#I want to eat them like cookies
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THE STYLE JFKFNDJ
the seven + other guys
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remembered i can in fact draw my own characters now that artfight's done soooo here's one of them Smiling real big
#theyre so cute i want to eat them#like a cookie#oc:unknown#the deadway spiral#oc#original character#sketch#original art#artists on tumblr#etc#traditional art#art#watercolor#zombie oc
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🦇 Trick or treat 🦇
OH! Here you go!!
#cheesy asks#trick or treat#yeee!!!#so#tragic story#people don't do trick or treats here#but day before halloween i got tricked or treated by local kids#I HAD NO SwEETS CAUSE I DON'T REALLY LIKE THEM#but i had a protein ice cream so i had to give it away...cause i cant leave kids disappointed right???#even if they're a day early#so anyway i thougth that it's like a rehearsal and bought several cookies for next kids#AND GUESS wHAT#NOT A SINGLE KID DURING ACTUAL HALLOwEEN NIGHT#I'M LIKE....#no protein ice cream left#but pile of cookies i don't want to eat#stonks basically#anyway thank you for visiting!!#also i love this cheese idk
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Is there anyway you could show us how you peel zebra cakes? (You mentioned it in a Talon doodle and i'm super curious!)
my full process of eating a singular zebra cake
#skunk mail#Anonymous#its about wanting to experience different like...flavor sensations in one snack LOL#i do a similarly ''weird'' method when eating oreos#which involves splitting it eating the bald Cookie scraping half the creme with my teeth eating that half of the cookie#and then finally consuming the final piece#so i can enjoy both the Cookie and Creme by themselves as well as them together#<- something wrong wit him#a doodley
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I think I’d be willing to sell my soul to be able to eat those pillsbury sugar cookies with the little designs on them
#I want one of those stupid little sugar cookies with the stupid little pumpkins on them so bad#like theoretically I could make them but that’s not the point#it’s not the same#like I’ve been having a fucking day but the thought that I’ll never eat one of those again genuinely makes me want to cry#pillsbury I beg you make a gluten free version#it doesn’t even have to be good#I just want one of those cookies#j rambles
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O BTW i watched the first ep of the dungeon meshi and I RLY LIKE ITTTT ive been meaning to start the manga for yrs but never got around to it TT... trigger seems to be doing rly well w the adaptation tho from what ive heard manga readers say and well just from watching it blind myself i alr rly love it and cant wait to see more...!!!
#save me dunmeshi yuri and yaoi...#(the white women and kabru & that one eyed elf guy who always looks like hes having the worst time of his life-#cant wait to get to kabru i love his design sm hes so cute....#also very dismayed to find that i lowkey find laios(laius?) attractive... lowkey...#I BLAME MILK COOKIE.... ITS ALL BC OF MILKCOOKIE... I DIDNT CARE ABT HIMBOS BEFORE. DAMMIT#being attracted to (white)men is so embarrassing#he has a similar body type to milk + his face too... the droopy eyes...#and his personality is similar too..... except instead of dark choco cookie he fixates on eating monsters <3#honestly love that its so cute..#FARLYN IS SO FINE THO HIII🥰... UNNI- *gets bonked w a hammer*#both siblings remind me of milk cookie tbh.... laius for what i mentioned and farlyn w her rosy cheeks...#milk cookie is like if u combined them...#also senshi is so instantly likeable...#THE FOOD MADE ME HUNGRY AFFFF LIKE I WAS DROOLING#i want to draw milk cookie again....#ok i swear im not gonna simp for laius tho. hes just some guy (i do think his chara is v endearing so far)#IM JUST ADMITTING HES CUTE BC... I SWEAR I WOULDVE NEVER THOUGJT THIS BEFORE...#LIKE HES NOT MY TYPE... BEFORE THAT DAMNED COOKIE......DAMN IT#its ok theyre fictional men tho <3
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anyone else ever have this random fear of being accused of copying other people unintentionally? like
>be me >see another artist post something cool >"ooh funky i had a really similar idea once!" >get inspired to possibly draw something >"wait but what if their fans or they themselves notice and think i copied their idea and start drama (;;;*_*)" >end up not doing anything
#delete later#LMAO sorry for the 4chan greentext but i thought it would be really funny to format it like that#but yeah. aside from the whole thing of 'yeah yeah all art is technically derivative' or whatever if you wanna go there#(because if we bring that up im gonna start getting insecure abt my ability to tell good stories at all and man its too early for that)#I JUST FEEL BAD?? idk if this is reasonable 😭 like i really swear im not intentionally trying to copy#its like seeing someone eat cookies and then remembering 'oh i have cookies too. i also should go eat them i kinda want cookies now'#and in general the ideas while maybe like visually similar in the real intricacies its VERY different b/c my stuff is always. wack#in other news. i think i got hacked?????????????? explains why weird things have been happening
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I need dabi to be my boyfriend so badly so he can bum around my apartment and stop my roommates from touching my shit
#aita: I baked both bread and cookies over the weekend and I asked my roommate to not put them in the same container#she did and now we’re texting back and forth abt it#I know this is the second time I’ve had to ask her not to touch my bakes too#(in the sense that if I don’t put them in a container I don’t want them moved. she’s welcome to eat them)#but god.#she also ate half my cereal and is refusing to buy me a new box bc ‘she thought it was from the landlord’#which like no biggie but …#if we’re piling things up … don’t put the cereal Im not going to eat (it’s easy to save when it wasn’t open#in the first place) and I don’t want it anymore!!!!#sigh#dabi come be a scary clown on my couch please please#please#SORRY TO RANG#caitie blabs#shii posts#dabi
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bad convincing pomme to eat her cookies
#i dont normally clip things but the way he said it <3#and the fucking. Struggle he was having the whole time with cookies in general#‘youre like the only friend ive got here’ fucking WUAGHG#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp pomme#qsmp clips#this is one of the first times if not the first time reset bad showed that he like#is irrefutably affectionate at all towards his ‘roommates’#i cant say THE first time i havent been able to watxh as much as id like but#but pommes lil :D kills me#they had to ask if he was gonna eat them…#actually no this is definitely One of the first affectionate things#the first affectionate thing may have been him at breakfast giving her the last of the chicken he himself had been salivating over#and feeding her First when he’s such a hungry lil guy#still pomme’s joy at him saying he liked her..#he doesnt remember loving her yet but even without his memories and the responsibilities of fatherhood#he likes her#and as blase as he is about death in general#he doesnt want her to die
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intended to make chocolate/chocolate chip cookies today to remedy the tragic lack of desserts currently in my house.
swerved at the last minute into impulsive baking experiments, and now I have a batch of chocolate-matcha cookies instead.
I'm pretty pleased with how they turned out!
#I've been wanting to make cookies for like a week at this point#but I'd only been remembering that during the evening#when there was neither time for 'chill dough for 3 hours before baking' left#nor time for 'get the butter & egg to room temperature and then premake the dough for baking tomorrow'#would it help if I were less prissy about which cookie types I'm willing to make? yes#but look. my absolute limit in terms of 'things I want badly enough to make myself' has thusfar been crinkle cookies#and every time I do them I make a giant fuss about having to ROLL EACH ONE INDIVIDUALLY IN POWDERED SUGAR... D:< the horrors#like sorry but this isn't ikea and I'm not here to meticulously assemble things!#.... anyway. chocolate matcha tasty#nutritionists and stuff: it's important to eat plenty of greens in a balanced diet!#me (shoveling matcha and pandan sweets into my face): oh absolutely 100%#content is for other people
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Gonna try to post the horror Tim thing tonight.
#it’s finished#but i should do another read through#also it’s my birthday#want new birthday commints#gimme#*eats them like cookies*
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Happy Birthday, Max Way! 🥳
The cookie was delicious, albeit more sugary than I remembered that type of cookie being. 😂
@thegreenleavesofspring look, I celebrated Max's birthday! I was going to draw a motorcycle on the card but there wasn't a lot of space and it would've been fairly complicated. I really liked including the star, though.
#Max Way#SotS#Sons of the Star#character birthday#I wish I hadn't accidentally smudged the star but oh well#a card is a card and this wasn't a bad one by any means#the star and the cursive were fun to draw#plus the all capitals with the first letter “uppercase” for happy birthday and the date - that's not how I usually write#so it was fun to do something different#the picture looks slightly grainy while making this draft but hopefully it shows up crisp and clear bc it looked like that before#also yes I know that type of cookie is so bad for you but I really wanted one last weekend and didn't get one#and it was really satisfying to eat it just now#and my family can help eat the rest of them#story time in the tags
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miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.
#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool#WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE#she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma.#well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT#ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all#because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed#she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie#or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy#and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes#me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult#oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her#prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours#but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about#her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them#crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips#takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure
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Ok. Real question. How many people Actually have believed in Santa? Bc I never did, mostly bc my dad never bothered with the entire pretense, so the whole concept is just. Really fucking strange to me
Putting an actual poll bc I feel like I'm losing my mind a bit thinking about how apparently widespread it is. Like. It's just so... weird? Why is this the thing people have popularized? It makes no sense.
#speculation nation#polls#like ok my dad's an atheist raised by jewish parents so xmas has never really been a religious sort of holiday to me#we celebrate it bc it's fun to give gifts and spend time with family#but that's... it.#all the lore and mythos of xmas is just so weird to me#like baby jesus etc etc but now here comes saint nicholas with the steel chair! (breaking into your house to eat your cookies#and leave presents Only for the rich kids! why only the rich ones? uhmmm Dont worry about it!)#genuinely speaking my dad's worked at ups my whole life so growing up he'd say he (and the rest of his coworkers) were the real santas#said as a joke mostly bc theyre the ones Actually delivering the packages#but i took it to heart. told people at school that my dad was the Real santa.#no one believed me lol which i found quite frustrating.#but yeah i have never once in my entire life believed in Santa#and im content with that. it seems like such a stupid thing i will be honest.#'what about the magic of christmas' what about the poor kids who dont get gifts & feel abandoned by this all-powerful man?#in fact why do we Want kids to not think it's their parents giving gifts? they cant thank the right people if we trick them.#it's a convoluted setup that makes absolutely 0 sense to me#trust me christmas had more than enough 'magic' for me as a kid just bc of all the cool lights and all the free gifts#dont need some mythological man who can travel the globe in one night and is a professional in B&E#makes no sense for Real.#there was a time with my ex step siblings where me n my sister were told not to spoil the fun for them#so i had to pretend like santa existed as they opened presents marked from him#and even back then i was just thinking 'this is So Dumb'#this is an anti santa zone i guess. me and myself hate the popularized version of this strange strange belief system.
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y’all I just got the MOTHERLOAD of all pastries
#I have not eaten this much in months#My aunt found a cool bakery like an hour away so we made it this whole thing#I stay over at her house we leave at 5:30#We buy donut for her students (12 or 15)#then the following:#Two homemade pop tarts two tag-a-long Girl Scout cookie donuts 2 thin mint GS donuts a French cruller with vanilla frosting a caramel role#3 plain cake donut one cake donut with chocolate frosting one chantilly cream mousse cake four macarons in espresso chocolate rasberry and#Black berry (I wanted lemon but panicked and said rasberry) a ham and cheese croissantFollowed by two loafs of bread and an orange spice te#And McDonald’s Hashbrowns#To be clear this is all being shared and my aunt planned to spend a decent chunk of money#It was something like 112 bucks?#Not as bad as I thought tbh#We had four boxes of baked goods. Four. Boxes.#You know what I eat every other day of my life? A bowl of yogurt in the morning and a bowl of veggies with egg at night#I don’t usually consume the amount of calories I just ate in a week#Mutuals sending you pastries#So early morning roads showing up at peoples doors and handing them treats + tea? Pretty much perfect
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hey. shoutout to the aros who DO enjoy valentine's day. shoutout to the ones who repurpose it for platonic, familial, or self love. shoutout to the ones that do not need comfort or pity this valentine's day but simply recognition.
shoutout to aromantics that send valentines to their friends. that treat themselves. that tell loved ones "happy valentine's day, i love you." that bask in the love and positivity the holiday brings. that participate in valentine's day events. that watch sappy romcoms for valentine's day. that use it as an excuse to draw ship art of their blorbos. that give their pets heart-shaped treats. that dress up in hearts and pink. that bake heart-shaped cookies. that shop for cute love-themed decorations. that look forward to chocolate sales tomorrow.
because valentine's day can be fun. you don't need a romantic valentine's date to enjoy it.
#this goes for single allos too!#but i felt like this was important to say for aros#because i've seen so many posts feeling sorry for me#but i'm living my best life#i made boxes of silly valentines gifts and homemade cookies and sent them to my friends#i told my mom i loved her#i dressed all pink#and i got to eat candy!#so i don't need anyone pitying me#i just want to show love and joy my way#dragonn talks#dragonn rants#aromantic#aro#aro tag#aroace#valentines day#queer tag
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