today I will drink so much water & work out & sit under the sun & journal & eat good
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May 8th, Jonathan Harker’s journal
-and opening the heavy window with one wrench of his terrible hand, he flung out the glass, which was shattered into a thousand pieces on the stones of the courtyard far below. Then he withdrew without a word. It is very annoying, for I do not see how I am to shave, unless in my watch-case or the bottom of the shaving-pot, which is fortunately of metal.
Today, Jonathan explores the unique joy of living with someone who has extremely arbitrary house rules. No mirror for Jonathan :(
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Common misconception! The phrase "you have to spend money to make money" isn't about entrepreneurship, it's actually about how you have to buy yourself So Many stupid little treats to survive the horrors of being employed!
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I miss when 5sos tumblr was alive
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you should draw steve/pop [slides a 50 dollar bill]
ummm u can tell i like soda sooo much more than steve in these LMAO...i can never get him 2 look right but . fuckkk i miss them....literally sum of the best ever...childhood bestfriends 2 lovers represent !
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do any other dragon age fans sometimes just. randomly get insanely hyped over dragon age again and redownload all games that haven't been touched in months or years and deliriously start playing them every day, and then brainrot about it for a few months until it dies out.. and then the cycle repeats itself
it's like a fever 😭😭���� i wanted to go to sleep but now im sitting here at 3 am trying to fix my dao again (which stubbornly refused to work and was crashing every few minutes and because of that i last played it like 5 years ago)
I'm like a sleeper agent. once i wasn't thinking about this game for like 2 years until some higher power randomly decided that if i don't get into it again I'll actually disintegrate
anyway i need to see my wife zevran i need to see him so bad please dao be kind to me and let me play—
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