#I stand with you 🫡

[aurea-b]

However I'm not native English speaker... but still hurts 😂

[lovesickeros]

zhongli and neuvillette fighting over their reader 🤭🤭

scary dog privilege wherever you go, draconic courting gestures that would scare any regular person, they send each other deadly glares the moment you turn away,

stealing your clothes to just get a whiff of your scent, marking their territory all over your house - making it a battlefield basically, neuvillette (in my hc) is cooler and zhongli is warm so the cuddles are always so comfy ☺️😍,

they give you anything you want - you don't even have to lift a finger, they make you travel between the nations a lot though 😒 sooo clingyyy, extra gentle in their dragon forms as to not squish you, don't even get me started on the size difference 😍😍

just a little thought 🤭☺️

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Neuvi being colder is so real and canon. I see him as being colder + a lot more lithe, kinda lanky with smaller but sharper canines versus Zhongli who's warmer and a bit shorter then Neuvi + bulkier with bigger but not as sharp canines.

They've also got very different habits – Zhongli is very prideful not just of himself but his nation. He'll personally give your a tour and purposely drag it out as long as he can. Complimenting Liyue is basically complimenting him, checkmate Neuvi. Especially if he convinces you to try on some local Liyue fashion. Harmless and just a nice gift to anyone else but Neuvi sees it for what it is (since your wearing something from Liyue, technically wearing something of his. He loves his technicalities when it comes to staking a claim over you). Adds salt to the wound by touching you in totally innocent ways like to adjust you towards something he wants to show you or accidently brushing against you when he takes the bags of spoils he's practically drowning you in but really he's just making sure his scent sticks. He's just a sweet, nice gentleman with absolutely no ulterior motives trust.

Neuvillette does love Fontaine, but his habits are more about himself then the nation. He'll take you around if you ask or if the idea strikes him, but you'll probably stay around the making city area or the opera house specifically. He enjoys more personal time with just you and him then anything else. He values the immaterial to the material. Zhongli spoils you with gifts, but Neuvi tries to offer quality time irregardless of physical gifts (though he still gives them just not to the extent of Zhongli). He'll take you to see different operas if that's to your fancy, or leverage a bit of his authority to maybe see a few films since those seem to be hitting off in Fontaine recently. Bet that creaky old archon doesn't have those huh. He feels awkward if you want to watch a trial, but he'll reluctantly agree because. well. it's you. just don't wave or anything he's trying to work and he just Really wants to see you smile at him like that again and it makes him lose his train of thought. gets custom clothes designed by Chiori to replace your clothes from Liyue because they smell of Zhongli and it makes him sulky + he likes to match.

G-d forbid these two are in the same room as you because it's a war of attrition at that point. Constant accidental brush of the hand against your shoulder or elbow but it's just them trying to get rid of the others scent. they are side eyeing each other behind your back while being all smiles whenever your looking. If it's hot and you lean into Neuvi more he's practically GLOWING. not even smug he's just absolutely smitten and happy to be of service. immediately takes off his gloves and presses his hands to your face asking if your okay and if you want to go back with him. if it's cold out and you seek out Zhongli more hes smug as hell beneath the calm veneer. Offers you his coat and stay as physically close to you as he can under the pretense of being worried you'll catch a cold if he doesn't warm you up.

don't even get me started on your house either because you probably have tons of gifts from both of them accumulated everywhere. if Neuvi sees you use a tea set from Zhongli suddenly he had a fantastic gift idea he thought you'd like. he even got some tea included with it so why don't you let him make you some? Zhongli sees you using a goblet Neuvi gave you (totally a coincidence it's similar to his) and suddenly you have 27 square cups in your cabinets that you have no idea where they came from. if the goblet is mysteriously missing oh well. who knows :]

[iheartgirlzn]

Hello can you do a Percy Jackson reader when Tyson ask Percy Annabeth and the reader if the thzr the reader and Percy is together ? But he is completely shameless because well he is Tyson and the reader and Percy are both oblivious please

OBLIVIOUSLY IN LOVE

pairing: percy jackson x fem!reader

warning(s): potential spoilers - mention of zöe nightshade, ooc annabeth ?, very short blurb, basically just reader and percy being clueless ♡

🔥 notes: OH EM GEE! MY FIRST REQUEST? ANYWAYS, HOPEFULLY I GOT THIS RIGHT! i tyson sm he’s so silly! (and sorry this took a whilee!)

the three demigods, plus one friendly cyclops, sat around hestia’s hearth, happy chatting to each other with cabin 7’s angelic voices singing harmonically in the background. the night air was cool, and the sky was free of fog, leaving a clear view of stars, making zöe’s constellation visible.

percy and y/n sat knee-to-knee, giggling at chatting with each other.

tyson watched curiously, he was happy that percy had started dating someone, he was just confused why his brother wouldn’t tell him. of course, he couldn’t be a 100% sure they were together, so he decided to ask annabeth instead.

“are brother and y/n dating?” he whispered loudly, attracting the attention of all 3 half-bloods.

annabeth’s eyes widened, freezing and turning to look at tyson with a hysterical look on her face. “wha-what was that?” she stuttered, struggling to keep down her laugh.

“are they.. you know, dating?” tyson repeated, stage-whispering.

annabeth burst into laughter, and percy and y/n sat there frozen in shock with flustered looks on their faces. they slowly scooted away from each other, avoiding eye contact while turning pink.

“why would, uh, you think that bud?” percy asked, his voice cracking embarrassingly. he cleared his throat. “we’re not- we’re not together. haha, nope, no sir!”

y/n nodded aggressively, her eyes wide as if trying to shoot laser beams out of them, super-man style. “yeah- hah, what percy said! we aren’t like that!”

tyson tilted his head to the side like a confused puppy. “huh? but you act like a couple.”

annabeth continued wheezing, crying from laughing so hard, while percy and y/n turned more red, if possible.

“i-i’m going to bed!” y/n shot out of her seat, and walked away from the campfire a blushing mess.

the sons’ of poseidon watched her walk away, tyson confused, percy embarrassed, and annabeth struggling to breathe in her chair.

‘stupid tyson!’ y/n mentally grumbled. ‘i’d never like him like that!’

for the rest of the night, y/n’s thoughts were filled with percy and tyson’s comment. ‘that’s silly.’ she kept telling herself. ‘just.. just silly.’

[mazzystar24]

Unfortunately buddie shippers behaving badly on other platforms reflects badly on all buddie shippers. You might not like it but it's the truth 🤷‍♀️

Darling you are aware that buddie shippers aren’t this like united front on every platform and who can control the actions of others and we are also not a group of children you can collectively chastise?

We’re legit just individuals who all engage with fandoms and the large majority of which actively try to be as respectful as possible

You wanna generalise things to a specific part of buddie shippers? okay then should I generalise the bucktommy shippers who were saying racist shit? How about the ones harassing people? How about the fetishising ones who refuse to watch the rest of the show and only care about seeing two men kiss?

See how ridiculous that is? And that’s just stuff ACTUALLY on tumblr

So can you imagine how ridiculous you sound saying that the shitty behaviour of people in an app you hate and don’t have and whose actions you don’t see NOR agree with and who you ACTIVELY avoid, reflect badly on you because what? like the same thing???

Seriously babe be so fucking for real right now

[shima-draws]

Me: Finally home! Now I can draw >:)

My body, on the verge of collapse: Or you could take a nap

Me, crawling into bed: Or I could take a n

[flareboi]

i feel like tumblr cannot understand that

transgender women need to be loved outside of being sexualized and not perceived merely in the context of their sexual appeal, because it is objectifying and gross

and

it is okay and good to express attraction towards transgender women especially considering that they are often told that they are ugly (false), and it normalizes viewing them as beautiful and awesome (which they are)

are opinions that can and should coexist. like just don’t get sexual on posts about transfem positivity and don’t get all prudish on posts about how attractive transfemmes can be and sex positivity in the context of trans people

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i could talk for hours abt the differences between itafushikugi and sashisu but ultimately it comes down to the former being the cutest little bunnies and the latter being dirty raccoons you find in a trash can outside of your apartment complex

[hiraethwrote]

it should be illegal to try and hit on someone while they’re at work. like sir, it is flattering but i cannot escape the premises — i am paid to be polite to you my guy

[mothalas]

death by a thousand cuts goes so hard for what reason

[wombywoo]

imperative you answer with your top five favourite birds, please, tumblr user wombywoo of hairy soap fame

oh dear oh dear, I don't know all the names™️ of these feathered creatures you speak of 😓 I'm a fraud in the field of ornithology you must know. but off the top of my head, I like blue jays (pretty color), robins, finches, uhh..I'm strugglin..cardinal? oh! hummingbirds! I once saw a hummingbird lift a small red petal and fly straight up into the air and it was one of the top 5 most magical moments of my life ✨

[cosmic--static]

losing my mind over this line from my dark urge playthrough

[alisaint]

real life tears in my eyes listening to euphoria by kendrick. now THIS is some hater representation i'm covered in goosebumps rn THAT'S THE KIND OF HATERATION I'M TALKING ABOUT 🗣‼️

[taus-inc]

when it comes to who ppl date in the vampire diaries the bar is in hell. elena w damon after he killed jeremy and did not know he would survive + admitted to it. caroline and klaus after he killed jenna, carol and STABBED HER IN THE STOMACH AND BIT HER???? tyler being with anyone in general after what happened w vicky 😐. i choose to believe bonnie just has standards and good morals for herself and that's why her relationships are few and far between.

[softspiderling]

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okay no but now i have to bc i hate the people that go omg uwu i hate my life and someone says omg whats wrong and they go i don't wanna talk about it lmao

SO, this is in no way or form hating, just something i observed, PURELY AN OBSERVATION okay but drew has skinny legs😭

[treecakes]

lol i shouldn’t have rbed that neanderthal post bc now whenever it shows up in my notes i get teary eyed. so many of the capstone projects this past year in my program were on neanderthals so i’ve been seeing so much abt them but they were humans just like us. they made art and cared for their sick and elderly and made good food and made clothing like us. we have no records of their languages but they are so genetically and physiologically close to us that it would make little to no sense if they didn’t have languages like us. and clearly we cared about them enough and found them similar enough to us for their dna to be carried on in us today.

[womenaremypriority]

Clinging to “I’m attracted to all women and 4 men” with my cold dead hands!!!