#I obsess

[smilechiales]

I got so many thoughts about Descendants Hades and his family and I'm totally not normal about them.

So Hades went to Merlin Academy but Zeus and Poseidon/Neptune weren't there. Are they older than Hades? Have they already graduated? Did they go at all?

Ursula's little sister is apparently similiar in age to Hades (or maybe Hades just failed a lot of classes) which is weird because If Poseidon is actually his brother like in the myth then Ursula and her sister are his brother's grandchildren and there should probably be an age gap there, right? And If Neptune is Hades' brother - that's not better - then Hades goes to school at the same time as his nieces.

Don't even get me started on the Neptune is Poseidon's kid-thing, it's weird, I know but sadly canon. And I'm pretty sure Poseidon dies of old age in the Hercules series, so it would make sense that he's older than Hades but Zeus and Hades actually seemed similiar in age?

Okay, I just checked the wiki:

How big were the age gaps between god siblings?!

[cjpeg]

hii fellow bethshead what’s your favourite song? :)

MMMM THIS IS HARD probably uhhhh

do you want me now OR whatever OR idea/intent

this is also my excuse to share this super awesome photo of my beths collection that has since expanded

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[some-pers0n]

How it feels getting obsessed with something new and then realizing you're going to spend anywhere from a week to the rest of your life thinking about it

[fagbearentertainment]

[s0up1ta]

toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls

[nyenyel]

Putting Mabel through that straight to bi to aromantic pipeline

[michael-the-rouge]

Do I have to say it?

[happyheidi]

𝗍𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗅𝗍

𝖨𝗀: 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾_𝗌𝖺𝗅𝗍_

[w-intent]

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[captainbee66]

I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.

[dawndauce]

never separate them :-(

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud: