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GLADNIS VS RAVNIS AMUSEMENT PARK AU PLEASE

SOMEBODY ASKED FOR SOMETHING RAVNIS RELATED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

OKAY HERE I GO YOU TRIGGERED ME ONLY BECAUSE #RAVNIS

Tbh last time I wasat an amusement park I was like 4 y.o. and I HATE them because I hate all the machines. I could ride a horse and climb a mountain and camp if I had the chance, but you won’t put me in a seat on a roller coaster. I can vaguely handle cars. Anything with an engine somewhere makes me nervous (I’d suck as a Nif ;-;)

So believe it or not I’m gonna have to google to know what the HELL you can do at an amusement park, because no way am I not gonna answer this with some damn headcanons you heard me

*furiously googles*

Jesus christ, I’m going to add a Read More because it turned out SO LONG.

You triggered me, dear person I BLAME YOU.

It was the four guys who went to the amusement park for mere fun.

Prompto asked Luna to join them.

She did. Except she brought Ravus along.

Before knowing Ravus would go, Gladio had convinced (maybe with a coin or two) Prompto to take Noct and Luna somewhere so he could be alone with Ignis for a while (they’re in indirect-courting process, not in a relationship just yet).

Prompto did.

Except he didn’t take Ravus away.

He tried but the man insisted he stayed with Gladio and Ignis.

Gladio’s currently like (╬ ಠ益ಠ) on the inside.

Ravus is (ಠ_ಠ)

Ignis is just -___- like usual, nothing out of ordinary for him.

Except he really is a bit nervous because he’s aware he’s been courted by both AT THE SAME TIME for the past six months and he’s SO CONFUSED and now that the three are alone it’s so awkward like, he doesn’t want to offend either of them, but he’s also aware both are going to poke each other’s eyes out if he doesn’t stand in the middle so, what a shame, he has to stay there.

“Ignis, let’s go to that ride.”

“Who put you in charge, Amicitia?”

“I was just making a suggestion, mister poker face.”

“What did you call me?”

“Poker face, are you deaf?”

“No, but I wish I was. That way I wouldn’t have to deal with your horrible voice and stupid suggestions.”

“SAY THAT AGAIN.”

Ignis is just -____- sigh.

Roller coaster comes first

There’s a whisper-shout argument between Ravus and Gladio the entire time while picking a seat. You know, it’s by pairs, not trios.

“MOVE ASIDE AMICITIA, I ARRIVED FIRST.”

“NO WAY, YOU MOVE, PRINCE ASS.”

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CHEATER”

“WHO’RE YOU CALLING CHEATER YOU DOUBLE CHEATER”

“MOVEASIDEDAMMIT”

“NOYOUMOVE”

Gladio wins this round.

Gladio’s having fun and encourages Ignis to let himself go and just throws the arms up.

Ignis is having fun because while he doesn’t let himself go fully (it’s too vulgar, I’m the king’s adviser, I shouldn’t be- Gladio, stop, ahaha, no- *ahem* no, that’s fine, I’ll just- okay,maybe a little) he’s having fun.

So Ignis is a bit moved that Gladio wants him to be himself and just that.

Ravus sits with a stranger behind them like  (ಠ_ಠ) and he keeps poker face and arms crossed THE ENTIRE RIDE.

Like not even when they’re left up-side down does he show any reaction.

He literally does nothing. Not a single movement except blink.

Coming out Gladio’s half-hugging Ignis and he’s letting him.

Which Ravus can’t allow so ofc he plans his next move.

“Wasn’t that fun, little prince?”

“While it was enjoyable, I do dare to say Ignis would prefer a different type of rides. You think about yourself only and the kind of fun you’d have, and Ignis has to stand you. So it’s time to pick something HE should enjoy.”

Ravus very damn gently (cause he’s a prince, he’s naturally soft in these cases) takes one of Ignis’ hands with a small bow.

“May I suggest the next one?”

Ignis is so flustered because dammit, Ravus is so SMOOTH, so a bit nervous he just nods so long saying yes will make the prince let go of his hand.

Ravus takes him to the star flyer ride

…which is by pairs and not trios again.

There was very little chance for Gladio to fight his seat this time. Ravus, some strategic way, ended up sat with Ignis.

Ignis IS enjoying VERY much of this one ride.

Ravus is enjoying of it too, and enjoying of the adviser’s time-by-time tiny contained laugh at his side.

“What a fantastic sensation, isn’t it? To fly?”

“Fantastic, indeed.”

Gladio’s with a stranger like(╬ ಠ益ಠ) the entire time and he’s sometimes yelling long and loud while in the air out of mere anger, ahaha.

He’s so upset because he was like LOOOOOL AHAHAA on the roller coaster, while Ravus is all Ah yes, le amour est dans l’air on the star flyer.

Like the roller coaster was brute fun and Ravus picked a romantic and fun thing, IT’S NOT FAIR.

“Think, Amicitia, think. Think of something romantic, of something unique, something that’s gonna catch Ignis’ heart. Something very romantic.”

Gladio chose the Reverse Bungee.

Don’t question him.

He tries to be romantic, I swear.

That’s for two again, lmao, so as he chose Ravus had to stay away.

“Gladio, are you sure it’s safe?”

“You’re gonna love it, Iggy, trust me.”

“I trust you, but this looks a bit-woh, okay, that startled me. Okay. Okay, this is…new. OkAY WHAT THE FUCK GLADIO, HOLY SHIVA.”

“SEE, YOU’RE LOVING IT, NOW SCREAM WITH ME AAAAAAAH”

Ignis is not screaming.

Again, Gladio comes out laughing and all LMAO and Ignis is like Oh, uhm, yah :) because he enjoys but it’s not precisely his cup of tea, but Gladio’s treating him real nice so he doesn’t mind.

Ravus outside and goes with “Again with your brute choices. It is my turn.”

Ignis has been trying to say where he wants to go, but the guys insist on choosing themselves.

Ravus chose the ULTIMATE ROMANCE RIDE. 

Merry-go-round.

10000000 POINTS TO RAVUS, DING DING.

Gladio’s pulling from his hair in the distance because WHY DID I NOT THINK ABOUT THAT, OFC I HAD TO TAKE HIM TO THE BUNGEE WTF GLADIOLUS AGH YOU’RE AN IDIOT AND IDIOT AND IDIOT YOU’RE AN ETERNAL IDIOT AND YOU JUST DEFINITELY LOST HIM JUST NOW.

Even though Ravus knows full that Ignis doesn’t need that cause he’s not a fragile princess, the prince still offers a hand so Ignis has it easier to hop on his horse on the carousel.

Now that I think about it Ravus would be KING now, so IGNIS IS BEING COURTED BY A KING, NUFF SAID.

Ravus takes his seat on the horse right next to him, because he, unlike Gladio, “understands you love your personal space, Ignis.”

Ignis is dying inside like omg could Ravus be the best choice, Idk I’m so confused.

He only knows Ravus is so gentle like ohmygod, no doubt he’s royalty.

Gladio’s sat like 5 horses behind watching Ignis smile at Ravus as the ride starts.

Gladio drops himself on the horse and he’s literally limp the entire ride.

Ravus is mostly quiet, but his gestures are all gentle and kind and Ignis is like Asjfpsdfjsdf on the inside but says nothing.

That’s it, Gladio’s had enough.

Now it’s not about enjoying rides with Ignis, now it’s about picking rides to prove he’s stronger, more resistant, braver and better than Ravus.

So he picks the BUMPER CARS, ahahaha

100 points to Gladio, you ass, I love you, nerd.

Ravus, as serious as he is, takes the challenge like it’s about a damn war between countries now, and he spends his whole while furiously bumping on cars that approach Ignis.

“WORRY NOT, SCIENTIA, I’M YOUR SHIELD.”

 Ignis is a bit worried because he’s not sure if Ravus understands the concept of “game”.

Gladio bumps into Ravus furiously and multiple times.

“EXCUSE ME, THE ONLY ONE WITH SHIELD TITLE HERE IS ME”

Ravus bumps back.

“YOU’RE THAT NOCTIS’ CHILD SHIELD, NOT SCIENTIA’S. I’M DEVOTED TO HIM, YOU’RE NOT.”

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN FROM LUCIS YOU IDIOT”

“SO WHAT”

They continue bumping each other to death.

Ignis had been previously amazed by Ravus’ treat but now he remembers these two are in war and he’s just -__- sigh.

Ravus understands that Gladio wants to prove who’s better, so he starts picking rides according to that and not on Ignis’ interest anymore.

Ravus picks a drop tower.

There are 3 seats so Ignis sits in the middle.

Gladio’s clearly nervous. Fighting behemoths and astrals is one thing, but heights, omg.

Ravus keeps mocking him, indirectly.

“Ha, what a shield. Scared of a little height. We in Tenebrae are basically on floating islands, the cliffs are very high, we’re above the sky, so I do not- WOAH, WOH, OKAY, THAT STARTLED ME, I’M- WTF MMMFMFPPPPHHH”

Ravus is fighting to not scream.

Ravus and Gladio end up yelling and trembling the entire time.

Ignis is the only one that wasn’t scared lmao.

Ignis’ still trying to tell them where he wants to go.

Gladio picks the ROTOR.

He and Ravus are glaring at each other the entire time and resisting the urge to scream.

Both end up screaming. 

They spend a long while on similar rides to test each other. 

By this point Ravus and Gladio are very dizzy, breathless, tired and with the hair and clothes messed up.

Ignis is intact.

And he’s gone to ALL rides with them.

Lmao, Ignis is the alpha in there and they don’t notice.

They stumble upon this water ride, idk if it has a name, where it’s roller-coaster like but lands in water?

“MOVE ASIDE AMICITIA I ARRIVED FIRST”

“NO WAY YOU MOVE PRINCE ASS”

“IT’S MY TURN TO BE WITH HIM”

“OFC NOT YOU DEADBRAIN IT’S MY TURN”

“Sirs, please stop arguing and somebody sit down already.”

Ignis does this smart thing and he ends up sitting with a stranger that he says Hi to with a sigh of relief and he relaxes for the first time in hours.

Ravus and Gladio share seats HAHAHAHAHA

Both are >:( the entire ride.

When the ride’s over they hurryhurryhurry on leaving so they can get away of each other.

Except they keep throwing the hands at each other like little kids trying to fight, muttering insults and walking away.

They’re handed towels at the exit and they keep fighting when they hear that “Thanks” behind them and they remember Ignis is there too.

They turn around and freeze at the same time.

Ignis is standing there, all soaked, the shirt all damp against his body, having come to be transparent in most parts. And his pretty hair is down like when he was 18 except longer and all awkward on him, dripping, and he’s just like “Apologies…this is embarrassing”

Ravus and Gladio stay frozen in their place because HE LOOKS

ADORABLE

HOT

GORGEOUS

AND CUTE

ALL AT ONCE

They start fighting again with each other because both try to stop the other from getting close.

They end up stumbling and falling in front of Ignis and both lift the arm each with their towel.

“HERE”

“I uhm…I’m grateful, but I have my own, you two…”

Both continue arguing when they stand up and shove each other back the entire time.

Ravus ends up wrapping his towel around Ignis’ shoulders and keeps him softly half hugged.

“It is my duty as a king, even if not yours, to keep you comfortable and safe. I would hate that you caught a cold. Please do take my towel.”

He starts trying to leave but Ignis has to stop.

“I’m very grateful, Ravus, but I will remind you the towel is not yours. We have to give it back”

Gladio will be laughing at Ravus shamelessly pointing at him while Ignis goes back to hand back the three towels.

Ignis is still trying to tell them where he wants to go.

Idk if you can find those at amusement parks but I have to include this:

Those testing/trial games? You know, the stalls where you have to shoot bottles, throw a ring on sticks, darts, all that stuff.

They spend like an entire hour there because most games are the kid vesion of real battle training, and you know, Gladio and Ravus are MASTERS on it.

Indeed they play everything three times trying to prove who’s better.

The first Moogle plush that Gladio gifted Ignis was a cute detail that had the man smile at him.

By now he’s carrying with 10+ plush toys.

He ends up gifting all but two to some kids passing by because it’s ridiculous, he’s not a plush-toy person, and he can’t carry these many.

Ravus and Gladio are too busy furiously shooting bottles to notice.

The ones he kept are the first Moogle plush Gladio gave him and the first fox plushie Ravus gave him.

He’s not a plush toy person, like stated above, but those were the first they gifted him so he’s keeping them.

“It’s etiquette.”

Sure Ignis just admit you’re crushing on both and mentally dying not knowing who to choose.

Ignis why not both

I didn’t say that.

Okay but the one… *googles*

THE HIGH STRIKER.

Gladio rushes there because AWMAN IGNIS WILL SEE I’M THE STRONGEST HE’S GONNA BE AMAZED.

Ignis is still trying to tell them where he wants to go.

Ravus accepts the challenge.

Gladio hits with all his might.

He fucking BREAKS the bell.

Like it splits and falls down.

The three and all people around are like ._______.

Ravus is at the high striker at a side. 

He’s like “Hah, you brute.”

Ravus, with the mechanic arm, doesn’t control his strenght.

He breaks the bell too, the same way.

They end up head down and faces red in embarrassment while Ignis, as the only responsible adult, talks with the people in charge and signs a check to cover all costs of it.

By now they’re EXHAUSTED.

Ravus and Gladio from the games, they can’t cope with any more, but they are both TOO PROUD to say it and will continue shoving each other.

Ignis is exhausted…OF THEIR SHIT.

“Guys…I just…I really just want to go to the ferris wheel…that’s all.”

Both fight again to sit with him.

“*heavy sigh*”

“Guys, there’s space for 4″

Ignis just wants to go home.

The three end in the same…space…cubicle…thing of the ferris.

I don’t speak english don’t judge me.

Gladio and Ignis sit on the same side, but Ignis put distance.

Gladio and Ravus are sitting across each other. 

Both arm-crossed and glaring.

Each hugged to their respective plush toys that they gifted to Ignis.

It’s a dumb image and I love it.

Ignis is just staring out the window, sighing softly and smiling.

Peace.

Relatively.

He thanks them for the day and thanks them for not killing each other.

“It would make me very happy if you two could get along, nonetheless.”

Both freeze because they want to make Ignis happy but that what he’s asking of them is just

Ew

No

Ignis why

So both are deeply confused and that was Ignis intention because that’s how you shut them up for the rest of the day.

He did that on purpose, Ignis, you smartass.

They reunited with the other three in the end.

Luna asked her brother about his day with Ignis and if he succeed.

“I believe I may be close. He smiled and thanked me. Amicitia was in the way, but I believe I may have called Scientia’s attention. I hope he’s noticing my intentions and feelings for him. I wish he does and will one day answer them. Gladiolus worries me as big as an ant can be.”

But he’s actually nervous cause wow, Amicitia’s quite a challenge.

Prompto’s asking Gladio while Ignis is busy talking with Noct.

“Hell yeah, he’s so going to be mine. Fleuret dude tried to be in the way but he’s no challenge to me. Ignis is gonna see how much I really like him and how I’d die for him so no way he’s gonna fall for that princely pale poker face ass.”

But he’s actually nervous cause wow, Ravus is quite a challenge.

My favorite bonus of every ship vs ship headcanon

Ignis turns to be asexual.

Lmao not really, I mean it’d be fun, but I’ll stick with non-ace him.

so if that’s the case

Ignis is REALLY confused and literally can’t pick.

He likes both and he also hates both SO MUCH.

Still, against all odds, against his own opinion, against his own pride, he’s gonna sleep with both plush toys for a week.

Prompto has a picture of that but shh.

MAN, this was SO MUCH FUN OHMYGOD

THANK YOU FOR TRIGGERING ME

THAAAAAANK YOOOOOOU