honey come home the kids miss u
(i also miss u)
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The fact that ufotable zoomed in on this for the shot tells me they know we’re all whores
DO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HIS FOREARM I WANT TO BE FISTED/ARMED AKSNSKAJIAH
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A round of applause for attractive men covered in blood
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My gods, how does he pull off adorable puppy and panty-dropper at the same time?
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"wolverine is 5'3-" "blah blah blah he's short-"
okay? oil up my short king I'm grabbing the strap
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the way i would let him do whatever he wants to me, even when he's dressed like this. specifically when he's dress liked this???
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I think one of my favourite things about Haldir is that looking at all the other elves, they’re kiki. Looking at him? He’s a bouba elf.
The other elves are all super skinty with sharp features n shit, and even though I love that too…
When Haldir rocks up with his soft features, a little extra cushioning and the possibility of there being a bit of a tummy and some thick thighs under that armour?
I am a feral creature, crawling through the tv screen to get to Lothlórien. I want him to fold me and not stop until I’m pretzel shaped. I am a man unhinged and I need the thicc elf sat on my face tyvm.
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