#I love this idiot boy
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ahungeringknife · 1 year ago
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what I love most about Spayar is that he acts like a whore while being the most boring basic bitch imaginable.
but not just in the sense that he sleeps around (he does). But he's all easy smiles and graces and goes out partying and shit. He easily tells you pretty lies that fill your head with all the assurances he's not going to knife you in the back. He'll sell you out in an instant. He'll sell himself out for the right price. He's got the biggest trickster god in the pantheon whispering in his ear just for the hell of it. It's fun. Could be a good story. Even helps him with a silver or poison tongue when needed.
You have what he wants? Name a price. The only thing he won't do is sell out Von
But on the inside he hates doing all of it. He just wants to be a fucking home body and hang out with his mom in the garden and help his dad make magic jewelry. He wants to follow all the stupid rules imaginable and have boring sex with the same person every time until he dies. None of this fuckery with the royals. None of this backstabbing with nobility. None of the drama that comes from being the d'aelar.
Spayar is the most edgy fuck you've ever seen. Dresses all in black. Opens his mouth for anyone who can benefit him. Whips his dick out if it gets him the golden goose. And in general in just a man whore style person who desperately just wants to talk about metal weight vs mass to anyone who will listen.
The problem is he's fucking good at it and that's why he can't just be the boring silver smith he should have been.
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egophiliac · 4 months ago
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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eggsolotl · 4 months ago
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It's time I shared art on here after a hot minute, PEAK LORD SY AU LESSSGOO
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Extra close ups!!
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merlinmylove · 24 days ago
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Merlin: Oh, you’ve got something on your face
*licks his thumb and swipes Arthur’s check*
Arthur, not even batting an eye: Thanks
Uther: What the fuck?
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bruciemilf · 2 months ago
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Izuku: I don’t know, I feel like I couldn’t be a hero without a quirk!
Bakugou:
Bakugou: Yeah, so, there’s this quirkless middle school kid, who ran to help me, while grown ass heroes sat and watched. He fought for me, with his bare hands and tears in his eyes. Even if I gave him every reason not to. He’d like to tell you that’s bullshit.
Izuku: oh my god, that’s AMAZING! Who is that?! I have to thank him!
Bakugou:
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agentromanoffsir · 3 months ago
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kirk & spock in star trek: the original series (1966— 1969)
I fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong. An emotional Earth weakness of mine.
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benipray · 2 months ago
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"Do you remember us?"
The song I was listening to hehe just started mgsv (:
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chaoticke-rambles · 3 months ago
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I've convinced three people now to watch Dead Boy Detectives and every single one of them has texted me after the first episode like "It's sweet how Charles is clearly so in love with Edwin!"
The only person who has not clocked this boy's obvious bisexual crush remains Charles Rowland himself.
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emi-the-gremlin · 4 months ago
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My favorite post confession Edwin, is the one that’s happy and comfortable with their relationship, and therefore uses his newfound understanding/acceptance of himself, to ruthlessly and shamelessly fluster Charles any chance he gets.
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moonyflesh · 10 months ago
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mood.
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somewhereincairparavel · 5 months ago
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I think I've already made a post about this MONTHS ago but the valgrace nation wasn't as active back then so the post didn't reach that far, but I'm reviving this now, to say that it's canon jason and leo played mario party six on chiron's gaming room together :>
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michaelscorneroftheinternet · 4 months ago
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@theartistisme43 Scarred Bois render dump!
A bunch of renders of Scarred SMG4 and SMG3 being a loving couple!
These guys consistently make my heart melt with how Cantro writes and shows their loving relationship as husbands.
I also named all of these so enjoy!
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"Gentleman"
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"A Loving SQUEEZE"
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"Super Gay Asses"
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"Longingly"
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"Spy Duo"
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"A Spy's Dance"
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"Morning Kiss"
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"How'd That Get There"
Hope you all enjoy these Super Meme Gay Guardians <3
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egophiliac · 1 year ago
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he finally figured out how to use the washing machine!
non-gif version:
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coloursflyaway · 10 months ago
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As much as I love (and understand) everyone being wild about Edwin in Port Townsend, you can't tell me that clients don't fall in love with Charles left and right, too.
Have you seen the boy?
The softest, warmest brown eyes you could imagine, surrounded by the longest lashes. A nose so regal it would make Greek sculptors cry with joy. Cheekbones so sharp you could cut a diamond on them. Curls you want to card your fingers through and never stop again. A smile so brillant it could replace the sun.
I'm sure there's an army of people just swooning over Charles back in England.
And Edwin? Edwin would have hated that ever since it happened the first time, but now he knows why it hurts that much when someone calls Charles babe or luv or darling and I am pretty sure that that would make it so much worse.
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kaeraesketches · 9 months ago
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✨ Here you go, guys! The companion portrait to Aziraphale that I did forever ago. I know it took me a long time, but it had to be done. As I was choosing pieces to go to print, I realized that Azi’s portrait couldn’t go without his demon…they are a set after all!
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itsoddissey · 2 years ago
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Transporter Scott !!
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