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aliakim-the-okay · 1 year ago
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New crack fic idea:
(Barney from HIMYM and Dennis from Always Sunny meet each other for the first time in Paddy’s Pub (where Barney shows up after being separated from Ted during their eventful trip to Philly.))
There, he witnesses Dennis Reynolds hitting on a generic blonde hottie and just has to intervene. Dennis’s moves are wayyyy too underdeveloped and frankly archaic. He needs something more legend- (wait for it) -dary to be able to pick up the gorgeous and elusive species known as “women.”
Dennis gawks in offense as he watches Barney woo the blondie with his suave expertise.
As Barney walks the total baddie away, he throws a cheeky wink in Dennis’s direction as the newfound couple make their way towards the door.
Filled with rage, Dennis approaches dangerously and shoves Barney hard. Barney turns around in shock, disgusted that his designer suit had been touched by one of those filthy Phillidelphians.
Dennis makes a loud ruckus in the bar. He shouts far too loud about how that girl was his for the night and that he almost had her. All the while Dee continued cleaning a glass over and over again in the corner, pretending not to hear as Dennis continued his adult tantrum.
Barney shooed the broad away as he straightened out his suit. He slung an arm over Dennis’s shoulder as waved his hand towards the sky. He said that if Dennis really needed help picking up hot chicks that badly, Barney was there to teach Dennis how to live.
Dennis slapped Barney’s hands away from him in disgust. Dennis claimed he knew very well how to live and that he could pick up any girl he wanted. He didn’t need some rando asshole in a fancy suit to teach him anything.
Barney smiled…
This called for a competition.
A competition to see who was the suavest, hottest, and downright godliest of bachelors in this particular corner of Philly.
The objective? The first to go home (or at least out the front door) with a Philadelphian woman would be crowned the winner.
The trophy? Forever bragging rights along with the metaphorical crown of badassitude.
Oh man, are the others gonna love this… They thought at the same time.
As the clock struck 8:30pm, the poor excuse for a rush hour hit the bar. Ones (singular) of people all came in, all entering the bar in a matter of several minutes. All while Barney and Dennis stared each other down with a fire of competition in their eyes.
Suddenly, at the same time, the two nodded before scrambling away to opposite sides of the bar.
Dennis ran to the nearest woman he could find, grabbed her by the shoulders, and spun her around to look at her face. He winced and made a sound before moving on.
Barney slid against the weirdly wet floor and into the view of another woman on the other side of the room. He faltered at her below average looks before taking note of her huge badonkers and promptly smiling.
Barney asked how she was doing, where she grew up, what her relationship with her dad is like, and other non-intrusive questions.
Meanwhile Dennis slicked his over-greased hair back. He acted cool in front of a woman who looked just hot enough for him. She happily rattled on about her day as Dennis grew impatient. He rolled his eyes and checked his watch as he took glances at Barney’s progress. He couldn’t lose this.
As Barney could practically feel the sexual attraction radiating off the woman in front of him, he couldn’t help but notice his competition across the bar.
Dennis’s target woman was ranting all too loudly about her secret. She entered with a fake ID (that no one checked anyways) and was actually 16. Dennis’s hand slowly reached for her shoulder as he admitted that it was close enough for him and they should go back to his place for some… “video games.”
Barney’s head snapped towards Dennis in shock. He silently told Ms. Huge Badonkers to wait a minute as he quickly approached Dennis and wound up. Dennis turned with a shitty grin just in time to be decked directly in the face.
Dennis slid across the dirty floor as he held his bloody nose. He whined and grunted on the floor like a little baby. Suddenly, Dee “accidentally” spilled a drink on his face with a triumphant smile before walking away.
Barney shook his hand before grabbing a napkin to wipe his bloody knuckles. He readjusted his suit and approached the teenager. He shook his head disapprovingly and pointed a thumb towards the door. She hung her head sadly and left the bar.
Barney gave one last look at the pitiful man on the floor. He scoffed to himself before putting his arm around the huge-boobed lady’s waist and exited the bar.
Mac and Charlie rushed to Dennis’s side and helped him up. Mac yelled at Barney that he’ll pay for what he did to his bro, but Barney simply said that if Dennis was their bro, Mac and Charlie needed a better one.
After Barney was done making insane love to this big-boobied beast, he’d have to tell Ted all about tonight and it was absolutely legend- (wait for it���)
-dary!
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midnightshindig · 2 months ago
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There’s literally zero William fics 😭 Please give us anything you’re willing to write for him 🙏
William Clockwell x M!Reader hcs
For sure!
To everyone who requested something over the weekend or earlier this week, I promise I’ll get to it in just doing some of these shorter ones in between classes
Gonna do some general William hcs and then some SFW x reader ones
Hcs below the cut!
General Hcs
Was a vegetarian for two years of high school before realizing his type is jocks and he can’t eat meat and not eat meat
Puts a lot of pressure on himself to be the “palatable” gay, and spent a few years being the “girls twink best friend” from this, or he would’ve if he wasn’t already best friends with Mark
Is lactose Intolerant, and will eat/drink it anyways, BUT he’s responsible and carries those dairy pills on him
Dude has asthma, but it was wayyy worse in middle school, he hasn’t had an attack in a while but he still keeps an inhaler on him
Type of bitch to talk through a movie AND be playing candy crush on his fucking phone
THIS MAN PLAYS INFINITY NIKKI I won’t hear otherwise
He makes mark make an account and friend him on it, too
HES JUST DEDICATED!!!
He teases Mark for being weird, but its just because he’s a little jealous that Mark can do shit like Like Seance Dog and still pull bitches
Kicks ass at Mario kart and super smash bros
Hc that the reason William knows Amber so well is because she was his beard their freshman year, before he had come out to the whole school
They didn’t date or anything, she was his homecoming date
It was the only way her parents would let her go, with a gay chaperone
Has been sneaking into R rated movies since he was 14, loves horror movies
Not so much after the D.A Sinclair accident
Now he only watches popcorn horror, the really cheesy stuff
His favorite ice cream flavor is probably cherry Garcia
Wears a wife beater and pajama pants to bed, as opposed to Mark who I DONT CARE WHAT THE SJOW SAYS- wears a tshirt and short shorts and William calls him gay for it
He has the bad habit of calling things gay derogatorily, and then impromptu performing that entire speech about why you shouldn’t call things gay by Hillary Durf
Every time. The whole speech.
Every. Time.
Why must Mark be punished for William’s bullshit? What the fuck
William takes Mark to pride with him and then abandons him to people don’t think they’re dating
It’s okay though
Dating Headcanons
Kind of dude who thinks roller skating dates are the peak of romance
DONT get me wrong, he’s romantic.
Like, asked you to prom with a bouquet of your favorite flower and a thing of candy and stuff
Very classic in his approach to things, very “Hey can I take you out Friday? I’ll pick you up at 8”
Likes to make out with you in his car
He has an overbearing father who likes to interrupt you guys at his house soooooo
You get creative
His favorite dates are taking you swimming
Idk he just seems like a good swimmer
Likes to sit on your shoulders at the pool
GREAT cook, makes you food constantly when he has the money
And makes you very fancy cup noodles when he doesn’t
Bc he still needs to treat you, duh
Likes when you give him a shoulder massage, he has tensed back muscles from his heavy backpack
In returns, he’s really good at back massages and will give you them frequently
You have soooo many study dates in your dorm, often with Mark hanging around and venting about superhero stuff
Mark is basically one of your in-laws, and you get well acquainted with his family drama
Williams parents like you so much they put you on their Christmas card
It’s a little wild
Williams really glad though, he really likes you
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euphternal · 2 months ago
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꧁༒☬𝖂𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖗 𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓☬༒꧂
(finally updated after thousands of years)
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𝚂𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊 𝚘𝚛 𝚅𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚊. 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐!
𝙾𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙸’𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜, 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚆𝙸𝙿𝚂, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚘𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜.
Main: @lunaeuphternal (ill still post writing stuff there)
So without further ado, let’s get on to what I write about:
𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠:
(𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: ⚠️𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫, 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐈 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠)
𝙏𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙨/𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨:
�� Political Fantasy
☆ Found Family
☆ Bit of Romance
☆ Mental Health/Illness
☆ Psychological Horror
☆ Class Division
☆ Science Fiction
☆ Gore/Violence
☆ Supernatural
☆ Espionage
☆ Cozy/Fluff (every once in a while)
Major Inspirations:
Arcane, Samurai Jack, Primal, Pride and Prejudice, The Amazing Digital Circus, Primal, Wallace and Gromit, Afro-Samurai, The Little Prince, The Hunger Games, Get Out, Looney Tunes, Tangled, Mary and Max, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Revolutionary Girl Utena
𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥’𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟:🎼
𝚃𝚘 𝙿𝚒𝚖𝚙 𝚊 𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚕𝚢 - 𝙺𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚛
𝙳𝚒𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎��𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚕𝚟𝚍 - 𝙻𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚎𝚕 𝚁𝚎𝚢
𝚂𝙾𝚂 𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚞𝚡𝚎: 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙰 - 𝚂��𝙰
𝙷𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 - 𝙻𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚞𝚎𝚕 𝙼𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊
𝙴𝚙𝚒𝚌: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 - 𝙹𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜
𝙲𝚝𝚛𝚕 (𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚞𝚡𝚎) - 𝚂𝚉𝙰
𝙰𝚗𝚢 𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚝𝚋𝚑
Tag Games:
Picrew OC Tag Game
Tag Game (Food Edition)
Winter Themed Tag Game
Musical Themed Tag Game
(Plan to host more games the coming months)
WIP(S): ✒️
𝐄𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬𝐞(𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐜 𝐈’𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭)
𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨: 𝙄𝙣 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙥𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩
𝐖𝐚𝐫 & 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭.
(𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜)
Writer links:
Ao3
Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/Adriennelover29473
🄿🄴🅁🅂🄾🄽🄰🄻 🅂🄷🄸🅃/🄲🄻🄾🅂🄸🄽🄶:
𝙸’𝚟𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛’𝚜 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚠 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜, 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜. 𝙸’𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜, 𝚂𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚜, 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜.
𝙏𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜(𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙙)
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@seastarblue, @magic-crazy-as-this, @inky-anathemata, @moltenwrites, @sunflowerrosy, @furrywrit3r, @yourpenpaldee, @rumeysawrites,
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𝓢𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓷𝓸𝔀,
𝕷𝖀𝕹𝕬
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floweroftheforest · 1 month ago
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I was struck with motivation to start writing again, so I opened my notes app and this was the first fucking word I wrote
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My favourite fma character, Aplonse Erlic
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foli-vora · 1 year ago
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hi—
so i’ll be saying farewell to foli this year. as much as i’m proud and so in love with what i’ve created here, she’s starting to give me major stress headaches and i simply can’t deal. this started out fun and sweet, but it has increasingly created bigger and bigger issues for me and it’s no longer a space i find comfort and peace in, so i think it’s time for me to move on.
i thought about deleting this blog, or slowly morphing away from what i’ve been doing here, but it didn’t feel right. i know it’s just a blog, but it still means something to me.
should you still wish to visit/follow little ol’ me, i’ll now be living over here. i’ll still be the normal unhinged foli that loves talking filth, just now under a different name with a shiny new corner of the internet/main blog.
this blog will stay up so you can still read my organised pile of trash that i know some of you enjoy, and i’ll probably still continue to write because i do love it, but it won’t be promised or often, and it’ll mostly be ao3 focused in other fandoms, and not so much surrounding the pedro fandom anymore.
i will be wrapping everything up here, so don’t worry about any unfinished series’—i wouldn’t do that to you lmao. thank you for the good times here, angels. i appreciate each and every one of you. hope to see you over on the new side. ily 💖
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minibunz · 4 months ago
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All my moots have such good sexy replies to their horny DMs and I’m over here losing brain cells and only able to say the same five words bc whatever was said to me is so hot and all I can do is go 🥺 yes please
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wrathofrats · 1 year ago
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Just so everyone knows what he just handed me to fix
Alright everyone today we learn a valuable lesson. Do not let Void edit your fics. He will be far too much.
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halfratsalready · 1 month ago
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A year ago today, I published my very first Just Dance fic!
It’s just a short one shot exploring the concept of Treasure not being the first time that Jack sees that dark version of himself, inspired by Breaking Down by Florence + the Machine. I sat down and wrote it without any sort of plan, kind of stream-of-consciousness’ing it, just writing whatever came to mind and letting it flow without looking back, and I published it the very same day. (Fun fact: I already had the first few chapters of Lose Yourself written and ready to go when I wrote and published this!)
It’s far from my best work, seeing as I wrote it based on a concept but without an actual plan, and it’s pretty short, but it still holds a special place in my heart since it’s my first fic in this fandom. One day I’d like to go back and expand on the concept a bit, because I like the idea and think it could be pretty cool if further fleshed out.
Truly wild that I’ve been writing JD fics for an entire year. I know it’s been a while since an update on anything I’ve written, but I promise I’m still planning on writing more for you guys!
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antiquepearlss · 11 months ago
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I’m feeling….kinda rough rn. So, Modern Team Awesome/ Freckle Siblings headcanons because I need serotonin so badly rn
Ruddiger is Varian’s son but he and Eugene sometimes share custody.
Eugene and Varian watch mystery/crime shows together.
And Indiana Jones type shows and movies.
Varian and Rapunzel both like Star Trek. Rapunzel loves Tendi from Lower Decks.
Varian and Rapunzel both love Gravity Falls, Eugene thinks it’s pretty good.
Eugene pierced Varian’s ears.
Varian and Rapunzel dye each others hair. Rapunzel mostly does temporary dye, Varian dyes his blue streak.
They visit Varian in the psych ward.
Varian hangs out in Rapunzel’s elementary art class sometimes and helps out with the kids. He’s a little awkward but they love him.
If Varian’s not at home or at school, he’s at Eugene and Rapunzel’s house. Or Lance’s.
Varian missed his graduation ceremony because he was in the psych ward, but Rapunzel still helped him paint his cap.
Rapunzel and Varian do the awkward sibling hug.
Rapunzel and Varian draw and paint together.
Varian and Eugene join book clubs together.
Feeling rough so I’ll do a part two sometime. Sorry these aren’t great I just, I just kinda needed these dorks rn.
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stripedstarsblueflags · 5 months ago
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700 more words and *one* of them has made it to the hotel room :D
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justmossyall · 8 months ago
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y’all i understand it’s not ideal for the non-team-keefers but it’s going to be okay omg 😭🫶
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feathersea · 8 months ago
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Take me dunk VS me sober because I need to apologize for not writing in some way or another. Also you can kinda tell I kissed one of them.
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snap-my-kneecaps · 2 months ago
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Trying to bullshit my way through a valentines fic that I’ve been procrastinating so I can post it tomorrow please wish me luck 😭🙏
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the-gene-mile · 1 year ago
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HOLY SHIT FRAUD OF THE DEAD WAS SO GOOD
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daddyhoothoot · 8 months ago
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Do people still rp….?
I used to for so many years and then stopped and I am finding myself missing it.
So I guess this is me saying, if anyone wants to RP with me, let me know. Idk what people use anymore for it but I’d be down to be Stolas.
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littleoceanbabe · 2 years ago
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I think the way Jamie said he had realised that Keeley and Roy was "real" and Keeley's face at that, I don't think he feels romantically for her anymore. His friendship with both Roy and Keeley wouldn't let him. I think he loves her dearly (loves them both dearly), but Jamie isn't In Love with Keeley anymore. If we can just get some bi bff moments in the next few eps, I will be so so happy
i think that too! i just hope the writers agree w us lmaooo
if we don’t get bi jamie and bi ted i’m personally hunting down the writers for sport
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