing her.

She scrunched up her face. “I am not cooking for Archie or his hussy.”

Fred was confused.

She finally looked up at him. “Oh, you don’t even know, do you? He’s got one of the Pussycats in his room right now.”

He walked out of her room and went to Archie’s. He left her alone for the rest of the night.

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It was the next day at school. Alex got more annoyed by the minute. She hated everyone and everything.

She didn’t want to be mad at Archie anymore but she couldn’t help it. Whenever she thinks about him, she wants to cry.

She missed him. She couldn’t admit that. But she was struggling. She hates the tension around the house. She hated having to ignore him. But he deserved it.

She missed the gang. Playing detective with Jughead and Betty. Jughead. She missed him the most. She missed putting Veronica in her place when needed. But also the girl talk with her and Kevin. It was exhausting for her to be mad with so many people, but again, she couldn’t help it.

Cheerleading helped with her emotions sometimes but it was getting harder to avoid any of them.

During the end of practice, she decided to go to the bathroom. She didn’t want to run into Veronica or Betty on the way to the girl’s locker room.

She stayed inside a stall for 15 mins, on her phone.

When she finally got out, she noticed Veronica and Archie sitting on a bench in the hall.

Veronica walked away, glancing back at him.

Then Alex noticed the bandage on his hand. She gasped and rushed over to him.

“Archie! What happened?” She asked with her tone full of concern.

He froze as she sat by him and inspected his hand.

“You’ve got to be more careful, this is your playing hand.” She said, tightening the bandage.

She finally glanced at him.

“What?” She asked.

“Y-you’re talking to me..” He stammered.

Her attention went back to his hand. She sighed. The bandage wasn’t on right so she decided to fix it.

“I guess my anger was wiped out clean as soon as i saw your hand.” She forced a chuckle.

His eyes softened. He didn’t deserve her, he thought.

“Alex..” He began. She cut him off.

“Don’t, Archie.” She warned him as she continued to take care of his hand.

He sighed. “Why won’t you let me apologize?”

She didn’t look at him. “I already know what you’re going to say.”

“‘I’m sorry, I wish i never said that, i didn’t mean it, i wish i can take it back and blah blah fucking blah..’” She trailed off as she mocked him.

He smiled. He missed her humor.

“I’m just not ready to forgive you, Arch.” She shrugged and finished putting the bandage on his hand.

She looked at him.

“Just hear me out.” Archie pleaded.

She nodded.

“I’m sorry. I don’t know what came over me. You’re not a slut. I shouldn’t have said that. And i shouldn’t have mentioned the Jason thing in front of everyone. I’m an idiot and i didn’t realize how much you do for me. I don’t mean to take you for granted. I love you, you’re my baby sister. All i should be doing is protecting you, not insulting you and making you feel like shit. I’m just sorry, man. I miss you. I wish there was another way to say i’m sorry for you to actually believe me.”

Alex scoffed as she knew what he was going to say.

Although, there was a difference between knowing it and then hearing it.

Her eyes blurred as they filled up with tears.

“It’s not just that, Arch. You didn’t tell me about Grundy. You and everyone else lied to me. And the fact that you thought what she was doing to you was okay..”

Archie cut her off. “She wasn’t…”

She glared at him. He sighed.

“I don’t want to fight with you anymore. But i went after her.”

She scoffed. “You can’t be serious.”

“I didn’t tell you because i was scared of your reaction.” He admitted.

She sighed heavily.

“I’m sorry.” He apologized once more.

“I want to forgive you, Arch.” she sniffled. “I just can’t.”

“Then don’t. Just talk to me. Please.” He begged.

She nodded hesitantly.

He went in for a hug to which she returned.

“I missed you too.” She whispered.

They pulled apart. Alex wiped the tear that sneaked its way down her face.

She felt obligated to apologize to him as well.

“Uh, sorry I pushed and slapped the shit out of you.” She chuckled.

Archie smiled. “Don’t be. I deserved it.”

“Oh, good. Then i’m not sorry.” She laughed.

He laughed with her. “I missed this.”

She smiled.

“Now,” she sniffled. “What the hell happened to your hand and why did you bandage it so terribly?”

He laughed. “Veronica did it for me. And I, uh, fucked up. I didn’t mesmerize my plays and i kept getting distracted.”

Alex chuckled. “Why am i not surprised?”

She took a deep breath. “So, Val?”

He sighed. “So, Jughead?”

She let out a stifled laugh. “I’m not even speaking to him. Besides, i think he’s more into Betty.”

His brows raised. “So you do have a thing for him?”

She scoffed. “Tell anyone and i’ll deny it.”

He chuckled. “Uh, yeah, Valerie has been helping me with my music. She’s really sweet. Super pretty.”

She saw him blush. “I don’t approve but if she’ll make you happy, whatever.” she shrugged.

He laughed. “Come on, let’s get home.”

“Actually, i should probably stop by the Blue and Gold office. Betty needed me earlier and i blew her off.” Alex said as she got up.

Archie nodded. “I can wait for you if you want.”

She shook her head. “It’s fine, i’ll just see you at home.”

He nodded once again. “I’m gonna work on your forgiveness, Alex.”

She smiled and rolled her eyes at the same time.

“Love you, Arch.”

“Me too.” He chuckled.

Then she walked away.

She walked into the office but only saw Jughead there. She was debating whether to say something to him or not.

His back was facing her, so she didn’t think he’d notice she was there.

She turned on her heel and walked towards the door, but Jughead heard her come in.

“Why didn’t you tell me about Jason?” Jughead asked, turning around to face her.

She paused. She turned back around so she was facing him.

“Two can play this game: Why didn’t you tell me about Archie and Grundy?” He crossed her arms across her chest.

“I’m done playing games with you, Alex.” He scoffed.

“What games?” Her brows furrowed. “You lied to me about it and you didn’t say anything when i asked you millions of times.”

He scoffed and walked up to her. “It was none of your business. It wasn’t even mine.”

She let out a humorless laugh. “Okay then, whatever went on with Jason and I, is none of your business.”

He didn’t say anything.

She tried walking away but Jughead grabbed her arm.

“Stop.” She hissed as she tried to take her arm back.

He didn’t let her go.

“Come here.” He whispered.

He yanked her into him and roughly kissed her.

She pulled away, in shock. She stared at him.

Moments later, she kissed him back. Hard and longingly.

She put her hands through his hair, causing his beanie to fall while he pulled her closer by her waist.

He gently backed her up, not breaking their kiss and lifted her on top the desk she was against.

She moaned into his mouth as she felt the cool desktop hit her thighs.

His hand made its way to the side of her neck, his thumb running along her jawline, while her legs were around his waist.

Finally, Alex realized what she was doing and pulled away.

“No, stop.” She said while her breath hitched.

His brows furrow. “Why? What’s wrong?” He said as he tried to catch his breath.

She pushed him away gently and hopped off the table.

She sighed. “You’re not going to manipulate me. I’m still mad.”

He scoffed. “I would never do that, Alex. I’ve been wanting to kiss you since the longest.”

She shook her head. “We can’t, Jug.”

“But why?” She swore his voice almost break.

“I need a break.” She whispered. “I’m sorry.”

She looked at him and his eyes were glossy.

“I still love—”

“Don’t say it.” He raised his voice.

She looked down at her feet as her eyebrows furrowed.

She noticed Jughead’s beanie on the floor and picked it up.

She offered it to him. He took it.

He ran his fingers through his hair before he put it on.

Such an endearing sight.

“I’m sorry.” She whispered once more before leaving the room.

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It was the night of the sleepover.

Alex didn’t know Cheryl invited Veronica. She wasn’t exactly pissed but she didn’t plan on talking to her until tomorrow.

They were having dinner with Cheryl and her family. There was tension. The Blossom family never had a problem with The Andrews. Half of them were red heads. But everyone’s a suspect of their son’s torture-murder case.

She could tell they didn’t want Veronica or Alex there.

Alex wasn’t even sure they wanted Cheryl there. Their own daughter.

They all began eating. It was awkward. To Alex anyway. They all seemed pissed.

Alex just kept to herself while Veronica tried to be nice.

Cheryl’s mother and father, Clifford and Penelope, subtly insulted Veronica. Alex thought it was best not to say anything.

Alex observed both of them. They were very mean and uptight. Cheryl’s grandmother was also at the table but she didn’t say much.

Alex kept awkwardly glancing at Veronica while she did the same.

Dinner ended. The girls decided to go back to Cheryl’s room.

“You can guys can get changed. I’ll just be a minute.” Cheryl gave a small smile before she walked out.

Alex raised a brow. Veronica nodded and smiled back.

“Is it just me or were her eyes glossy?” Veronica asked as she zipped down her dress.

Alex shrugged. “I mean tomorrow is Jason’s memorial, so.” She trailed off as she took her jewelry off and put them in a small purse.

Veronica sighed. “So are we cool, or what?”

Veronica slid the dress off and threw it to the side.

Alex looked at her and rolled her eyes.

“Yeah, i guess.” She exhaled.

Veronica looked at her. “I’m sorry, okay? Next time Archie does something stupid and I know about it first hand, I’ll tell you.”

Alex chuckled. “Good.”

Veronica didn’t bother to take her jewelry off and put on a blue, satin top and shorts.

Alex scoffed. “Why do you and Cheryl insist on being so fancy?”

Veronica shrugged as she grinned. “Its a lifestyle.”

Alex proceeded to take her shirt and jeans off. She brought her favorite black, baby doll dress and put it on.

Veronica scoffed. “And you call me fancy.”

“I don’t like sleeping with pants on so i went with a dress instead.” Alex chuckled as she shrugged.

Veronica nodded.

The girls proceeded to get ready for bed.

Veronica was tempted to ask about Jason. When she was about to, Cheryl came back and she was dressed in her sleepwear as well with her eye makeup slightly messy.

She had a bottle of Vodka and a couple of small glasses in her hands.

“This is for later, as soon as the ‘rents are asleep.” She smirked as she lifted the goodies to show the girls.

Veronica and Alex smiled.

She set them down at her night stand. There was a book.

“What’s that?” Veronica said as she sat down on Cheryl’s bed.

Alex joined her.

Cheryl sighed. “It’s a photo album. It has a bunch of Jason’s pictures in it.”

Cheryl picked it up and sat on the bed with the girls.

Alex was nervous. She hadn’t seen him in so long.

She opened the book and there were baby pictures at first.

Cheryl told the stories behind most of the pictures. They were short and to the point but nonetheless cute.

The girls giggled and chuckled as she turned the page. There was a huge headshot of Jason right away.

Alex looked at it and sighed. Veronica noticed Alex’s mood but didn’t say anything.

Cheryl smiled.

Her smile was full of sadness.

Veronica’s eyes softened. She looked at the photo.

“I hope this isn’t weird, but Jason was crazy handsome.” Veronica began.

Alex rolled her eyes.

“The handsomest.” Cheryl insisted. “Something tells me he would’ve liked you.”

As if.

Alex sighed.

“Why did you invite us tonight?” Alex asked.

Cheryl’s mood changed.

“Yeah, why not Tina or Ginger? Aren’t they your besties?” Veronica added.

“And yet, that night at the pep rally, after I had my panic attack, you helped me.” Cheryl softly said. “Not them.”

Veronica nodded.

“And you,” Cheryl turned to look at Alex. “help me choreograph the squad. Everyone says my moves are a joke, but you help me make them better.”

Alex gave her a small smile. Cheryl sighed as looked down at the book.

“Cheryl,” Veronica began. “You’re allowed to say goodbye to your brother.”

Cheryl looked back up at Veronica and Alex.

“But, why does it have to be..” Veronica got cut off.

“In front of people?” Cheryl finished for her.

“Yeah.”

“Everything with Jason’s been so..” Cheryl paused as she tried to find the right word to explain herself. “Public. Everyone had an opinion. Has been gossiping. Saying he got what he deserved or that he didn’t. I just.. I want everyone to know that i’m..”

She paused. “I’m sorry.” She continued. “And that Jason deserved a… A better family than what he got.”

Alex looked at her dolefully.

“Then do it.” Alex interjected. “I’ll help you. We’ll help you.” She glanced at Veronica to which she responded with a nod.

“And let Penelope and Clifford Blossom do their worst.” Veronica smiled deviously.

“Oh, they will.” Cheryl muttered. “They’ll kill me.”

Both of Veronica and Alex’s eyebrows furrowed. They shared a look.

“They won’t. We’ll see to it.” Alex reached over to hold her hand with her own. Cheryl gave a small smile.

Then she perked up. “Enough of this.”

She got up and put the book back in it’s place. She grabbed small cups and gave each of the girls one. She then grabbed the bottle of Vodka with a smirk.

“Shall we play a little game called ‘Never have I ever?’” Cheryl said.

The girls smiled.

“You just love games, don’t you?” Alex asked sardonically.

Cheryl laughed in response as she opened the bottle and poured some into their cups.

“Alright, ill start us off.” Cheryl put the bottle back on her nightstand and sat back on the bed.

“Hm..” She tapped her fingers on her chin as she pretended to think. “Never have I ever gotten to 3rd base?”

Both Cheryl and Veronica drank up. Alex didn’t.

“What? Lies!” Veronica nudged her. Alex chuckled as Cheryl giggled.

“No, i’m not lying. I swear.” Alex grinned.

Cheryl narrowed her eyes but then shrugged. “Your turn, V.”

Veronica stopped to think for a second. “Never have I ever hooked up with someone I barely know?”

Alex scoffed and drank up with Veronica while Cheryl didn’t.

“Boo.” Cheryl said bored.

They laughed.

“You’re no fun!” Veronica teased back.

Cheryl chuckled. “Your turn, little Andrews.”

Alex sighed.

“Never have I ever made out with Jughead Jones.” She suddenly blurted out.

The girls paused. They shared a look while Alex chugged the rest of her drink.

“What?” Veronica let out a small laugh.

Alex finished her drink and wiped her top lip. She was breathing heavily, seeing as she chugged for 2 minutes straight. She felt slightly tipsy.

“Uh, yeah..”

“Details! Now!” Cheryl screeched.

Alex sighed as she recalled the memory.

“I went to the Blue and Gold office earlier today and he was there, and we kissed..” She shrugged.

“That’s it?” Cheryl scoffed.

“Yeah, what initiated the kiss? How did you feel? Are you guys together now?” Veronica asked.

Alex’s head began to spin.

“Uh, I don’t know, it just happened, and i felt great honestly but I didn’t feel so great after. Aaand, no.” Alex answered.

“Wait, why?” Veronica’s brows furrowed.

“Ugh, i blew it.” Alex whined as she put her hands over her face.

“What happened?” Cheryl asked as she thought about the worst thing possible.

“I told him I needed a break. From relationships.” Alex muffled.

Veronica gasped. “Idiot! Why would you do that?”

Alex sighed as she got up the bed, frustrated with herself.

“I don’t know.” Alex groaned as began to pace back and forth. “Because I do? I really regret it now. Now all i want to do is be with him. But i blew it.”

Cheryl smirked. “Or maybe you didn’t.”

Veronica grinned. “Yeah, just tell him that you weren’t thinking straight and you want to be with him.”

Alex scoffed. “It is not that easy.”

Veronica groaned. “Yes it is!”

“He’s totally smitten with you. Just talk to him.” Cheryl agreed.

Alex groaned once again. “Why am I so stupid?”

She threw herself on the bed.

Veronica giggled. “You’re not. You just thought it was best at the time. But it’s okay, he’ll understand.”

Alex nodded. They continued their game for a few more minutes but then started getting ready for bed.

They all slept in Cheryl’s bed. It was big enough.

Alex was nervous about tomorrow but she knew she had to pull herself together.

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It was morning. The girls got ready for the funeral.

Alex put on a black, tight, short dress. The top was strapless with sheer long sleeves.

They heard people coming in already.

She was doing her makeup when Veronica went to check on Cheryl.

“You ready?”

“Just about.” Cheryl said barely above a whisper. “You go ahead. I’ll be down.”

Veronica nodded and walked out.

Cheryl turned from the mirror to face Alex.

She finished applying her lipstick. She looked at herself once more and stood up.

“Ready to do this?” Alex asked, looking for reassurance.

Cheryl nodded.

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Alex walked downstairs. She looked around for Archie.

She saw Jughead and Betty. She got past her awkwardness and approached them.

“Hey, guys.” Alex greeted through a sigh.

Betty smiled “Hey, Alex. You’re not mad anymore?”

Alex shook her head. “No. I’m over it.”

“I’m really sorry, Alex.” Betty apologized. “About everything.”

“It’s fine.” Alex offered a small smile. She glanced at Jughead who hasn’t said a word since she approached them. “Uh, sorry i blew you off yesterday. How is everything going?”

Betty sighed. “You have a lot to catch up on.”

Betty explained the whole situation.

“Shit, Betty. I’m sorry about Polly. I’m glad she’s okay.” Alex sympathized.

“Me too.” Betty smiled lightly. “And if you don’t mind, we’d really like you to join us again.”

Jughead tensed. Alex noticed.

“You made solving this case easier.” Betty continued.

Alex nodded. “Of course.”

Betty brightened. “Thank you! Um, we’re actually going to snoop around Jason’s room later. You should come with, help us look for something. Anything.”

Alex nodded. “Okay. I guess i should’ve asked yesterday since i spent the night here. I could’ve easily gone into his room.”

Betty’s eyes widened. “You spent the night? With Cheryl?”

“And Veronica.” Alex nodded.

Betty scoffed. “Oh well. See you later.”

Alex nodded as she saw her and Jughead make their way to their seats.

Alex felt sad that Jughead didn’t say anything. She was sure Betty was going to ask him.

She spotted Archie and greeted him. Valerie was with him. She rolled her eyes.

“Hey, how was the sleepover?” He went in for a hug. She returned it.

“It’s was okay. Pretty fun actually.” Alex chuckled.

He did too. “I’m glad.”

“How was your night?” Alex asked.

“It was fine, i guess. Couldn’t sleep.” He said as he stared at the huge picture of Jason.

Alex turned around to see what he was looking at.

��Yeah, me too.” She forced a chuckle.

“Hey, Alex.” Valerie forced a chuckle. She noticed Alex trying to ignore her.

“Hi.” Alex said uninterested.

Alex walked away into her seat, next to Kevin. She heard Archie apologize. She scoffed softly. He sat next to her with Valerie following. She ignored Valerie while she talked to Kevin.

Alex noticed Jason’s jersey in his hands.

“Why did you bring that?” She whispered.

“It’s for Mrs. Blossom.” Archie said as he scanned the room looking for her.

He found her, got up, and offered his condolences along with the shirt.

Everyone turned around as saw Penelope stroking his cheek and hair.

Alex furrowed her brows and scoffed.

He returned to his seat.

“What the hell was that about?” Alex said as she kept glaring at her.

“Did she just touch your hair?” Kevin asked in disbelief.

Archie shrugged. “She misses him. I don’t blame her.”

“That was really sweet what you did.” Betty commented behind them.

“She deserves it. More than I do.” Archie insisted.

Alex rolled her eyes.

Veronica walked up to them.

“Days like today really put things in perspective, huh?” She said with a hushed voice.

She proceed to sit in front of them. “I mean, at least we’re here. At least we’re alive.” She turned around.

The memorial began. Cheryl walked down an aisle, wearing what she wore the day Jason went missing.

Alex smirked. She helped her get dressed and went over Cheryl’s speech a million times before she came down.

Everyone was murmuring and whispering. They were shocked.

“Oh, my god.” Veronica’s jaw dropped.

“Yes.” Kevin fiercely said.

“I helped her.” Alex blurted out as she kept her eyes on Cheryl.

Everyone turned to look at her.

Alex grinned at the look of her parent’s faces.

Cheryl began speaking, which made them turn back to her.

“Welcome to Thornhill.” Cheryl began. “Thank you all for coming.”

“If you’ll kindly take you seats.” Cheryl gestured with her hand. “I’d like to start the memorial with a few words about Jason.” She continued as she took her gloves off.

Penelope tried to stop her, but Cliff held her down. She turned to look at Alex, who seemed pleased with herself.

“You are only making things worse.” Veronica whispered to her.

She glared at both of the girls. Then she turned back around.

Cheryl proceeded with her speech. She mentioned that the last time she saw Jason, she was wearing the dress she was in. She swears she feels closer to him when she puts it on. She mentioned that even though they were twins, she demanded to have her own birthday party. Until one year, Jason convinced her to combine their parties. She didn’t know why at the time but years later, she realized. It was because no one wanted to go to hers. And Jason didn’t want her to know. Her voice broke as she also mentioned that Jason protected her every single day.

“I wish, that day at the river, I had protected him.” She sobbed.

Alex got up. Archie tried to stop her but she didn’t let herself.

Cheryl turned to his casket. “I’m so sorry, Jay-Jay.”

Cheryl sobbed. Alex held her.

“It’s alright, Cheryl.” Alex assured her. “I can take it from here.”

Cheryl moved to the side as Veronica also stood up and consoled her. Alex walked to the stand and cleared her throat.

“I think what Cheryl is trying to say is that Jason will always be apart of her. Dead or alive. She has so many memories of him that she’ll hold on to forever.” Alex choked up.

She was saying the speech for Cheryl, but Alex felt these things too.

“Cheryl,” She turned to her. “Mr. and Mrs. Blossom, Jason will always be in your hearts. He will always be protecting you.”

Cheryl was still sobbing softly into Veronica’s shoulder.

Alex walked back to her seat, getting questioning looks from everyone.

A very pissed off Penelope walked up to the stand.

“I think we’ll adjourn now to the Winter Salon for a light supper.”

She tried her best to smile and walked off.

Everyone stood up.

“What the hell was that about?” Archie whispered.

Betty pulled Alex to sneak off with Jughead upstairs.

“I’ll explain later.” Alex whispered back as she walked off with them.

“We have to be quick.” Betty whispered as they ran up the stairs.

Jughead opened the door softly.

The door was creaking.

He began to walk in with the girls following.

Alex started feeling nostalgic. She remembered the few times Jason snuck her in.

The bed they slept in. Fucked in. Cuddled in.

The many arguments they had here and in the graveyard.

Her first time…

Jason sneaked into his house, with Alex following. It was way past midnight. They spent all night making out in the graveyard. But Jason had other plans tonight. He tiptoed up the stairs with Alex doing the same. She giggled as they made it to his room.

They started kissing again. Sloppy and rough.

Moments later, Jason tossed her on his bed. He crawled on top of her with her shuffling nervously under him.

He put his hand on her hip and continued to kiss her.

He pulled away. “You’re so hot.”

Alex smiled. “You’re not so bad yourself.”

He chuckled.

She threw her arms around his neck and kissed him again.

He pulled back once again and took his shirt off, revealing his very defined body.

Alex’s heart began to beat fast.

“Uh,” She nervously began but got cut off by Jason kissing her.

He trailed his hand down from her hips to her thigh, then went up her skirt.

He pulled her underwear off. She gasped.

“D-do you really think that’s a good idea right now?” She stammered.

He smirked. “It’s a great idea.”

She pushed him off. “I-I don’t really want to, Jason.”

He scoffed. “What? With me?”

He laid down beside her.

“I kinda want to wait.” He shrugged.

“No, be honest, is there something wrong with me?”

Alex’s brows furrowed.

She stroked his cheek. “No, you’re perfect, i just don’t think—”

“Then why won’t you have sex with me? It’s been weeks, Alex. I need you.” He crawled back on top of her and started kissing her again.

She got nervous but decided not to fight it anymore.

He licked his lips as his hand proceeded to touch her folds. She felt uncomfortable.

He chuckled. His middle finger found her clit and started rubbing it. She let out a quiet moan.

“You can be louder, my parents are out on a business trip.” He said in amusement.

Alex scoffed and hit his shoulder playfully.

“Then why the hell did you sneak me in?” She chuckled.

“I didn’t want to wake Cheryl.” He shrugged as he kissed her neck. She moaned once again.

“Then shouldn’t i still be quiet?” Alex whispered.

“No, Cheryl knows i have girls in and out of here.” Jason said without giving it a thought.

He instantly regretted it when Alex scoffed and took his hand out from under her skirt and pushed him off while she got up.

“Girls in and out of here?!” She raised her voice.

Jason groaned. “Babe, don’t do this.”

“What the fuck do you take me for, Jason? Am i just one of the random girls you bring in and out of here?” She asked as she got more angry at the thought of him being with other girls.

“You told me you were done with that shit, was it a lie?” Her voice broke.

He got up and pulled her into an embrace.

“No, it wasn’t. I didn’t mean it like that, baby, i’m sorry.” He began kissing her.

She tried pulling away but couldn’t resist him.

She finally pulled away. “No, stop it.”

“Come on, i’m sorry.” he whispered as he continued.

He sat on the bed and pulled her on to his lap.

“It’s only you, okay? Only you.” He kissed her along her jawline.

She was still pissed.

Jason put his hand back under her skirt and felt that she was wet. He started rubbing her clit again.

She moaned as his finger quickened.

He continued for a few more seconds until he lowered his fingers to her entrance, dipping his finger in ever so slightly.

She braced herself for pain as she knew where he was going with this.

He pushed it inside of her, smirking at her reaction.

She cried out loudly. She felt a mix of both pain and pleasure.

“Just relax..” Jason instructed as he kissed her neck. “It’ll start to feel good soon, i promise.”

She nodded as she placed both hands on his shoulders.

It took a few more strokes before he finally hit the spot she needed him in to make it feel good.

She gasped loudly and began moaning continuously. He picked up the pace a little bit, but it wasn’t enough. She started riding his finger.

He felt her inner walls clench his finger and it was turning him on.

She noticed his giant bulge and moaned louder even at the thought of it inside her.

She gripped his shoulders as her eyes flew shut. “Holy shit.”

He grinned. “Right there?”

She nodded as she let out a breathy moan.

“Are you close?” He asked, quickening his finger.

“Yeah.” She whimpered.

He took out his finger and sucked it clean.

“Why did you do that for?” She whined as she stuck her head in the crook of his neck.

He chuckled.

“Because I want you to come on my dick.” He simply stated.

She got nervous all over again.

Before she could say anything, he flipped her over and settled between her legs again.

“It’s okay, it’s no different than my finger.” He insisted.

She let out a stifled laugh. “Uh, I disagree. It’s much.. bigger and longer..”

He laughed. “Which is why it’ll make it better.”

He kissed her neck as he unbuckled his belt and jeans.

She helped him. She pulled them down as far as she could, which was enough for him.

She decided to say 'fuck it’ and just go along with what he wanted. Although, she was still shifting nervously under him.

She started playing with his member, pumping up and down. He exhaled through his nose.

“You’re a natural.” He chuckled and went in for a kiss.

She smiled.

He pulled back. He reached over to his night stand and pulled out a condom. He opened it with his teeth, rolled it on and threw the wrapper to the side.

He got back in position. “If it hurts too much, let me know, and i’ll stop.”

She nodded, feeling super nervous now.

He noticed her breathing differently. Quick.

“Hey, it’s okay.” He consoled her. “It’ll feel good, i promise.”

He caressed her cheek. She nodded once again.

He put his hand one her hip while his free hand guided himself into her. She gasped loudly as she felt him inside of her.

He paused for a minute to kiss her and let her adjust.

“I’ll go slow.” He assured her.

“Okay.” She whispered as she braced herself once again for pain.

He pulled out slowly, and began rocking his hips back and forth.

She whimpered at the pain. Jason mistook it as 'pleasuring her.’

After a couple of more strokes, it started feeling good. She started moaning out of pleasure now.

He sped up a little, biting his lip as he tried to hold back his moans.

He went deeper, hitting her sweet spot, making Alex cry out loud.

“Shit, did i hurt you?” He quickly stopped and looked at her.

They were both breathing over each other.

She shook her head. “No, that actually felt really good. Keep going.”

He smiled and continued. “Where was it?”

Seconds later, he found her spot again. She started moaning louder.

He was close but held off his orgasm to try and finish her off.

“Oh, fuck. Please don’t stop.” She moaned as she gripped the sheets.

He grinned and went faster. Not too fast, he didn’t want to hurt her.

She kept gasping and moaning. Her face turning into a dark shade of pink.

With every stroke, he was getting closer and close to his orgasm.

“Are you close?” He asked breathlessly.

“Yeah, just go faster.” She gasped.

He obliged, making her moan louder than she ever had that night.

He stroked one more time. He felt her tighten as she let out a loud cry, seeing stars.

She was gasping, feeling the ecstasy.

He smiled.

Once she felt herself come down, she felt Jason’s thrusts getting sloppier.

He lowered his face into the crook of her neck, grunting and his breath quickening.

She kissed his neck and tried meeting his thrusts by moving her hips.

Eventually, he paused and let out a loud groan.

She smiled. He stopped completely with his breath still hitching.

He crawled off and fell beside her. He took the condom off and disposed of it.

He pulled his pants back up, but didn’t bother to buckle or zip them.

They both laid on his bed, gasping for air.

Jason broke the silence. “Was it better than my finger?”

Alex chuckled. “Way better.”

He got up and kissed her. His hand made its way to her neck to hold her face.

“I love you.”

Alex smiled. “I love you too.”

“Is it me or did the temperature just drop like it does in horror movies?” Betty asked.

Alex snapped out of her flashback. She went back into reality.

She nodded. “I felt it too.”

“That’s just the icy chill of the dead.” Jughead responded as he scanned the room.

Betty noticed Alex acting a bit strange.

“Are you okay?” Betty asked.

Alex nodded.

Jughead was concerned but didn’t ask.

Betty approached the bed. “Where does a teenage boy hide things?”

Jughead bent over to check under the bed. Alex looked around his shelfs.

“Under the mattress, maybe in the drawers, behind the headboard, in the closet.” Jughead began listing.

Jughead walked over the bookshelf and checked the bottom of it.

Betty looked through his drawers.

Alex crouched down to look under the mattress.

“Hello..” A familiar voice suddenly said.

All of them turned to face the voice and gasped, nearly jumping out of their skin.

“Fuck.” Alex whispered as she clutched her chest.

Jughead hid behind Betty. Alex glared at the both of them.

They saw Cheryl and Jason’s grandmother approach them.

“I’m so sorry, we were just leaving.” Betty began to apologize.

“Oh! It’s you.” The old lady exclaimed. “How lovely to see you again.”

Alex’s brows furrowed.

Betty and Jughead seemed very confused.

“Come closer, I wanna get a good look at you.” The lady reached for Betty’s hands.

“The horror.” Jughead repeated in Betty’s ear.

Alex’s jealousy grew by the minute.

Betty curiously approached the lady.

“Come closer, Polly dear.” The lady insisted.

Betty was taken back. She glanced at Jughead and Alex. They shrugged.

Betty sat on the small couch in front of Jason’s bed.

“It’s nice to see you again, too.” Betty played along. “I’m sorry it has to be under such terrible circumstances.”

Alex slowly stood up and walked over to them.

“Well, of course you’re not wearing it.” The lady whispered. “God bless.”

“Wearing what?” Betty asked.

“The ring, Polly.” The lady casually said.

Betty was in shock. Alex began breathing heavy. She felt an anxiety attack coming at her.

The lady went to explain that the ring is a family heirloom, while Betty half listened. She glanced at Alex, where she saw her sitting on the bed, not breathing very well.

“Jug, go..” Betty whispered.

Jughead grew concerned once again and helped her with her breathing.

“I-I can’t..” Alex wheezed.

“Let’s go.”

He lifted her off the bed and into the hall.

After a few minutes, her breathing slowed down.

She felt her eyes fill up with tears.

“H-He was going to marry her..” She sighed heavily.

“What?” Jughead agitatedly asked.

A tear streamed down her face.

“Oh, my god.” She whispered. “I’m so stupid.”

Jughead’s eyes soften. Alex began sobbing.

“No, you’re not, Alex. You’re okay. You’re fine.” Jughead tried to calm her down.

“He used me.. H-he took.. advantage of me..” She wailed quietly.

Jughead went in to hold her. She sobbed into his chest.

“I’m so fucking stupid..” She whispered.

Jughead held her tighter.

He pulled back and gripped her upper arms.

“Listen to me,” He began. “He’s the stupid one, okay? He knew what he was doing. You didn’t. It’s okay, Alex.”

She quieted down. She began inhaling and exhaling.

Jughead pulled her back into his chest to hold her.

“Jughead, i’m so sorry.” She whispered.

He nodded. “It’s okay.”

He held her for a bit longer before Betty came out of the room.

“Alex, are you okay?” She asked with her eyebrows furrowed.

Alex nodded. “Just a small breakdown.” She forced a chuckle.

“What did she say?” Jughead asked, dying to know.

Betty sighed. “Apparently, Jason proposed to Polly. He took the family’s ring and gave it to her. Penelope doesn’t even know..”

Jughead nodded. “I sort of figured.”

Betty zoned out, looking at the ground.

“Hey,” Jughead reached out to wrap him arm around her shoulder. “Are you okay?”

Alex tensed up.

Betty nodded. “Just a little shaken up.”

He nodded.

Eventually, they all headed back downstairs.

Archie was nowhere to be found that time.

She decided to go home, since she wasn’t feeling all that well.

——————————————————————————

They had school the next day. Everything didn’t seem the same after Jason’s funeral.

It all seemed sad and mournful.

Alex finally met Betty and Jughead at the Blue and Gold office.

She was taking a look at the famous murder board as Betty explained what went on after she asked her dad if he knew that she was engaged to Jason.

“Wait,” Alex paused. “Why is my picture and name here?”

Both Jughead and Betty paused. “U-uh, you were a suspect at some point.”

Alex’s eyebrows furrowed. “What?”

“Yeah,” Betty shrugged. “Because of your 'affiliation’ with him.”

Alex scoffed and kept observing the board.

“Guys,” Betty groaned. “I feel like i don’t even know who my parents are anymore.”

“Betty,” Jughead began. “if your parents lied about Jason and Polly,” He walked over to the murder board. “there’s probably more they lied about.”

Betty turned around and walked over to them.

“What do you mean?”

“Your dad said he would do anything to protect Polly.” Jughead continued.

“So the next logical question is…” Jughead trailed off.

“How far would he go to protect her?” Alex finished for him.

Jughead nodded.

“Jughead,” Betty began. “whoever broke into Sheriff Keller’s house and stole all his evidence wasn’t at the drive-in.”

“Shit.” Alex whispered as she realized where Betty was going with this.

“My dad wasn’t at the drive-in.” Betty continued.

Jughead sighed. He wrote their names on a note card and gave it to Betty. She pinned it to the board.

Alex huffed.

“I know this is what we’re all thinking,” Alex groaned, not wanting to say what she needed to. “But I think we need to talk to Polly ourselves.”

They nodded.

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GLADNIS VS RAVNIS AMUSEMENT PARK AU PLEASE

SOMEBODY ASKED FOR SOMETHING RAVNIS RELATED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

OKAY HERE I GO YOU TRIGGERED ME ONLY BECAUSE #RAVNIS

Tbh last time I wasat an amusement park I was like 4 y.o. and I HATE them because I hate all the machines. I could ride a horse and climb a mountain and camp if I had the chance, but you won’t put me in a seat on a roller coaster. I can vaguely handle cars. Anything with an engine somewhere makes me nervous (I’d suck as a Nif ;-;)

So believe it or not I’m gonna have to google to know what the HELL you can do at an amusement park, because no way am I not gonna answer this with some damn headcanons you heard me

*furiously googles*

Jesus christ, I’m going to add a Read More because it turned out SO LONG.

You triggered me, dear person I BLAME YOU.

It was the four guys who went to the amusement park for mere fun.

Prompto asked Luna to join them.

She did. Except she brought Ravus along.

Before knowing Ravus would go, Gladio had convinced (maybe with a coin or two) Prompto to take Noct and Luna somewhere so he could be alone with Ignis for a while (they’re in indirect-courting process, not in a relationship just yet).

Prompto did.

Except he didn’t take Ravus away.

He tried but the man insisted he stayed with Gladio and Ignis.

Gladio’s currently like (╬ ಠ益ಠ) on the inside.

Ravus is (ಠ_ಠ)

Ignis is just -___- like usual, nothing out of ordinary for him.

Except he really is a bit nervous because he’s aware he’s been courted by both AT THE SAME TIME for the past six months and he’s SO CONFUSED and now that the three are alone it’s so awkward like, he doesn’t want to offend either of them, but he’s also aware both are going to poke each other’s eyes out if he doesn’t stand in the middle so, what a shame, he has to stay there.

“Ignis, let’s go to that ride.”

“Who put you in charge, Amicitia?”

“I was just making a suggestion, mister poker face.”

“What did you call me?”

“Poker face, are you deaf?”

“No, but I wish I was. That way I wouldn’t have to deal with your horrible voice and stupid suggestions.”

“SAY THAT AGAIN.”

Ignis is just -____- sigh.

Roller coaster comes first

There’s a whisper-shout argument between Ravus and Gladio the entire time while picking a seat. You know, it’s by pairs, not trios.

“MOVE ASIDE AMICITIA, I ARRIVED FIRST.”

“NO WAY, YOU MOVE, PRINCE ASS.”

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CHEATER”

“WHO’RE YOU CALLING CHEATER YOU DOUBLE CHEATER”

“MOVEASIDEDAMMIT”

“NOYOUMOVE”

Gladio wins this round.

Gladio’s having fun and encourages Ignis to let himself go and just throws the arms up.

Ignis is having fun because while he doesn’t let himself go fully (it’s too vulgar, I’m the king’s adviser, I shouldn’t be- Gladio, stop, ahaha, no- *ahem* no, that’s fine, I’ll just- okay,maybe a little) he’s having fun.

So Ignis is a bit moved that Gladio wants him to be himself and just that.

Ravus sits with a stranger behind them like (ಠ_ಠ) and he keeps poker face and arms crossed THE ENTIRE RIDE.

Like not even when they’re left up-side down does he show any reaction.

He literally does nothing. Not a single movement except blink.

Coming out Gladio’s half-hugging Ignis and he’s letting him.

Which Ravus can’t allow so ofc he plans his next move.

“Wasn’t that fun, little prince?”

“While it was enjoyable, I do dare to say Ignis would prefer a different type of rides. You think about yourself only and the kind of fun you’d have, and Ignis has to stand you. So it’s time to pick something HE should enjoy.”

Ravus very damn gently (cause he’s a prince, he’s naturally soft in these cases) takes one of Ignis’ hands with a small bow.

“May I suggest the next one?”

Ignis is so flustered because dammit, Ravus is so SMOOTH, so a bit nervous he just nods so long saying yes will make the prince let go of his hand.

Ravus takes him to the star flyer ride

…which is by pairs and not trios again.

There was very little chance for Gladio to fight his seat this time. Ravus, some strategic way, ended up sat with Ignis.

Ignis IS enjoying VERY much of this one ride.

Ravus is enjoying of it too, and enjoying of the adviser’s time-by-time tiny contained laugh at his side.

“What a fantastic sensation, isn’t it? To fly?”

“Fantastic, indeed.”

Gladio’s with a stranger like(╬ ಠ益ಠ) the entire time and he’s sometimes yelling long and loud while in the air out of mere anger, ahaha.

He’s so upset because he was like LOOOOOL AHAHAA on the roller coaster, while Ravus is all Ah yes, le amour est dans l’air on the star flyer.

Like the roller coaster was brute fun and Ravus picked a romantic and fun thing, IT’S NOT FAIR.

“Think, Amicitia, think. Think of something romantic, of something unique, something that’s gonna catch Ignis’ heart. Something very romantic.”

Gladio chose the Reverse Bungee.

Don’t question him.

He tries to be romantic, I swear.

That’s for two again, lmao, so as he chose Ravus had to stay away.

“Gladio, are you sure it’s safe?”

“You’re gonna love it, Iggy, trust me.”

“I trust you, but this looks a bit-woh, okay, that startled me. Okay. Okay, this is…new. OkAY WHAT THE FUCK GLADIO, HOLY SHIVA.”

“SEE, YOU’RE LOVING IT, NOW SCREAM WITH ME AAAAAAAH”

Ignis is not screaming.

Again, Gladio comes out laughing and all LMAO and Ignis is like Oh, uhm, yah :) because he enjoys but it’s not precisely his cup of tea, but Gladio’s treating him real nice so he doesn’t mind.

Ravus outside and goes with “Again with your brute choices. It is my turn.”

Ignis has been trying to say where he wants to go, but the guys insist on choosing themselves.

Ravus chose the ULTIMATE ROMANCE RIDE.

Merry-go-round.

10000000 POINTS TO RAVUS, DING DING.

Gladio’s pulling from his hair in the distance because WHY DID I NOT THINK ABOUT THAT, OFC I HAD TO TAKE HIM TO THE BUNGEE WTF GLADIOLUS AGH YOU’RE AN IDIOT AND IDIOT AND IDIOT YOU’RE AN ETERNAL IDIOT AND YOU JUST DEFINITELY LOST HIM JUST NOW.

Even though Ravus knows full that Ignis doesn’t need that cause he’s not a fragile princess, the prince still offers a hand so Ignis has it easier to hop on his horse on the carousel.

Now that I think about it Ravus would be KING now, so IGNIS IS BEING COURTED BY A KING, NUFF SAID.

Ravus takes his seat on the horse right next to him, because he, unlike Gladio, “understands you love your personal space, Ignis.”

Ignis is dying inside like omg could Ravus be the best choice, Idk I’m so confused.

He only knows Ravus is so gentle like ohmygod, no doubt he’s royalty.

Gladio’s sat like 5 horses behind watching Ignis smile at Ravus as the ride starts.

Gladio drops himself on the horse and he’s literally limp the entire ride.

Ravus is mostly quiet, but his gestures are all gentle and kind and Ignis is like Asjfpsdfjsdf on the inside but says nothing.

That’s it, Gladio’s had enough.

Now it’s not about enjoying rides with Ignis, now it’s about picking rides to prove he’s stronger, more resistant, braver and better than Ravus.

So he picks the BUMPER CARS, ahahaha

100 points to Gladio, you ass, I love you, nerd.

Ravus, as serious as he is, takes the challenge like it’s about a damn war between countries now, and he spends his whole while furiously bumping on cars that approach Ignis.

“WORRY NOT, SCIENTIA, I’M YOUR SHIELD.”

Ignis is a bit worried because he’s not sure if Ravus understands the concept of “game”.

Gladio bumps into Ravus furiously and multiple times.

“EXCUSE ME, THE ONLY ONE WITH SHIELD TITLE HERE IS ME”

Ravus bumps back.

“YOU’RE THAT NOCTIS’ CHILD SHIELD, NOT SCIENTIA’S. I’M DEVOTED TO HIM, YOU’RE NOT.”

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN FROM LUCIS YOU IDIOT”

“SO WHAT”

They continue bumping each other to death.

Ignis had been previously amazed by Ravus’ treat but now he remembers these two are in war and he’s just -__- sigh.

Ravus understands that Gladio wants to prove who’s better, so he starts picking rides according to that and not on Ignis’ interest anymore.

Ravus picks a drop tower.

There are 3 seats so Ignis sits in the middle.

Gladio’s clearly nervous. Fighting behemoths and astrals is one thing, but heights, omg.

Ravus keeps mocking him, indirectly.

“Ha, what a shield. Scared of a little height. We in Tenebrae are basically on floating islands, the cliffs are very high, we’re above the sky, so I do not- WOAH, WOH, OKAY, THAT STARTLED ME, I’M- WTF MMMFMFPPPPHHH”

Ravus is fighting to not scream.

Ravus and Gladio end up yelling and trembling the entire time.

Ignis is the only one that wasn’t scared lmao.

Ignis’ still trying to tell them where he wants to go.

Gladio picks the ROTOR.

He and Ravus are glaring at each other the entire time and resisting the urge to scream.

Both end up screaming.

They spend a long while on similar rides to test each other.

By this point Ravus and Gladio are very dizzy, breathless, tired and with the hair and clothes messed up.

Ignis is intact.

And he’s gone to ALL rides with them.

Lmao, Ignis is the alpha in there and they don’t notice.

They stumble upon this water ride, idk if it has a name, where it’s roller-coaster like but lands in water?

“MOVE ASIDE AMICITIA I ARRIVED FIRST”

“NO WAY YOU MOVE PRINCE ASS”

“IT’S MY TURN TO BE WITH HIM”

“OFC NOT YOU DEADBRAIN IT’S MY TURN”

“Sirs, please stop arguing and somebody sit down already.”

Ignis does this smart thing and he ends up sitting with a stranger that he says Hi to with a sigh of relief and he relaxes for the first time in hours.

Ravus and Gladio share seats HAHAHAHAHA

Both are >:( the entire ride.

When the ride’s over they hurryhurryhurry on leaving so they can get away of each other.

Except they keep throwing the hands at each other like little kids trying to fight, muttering insults and walking away.

They’re handed towels at the exit and they keep fighting when they hear that “Thanks” behind them and they remember Ignis is there too.

They turn around and freeze at the same time.

Ignis is standing there, all soaked, the shirt all damp against his body, having come to be transparent in most parts. And his pretty hair is down like when he was 18 except longer and all awkward on him, dripping, and he’s just like “Apologies…this is embarrassing”

Ravus and Gladio stay frozen in their place because HE LOOKS

ADORABLE

HOT

GORGEOUS

AND CUTE

ALL AT ONCE

They start fighting again with each other because both try to stop the other from getting close.

They end up stumbling and falling in front of Ignis and both lift the arm each with their towel.

“HERE”

“I uhm…I’m grateful, but I have my own, you two…”

Both continue arguing when they stand up and shove each other back the entire time.

Ravus ends up wrapping his towel around Ignis’ shoulders and keeps him softly half hugged.

“It is my duty as a king, even if not yours, to keep you comfortable and safe. I would hate that you caught a cold. Please do take my towel.”

He starts trying to leave but Ignis has to stop.

“I’m very grateful, Ravus, but I will remind you the towel is not yours. We have to give it back”

Gladio will be laughing at Ravus shamelessly pointing at him while Ignis goes back to hand back the three towels.

Ignis is still trying to tell them where he wants to go.

Idk if you can find those at amusement parks but I have to include this:

Those testing/trial games? You know, the stalls where you have to shoot bottles, throw a ring on sticks, darts, all that stuff.

They spend like an entire hour there because most games are the kid vesion of real battle training, and you know, Gladio and Ravus are MASTERS on it.

Indeed they play everything three times trying to prove who’s better.

The first Moogle plush that Gladio gifted Ignis was a cute detail that had the man smile at him.

By now he’s carrying with 10+ plush toys.

He ends up gifting all but two to some kids passing by because it’s ridiculous, he’s not a plush-toy person, and he can’t carry these many.

Ravus and Gladio are too busy furiously shooting bottles to notice.

The ones he kept are the first Moogle plush Gladio gave him and the first fox plushie Ravus gave him.

He’s not a plush toy person, like stated above, but those were the first they gifted him so he’s keeping them.

“It’s etiquette.”

Sure Ignis just admit you’re crushing on both and mentally dying not knowing who to choose.

Ignis why not both

I didn’t say that.

Okay but the one… *googles*

THE HIGH STRIKER.

Gladio rushes there because AWMAN IGNIS WILL SEE I’M THE STRONGEST HE’S GONNA BE AMAZED.

Ignis is still trying to tell them where he wants to go.

Ravus accepts the challenge.

Gladio hits with all his might.

He fucking BREAKS the bell.

Like it splits and falls down.

The three and all people around are like ._______.

Ravus is at the high striker at a side.

He’s like “Hah, you brute.”

Ravus, with the mechanic arm, doesn’t control his strenght.

He breaks the bell too, the same way.

They end up head down and faces red in embarrassment while Ignis, as the only responsible adult, talks with the people in charge and signs a check to cover all costs of it.

By now they’re EXHAUSTED.

Ravus and Gladio from the games, they can’t cope with any more, but they are both TOO PROUD to say it and will continue shoving each other.

Ignis is exhausted…OF THEIR SHIT.

“Guys…I just…I really just want to go to the ferris wheel…that’s all.”

Both fight again to sit with him.

“*heavy sigh*”

“Guys, there’s space for 4″

Ignis just wants to go home.

The three end in the same…space…cubicle…thing of the ferris.

I don’t speak english don’t judge me.

Gladio and Ignis sit on the same side, but Ignis put distance.

Gladio and Ravus are sitting across each other.

Both arm-crossed and glaring.

Each hugged to their respective plush toys that they gifted to Ignis.

It’s a dumb image and I love it.

Ignis is just staring out the window, sighing softly and smiling.

Peace.

Relatively.

He thanks them for the day and thanks them for not killing each other.

“It would make me very happy if you two could get along, nonetheless.”

Both freeze because they want to make Ignis happy but that what he’s asking of them is just

Ignis why

So both are deeply confused and that was Ignis intention because that’s how you shut them up for the rest of the day.

He did that on purpose, Ignis, you smartass.

They reunited with the other three in the end.

Luna asked her brother about his day with Ignis and if he succeed.

“I believe I may be close. He smiled and thanked me. Amicitia was in the way, but I believe I may have called Scientia’s attention. I hope he’s noticing my intentions and feelings for him. I wish he does and will one day answer them. Gladiolus worries me as big as an ant can be.”

But he’s actually nervous cause wow, Amicitia’s quite a challenge.

Prompto’s asking Gladio while Ignis is busy talking with Noct.

“Hell yeah, he’s so going to be mine. Fleuret dude tried to be in the way but he’s no challenge to me. Ignis is gonna see how much I really like him and how I’d die for him so no way he’s gonna fall for that princely pale poker face ass.”

But he’s actually nervous cause wow, Ravus is quite a challenge.

My favorite bonus of every ship vs ship headcanon

Ignis turns to be asexual.

Lmao not really, I mean it’d be fun, but I’ll stick with non-ace him.

so if that’s the case

Ignis is REALLY confused and literally can’t pick.

He likes both and he also hates both SO MUCH.

Still, against all odds, against his own opinion, against his own pride, he’s gonna sleep with both plush toys for a week.

Prompto has a picture of that but shh.

MAN, this was SO MUCH FUN OHMYGOD

THANK YOU FOR TRIGGERING ME

THAAAAAANK YOOOOOOU

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HEY IT ME AGAIN-- LITERALLY SAME I GOT SICK AND LIKE IM STILL COUGHING AND I WANT IT TO STOP. LIKE. RIGHT. NOW. I hope you feel better soon! I can only imagine how bad you're suffering! Make sure to get lots of rest and binge watch Naruto hehehehe// I got sick around Christmas so it's kinda just here// But yeah lol just excuse me late responses (; 7 ; ) and yas girl just embrace you're inner otaku its okay xD (i wanna re-read Naruto actually//) OMG YES PLZ I LOVE YOUR FICS AND-

{CONT} YO HOW DARE YOU WRITE THAT JUNGKOOK FIC IM SHOOKED JKSDFNKJD// LMAO IF THAT AINT ME IN ANY MATH CLASS FUKFFKFKKFKF BUT ITS OKAY YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU! There was freezing rain here a day or so ago. That was fun . u . (sobs) IF YOU COULD TWEEK MY BLOG OMG ID LOVE THAT. But the theme isn’t originally mine and I’d assume the original owner wouldn’t want the original code changed?

{CONT} IDK I wanted to change my theme for a while now // Something not endless scroll but just boxes for previews? Also I wanted a minimalistic theme based with pastel colours and black and white hehe/ ANYWAY NO NO WORRIES SOMETIMES IM JUST HERE WONDERING IF YOONGI SUED BIGHIT FOR DYING HIS HAIR TOO FREQUENTLY AND NOW HE BALD (LOL) BUT YEAH APPARENTLY THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO HAVE A COMEBACK IN FEBRUARY AND MY WALLET IS UPSET. I ALSO WANT THE NEW ARMY STICK FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL LOL

{CONT 3 xD} I’ve only read Naruto Manga so if you wanna screech with me about that lets do it ahaha/ HECK YES I WILL READ THEIR FIC- I WILL NOT STUDY JAHAJSDSDKJF Shout out to Cat and Fae too like i seriously love their fics- your Christmas series had me shooked!! Anyways I have so much work to do and so i will bother you later :) - Sakura !

IM HEALED AND BETTER NOW THANK YOU I HOPE YOU’RE FINE NOW TOO??!?! but i remember my doctor telling me once that if you’re still coughing like a month later you should get it checked out or something D:

and oh. my. god.

naruto.

LISTEN I LITERALLY CRY EVERYTIME IT MAKES ME SO EMO. I WATCHED NARUTO THE ROAD TO NINJA MOVIE LIKE TWO NIGHTS AGO AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY WATCHING HIM INTERACT WITH HIS PARENTS AND ALL LIKE D’:: highkey still hated on sasuke though

but yeah no it’s okay! i have super late responses as of late…. and it’s really only because i’ve been too emotionally spent by the end of the day or tired or busy or just “not feeling it”

idk, but i hope to get back into being more active. i miss this place. i miss interacting with others, as little of it i seem to be doing right now (guh _ _)

LOL I HAVE SO MANY SEX SCENES ALREADY PREWRITTEN OUT FOR HTE JUNGKOOK FIC AND SO NOW THAT I’VE GOT THE HARDEST PARTS DONE, IT’S JUST DOWN TO FILLING IN THE PLOT AND SUCH. aaaand that’s kinda hard too, but i think i’ll manage. hopefully.

(help)

dude it was rainy and windy and cold today and i had to go outside and the entire time i was walking/running/dying to class i was thinking a) why b) this was a Mistake

ah well in regards to your theme, usually the theme makers are okay with minor changes (sometimes major ones too) as long as you keep the credit and the changes are for personal use (as opposed to commercial use/redistribution, etc). just to be sure, you can just check their rules. they usually have that whole page/pop up or will simply include it in their theme code.

hmm what do you mean by boxes for previews? i don’t think i’ve ever seen such as thing. it sounds interesting, though. are they previews for like posts or…?

YEAH OMG I’M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE FEBRUARY IS BOTH MINE AND ALSO @taesthetes‘ BIRTHDAY MONTH SO ITS LIKE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT WOOHOO

thank you for loving our collaboration! i’m still amazed on how quickly we got things put together and everything… honestly… cat and @zephyoongist are so talented i don’t know what i’m doing here :’) (or where i would be without them)

and now finally…

(for the maaaain event)…

okaY OKAY I WILL SCREECH WITH YOU ABOUT NARUTO. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. just under the cut because spoilers:

I’M SUCH AN EMOTIONAL WRECK OVER NARUTO THE ONLY BEST WAY I CAN TRULY EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AT THE MOMENT IS JUST THROUGH BULLET POINTS SO:

i love kakashi

i also love gaara. i can’t choose between the two, but lately i’ve been more biased towards kakashi. i blame it on my sister because she’s always had a thing for him

(i still love you gaara its okay my sand child)

kakashi’s backstory had me in tears… like… with obito died and he’s telling kakashi he’ll give him his sharingan (the sharingan that he’d always been talking about that would get him to hokage) to be his eye to see the future…

i just..

fucking broke down man like dude… stop… you’re killing me here… and then how kakashi really changes afterwards

(okay but listen child kakashi was savage as fuck though and it was hilarious)

(also i know it’s a filler but that one episode in which it showed guy and kakashi comparing dick sizes as kids….,,..,.

….,,..i wasn’t expecting that at all but i don’t mind the info heheheheh heh /dies)

OKAY BUT THEN RIN DIES WHY

literally if she hadn’t died a lot of the issues in naruto wouldn’t have occurred but they fucking did

no i’m not blaming her she died for a noble reason okay it just makes me really sad i’m sorry

AND FINALLY MINATO DIES TOO AND KAKASHI IS THE LAST OF HIS TEAM IM EMO

on a side note minato and kushina were cute as fuck

ANYWAYS GAARA OH MY OH MY GOD MY POOR BABY as a kid he was so cute and just wanted some friends and was out helping all those villagers and such but then his damned dad just had to go and screw those things up like STOP IT HE;S MY CHILD

even though i love those two, my favorites are actually the akatsuki

like. they hate each other but istg they secretly love each other like have you seen kakuzu and hidan’s interactions??? they tease and insult and threaten (and have killed) each other but kakuzu is actually patient with hidan’s rituals and such, and hidan will still accompany kakuzu to the collection centers

also, when he sees asuma’s guardian shinobi thing the first thing that comes to mind is kakuzu and how he’d want him for the money and he’s like u gh but like !!!

and AND when hidan at first thinks he’s accidentally killed kakuzu in his fight with shikamaru & co., he has that look of panic ooooh my god I JUST GASHUDFJSDIJASD

also hidan is just hilarious. like when they go to recruit him he’s like “who are you guys, all wearing the same clothes?? are you guys an orchestra or band or something?”

/points at kakuzu/ bet you play the bass

/points at konan/ bet the girl does vocals and keyboards

/points at itachi/ …or do you do vocals…?

and then the first thing hidan and kakuzu do to each other is kill each other

the look of utter disbelief on both of their faces

“what the–why aren’t you dead?”

“bitch that hurt–wait. why aren’t you dead?”

but anyways we can’t forget about itachi and kisame either, now can we?? like. they are actually like the only partner group that openly got along with each other, and they were sad oh my god they were sad upon realizing each other’s death’s

and idk just the way kisame says “itachi-san” does something to me

i t a c h i

oh boy i have so much to say about this kid

but before i move on i must! address! the others!!

okay so like deidara is actually op as fuck and sometimes idk i feel like he doesnt get enough credit?? idk.

BUT LIKE LISTEN OKAY HE GOES THREE DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS TO SEAL THE ICHIBI AKA SHUKAKU AKA GAARA’S TAILED BEAST and then immediately after decides to take on naruto (and kakashi)

AND HE ONLY HAD ONE ARM AT THE TIME HAVING JUST LOST ONE IN HIS FIGHT WITH GAARA LIKE WHAT IS THIS STAMINA AND HOW DOES HE NOT BLEED OUT THIS KID IS FUCKING AMAZING WHAT THE HELL

and he’s 19 like lol what bye

but anyways, after his “fight” he loses his other arm because kakashi and now he’s armless BUT THIS KID STILL HOLDS HIS OWN though completely on the defense AGAINST TEAM GAI LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HE’S AMAZING and then he manages to create a bomb without using any sort of handseals and fools them all into thinking he’s dead

i love this boy give him a metal why did he have to die so early why (yet another reason why i dislike sasuke lmfao)

black zetsu scares the fuck out of me (esp when i learned of his true past and intentions) but white zetsu!! he’s such a sweetie holy shit

I JUST REALLY LIKED THAT TIME WHEN HE BURSTS INTO THE 5 KAGE SUMMIT AND HE’S LIKE “HALLLLOOO!!!!!!” WITH THE ARMS AND EVERYTHING DAW OMG

and also unlike so many others he actually likes everyone and when he saves deidara he’s like “you’re a fun guy to be around” and then and then later when he’s talking to tobi he reveals that he’s sad that so many of the akatsuki members died like D::

let’s not forget when black zetsu called him weak (they had split in two at the time) and white zetsu just kind of D: and wilts a little like ooHH NO oo baby it’s okay it’s okay

ahem

konan is so strong… holy crap… like… her ultimate attack? with the bajillion paper explosive tags disguised as a lake?? that go off for 10 minutes? holy fuck.

yahiko’s pretty damn hot if you ask me (yes i know he’s a cadaver in the main time period but listen)

idk my favorite arc of the entire thing was pain’s invasion of konoha… like from the moment jiraiya’s message arrived to when everyone got revived…. and then kakashi almost became hokage…

it was fantastic

i think it’s mainly because it was a mystery, race against time, battle thing all in one and it was so neat i guess

also you could see everyone in the village working together, fighting their hardest, showing their potentials for like, the first time ever

um um um okay sasori mentally scarred me as a child, and now whenever i hear the rattling puppet noises i immediately think of these scary nightmares i had after watching his fight with sakura… yeah, puppets scare me a lot now

orochimaru is a creep ‘nuff said moving on

tobi! i love this alternate ego of obito/”madara” like idk he’s so jumpy and honestly it’s fucking hilarious watching him because he’s so secretly op certain people underestimate him at first (and then others overestimate him because of his association with akatsuki)

like. when he was warding off konoha from itachi vs sasuke’s fight (which i am still emo about) he was just like playing whack-a-mole with them and then he’s like lemme use this ability! frill-necked lizard!

and they all kinda stand and stare at him intensely execting something legit

but in reality that’s it. the extent of htat ability is just him hanging upside down with the cloack falling behind him to look like a frill-necked lizard

and it’s fucking hilarious

i also thought it was fucking adorable when he and deidara first confront sasuke

and the little bitch goes ahead and slices through him

literally through him

and HE MAKES THE MOST ADORABLE NOISE BEFORE FALLING FLAT ON HIS FACE GAH

but sasuke thinks that he actually killed him and sasuke’s all like “one down”

and deidara just kinda

ugh this kid

and tobi gets up and brushes himself off like wow that was rly fast!!! and sasuke just >:/

URM OKAY ENOUGH ABOUT THE AKATSUKI MEMBERS

sorry i thought i should make this clear but i lowkey highkey have this vendetta thing against sasuke like this little shit

i mean ofc i know the reason for his disillusionment really isn’t all his fault like @ itachi really?

like really when he goes back to konoha and sasuke tries to kill him… he goes and easily breaks his wrist

and he kinda just considers him for a moment like

…hm

how about i….. make his situation even worse…?

and then traps him in a genjutsu that forces him to relive their parents death for 24 hours like why the fuck this is literally all your fault

and also on a side note, fuck danzo. why the fuck did the 3rd not kill him when he was supposed to. why. all the wrong people lived for far too long.

anyways

but yeah no idk i just really don’t like sasuke after he defected and became a Vengeful Teen

AND ITACHI’S STORY MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME HOLY SHIT IT MAKES ME SO SAD WHY DID THIS BOY HAVE TO SUFFER SO MUCH and then mess up his little brother’s psyche to the point in which he starts killing like everyone wtf

AHEM

another favorite moment arc of mine is the very beginning

like the first 15ish episodes

IRUKA SENSEI

he’s such a blessing. he’s literally one of those crucially important side characters and i appreciate him and i love him and it would’ve been nice to see more of him, but hey, that’s okay too.

(his part in the naruto road to ninja movie had me in tears. like at the end. fucking tears.)

like naruto and kakashi may be super close and stuff, but when he needs someone as a guardian, naruto turns to iruka and idk i feel that says a lot about their relationship and it makes me cry all the fucking time

um anyways yes i also love zabuza

he’s so strong and empowered

AND THAT WHOLE ARC MADE ME CRY A LOT TOO AND THE FACT THAT IT BECOMES SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY

i have a lot more the say probably but it’s getting late and i need to take a shower and sleep and get up early in the morning to make food so i’ll just leave it at that

(i wrote a lot i know i’m sorry)

(hope i didn’t blow you away with any spoilers D:)

#my naruto gushing got a bit out of hand but i regret nothing #also when i say i cry #I ACTUALLY CRY #LIKE FULL ON CRYING #I NOW HAVE A BOX OF TISSUES ON MY DESK BECAUSE OF THIS #replies #love people #polarbearchan

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