#I wanna put them under a microscope

[warrior-cats-rewritten]

Pain is remembering that Ferncloud and Dustpelt had to bury many of their children.

Anguish is remembering that 2 of said children never knew what a full belly was like. Never knew what warm sunshine felt like. What a clan not starving to death as humans rip up the world looks like.

Agony is knowing Dustpelt had to bury the final 2 alone.

[voxmilia]

I truly think the funniest fucking thing about Hallariel and Gilear is the fact that she admits, not five minutes before hitting on him, that she hasn't been sober in 15 years

Pov you're an absolute elven milf, greatest fencer in the world, at your husband's funeral with the hangover of a century and you immediately start hitting on the local high school principal who has a yogurt stain on his shirt

[dunkinbublin]

GIRL HELP THIS IS TOO FUNNY

[bluury2]

Vidow.

[njere]

Hold onto me, never let go

[4ddi3addie2005]

Dr. Habit doodles n a demo of my Smilesona!! :-)

[shentheauthor]

It’s rough being like. One of the 3 Jietong fans out there.

Bro had a homosexual relationship with Ji, was a poet, wrote a 2k word suicide note, and was a whole ass conqueror. What a man. What was wrong with him.

Look at him. I know he had a bad childhood. People with good childhoods don’t stand like that.

He was fluffye. He was very handsome. He also sucked complete ass. He built the fucking DEATH STAR. Disrespectfully, what was his PROBLEM.

Awful, awful little mans. And y’know what? He’s STILL less fucked up that Jiequan—

[vinegar-rights]

How do i post abt seymours mental health spiral, self harm issues, and suicidal tendencies without sounding like i need help

[mikuyuuss]

As much as I love to hate on Walt, there's also a part of me that can understand his frustrations of not being able to share his """"achievements""" with his family. Walt always felt like an underachiever. He is an overqualified highschool chemistry teacher. His students don't even respect him. He struggles trying to make ends meet just to provide for his family, and not to mention his regrets surrounding gray matter.. (which is kinda his fault, like Eliott offered to work with him again but he refused 🤷‍♀️) but the thing thing is, all of it served to make him feel humiliated and emasculated.

And then he got into the Meth Business and he is finally excelling at something that he is good at. He finally sees himself becoming the capable breadwinner of his family. Ofc he would be proud of it, I mean who wouldn't want to share your achievements with your loved ones and be recognized for it?

Except he can't, because his family would hate him if they knew he's a drug dealer. Rather than being the capable provider that he wished to be seen, Walt thinks that he is still very much the poor and helpless dad in the eyes of his family. I remember when Jr opened a website to help fund Walt's cancer treatment even though the latter is more than capable of paying for it. Then Jr gets featured on the tv for it and the whole time the focus was on him even if Walt was the one who secretly paid it. It was kinda funny ngl, but the point is Walt WANTS to be recognized but he couldn't and that frustrates him.(Except he is. Poor Flynn, he genuinely loved and looked up to his dad as A PERSON only Walt doesn’t see that.)

This is where Jesse Pinkman comes in. Jesse knew the side of Walt that his family doesn't, someone who he can share his criminal achievements and be recognized for it. They are partners after all, except Walt is the one in control.

I think its interesting how they put so much emphasis on Jesse being Walt's former highschool student. It already establishes the imbalance between them. Walt sees his job as a highschool teacher to be humiliating already and Jesse happens to be one of his inattentive students. So the fact that Jesse grew to admire and respect him is probably something that Walt views as an accomplishment. Jesse addressing Walt as "Mister White" is very telling. It's definitely the first step to fueling his ego, and it validates his want for power.

and I feel like as Walt became more and more estranged from his family. He starts projecting those frustrations to Jesse. His students don't take his classes seriously? well at least his former student Jesse does. His own son still thinks he is "helpless"? well at least Jesse doesn't. His wife hates him? At least he still got Jesse-

Walt wants to keep Jesse around him at all times to fuel his ego. He projects not just a teacher-student relationship with him, but also a pseudo son in him, and when its convenient for him, a pseudo mistress. (Like let's be real for a second, the Skyler and Jesse parallels are too obvious. One of the creators purposely mirrored some of their scenes, the actors even joke about it) Walt is just messed up like that.

and thus poor Jesse was dumped with fulfilling all of these different roles for Walt all at once (bc most of the important people in his life couldn't give that to him) It so happens that Jesse is a lonely and impressionable young man, who also seeks for validation, but in a mentor figure. This makes him susceptible to Walt's manipulations. All of these is what led to their relationship becoming as codependent and as toxic is we know in the show. By keeping Jesse around, Walt gets to have the sense of recognition that he always wanted.

[astranauticus]

tbh if i really had to articulate the difference between yoo joonghyuk and kim dokja to me because both of them drive me absolutely insane but it's like. i want to draw yoo joonghyuk i want to put kim dokja in a little terrarium and carry him in my pocket. yjh gives me endless art ideas kdj gives me absolutely deranged analysis-adjacent thoughts i cannot possibly hope to articulate

[robotsafari]

(gif of walter white falling on the floor with an anguished expression. you know the one.) I MISS LEXAEUS AND XALDIN WHY DO THEY BARELY APPEAR IN THE SERIES

[happi-tree]

:3 How about Lark, Grant, and Henry for the character bingo!

Bababird!!! Hiiiiiii 🥰🥰🥰 And yes ma'am right away ma'am o7

Lark Oak-Garcia problematic babygirl of the century <333 What is to be said about him that hasn't already been said. Genuinely I thought about circling "I could fix them" AND "I could make them worse" and then realized that I was being delusional and nobody could fix that man (aside from maybe Sparrow or even less possibly Normal. Maybe. Possibly). Personally I am of the opinion that Lark is the one of the most bisexual demiromantic people in existence and I truly do love that for him <3 But even more so do I love traumatizing him further with my mind! I just think he should get to experience the abject terror of losing someone dear to him once in awhile. I need him shaking and crying immediately thank you very much 😌😌😌 He's soooooo interesting to me fr

Next up: Grant Wilson! My beloved! I want to give him the world's biggest hug effective immediately please and thank you. Early s1 Grant reminded me a bit of myself growing up and there's just this certain Itch that his character scratches that is hard to explain but that I'd be hard-pressed to find anywhere else! And seeing how his relationship is with Link in s2 makes me SO very very sad I just. Augh. Something about the Wilsons and the lack of communicating what they're truly feeling and the cycle of violence and self-hatred and Unfeeling and *keels over and weeps* Also. Gatorade baptism is perhaps the FUNNIEST ex-Catholic parenting move I have ever heard of (despite the Greater Implications that also make me very emo) and I just. Idk I think about that a lot. Questionable yet iconic move on the part of the Li-Wilsons, very slay <3

Annnnnnd the soon-to-be birthday boy to round out our list!!! I love Henry Oak SO much, okay. He's like a father and also a brother and also a son to me, despite how little sense that makes. He can be a little self-righteous and he can be a little sillay and I truly do love both of those things for him. Also his unconscious desire to create an environment so unlike his own restrictive upbringing that overrode his amnesia and caused a complete 180 in his own parenting style vs. that of his parents,,, not sure I worded that right but it's something I think about a lot and get very emo over. Additionally, he just has such a tendency to put all the blame on himself - a trait Lark seems to have inherited perhaps without even fully recognizing it, oddly enough - and that just makes me so, so, so deeply sad. He just has such an ingrained inability to cut himself some slack and. Ough. Augh. What if I weep forever actually! Anyway. Onto happier things. Probably lmao.

Thank you so much for the ask!!! Sorry this took a bit, but I hope these answers suffice, Babushka 🖤🖤🖤

[crystalleoi]

random observation: 5S seems to glitch out a lot. like when he tried to detect mephone4 and when he used his fingerprint scanner

[gregmarriage]

being a tomgreg and a tomshiv is funny as fuck. because on one hand, i want tom to divorce shiv and he and greg make it in their own weird little way because they’re freaks and they deserve each other. but also i want tom and shiv to never divorce and stay together forever because they’re fascinating to me

[i-counter]

i count: 32

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[cat-soda]

my thoughts on each of the paralive guys i’m spinning around in my head atm

allen: man i really want this guy to get fucked so hard he cries rn

nayuta: man i really want to put this guy in Situations rn

kei: man i really want to crawl inside this guy’s head and take a look around rn

zen: man i really want to fuck this guy’s tits rn