#I shouldnt be
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divine0rdainment · 6 months ago
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Lucifer: So I set up a room for you in the hotel, it's all yours. Made up especially for your tastes and style!
Adam:... So your saying there's a special place in hell for me then?
Lucifer:....
Adam: :)
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estomia · 8 months ago
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watching the infamous removing ass hair video for the first time and like im probably just immature but why is this so funny
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toytulini · 6 months ago
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gripped by the 2:30am benign clown possession
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rattkween86 · 1 year ago
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WHY ARE PEOPLE OUT HERE BEIN UGLY IN THE INBOXES TONIGHT?!?! IT IS SUNDAY. SUNDAY IS FOR TV, BLANKIES, A WARM DRINK, AND MOURNING THE PASSING OF ANOTHER WEEKEND.
JUST BE FUCKING NICE.
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italic-doing-random-shit · 11 months ago
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i just
hhhhn
okay yeah I’m done
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locustandwildhoney · 2 years ago
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oooo girl im writing
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amygdalae · 8 months ago
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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seagiri · 6 months ago
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7 minutes in heaven
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unforth · 5 months ago
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Actually I love voting for the lesser evil. It's less evil. I support that whole heartedly.
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bananonbinary · 1 year ago
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also worth noting that "abusive" doesn't actually mean "irredeemable" either.
there's a lot of people that have done things in the past that were bad, because they weren't taught any better, or they were in an overall toxic situation where EVERYONE was shitty (like a cult), or they were just at an especially low point and hurt others for it.
you don't have to forgive them. you don't have to ever speak to them again. you can be angry with them until you die if you want.
but society cannot function if we don't allow them to move on. to change their behavior and fuck off somewhere else and build meaningful relationships without bothering you again. we need a path for people to change, or nothing ever will.
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a-heart-like-a-sparrow · 3 months ago
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August 27th, 2024 - Confused
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I have to study for the Philosophy exam, finish the Ethics essay, and prepare the presentation for my Literature class. I only "studied".
I'm confused.
But it's the same story over and over again.
I read screenshots of old chats and can't understand that all of that happened. Or how easy it was for me to forget.
I can't think.
Your stupid lamb is tired.
Nothing new anyway.
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underscoredinnisg · 5 months ago
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why do dick owners find banana eating attractive??
like youre BITING it
do you want that done to you??
freak 🤨
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theunofficiallibrarian · 6 months ago
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one fun thing going on is i keep saving a fic as a draft so i can learn how to format on ao3, but i keep forgetting ive done that and keep getting jumpscared by my own words on an ao3 page on my phone
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leetime · 6 months ago
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INEEDTOSLEEPINEEDTOSLEEPINEEDTOSLEEP . I DONTWANTTO !!! it is3 am i need to be up at EIGHT! who even gaf tho. liek,,, whatave....
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sirfetchd · 9 months ago
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by the way irt boycotting sanrio the fact that they had stores open in "Israel" in 2011 is no longer particularly relevant (theyre closed), the important thing is that their products (specifically the plushies) are made by jazwares which has a wildly zionist ceo
so rather than a sanrio boycott it's a jazwares boycott which applies to a lot of popular plushes: sanrio, pokemon, squishmallows, etc.
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notnights · 2 months ago
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