#I want to marry a man
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emma i have a question of utmost importance. fuck marry kill: steve harrington, rooster bradshaw, pedro pascal as joel miller
this is so fucked up kait I cannot……FUCK!!!!
marry rooster
fuck Joel
kill steve
let’s hang out !!
#I’m sorry#IM SORRYYYYYYYYYY#BUT STEVE YOURE JUST A BOY#FUCK!!!!!#emma's asks#my sweet pals#Kait messaged me and said jail#here’s the thing#I want to marry a man#and also he has military benefits#Joel is a good fuck I won’t elaborate#so Steve. he’s just a boy#whom I love#but he’s a boy next to these men#DONT HATE ME#KAIT YELLED AT ME BC HES MY BLOG NAMESAKE#I LOVE HIM OK#DONT DOUBT IT#YOU GUYS IM IN MY TWENTIES#I NEED A MAN!!!#BABYS GOTTA BE PRACTICAL
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Hi we r in love
#im gay homosexual#men pretty#men hot#man awesome#man cute#i want to marry a man#i love man and not woman#men my beloveds#i kizz boys
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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ELOISE BRIDGERTON + being mistaken for a suitor
#ladies i cannot take this anymore they cannot marry eloise off to a man they just CANNOT!!! free my girl from the shackles of the patriarchy#this show version is a brilliant lesbian coded suffragette spinster who’s the fictional love of my life… she deserves to break free!!!#idc tv eloise should be at uni they’ve deviated so much from historical accuracy & the books and everything is so anachronistic???#eloise should not be shoved into marriage that she has vehemently stated that she does not want just bc of accuracy. girl WHAT ACCURACY…???#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton#peneloise#creloise#penelope x eloise#cressida x eloise#penelope featherington#eloise bridgerton#cressida cowper#bridgertonedit#netflixedit#perioddramaedit#perioddramagif#perioddramasource#perioddramacentral#tv#tvedit#tvgif#tvgifs#tvfilmdaily#chewieblog#userstream#usersource#userbbelcher#gifsbymisa
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happy pride month
#naegami#makoto naegi#byakuya togami#danganronpa#trans byakuya#polaris polanski#that post is ff naegami to me to a terrifyingly accurate degree#makoto and his wife who wants him to quit his job#byakuya casually dropping bombshells on a shell-shocked and exhausted man#and then daydreaming about a better life they could have together while makoto's still reeling with the implications#if i reconcile my bizarro upbringing and my convoluted perception of gender roles and current position in this foundation#the only way i can get him to leave on his own volition is to marry him. in a straight way. bc we're both straight. what if i was a girl#makoto's resigning himself to being ff's dog for the forseeable future. meanwhile byakuya is doing the same but also having egg emotions#not featured: kyoko who was sitting on the opposite side of makoto and was in the middle of a conversation with him. that got interrupted#she immediately downs her shot after byakuya says that out loud and texts the other survivors who each owe her $10. toko owes her $20#tgirl egg byakuya in her 20s in an apocalypse as a middle manager is a very specific headcanon that i enjoy a lot#only thing keeping her going is her bisexuality and the reminder that 'i went off the grid while crossdressing before i can do it again'#my arts
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3x10 || 3x11 || 3x12
will + being jealous of francis dolarhyde/the red dragon/the tooth fairy
#will - you like another man? i want him DEAD >:( also will - *is literally married to someone else*#hannibal#hannibaledit#tvedit#hannibal lecter#mads mikkelsen#will graham#hugh dancy#hannigram#frederick chilton#freddie lounds#horroredit#horror#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#murder husbands#hannibal gifs#hannibal 3x10#hannibal 3x11#hannibal 3x12
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Just once I would like a Peter stuck in Gotham story where Tony gets dragged along with him for the ride.
Like they drop down and Tony is like
“Not an ideal situation, good news is we’re not dead. Bad news that looked like a one way trip for us. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Now we should focus on short turn goals: food, water and a place to stay, everything else can wait.”
I want Tony to be out there working his ass off from helping people with broken items then getting a job at wayne enterprises and starting a technology revolution in this dimension because he just can’t stand how out of date everything is and then running to pick up Peter from the rich kid school and the two of them trying to do reconnaissance and failing miserably.
Peter for his part is having a great time with school and his new vigilante gig.
Peter’s vigilante friends in school are worried about how bruised Peter looks sometimes and think that Tony is abusive before breaking in and just hearing Tony being a mother hen.
Then one breakout things are not looking too good and Spider-man just says
“Karen, activate Papa Protocol.”
And then like ten minutes later in comes Ironman with a bone to pick with the rouges.
Bruce doesn’t know if he loves Tony or hates him but his kids find him hilarious.
#writing prompt#marvel x dc#peter parker#tony stark#bruce wayne#just let peter have some support#tony doesn’t go out in the ironman suit a lot bc it’s was damaged on the way here and very flashy#tony after running home due to a code Papa: you know I’m a little disappointed no one invited me#Bruce watching tony be a suave and charismatic man in front of reporters to give him an exit#knowing full well this is the same man who wear stained t-shirts in the lab while headbanging to ACDC and drinking old coffee#Brue: hm.#Dick: i mean he’s not the worst you’ve ever gone for#Tim: either you marry him or i beg to become peter’s brother#Bruce: he’s annoying I want to kiss him#bruce wayne x tony stark#i guess?
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when payneland eventually gets together i fully believe they date for one week and then send out the wedding invitations
#like they are CONSTANTLY talking about how they have forever together and how they want to be together for the rest of time#i know charles would suddenly go ‘lets get married’ and edwin would be like ‘oh yeah thats legal now well off we pop’#cause that man can never say no to charles#and he never wants to anyway#seriously though i think everyone else would view it as such a big deal#but the boys would just see it as a piece of paper proving how they’ve felt about eachother since they MET#yes charles frames their marriage certificate and puts it behind the desk#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#dead boy detective agency#edwin payne#edwin paine#charles rowland#payneland
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Earth 42 Miles Headcannons
A/n: y’all pls request some more miles 42 fics PLEASE I BEG
Warnings: angst, fluff, kinda toxic behavior( I don’t condone), nicknames
Kinda toxic but in a good way ngl
If you can braid, you braid his hair for him
Uncle Aaron respects you
Spoils you if he gets extra money from his job
You don’t know what he does but Yk he’s always tired and irritable
“Here’s $200. Imma be gone for a while Mami so take care of my mom and take care of yourself, okay?”
“Okay, papi”
Will go nuts if you call him Papi Fr
Loves you and you’re his soft spot but sometimes he can be harsh on you
Matching Jordan’s(this is also true for normal Miles)
Hates physical affection but likes words of affirmation
He loves it when you rely on him, it makes him feel big
Will pay for anything you need. Shoes? He’s got them coming. Clothes? It’s on your doorstep. Stuffed animals? It’s in his hand as he’s getting ready to give it to you
Short small kisses>>>>>
“Te amo, Mami. Cuídate” “SÍ Papi”
You saw him come home with gashes and blood on his clothes once and you were concerned but he brushed past it
You stopped bringing stuff like that up bc you know he will probably get upset:
“What’s going on, Miles?”
“Nothing, Y/n.”
“Ik something’s up so what is it?”
“Worry abt yourself , y/n. Besides, I didn’t see you complaining when I put those $1000 shoes on your feet.”
He had a point
He’s as stoic as a statue. You never know how he’s feeling fr
He makes you look him in the eye when you speak to him
Grabs your chin 😍🤭😵💫
Will grab your face and stares in your eyes. He loves looking at your eyes
Kisses you on the temple a lot but not afraid to kiss your lips
Can sometimes be neglectful but doesn’t mean it
overall loves you but is nonchalant asf
#mcu fanfiction#miles morales headcannons#miles x reader#miles morales x y/n#miles morales#miles morales x reader#earth42!miles#earth 42#spider man: across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#spiderman#for you#marvel#i want to marry him
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In this Meliora era interview, Tobias suggests that Terzo has a nicer personality than Secondo because he had a better mother.
I like to imagine that Terzo had a caring and supportive mother who instilled in him good manners and respect for women. He is definitely the more empathic of the two brothers, maybe due to this. I also like to think that he became responsible and inclined to protect the weak because he was the only male around his mother, whom he cared for.
I also found this post on the official Instagram. Whoever this woman was (Tobias' mother?), she was very proud of her son.
#i want to marry the man i imagined#his mother and I would be friends#papa emeritus iii#terzo#the band ghost#ghost#papa emeritus#papa emeritus 3#ghost band#papa emeritus lll#ghost bc#ghost lore#papa iii#terzo emeritus#ghost headcanons
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rewatched bsd w my friend seeing it for the first time and the nostalgia of seeing these two together again hit me like a bus
#literally mom and dad of the agency#dazai and kunikida protect yokohama but more importantly they also protect atsushi#funny story but we were watching in sub and the translations were wack bc when i watched dazai refers to kunikida as his colleague#but in the version we were watching he just called him partner w/o any context it was so fucking funny😭#bro rly just pointed to a random man across the river and was like “oh that's my partner btw!! we can use his money to treat you to dinner!#my bestie made me pause the show and was like “????partner. are they married??? either way it's cute that there's mlm rep in this anime🥺”#i was genuinely holding back tears#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws#SRY FOR THE UNGODLY HR IM POSTING AT I DIDNT WANT TO LOSE THE MOTIVATION I SUDDENLY GOT AFTER WATCHING THE FIRST FEW EPS#IVE WANTED TO DRAW THESE TWO FOR SO LONG IDK WHAT TOOK ME SO LONG😭😭😭😭
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A moment of appreciation for the fact that this is the first time Buck has felt happy and settled enough in a relationship to not question his emotions or second guess his actions. He doesn’t need to go to Bobby for advice because he already knows how he feels.
Tommy is giving Buck the security to just exist in a relationship and not seek the the validation he needs from Bobby, because he’s already getting that validation and love from Tommy 🥹❤️
#I’m in love with them your honour#I still appreciate Buddie but my god Tommy is just giving us everything we ever wanted for Buck#tommy kinard#the man you are#out here giving Buck all the love and support he could ask for#I need them to get married#911 abc#911 spoilers#9 1 1 abc#buck x tommy#bucktommy#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#tevan#kinley#kinkley
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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happy "our marriage is never gonna recover from this" day
#this is why you share your plan with 1 (one) other person; kids. otherwise you end up embarrassing yourself in front of the people#you were trying to impress (and the man youve fallen head over heels for)#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#ed teach#edward teach#blackbeard#september 1st#s01e04#Discomfort in a Married State#gif#i didnt get the colour grading quite how i wanted it but i had fun tweaking them! its all learning; baybeee#im having fun! hopefully new laptop will have the power to let me control more things. maybe#(or maybe thats just skill issues ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)#yall gotta be nice to me ok im still figuring things out#also like. as i said earlier. i knowwww this scenes been giffed to shit. but also not so many with the leap year note! so.#i learnt that 1717 was NOT a leap year in the process of making this. djenks i feel betrayed & lied to#did YOU remember we had a february 29th this year? because i sure didnt. i squandered her
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Fiddauthor doodles
*leaves this politely on the floor and scurries away*
yeah. enjoy ^_^
#THEY MAKE ME ILL WHAT THE SHIT#I AM GOING TO EXPLODE#fiddauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleauthor#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#ford pines#gravity falls fiddleford#stanford pines#gravity falls#normal about them.#the first occurs in the comic btw.#doomed yaoi#no because ford get your head in the game. there’s a married man that wants you more than he wants anything else.#I’m just as oblivious as him though. I can’t be talking.#also fiddleford how does it feel spending all your college years hopelessly pining for your roommate#and feeling frustrated with the lack of romantic progression because neither of you can read signals for shit#so when you inevitably don’t amount to anything and are forced to just ignore anything that may have ever existed between you two#you spitefully get hitched and have a kid to prove to yourself that you’re a) straight and b) not just some loser coward#but all along you’ve just known he was the right one for you. nobody could ever compare to what he gave you#everyone else has simply acted as a replacement or substitution for what you felt for him. you can’t shake the feeling ever.#and when years later you get a call from him you justify immediately leaving to work on the project as a) your entitlement to him and b)#a desperate and hopeless attempt at rekindling your college days#HOW DOES IT FEEL FIDDLEFORD
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The Marriage of Aegon III and Jaehaera Targaryen.
They are so Henry VII Elizabeth of York coded
#imagine you lose your entire family you're forced to marry the daughter of the man who killed your mother#(but she's still family)#your mother was eaten by a dragon your new wife has a dragon herself#you marry a boy. he has your father's name. his mother put a bounty on your baby brothers name#(but he's still family there is no one else)#Aegon/Jaehaera dynamic would have ate#literally one of the most tragic Targaryen failmarriages of all time!!!#'you don't want Aegon to be happy!!!' no he's a fictional character i want to be entertained tell me honestly there's not more meat to this#story if Jaehaera lived#asoiaf#hotd#aegon iii targaryen#aegon iii x jaehaera#jaehaera targaryen#princess jaehaera#jaehaegon
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