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This is dumb and not really a problem but I’ve needed a “tree bag” for a couple years. I have an ikea bag that fits almost all of my tinsel trees but it’s not quite long enough for my under 4ft gold one. And I went to multiple stores so I could actually see the bags but I couldn’t find them so as the holiday was ending they were selling out online so I grabbed one of the last clearance ones available. it just arrived and it is a gigantic monstrosity. This was supposed to make carrying all my trees in one go easy not to bury me and three of my friends in.
I was thinking about cutting it down and sewing it but god that sounds like an exhausting mess. I usually return things when they are wrong but it was such a monster to unravel from the packaging that it is coated in Faf hair.
Clearly my only options are to see if the morgue needs donations or begin my search for several giant tinsel trees.
#I think I am tired#and hopefully tomorrow this won’t feel like the biggest mistake of my life#I mean it is a huge bag#this bag might be able to store every mistake I’ve ever made#it’s so big#It holds a tuba a suitcase a dead dog and a garment bag almost perfectly.#jennhoney personal log
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YOUTUBE SHORT CAN BE FOUND HERE (showing all their little details is just easier in video format)
@canisalbus i made your silly little dog men as a gift for a friend (we frequently scream at each other about them because they are precious and we mutually adore them) and yeah. That’s all. Here they are- Small beans that they are.
#also please excuse my nasty fingers that have paint superglued to them from making Machete’s bag#canisalbus#mchete#vasco#vaschete#clay#cosclay#kawaii style#sculpting#i guess#I mean it is sculpting but that seems like a very formal word for squishy little dogs#also my brother picked up machete before I had painted him (when he was still grey and nondescript)#and looked at me and asked ‘‘why’s he got a bunch of warts on the bag of his head?’’#poor machette and his head warts#I don’t know how else to depict fluff in clay#also I love vasco’s ears so much#they’re so huge and beautiful#small artist#my art#artists on tumblr
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wow...... MANY artists take requests randomly. this isn't the original anon, I just saw your post&was blown away by how rude it was. this anon wasn't even rude. artists are always putting out informationals with like guides on how to speak to them&it's the so egotistical&rude&controlling. I literally won't commission random artists anymore&only my close friends bc of these rules that change artist to artist&don't apply to everyone. anon asked you a simple question&was extremely nice about it&you chose to be an asshole in response. y'all act like you're training rabid dogs or something. just, say no, don't answer, or block the anon. like I can't figure out what ticked you off so much about that. talking to ppl like shit won't help them. it will just make people afraid to speak to you at all. anyways lol you're losing a follower&a fan. maybe let your anger out at the gym or something before you take it out on someone asking an innocent question. they truly probably thought "the worst they could say is no" &you proved them wrong. exactly the reason I no longer commission art from artists who aren't my close friends. my anxiety is too high to deal with the anger&your need to control how other people talk to you(even when it's not mean&they're just asking an innocent question).
Good lordt
Mate, I said "no hard feelings just letting you know this ask came across as rude" after we had a bit of a giggle about how funny it is that they hadn't stumbled upon the specific kind of fanart they wanted to see when IMO it's extremely common in the fandom, and then pointed them to another artist who had already drawn what they wanted to see.
"Don't ask/hint at artists to draw you things for free" is not being rude or demanding or egotistical, it's just a firm boundary. It's not a minefield to navigate, and artists who accept random requests usually say so somewhere in their bio/about. I also think blocking the poor anon would've been way more harsh and unnecessary than letting them know how their behaviour was perceived, cuz if they keep doing it, some other artist is going to be way meaner about it.
#I'm really not trying to be mean here. but I think you saw yourself in that anon and are taking this personally#like I wasn't even angry! if you felt my response was unnecessary and don't want to follow me any more then I get that#but you're acting like I fully unleashed on them and I really didn't#I know it feels from your POV like my response was inconsiderate but my POV is that it's minorly inconsiderate-#of artists' time not to check if they currently take requests before asking for one. Neither their question nor my response were huge deals#original anon if you're out there I'm genuinely not angry at you. If you message me again I'd be happy to link you more trans zoro art#and if you frame this sort of thingas a question like 'have you ever drawn/seen XYZ art?' you're more likely to get a rly positive response#and start a discussion and possibly even bag some new art out of it lol! my advice is to trick us like with cheese under a box trap
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what would you do if a Mosquito landed on ur crotch?
anon...For me its 4am it may be different for you... but I have no brain cells at 1am-5am.
...what is wrong with you?
Buuut in that Scenario.. I'd probably go to hit it on instinct then cry on the floor in pain because I just hit myself on my... Well you know. . Or maybe if I wasn't an idiot I'd wave my hand at the mosquito to get it to fly away, but if it doesn't move.. I'm F*cked!
Thanks for that. Now go to bed. Idc if its 4PM for you Anon. Just go to bed.
#...#B UDJEOWBR9WBS9BRQONFI2OSH2OZNEH#HELP I CAN NEVER SLEEP MY EYES HAVE HUGE BAGS I THINK IM STARTING TO GO CRAZY I DONT KNOW WHO I AM OR THE MEANING OF LIFE DO I EVEN EXIST?!#Uh...#Yes I am real im not crazy life is what you make of it and i am theindescribable1...#Yeah...#Ahh...#WAIT I STILL CANT SLEEP...#WHYYY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY#Wait.. this isn't God's fault... its my dumbass! I just need to pretend to sleep! Aha...#its not working#💀
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arguing with my brother about our late moms photos and hes telling me not to take any of her stuff with me when i move and im like im only taking my baby photos the ones with my name on them and honest to god he said "you didnt even take those photos"......MY BABY PHOTOS? I WAS A BABY
#now im definitely taking her like kitchen decorations sorry you were rude to me now *I* get a hot dog#not sure why he thinks he gets to own both the house and all of her things and take her money from me pretty sure i can take whatever the#fuck i want to that sad little hoarder its all just like...end table stuff like nothing precious#im so mad. hes so stupid and mean#(carrying bags of her stuff like im in pretty woman) big mistake. HUGE.
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ok so im having fun w veilguard i do like the characters but idk it hasnt Hit Me like the other games do. there's just something a little off
#i think it might be healthier tho. the first time i finished trespasser i had to pack for a trip so i was just throwing clothes in a bag and#sobbing... i remember sitting on the couch in total darkness eating a whole bag of mini donuts just thinking about dorian#i mean it HURTS. like i feel it in my chest its almost physical#but im not getting that w veilguard!!!! and i want it!!!! i want to lay in bed daydreaming and making playlists#and starting a google doc to write abt them until it feels like i got it all out#god. its so MUCH and i love it but im not getting there!!!!!!!! and its a huge bummer#its a fun game and there's a lot of things i like but it hasnt taken over my entire mind....#wytxt
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what if i-
best friend clears her whole schedule before she even reads where
-Love is your second nature, love is your language. Love! or whatever that one uquiz said about me
#i love her truly and fully#she bought me so many small things which just reminded her of me in our absence#it was this cute candy that was questionably edible and cute sticky notes and cute small popcorn#and we are both so serious but when it comes to cute little things they mean something to us especially when they come from one another#and she got us these kids friendship bracelets in shape of cats to put on our bags#and i just love her#we dont talk often but every time we do its like a hug#its finally seeing somebody loving me as much as i love them#friendship is sacred and i know ours is to her#0 notes to me#sometimes the love of your life is the friendship we made along the way and i know she would leave her comfort zone for me and i for her#but i cant just........ its pathetic bc i have met her when we were in middle school and i feel like crying sometimes just still seeing her#in my living room#and i dont know i just know she will never abandon me#and only death and pride will make me abandon her and my pride is huge and a monster i would kill just to speak with her if it ever comes#between us#sorry for gushing about one of my closest friends she just wont let me be lonely and dramatic on here today i guess lol
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Trip to the city today... Might be able to buy some more stuff for cross stitching :3
#meg is rambling#i say like I don't have a huge bag and a drawer full of stuff for textile crafts and other things scattered elsewhere#but like. i can get some really cool looking wood-grain embroidery hoops. or multicolour embroidery thread.#I'm going with my brother who has just as little restraint but for paint and crochet 😂#we'll be broke by morning's end lol#but also getting to go to Waterstones too-!!! i love it in there. and my brother wants lush. he loves the bath bombs#by huge bag btw i literally mean like one of those huge zip up laundry bags. it's full of fabrics (mostly misc fat quarters) and aida#and stuff for making things like scrunchies. past few years I've had phases where I make loads of scrunchies lol
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things could always be worse. the shitty small band you started following ironically but accidentally got way too invested in could announce a collab with one of your genuinely great favourite small artists. i would know because it JUST HAPPENED TO ME
#when i say shitty small band i dont just mean their music btw#these people have been in so much drama in the time theyve existed (less than a year) including ripping off bigger creators#stealing music from former collaborators and people not even involved in the band#lying to people about album/song releases and deleting all their shit at random complete with a huge lack of transparency abt it#lying about being related (as in family) to way bigger creators so they can bag collaborations on songs#rebranding whenever they get called out on their bullshit and promising to change and then proceeding to do the same shit#and way more that i cant think of rn#so yeah im slightly bewildered and devastated at the fact that an artist i love who is super talented and unique and overall a good guy#is making a song with these dickwads#im assuming he doesnt know about how shitty they are considering theyve rebranded to a new name since their last huge drama#and have mostly managed to avoid backlash on the same level as before#but still 😭 hoping he gets tf out of there
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New accessory for my bag 💛

(Charm by @ikimaru and it's so adorable!)
#its the weeb bag!#i had a doctor's appointment today and a mother excitedly pointed at my bag to show her son#she looked a little embarrassed when I looked at her because i hadnt heard what she said#but she was super sweet and told me that her son was a huge pokemon fan#i hope thay kid grows up to be a pokemon master if he keeps likong pokemon as he grows up#but now i have a new little thing to add and im all in for it#pair it with my renga hoodie and we are set to go#i miss them so much tbh#they mean everything to me 🥺🥺#hush lils
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I GOT MY BEAUTIFUL BAG FROM @iovitus TODAY AND OH MY GODDDDDDD
#ffxiv#📣 they speak!#this is such a wonderful bag man i mean its HUGE#i can fit everything i need and then some its amazing#and GAH#i can showcase all my iovitus charms too i mean how perfect#THANK YOU AGAIN MAN ITS AMAZING AND ILL SCREAM ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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my mom’s gonna make pillows with me next week. hee hee! she just needs to order materialz
#im gonna make more homemade stuff for my shop ^_^#i think ive already mentioned messenger bags but shirts and pants too. gosh brainbarf on twitter has been such a huge inspiration#☠️dookie.avi🎂#brainb4rf i mean whoops
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“a sicks’ dream come true; coming soon to fanfic channels near you”
#presenting my cursed sleep-deprived brainworm of the day: nagisa gets sold to ft4 for uni fees#or well. more like they’re looking for a live-in assistant dude. thing. or sth. idk#and papa shiranami just sells his son off bc ‘hey it’s literal free real estate!!! plus he’s gonna get paid for the entire deal so why not?’#nagisa initially pitches a fit at his dad a la gamushara yelling scene bc ‘dad!!!!!! how could you just sell me off to some strangers?!!!!’#‘shhhh son; think of the free housing. in ✨t o k y o✨. stuff’s expensive there yk’ ‘but still!!!!!’#so nagi sulkily packs his bags and heads out; trying to motivate himself with thoughts of ‘hey at least i’ll get to see hiyori more often’#then he arrives at the train station and sees our favourite 5-man non-idol gang… and promptly passes out#when he comes to… poor guy finds himself right smack in the middle of a hugeass canopy bed#with dai sitting smugly by the side like ‘the great me carried you back mans. you’re welcome ;)’ with a tip of his cool fedora#and that’s when nagi realises that 1) it’s not a dream and that he actually has to live with his oshis now. and 2) damnnnn this bed is soft#cohabitation shenanigans happen. as they would seeing as the entire gang + rio’s niece live together in this oddly huge megu-owned penthouse#plus free bi-weekly vacations to megu’s family villa bc they can never spend a waking moment without each other#and nagi finds it strange that the group is oddly accomodating of his uni schedule when it concerns his job tasks and such…#or that they collab with lxl (hi hiyori!!!) way more than they should typically be…#but he brushes it off when rio asks him to cook with him or sth idk i mean how often do you get to cook with your oshi????#and idk eventually the jig is up and it’s revealed that hiyori was the one who was accidentally behind the whole thing#like a ‘sorry nagisa i told uchida that you’d be moving here too but lxl were there the entire time and they went and got ft4 to buy you’#or something kinda thing. idk. bc everything has to be lxl’s fault; even when they’re just lurking in the bg#i’m def gonna regret this later lmao. it’s almost 2.30 in the am; i have not written in months; and i’ve never read a sold to 1.d. fic ev er#this is the kind of cosmic horror that only sleep-deprived brains can cook up ig…….. oh wells#it is suiyoubi my dudes#the dude from gamushara
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@beatingheart-bride
"I have no doubt of it," he replied earnestly and honestly, as he leaned up against her in return, smiling from ear to ear at the notion as he added, "I think they'd love you, Emily."
Had they been through a lot as a couple-more than he knew, admittedly, given the life (or something like it) they'd lived in the future? Yes. Would his parents hold that against her? No, he didn't think so. He just couldn't see his parents...blaming her for his death; no, he had a feeling, if Nicholas Pennyworth ever (somehow) wormed his way into heaven, his parents would give him a right good thrashing, knowing he was to blame for the death of not only their son, but their daughter-in-law as well.
"I mean, you...you love me!" Randall went on to say, as he gazed up thoughtfully at the night skies just outside the window. "You were willing to give up everything you'd ever known just to run away and marry me-I know my ma didn't have to give up as much as you do, but she did sacrifice a lot of her relationships with people she'd known forever to be with my pa, people she thought were her friends...knowing everything you were willing to leave behind in order to start a new life with me...I think they'd be very...moved, by that, seeing that you were happier with me; that we made each other so happy...
...and...I think they'd be furious not at you, but at our murderer," he asserted (would-be murderer now, I hope, he thought to himself). "It wasn't your fault, Emily, and I think they'd see that. They'd see that we love each other, all we've done and would do for each other, and...well, I just think they wouldn't see it all as trouble. I know I don't see it as you getting me into trouble."
Why would he? Was it really trouble if it was all for love? No, he didn't feel that way. It wasn't trouble, not to him.
#((it does! they're willing to do it; to risk what some may call eternal damnation))#((if it means they get to be ever-present in the lives of their son; their daughter-in-law))#((and their future family! i could absolutely see them having reservations at the start))#((naturally; vampirism is something not usually smiled upon; seen as a curse; becoming a monster...))#((...but they've also come to know emily and see that she is not a monster; she loves their son))#((and has loved him even in the intervening years between his death and reincarnation))#((and if they can make emily's un-life easier by staying by her side))#((being able to support her and randall? then it's really not a hard choice for them to make!))#((and i could see june doing that! i could imagine none of the paces would be down))#((for what tv tropes calls 'breaking and bloodsucking'; so bags of blood would be the way to go i think!))#((seriously! what a turnaround for emily-going from being alone for ages))#((to being welcomed with open arms into a loving family who will walk eternity with her))#((that's huge; and is gonna mean so much to her!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Days of Future Past
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Who else getting into fights with local businesses about trans inclusion and being very stressed about it this fine Wednesday afternoon
#its always the way that what they do is such a small thibg and you go hey dont fucking do that#and then it gets escalated to a huge thing and somehow makes you feel like youre overreacting#when all you asked was dont do that thats weird#anyway they're full of shit#and its so annoying because its the local board game cafe and i fucking love the board game cafe#unfortunately the owners can suck a huge bag of dicks#also had to reschedule my disability support meeting and idk if shes going to see it in time#being alive has just been so stressful today why cant people just be normal! literally just be normal#notmal as in be kind to eachother and say what you mean#other than that be a fucking freak#al is talking
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IM STILL GOING INSANE OVER THAT LAST REBLOG IVE BEEN YEARNING FOR A MILES&PETER ONGOING SERIES FOR YEARS IM JUST 1?1?!?!@#?!>3>?!2?!?2!??!@??3`>SDf?as? ?s THEY FINALLY LET IT HAPPEN. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WANTED THIS FOR SO LOOONGISDGJSAKDJGKA
#BREATHES IN AND OUT OF A PAPER BAG#AND NO CAUSE LIKE IVE BEEN YELLING IN MY HIDEYHOLE TWITTER FOR AGES AND AGES NOW ABOUT MY NEED FOR THE TWO OF THEM TO HAVE THEIR-#RELATIONSHIP EVOLVE BECAUSE LIKE !?!!?! ?!? ? THEY ARE SUCH PERFECT FOILS OF ONE ANOTHER AS A PAIR OF HEROES THAT SHARE A TITLE#AND AND!!! THEY HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO BOUNCE OFF OF EACH OTHER#I MEAN YES!!!!!! I AM HUGE FANS OF BOTH OF THEM BUT AUGH. AUEUGH.!!! J1JFGKSDF#i think objectively they contrast one another and highlight each others traits in such interesting ways#I THINK YOU COULD WRITE SUCH FASCINATING CHARA FOCUSED STORIES WITH THEM!!!!#ok im normal again. im normal. im normal im normal im n#smtag
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