#I think that would be funny

[hiphopcherrrypop]

a cat with homophobia in its eyes ❤

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Have you EVER added a new button option? I can't remember what the setup was at the start...

I added JAH on like the first day because someone suggested it, and I went "oh yeah that actually is something I think the original subreddit is missing." Since then, we've had our six options and no more!

[magnuspanoptes]

the thing about archivist sasha is that. you gotta write jon out of existence for it to work. the web marked him specifically because it singled him out as the agent that would help fulfill its designs and jonah's primary reason for picking jon was also that he came pre-marked by the most dangerous, bothersome entity. bootstrap paradox type plot point. ergo in a universe where he isn't archivist, mr spider never happened, but mr spider is a defining character backstory moment for him. he would've never joined the magnus institute if he hadn't had that traumatic episode. so. to conceive an archivist sasha au a) you have to give sasha her own version of a guest for mr spider; b) jon isn't marked by the web and is a completely different person because of it and doesn't work at the institute. otherwise, to explain his presence there you have to give him a traumatic episode with some other entity (like tim and the stranger)

now you can just say wow what the hell this is fanfiction you can do whatever you want forever. thats true ✌️ unfortunately i have the overthinker's curse and cannot overlook this. also jon and elias's fates are entwined in every universe amen

[concernedbrownbread]

Five deli would've been way more interesting if we saw Five’s of all different ages and varying levels of insane. Brisket Five should stay the same though.

[toasts-httyd-hyperfixation]

Flipping through book 1 again and discovering

BARCODE?????

Barcode??

In viking Book?

Barcode in ye olde book??

Barcode in ye olde book by Viking who Did Not have computers??????

Why barcode what how??

How they use barcode

Why, how, how and why?

Barcode scanning dragons?

Scanners in Dragon Eyeballs?

Fucking

Laser beams in their eyeballs to scan barcodes????

How

How would they have figured that out?

How would that come about in the first place???

Many questions

14 years and theres still new things i find in this book, truly impressed, truly baffling

Barcode.....

[welcome-to-the-end-of-eras]

I want a scene in The Golden Raven where a player on an opposing team starts calling Xavier by his deadname to taunt him, but instead Jean hears him and is just. Confused. And manages to talk them into a blind rage where they get a red card.

[codingfate]

i don’t have a favourite bad kid because that’s like asking me to pick a favourite out of my 16 cats. it’s betrayal of the highest degree. they’re all my children AND my best friends simultaneously. respect them or die.

[pritchypitchperfect]

I feel like we as a fandom don’t talk about the Usher Foundation nearly as much as we should. Imagine the statements over there? Who’s the Archivist there? Who’s the Head of the Foundation? What are stupid Americans doing to fight against the horrors???

[delightful-dorks]

NumbuhPhenon's Cold Reception is really making me think about the Interesting Twins and Rowdy Hooligans in light of how the Delightful Children came to be. The way the fic sets up Sector Z is just so gutting and horrifyingly plausible that the mere existence of other delightful children suggests so much about Father as a character; namely that for all the awful things he had to do to turn Sector Z into the DCFDTL, there's proof that they're not the only ones he's done this to-- and they might not have even been the first!

(And even if you aren't familiar with Cold Reception's specific recounting of how that happened, ZERO still implies a lot about them; the fic just illustrates one possible scenario in such devastating clarity it made me think about their Whole Deal a lot more.)

I think it's interesting that, out of the many delightfulized groups, the DC are the only group of children that Father actually claims as his own-- the Interesting Twins and Rowdy Hooligans don't live with him, and I think it's interpret-able from the way both of them talk about him whether or not they consider him their Father, or if he's just their boss. It's really making me look at Father as an embodiment of an abusive, selfish parent in a whole new light, in that perhaps the Twins and Hooligans represent the way some fathers have children that they either don't claim as their own or abandon for one reason or another.

Father says that the DC are his "perfect" delightful children, made from his original machine, but we don't ever see him mention any other attempts or children other than them. We know he must have done some experimentation, given how many delightfulization machines we see over the course of the series; it's probably his life's work that the DC were a culmination of, so.... where is all of his previous work? Whether he "made" the IT and RH before or after would probably give us some insight into his view of the DC-- maybe they weren't as effective as he had hoped and kept trying, or maybe his first few attempts before the DC weren't as driven or disciplined as he wanted. Either way, though, it doesn't help that both the IT and RH are never seen with parents and are conveniently not in America where the DC and people that know Father might see them. The two groups definitely strike me as being either too prone to failure (IT) or not willing to hold grudges enough (RH) for Father to accept-- probably seeing them as failed experiments that he distanced himself from. But honestly that's just the beginning of my questions. Do they even know about each other? What if they all think they're Father's only real kids, with Father maintaining a separate lie for all three? And, barring that, who were either group before?? We know the Delightful Children are Sector Z, but who were the Twins before? Who were the Hooligans before? Were they all KND, or was that where Father went wrong? Did he kidnap regular kids and expect them to be just as tactical and strong as Sector Z was (no doubt giving his machine too much credit for their efficacy) and thus abandoned them when they couldn't perform?

Much to consider....

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

If they ever give us more information on Obi-Wan’s brother, they should just briefly mention that he’s Wedge Antilles’s dad…(which would make Obi-Wan his uncle)…and then never elaborate on it at all.

[live-laugh-ukotoa]

@emtheforeverdm IS A TRAITOR!!!

[rook-specter]

where the hell is the pomni/ragatha hanahaki disease fic

[hydriadd]

I think the funniest thing that could happen in this prison arc is that one of the medics at the prison help heal phil’s wings enough for him to fly and he just gets a lasso and one by one helps people get out purgatory style

[mamawasatesttube]

i think that if after timkon are established, kon ever goes on an offworld mission without krypto, it becomes tim's problem. not just in the obvious ways (how hard can dogsitting a superpowered beast possibly be? quite hard, actually) but also in other, also obvious, ways (krypto is stressed and anxious. krypto will now be bringing tim to the farm so he can herd him into the same room with ma kent and keep an eye on both of them. no, krypto does not care if tim was busy). also he HAS to sleep on kon's side of the bed. tim wanted to sleep there? too bad. krypto got there first

[spilledmilkfkdies]

Live interview with Duman, asking him if he'll be back in season 9/the reboot

Give him a sec besties he's nervous