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I got so many thoughts about Descendants Hades and his family and I'm totally not normal about them.
So Hades went to Merlin Academy but Zeus and Poseidon/Neptune weren't there. Are they older than Hades? Have they already graduated? Did they go at all?
Ursula's little sister is apparently similiar in age to Hades (or maybe Hades just failed a lot of classes) which is weird because If Poseidon is actually his brother like in the myth then Ursula and her sister are his brother's grandchildren and there should probably be an age gap there, right? And If Neptune is Hades' brother - that's not better - then Hades goes to school at the same time as his nieces.
Don't even get me started on the Neptune is Poseidon's kid-thing, it's weird, I know but sadly canon. And I'm pretty sure Poseidon dies of old age in the Hercules series, so it would make sense that he's older than Hades but Zeus and Hades actually seemed similiar in age?
i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell
everything u need to know about me can actually be explained by the fact that i read that poem about the serving girl wearing the pearls so they're warm for her mistress when i was like 11 and it rewrote my brain chemistry forever