#wankery

[firstprinced]

sometimes i go through 911's tag to go through what everyone said when the ep aired and reblog gifsets and its just like. some of yall are so fucking weird over a firefighter show. it would be weird even if it was some intense psychological thriller. just weird.

[rattkween86]

WHY ARE PEOPLE OUT HERE BEIN UGLY IN THE INBOXES TONIGHT?!?! IT IS SUNDAY. SUNDAY IS FOR TV, BLANKIES, A WARM DRINK, AND MOURNING THE PASSING OF ANOTHER WEEKEND.

JUST BE FUCKING NICE.

[rivaigaychou]

no no let them cook you well know erwin would abandon levi in that forest because hes too fucked up to be useful to him xD hange on the other hand would never they were ready to give up everything for levi

Your 5 lines message is also longer than Hanji's backstory and Lebihan's development combined.

[zombeesknees]

unmedicated ADHD + work stress + the fucking got damn holidays = i’m in the worst brain fog OF MY LIFE.

a friend on FB asked me to mail them signed copies of hazeldine 1 + 2. promised i would the very next day. friend reminded me about it today; sure as fuck did not remember to mail those books out.

i’m almost out of pads and sugar and half of my other groceries. meant to go to the grocery store yesterday after work, to try and avoid the worst of the holiday rush. sure as fuck did not remember to do that, which means i’ll either have to go without everything until NEXT monday or deal with the swarms of assholes tomorrow.

just remembered i was supposed to write/submit a b-list column TWO WEEKS AGO.

wimsey keeps hopping onto the table and knocking full glasses of water over. he’s done this FOUR TIMES in the last TWO DAYS. and yet every time i see him hop onto the table, i somehow FORGET that he keeps knocking over glasses and just WATCH HIM DO IT AGAIN.

(speaking of wimsey: he’s still got increasingly bad neurological issues, but i have to wait until the 29th to get his official test done before they can decide on any treatment. and whatever treatment they decide on is going to be expensive AF, so i’m pre-emptively trying to cut every luxury and non-essential from my life.)

keep forgetting to eat. or drink water.

this is one of the hardest NaNos I’ve ever done, and it’s absolutely the most disjointed writing i’ve ever come up with. i write like 300 words of a scene and drop it for something else. everything is just clusters of fragments. i fucking hate it and it’s making me anxious because i feel like nothing’s being accomplished/will be workable or useful later.

i’ve had persistent headaches for three weeks now. which is a sure sign i need to update my four-year-old prescription. but just the thought of scheduling an appointment is exhausting. pretty much living off ibuprofen and coffee these days.

have to drive to my parents’ thursday for the sham holiday and i’m honestly gonna be shocked in my car can get there and back without breaking down.

i’m scheduled to work every single weekend until next year.

aaaaand i gotta get up by like 5 am friday to work a 6:30-2:45 shift. with how slammed we’ve already been this week, and with us so “leanly” staffed, and with half of my coworkers calling off sick these past two weeks, i’m already anticipating a truly hellish black friday. (we had THREE fucking call offs on sunday; technically two were no-calls until i managed to reach them and they apologized that they “forgot” to call in. jfc.)

anyway, i hope all y’all’s lives are infinitely better atm.

[prokopetz]

The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch's game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handling the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.

Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.

Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.

But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.

My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it's at least as canon as anything else!

[grassangel]

Currently I'm steadfastly calling him the '60th anniversary Doctor' or '10 yet again'/10.3 if I'm being particularly grumpy about it.

(Ncuti's Doctor is either 15 or just Gatwa!Doctor)

okay whovians are we feeling tennant's return being referred to as the 14th doctor or do we need to rebel against rtd's decree with a nickname of our own

[nfinitefreetime]

Write Your Own Blog Post

Have you ever abandoned a long-term hobby? Not, like, because you weren’t physically capable of it any longer for some reason or some external reason, but just realized you weren’t interested in something that you’d been doing for decades and stopped doing it? Not asking for any reason. Really. (And absolutely not talking about the blog.)

[grassangel]

Thoughts on GO2

Spoilers ahead

So I might just be a bit pleased with myself that I read Bad Grace, oh, 15 years ago? Which I always muddle up with Manchester Lost, but is definitely the superior fanfic because it's actually kind of likely. And given the ending of GO2? Very definitely likely that like Bad Grace, the second coming of Christ is going to be a girl and she, like Adam, will agree that Earth's quite nice actually. (And be implied to get together.)

Which will make some fans complain that Gneil has been reading fanfic on the sly, but like. that's the hallmark of good fanfic: working with the same ingredients and stirring in a similar fashion landing you a similar dish. And the Good Omens fandom is over 30 years old, there's been plenty of time to experiment with technique and ingredient combos.

And possibly also why Gneil has emphasised he can't read fanfic, because yeah, this does happen often enough that writers/authors will tread the same path as fic writers and have to prove their independent working.

Am I a bit miffed that the third act isn't Heaven, Hell and humans waging war against God? A little. But I suppose my personal second act headcanon of Heaven & Hell vs humans as the official third/final act is good too.

Anyway, I did feel the six episodes was a bit too long for what Gneil admits is pretty much a bridging season to get everyone into position for how the sequel would have started. Even if having s1: 6 episodes, s2: 6 episodes and s3: 6 episodes all lined up read like 666 is very funny. I did like that we finally got a bit more of Crowley Questioning things, Aziraphale's awful 'the poor have more chances to do good!' stance and showing, if not saying, that demons are from angelic stock. (I might have been mentally shouting 'Angelic stock!' every time I saw Crowley in his heavenly disguise before watching this season.)

There was a lot of 'Aziraphale and Crowley through history' - which yes, we all loved the cold open in s1, but I at least liked it because it was a depiction of The Arrangement and how it came about - and these bits in this season were decidedly NOT about The Arrangement. (Though again, I did like how we were shown Crowley is skeptical of this whole 'God's plan' thing.)

I would have appreciated more layering to the narrative and more parallels to Crowley and Aziraphale. Yes, we got Maggie and Nina, Gabriel and Beezlebub, but both of those pairings barely featured. Personally I'd have included Beezlebub in the Job sequence to further ram home the whole 'equal but opposite' thing. I'm surprised there wasn't a flashback to Jane Austen's heist with pointedly familiar people, and I would have rather had that than the WWII sequence, which rather lacked the opposite, but equally incompetent, heavenly snooping. Maybe have Nina and Maggie going around after Aziraphale and Crowley talking to the other shopkeepers about Nina's stance on the lights. Have a bit more demonic grumbling about Beezlebub - whether about her being a hardass trying to track Gabriel down or her not doing much since the Armagedidn't. Also, more of the fly and Jim being protective about it.

Because yeah, the last episode didn't quite feel earned. It would have felt more fitting to keep the general last 10 minutes, but like how Maggie and Nina aren't a certain thing, Aziraphale and Crowley aren't either so what is the point of the kiss? Like keep Aziraphale's notion of turning Crowley 'good' (please read that in the same way Michelle Gomez said 'good' in an extremely thick Scottish accent as Missy) and his extremely misguided belief that Heaven is good because they're heaven, but less kissing and more appealing that they're the same and humans don't need either demons or angels to do good or evil. (I personally love to hate Aziraphale being an asshole, and that was possibly the truest to the book part of the series.) (And while I do love a 'Crowley turns back into an angel' fic, I pretty much only like it when it's incidental/he does too many 'good' things/God decides to fuck around.)

No notes given on Muriel. I love her and want to be her friend.

[verecunda]

There are certain shippers in certain tags who seem intent on setting themselves up for a fall, and... oh god, I just can't be doing with it. Why can't shipping just be a fun wee bonus, a fun game of "what if?" on the side? Why do some people insist on making it the be-all and end-all of their enjoyment of the actual material, and building up their hopes on whether Character A and Character B kiss or not? (Especially when the source material isn't romance-focused!) The result is always the same, and it's always ugly, and no one ever seems to learn from it. I'm seriously considering blocking certain blogs, which I don't really want to do, because I do like reading some of the shippy meta, but fuck, I just can't be bothered going through this particular rodeo yet again.

Why does it matter if it's canon or not? People, that's why we do fic and art and all that in the first place - to explore the roads not taken in canon.

I'm seeing people saying things about feeling "anxious" about a series finale in case Ship X don't get together, or being "traumatised" because the actors of Ship Y have been saying in interviews, "We love the whole idea of people shipping these two, but we don't know if they're actually going to get together." And if this isn't just glibness, and they are genuinely feeling anxiety and trauma over these things... I'm sorry, but they need to stop. They need to get off the fucking computer and get some help, because it's not healthy to invest that much of your mental health in something that isn't real.

[cilil]

Ok class repeat after me:

It's ok to like evil and "problematic" characters.

They're not real, they haven't hurt anyone

Their victims are not real either, nobody is hurt

They're merely a vehicle for storytelling and entertainment

There is no need to tear other characters down to justify their actions

They're not you. Them being wrong or bad is not you being wrong or bad

There is no need to make up arbitrary rules and moral codes to justify your taste in fiction

Their fictional actions and morals have nothing to do with the real actions and morals of real people

The only hurt parties are the people affected by your negative and aggressive behavior

[rivaigaychou]

No, the reason ppl hated the alliance chapters isn't bc of "the lack of ereh uwu"... These chapters sucked ass, but let's not pretend Eren is the main draw, when he isn't even in the top 2 when it comes to popularity. The most loved characters are Levi and Erwin. And the best selling volumes in the history of SNK are the ones from the uprising arc, aka the ones with Erwin and Levi as ""mcs""

[twinclownsoflotuspiers]

Jiang Cheng's look of dread and horror when he realised shixiong's had a sword up his ass and it was not his.

[Make more captions, chengxiannies, I dare you]

[exosentient]

Do we know the Doctor hadn’t had their regenerations limited as others had? I don’t think it ever said it hadn’t. If the code, the genetic basis Tecteun obtained, was widely deployed to change others deemed worthy into having unlimited regenerations, and then later alter this expression to artificially limit then, then the genetic basis in the Doctor will be similar, and their regenerations can be artificially limited too. I’m pretty sure it’s not stated anywhere the Doctor was special in powers or anything after their genetic code had been cracked. One of the misunderstandings about the arc, imo. (Tecteun said it was the Doctor’s morality that was the biggest threat to Division, on top of being pretty smart.)

If the Doctor WAS unique after all such that their regenerations aren’t limited, the Time Lords could simply just erase their memory (again) or edit their history or alter their limitations in some other way, if not just kill them. The Time Lords have certainly fucked with the Doctor enough times in the old series to have done that, let alone the new.

The Moffat era had enough dickery around with the regeneration limit to imply it was probably removed anyway. So even if the Timeless Child had had limitations imposed on them before the Hartnell Doctor ran away with the TARDIS, they probably don’t now and we don’t have to think about it again.

EDIT: This story parallels that of the “immortal” genetic code stolen from a mis-treated Black woman Henrietta Lacks, that has been used ever since. It is probably inspired by it. The story is about colonialism, empire (*cough* Brexit) and the disconnect of adoption. (The recent-ish BBC sci fi series Orphan Black had similar themes, btw.)

EDIT 2: Humans now have the technology to edit a grown person’s genetic makeup (CRISPR), even though it is still in its infancy. Both this and the story of Henrietta Lacks were prominently in the news a few years before the Timeless Child arc, who knows. Science fiction tends to get inspired by current events. Pretty sure the themes in Wild Blue Yonder are inspired by the social discourse around AI’s uncanny valley.

question because my lore is rusty. but if the time lords erased the doctor's/timeless child's memories and got them to think they're just another time lord etc etc what was their plan for after the doctor had more than 12 regenerations. like were they thinking they'd just trick them into thinking they'd been given more regeneration cycles each time the 12 ran out or were they like well we'll probably have run through our regenerations by then so it's not our problem... we got plany off time...

[prokopetz]

Fourth-wall-breaking video game setting whose inhabitants are aware that only cutscene death is permanent, and have thus developed an elaborate system of customs and taboos to avoid accidentally triggering cutscenes in their daily lives. People have some intrinsic knowledge of whether the cutscene flag has been set, but they don't necessarily know why, nor are they automatically aware of whether they're one of the focus characters or whether they just happen to be in the vicinity, allowing for a wide variety of murder-mystery bullshit.

[stumpyjoepete]

Does anyone want to defend The House That Jack Built?

Von Trier was criticized for making movies that were pointlessly shocking. And (in response?) he made a pointlessly shocking movie where the director-insert-character is a serial killer who is defending his murders as "art", as he's being led through hell by Virgil. And the movie depicts the serial killer as a pathetic, self-involved unreliable narrator skating by on dumb luck whose life's work is shit and whose narcissism ultimately damns him even more so than the murders do. And his arguments about art are entirely undercut by Virgil, by the ending of the movie, by his own inability to depict himself in a sympathetic way, and by the fact that his arguments are stupid.

So... either von Trier disagrees with his critics but mounted the worst possible defense as some sort of joke, or else the whole thing is that "Honestly great call from the haters" tweet in feature film format. Either way, what exactly is the point.

[thereallovebug]

People are allowed to post whatever they like on their own blog but this example of gatekeeping virtue-signaling really chaps my ass. I don’t recall getting any memo *checks notes* announcing that someone has been assigned boss of the GO fandom in order to pass judgement on fellow fans based on who they ship. I’ve written about this before, so I’ll just add the link here: