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copias-fluffy-asscheeks · 1 year ago

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It's summer where the fuck did I get a cold from

Death better come collect my body soon

I have tried everything in the book to get rid of this cursed fucking runny nose but to no avail of course

#help #I want too die #why can't my nose just do it's job??#like bro you are here to smell shit not to do this

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utilitycaster · 11 months ago

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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."

#now granted he did die of a drug overdose but you know. one can take the good lessons #anyway. point being i understand being deeply frustrated with the state of the tv and film.#but also we can admit that for every gem canceled there's like three real duds too #idk if you want something that's guaranteed to have a bunch of seasons and you know the ending for go watch shows from the 70s #the number of adults on this site who lack the emotional wherewithal to watch an ongoing narrative is. yikes.#queue

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slavhew · 8 months ago

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hm

#hom3stuck #homestuck #john egbert #jade harley #dirk strider #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #lil hal #autoresponder #inspired sketches because i went thru a bunch of artblogs and wanted to be dynamic and artsy too #also love to listen to songs and then try my best to draw something for the duration of it. this isnt quite one of those times but #hey the names matched up nicely #idk man. tonight is a sad about dirk strider day turned into sad about dirk strider night. davekats to make it go down easier #anyways ever think about how a captcha of 13 year old dirk doesnt want to die but the 16 year old version does.#cause i do . plenty.#these seem like sketches ripe to do something with but i dont feel like touching them more so. black and white up they go

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keferon · 13 days ago

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I. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I’m okay I’m fine I’m okay I’m fine I’m oka

The fic I'm illustrating and losing my mind about 👉 Mistakes on mistakes until

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tittyinfinity · 1 year ago

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Doctor prescribing antidepressants: so this medication can cause side effects such as memory loss, seizures, eating disorders, stomach issues, rashes, fatigue, and could actually make you want to kill yourself even more. This is perfect for you

Doctor prescribing pain meds: Are you sure you don't want to try diet and exercise first? These pills are so bad for you. Yeah technically the list of side effects for this pain medication is a lot shorter than it is for your other medications, but the thing is, they might make you TOO happy. And we hate addicts. I just think destroying your stomach lining and liver with 2000mg acetaminophen and 1600mg ibuprofen per day would be a lot safer, because you definitely don't want "happiness" as a side effect of medication. Not being in pain and being happy is just too addictive and addiction is bad.

#.bdo #my pain medication does help with my focus and my mood a lot too #i mean yeah I'm happier when I'm not in pain lol #my pain medication keeps me from wanting to die unlike the SSRIs they gave me that made me damn near kill myself

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phosilli · 7 months ago

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eye of the vulture king

#ahhhh I feel like I drew buddy too innocent here. wish I could give more indicators that he is being manipulated #but all the stuff I drew felt too cheesy!#my art #buddy dawn #kristen applebees #fantasy high #fhjy #d20 #unironically that one minute segment changed my feelings about buddy so bad. evangelicals who die without questioning their faith #make me feel so tragic #trauma bonding w these two would be fun but also consider: he meets helio in the afterlife and see what a wreck his religion is and #wants to help helio out lmao #would be fun

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heartorbit · 24 days ago

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figure skating set right now please. thanks

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #proseka #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #wxs #wonderlands x showtime #GUYS I AM PUTTING OFF WORKING ON MY COSPLAY SOMETHING STUPID. im tireddddd i like sleeepingggff i want to play and drawwwww #after work I literally ate a giant bowl of mac n cheese and climbed into bed. lifestyle choices of a 9 year old #anyways i want figure skaitng set. bad. PJSK HAS A WEIRDLY LOW NUMBER OF ACTUALLY WINTERY SETS... like 3. kind of.#i have some thumbnail sketches but im kind of stumped on composition for them. my idea was a nene focus set #(IF HER NEXT FOCUS ISNT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA THEMED INWILL DIE. BADLY. THEYRE GOING TO AN OPER AHOUSE. PLEADBR)#originally my idea was for nene to be biting a medal i was very sold on it bc i love nenes competitive side #however her outfit is so nice i want it to also be part of the art .. its heavily inspired by that one iconic eunsoo lim dress #from her somewhere in time program iirc. im really undatisfied with emus dress tbh my origimal idea was to give it a phoenix look #but a lot of the firebird/phoenix skating programs have very sleek dresses and i want emus to be fluffy. the balance is hard ..#and since i want her program song to be once upon a dream from sleeping beauty i swerved to make it look a bit like auroras ? but again #it definitely feels like the weakest of everybodys ... maybe i just love her too much and want her to look the best. sorry wxs.#tsukasas outfit is supposed to look like a shooting star. easy. program music moonlight sonata 3rd movement like from dazzling light. easy.#actually i like takahashi daisukes moonlight sonata program its a medley of the 1st and 3rd movement.. i think the calm at the beginning #is best. maybe smth like that.. for his card inhad him doing a haircutter spin but again. the outfits good i want the outfit visible. damn.#ruis the one im very set on even now. girl why are you so phantom of the opera.#it has a lot of beautiful programs to reference but the outfit i didnt really have any solid reference i kind of just balled #my main idea was to make it look a bit like both christine and the phantom.... gender Fluid.#my yapfest... i should be SEWING!!!!!!!!#despite my yapping im not that well versed in figure skating i cant really distinguish jumps i just like it . and medalist #i only do normal skating. bc i played hockey for like 7 years LOLLLL inlove skating though Heart.

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dieselocelot · 5 months ago

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monsieur maison's big day. you get both because im indecisive (x)

#fallout new vegas #fnv #fallout #mr house #i scheduled this drawing on the 18th. get ready to die behind this mr house shit #+ cities in dust by satb is also a house song to me but it felt too morose to link on his big birthday bash post but i needed to mention it #kinda simple but I wanted to go for that 50's cartoon look... not quite there I think you can still see too much of my own style in it #my art

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thresholdbb · 9 months ago

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Babies girl

#I would die for them and their 90s tech #I love them your honor #star trek voyager #WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE #yes stolen from Facebook but y'all need to see this too #I don't like the caption either but if og meme editor put it there I didn't want to chop off their knees yk?

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basalting · 2 days ago

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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"

it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.

#harvey voice: you know why im not killing you jokes? cause you can only die once and i want to hurt you so much more than i want to kill you #jason was harveys baby too after all #spent my entire boring work meeting thinking about how robin!jason bruharvey would end in the joker dying no matter what bc of two face #this is all bruciemilfs fault btw. theyve been making me insane about bruharvey #bruce wayne #harvey dent #two face #also bruce doesnt tell harvey to kill or not kill the joker bc he cant request someones death #but he also cant make himself ask for his sons murderer to be spared #i dont think any version of bruce would be comfortable with openly planning someones death let alone actually doing it #but after jasons death he gets so cold and numb to everything that he just turns away from it #he knows hes being too violent.knows hes hurting people too much but the only time hes not remembering how small jasons body was in his arms #is when his blood is roaring in his ears during a fight. maybe if he becomes the worst monster in gothams shadows #no more little boys will go cold and silent. no more fathers will stand in the doorway of rooms that will never be full again

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demigods-posts · 5 months ago

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luke fumbling in recruiting percy has to be one of his greatest failures. a beautiful thing the show does regarding luke and percy's relationship is building rapport between them through shared moments like settling into camp, eating meals together, but especially through swordfighting lessons. the swordfighting scene at the beginning of episode 8 not only reveals that percy and luke already share similar beliefs about the fear-based system the gods have cultivated, but it's clear the conversation stays with percy when he fights ares and later calls out zeus on his waning skills as a father and a king. however, luke's plan fell through the moment percy learned that the winged-shoes were meant to drag him to tartarus. not only that, but the shoes nearly killed grover, a friend percy cared for deeply. if nourishing loyalty and trust was the key to ensuring a partnership with percy, then it was luke's faulty planning, arrogance, and impatience that cost him the greatest ally he could ask for.

#i think it's incredibly interesting to see how easy it would have been to recruit percy #if luke omnitted the shoes from his initial plan #then percy would've returned to camp angry at zeus for being a neglectful parent and king #angry at hades for encasing his mother in gold and trapping her near-dying soul in the underworld #angry at hepheastus for designing a trap to encase other demigods in gold as a test of faith #and angry at athena for leaving annabeth to die over something that was percy's fault alone #i think hermes and poseidon are the only gods percy would tolerate because they've expressed remorse and longing for their mortal family #and i think THAT is where percy and luke would have clashed had luke been successful in recruiting #luke insisting the gods will never change and percy over the years learning that maybe they can #and then annabeth telling percy abt the great prophecy and he has to decide if he wants to follow destiny or create his own #i would eat that shit up y'all #anways rant over #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #luke castellan #the lighting theif #the lightning theif: the series #pjo tv series #pjo tv concept #luke fatal flaw should've been impatience #(too quick to act on a decision without thinking it through)#(the one trait from his father he can't seem to escape)#luke recruiting percy #traitor percy

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gotham-snark · 5 months ago

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Welcome to the wall, Jason. Don't let Damian bully you, you eat your chocolate bar in peace ~

Embroidery based on Juni Ba's amazing Boy Wonder series (issue 3 out on 3rd July, please please please buy it! 💛💛)

Damian Embroidery

Tim Embroidery

#Jason Todd #Red Hood #Damian Wayne #Robin #The Boy Wonder #Boy Wonder #Juni Ba #Batman #DC Comics #DC fan art #embroidery #Snark art #batbroidery #Live Fast Die Skrunkly #Poor Jason you can go get berated by Damian on my wall forever now #This was a lot of fun #Not sure about the background but I wanted to get red yellow and green in there somewhere because those are his Robin colours too UuU

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hinamie · 6 months ago

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round 2 of prelim designs for @philosophiums n my lovechild of an au

first year trio

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #fanart #jjk fanart #jjk atla!au #gojo satoru #nanami kento #choso kamo #atla!au: design #atla!au: art #STILL NOT SHUTTING UP ABT THIS AU NOT SORRY #shoves more concept art in ur face but make it the Adults #spent entirely too much time figuring out how on earth to dress gojo #bc i knew i wanted him air nomad monk-esque #but the LAST thing i want is to put this man in orange. in fact i wld rather die #so i yoinked raava's whole Vibe every1 say thank u raavaaaaaaa #debated the hat also but im so happy i went fr it it brings the whole thing tgt so well #every1 say thank u painted lady kataraaaaaa #and the fit as a whole turned out SO good im ????? do i LIKE gojo in this ???????? hina like gojo challenge???????????#who knew all it took was billowy robes and twice as many necklaces as any one man has the right to wear #as fr the others #iv never Drawn choso period so i ws neutral on his design until i had th idea 2 make his furs bloody #now i think its pretty metal GHFHJS #n then theres nanami......not a Bad design i dont think but definitely pales next to th others gomen......#reffed the lok metalbenders pretty heavily n didnt do much else.....might workshop it probably definitely bc i refuse to let him flop >:(#lmhs

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szczurherbacany · 6 months ago

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shout out to hozier for creating too sweet and singlehandedly making me motivated enough to finish any art of them

#art #fanart #illustration #luis serra #leon kennedy #re4 remake #resident evil #the colouring does make me want to die but we arent gonna talk abiut that #thank you mister hozier #i dont think motivating some guy to draw yaoi was your idea behind making too sweet #but i appriciate it nontheless #serennedy

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aropride · 24 days ago

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"polyamorous relationships never work" don't like nearly half of marriages in the US end in divorce. i don't think monogamous relationships work either

#text #ride or die for polyam people because i think dating in general is stupid so why make up extra rules about how much dating u can do #if i dont want to do any dating surely boyfriends georg can do his thing and thats fine too. come on

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clovreat3r · 3 months ago

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Made in the Image of Bill

Closeups of the quality gets roasted (just like bills family) ->

#gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #silas birchtree #silas birchtree fanart #gf bill cipher #bill cipher fanart #bill cipher #BRO I LOVE SILASSO MUCH YAYAYAYAYAYAYAHAHAHAGDGAHAVAAAA #YAYSGDHSHSGAHAAHAHAHA #ROTTING CORPSE #I LOVE IT SO MUCH #HOT TAKE MAYBE BUT THIS IS A BETTER VERSION OF MICHEAL AFTON #I LOVE THSI SO MUCH BROO #BILL #PEAKED HERE #BILL LITERALLY PEAKED WITH SILAS LMAO #also I love this his name means forest so it’s like a birch forest #Minecraft reference oh my gooodd #ANYWYAS #YES #ILL STAND BY THIS AND DIE ON THIS HILL #I FULLY THINK THAT #like bro bill went absolutely crazy #and indulged in every selfish thing he wanted to #HE WAS COPING AHAHAA #like #I just know everytime he reminded his multiple wives that he was the local epic god he would secretly mope about his family #idk maybe the his traumatic backstory beans on my mind too much and now I’m trying to include it into the narrative of EVERYTHING HES DONE #the book of bill #book of bill

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