#I mean tumblr will do it automatically

[delta-piscium]

Steve and Eddie don’t tell anyone when they start dating (except Robin, Steve’s not keeping things from her). They would like to figure it out for themselves a bit first. Having six barely teenagers and one tween who mostly do not understand personal boundaries, are all kind of overprotective, and without a filter breathing down the metaphorical neck of their very new and still forming relationship would be a lot, to say the least. So they vaguely agree to be discreet to begin with, but with time they relax into it. They become more touchy with each other and eventually just kind of assume that everyone knows they’re together, completely forgetting they haven’t actually told anyone.

And like, the younger members of the group all notice how they look at each other in a disgustingly loving way, all the lingering touches etc. They come to the conclusion they’re both pining and that they need to set them up.

When they hang out they make sure that the only available seats left are next to each other. They make plans with both of them and then make an excuse to leave early so Eddie and Steve will be left hanging out alone. They casually drop the other one in conversations and watch as both of them light up talking about each other. It goes on for weeks and they’re frankly doing an incredible job creating opportunities for them but neither Steve nor Eddie seem to get it.

Until one day in the middle of summer when they barge into Steve’s house unannounced to use his pool and they find Eddie pressed up against a wall with Steve kissing him.

They all kind of freeze at first but then Steve just smiles and asks them what’s up like he wasn’t shoving his tongue down Eddie’s throat seconds ago?? So they very calmly ask when that happened (loudly yell about how it finally happened and thank god it did because their pining was becoming insufferable.)

Steve and Eddie have the audacity to look confused when they say that though. And even worse ask what they mean. When they’re finished explaining how they’ve been trying to set them up for weeks and how impossible they’ve both been Eddie and Steve are for some reason laughing? It takes them a while to calm down enough to let them know they’ve been dating for months and assumed they all knew. That they thought their attempts at setting them up were their way of showing their support.

They get yelled at some more about communication and not just assume things. And also months? and they didn’t say anything? What else are they hiding? A secret child? (no, you’re our only children). Did they get secretly married? (how could they even suggest they wouldn’t be invited to their wedding?). Did they move in together and also forget the mention it?

And well, the reason Steve had Eddie pressed up against a wall was because he’d asked him to move in with him (and Robin, they’d already gotten an apartment together) and he’d said yes. So like, they don’t live together right now but soon. They don’t tell them this though because there’s still a lot to figure out but they will, eventually.

(a couple of months later they have a housewarming party and realize that yeah, they forgot to tell people this was happening, again.)

[pochqmqri]

PreCure Dream Story #2 (2017) — Kamikita Twins

[starlitvick]

The respect I have for people who have actually been able to read The Odyssey and The Iliad is insane.

I was at the bookstore today buying the newest pjo book and I went to the classics section like “hm maybe I can buy The Iliad and The Odyssey so I can finally read them instead of getting all my information on the plot from video summaries, spark notes, and tumblr” then I grabbed both of them and decided to yk sift through to see if I could actually even read it. I in fact, could NOT read those things. Like the style of English and speaking hurt my brain, I thought the spark notes summaries were brain melting but oh lord the book itself hurt more.

So yeah I did not buy either one and only both wrath of the triple goddess lmao, but I did leave with a lot of respect for the people who have been able to actually read the book because I just can’t

But also if anyone has like a translation of either one that’s easier to read please do recommend and I’ll see if I can get it because I would really like to actually have a copy I can refer to when I need it (a copy I can actually understand that is)

[marimbles]

i miss carpisuns sometimes </3

[utilitycaster]

Queueing to make it clear this isn't a one-time thing or vagueing a specific person and more an irritating trend, but: if you have speculation or a personal wish for a story, that is always totally cool and you can and should post about it to your heart's content but it is pretty irritating to post it on other people's theory posts unless you can construct a logical argument and relate it back to their theory.

You want to see a guest character return? Okay, pitch me how this is related to my post, and why it would make particular sense within the story. You think a ship is going to happen? Great, say something other than "Um, I have eyes" on my post if you want to reply to me. You think this campaign is going to go on until level 20? Do you have an argument other than "I want it to?" Then give it, otherwise this would really be better suited to you making your own post.

You don't need an argument in your own post! I think it's wise to have one if you have any interest in convincing other people (and indeed, I tend to find that if there's a lot of MAN WOULDN'T IT BE COOL evidence- and argument-free posts in the tag for something I wasn't already inclined to like, it will make me feel more unfavorable towards it), but if you're posting for yourself and not to make a point you can and should just say what you want! You do need one when you're shoving it onto mine though because now I'm going to get all the people responding to you and I don't want them. Also when people do this and I don't care for their theory I tend to hide the reblog, or I just make the post nonrebloggable if it takes off and I'm sufficiently annoyed, and now no one can see or respond to the theory because they didn't write your own post and I'm in control! Writing your own posts is great! Please, if you are not directly responding to the content of an original post but rather going off on your own tangent, make your own post instead of getting on theirs.

[sky-daddy-hates-me]

Does no one else check to see when posts were vaguely posted? Especially when they relate to dates or "trending"? Am I going to have to start putting little datestamps on my posts?

[aemiron-main]

im not worried about the ga finding out about the gayness in st (ie byler endgame) at this point/them getting mad over it. what i AM worried (aka also excited about) is when the ga finds out about all of the trans/weird gender stuff in this show. esp with the matrix being confirmed inspo + the whole "henry creel isnt a chick" thing in tfs and patty vs patrick and the line "a boy like me" playing over a scene of karen wheeler putting on lipstick in s3 (lipstick that's the same colour as patty's lipstick in tfs that henry specifically points out). like im not saying patty karen etc are trans but i AM saying that theres some funky matrix-esque allegorical trans and twinner gender swap etc or smthn stuff going on here.

i can already see the headlines once people start to catch onto it- "WOKER THINGS?? MICHAELA WHEELER???? IS STRANGER THINGS MAKING YOUR KIDS TRANSGENDER? A Look Inside Netflix's Big Pharma Big Hit"

[mrreed]

whyyyyy tf are you rbing rapist abuser manson

because i can post anything i want on my blog

[arosnowflake]

TL;DR Breath of the Wild's memories fucking suck at telling its story because the game is deeply bad at understanding what information to prioritize and, by extension, how to effectively utilize its limited time to tell its story. This leads to outright useless scenes that do nothing but waste time, and many others that are just underwhelming and don't do enough with their time. To my personal estimation, perhaps about half the memories are worth including in the game as-is; the others at least needed a rewrite. With about a quarter to half of the story basically wasted, Breath of the Wild's story never manages to live up to its potential, staying infuriatingly mediocre despite an interesting base.

[pup-pee]

i decided 2 write about feelings while listening 2 bark like u want it by sir mix-a-lot

many things r blasting through my head tn

i feel rlly bad 4 all my friends who have 2 deal w/me disappearing all the time((not related 2 health reasons)) but literlly just bc i decided that i think they h8 me

4 no fucking reason

then when i try 2 explain myself i have 2 say how much of an asshole i was 2 them 4 doing so BUT THEN I JUST DONT GET CALLED THAT SO NOW IM CONFUSED

& now i just dont go abck bc i cant wrap my brain around it i dont get it i stopped talking 2 u 4 no reason other than my brain telling me u h8 me 4?? some reason???? & when i come back u just push me off & say it doesnt matter but i think it does I RLLY THINK IT DOES I DONT UNDERSTANDDD

its like im having a 1-man show in my head & im dancing in front of the mirror like wtf am i doing

on 1 side, i love 2 talk 2 ppl i love listening & contributing; BUT THEN ON THE OTHER, IM A SCARED LITTLE WUSS SO LIKE??? I DONTGET IT. I DONT GEETTT ITTTTTTT mayb this is y i was on regulating meds who KNowassosOSOWASsss im so tired

#uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[chill-guy-but-cooler]

The ignorance of people on this site will always confuse me. How are you on THE gay platform and you refuse to think that people can have different lives and circumstances than you LMAOO

[stairset]

Love the idea here that the other rebels' problem with Saw is just that he blows shit up and not the whole "torturing prisoners and endangering civilians" thing

[pa-pa-plasma]

and another thing, I'm sick of people acting like they/them pronouns are just the third gender instead of being gender neutral/outside of the gender binary. idk who decided that they/them pronouns when referring to a person of unknown gender is misgendering & transphobic but they need to go fuck themself i think

[steddieas-shegoes]

in the nicest way possible, i’m begging you to use “read more”s for your longer, writing posts. i adore your writing and would love to reblog it (and also to continue to see it on my dash!) but tbh i’ve considered unfollowing and even blocking you simply because your posts are SO long and not put under a read more

Hi! Thank you!

I do usually put one when I’m posting from my computer, but I have no clue how to do so on the app which is how I post a lot of my stuff. If you know how to, please let me know! I just know they show up with a “view post” on my dash, which to me, feels like the same thing, though I do all of my scrolling on the app, too, and things are probably way different here in this particular hell.

I will certainly try to remember to do so in the future, and will try to go back through some of the longer ones to add one.

That being said, I totally get unfollowing or blocking to make your experience better. I’m sorry if that means not being here anymore, and I hope that doesn’t happen, but sometimes that’s just how it is.

[rayllurn]

I am once again begging y’all to please not repost my gif edits to tumblr and twitter. Like, I’m super nice just ask me if you want to use them and credit me and I’ll say yes!

[arctic-hands]

Very grateful that with one kink with my neuro-ophthalmologist aside (he told my neurologist that instead of a shunt I should get bariatric surgery, but then at my next appointment when I started to bitch him out the apologized and told me my No was enough reason for him to drop the issue), none of my many doctors in Baltimore have ever given me grief for being fat, and in fact every time I do lose weight (unwillingly) they go into panic mode like they're all doing now with this duodenum mystery