#I love this idiot boy
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what I love most about Spayar is that he acts like a whore while being the most boring basic bitch imaginable.
but not just in the sense that he sleeps around (he does). But he's all easy smiles and graces and goes out partying and shit. He easily tells you pretty lies that fill your head with all the assurances he's not going to knife you in the back. He'll sell you out in an instant. He'll sell himself out for the right price. He's got the biggest trickster god in the pantheon whispering in his ear just for the hell of it. It's fun. Could be a good story. Even helps him with a silver or poison tongue when needed.
You have what he wants? Name a price. The only thing he won't do is sell out Von
But on the inside he hates doing all of it. He just wants to be a fucking home body and hang out with his mom in the garden and help his dad make magic jewelry. He wants to follow all the stupid rules imaginable and have boring sex with the same person every time until he dies. None of this fuckery with the royals. None of this backstabbing with nobility. None of the drama that comes from being the d'aelar.
Spayar is the most edgy fuck you've ever seen. Dresses all in black. Opens his mouth for anyone who can benefit him. Whips his dick out if it gets him the golden goose. And in general in just a man whore style person who desperately just wants to talk about metal weight vs mass to anyone who will listen.
The problem is he's fucking good at it and that's why he can't just be the boring silver smith he should have been.
#rattling#fey alliance#I love this idiot boy#he neVER gets his peaceful life either#I am fucking with it literally until I put his ass in the grave#and yes I have planned out his life enough to know that#be it Von or Altara or Kharla#some fucking Le'Acard is ruining Spayar's fucking life
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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It's time I shared art on here after a hot minute, PEAK LORD SY AU LESSSGOO
Extra close ups!!
#jiuyuan#shen yuan#shen jiu#svsss#scum villian self saving system#I love these idiots with all my heart#SJ is just a good boy
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Merlin: Oh, you’ve got something on your face
*licks his thumb and swipes Arthur’s check*
Arthur, not even batting an eye: Thanks
Uther: What the fuck?
#this is canon i saw it happen#merlin loves that boy so much that’s his king!!#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#merlinmylove#bbc merlin#once and future idiots#uther pendragon
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Izuku: I don’t know, I feel like I couldn’t be a hero without a quirk!
Bakugou:
Bakugou: Yeah, so, there’s this quirkless middle school kid, who ran to help me, while grown ass heroes sat and watched. He fought for me, with his bare hands and tears in his eyes. Even if I gave him every reason not to. He’d like to tell you that’s bullshit.
Izuku: oh my god, that’s AMAZING! Who is that?! I have to thank him!
Bakugou:
#Katsuki ‘izuku Midoriya Stan’ Bakugou who just realized he’s in love with the biggest idiot in the galaxy: my old hag was right.#I need to turn straight somehow#Izuku is his own biggest obstacle and I want to punch that boy in the face#and cradle his head gently etc etc#izuku midoriya#midoriya izuku#bakugou katsuki#bkdk#bakudeku#my hero academia#mha#bnha#incorrect quotes
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kirk & spock in star trek: the original series (1966— 1969)
I fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong. An emotional Earth weakness of mine.
#star trek tos#star trek#james kirk#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#spirk#k/s#fellas ive started tos for the first time#and Boy Howdy Do i Love These Two#i knew they were gay but like.....#they both enjoy each other SO MUCH#its insane to me#starfleets finest idiots. truly.#so smart and yet. no braincells#i love them.
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"Do you remember us?"
The song I was listening to hehe just started mgsv (:
#bbkaz#vkaz#mgsv#mgs#mgsvtpp#kazuhira miller#venom snake#kaz makes me feel sooooo much ugh i love him. my fav boy in this circus of idiots#my art#i havent been drawing for myself in quite some time and i like how this turned out :D this art block is taking too long to go away#have you ever been afraid of drawing? yeah me rn
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I've convinced three people now to watch Dead Boy Detectives and every single one of them has texted me after the first episode like "It's sweet how Charles is clearly so in love with Edwin!"
The only person who has not clocked this boy's obvious bisexual crush remains Charles Rowland himself.
#not what I expected my first original post in this fandom to be#(hi! I only watched the show within the last few weeks and I've been busy >_<)#but I cannot get over how charles is incapable of beating the allegations#he'll figure it out eventually but he'll be the last one to figure it out (light-hearted)#dbda#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#payneland#eposts#tag edit: you guys are so right I was so caught in the euphoria of these two idiots being in love that I lived in a world#where edwin also knows charles is bisexual 😭
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My favorite post confession Edwin, is the one that’s happy and comfortable with their relationship, and therefore uses his newfound understanding/acceptance of himself, to ruthlessly and shamelessly fluster Charles any chance he gets.
#like yaasss#get loved idiot#seriously just love when he openly acknowledges and brings up being in love with Charles#edwin payne#edwin paine#charles rowland#payneland#paineland#dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#our ghosts matter#best ghosts i know#Emi’s rambling fandom thoughts
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mood.
#why is he always falling bro HAHA#he’s such an idiot i want to make love to him#i miss steven grant#steven grant supremacy#steven grant x gender neutral reader#steven grant x y/n#steven grant x reader#steven grant#marc spector#marc spector x reader#jake lockley#jake lockely x reader#jake lockley imagine#and moonknight my sweet boy#moon knight mcu#egyptian god of the moon#moon boys#god of the moon#moon knight system#moon knight x reader#moon#konsu#ancient egypt#egypt#egyptian#egyptology#egypt tours#the prince of egypt#denial is a river in egypt#egypt travel
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I think I've already made a post about this MONTHS ago but the valgrace nation wasn't as active back then so the post didn't reach that far, but I'm reviving this now, to say that it's canon jason and leo played mario party six on chiron's gaming room together :>
#THE WAY 'IDIOT MODE' IS AN INSIDE JOKE BETWEEN THE TWO ONLY#calypso and piper where? lmao. something about piper being completely clueless to this is so funny to me 😭😭#some valgrace canon fluff for y'all#I love them being normal silly teenage boys together. leo really helped jason live the teenage dream for as long as he possibly could :<#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#leo valdez#valgrace#hoo#heroes of olympus#blood of olympus
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@theartistisme43 Scarred Bois render dump!
A bunch of renders of Scarred SMG4 and SMG3 being a loving couple!
These guys consistently make my heart melt with how Cantro writes and shows their loving relationship as husbands.
I also named all of these so enjoy!
"Gentleman"
"A Loving SQUEEZE"
"Super Gay Asses"
"Longingly"
"Spy Duo"
"A Spy's Dance"
"Morning Kiss"
"How'd That Get There"
Hope you all enjoy these Super Meme Gay Guardians <3
#smg4#smg4 fanart#smg3#gmod#gmod screenshot#gmod art#smg34#smg3 smg4#smg4 smg3#smg43#smg34 fanart#smg43 fanart#scarred verse#scarred smg3#scarred smg4#scarred smg4 au#smg4 au#smg4 smg4#smg3 x smg4#smg4 x smg3#smg4 fluff#Cantro's scarred bois#i love these idiots so much#theartistisme43
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he finally figured out how to use the washing machine!
non-gif version:
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#gif warning#gifs that will wash your wools in high heat and not understand what went wrong warning#oh malleus. oh my boy.#he was SO PROUD#he STUDIED and PRACTICED#i love this idiot#the mental image of everyone else in diasomnia silently watching mal trying to wash his clothes in the kitchen sink#how have none of them figured out what a goober he is yet
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As much as I love (and understand) everyone being wild about Edwin in Port Townsend, you can't tell me that clients don't fall in love with Charles left and right, too.
Have you seen the boy?
The softest, warmest brown eyes you could imagine, surrounded by the longest lashes. A nose so regal it would make Greek sculptors cry with joy. Cheekbones so sharp you could cut a diamond on them. Curls you want to card your fingers through and never stop again. A smile so brillant it could replace the sun.
I'm sure there's an army of people just swooning over Charles back in England.
And Edwin? Edwin would have hated that ever since it happened the first time, but now he knows why it hurts that much when someone calls Charles babe or luv or darling and I am pretty sure that that would make it so much worse.
#dead boy detectives#payneland#painland#paineland#charles rowland#edwin payne#yes i am still unwell about them#surgery is nothing compared to my love for these idiots#and yes i am very slowly writing a fic about edwin being jealous and that's where this is coming from
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✨ Here you go, guys! The companion portrait to Aziraphale that I did forever ago. I know it took me a long time, but it had to be done. As I was choosing pieces to go to print, I realized that Azi’s portrait couldn’t go without his demon…they are a set after all!
#artists on tumblr#digital art#ipad art#good omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#aziracrow#crowley x aziraphale#neil gaiman#david tennant#crowley demon#demon crowley#good omens fanart#good omens fanwork#good omens s2#good omens s1#david tennant good omens#david tennant fanart#david tennant art#i love good omens#look he’s pretty#good demon#lover boy#digital portrait#portraiture#portrait art
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Transporter Scott !!
#scott smajor#scott smajor fanart#scott fanart#smajor fanart#new life smp#new life scott#new life fanart#he is so silly#i love this idiot#brain go brrrr#my boy my baby boy#my art
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