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red-garden · 16 hours ago

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I really don’t post enough NMJ content for him being my favorite character…

Uuuuuuuhhhhhh Nie Mingjue oiled up, tits out, double Ds, double duties, double boyfriends. Single father, firstborn daughter, sect leader, babygirl, mother of my children. Insane, wretched little meow meow. Slut, virgin, bad at sex, 10 foot dick, build like a barbarian, hairy, jiggly, muscular

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #nie mingjue #3zun #i want to lick him #so bad #my god #I don’t need to touch grass I need to touch chest hair #I want to put him in the Minotaur maze and watch him solve puzzles in exchange for raw meat #jiggy I understand you…..#keeping his head around……#not for necrophillia reasons #just for weird psychosexual reasons #I want to put him in a real life trolley problem and watch him through himself infront of the train to stop it even though it won’t work #you understand #nmj please let me be the horrible little twink in your ear suggesting debauchery and hedonism #I would such a good court jester baby please my bells will jingle so merrily

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