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jalluzas-ferney · 4 months ago

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High school au where Kai trains Wyldfire to be on the football team and ofc she ends up being a fucking BEAST ab it.

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autism-swagger · 5 months ago

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I sincerely hope you all know that when I say "baby butch Jackie Taylor who died before he had a chance to realize/explore it" I'm not just pulling that out of my ass. Literally just look at the outfits she wears over the course of season 1.

Are they the most masculine things ever? No, of course not! But when you compare them to the outfits we see her wear before the crash, when they're still in Wiskayok?

It paints a very interesting picture.

#and those are just the ones I managed to get fullbody screenshots of #hell even on the plane (before it crashed) she was wearing more masculine clothing!#there's something very interesting about Jackie dressing hyperfeminine when she's at home #(even her soccer uniform is more feminine than everyone else's!)#and packing mostly masculine clothing when she leaves #I'd argue that Jackie wanting to explore more masc clothing/a more masc identity could be read as subtextually canon #the difference in hair is interesting too! I'm just now noticing that she has it up in most of the Wilderness pictures #which could mean nothing #Jackie tag #Yellowjackets tag #og fandom post tag #yellowjackets #jackie taylor

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here-comes-the-moose · 15 days ago

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*in the Rebellion inside Echo’s minivan ship*

Rebel, showing Echo some photos: Yeah these are my kids. A boy and a girl. I do this all for them. How many do you have?

Echo: I have five.

Rebel: Aw you must have your hands full! How old are they?

Echo: Four are 312 months and the youngest is 156 months.

Rebel: …

Echo: …

Rebel, trying to do the math: How old did you say you were again?

#this was inspired by those boy mom satire videos where it’s like ‘my baby boy is only 400 months old 😭’#and the fact that I strongly headcanon that the remora is basically like a stereotypical soccer mom minivan on the inside #youve got snacks you have capri suns there are puke bags for if anyone feels sick #there’s something that’s been left behind by one or more kid #everyone in the rebellion wants to go on missions with Echo because they want those capri suns goddammit #they were all surprised to learn that he wasn’t ‘technically’ a parent #because what do you MEAN the ‘kid’ calling echo because his stomach hurt is actually a former sniper in his twenties #or that the main consumer of the capri suns is an absolute TANK of a man #star wars tbb #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #incorrect bad batch quotes #arc trooper echo #tbb echo #mama echo #mama echo monday #mama echo strikes again #incorrect tbb quotes

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yennia · 15 days ago

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The media whenever Max says Oscar isn't a second driver:

"HE IS MANIPULATING OSCAR. HE'S PAYING MINDGAMES TO SABOTAGE MC'LAREN" ☠️👹😡😈

Max in reality:

"This is my yapping nerd child have I told you how amazing he is". I'm gonna brag about him to anyone like one of those overbearing soccer moms on Thursday practice. "I won't stand for this second driver slander this is my fxkin child we're talking about. I actually already singed the adoption paper's". Charles better not hear any of this or he'll singlehandedly destroy Mclaren.💅😇👨‍👨‍👦💕

🧡💙 (Yapping buddies) 💙🧡

#lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen #oscar piastri #that's his son your honor he won't let anyone discredit or badmouth him #soccer moms are scary never and i mean never ever start a fight with them #he's just a proud dad #3316 #1633

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the-physicality · 2 months ago

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thinking this labor day about all the athletes in women's sports who didn't have a stable league, who were only making decent money from a spot on their national team, who had to fight to get even a fraction of what they deserve. who spent their prime without a club league or the infrastructure to propel the sport. who came of age after title 9 in the usa [forcing schools to fund women/girls’ sports], the ones who fought for cbas and are only seeing big change at the end of their careers or after their careers concluded. who didn't have the media attention before, but are now showing just how much they can sell out stadiums and arenas. the players who played year round because overseas teams paid athletes what they were worth. athletes who endured and reported harassment but the league never took appropriate action. athletes who never had the media attention or ability to monetize their talent but who had careers that were just as impressive as the stars of today. who did it without the help of the science, technology, and medicine we have today. who set records with less support and fewer games in a season, which will be broken by kids who have had personal trainers since high school. athletes who played great games that are no long available to view, their talent no longer archived and accessible for young or new fans. athletes who still don't have a league or are just getting one in 2024. athletes who took it upon themselves to create change for which they will never reap the full rewards.

#this is across the board stuff #it's about the wnba the nwsl the pwhl and all the preceding leagues across the sports #im not athletic or good at sports but i do love the social sciences #it is the natural evolution of sport but there are lost generations #like in soccer abby wambach marta christine sinclair none of them had a club league in their prime #like cynthia cooper is the only other true guard that won mvp and she won it twice but you can't watch games from back then #women's hockey in north america is a newer story and perhaps more complex but still the stories of going from chartered planes in college #to not that in what is supposed to be a professional league #this is one of the reasons why i think we need more athlete's memoirs #like of course i want the juicy off court stuff i'm human but the amount of organizing and advocacy that athletes have had to do #nwsl #wbna #pwhl #and i want to be clear i'm not subtweeting specific players here in a mean way it's just facts #that if you are playing more games per year in your prime and you have more advanced knowledge #about recovery and training you have more opportunities to raise the bar #i actually get emo about this stuff all the time but i figured it's topical today

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scholliski · 9 months ago

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do you think pro-team Neil, Andrew, Matt etc would be hockey level famous or like football/basketball level famous for example, because no matter how good of a hockey player you are you can still live a relatively normal life and the best NHL player would still barely earn as much as a rookie NBA player, like what level of fame are we talking here?

#by football I mean soccer #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #the foxhole court #tfc #andreil #all for the gay #aftg shitpost #shitpost

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angesaurus · 2 months ago

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Sometimes a soccer mom (who is only a soccer mom because her husband has decided to coach both kids, which equals practice 3 nights a week, 2 games on Saturdays, attending 3+ hour board meetings, and run tournaments/be in charge of things plus coach for money for a whole company on Sundays) doesn’t really want soccer mom merch for her birthday…. What a concept right?!?!?

#anyway #it’s my birthday #and I’m tired #I would have preferred nothing tbh lol #but sure get me ANOTHER sweatshirt about soccer #and a huge ass chair to sit in during games #it’s so ugly lol #my chair is old but I mean I just would like my husband to recognize that he can only do what he does because I sacrifice SO MUCH #so the soccer mom presents just seem a bit stale #I dunno #birthdays are stupid #and I’ve never enjoyed mine #hoping for a nice day at work though

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iniyaas · 3 months ago

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TBH, I am wondering if soccer is his true calling, after all.

Say, (off the top of my head) compared to Isagi who watched Noel Noa growing up, loved football, and wanted to become a striker? or even Sae, who been playing soccer with the dream to go pro since young? Chigiri, Reo, even Ness? He was top in his games through school and that's why he wanted to try out at Basmun. iirc, except for Hiori, most of the blue lockers had a dream to pursue soccer as a profession, right?

But Kaiser picked up professional football, cuz, well .... that was the only way he could be bailed out of prison? He has been playing soccer only for the last 4 years. The way he describes his initial days at Basmun, it's as if only after hitting those guys, he got to know that soccer is a team sport of 11 players. Similar to Nagi, but Kaiser is still a bit different from Nagi,

Looking at his profile:

unlike Nagi, I imagine Kaiser would have opened himself to any kind of profession without external stimulus, as long as it earns him money. He wants to explore human behavior, connections and psychology. He seems interested in meeting new people (but, ofc, study them under the microscope and never open up to anyone himself)

and outside of his resident-nuisance mask, he seems more of a quiet observant introvert who likes reading books. Philosophy and psychology, yes; but I feel he likes reading anything with human characters; he wants to know more of other's thoughts and outlook of the world, and so.

Really.

He could have become anything if given a chance. Yes, his first "gift" to himself was his ball, and his only company throughout childhood. And yes, his 'identity' was born when his ball was attacked.

But this doesn't mean his calling was particularly for soccer.

Because. What arose in his heart atm was simply the desperate desire to 'protect' his only 'friend', his 'fellow piece of shit' from getting 'hurt'. Michael was used to getting abused, but the moment he saw his 'friend' might get hurt, he lost his shit. He would have reacted the same way if it was another toy, or for a younger sibling he doted on, or if he had a human friend whom he really adored.

(Of course, Kaiser being Kaiser, understood the birth of his identity differently, though.

He thinks he got his first impulse of pleasure from kicking the cops, and not from the instinct of 'protecting his friend'-- from despair of others, and not from love of his own heart)

but I digress.

What I am saying is that I can see him fitting in any kind of profession. Going to college? Becoming a writer? Method Acting? Lawyer? Heck, he can go to managerial heights in corporate and overthrow governments? Like anything!

Nothing in his profile reflects a strong calling for soccer in particular. Just an observation.

#blue lock #michael kaiser #blue lock spoilers #this is just an au kinda idea #obvs we are in a sports manga and he will become a soccer player #but unlike others in bllk or even other sports manga #this guy's inspiration to become the world's best striker is rather....#unrelated to soccer itself #he never got the chance to explore his options and took what lifeline was thrown his way #i understand his situation ofc but still a little sad #it's like he was brought from one cage and thrown into another #oh and this also means he is not a soccer prodigy in particular #he can excel in literally anything he does #he is resourceful and calculates his chances perfectly #man is terrifying if you stop and think about it katagiri yuichi in the making #born to supervillain in shonen forced to kick a ball around in shojo

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morphedphase · 4 months ago

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Gone too soon....

You would have loved carpooling to a soccer game...

#i mean this thought has plauged me for months now #so i had to had rid of it #soccer?#how american #its football 😤#but oh well soccer fits here #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin #leon bbc #arthur pendragon #bbc #bbc knights #gwaine bbc

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human-for-tonight · 6 months ago

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tbh I think the biggest difference between watching women's hockey and women's soccer so far is that the soccer commentators are standing like 3 feet apart meanwhile the hockey commentators are practically sitting in each other's laps while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes

#ive decided to try to get into soccer because hockey will be ending soon and the creation of bay fc means i have a local team to root for #i do also hate how timing works in soccer. why would you do this. im sure theres a reason but why. its so stupid #anyway watch the pwhl for free on youtube and the nwsl for free on nwsl+#pwhl #nwsl

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faynke · 7 months ago

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Some DCMK doodles I've been meaning to post for like a month now lol

#3rd one is just: POV your tried to murder someone and a child knocked you out with a soccer ball #the first was a style challenge thing and the second is a palette thing #nothing super nice akfakjfakfj but i do wanna share art more often and that means i gotta post the not polished stuff to lol #dcmk #shinichi kudo #conan edogawa #kaitou kid #kaito kuroba #my art #do not repost

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shineemoon · 1 year ago

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Q: What will you say to yourself if you are able to meet him on the night prior your debut, 15 years ago? 🐰 : Too nervous! Take a calming pill! 🐹 : You will still look the same whether you eat or you don’t so just eat ~ 🐿️ : Stop thinking & sleep. 🐥 : The best choice I made in my life

Q: If I were to describe myself with a SHINee song? 🐰 : JoJo 🐹 : CODE 🐿️ : Like A Fire 🐥 : 1 of 1 🐥 : I shall decide on the songs for hyungs too 🎵🎵🎵 🐰 : Wish Upon a Star 🐹 : Lucifer 🐿️ : Woof Woof

Q: If he did not debut as SHINee, what occupation will he be having?

#SHINee #onew #key #minho #taemin #lee jinki #kim kibum #choi minho #lee taemin #I love them #'the best choice I made in my life' taeminah😭💕#some answers are so unserious like jinki what do you mean kibum would be a soccer player????????😂

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qprstobin · 15 days ago

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I just don't understand how we can have nearly four seasons of a show telling us (albeit badly) that high school drama doesn't matter, that both "jocks" AND "nerds/outsiders" have prejudices that they need to get over and somehow a vast majority of you seem to think that joining a sport is evil and only by being into nerd shit are you being truly authentic with yourself

#fandom wank #oh im sure im losing whatever followers i have left with this spiral i have barely participated in fandom lately but like i said #seeing the dustin excerpt just made me sad and mad #the three athletes are genuinely probably three of the most authentic people in the show to the point thats a part of all their character #arcs #by three athletes i mean steve lucas and robin #but yet lucas gets treated like he betrayed his friends steve is constantly portrayed like hes lying to himself #and most people forget that robin was on the soccer team bc they place her so firmly in the band nerd category

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monicagissel · 4 months ago

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England NT has a new curse.. make every game boring and make the other team boring.