#I think my brain just short circuited

[daisyswift3]

Thinking very ungodly thoughts

[goldsainz]

Repaying the favor 😘😘

AAAHHHHHHH

[kurtcobain4real]

Wh. Why would. Why would you put mayo on it.

just watched stone cry over a peanut butter and banana sandwich…. because someone put mayo on it .

[mumblesplash]

I'll have you know that I hate needles but the only thing I've tried that successfully calms me down/distracts me from getting vaccinated/blood drawn is reading YOUR POEMS SPECIFICALLY out loud while I get the shot. I'm planning to read out the hope one next week when I get my flu and covid boosters 👍

that’s. actually kind of amazing

[pitchswift]

idk if im stupid but i just realized baz has a begging kink because he usually never asks for anything

[spicy-phantom2]

👉👈 would it be ok if I asked you to go to the gym with me since I haven't gone in months and after our sesh we hit the showers? Would you let me wash your hair? Yeah, you'll probably have to get on your knees for me to reach, sorry. I can't help that testosterone didn't make me taller.

Your hair's so soft, do you condition it? I really should do mine more. I think it might help with my curls. Feels nice? I'm glad. I think it might be about time to rinse. Here, I'll help you up so you're closer to the shower head.

What am I doing? Oh! You thought I meant just your head hair. Silly me, I should've mentioned that I meant /all/ of your hair. Yeah, just getting some soap and shampoo on my hands. It's easier this way, plus you don't waste any to a cloth. Is it ok if I touch your chest? You can keep your head under the water if you want.

[krisseratops]

Anise. My darling.

You have killed me

Okay so I'm craving vanilla extract again. Anti-Venom for A1 pretty please with a cherry on top? Take all the time you need honey 💜

Oh, and if its fine by you, make him lewd >:3c nyeheheh

Yeah, so I took my time before coming around to this and-

God. Lewd? Are you sure? Okay. But really? Jesus. Fine.

:/

[winds-of-zephyr416]

Dear tumblr: please accept this image of my cat

[cosmic-ships]

Tumblr: "check out these communities!"

Me: *rapidly pressing X on every single one* "Bold of you to assume I'm not an awkward fucking introvert who never knows what the fuck to saaaaaaaay!!!!"

[onceuponaladye]

Just your typical Saturday night

Watching lore videos on hyperfixation instead of doing essays per usual

[kingkunigami]

I CAN’T BREATHE

@kenuis @prettyboykatsuki

Shirt Cut Meme Blue Lock Edition! ⚽️

Had so much fun working on this ✨ Comment and RT if you’d like to see part 2 👀.

[weepylucifer]

I do think there's narrative potential in the student commies fucking each other. It'd all be very sweet and blushy and fumbling, both of them taking this sooooo seriously and wanting to be so careful with each other. Like, they revere each other. They're best friends. They're so eager but so terrified of ruining what they have

But also: Ulixes has a lot of pent-up potential for violence that he's yet to find a healthy outlet for, and Steban apparently gets big endorphin hits from being slapped in the face

[coockie8]

sooooooo many brain cells murdered by having to explain to a full grown adult that actually no it's not safe, appropriate, or healthy for literal children to be weighing in on adult conversations, and that yes, it is actively dangerous for them to be discussing sex with random strangers on the internet.

If a minor has questions, curiosities, or concerns about something of a sexual or adult nature, they can speak to their parents, a teacher, or their fucking doctor. What they should not be doing, is engaging in a heated argument with an adult stranger online.

[c-nan]

people saying the new episode of yellowjackets was boring as if we didn’t get smoking hot milf ass homicidal shauna, jasmin’s amazing acting in the opening scene, misty whisper-yelling at warren to hit randy after randy said nat was doing drugs, whatever the fuck happened at that baby shower, and adult lottie coming up behind nat and whispering in her ear with nat leaning back into it. like did we not watch the same episode or..???

[campingwiththecharmings]

me: *is a writer*

also me: *can only ever seem to think of one way to say 'thank you' to the people who are kind enough to comment on my fics 🥲*

[tomfrogisblue]

But it would be hilarious for Wilbur to pop in to his team, Team Bolas, and just be flashbanged with Everything that has been driving everyone insane for the last week and the sheer craziness of all the members that were pretty normal (in comparison, like no one was okay then either) when he left them last

Not least the fact that his Dadza has once again joined a new server and adopted like 12 children simply by existing near them