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There is an untapped market of butch lesbians Ghost and Soap being incredibly in love with each other. I just wanted to mention that, I think that we could find an incredible profit here and I think we would make a lot of money and I think that they would be cute and and
#I need them carnally I think#t4t butch lesbian ghoap I am ascending into godhood#this might just be just for me but my target audience is usually myself anyways so#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghoap#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#cod#call of duty
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"Given my propensity towards verbosity, it surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue!" - Gale "Rizzard" Dekarios
Just some quick fanart of Gale being a tease~ Artwork by me: Charlee-Monstah/Druizard
#what dat tongue do#there are so many provocative lines he slaps you with during his romance and i think of them constantly#may make this into stickers and i might just make several more to go with it#I cannot with him#i need him carnally#bg3#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale bg3#my post#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#gale fanart#baldur's gate 3 fanart#bg3 fanart#practiced tongue#druizard#charlee monstah#my art#my artwork
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What is frosts problem like actually
#grimmorning#morninggrin#gricko grimgrin#morning frost#sometimes when i draw them i get so so upset thinking im being weird w their height diff but theyre canonically built like that 😭#and gricko has a thing for size/height differences (stemming from that time he carnally needed a troll)
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au where none of The Bad Shit happens, where randy and benson both live relatively normal lives and both wind up going to pursue post secondary educations. benson ends up becoming a high school english teacher and he's always wearing that ugly cardigan because his students think its hilarious. randy becomes a social worker because he wants to help kids who went through similar things he went through when he was a kid. they end up working for the same high school, and almost don't recognize each other, until one day in the teachers' lounge, benson is like "hey, did you happen to work at a fast food joint called burgers burgers burgers when you were in high school?" and randy's like "yeah I did! how did you know" and bensons like "we were coworkers!" and randy's like "omg I didn't recognize you without the mullet!" (im thinking he's got the same hair kyle gallner has in mother may I?) and then they have a very cutesy wholesome will-they-wont-they situationship and all benson's students know about it and they all actively make jokes about benson's crush on randy to his face
#sorry I spent all of yesterday thinking about a teachers au for them lmfao#THEYD BE SO CUTEEE GROANNNNNN#english teacher benson with his long curly hair and his ugly cardigan sweaters#randy sees him for the first time and is like I need him in the most carnal way#the passenger 2023#benson the passenger#randy bradley#benson x randy#si yaps
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i am but a benrey looking for his gordon😔
#i need someone who looks at gordon hlvrai and thinks ‘he just like me fr’ and i need them carnally#i’m yearning so fucking hard rn#hlvrai#hlvrai benrey#hlvrai gordos feetman
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“Studies of Elizabeth Woodville […] have been hampered by the continuing fascination with her brother-in-law, Richard III. The Ricardian [and Yorkist] apologetic is now largely dependent upon the argument that the Woodville family posed such a threat to Richard of Gloucester, and the kingdom as a whole, that Gloucester had little option but to take the throne from his Woodville-dominated nephew. Although this argument has [irregularly] been contested, a reassessment of the queen's role in 1483 has not yet been attempted. Michael Bennett, in his 1987 account [...] still dismissed her as `an inveterate intriguer, capable in her vanity and fecklessness of some remarkable shifts and turns'. But more often she is scarcely mentioned in general histories of the period.”
-J.L. Laynesmith, “English Queenship 1445-1503” (thesis for the degree of DPhil in Medieval Studies, University of York, Centre for Medieval Studies, April 1999)
#Every single thing in this remains as true in 2024 as it did when she published it in 1999 btw#historicwomendaily#elizabeth woodville#wars of the roses#my post#Ironically Laynesmith herself is guilty of the same thing: her 'reassessments' of Elizabeth's role are really bad and always favor Richard#(so I don't know how she can call them 'reassessments')#also Laynesmith seems to think that the anti-Woodville argument has been 'repeatedly contested'#I would love to see those arguments because frankly from what I've seen (and I've searched A LOT) they are entirely non-existent#even historians like Rosemary Horrox who analyze Richard III critically retain a very negative and equally condemning view of the Woodville#throughout it all - so I am not sure that counts lol#That being said I'm really glad that Laynesmith pointed out how Elizabeth “is scarcely mentioned in general histories of the period”#because it's absolutely true#Like I said before - even in traditionally negative narratives there is very lacking interest in Elizabeth as a historical figure#She's only relevant for marrying Edward and Promoting Her Family and scheming against Richard#Most historians barely pay attention to her beyond that#The thing about Elizabeth is that she really has the worst of both worlds - she's vilified and diminished in equal measure#This has a lot to do with her brand of vilification; the persistent need to reaffirm Richard of Gloucester's appeal and authority;#and the very specific anomalous place she occupies in this period of time (between the three dynasties)#In the so-called 'era of queenship studies' where other controversial queens like Eleanor of Aquitaine Isabella of France and#MoA were receiving a great deal of attention and reassessments - Elizabeth remained equally vilified but was also#ultimately still dismissed as someone who 'grounded her queenship in her carnality' (with Edward IV) :/#So when recent 'revisionist' reassessments have depowered her still further...not only are they singularly unhelpful and inaccurate#they are also actively contributing to a major element of her negative historiography that has literally been present across centuries#hence why they annoy me so much#(This is also why Elizabeth is often written as a hysteric with haphazard and incoherent motivations in historical novels btw#It's a direct result of the vilification + diminishment combination that's been so persistent with her)
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@small-jar and i are talking abt our funny little dnd plans for fortune and his totally-human-and-not-a-vampire boyfriend and. i got excited. anyways followers meet honamiya he is also a completely original character
(drawing base under cut)
like my art? commission me on ko-fi!
#martzipan#fortune#tw blood#'mars are they kamukoma' nooooo.#.... maybeeeeee#ANYWAYS. this is technically a spoiler but i get early access to the knowledge that he's a vamp bc of yaoi privilege#jar. this motherfucker just dms me 'I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT FORTUNE AND HONAMIYA .' so obviously i have to hear it#and then they started going into vampire talk. and i knew i needed to draw them but i didn't wanna figure out a pose on my own#so OFF to pinterest i went !!!#anywho this hasn't actually happened in-campaign yet. it might not happen in-campaign at all we'll see#bc fortune has not been made aware that hona is a vampire. i imagine he will be learning that soon though#ladies if u have an artist boyfriend who calls u his muse and gifts you jewelry and takes you on little dates#and gets you to reveal your horrible curse and your fear that everything you hold dear is doomed#and tells you that he will be a constant in your life no matter what and that he will not allow himself to be temporary#erm!! be warned !!! when he says he hungers for you he doesn't just mean carnally!!!
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yknow that saber/cu alter art post has me thinking it really is fascinating to me that saber and cu have a ton of similar qualities in choosing a heroic fate they knew would ultimately lead to suffering and like, the core difference between them I feel is that saber chose her heroic ideals for the sake of others and cu chulainn chose it for himself
saber in a lot of ways has a similar potential towards inhumanity/being monstrous the same way cu does (being referred to as a child of dragons, the stoic impassive uncaring face of a king no one really understands, the lion king as a whole is a prime example of this) where you can feed too deeply into one aspect of them but that would never really erase the base, cu alter even as a modified beast king is still proud to have been cu chulainn much in the same way that the lion king or saber alter are still at their core kings trying to support their people for the sake of their ideals. and like for all that those are definitely major parts of their beings it's not their whole, they could certainly Be monstrous and in some respects can be considered monsters but they are not only that,
and like what really makes this fascinating to me is that no one ever really tries to save cu chulainn from his heroism the way people tried to save saber from hers.
so many people saw the cruelty saber committed against herself for the sake of others and have tried to save her from it, which in turn led to their own types of disasters. you cant save the legendary king who already died because she still chose this fate for herself, but people still tried against impossible odds. you cant say that cu chulainn didnt also suffer for his heroism, anyone even halfway familiar with his story knows just how much he suffered for the sake of being a hero, knowing his fate would be that of a short tenure of unmatched glory. even if he did choose it for himself, saber also chose her own fate knowing it would lead to a disgraceful end, just because one did it for his own sake and another did it for the sake of others doesnt erase that it is still cruelty towards oneself to become a hero. and like, they also share the pride in their choices! for all that she knows she has regrets about its fall saber would still choose to be the king of camelot a million times over because it was worth it to her despite the tragedy and suffering, to try and stand for a greater cause as a king and a hero, much in the same way that even if he has way more blood on his hands than he would ever be comfortable with, knowing that there are more victims in his path than actual enemies, cu chulainn is still proud to have been a hero and would always choose to be a hero.
romani once said that once you become a hero you no longer belong to yourself, you are now something beyond human who has given up their chance in order to stand tall among the rest of human history. and i feel like this sentiment is the crux of both saber and cu's dynamics with archer and medb, because both of them see the person instead of the hero.
archer stands in a unique position compared to saber and cu because hes the nobody hero who's arguably suffered far worse than them but for all that he looks down on heroism he still does respect both of them deeply as heroes. hes able to insult cu as hard as he does during their fight at the church because he understands cu and knows how to directly spit on his pride, and as shirou there's every action he took throughout the entirety of fsn to try to connect with and save saber from the burden of being the unmatched king and hero. always understanding but never being understood he is every bit their equal as a hero but he does not really like being a hero. archer understands them as people and cannot accept them as heroes because hes so embittered by his own endless experiences as a hero that he cannot see heroism as anything other than an endless path of bloodshed. and in a lot of ways he is right, neither saber nor cu can deny that their choices as heroes led to far more people dying than they were prepared for, but that doesn't mean they didn't see those choices through to the end, and even now still would. in a similar vein, medb is the "king" equivalent of their parallel the way shirou/archer is the "hero" equivalent: medb does love cu, but she doesn't demand the heroic legacy of cu chulainn to be hers, the very first thing she did in america with a grail was try to alter cu so that he Wouldn't be everyone else's hero but a king who would stand at her side, and yet cu alter still ended up being as equally heroic as cu chulainn because the heroism is a core part of him, you cant take away any part of cu because they are inherent to the whole; cu chulainn may be a monster but he isnt only a monster, he is also a hero. knocknarea and catoria are also part of this, offshoots of the people they are based on where the core of their dynamic is what knocknarea wants castoria to take control of her own destiny and go forth not as a the legend but as the person. oberon describes that the only real difference between medb and knocknarea is that medb is simply the version whose searching for love but knocknarea was always searching for love and the one person she connected to in the century she was around in fairy britain was the child of prophecy meant to absolve the land of its sins, quite literally the hero who has to die in order to save the world.
saber and cu may be wildly different in a lot of aspects but they are ultimately two sides of the same coin on the idea of heroism. neither is right and neither is wrong for what is the best version of a hero or themselves, but what matters the most is that despite the suffering, it was still their choices to be a hero. maybe they could be saved, maybe they were saved, maybe they never needed to be saved in the first place, all of that is secondary to them having made their choices and dying for them. no one ever saved saber because you couldn't save her no matter what, but no one ever saved cu chulainn because he never wanted to be saved.
that is the price of being a hero
#no specific overall point just thinking about the ogs#anyways what i am saying is that they need to double team archer AND be double teamed by medb (singular)#and also something medb desires them the person above them the concept. RBY color wheel craved carnally by the pink one (not on color wheel#fate stay night#fate grand order#zerav meta
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The way you write the scenes between Simon and omega and the tension between them feels like Nazareth by Sleep Token. There's the sensuality that implies a sexual relationship, yet at the same time, it could be lethal if not handled properly
Ugh that is so perfect anon I could kiss you 💋
That is them. That is 100% them. You have no idea
#bless you for thinking of this and bless sleep token for making sexy heart breaking music#how would you even describe their music#i wanna fuck you but let me emotionally destroy you first#you call my writing a rollercoaster try going through their discography#...is that why my writing such a rollercoaster??#i did start listening to them before i posted this fic#simon is so sleep token coded though just in general.#angsty and emotional yet sexy and strong#i need him carnally#let me devour him#chew him up and spit him out#consume him so he's eternally in my soul#universe let me become an eldrich horror i beg of you#answered#sm feralcore
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it will be very funny to see louis, who is having this hallucination of lestat still in a very classy 40s pinstriped suit, actually see lestat in modern day and he'll be in like a ridiculous hair metal revival outfit
#i need them to dress lestat up as aged and stupid as possible#i think it would actually be more funny if lestat is like 'i am a rockstar' and he's just in a cover band that exclusively sings bon jovi#louis is like FUCK he's cringe but i need him carnally#iwtv
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more beans day azul vignette that i really like!!!! orz he’s actually so pathetic it’s really too cute.
#meraki mumbles#riddle really did him a favor without even realizing it omg#and the ‘what in the deep blue sea?!’ line had me giggling omg he’s so silly#AND THE ENDING?????#me before the ending: oh wow azul actually did a nice thing by letting deuce and riddle go wow how very unlike him#azul at the end: get them jack >:)#OOOOO HE’S SO FINE#HE’S A TEN BUT HE GETS TOO INVESTED IN BEANS DAY (so an 11)#omg the fact that he had jack chase after deuce and riddle#that’s actually so 😳#i would let jack chase me if it meant i was being brought back to azul#riddle and deuce are so lucky when will it be my turn?! orz#THE WAY HE HAD SAID ‘after them’ WITH A STRAIGHT FACE TOO…..#for some reason it reminded me of that scene in ‘don’t breathe’ when the woman escapes and the blind man can’t get to her#but then his rottweiler chases after her#OOO THINKING MANY THOUGHTS BUT#beans day azul but he’s an incel >:)#and your beans day outfit is really revealing because slim-fitting clothes make it easier to run and exercise in#orz i need him carnally
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I just had the horrible thought that I need to fall in love because having devastating crushes on beautiful, competent, authoritative women that I desperately want to please is exhausting and I need it to stop
#this one is straight so there's no room for delusion which is good#but my burning need to be her most favorite is eating me from the inside#it IS making me better at my job though#.......i mean i think so but what the fuck do i know#on friday night amongst the grueling psychosexual chaos that ensued a very smart guy that I LOVE said to me#i have no doubts you're gonna be a great psychiatrist actually#i traded a month with him to have another month with her#he's a phenomenologist she's a psychodynamic....ist? rival theories#I don't like most of psychodynamic theory.......so far#but i love the way she works and i can see how well it fits with her manymanyMANY patients and goddamnit i love personality dosorders#so i made the choice to go with her yes and im very torn casue i LOVE that guy and i wish i could become his friend like my bff from my year#also.......kind of dumb of me since I'd only soend two days a week woth her and the other three with very scary ladies#but I've been in scarier situation i can manage#and god when she praises me (silently obv she's only been forward about my merit ONCE and i almost pissed myself like an overexcited dog)#the endorphin rush is........man#but yes i need to work on this.......idk how to define it. closest i can get to explaining it is professional sub space#with strong aspects of praise kink#pathetic is what it is really#but hey if it makes me study harder who fucking cares right#I'm gonna be the smartest most intuitive fucking bitch amongst my peers so if I can't have her (them) carnally then goddamnit#I'LL HAVE THEIR PRAISE AND RESPECT AND ADMIRATION AT LEAST#........I'll be normal again in a week or two i just need to get over these next couple of days of....idk. inflammation i guess#yeah it's just like an infected wound right now#angry red throbbing hot pain#i know the drill it'll be better in a couple of days you just need to not freak out and let it do its thing#it's nice to be mature-r about emotional impulsivity and the shame that comes after an episode of deregulation#it really doesn't have to be a big deal even while it still feels like it#it still hurts but it's like......hour three of a tattoo. it's a bitch but you know it's gonna be over eventually and wriggling won't work#the only thing left to do is enjoying it all while it's happening or trying to#I don't think I'm doing a great job but what're you gonna do right
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oh chara dreemurr, we’re really in it now
#guys who see themself as the literal devil incarnate#who honestly just need to smoke a little weed#not that chara should’ve smoked weed they were like 10#but like if they had lived longer#they would smoke weed#that’s why my Kris is a pothead#keeps them from drawing up plans of murder suicide#jokes aside if Kris wasn’t nonverbal I think they’d be a monologuer like chara#kris sounds like uh Yuri lowenthal part 1 sasuke to me in my head#chara voice: oh isn’t this what it means to be ‘human’. I flinch at the word. my skin crawls at the acknowledgement of how I was born: pity#that my new family is cursed with the knowledge of me myself and I. asriel: yo nigga u want a blunt#chara: thank you dear brother I am normal now and I like being alive let’s not traumatize our parents and each other haha#if they smoked 1 (one) marijuana I believe that so much would’ve been avoided#jk but I do think toriel be smokin elven moongrass#I think she grows her own and used to when she was younger but stopped when she was queen#and it took a few more dead kids for her to start doing it again#she’s definitely doing it when frisk falls down but I think leaves that behind in the ruins#she’s definitely an alcoholic tho. I think it’s slightly better in deltarune but not by much#I think she drinks and gets really upset whenever she’s not busy or with Kris#but I think it’s like. once every month so she’s ’technically’ functioning but if she misses a day she’s fucked for the rest of the month#anyway I want alphys carnally
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Wow I love asshole gay people (things have ALIGNED in the ASTRAL PLANE and Pav is WATCHING SOMETHING?? 🤯)
#Yeah it’s the scott pilgrim anime adaptation~#I actually did see the film originally when I was like nine? I enjoyed the nerd vibes and completely missed ALL the subtext lmao#It was also one of my first experiences of Canada as a concept other than South Park (especially the SP Bigger Longer and Uncut film#which I ALSO was certainly too young for)#It’s kind of funny now having a friend who is actually from the mythical land of Canada 😂 Hi V#BUT ANYWAYS THIS ADAPTATION IS GREAT#Yeah it went bonkers off the rails but I’ve told you guys I LOVE it when the plot feels like it’s just snorted 30 grams of cocaine#Episode 5 is going to live in my head forever. I was howling. Mock documentaries are already a fav trope but that was on another level#I love Wallace too. Homosexual icon. I really do have a soft spot for asses with a charming veneer to them#It’s what I love so much abt soren fe too#I have yet to see how Inigo will spell himself out on the page but I think he’s mellowed out compared to his roots#His game needs some more spice. character. nuance. You don’t quite get it in wafty daydreams 🤔#But from one tangent to another: I swear the next batch of head children whenever they come NEED to have just the silliest of times#YHNN was kind of locked in from the start— the inspiration was THE tragic musically-inclined anime of all time#And younger me just had some strange fascination with suffering and dystopia. So Sad LadsTM it was#But crack-fic is my thing and boy do I want it in my house. carnally#just pav things#Sry for disappearing for 4 days I forgot I actually have to reblog stuff on here 😅😂 I’m alive.
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reading dungeon meshi
#random thoughts#it has the kind of plot i hate where you retread the same plot point repeatedly while making progress elsewhere#like hi falin bye falin#like i cared about them finding falin. then they found her. and now she's gone again.#i don't like marcille but in like. a compelling way. she's my favorite archetype of character who is specifically female for some reason?#lady who thinks her way is the right way and she's morally right and therefore everyone else is wrong#high conscientiousness with low openness to experience. see themselves as agreeable dutiful and restrained while not being any of that#they tend to take on moralistic causes but they usually don't have a defined reason for WHY they're doing it so it just comes off as preachy#and the narrative tends to take their side with no basis in why#like when marcille tried to prove herself with the mandrakes and put everyone in danger and senshi conceded he was ALSO in the wrong???#and even marcille was like 'that wasn't my point at all'#that entire chapter made me mad it was so good#it's also doing that thing i hate when a piece of media introduces too many characters at once#like who's who what's what who is important who should i remember#i love the detail put into the cooking sessions!!!#i love how all the characters are so fucked up and not even in plot-important ways#like chilchuck's cowardice is very important to the plot but senshi was straight-up willing to let a man die for his flavorful cooking lmao#laios is. my man. i need him carnally.#i get that the whole 'got eaten by dragon' thing was not meant to be the Whole Plot but i feel like the background plot is just not my thing#either that or it wasn't set up in a compelling enough way?#idk. im still reading#all in all i think dungeon meshi might just not be my thing? plot-wise i mean. i love the characters and the general premise#of monster biology and environmentalism and cooking and augh#i don't like how everytime senshi corrects marcille on something so far he ends up going 'i guess i also need to learn a thing or two'#like on the mandrakes? the man has FIELD EXPERIENCE he was entirely in the right to prefer his method!!!#and on the environment thing? first of all marcille's whole thing is building artificial dungeons she SHOULD care about the food chain#SECOND OF ALL telling marcille she shouldn't kill so many fishmen isn't playing GOD or whatever#that kraken was a fucking. extenuating circumstance. it was literally there just to make marcille's argument credible#animals killing each other through the food chain is different from marcille using what is essentially a rocket launcher#god i ran out of tags. peace and luv bruvs 🤟 kind of have a hate crush on marcille now. need her
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Actually cry so goddamn hard when I think about Shinjiro Aragaki healing and being loved and having to learn to be okay with himself and being taken care of
#writing him has just been like. OOOOWOEOEOEOOE i piss tears i cant handle this shit this gay ass shit#i came up with an idea for just like a cute short one shot i wanna do soon and hnnnghh im so emo about it#very healing its like very hard to write some of the shit im gonna be writing cuz basically#some of it is just a little too real man and while i crave the angst and the drama i am just like#AND THEN EVERYONE HOLDS HANDS AND ITS OKAY PLEASE DONT CRY PLEASE#and ive mentioned how shinji has accidentally become nb to me now because i just kinda happened to write him that way without meaning to#and now another thing im noticing is that in my fic hes kinda bpd coded#it definitely wasnt intentional but now im accepting it as truth no one can stop me#i just really need him to be happy its more important to me than anything else man i need it for me#and he needs to be gay with aki they need to kissy and i think its funny cuz even in the parts where shinji is mad at aki and pushing him#away its like. he kinda has it bad lol and its clear he feels no actual hatred towards aki but more just self deprecation because he doesnt#feel good enough and like idk i just think about their respective roles in society like#aki is an honor student star boxer hero very attractive very kind very popular got adopted by a rich family#hes going places you know meanwhile shinji is a drop out who never had a family ever hes homeless hes sketchy hes on drugs#his reputation couldnt be any worse and he just leans into it and feels he has no future and hes worthless garbage#and aki could literally have anyone he wants you know he has an army of girls pining over him but he doesnt want them#HE WANTS SHINJI AND NO ONE ELSE HE SPENDS YEARS CHASING AFTER HIM#and shinji HATES it hes trying so hard to push him away and be the crusty delinquent and make aki see how worthless he really is#but aki just doesnt stop he loves him so much makes me sick SICK#and shinji really loves him back hes like not gonna shut up ever about aki hes like either doing it in a gay ass annoyed way#or hes like ‘haha omg aki is so cute though hes always trying so hard to be tough but hes just so sweet and gentle you know i hope he#doesnt push himself too hard if he got hurt id fall apart hes so silly i hope hes eating good i desire him carnally’#yeah sorry gamers this is just a pairing i cant be normal about they mean so much to me personally the fate of the world rests upon them
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