#I remembered Aren’s birthday this time!!

[thespiritlessghost]

probably thinking about holding his hand or something idk

[codnriddlewhore]

A/N: guys idk how to make thos links someone teach me plsssss and i hope u like this, i decided to post 2 shorter parts instead of 1 long one, felt nicer. next part is gonna be set some years later and itll be maaaybe a tad bit happier. dont hesitate to say anything, good or bad, mwah

wc: 965

She left earlier, of course.

The day after, to be precise. It was a slow and quiet morning. She felt at peace and torn apart at the same time. Can you feel that way? Maybe like someone that felt content with the way they lived their life, though now being stuck in a tornado.

Tom´s wife was sitting on the breakfast table with one leg propped up on the chair, wearing one of his jumpers and a teacup in her hand, smiling to herself and only having kissed him good morning and asked if he wanted tea. It angered him. Of course it did, she was always and every day the biggest chatterbox in the morning, excited about the day. He sometimes joked that it annoyed him. He hoped she realized the joke. He lived off her feeding him her presence. And who smiles like that, does he have a stain on his tie? Did she pack him heart shaped-sandwiches? I mean what else could´ve-

“Why aren´t you getting dressed? We`ve got to leave in-“

He checks his watch.

“exactly 13 minutes. I love you, but I know you wouldn´t make it.

She looks up from her tea, smiling again. He could sense it wasn´t the adorable type, it made his stomach turn. Something was wrong.

Well of course something was wrong Riddle, you´re ignoring the fact that you weren´t able to breath after the argument last night and that, you incontrollable child threw up all over the fucking bathroom you-

“Oh Minerva took the 2nd years to Hogsmeade for the morning, got 3 free periods.”

Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. You never lie to me, you´ve never lied to me- What did I do, please, I´m begging you to go back day before yesterday with me I can´t fucking stand this

Of course he knew what he did, though did it deserve such a reaction? From both of them?

She stands up, gets very close to him and musters a real smile, one that made her eyes really small and showed her gums. It took all of her willpower left to do so. For him, It made his before mentioned train of thought stop.

Okay, of course it´s still her. It´s his wife.

She straightens his wobbly tie, there was no need to do so on other mornings. Another look in his eyes, knowing she´s the probably the only person that will see the truth in them. The fear. The other wobbly thing in the room were his legs when she kissed him, deeply, not hungry, but lovingly and meaningfully.

“Be nice. They´ll love you”

“Pfft, absolutely, don´t they always?”, he didn´t want to make a joke in such a moment but I guess he felt human, wanting to lift the atmosphere.

In the years after, they´d both remember this moment countless of times, she grinning like a child that remembered their last cool birthday party and he as in the objectively worst choice of words he ever made.

It was time, she felt it in the air. She'd die otherwise. Her to-do-list was now fairly simple, though the circumstances added some points.

pack Cry Put music on to distract Sob Pack Unpack Sob Look forward to life Pack Leave her faveorite blanket. He secretly thinks it´s fluffy. He gets cold easily. cry Cry happy tears because how fortunate is she to have spent 3 years with such a magnificent person. Pack Write note Cry but just a tad Breathe. Make tea. Put a lid on his cup so it stays hot. Breathe Smile Leave

Tom came home early. Who fucking cares about the pre-OWLs, he knows there´s the quidditch finale tonight and no one will concentrate. 1st day after Christmas break, whose idea was that.

Was she still in the school? He didn´t see her, though he didn´t particularly go look for her, he knows when to back off. She sometimes “regenerated” in her own space.

He got comfortable in his house and went into the ki- Did he forget his tea this morning? Seems unusual.

a note.

No.

In a pace an Olympic fast-walker would be jealous of, he makes his way to the library and sits down in the old, brown leather chair. His eyeballs hurt from his palms pressing into them, a strategy from the orphanage when he was first mocked for crying, it prevented the tears wonderfully. Tom sat like that for a few minutes, his left leg bouncing up and down and increasing in speed.

No.

Abruptly Tom stands up and walks over to the bookshelf with her little detective novels and big encyclopedias on algae and what not. His shaking hand pulls one out, the title doesn´t matter. He stares at it. He smells it. It doesn´t smell like her, at all. Why would it? It´s just a book. Was she real?

From his mouth comes not a growl, not a scream, what is it? He simply knows he hasn´t made that noise in a very long time and it almost accurately described his emotions. Almost. Nothing ever really will, he believes, though he´ll find a word for word description of his thoughts many years later. The book is now in about 14 pieces, torn apart, unreadable. Something wet runs over his hot cheeks. The knee-part of his grey slacks is ruined by the wet grass. He thought he´d suffocate inside.

Dearest Tommy,

I think I said everything I meant last night, though my devotion to you is hard to word.

You are the most precious, wonderful thing that has happened to me.

I want you to accept yourself.

To see yourself as I do.

You´re too much of a gift to existence and love in general to reduce yourself to a cause.

I love you, my Darling.

There were a few more words in between, but the tear stains made them unreadable. He´d get to reading it at some point. Maybe.

[jacenbren]

My Saiki K headcanons because I can’t think of any other ways to satisfy my hyperfixation rn:

Nendou is fully aware that Saiki has psychic powers but it never crossed his mind that that was weird

Kaidou fucking LOVES magic: the gathering and has one of those books full of cards

He also loves digimon. Aren is a devout pokemon enjoyer. yes they are constantly at each others throats trying to insist that their favorite is better

It took much convincing, but the rest of the gang managed to convince Saiki to join their weekly D&D sessions. Saiki whines and complains every time they drag him there. he then proceeds to have the time of his life every session without fail

Aiura was one of those girls who had a shit ton of Barbie dolls as a kid and sometimes she and Toritsuka get together to play with them (aka act out horrific and violent soap opera scenarios that every child who owned Barbie dolls concocted)

Mera and Nendou bond over their mutual love of food and watch food network cooking contests with the enthusiasm of white suburban dads watching the Superbowl

Nendou regularly picks Saiki up like a sack of potatoes to hug him. Saiki will never admit in a million years that he absolutely loves it

Teruhashi saw that Saiki barely acknowledges her existence and had a realization of “oh wow he isn’t obsessed with me simply because of my looks and treats me like a person rather than some unattainable object of desire I want to spend more time with him because he doesn’t superficially adore me” but she misinterpreted it as a crush and is EXTREMELY confused

Akechi & Saiki = adhd/autistic besties

Nendou & Saiki = also adhd/autistic besties but in like a queerplatonic way????

Saiki won’t admit it but he likes hanging out with Akechi because the guy does all the talking for him and all he has to do is listen

Saiki secretly really likes Hairo because his internal monologue is pretty much the same as how he presents himself to others (Saiki finds Hairo’s sincerity oddly comforting)

Saiki also finds it oddly comforting that he can’t read Nendou’s mind because when spending time alone with him Saiki isn’t constantly bombarded by an internal monologue

Aiura and Saiki casually bully Toritsuka on the regular

“Just get a boyfriend arent you bi” “damn Toritsuka nobody wants you fr”

Kaidou can’t whistle. Aren constantly teases him about it. Kaidou will then attempt to climb his body like a tree and strangle him.

Aiura is a stoner

Saiki is very much affected by weed

Saiki + Aiura’s “special” coffee brownies she made one day and put in the fridge not remembering that Saiki is an utter bastard when it comes to stealing other peoples snacks = utter chaos

Saiko secretly really wants friends but due to his upbringing he doesn’t know how to act around people in lower tax brackets

Saiki sometimes sits next to him at lunch out of pity

Nendou learned how to make coffee jelly after finding out that Saiki loves it

Every year for Saiki’s birthday the gang throws him a surprise party (Saiki is never surprised because of his powers but he’s always so touched by the gesture that he can’t help but play along)

[inchidentally]

(sorry for editing to keep things out of tags) (also preface that I ship pretty much anyone with anyone but that car lando, land oscar and char los are by far my favorites)

ok first and foremost I have to laugh so hard at them choosing Lando and Oscar?? as "pure PR" when

car|ando is quite LITERALLY used as Formula 1 PR ?? the official accounts of Ferr/ari, Mc|aren, Carlos' personal socials, Quad|rant,LN 4, F1, TV networks, Netflix and DTS,the whole of the Vegas race and every. single. sponsor. use car|ando to boost visibility. that's not a commentary on the validity of their friendship at all but it is quite literally a PR bromance that rakes in views and engagement

let's all be honest here the Mc|aren media folks are still hardcore car|ando people and can only bring themselves to remember the land|oscar ship name once in a blue moon (I have mixed feelings about that but I'm also not a fan of containment breaches so ig I'm relieved one of my ships isn't used as social media corporate currency??)

people's biggest complaint/compliment (depending on who's speaking) for Oscar is that he doesn't play up for cameras the way Carlos and Daniel do and struggles at PR !! literally he was only a little bit better at this in Prema and only because he'd known most of those boys for 5+ years already and their audience was tiny!

every single comment from a non fandom F1 fan on land|oscar content is how unusually shy Lando is around Oscar or how Oscar needs to "come out of his shell" and "not make Lando work so hard"

and Daniel "Mr. F1 PR Department" Ricc|ardo????? are they seriously saying Lando and Oscar (who are still trying to figure out how much they can even casually touch each other) are PR when Daniel and dan|do ticks every single bromance box????

like who the hell but a twitter user who ships rpf like it's a government conspiracy would pick land|oscar out of all Lando ships for a fake or publicity friendship when they literally don't do any of the pretend gay stuff or the horseplay or the memes etc. that is literally the wildest take I've heard in yeARS

anyway as usual I thought creepily deeply into this and decided to spend my time unable to sleep typing an essay weeeeeeeeee

see I was mostly lurking part time during the dando era so I wasn't sure but fr why isn't there this "competition" between dando and carlando like there is with carlando landoscar?? dando was MAJOR gay fandom service by comparison and they've consistently spent more time together outside of racing weekends and hobbies than Lando and Carlos since Carlos has always spent most of his travel and downtime during the season with Isa and now Rebecca. Daniel and Lando go on little excursions together even now and he was with Lando much longer as a teammate than Carlos.

so for people who've left reality to the point of thinking these men are in a genuine secret gay romance competition for Lando… surely Daniel/dando should be the ultimate enemy number one?? especially when evidence immediately surfaced that Carlos' thirst posts on Lando's bday were his side of the thirst posts Rebecca did the same day from their holiday right after the Brazilian GP, whereas Daniel took Lando with him in a small group of close friends to the desert after Vegas. if I were someone who thought that all F1 girlfriends are "PR escorts" - or whatever bullshit is the latest sexist woman-hating theory of choice - then I'd be so mad at Carlos for "ditching" Lando for Rebecca and then Daniel posting not one but two beautiful, moody pics of traveling with him. forget that Lando only reposted Oscar's birthday post, surely Daniel posting on the account he only made because of Lando with a camera he only bought because of Lando pictures OF LANDO is the biggest source of betrayal !!

I just. cannot imagine wanting rpf to be this exhausting and enraging when you can just ship all of them and also not create conspiracy theories about girlfriends that keep getting disproved at every turn.

but yeah as anon #2 said it's not even like carlando are super close friends outside of F1 (as Lando himself said) the way George and Alex are but I don't see anyone in rages about galex or their irl relationships or saying they can't be shipped with any other driver?? maybe I just don't see it on my feeds but it's definitely not as big a deal as the carlando exclusivity stuff that's been bubbling up everywhere.

and exactly! as sweet as it is that Lando and Carlos pair up in the few moments the drivers are all doing media duties etc together it's also what every. other. driver. is doing with their buddies. sometimes they stand in larger groups but those moments are when they get to catch up with guys outside their own team. Oscar and Logan find each other every single time and a lot of that time they spend away from the other drivers. Max and Charles, Yuki and Pierre, Esteban and Lance etc etc. much as I would love it if this implied that all of these driver friends are suckin and fuckin their bros on the DL it's tragically not the case.

I feel like maybe?? carlando as a ship developed into part of the fans going larries level of problematic is because the Lando they watched with Carlos was so young and literally formed a lot of his F1 persona around Carlos. that version of Lando is basically a handy self-insert for fans worshiping Carlos.

as we know Carlos does NOT view himself as the number 2 driver even when he in every technical sense is. so it speaks to just how much of a little uncooked chicken nugget Lando was during their season together that Carlos has never once viewed Lando as competition and even now sees him as a lil cub kind of like Max V does with Lando. they're happy Lando succeeds but he's not classed in with the guys they really get pissed off with or perceive as threatening.

Lando talked here about how he spent a lot of that first season in F1 anxious about his performance compared to Carlos and his own future in F1 and that he largely had to work to put on a smiley face for the cameras. I actually think that entire first half of the clip is a great example of how the carlando chemistry came from Carlos being someone who loves being silly and laughing a lot in his time off the track and how convenient that was for Lando to help hide how much he was going through privately. when the media decided that Lando is meant to be adorable and silly all the time, someone as easy to get along with as Carlos was perfect timing. did nothing for Lando's actual personal struggle behind the scenes but it kept up a solid boundary between Lando and the media. I can't find it now but there's that old interview of Carlos being dismayed at Lando one day being sullen and quiet even when Carlos tried to joke with him - he was half kidding but Lando looked a bit uncomfortable and said "yeah I don't know why I'm like that sometimes". then it just got joked off as Lando being a moody teenager (which Lando visibly didn't really like).

so like, this is what their relationship has always been! Carlos represents a place Lando can go to and not have his demons or his problems follow him. and for someone who has always been used to physical affection, Carlos' lack of boundaries has always been extremely welcome as an endorphins boost.

but let's be honest here that's exactly the same super physically comfortable chemistry Carlos had even with Max and now has with Charles. I know the charlos of it all is probably a whole other hornets nest but fact is that to Carlos, Charles is equally a grown man to him and they can do the whole european buddies jokey flirting thing without it being weird. not the same as with Lando…

I've got to point out that when you look at comments not from fangirls, carlando as a "ship" is seen by F1 fans as big brother and baby brother or even dad and son relationship. this video was recently posted again from the stream where Carlos very firmly shut down people asking him to kiss Lando. whereas he'll jokingly ask Charles for a kiss and call him "darling" while being pretend domestic together. it's pretty damn clear that Carlos will joke about the bromance with Lando to an extent but Lando is The Baby and a little brother. Carlos wants to take care of Lando and he does not view him as a contemporary the way he does with Charles.

and considering Lando still suffers from the same anxieties and getting stuck in his own head, I've said before how I love that hanging with Carlos can still clear those cobwebs away. they can golf or just chat about any old bullshit and Lando can escape whatever is hanging over him for a while.

I truly do not know why people find that very real relationship insufficiently sweet and amazing and think that imagining them to be secret boyfriends is so much better ?? I mean absolutely rpf it the way I do for fun! but how bad does someone's gaydar have to be to think Carlos would have a single clue what to do with a penis that's not his own lfhajhfsa. American fans need to spend some time watching European friend groups and realize the insecure nohomo thing does NOT exist outside the US.

idk how many girlfriends have to get harassed or how far the media will push it before Lando or Carlos actually get sick of the whole ship thing but I think I speak for all rational carlando fans when I say that it's well past time to throw this whole conspiracy theory away. folks need to enjoy their friendship and ship them how you want for fun but don't push this thing to the point of even more discomfort. or worse make them change their behavior to get the focus off of them.

especially when you come to the landoscar of it all and deciding that it's a battle of the rpf ships. we've all seen those delusions in other fandoms result in baffling amount of hate that cross over into real life and how ugly it gets. carlando comments are already pretty out of control on Lando content that doesn't even remotely involve Carlos and it's bleeding onto McLaren content that involves Oscar.

I guess if I really make a few leaps in lofic then I can maaaaybe kind of see ? where that insecurity is coming from with those shippers. I do not understand it but if I had to guess it's possibly that we're seeing a totally different side of Lando than usual since he's been teammates with Oscar. and that for once, Lando's growth isn't dictated or based on his teammate being a big PR personality.

professionally he has said many times he's been pushed by Oscar into his own best F1 season yet. he's also matured a huge amount when it comes to his own failures and we've never heard him be so grown up and balanced as when he talks about how happy he is for Oscar and McLaren that Oscar got the sprint win before he did. that the "hurt" he feels over it is entirely because he is angry at himself for making mistakes. him doing the season farewell video and being able to ruefully joke but be genuinely proud of Oscar is so different from little Lando slumped and barely clapping during Carlos' departing speech or Lando looking out of it and a bit annoyed when Daniel would still try to do jokes after a particularly brutal result. Lando is behaving on his own terms in his own team now. he's The Guy.

Lando's grown UP. we're seeing a very finished article in him. and it's not because he's reacting to who Oscar is it's because Oscar's just letting him be. he's seen Oscar choose not to fake it or play up for the media and realized 'oh! I can be upset or depressed if I feel like it and not dance like a puppet when people want me to be fun and silly!'. he saw Oscar's urgency to prove himself after finally getting a seat and Lando realized that Oscar was just assuming that Lando would default be the superior! he saw Oscar backing away or leaving room for Lando to be the fan favorite and Lando's natural instinct was actually to let himself be quieter and take up only as much space as he wanted to! he's spent the whole season being asked to be an F1 global representative all on his own with no bromance attached and Oscar is there back at the garage or the McLaren motor home smiling and congratulating him like always!

in short, Lando suddenly has room and space to be whatever he chooses and Oscar has been open to any and all of it. they became immediate competition for each other without needing to hastily construct a friendship or bromance to negotiate it. Oscar shrugs off his own disappointments and doesn't gloat or overdo his achievements and oh! isn't it nice that he isn't expecting anything from Lando except respect! Lando doesn't have to navigate anyone else!

that's why I refer to them as sort of I guess a plantonic crush? I did this equally huge and weird post about this here. Oscar has admired Lando for a long time and Lando has absolutely loved having a teammate who doesn't view him as a baby or a kid brother. Lando is so intrigued by how calm and solid and strong Oscar is and Oscar still cannot quite believe Lando is right there in his life and as his teammate. the little cautious dance they're doing is absolutely precious but also because it's so intensely earnest. they both have such big long term plans for themselves and they are so happy to be working on those together that they aren't doing the whole let's find a schtick or do a bromance thing. if it takes them a long time to settle what their relationship is then so what!

and I guess for people who want to think that Carlos and Lando's friendship is 'superior' to every other relationship in their lives (as if Max F will ever be dethroned in Lando's life) it's got to take the already unstable mindset and upset it even more to see Lando personally growing into someone they don't really recognize and at least in some part because of Oscar.

because the carlando shipping that I see from these more extreme people (and I fully acknowledge they're a loud minority) basically eradicates Lando's agency and identity outside of finding Carlos hilarious or hot. they misinterpret Carlos being the authoritative role into Carlos being fully in control of carlando and Lando basically dancing to his tune and reacting to him. they never post the serious, slightly darker side of Lando because it's typically not associated with Carlos. unless it's Lando missing Carlos or upset that Carlos isn't around lol.

so I can only imagine that Oscar's arrival coinciding with a more mature and focused Lando who allows himself to want to be taken seriously and no longer spends all of his on-camera time screeching with laughter or flailing around is ummm not to the taste of those people. Lando still has screeching fits sometimes but he's overall a much calmer person and it's nice to know that when he laughs with Oscar it's always genuine since Oscar has no idea how to play up for laughs. it's probably why Those Fans are now aggressively posting Lando and Carlos doing the driver's parade together (again, among all the other paired off drivers lol) with "ALWAYS TOGETHER" AND "ALWAYS COMING BACK TO EACH OTHER" as if fate is trying to stop carlando from being the only thing that matters. because I guess in their minds, Lando can't just be believed when he says that Carlos is an F1 buddy the way other guys have F1 buddies and Lando can't grow up and have a personal best year without Singapore being solely about carlando and how Carlos took care of him (fuck off???? Lando would've gotten P2 or P3 anyway bc he had an excellent race??) and Lando won't be heard when he says actually Silverstone was his favorite race not Singapore because Carlos Carlos Carlos.

of course Lando can't have found a new kind of friend and teammate in a guy like Oscar who is wholly unlike Carlos in every single way imaginable because that would mean there are parts of Lando that don't suit Carlos and carlando. it would also imply that Oscar is a better teammate for Lando than Carlos was (which is true) and that oh no if Lando is no longer pining for Carlos to be his teammate again (he isn't and he said so) then that means Lando exists outside of carlando and that means they're gonna have to pile extra hard onto proving every single instance where carlando is still one of the most important things in Lando's life (it isn't and that wouldn't be healthy). it would also imply that purely platonic friendship between Carlos and Lando is basically pointless no no they've got to be fucking and in romantic love that's what makes them special not just the fact that they love being in each other's company and have full and happy lives outside each other.

I just.

reaalllly hope it all calms down soon and they leave Oscar out of this mess.

and thank FUCK Oscar's gf Lily has been fully accepted by landoscar fans from the start because the amount of vile hate and petty exclusion Rebecca is receiving makes it honestly a little bit hard for me to be ra ra carlando even just for fun right now.

will it stop me being carlando trash in the tags? no. but my conscience is cringing a bit.

[da-shrimping-station]

Solomon 🤝 Aren

✨not giving two shits about their birthdays✨

Solomon probably forgets about his birthday cuz what's the point of keeping track when you're immortal? He probably only remembers his birth year. He's written it down but can't remember where. Sometimes he makes up a random date for important forms.

Aren on the other hand, purposefully forgets about it. They do not want anything to do with being reminded that they've existed for x number of years. Existence is pain. They've fully accepted they won't live long so why bother counting yk? (but they became immortal lmao) It's on their RAD application file and the others only knew about it when they stumbled on it by accident. But by that time, their birth month had already passed.

In Nightbringer (i headcanon that in NB, Aren is already immortal and is an intermediate level sorcerer, still Solomon’s apprentice but more capable), they'd pick a random date every year and be like "yk what let's celebrate your bday today!" The cake wont have numbers, just one lone candle. Sing the happy birthday song. Even get presents. Aren would get a lil bit sentimental but it doesn't ruin their impromptu celebration. They'd bust out the good booze and drink the night away, talking until they fall asleep. The next day (hungover but in good moods) they'd say "take the bday celebrations off the list for the yearly tasks" and go about their business

Their mentality towards it is like "yea we're immortal now and that doesn't really matter but we're human and celebrating birthdays is a very human thing to do so we gotta do it"

[nazumorim]

Actually, it was my birthday yesterday, and I wondered what kind of gift MY OCs would give to someone on their birthday.

Amoria→ 物<思い出、高価<ユニーク、大規模

She is more likely to focus on the birthday event itself rather than the gift, as she prioritizes having fun anyway.

She invite a lot of people and have a big party. She choose more unique gifts rather than expensive ones.

Yksel→質<量、消耗品、食べ物

He wonders until the last minute what to present. And he will give what he would be happy to receive. Armor, weapons, big meat, etc.

He doesn't know what they will be happy about, so he might give them everything he gave them on the list anyway.

Kushtna→ 豪華絢爛、高価値、セレブリティ

She tries to celebrate elegantly by spending money and choosing gifts of value.

She sucks, so maybe she will bring a Nord slave as a gift.

Ozmi→常識の範疇、小規模パーティ

She researches what they want and gives it to them. Something that is not too expensive and not too low-priced. Within the bounds of common sense.

She spends a lot of time rewriting the message card, and eventually it says "Happy Birthday!"

ついでのNPC妄想

mercer frey→誕生日の翌日、高価

He doesn't seem to remember birthday.

There's an expensive bottle of liquor on desk at home with a ribbon on it the day after birthday, but he's trespassing.

brynjolf→欲しい物

He asks you directly if there is anything you want when your birthday is near. And he will give you exactly what you said you wanted.

savos aren→役立つもの、長所をいかす

He judges you personally and gives you something more useful for life and living.

A gift that will help you make the most of your strengths.

ancano→役立つもの、短所を補う

He will present you with something that is similar in feeling to Savos, but compensates for your shortcomings.

teldryn sero→自分が良いと思うもの、クラシック

He gives me what he thinks is good. More classic and fashionable. A gift that is perhaps even a little strange.

rulnik wind-strider→流行のもの、常識の範疇

He may give you something close to what you want. Or he might give you the most popular candy in the store or something that is the most popular.

[spyoikawa]

still on that saiki k brainrot so hear me out-

metori, saiki, teruhashi, aren and hairo with an s/o who really loves to bake/cook-

no thoughts just Reader learning how to make coffee jelly for saiki (like maybe they make him a tower of coffee jelly for an anniversary or his birthday-). no thoughts just Reader cooking something for metori who pretends to not want to eat it cause it’s ‘peasant food’ but ends up really enjoying their cooking. no thoughts just cooking/baking date with teruhashi. no thoughts just teaching aren how to cook/bake and having a food trade with him, bringing him lunch/a snack to school. and no thoughts just hairo hyping Reader up while they cook/bake and making stuff for him to bring to class rep meetings-

thank you! <3

the excitement I got got I saw teruhasi- i don't see a lot of writing for her and I get happy when I get to do less than common things! Thanks!

I'm running low on creative juices, so please I hope you don't mind if I use the exact scenarios you suggested 💀

Note: some of the things I wrote felt really rude so please don't mind the tone tags in parentheses, also i have not edited this yet

Saiki, Teruhasi, Hairo, Aren, and Saiko with an S/O who can cook/bake

♡romantic♡

Saiki Kusuo (italics = saiki telepathy)

Although it was undeniably tasty, your boyfriend's obsession with coffee jelly was not only getting out of hand but also quite expensive-

I mean he spent 3,000 yen for one serving-

But yanno what it's ok, coffee jelly is easy to make, and this gives you an excuse to hang out (not that you need one)

"Ok Ku, i had an idea"

I like it, just make sure you teach me how to do it too

"Rude. I wasn't finished"

You did in your head

As endearing as it could be sometimes, Saiki's mind-reading could be a pain occasionally

You wound me.

"Good. (/j)"

After a long debate over recipes and serving sizes, there it was, in all its glory, your first batches of coffee jelly

it was heaven

You did end up sharing the recipe with him, but it still became a little tradition to make the coffee jelly together

It just tastes better that way :)

Kokomi Teruhashi

In the midst of your TV and cuddles date, Kokomi huffed and turned off the TV

But of course it was rude to just turn off the TV, so she offered to play a board game instead

You did play with her, but your curiosity was begging as to why she wanted to change the activity

"Hey Kokomi, this game is fun, don't worry... but why'd you turn off the TV so suddenly?"

"Oh, it was nothing! I just thought you would like this game, and I wanted you to enjoy yourself more!"

Now, that's the answer the most perfect girl in the world would give

But Kokomi is still human, there's gotta be something wrong

You spent a while thinking to yourself about what you were watching, you two agreed on a documentary, then after the documentary, the channel played a cooking show with a guest baker/cook Makoto Teruhashi- oh.

So that was it

At the end of the round, you stood up and offered your hand to pull up Kokomi with you.

"Hey, wanna make a bet?"

She looked up with a bit of curiosity.

"I bet you, I can make your favorite dish, far better than Makoto can"

She smiled a bit, "sure!"

Her favorite food was simple, so you taught her to cook it and added in some other things just for fun (and so she can't recreate it without your secret ingredients)

Now you guys have cooking dates often and always find ways to spice up foods (and beat Makoto at whatever he was doing on tv)

Hairo Kineshi

my thoughts and prayers go to you

we all saw what happened when he tried to make crepes

but in his mind, it was a learning opportunity

You guys were taking an after-school stroll, the weather was really nice, it would be a shame if you two just went home and did nothing. Walks like these tend to get sentimental and nostalgic, so your conversation subconsciously started to drift towards school life.

"And do you remember that time we had to get kuboyasu, kaido, and nendo to play on a baseball team? Oh my god thank god it didn't go too poorly, that one player really pulled through at the end..." you laughed out

"Haha I do remember that, I can't believe we got them to play, it really could've gone worse" He smiled as he remembered that day, but then his eyes drifted up to a bakery across the road. "Speaking of poor experiences..."

after he explained to you he and kaido's crepe disaster, you couldn't help but tease fun at him for a bit

but you did agree to teach him more about cooking and baking

he's a bit too passionate about cracking eggs, but hey, at least you can work faster

after many, many burnt crepes and pans, there it was, a fallen appart, incorrectly folded, but still a properly cooked crepe sat there in all its beauty

it kinda looked like this

Although he does learn many different things with you, crepes will be the thing he makes over and over again, even when he has it down to a science, just because it's the first thing you taught him, and he will keep that sweet memory forever (get it. sweet? Cause crepes? Im funny i swear.)

Aren Kuboyasu

He actually knows how to cook pretty well

He's not really sure when he picked up cooking, its kinda just stuck around, but he enjoys it, it makes him seem more goody

and he can treat you :)

I will die on my "aren lives for the most basic/domestic activities hill"

cooking with him is always an experience, he will play music in the background, and pull you aside to dance at random times

also does that really hot thing where he stands behind you, reaches around to hold your hands, and basically has you in a cage while showing you how to do something

it's one of those spontaneous things to do, if there's nothing else to do, might as well make something to eat

firm believer in "if you have to eat to live, you might as well eat delicious foods" so he will always try out new things with you if its healthy and tasty

"bab look at this show" you called out from where you were sitting, there was a cooking show/food documentary on, and it was showing a special food. "it says this chicken has a secret sauce they dip it in"

he walked over to the tv and watched it for a couple seconds, thinking a bit.

"...wanna figure it out?"

"yes. I'll make the chicken if you figure out the sauce?"

"deal."

will you ever know if you got the secret sause? Nope, but you did figure out a chicken recipe that is good as hell

he probably writes down all the recipes you "invented" together for safekeeping and so he can return to it later, but he refuses to show it to anyone

Saiko Metori

as much as I love him, we all saw in that one episode how picky he is while eating, and is probably a bitch to please while cooking/baking

so after a lot of convincing, you got him to sit in the kitchen with you so he can watch you bake for the two of you

in reality, all you have to do is give the dish a fancy rich-sounding name, you just have to be really careful with what you say

like this 💀

you decided to bake for him today, baking is a lot more "by the book" than cooking, so you thought he would take a bit of comfort in knowing it was done in a professional way

"alright tori, so I think I'll make a heavy pastry made with fine cacao and extracts, baked into a rich dessert for a fine sweet palette"

"you're making brownies aren't you"

"🧍‍♂️"

Told you, you have to be as specific as possible

He does eventually get interested in what you're doing though, as he never really sees his personal chef cook, and wants to help you by the end

He really did enjoy it! It quickly became one of his favorite treats

But funny enough, no matter how many bakeries he tried or how many times his chef tried, they never tasted the same

(you put in special spices as your own little mark on the treat)

so he ends up having you over for more cooking dates

Which he really does enjoy btw

as a tsundere he will look all annoyed and probably call you a plebe, but these are his favorite types of dates

[pennylanewrites]

I got seven different asks about the College AU so here are some headcanons I have about them! (imagine aiura is in the picture I couldn’t find a good one with all of them)

I definitely didn’t mean to make this so long but I can’t help it I love them all so much<3

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Saiki Kusuo

→ marine!!!biology!!!major!!!!!!!!

→ doesn’t need to study but he still does bc he finds marine life so fascinating

→ read all of his textbooks on the first day bc he was so excited eeeek

→ always wears his germanium ring in class so he can stay hashtag focused

→ him and aiura have to bail toritsuka(didn’t go to college) out of jail once a month

→ speaking of aiura, she somehow has convinced him to go on a date on five different occasions

→ i think after high-school he realised he didn’t mind a kind of casual not-relationship with her

→ lets her hug him to greet him and sometimes he hugs back bc college boys stare a lot and he is just worried for her okay?

→ maybe I’m just projecting bc I kin aiura

→ does not go to parties unless he absolutely has to

→ if he does go to a party he’ll drink something quietly in a corner, just watching the crowd

→ a perv laced Teruhashi’s drink and almost lured her up the stairs so of fucking course Kusuo sprinted to help her, holding her on the way home bc men are drawn to her like bees to honey

→ she didn’t let him live it down ever

→ he rented a studio apartment and keeps it super clean, minimum clutter but enough to look lived in

→ cooks amazing food that Nendo smells from upstairs and next thing you know, they’re all bringing chairs to Kusuo’s apartment and have dinner

→ nothing excuses the fact he makes at least eight servings every time–

→ such a dad to everyone honestly

→ usually studies at a library or teleports back home if there’s a big test

→ mrs. saiki was banned from visiting every two days but she still ends up there somehow

→ not that he minds bc he’s the biggest mama’s boy ever

→ probably graduates a year early

→ doesn’t move away even though he got a job at the aquarium at the other side of the city help–

Kaidou Shun

→ fine arts major you can NOT change my mind

→ doesn’t do good in theoretical subjects but mans can draw some good bowls of fruit

→ wears those stained from the paints t-shirts all the time bc ‘no they’re not dirty it’s art!’

→ him and aren have small designated spaces in their apartment so they can focus on their hobbies/studying

→ his corner at the living room has newspapers on the floor to protect it from the splattering paint, some canvases propped up on the wall and a lot of unfinished projects

→ hides all of them when Nendou comes over

→ can not cook or clean to save his life

→ so he calls his mum to help clean up when Aren is at work

→ got over his 8th grader syndrome at some point

→ still wears red bandages bc he’s edgy

→ volunteers at the neighborhood exhibit centre

→ got asked to showcase his own works for a night and hasn’t shut up about it since

→ goes to yumehara for relationship advice and braids her hair as a thank you

→ couples sleepovers with Yumehara and Teruhashi (yes they’re dating shut up)

→ always makes something for Aren at special occasions (birthdays, anniversaries etc)

→ at first he went back home every saturday bc he missed his family :(

→ Aren helps him get over it though!!!!

Nendou Riki

→ got in on a sports scholarship

→ we already know he couldn’t be accepted in a college otherwise

→ in the chiropractic major bc he wants to be one of those athlete doctors

→ has failed way too many exams and classes

→ Hairo helps him so much though!!!

→ the last one in the group to graduate but somehow gets a job first (excluding Saiki)

→ him and hairo get up at 5 am for jogging or to hit the gym

→ and then he goes and gets noodles bc ‘if noodles aren’t for breakfast why do shops open at 6 am?’

→ hasn’t stepped foot in class in months

→ he gets decent grades after failing the first semester and it’s totally not Saiki’s doing

→ he ends up signing up for way too many clubs

→ attends all of the meetings and has so many friends through them

→ I would be his friend too in college honestly

→ a fraternity wanted to get him bc he’s so good at sports

→ he declined bc he does not understand how fraternities even work

→ is the life of EVERY SINGLE PARTY change my mind you can’t

→ whatever you do don’t imagine nendo surprising his boyfriend with flowers after every practice

→ *dies cutely*

Kuboyasu Aren

→ SOCIOLOGY MAJOR

→ idk I just think he would enjoy Marx’s Capital

→ debate club? hell yeah

→ gets in philosophical conversations at the school yard for HOURS

→ kaidou has to drag him away

→ only shops at thrift stores and makes coffee at home bc “capitalism is not accepted in this household”

→ rides his motorcycle to college even though he lives five minutes away

→ grew his hair out in a mullet again and he looks *chef’s kiss*

→ thought he would be moving too fast if he asked Kaidou to rent an apartment together

→ aiura convinced him it was fine

→ cooks kaidou’s favorite foods every day

→ participates in student rallies, human rights protests etc etc

→ comes home with bruises and kaidou thinks he looks so hot but still yells at him

→ Aren’s favorite place to study is his balcony or at a coffee shop

→ always with kaidou! cute boyfriends who do everything together!!

→ gets so drunk when they go out

→ drunk karaoke with kokomi yes yes yes

Hairo Kineshi

→ did someone say Athletic Training?

→ does every single sport and is amazing at it

→ will cheer for his bf if they have a game at the same time though

→ it was his idea to move in together bc ‘hey we’ve been dating for three years now might as well’

→ volunteers at a nearby elementary as a coach for the kids

→ SO GOOD WITH KIDS

→ wants to be a P.E. Teacher and he’s going to be great at it

→ does everything he can at campus

→ helping random clubs, making posters, cleaning up the hallways, helping the cheer squad with their new routine

→ dances ballet as a hobby even though he’s so good at it that he could be a professional

→ makes everything a competition with Nendo so they never get bored

→ once made everyone get up to jog with them and they ended up sleeping on random benches while Hairo and Nendo were halfway across town

→ will punch someone if he sees them catcalling a girl

→ doesn’t drink at all and eats super healthy

→ designated driver for the group’s outings downtown

Aiura Mikoto

→ THEATER MAJOR

→ is so good at stage acting it’s unreal

→ lands the lead role almost every time

→ is also an amazing singer so she gets great roles in musicals as well

→ doesn’t have to get a job bc she gets all her money from doing readings on campus

→ gets coffees and pastries from all the coffee shops around campus and sits Kusuo down so he can taste them

→ they have a little taste-testing date in his apartment until they decide none of them are as good as the ones at Cafe Mami

→ she totally doesn’t make him teleport there every morning and he totally doesn’t listen to her

→ moved in with chiyo bc they wanted a nice place that they couldn’t afford on their own

→ teruhashi told them to move in with her but they already loved their little place

→ aiura’s bedroom is the most comfortable and cozy room ever

→ their apartment is also the hang out spot for the group bc it’s just so homey

→ hangs out with her theatre group a lot, especially after class

→ they can’t compare to her friends though:(

→ everyone goes to her when they’re worried and she loves it bc she’s the mummy of the group

→ she makes everyone coffee and their comfort food before big exams:)

Yumehara Chiyo

→ psychology major one thousand percent

→ you know how they say that people choose psychology bc they don’t know what major they want?

→ that’s exactly what happened except she fell in love with it immediately

→ such a good student!!!

→ always does her assignments on time and still manages to have a social life

→ teruhashi asked her out at the end of their first semester and that’s the first time chiyo missed a deadline

→ practically lives with teruhashi, insisting it’s just to leave aiura alone

→ she’s just IN LOVE OKAY?????

→ would want to be a sorority girl at first

→ changed her mind when she realized how much shit they all talked

→ her and kaidou drink wine and talk about their relationships and studies

→ she’s so sleep deprived it’s unreal

→ she doesn’t need sleep anymore though

→ coffee is her best friend

→ makes asks Aiura for readings twice a week

→ brings all her psychology friends home and they analyze their textbooks

→ once she got the hang of it, she decided to examine Kusuo

→ she told him he needs actual medical evaluation

→ he almost threw her out the window when she offered some Xanax for his nerves

→ chiyo is a neat freak one hundred percent

→ hates when Aiura throws everything on the floor, but she loves cleaning

→ opens her own office after school

Teruhashi Kokomi

→ PRE-MED

→ lesbian doctor :)

→ just wanted to get away from her perv brother at first

→ she always wanted to be a doctor though, preferably a neurosurgeon

→ she’s super duper smart and hates when she gets good grades bc of her good looks:(

→ makes it her goal to show her professors that she’s more than a beautiful girl

→ hasn’t failed a single exam

→ helps everyone with their studies even though she’s drowning in work

→ drops the perfect girl image at college and decides she should try and aim for something normal

→ gets invited to every single party

→ in a knitting club bc it would get disbanded without one more member

→ knits!!!matching!!!sweaters!!!for all of her friends!!!

→ asked Chiyopipi out while drunk

→ never regretted it though

→ her and aren get so drunk when they go out with the group

→ it’s honestly unreal how much they can drink before passing out

→ has to get carried home

→ wakes up after getting drunk and runs to her class before remembering it’s Sunday

→ her penthouse has the perfect view of the sunset and sunrise and is all she could ask for in life

→ does get lonely so she’s practically living with Chiyo and Aiura

→ once she realized she didn’t like boys she made it her goal to get Saiki and Aiura together

→ people wonder how she has so much time to play matchmaker and volunteer while she’s in premed

→ does her internship at a hospital

→ ends up working there as a neurosurgeon after her Doctorate degree

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[kurosukii]

So I just read 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 and all I have to say is whewww. After that I'm over here sweating like a sinner in church but it also made me think. Remember how I said I wanted to be dilf Hajime bimbo what if we took that even further? I wanna bring daddy his lunch like I do every single day but today is different because it HAJIME BIRTHDAY. So I brought him the best home cooked meal I could come up with. While wearing of course the sexiest outfit I could find (https://www.instagram.com/p/CRr2q0ejvox/?utm_medium=copy_link). I walk into and you know per usual all eyes are on me. When Haji see me it's like the whole universe stops. " Happy birthday pumpkin" I say as I close in to hug him of course being the strong beefy man that he is he can't just hug me hes got pick me up and spin me. I kiss him passionately as all his athletes watch like 😭😭 congratulations (Tyrese voice). I turn to all the boys the who are pretty much gawking at me and say " I got take daddy home his present awaits him at home. Hope you dont mind" I say with the sweetest smile on my face while I grab haji hand and out of the gym with him. Confused as fuck because all Haji wanted was a small dinner between the two of us he follows me to the car. " princess you know I wouldn't have minded if we just went out to dinner. Dont you think all this us a little to much? " he say with an unsure voice. I cant believe daddy would say such especially after all the hard he does not only for me but the people around him. "That's bull daddy. You deserve only the best because that's what you are the best and words cant described how much I love you and you and everything about you. I just want to worship you every single way and that's what I intend to do" I respond while kissing his cheeks. Flushed and not knowing what to expect Iwa just shut the hell up for the rest of the car ride while I occasionally fed him food. Once we arrive home the first thing he does is open my door ugh hes such a gentleman. Once we reach the entrance I knock on the door three to let the others know were here. " baby why aren-" Iwa starts before getting cut off by the door opening by none other than his bestfriend of many years Oikawa. You had never seen his face light up like this and omg you wished you would have caught it on camera. After saying his hello and quickly catch with Oikawa all three of head towards the loving room. And that's where Haji gets a another surprise there sitting on the couch is his other teammates and closest friends Isse and Hanamaki. By now daddy is speechless and doesn't even know what to say. That when I stand right in front of him and said " Daddy only deserves the best and worshiped all the time and I remember you saying how much you missed them. Soooo I brought them to you but not to tal but to help me worship you. So daddy all you to do is sit back and relax while we do everything we can to make you happy " I say while slowly unbuttoning his shirt. While the rest of the boys watch as the they prepare to worship daddy in their own way. - 🖤 anon ( sorry this is terrible I'm literally rushing because I got to study for a test in like 5 minutes 😭😭)

[dollsorwhatever]

Hbd Bratz

Happy Birthday to these saucy little bitches lol (FNG Dana photo bc she's the only one I have out rn) This will come as no surprise to anyone that's known me since my start in the online doll community (shoutout to all the people who still remember Flickr and MySceneHangout circa 2008 lol) but Bratz hold a very special place in my heart and, despite how many times I've watched them fail, I will always regard them as one of the most influential, quality doll brands of all time, that set the stage for every good era in fashion dolls since their debut in 2001, made by one of the most influential doll designers in history, with a legacy going all the way back to Teen Skipper and the introduction of the Goddess sculpt to the Barbie Collector lineup all those years ago (he didn't sculpt it but he DID design the goddess collection and pushed for the mold to go into production lol) and so many other incredible dolls.  Also not that anyone is wondering, but I have some preliminary thoughts on the 2001 Reproductions (almost all positive shockingly) even though I don't have them yet: -First of all, probably the best doll reproductions I've ever seen, with g1 MLP and Barbie's 50th anniversary collection standing right behind them

-The hair is saran and, judging from the video reviews I've seen and what my friends have told me, is actually rooted thoroughly and with a standardized rooting pattern (in contrast to the ... horrendously sparse rooting of the 2018 dolls)

-The skintones are still not correct, at least for the lower bodies; their heads match the standard Bratz tones, but the bodies and feet are the same as the 2018 dolls- I don't actually mind this for them (Yasmin actually looks better than her original doll imo), but it will absolutely ruin the Rock Angelz reproductions if not fixed: / 

-The fact that they managed to source almost all of the original fabrics for the reproductions is incredible

- The torso and arms have a matte finish instead of the usual shiny torso, a welcome update for the otherwise ugly 2001 body sculpt

-The screenings are done either entirely with decals or partially decals with some sprayed details; usually I hate the use of decals over spray / mask screening, but I had to REALLY look closely at their faces to be able to figure out the screening method used, and still had doubts, so whatever they did worked out pretty flawlessly- they aren 't pixelated or anything, they just have a slightly different finish compared to sprayed faces that most people won't notice lol 

-The screenings themselves aren't completely accurate but look very good, if not better than the originals- the only exception being Cloe who looks a bit buggy in some examples, but I'm expecting them to fix her because the OOB doll in the Hot Topic stock photos is much better Overall they look pretty incredible, not just as reproductions but as reproductions at a playline price tag lol.

[husky-twst-and-obeyme]

The Brothers (Plus Un-Datables) when it’s MC’s Birthday

(I’m so sorry i haven’t posted qwq I really wanted tor try and do this on my birthday but i got a certain game and I’ve been attached since then- but I hope you enjoy this!!)

Lucifer

-He knew your birthday ahead of time  -at first, he didn’t want to plan anything special, maybe just a private dinner with some gifts -but you mean more to him then just that  -So he in secrets gets you gifts through the months without anyone noticing  -gets you a present on your birthday every few hours until you are greeted wiht a small hill of presents at the end of the day  -His presents mainly consisted of things that caught your interest , as well as some jewelry to bring out yours eyes 

Mammon

-He wouldn’t know it was your birthday until two days before -He tries to plan things out as best as possible as well as not spending way too much money on you -he knows you worry about his debt, so he tries to get things at a mild price -When the day comes, he wakes you up with a party popper and gives you kisses  -he gives you the presents after breakfast so that you can enjoy them for the rest of the day  -You would slightly question how expensive these looks, which made you worry that he spent too much but you don’t bother him about it  -you guys would finish the day snuggling in bed , nothing sexual, just two dorks in bed , maybe watching a few movies on a laptop

Levi

-He would absolute know when your birthday was coming up -He would want to try and do things he saw in his animes, like going out , doing karaoke, a stereotypical under the cherry blossoms scene, etc etc -it’s more normal than  you think  -he does try to take you out but he clings onto your arm the whole time - You thought it was sweet that he was trying to be a little more outgoing  -the best part is when we took you to a park near a crimson red lake  -You guys sat there for hours, talking about recent animes, manga and such  -his gift was of figures of an anime that interested you and you really appreciated it  -you soon return the favor and kiss him  -he’s immediately red 

Satan

-He was aware of your birthday coming up but he was distracted to remember it right away -he didn’t realize until is it before bed on the day before, you mention that you were excited for your birthday  -then it hit him like a truck  -He freaked out slightly because 1. he would never forget purposely 2. he didn’t have time to plan or get the perfect gift  -so he decided to make you one -he made origami animals, he did better then expected with them   -when he presented them to you , you were filled with excitement! -they were so cute and you noticed how most of them were mainly cats but you didn’t mind, it’s satan after all -he would still feel bad about almost forgetting, so he would shower you with more love than before

 Asmo 

-He was excited, he had already planned the whole and how it would go  -First, perfect breakfast, then afterwards Birthday shopping , and so on -but you immediately knew what the surprise gift was , it’s asmo, what else would you get as a “surprise” -but ...it wasn’t-?? -You were ready for him to pull  a move to lead you into bed but he instead holds out a present  -he eagerly waits for you to open and you thought it was a “toy” but it was a hand knitted sweater  -you could tell it was by the way it was made  -he explained that anything would of been good for you , but he wanted it to be more special than that  -you finished the day sleeping with Asmo in your new sweater , surprisingly with no sex at all -....until morning-

Beel

-Beel planned to make sweets for you but needed to make sure you stayed out of the kitchen  -so he had belphie keep you away from the kitchen until your birthday arrives -it was so hard for him not to eat what he baked but he gave himself motivation by saying “Mc’s kisses are sweeter, Mc’s kisses are sweeter “  to keep his mind off food -Finally when beel present his food gifts, you were so surprised and happy  -but you couldn’t finish it all by yourself , so you offer him some bites  -he tries not to since they were for you but takes you on that offer when his stomach growls  -reguardless though, he did end up with your kisses and he was right , you were sweeter 

Belphie

-you’d think he wouldn’t care but in reality, he just didn’t know what to give you  -he wants it to be good especially since he caused you harm from before  -then he gets the idea to go camping  -when he suggested that on the day of, you gladly accepted , which reliefed him because if you said “no” it would of ruined his plans -When you guys got set up , he did fun things with you , even though he was doing so with low effort , like hiking (at least a little) , animal watching , and such -it gets darker out (it already was but  it gets darker near night ) and you both watch the stars in the sky  -he holds your hand and tells you about each of the stars , telling you that you shine just as beautifully as them  -you soon lay into his embrace and sleep , as he hums rubbing your head as you both sleep peacefully under the glimmering stars 

Diavolo

-He was the most excited for your birthday  -He would make sure that everything was perfect just for you , you are his future Queen (boy or girl or neutral ,you’d be Queen regardless) after all -He firstly showers you in kisses and starts you off with a nice morning bath with him  -he treats you to your favorite breakfast (same for when lunch and dinner arrive) -Before dinner , he lefts you open your presents , they were mainly things like treasure, jewelry, dress/outfits and thing usually for  royalty  -your favorite was the crown he had made for you  -It had your birthstone as the main jewel  -He has a party for you but you stayed close to him for the most part -you were surprised he didn’t dance with you during that but there was a reason behind it  -When the party was over, you headed to your room with him , thinking you’d both go to bed, he opens the balcony and extends a hand toward you for a dance  -you were surprised  by this and his charming smile made you blush  -you accept his offer and danced with him in the moonlight 

Barbatos 

-He would know about your birthday but pretends not to to keep you from expecting a surprise from him  -He mainly bakes sweets for you but he has other gifts that aren’’t entirely food  -on the day of , he surprised you with a morning kiss  -Diavolo allowed him to spend the day with you , if he was allowed to tag along (he wanted to make sure you have a good birthday too )  -You spend time with him doing outdoor activities, like golf or tennis  -Diavolo actually distracted you for a while while Barbatos prepared your gifts  -Diavolo even gave you a small gift, it was a braclet that had a bright green stone and (whatever color matches you ) stone  -”it’s you and Barbatos , set in stone !” -Soon you given your gifts from Barbatos , he knew very well what you wanted and he got everything you wanted at that time  -you finish off by eating sweets together but Diavolo left before that , mainly because he scented romance coming forth  -which was true but all you two was mainly kiss for a bit and maybe a little more

Solomon 

-He didn’t even know it was your birthday today and you got a little salty  -he tries to make it up to you but doing magic spells for you  -you didn’t trust him to since he likes to prank you with his magic at times  -but he made wonderful things out of his magic, like aurora like bunnies jumping through the air or cute aurora bears playing  -it was all so cute and beautiful , that you soften up just a little  -he then treats you to a fine dinner , your favorite place  -You’re glad he’s actually trying his best for you today that it almost didn’t matter  -all you cared about him and were happy with him  -at the end of the day , he kissed your forehead , and a magic seal was on it , it formed a heart  -”now you’ll always have my enteral love~” 

Simeon

-He wasn’t sure how humans did birthdays but he knew it included gifts, so you hand made you his gifts  -the first on was a beaded bracelet that was silver and blue  -then he made you a wool scarf  -and the last one was a charm , he used a little magic for this one -He gave his gifts slowly through the day  -you loved each one , the bracelet was so pretty and you felt so warm with the scarf but you haven’t gotten the last one yet  -It was getting close to the end of the day and you noticed that Simeon was extra cheery  -”hiding something from me ?~” you sneer -He smiles and hands you the charm  -at first , you didn’t see what the big deal was until it floated and glowed  -It gave off such a warm feeling  “now if we’re ever apart, you’ll always have a little bit of me around to protect and comfort you, My sweet Angel~”

(I hope you enjoyed! leave more suggestions for stuff like this! 

[laceymorganwrites]

NSFW Alphabet: Ban Happy Birthday ~

A=Aftercare:

Well, it depends with this guy. If you´re just a one night stand you shouldn´t except too much. Of Course he will make sure you´re clean and all, but he won´t stay the night. However if you´re in a loving relationship all of that changes. He´s such a Gentleman in everything he does. He´ll softly carry you to the bath after sex and clean you up real good, then he´ll carry you back to bed where he´ll cuddle you until you fall asleep, whispering sweet nothings in your ear

B=Body Part:

Ban´s very insecure About his Body actually, he´s too tall and skinny and his eyes and teeth are those of a demon rather than a human. If anything he likes his Hands, because he uses them to cook, but he can´t really look at them without remembering all the blood on them. The scar on his Body is the only Thing that makes him genuinely smile since it reminds him of Meliodas obviously. On you he loves everything, no matter how you look, he loves everything. And he can´t possibly choose, but the way your eyes light up whenever you talk and how they glisten in awe and love whenever you look at him. It makes him feel so warm inside

C=Cum:

Does not have any Preference where to cum, he´ll do it anywhere you want him too. He´s not really a guy that gets turned on by seeing his own cum over you. If it´s your cum on his Body though….then that´s a different Story. He takes the biggest pride in making you cum, he just loves it when it all splatters over him.

D=Dirty secret:

Ban went through a Phase where he tried out piercing his dick, but it didn´t work because of his healing factor

E=Experience:

A LOT. Well, a lot with casual flings and one night stands, not so much with a real Long time Lover. He certainly knows what he´s doing, and he´s very good at everything he does.

F=Favorite Position:

Depends on his mood. Likes to Bottom, but the most important Thing to him is Always eye contact. Ban Always Needs very much contact, he just Needs to be very close

G=Goofy:

Sex most of the time is very casual with him, well if he´s with you anyway. So he doesn´t have any Problems being Goofy, but that doesn´t mean he can´t be romantic and intimate too. It´s all About your daily mood

H=Hair:

Shaves it all off, likes to Keep it clean. But yes, the carpet Matches the drapes

I=Intimacy:

no matter what Kind of sex you two have, it´s Always intimate and romantic. Even if you´re going at it Pretty Rough, he´s still Gotta be very close to you

J=Jack off:

he used to jack off almost every day before he got into a relationship. But now that you´re there to satisfy his Needs, he doesn´t do it too often anymore

K=Kinks:

where do I start? he´s a Sub and if it was up to him it´d Always be all About you. huge praise kink, you praising him and him praising you. Bondage, also in both directions. biting kink, you biting him. mommy/Daddy kink. he´s a Masochist, so anything involving pain gets him going if you´re comfortable with that. choking. 

L=Location:

anywhere he can get you alone and anytime. doesn´t like public sex too much, but will do it in the Boar Hat when you´re alone. he really doesn´t have any Preference whatsoever as Long as you aren´t disturbed

M=Motivation:

anything and everything. the Looks you give him, the way you smirk at him. when you give him compliments, especially About his Looks and how strong he is. or straight up tell him what you want

N=No:

anything that could hurt you, involving Body products and degregading you. also isn´t into collaring and pet play

O=Oral:

master at it, might have invented all the good techniques. he was afraid of his teeth getting in the way first, but now it´s his favorite Thing to do. sometimes he´ll just eat you out lazily until you cum three times because he´s bored. now, he´s very sensitive when it Comes to the receiving end. he likes it, sure he does, how could he not? it´s just a very sensitive spot and he cums sooner when you blow him and is Always embarrassed at that.

P=Pace:

depends on your daily mood. He can go whatever pace you like. Hard and fast? Hard and slow? Soft and fast? Soft and slow? No Problem for Ban. But there´s Always gonna be a bit of gentleness to it. 

Q=Quickie:

absolutely down for it, his favorite place for them is on the counter of the bar

R=Risk:

well, if there´s something you wanna try out you can Always come to him and chances are high he´ll say yes, well except if it´s something listed in the no category above. but otherwise Ban´s Pretty chill and down to try new things

S=Stamina:

there is literally no end to his Stamina, he can go for days. but he doesn´t want to tire you out or overstimulate you, so you get to decide how Long you´re gonna do it

T=Toys:

if it´s something you´re interested in, he´ll get some. but before he met you, he didn´t bother much with toys. he´s Pretty neutral on them, he just hasn´t Paid this whole ordeal any particular mind before you came into his life

U=Unfair:

hates teasing you, thinks it´s unnecessary, that you´re gonna get bored and sick of it. he just refuses to tease you unhealthy amounts. however he does like to be teased, to the Point where he can´t take it anymore and beyond that point

V=Volume:

very loud. very high pitched, occasional groans. moans a lot. is embarrassed of the sounds he makes at first and covers his mouth, but surely enough he´ll learn to embrace it

W=Wildcard:

tried to dye his pubic hair and shave funny shapes in it once

X=X-Ray:

he´s more on the longer, slim side. not too veiny, but there are some prominent ones. 

Y=Yearning:

his sex drive is through the Roof, he could go every second of the day and still be horny. it´s Always been this way with him though, so he can Control it and you won´t even see how much Libido that man has

Z=Zzz:

sometimes you manage to tire him out, so the aftercare won´t be that Long and he´ll be out like a happy light, but then there are times where he´s wide awake afterwards, you probably made him cum really hard in those times. and then he´ll spend Hours on the aftercare and find himself unable to sleep

[hottestthingalive]

Hi! I'm just here to drop off a fake fic title, and maybe share some appreciation for your writing. So the fic title I came to share is 'Sprinklers aren now banned.', and appreciation time! Your writing is fantastic and I always love reading your work, keep it up!

-this gives me insane intrulogical vibes and you can thank @snek-snacc for that. 

-a 5 + 1 fic but it’s all of Logan and Remus’ shenanigans regarding sprinklers and how they get away with it and one how they’re finally banned

-When they’re really little, just jumping through one. 

-Remus and Logan turns on the sprinklers at Roman’s birthday party when they’re ten and all of the kids running through them and the grownups running away

-There’s this teacher who’s very rude to Remus and so they turn each of the remote sprinklers a little so when he leaves his house he gets sprayed and can’t leave until he’s fixed the sprinklers and he’s forty minutes late to work. 

-Turning on the sprinklers at a party Logan’s parents are hosting and having their first kiss standing among them. 

-Making a point of walking on the side of the street that has theirs on one really hot day and showing up to Virgil, Roman, and Janus’ house already soaking wet. 

-and then, the day they lost all sprinkler rights:

-It’s a hot summer day, and Remus and Logan have invited their friends over to suffer in solidarity. And then Remus remembers the sprinkler, technically meant for watering grass in hot summers, being stored in the garage. 

-It’s all over after that, because Remus manages to rope Logan into his shenanigans with a whispered “for science!”, which leaves everyone soaking wet, and the entire lawn basically flooded. 

-“No more sprinklers,” says Janus, sternly, tugging it out of Logan’s hands and going back to the house, and Patton puts his hands on his hips as though he hadn’t been exclaiming “I wonder if you can make the water touch the roof?” and cheering when they had. 

-And, well, Logan thinks it was worth it anyways, even though (or maybe because) Remus tugs him down into the wet dirt to make mud angels, and they both get horribly dirty. 

-The angels are holding hands, and Remus makes it his phone’s wallpaper for years after. 

:D This was a short one, but have some feral boys, anon!

Send me a fake fic title and I’ll tell you what I’d write for it!

[creatingnikki]

A normal day. At this point that’s all I crave. I’ll make it special. Let things go back to normal all over. Let me go back to work and meet my friends. Let it rain heavily this year but not as a threat - just friendly teasing. I’ll call you up when it’s 7 pm and time for me to leave the office. When it pours, it always makes me crave something hot and spicy. We’ll go try ramen at every restaurant in the city until we find our favourite one. Beer tastes colder when you’ve had a long day. We’ll sit there, talking about the books we’re reading. I’ll quickly remove mine from my bag and show you the passages I’ve highlighted. They will play your favourite song and I’ll sing along. On the table next to us someone will be celebrating their birthday. The server will bring a big, chocolate cake with sparklers on it and we all will sing happy birthday to this stranger we will never speak to. But we’ll sing it joyfully nonetheless. You’ll look at me and smile. You’ll ask, ‘Six months from your birthday. Isn’t it time to start planning?’ and I’ll kick you under the table. We’ll both laugh. As we walk out hours later on that seemingly normal weekday, I’ll tell you, ‘stop! let’s take a picture’. We’ll then smile and look like big goofs and our selfie will be blurry but happy. We’ll walk half way down the street before we remember, 'Shit! We forgot our umbrellas at the restaurant!’ That’s when it will start raining and we’ll not even try to run. We aren’t the kinds who want to hide from the rain - we welcome it. So we’ll walk slower back to the restaurant and I’ll complain about how I still haven’t found the perfect yellow umbrella. You’ll make a mental note of finding one for my birthday. By the time we reach the restaurant, we’ll be so drenched and cold that the idea of hot coffee will entice us back inside. You’ll take off your hoodie and I’ll roll up my sleeves. We’ll wipe our faces with the tissues on the table and take 7 minutes to figure out the right coffee. This time when we’re done, we’ll book a cab and tell the other, 'text me once you’re home’ and leave. I’ll go home feeling that happy dizzy you can only feel when you spend time with people close to your heart and when you have your life back like before - but this time you’ll know to appreciate it.

Let us have it all back, please. 

[dreamdropxoxo]

Lock-down Story, Part VI

Part I, Part V

Laurent frowned. This couldn't be, it made no sense and he hated things that made no sense. He simply refused to believe that this actually happened to him. Even while he lowered himself to the floor did he try to find an explanation.

"Laurent? What are you doing?" Auguste's voice sounded from the laptop, a bit contorted, not as full as in person. "This makes no sense, Auguste. Am I blind?" Laurent knew he was frustrated and that was never a good sign.

"No, you most definitively are not. What's the matter?" Auguste immediately sounded worried. "What's the matter? I finished this damn puzzle that Damianos wanted to bloody start and then abandoned after he finished the fucking frame and now the last piece is missing. I am not admitting defeat. If I have to carve one out of cardboard and paint it myself I am going to finish this."

It was suspiciously silent after that and Laurent knew exactly what had happened. "Are you laughing at me? You bugger! I can't believe you." He raised his head until he could look over the edge of the table and saw how his brother pressed one hand over his mouth, tears in his eyes and the microphone of his computer muted.

Auguste bit his bottom lip hard, while he unmuted his computer. "You know, I think I see the piece. It is behind the tea pot." Then he had another laughing fit but that was only of secondary importance. Laurent almost cried when he actually found the missing piece and finished the puzzle.

"That was Damen's idea?" "Yes. He said something along the line of, 'Come on, Laurent, sweetheart, it will be fun, we can finish the puzzle together. We have enough time and just look at how beautiful it looks.' And then he had enough after finishing the frame." Laurent huffed.

"And why did you feel compelled to finish it?" Auguste sounded curious and Laurent sighed. "Because I didn't want to admit that I couldn't persist. And then it was fun, until I realized that every damn piece looked exactly the same."

"Show me." Laurent lifted the laptop and showed his big brother the 5000 piece puzzle of a forest. "Looks neat. Congrats. You used to love puzzles."

"I still like them, but I don't like being abandoned with them when I didn't even start them." Laurent set his brother back on the table.

"Where is Damen anyway?" "Outside. He has his afternoon traning session." Auguste grinned. "I saw some of his videos. He is really a good instructor. And people love him."

"I know." Laurent smiled softly, but then he remembered that he was, in fact, still angry about Damen just leaving him to finish the awfull puzzle all by himself. He scowled again.

"What is wrong, Lauri?" Auguste picked up on his mood immediately. Sometimes it was hard having an older brother who loved him to the moon and back and knew everything about him. Especially at times where Laurent didn't want to talk about it.

"I- It's stupid. Like really stupid and you will laugh at me, so I won't tell you." Laurent sighed. He dragged his fingers through his hair. It had gotten longer again. He could now draw it back in a small bun at the back of his head.

Auguste sobered up immediately. "I promise I won't laugh." "That's what you say now." Laurent rubbed his hand over his jaw, the stubble there scratching at his skin, he'd need to shave tonight.

"No. I swear I won't laugh. Lauri, what's the matter?" A heavy sigh escaped Laurent and he decided to just be forward about the issue. "He doesn't touch me anymore. He doesn't tell me I am beautiful anymore and we didn't have sex in over one week. I don't know how to talk to him about it without sounding absolutely stupid and I can't handle it."

Auguste's jaw went slack. "What? We ARE talking about Damen here, aren't we?" Laurent scowled. "Obviously." "One week?"

Now Laurent laughed but it was devoid of any humor. "Yes. Damen, who couldn't keep his hands off me at your birthday party, who had an eight hour sex marathon with me, who wanted to fuck me multiple times a day at the start of the lock-down. That exact Damen. I mean, you knew him even before we got together and he was like the biggest player on this green earth."

Auguste furrowed his brow. "I know. And he doesn't tell you you're beautiful?" "No. It's stupid, really, I know I am. I also know he thinks so, I shouldn't need to hear it. But usually, he tells me at least twice a day and now he just doesn't anymore." Laurent pulled his hair back and put it up in a bun.

"So, the real issue here is not the puzzle he let you finish by yourself but that you are sexually frustrated, uncertain if he still thinks you're beautiful and don't know how to talk about it?" Auguste summed the whole thing up pretty neatly. Laurent nodded, defeated.

"Well, I'd suggest, you go out there and just ask him straight forward." Obviously, Auguste would propose something like that. Laurent sighed. That's the approach Damen would have chosen too. "You could also appear in his live stream and then let people handle it for you."

"What do you mean?" Laurent was confused. "We both know how beautiful you are, good genes and all, maybe if his followers catch a glimpse of you, he will realize it too? But I'd still prefer if you went with approach number one."

Laurent nodded. "Yes, you are right. I should talk to him and if that doesn't work, there is still option two available. But you don't think it's because of me?"

Auguste raised an eyebrow. "Laurent, Damen loves you more than his own life. I am sure it's just some missunderstanding or something absolutely unrelated to you. Maybe he is tired? With all the training it wouldn't surprise me. Just ask him, would you?"

Laurent nodded. Yes, he would ask Damen about it. Tonight at dinner maybe. And then everything would resolve itself after one of the lengthy discussions Damen loved so much.

[didis-studyblah]

Winter Studying Challenge Catch-up

4th December - What is an unpopular opinion that you have about winter?

Not sure if it´s unpopular, but I like really cold winters! It´s currently +8° Celsius where I live, I remember years were the temperature was at about -15° this time around.

5th December - Are you usually busy during winter?

Yes! Many family members have their birthday in december (including me on this day hehe), so I have to prepare presents/ cards for christmas and some birthdays. I have some more time this year since I will only see my immediate family in person but it´s still stressful!

6th December - Do you get a break from school/uni/work during winter?

I do, between chirstmas and new year. I used to get a few days more off in school, uni is until the 23rd, which means less time to prepare since we celebrate on the 24th where I come from.

7th December - How do you stay motivated during winter?

My advent calendar! I love opening it every morning. I´d also say snow, but it doesn´t look like we´ll be getting any this year.

8th December - When should people start preparing for, decorating and celebrating Christmas?

My family usually starts decorating a few days into december, I think that´s a good time. The only thing i absolutely despise is when stores etc. start decorating in october or early november, that´s a bit too early!

9th December - What do you usually do during the holidays?

Be stressed about presents, be sad about not enjoying them the same way I used to as a kid and being happy about decorations :D

10th December - What is a cherished family tradition from your childhood?

We don´t really have any traditions, but since i love lasagna so much we always have it on christmas eve! And my father always picks one ridicolous item of clothing to wear to suprise me and my mom.

11th December - What is a favourite family Christmas/holiday memory that has stuck with you through the years? Why?

To be honest, I don´t have one. I have no idea why, but my memory is increadibly bad.

12th December - Does your family have any odd traditions during the holidays?

See 10th. Not sure if they are odd, but they definitly aren´t usual.

13th December - When do you buy your Christmas presents?

During the year whenever I see something i want to gift a specific person or in october/november/december, depending on where I want to buy (shipping can take quite long) and if I already know what to buy.

14th December - Share a memorable gift-opening moment from your childhood.

I always got the memorable gifts on my birthday so it would still be special even though it´s in december as well, so I dont really have any.