#I love this freaky lil lad

[krenenbaker]

I. LOVE. HIM.

I absolutely ADORE Finn!! ooh, he's so clever! such a schemer! so quiet and SO INTIMIDATING (ノ´Д｀)ノ～♡

also... Ace, honey, you have much to learn about the students of this school.

Obviously Finn was an Octavinelle student, so he was probably fairly shady, but if Azul lumped him in the same category as Trey of all people than surely there was a chance at mercy? A chance at... freedom, perhaps?

Ace... there's a reason why Finn and your vice-housewarden are in the same category. And it's not why you may wish ^v^ (It's the same reason why Trey is on Idia's “Turbo Sus Vice Housewardens to Be Avoided at All Costs Rankings” with Rook being the only one higher on the list... Trey's SKETCHY)

AND FINN'S UNIQUE MAGIC!!! AAAAAAAA YES!! that was SO COOL to see it in action!!!

this was a very finn fun read :D

Summary: Ace, trapped as an anenome, gets a new supervisor- Finn Clearcove. He's weird and awfully quiet, but Ace figures he can get him to lend a hand in this awful anenome situation. Surely nothing will go wrong, right?

(Pls reblog and leave a comment ❤)

The Quiet Octavinelle Student

Ace Trappola was not good at owning up to his errors. He was stubborn and headstrong, refusing to back down once he had made decision unless it was clear that it would affect him negatively.

Right now, though, was an exception.

Making a contract with Azul Ashengrotto was a mistake.

Ace let out a slow steady breath through his nostrils and closed his eyes. His heart would not steady in his chest, the dread and fear of being called to the VIP room for no specified reason overloading every other emotion.

Ace crossed and uncrossed his legs nervously, leaning against the cool black leather of the couch. It was so soft, so comfortable, and he would be sleepy if he weren't so stressed.

He glanced at the clock, swallowing. Azul should be here by now, dishing out a punishment for whatever stupid rule Ace had broken. Where was he? He had to feed the flamingos soon.

Regret pulled him deeper and deeper into an inky abyss of shame as he thought back on his previous life decisions.

Making a contract with Azul Ashengrotto for study notes was a mistake. His own dorm leader was the top student in the school and Trey-senpai had a miraculous way of helping others understand difficult topics

The help was right there. His salvation was right there.

Now he was stuck doing doing dishes, dealing with customers, cleaning the lounge or whatever other gruelling tasks had been set up for him and other anenomes.

Ace was just briefly beginning to consider getting up and running away when the door opened and Azul Ashengrotto entered the room with that swift but elegant stride of his and Ace gulped.

"Apologies for my tardiness, the dorm leader meeting took a lot longer than planned." Azul said matter-of-factly, taking a seat across from Ace.

"I suppose you are wondering why I called you here." He said, skipping the pleasantries. "And no you are not in trouble. This time."

Ace let out a sigh of relief and relaxed against his seat before straightening. "Then uh, what am I here for, boss?"

Azul shot him him a look and cleared his throat.

"You have a shift at Mostro Lounge on Sunday and unfortunately neither Jade nor Floyd will be there to supervise you. I am quite busy myself, so I have entrusted your care to another member of staff. My-" He paused, furrowing his brow. "Fourth in command if you will."

Ah. That.

One of the worst parts about being anenome, apart from his loss of free will and time, was the supervision.

Usually either Jade or Floyd, a pair of eyes would be on him at all times, watching him like a hawk and taking delight in punishing him if he messed up.

Ace shuddered at the memory of Floyd's wide toothy smiled and tight suffocating grip.

Obviously whoever Azul had in mind to supervise him was going to be almost if not just as scary as those two and Ace was feeling queasy just thinking about it.

"H-Haha... okay. Sounds great..."

Azul's lips twisted into a smirk. "Don't sound so dejected. Finn Clearcove is far more pleasant than Jade and Floyd."

Okay. Ace had no idea who that was.

"Who?"

"Finn Clearcove." Azul pushed his glasses up his nose. "A second year. He's quite evasive so it's no surprise you haven't heard of him. I will introduce the two of you on Sunday and then we will go from there. Dismissed."

Ace scrambled to get up and bid his goodbyes, rushing to the door so he could get to Heartslabyul in time to feed the flamingos.

"Ace?"

Ace stopped and looked at Azul.

"Yeah?"

"Do tell the prefect to wash Grim more often, he's not a very useful sponge anymore."

Ace's heart jumped to his throat and he mumbled a shakey "y-yeah okay" and fled.

Ace arrived at Heartslabyul stressed, fed the flamingos stressed, told Deuce to shut up stressed, had supper stressed, and went to bed stressed.

He couldn't sleep that night. He couldn't sleep any night before a shift, but now it was worse because he... he had no idea who exactly would be watching over him tomorrow.

Azul said that Finn Clearcove was much more pleasant than the twins but... Azul was a strange guy with strange views on things. He couldn't be trusted.

Then again, he had also described Riddle and Trey as "pleasant".

Riddle... and... Trey.

Trey.

Ace's eyes snapped open and he sat bolt upright.

Obviously Finn was an Octavinelle student, so he was probably fairly shady, but if Azul lumped him in the same category as Trey of all people than surely there was a chance at mercy? A chance at... freedom, perhaps?

A grin crawled its way onto Ace's face and stayed there, even as he lay back down again.

"Yeah." He said softly. "That'll work."

***

Ace arrived at Mostro Lounge bright and early, partly to avoid punishment and partly to impress his would be saviour.

Azul was waiting for him near the kitchen entrance, his eyes widening in slight surprise at Ace's early arrival.

"Ah you're on time for once, I see." The dorm leader drawled. "Excellent. Ace Trappola, this is Finn Clearcove. Finn, this is the first year you will be watching over."

Azul gestured to his right and Ace's eyes locked onto what was possibly the tiniest seventeen year old Ace had ever seen.

He was smaller than Riddle by a large margin, positively scrawny, with large aquamarine eyes and fluffy seaweed geeen hair streaked with that same turquoise.

Ace bit his lip to keep in a short joke, though short probably wasn't good enough to describe this guy.

"Pipsqueak would be more accurate." He thought.

Finn nodded his head in silent understanding, avoiding Ace's eyes and gesturing for him to follow him into the kitchen.

He then waved his pen and the kitchen uniform appeared in his hands and he began to put it on.

Aha so they would be cooking today!

Well, Ace wouldn't be. He wasn't trusted with any cooking equipment or food unless he took the masterchef course and had an additional training and safety course from either Azul or someone else from Mostro Lounge.

"You will be on dishes duty today." Finn said suddenly, pulling Ace from his thoughts.

His voice was soft and gentle like a cloud, but held a firmness that gripped his attention like a vice. The pointed edges of his teeth barely poked from his lips. Ah, so he was like Floyd and Jade.

He gestured to the sink. "Work fast. We have a busy day today, we can't afford filth piling up." His eyes narrowed slightly. "Don't. Break. Anything."

Ace was sure that, perhaps to like a twelve year old something, Finn was plenty intimidating. However it was incredibly hard to take him seriously when he was craning his neck to look him in the eyes properly.

"H- yeah okay." Ace barely suppressed a laugh and sent a mock salute Finn's way. "On it, sir!"

Finn quirked and eyebrow at him and carefully removed a pair of headphones from his pocket, almost suspicious of his enthusiasm.

Wait were those even allowed?

Finn put them on his head and secured his skullcap over it, careful to keep his bunned up hair fully covered.

"What's that for?" Ace blurted, his tone far more forced and accusatory than intended.

Finn stared at him for a few seconds before muttering "Noise."

He glanced past Ace.

"Sink" he said, and turned to begin prepping without another word.

"Weird." Ace thought, before noticing the overflowing the sink. "OH SHI-"

***

The first half of the shift was long and boring as always, dragging on forever as more and more plates, glasses, bowls and so on piled up next to the sink.

Ace's skin was soggy and wrinkly now, looking awfully prune-like. Honestly he wished he was rather doing homework and getting paper cuts than dealing with this.

Finn was... quiet. Really quiet. He barely uttered a word apart from a command or comment in that soft lulling voice of his.

The rest of the staff didn't seem bothered in the slightest. In fact, they worked like clockwork, unperturbed by Finn's avoidance of their eyes and quiet demeanour as they worked the kitchen for Sunday lunch.

When their breaktime came Ace felt joy like nothing before, slumping against the wall with a sigh of relief.

There was not much time to rest, though, as now was the prime time to get up close and personal with Finn, who was currently disappearing out the door and into the fray of students.

When Ace found Finn again he was leaning over the bar, sipping a brightly coloured mocktail and fiddling with his phone.

His headphones will still on, although Ace couldn't hear anything playing.

The card soldier marched up to the bar and leaned across it, grinning at Finn.

"Hey, can I borrow some of your time?"

No answer.

Ace frowned. "Hello? Finn?"

No answer.

Finn looked up and gazed at the fish swimming around outside with distant longing eyes.

Ace rolled his eyes and waved a hand in front of his face.

"Oh for the love of- Hey! Earth to Finn! I'm trying to talk to you!"

There was a sudden blur of movement and Finn grabbed Ace by the wrist and wrenched his hand away with surprising strength, making the ginger let out a cry of surprise.

He turned his head and looked into Ace's eyes, really looked, and the intensity of his gaze was so potent it made a shiver run up Ace's spine.

"Usually when someone is wearing headphones it is a sign that they do not want to talk." Finn said slowly. His voice was still soft, but it danced on the edge of sharpness in a waythat made Ace gulp.

Finn's fingers tapped rhymically against the bar counter and he let out a breath through his nose and smiled a close-lipped smile.

"What can I do for you?"

Ace let out a nervous laugh and rubbed the back of his neck.

"Okay, rocky start, but we can recover. It's fine."

"Look uh- Finn, you seem like a nice guy-"

"Really?"

"Yeah! I was wondering if you'd be willing to do me a favour."

In true Octavinelle fashion, Finn's eyes lit up in sudden interest.

"Is that so?" He asked, tilting his head head to the side. "What is it?"

"Would you be willing to put in a good word to Azul for me?" Ace spoke as carefully as he could manage, trying trying choose the best words possible. "You seem pretty chummy- ah, I mean close with him. Maybe he'll remove my anemone early? I'll do whatever you want if you'd be so kind to your junior. How's that sound Finn?"

Finn sat back and stared at Ace about before chuckling softly.

"Mister Trappola, I am one year your senior. I would advise showing a little respect before trying to garner favours from me."

Ace laughed nervously, sweat beading at his forehead. "Uh, sorry, senpai."

Finn let out a soft hum and nodded.

"Firstly." He said suddenly, peering at Ace. Those glistening aquamarine eyes seemed... off somehow. Not quite right. "Before I do a favour for you- and decide what you will repay me with- you must earn mine."

Ace blinked. "Wha-"

"I'm not asking for much." Finn cut him off abruptly with that sweet gentle tone. "I would like you to do a few small jobs for me whenever you have the free time. Cover my waitering shifts, go on grocery runs, fetch me books, that sort of thing. How does that sound?"

That... wasn't as bas as he thoughts it be. Ace nodded slowly in agreement.

"Okay. You... also gonna take like my basketball skills or something?"

Finn blinked at him, surprised, before shaking his head. "No, I am not Azul. I cannot take skills or magic. ...At least not like he can. But... I can do this. Here."

He took hold of Ace's right hand and linked it with his left in a firm unmoving handshake. Then he removed his pen from his pocket and tapped his wrist once, twice, three times.

A small turquoise pentagram flickered to life around their wrists, glowing faintly in the dim lighting.

Oh. So it was one of those things.

"So this is what you Octavinelle guys do if you don't have Azul's unique magic? Is this a second year spell?" Ace breathed, eyeing the magical symbol wearily.

"Oh no." Finn shook his head. "You will not learn that here. This was taught to me by my father. It is an ancient binding spell."

"Ah-"

"So here's the deal." Finn continued airily. "You do whatever favour I call in for me within the time frame I give you. If I'm satisfied I will consider granting you that favour, and you will pay me in return for questioning my own dorm leader for you. Is that clear?"

Ace paused and took a moment to think.

This was gonna be taxing.

This was gonna be a painful.

This was probably gonna be the second worst decision of his life.

But anything was better than being trapped here as a slave.

Ace nodded and wearily shook Finn's tiny bony hand, feeling very uneasy. He watched as the symbol glowed purple and dissipated.

"Senpai... what happens if I break my promise?" He asked, stomach churning. "I don't have a lot of free time in the day. I don't know if I'll be able to... to do it in time."

There was a beat of silence.

Finn smiled at him.

Then leaned forward.

And opened his mouth wide.

"I assure you it is worse than any punishment you can possibly imagine."

The words barely registered when the sight of Finn's mouth blurred out every other little thing.

Ace's eyes widened and he nearly threw up. Finn's teeth were... they weren't like Jade and Floyd's at all.

They were jagged and uneven. Long and horrendously sharp, like mutated shark's teeth. If he were honest, it crossed the line of scary and went straight to ugly.

And horrifying.

"C-Cool cool cool." Ace's face had long since drained of colour. "I uh- gotta go to the bathroom. So you after the break-"

He got up and bolted for the bathroom, nearly tripping over himself and other people on the way.

He ran into a cubicle and slammed the door shut, locking it behind him.

"Oh god." He whispered. His breakfast threatened to come up his throat. "Oh god oh god oh god what the hell was that? What hell is he? That's- that's not mermaid teeth. It can't be mermaid teeth, there's no way-?"

He was shaking, sweat dripping down his forehead and running down the back of his neck.

Why was he so afraid? Finn was a pipsqueak and had barely done anything apart from flash those creepy teeth.

Something, something about him seemed so... wrong. Unnatural. Was it his voice? Nobody talked like that. So softly like he had a sore throat.

"M-Maybe he was just... upset that I interrupted him and was trying not to yell at me.." Ace thought. "And I'm not used to non human students yet. Yeah, that's it. It's fine. It's all fine."

He forced a smile onto his face.

"I'm going to get rid if this anenome. It'll all be fine."

***

Back at the bar, Azul Ashengrotto got up from his seat on the other end of the table and made his way over to Finn with an amused smirk on his face.

"So you can finally perform form your father's spell, then?"

Finn turned to look at him with a grim expression, his face set dead serious. Then he barked a soft, high pitched laugh.

"Hah! No, of course not!. It's a spell from the abyss. The midnight zone, as the humans call it. Ancient. Powerful. It's for too advanced for me, Papa is just exceptionally talented."

Azul shook his head, laughing as well.

"I see. Well, now that you've made your 'deal', how long will it take for the poor card soldier to satisfy you?"

"Oh..." Finn flashed another toothy smile at his boss. Azul didn't even flinch. "Most likely never. I am quite excited to see how long he can go before he slips up. Oh. And by the way-"

He raised the hand he used to grab Ace's wrist, smiling even wider

"-I have a new voice now~"

-End

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A/N: I hope you guys and enjoyed learning and reading a bit more about Finn! Ace continues to suffer at my hands :)

Tagging: @krenenbaker @officialdaydreamer00 @jaylleoo14 @whspermy-name @the-banana-0verlord @minteasketches @azulashengrottospiano @distant-velleity @theleechyskrunkly more of the boyyyy

[screampied]

VEGAS HI! <3 it's been so long, i've just been so swamped in my last semester of college (i'm taking 7 classes... i'm kinda insane but i need to LEAVE this school i h8 it here!)

i've been lurking and reading your newest fics and i'm so living for the kinktober stuff you've got so far. also, i'm so glad to see you got into love & deepspace RAAAAAHHHHHH. i've noticed you talked about zayne + sylus being your top faves, and as a zayne girlie since day 1 of playing, that made me so happy. (literally since day 1... i had the app pre-saved before the drop date in january. HJDHFJDJFDHK.) shoutouts to your sex therapist!sylus fic (#needthat) and the brief mention of how zayne is so similar to kento... my suit and tie husbands ... UGH.

i've genuinely just been going through the motions but i'm so grateful for your blog and the space you've curated. it means so much <333 for all the freaks out there who are stressed and getting their ass handed by life! [lich rally writing this as i have a mini essay due in like 2 hours and i haven't started... OOP!]

i'll drop back in again whenever i can HAHAHAH. sending you so much love and happy halloween! <3

(p.s. consider a ghostface!sylus idea... teehee!)

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BATTYYYYYY MY LOVE !!!!!! it has !!!! omg i could never forget you <3 glad to hear from u as always n i hope college gets better for you bae 🫰. oomf i know, that’ll def be me once my semester starts sooo not ready ugh. sending u lots of positive energy tho !!!!!! u got this muwah.

ahhhh im flattered :’)))). i hope to finish a lil smth up by tomorrow n see if i have any energy left for the weekend. (PRAYING🤞) but thank u sm i appreciate u !!!!! YEAAAAAAH. unfortunately im kinda burned out of lads already LMAO. sylus's card just came out n i wanna pull so bad but i have like nothing 😫. i spent all my gems on the last banner n was so lucky getting zayne and sylus my mennnn. but yep i love zayne <3 he grew on me, kinda found him ….. boring at first but he gives me kento vibes—plus his story is so ???? poor baby. BUT UR SO RIGHT imagine a crossover with kento ‘n zayne ….. 🤭

but nonnie, it’ll be okay <3 givin u a big virtual hug HANG IN THERE !!!!!!! of courseeee, im glad my blog is able to provide a sort of safe freaky space xo. good luck on ur essay !!!!! 🫂 hydrate, eat & get some well rest. come back ANYYYY time, and happy halloween !!!!!

[inkyquince]

I love how blank of a canvas Robin us. We’ve put the poor little lad through so many arcs bc he’s our little meow meow <3 (this is me saying that I love how every dol blog has different interpretations of how swagless/nasty he can be in our freaky little minds)

I need everyone to know that this was in my askbox since before I wrote Robin being basically cucked by a bailey.

LIKE....

I ALWAYS WRITE ROBIN AS YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND over like... a nasty. he gets to be an accidental nasty.

I honestly prefer Sydney as the one with the best arcs. Legit, in game, the fact he's a corruptible lil guy? Wonderful

Though ngl i love @angrelysimpping's fuct robin a lot, the the point i was going to have an entry for them in my halloween event after asking quiet if i could

[draytnation]

𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚗. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗, 𝚁𝚊𝚕𝚙𝚑 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚗'𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝚜

𝚂𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎, 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢✨

° Ralph's Favorite Candy is Salt Water Taffies, his fav flavor is strawberry

° 𝖧𝖾 𝖧𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝗈𝗐𝗅𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗂𝗇 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾

° 𝖧𝖾'𝗌 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾,and clingy too and loves PDA, He wants the world to know he loves you

° Like Man's would start overthinking if you left a room for too long

° He definitely has a touch of the tism, It seems most roles Joseph quinn plays are definitely not neurotypical

° He ✨LOVES✨ pastel colors and his wardrobe consist mostly of pastel colored clothes

° He secretly has a whole photograph book of you, which he hides under his bed...speaking of his bed

° Most of the bed is either fluffy pillows or Plushies, and this man sure loves his plushie

° He Loves Poetry, He writes poetry all the time and owns tons of book in a personal library. Alot of the books are fairy tales and tall tales and a few romance stories here and there.

° I imagine the reason he is so love sick is because he's been turned down by alot of people

° He was neglected as a child and looked towards fiction as a way out of it all, He was bullied for many years of his life and because of that rarely to never stands up for himself

° Poor boi just wants to be loved☹️

° He has a morning routine that he strictly follows everyone morning ever since he was a young lad

° He has the lil heart printed boxers

° Also he comes of as a pretty young man so he's probably in his early twenties I wanna say bout 21-25

° He 5,6-5,7 ish for sure. Short King👑

° He'd prolly sniff his s/o's hair he's just freaky like that, or maybe get close to get a scent of your cologne

° He would wait for his s/o to come home from work or an outing

° He's A Lovely cook, even has matching apron and oven mitts

° He ofc has one of those classic swimsuits, but it would definitely have floral prints on them

° His bike would still have training wheels, just to be safe and also I feel like his dad would let him go to soon when he taught him, so he's very cautious about bike riding in general

° He's lactose intolerant, But still drinks milk only if it's chocolate

° Hes also a picky eater, like he'd be the type to constantly order chicken tenders at restaurants

° He loves to eat ice cream on the daily but instantly regrets it after he gets a tummy ache, when it happens he usually cuddles up with his s/o or a stuffed animal to bare with the pain

° He's quite whiny too

° He also has a secret feminine side too, even has thoughts about drag too

° And 💖LOOVES💖 Jewelry, he owns rings, lil Victorian necklaces, and oh so many pearls, and loves gems even if their not rare ones

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚖����𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚘𝚘. 𝙼𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚏 𝚢'𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚘. 💖

[equizona]

CW: Horror/Unsettling themes?

Would it be cool to ask for how the Brothers react to a cryptid/uncanny valley creature male!MC? Like, they know his file says he's human but how he stares at them with a smile with too many teeth is just a little bit off, he has too many joints and has a tendency to pop up behind them whenever they think too long about him. This can be platonic but if you want to put a romantic spin on this little creepy lad and his demon buds go for it! From: obey-r-us

˗ˏˋ SLIGHTLY OFF ´ˎ˗

— STARRING: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

— NOTES: This idea is wonderful, and I appreciate you specify platonic or romantic a bunch. Also Obey-r-us is such a fun name?? Sorry for the long way I've been very upset about losing all my progress on OM sobsobsob but hope you enjoy <33 Also I didn't know what uncanny valley was until now ong

SLIGHT CHAPTER 16 SPOILERS (BELPHEGOR).

➸ LUCIFER

— PLATONIC

Lucifer will never admit to anyone how much you actually creep him out. He was the one who picked you for this program, and he still doubts your human origin occasionally. Every time he thinks of you for a little while and suddenly you're there. Those creepy smiles, the teeth he's sure you shouldn't have. The way your eyes stare straight through him. It all gives him the chills.

But he's not going to tell anyone that you do freak him out a little. It's a secret he takes to his grave.

He will threaten you a little more at the start of the program compared to how he is in the game's original story line. You freak him out and he doesn't quite trust you.

He'll still grow to know you better, and he eventually becomes quite fond of your weird habits and mannerism. He grows to find it to be a vital part of your unique charm.

He does have to bite back a laugh at the way you scare some of his brothers.

— ROMANTIC

Before you and him start dating, he'll naturally think about you more than he did before. So now he has to spend even more time with you, which just makes him more confused emotion-wise.

But he does eventually get over how bad he is with emotions and confess to you, and if you return his feelings? Bam, Lucifer has himself a creepy lil' fellow for a boyfriend.

Lucifer, spending more time with you, will eventually grow to be even more aware of your.. slightly non-human habits. He might subtly ask about your origin to try and confirm that you are human.

Even so, Lucifer doesn't really mind. If it's something he needs to know, or you want him to know, he has faith You'll tell him on your own pace.

➸ MAMMON

— PLATONIC

Mammon is much more open about how much you freak him out. How you make him uncomfortable, at least at the start. He'll constantly jump and screech in surprise when you suddenly pop up behind him, and he is very vocal about the shivers your smile and gaze give him.

Even so, Mammon doesn't actually allow anyone else to call you creepy, outside of your friend group. If a random demon calls you weird or anything, he will be on their case in seconds.

The thought that maybe you're not actually a demon never crosses his mind. So, he still calls you 'human', but sometimes that's accompanied by a 'freaky' at the start.

He's often grumbling about how you're even weirder than the witches he deals with, and that they'd probably love to meet you. Especially after you scare him.

He will still look for ways he can profit off of you, I'm sorry. At least it's never at the risk of your safety.

— ROMANTIC

If you end up in a more romantic relationship with Mammon, nothing really changes. The only major difference is that he'll be more physical with you, and that he won't mumble about how You'll get along with the witches. He won't act very different with an uncanny valley MC to a normal human MC.

➸ LEVIATHAN

— PLATONIC

Every time you pop behind him like that he nearly dies. He has fainted a few times, actually. Whether it's out of fear, shock or because he's flustered you will never know.

He doesn't pay you much attention until after you have a pact, where he'll start comparing you to supernatural characters in his anime, games and manga, and he'll do it with characters that act human but really aren't. This goes on for a long while until he realizes that something is off.

When he does, he will join Satan's investigation on you, in an attempt at finding out what you really are. He is very happy when he does this, because he feels like a main character searching for your secrets.

He might be a little freaked out, but he thinks you're the most fun he has had in ages! Everything screams right out of a manga to him!

— ROMANTIC

If you and him start dating, he'll continue with the investigation, but like Lucifer he will question you about it and try to find the answers. Though he is a lot less subtle about it compared to the first born.

Will study your habits when it's just the two of you. For both him and Satan.

He tends to ramble about you a lot. He rambles about how interesting you are, and how alike a fictional character you are! He annoys people with how much he talks about you, haha.

➸ SATAN

— PLATONIC

He is quick to notice that there is something slightly off about you, and it unnerves him quite a bit. With how you pop up behind him whenever he thinks of you, and the smile and blank stare. The silent way you walk and everything else. He is very suspicious of you, so he does what he does best when he wants to understand something!

You're his test subject now, congrats!

He is quick to start studying you and the way you behave. Your habits, your demeanor, what you won't and will eat, anything that might help him discover what you are. He has zero faith that you're fully human. And he will discover your secrets!

And even if he knows you know what he's up to, he won't stop. He also invites you to read with him as he digs through books to find a creature that explains what you are. He has had various ideas about it. His personal favorite one is your secret identity as a changeling.

If he finds you playing into his schemes and games a little, he will be very happy.

— ROMANTIC

If you're dating him, then you absolutely know about his low-key high-key stalker habits, and probably don't mind all that much. Which is convenient, since he has no plans of stopping.

He will also use his status as your boyfriend in an attempt at finding new clues about who, or more accurately, what you are. He doesn't actually take it that seriously anymore, but it's for fun. He often recommends you supernatural books to read.

➸ ASMODEUS

— PLATONIC

He will not go anywhere near you for a while. You're weird! And freaky! And very creepy. You almost remind him of a bug. Which is gross, by the way. And if you touch him during this time? He will scream.

Eventually, watching you interact with his brothers, he will start thinking that you're one of the cutest people ever. You're just the most wonderful human boy, aren't you?

He definitely acknowledges that you don't exactly seem completely human, but he also doesn't care the same way Levi and Satan do.

He takes a bunch of pictures of you, and in some he tries to capture your natural, sorta creepy charm! He grows to be quite affected by said charm.

He will absolutely get dresses in more stereotypical creepy outfits, and will try to get you to join him! And he'll do the same for more cute, pastel ones that he commonly wears. He also tries to get you into those with him! You can both match! Isn't that fun?

Might make up some silly stories about you to feed Satan and Levi's investigation. They know he's joking, but it turns into a joke later anyway, so neither of them mind.

— ROMANTIC

Oh? You're dating him?

Well, now there really is no escaping his matching outfits and matching aesthetics. He'll pull the 'you're my boyfriend,' card with you if you disagree. He plays dirty like that.

If anyone calls you creepy in his presence, they will regret it. Not because he gets upset, no, because he will speak for an hour about how that is your charm. And how the opposite vibes you both have make you both the best couple out there!

➸ BEELZEBUB

— PLATONIC

Much like Asmo, he acknowledges that there is something off about you. He is sure that humans don't have that many teeth. Or teeth that sharp. But at the same time, you don't seem malicious so it mostly goes like canon.

He does get a little weirded out whenever you look at him, like you're looking right jnto the very core of his soul. But as long as he doesn't feel like you're harmful, he doesn't mind what you do.

He will occasionally join in on Satan and Levi's investigation of you, but most of the time he ends up nearly reveling them to you (despite you already knowing) so he can't join in on the stetj missions.

He keeps a special eye on what you won't and will eat for both of them, and after the whole event with him he starts doing so because he wants to know you better.

He doesn't really pay much attention to your.. weird nature. But believe me, if he catches another demon calling you that, and you look upset? They are dead. Gone. Unalived. Nobody will ever see them again.

— ROMANTIC

Just like Mammon, there really isn't much of a change with the way he behaves when you're friends and when you're dating.

➸BELPHEGOR

— PLATONIC

Observant as he is, he can tell right off the bat that there is something weird about you. He almost thinks you've already seen through his plan when he's in the attic based on the way you look at him. But lazy as he is, he brushes that thought away and doesn't really care that much.

He does wonder how you're able to slip past Lucifer so easily. You're with him in the attic more often than he think you should be able to. He's slightly worried at first that Lucifer is going to caught you, but he realizes fast that you're just really sneaky somehow.

During the incident he can feel that there is something a little non-human about your bones. At least, from what he remembers from before the fall. He wonders how much humans evolved.

Afterwards, he does get a little engaged in the investigation that Satan and Levi have going on. And while he's usually too tired to bother helping them properly, he'll feed them all the information he has, and he will get engaged when he was enough motivation. He asks them to let him know if they find something on you.

He will absolutely question Lucifer on whether or not he knew that you were sneaking by to come visit him in the attic. Lucifer doesn't really answer, but Belphie is smart enough to understand the answer is no.

— ROMANTIC

If you get engaged in a romantic relationship with Belphie, he will open up to you and admit that he actually thinks your 'creepy' nature is very charming to him. Does Belphie have a thing for scary or creepy things? Yes, yes he does.

He sometimes copies certain things you do. Like the shallow stare that makes people feel you're staring into their soul? He can repljacte that perfectly. He is curious on how it makes you feel, though you don't really react to it that much.

[sidetongue]

Hey there! Do you have or could you possibly make a post to tell us about each of your dogs? I'm always getting confused about who is who haha

Sure!

Henry: The first born. Wanted to be an only child. Filled with existential dread, but is also an adventure enthusiast and froths over a good hike or the chance to hunt a gecko. Often coined as “least problematic, causes no trouble.” Was the first to own my heart and makes me laugh daily.

Miller: 2 months younger then Henry. Cost $0 to buy but thousands to fix from top to bottom (literally from broken ears to broken anal glands). Can be described as snarky, sassy, spicy, salty, smartass.. but is the most loyal and protective dog ever.

Harold: literally the main character. You think you came to this blog because you like “all the dogs”? Wrong. Harold is your favourite. Unless you are part of the cryptic Miller-Stan-Clan (you know who you are you freaky weirdos, love u). But this ray of sunshine is the most beautiful, delightful and joy inducing lad you’ll ever gaze upon. He also has very, very broken elbows.

Moby: formerly The Baby, The Last Melon, The Fourth and Final. Yeah… whoops. Moby’s only personality trait is being baffling stupid. He is also very sweet, cuddly and gentle. He does like to backchat which we’re working on (well at least I’m working on it; he isn’t).

Budgie: The newest member of the crew. Pretends to be shy and timid but is actually a psychotic whirlwind of teeth and long legs. LOVES other dogs. Thinks humans are pretty lame. Aspires to be as mean as Miller

Honorable mentions:

Fury: we raised fury from the minute she was born. She now lives with my grandparents and we still see her weekly. She is basically one of the gang

Lil Mags: Mags was a rescue I took in because all other “rescues” were going to euthanise him. A colleague fell in love and adopted him, on the condition that we would be co-owners.. which essentially means he comes and stays with us when his other mum goes away. We love this arrangement and adore Mags.

Buddy: Buddy was an old rescue boy I adopted. He came before Harold, Moby and Budgie. He was dearly loved and was a beautiful member of our little family (at that point it was Hen, Mil, and Bud). His greatest pleasures included going to the beach, stealing donuts off the bench, and getting cuddles from grandma. I was lucky to have him.

[illogicallyinclined]

how does Thomas react to the disaster trio?

i Love character thomas’s interactions w the sides, let’s GO lads

thomas, as a general rule of thumb, defaults to One of Three reactions when confronted with the disaster trio

the first reaction is just confusion (which. for thomas, honestly isn’t out of the norm)

look, we all know how thomas feels about deceit and remus. he is not a fan. he is very vocal about this. but logan? logan is his logic. logan is the closest thing to intelligent thought that thomas has. thomas relies on logan for a lot. 

so, hearing that logan enjoys spending time with deceit and remus? Absolutely Mind-Blowing. Incomprehensible. what? no. WHAT?

thomas: logan pls love yourself

logan explains Many Times that there are certain attributes of logic, deceit, and intrusive thoughts that actually make them rather compatible. given a proper outlet, they can coexist in a mutually beneficial something something – (this is about the point that thomas gets lost) 

tldr: thomas Doesn’t Get It

the second reaction is disapproval. HOWEVER. the disapproval only really comes into play when 2/3 of the disaster trio team up for something of questionable morality 

for instance, when logan and remus team up, it can go one of two ways. 

ONE: logan keeps remus’s real-world impact to a minimum, taking his destructive ideas and tendencies and deconstructing them like in DWIT. this is a Good Thing that thomas Approves Of.

or TWO: remus asks a question. logan doesn’t have an answer. the lack of an answer Haunts and Vexes thomas until he ends up spending Five Hours researching freaky deep-sea monsters until he concludes that the Bobbit Worm is, objectively speaking, the most terrifying thing that could ever unexpectedly pop out of your toilet.

thomas: this is not a question i wanted an answer to, logan. 

logan and deceit rarely team up for thomas’s sake, but when they do, it’s always for a morally ambiguous reason that makes thomas feel a lil… Bad™

listen, logan rarely concludes that lying is the answer to thomas’s current problems. objectively speaking, he can find at least two to three solutions that should and could come before telling a deliberate falsehood and altering someone else’s reality.

HOWEVER. if deceit makes a particularly compelling argument on behalf of thomas’s self-preservation, logan can be persuaded to help come up with one of the Most Ironclad Lies that you have ever seen.

thomas doesn’t know how he feels about this. (but it is worth noting that almost any lie that he has ever told has involved input from both logan AND deceit before being released into the world.) 

when remus and deceit team up, it is Never a Good Thing. Full Stop.

the final reaction is fond acceptance

listen, the dark sides have had a strange influence on logan. on the one hand, if he spends too much time with deceit, logan can become more bitingly sarcastic than usual. however, he’s always quick to pull himself back once he realizes that he’s mirroring again.

on the other hand, logan has been so much more expressive lately that thomas can’t be anything but happy for him. even deceit and remus seem to have calmed down some. at the end of the day, the trio wants what’s best for thomas – and, as a result, he wants what’s best for them, too. maybe – just maybe – the best for them happens to be each other.

[donatello-writes]

Mutant Puberty

In a humble house within the New York city suburbs, the hulking testudine by the name of Raphael sat in his kitchen. He was soon met by his oldest child, who came rushing into the room. Nerves nagged at Frida as she anxiously awaited the arrival of her boyfriend. She was already sixteen, and the turtle in red couldn't believe how fast the years had flown by. This was the first of her many suitors to agree to meet her...interesting...family. All those who came before broke things off with her upon learning of her parentage. 

"Dad, remember, be nice." Raphael grunted with displeasure at his daughter's request.

"I make no promises." His stern eyes narrowed into a glower.

"Daddyyy, please! I really like this guy a lot...Can you at lease be civil?"

"I suppose that I can try dat." He grumbled in agreement to her terms.

Hearing the commotion coming from downstairs, Lucas wandered out of his room. He stopped mid-way down the stairs, and peeked through the wooden railing. His thin, almost alligator-like tail curled into his lap, and he clutched it out of nervousness. This was the first guest they'd had over since he'd fully grown into his mutant traits. He ran his hand over the mohawk-esque tuft of reddish-orange hair on the top of his head before scratching at his scales. When a few flaked off, he sighed. 

"Shedding...again..." He was already fourteen years of age, and looked exactly like his father, only with a much thinner frame. When he was born he appeared mostly human, with hair and pale cream colored skin. His only distinctly terrapin characteristics being his three fingered hands, two-toed feet, and tail. However, unlike  his sister, he went through some dramatic bodily changes when he hit adolescence. It happened so rapidly that it almost felt unreal...almost.  

His plastron and scales came first, followed by his snout, with his shell having only just recently begun to grow in. The protective shield still wasn't fully developed, and plagued him with growing pains. He reached over his shoulder and rubbed the top of it gently, as if that would ease the discomfort. Mutant puberty was the worst! When the doorbell rang, he scrambled to his feet, and raced back up to his room. Once there, he rummaged through a drawer until he located a baseball cap with the Maryland Terrapins logo on it, and donned it backwards. 

"At least this'll kinda hide my freaky mutant dandruff." He huffed in dismay. Hearing his mother call for his presence, he hesitantly proceeded downstairs to greet the visitor. Thankfully, Frida had well informed her suitor of her "special" family, to avoid shock and panic. That did little to alleviate the teenager's nerves as he trudged down the steps. He was met at the bottom of the stairwell by his mother, sister, and their guest for the evening.

Lucas' eyes widened upon first sight of Trevor, the small hoop ring on his lower lip caught the light as the charming young man grinned a hello. Tall for his age, Lucas was already 6ft even, almost at height with him. The young terrapin's heart thumped in his chest when their eyes met. He was speechless, enamored by the handsome stranger that stood before him.

"Huh-Hello-HI!" in almost robotic movements, the awkward young man closed his eyes and extended his hand, inviting a friendly handshake. He would understand if the human didn't return the gesture, most didn't want to even go near Lucas, let alone touch him. But when he felt a light squeeze in his palm, he reopened his eyes to find Trevor's in his. It wasn't long before the mutant teen quickly withdrew his hand, suddenly self-conscious about his scaliness.

"S-sorry my hands are pretty rough..."

"It's okay, Dude, you're fine."

The fawning lad's hazel eyes sparkled, he was unaccustomed to being treated so kindly by a human he'd only just met. Sure, mutant's had since been assimilated into everyday society, but that did little to change how they were viewed. The road to acceptance would be a long and arduous one. Lucas sighed as he thought about the world's state of affairs only to have his concentration shattered by the boisterous entrance of his father. The behemoth eclipsed the doorway separating living room from kitchen, swiftly lurching forward to come face to face with his daughter's beau.

"Nice ta meet ya, I'm Frida's fatha." He wore a jovial expression before lifting Trevor up off of his feet and into a hug. The protective father then whispered into the young man's ear. "If ya hurt my lil' baby girl, I will pummel you within an inch of yer life," before  setting him back down. The boy shuddered, but kept his composure. Both siblings groaned at their beastly dad's embarrassing actions. Meanwhile, Raphael's wife shot him a glare at which he smirked and grunted. Putting on a happy face, the matron led evenyone into the dining room to take their seats.

It wasn't long before the food was ready, and plates were handed out. The young terrapin fidgeted at the table, occasionally peering up to steal glances at Trevor before darting his eyes back down at his plate. He'd never felt this before, his heart was now in this throat, beating faster with each passing second. 

Why do I feel this way? 

Just as the twitterpated lad asked himself that question, a chirping sound began emanating from his body. He jolted in surprise, and the entire table focused their attention onto him. With a red face, he slowly sank down in his seat. His father immediately knew what it was, and wasted no time in speaking up. As if the evening hadn't been awkward enough already, it quickly went from bad to worse.

"Son, we should go to tha bathroom."

"Wha? B-but dad..."

"NOW." the imposing growl of a command was impossible to disobey. Grabbing his son by the hand, Raphael led him upstairs to the bathroom, chirping continuing all the while. 

"Dad, what's happening to me now?!" His blush worsened, he hated his body for what it was doing. As he became increasingly flustered, the sound only grew louder.

His father stifled a chuckle, "It's a churr."

"A...what?"

"I'm sawry that I didn't tell ya about dis soona, but I honestly didn't think ya would have it. Lessee, how do I tell ya dis...Jeeze, why hasn't Donnie taught ya dis yet???" His Dad racked his brain trying to find the right way to explain. 

"When a male turtle becomes...excited...he makes a churring sound to let the ladies know that he's...ready..."

"Oh my God, Dad, STOP!" Lucas reflexively covered his ear flaps. "I didn't know this was gonna be a birds and the bees thing." 

"So...who's the lucky girl?"

"Huh?" 

"The one that ya were thinkin' about at the table."

"B-but...I wasn't thinking about a girl..." Sure, Lucas had dated a girl and fantasized about the opposite gender countless times before, but that wasn't the thing on his mind as he sat at the dinner table.

"Sure ya weren't." Raphael winked at his son and shrugged. "But if ya don' wanna tell me about it, I undastand. If ya calm yerself down, it’ll stop." His son nodded, and proceeded to take deep breaths, just like his uncle Leo had taught him to do when feeling anxious. 

The two returned to the dinner table and Raphael met his wife, whispering in her ear to fill her in on what was going on. She smiled wide and looked over at her son lovingly. He noticed, scowled, and returned to staring at his plate. All he wanted in this very moment was to disappear completely. 

"So, Lucas, what's it like being half turtle? It seems pretty cool." Trevor smiled at the anxious young mutant. Jerking at the sudden inquiry, the flustered turtle struggled to even form a sentence in response. Floundering, a myriad of expressions ran over his face in mere seconds: surprise, confusion, nervousness, and finally, happiness. He couldn't find words, mind still stuck on the specifics of the question.

He thinks I'm cool???

"It's not so bad, I gUesS." His voice dropped over a year ago, but it still refused to settle on a tone from time to time. So, in the perfect timing, it decided to fail him. Instead, his attempt at a cavalier response came out in the form of a squeak as his voice cracked. Lucas was mortified. At that moment, it dawned on both his mother and father, and the two exchanged knowing glances from across the table. Once Trevor left the house, and Frida went up to her room, Raphael turned to his son.

"It was Trevor, wasn't it?"

"Daaad! Wha---NO!" but the churr that followed gave him away.

"Okay...M-maybe, I dunno...I'm so confused." the bright red color on his cheeks was telling, and his father grabbed him in a bear hug.

"It's okay, son. You like whoevah ya want, yer motha and I will love ya not matta what."

Here’s a link to Frida’s introduction --> (x)

[tfw-no-tennis]

continuted hxh thotz

we watched more so i continue my ramblings 

so we finished the trick tower stuff and started on the stuff on the island where theyre all hunting each other....wow finally some hunting in hunter x hunter 

can i just say....fuck hisoka i hate that guyyyy oh my goddddd hes the worst. i just feel incandescent rage whenever hes on screen vhbjdshfjhbsd smarmy horny clown bitch. looooord. he invokes a similar emotion to part 1 dio tbh....like i lose my domestication when i see both those bitches 

oh god that part where hisoka had just spent like hours de-hornifying himself or w/e and he looks all crusty and dehydrated and then he spots that old guy who looks kinda ghibli and he just goes AFTER ghibli man....like hisoka literally had one of those wack ass super detailed faces and just started screaming and running at that guy...like man i wouldve died instantly on the spot. jesus 

gon remains best best perfect baby boy. every time he does something so cute and pure that my heart starts palpating, i get even more nervous for the shit hes gonna go thru someday 

gon and killua are literally soooo precious theyre just two lil boys!!! two lads!!! lad boys! augh i love how much theyre vibing all the time...like on the boat to the island when theyre like refusing to tell each other who their target is and then they both start laughing and then show each other....so precious

honestly im really enjoying how they dont really have a rivalry (yet?) - theyre not like ‘yes we are friends but we’re also COMPETING! so we cant be That nice to each other bc that wouldnt be fair! or w/e you know that typical shounen stuff. i only enjoy that sometimes and im glad its not a thing rn, and if it does become like that later i probs wont mind bc i feel like itd be done well 

so ruth and i caught on to the fact that that weird guy with the pins stuck all over himself was illuminati or w/e his name is (illumi? illumini? i forget already) but HOLY FUCK we both thought he was wearing a mask....god i wish that were the case, that face transformation shit was the WORST. sir why can you do that 

also when hisoka just watched this and was like ‘i always like seeing you do that’ or whatever god gross nasty i hate them

my take on the little we’ve seen of hisoka and illumitations relationship: theyre like the catty mean girls-types but Super Fucking Weird. idk if theyre gay togther (probably) but theyd be the epitome of a ‘is this allowed? [gestures at All That]’ couple. i had more thoughts on them but i forgt 

i find it funny that they havent shown killua like at all during this island hunting thing hvbhsdhfbjdk he probably has like 10 randos badges already. i feel like he would give gon a badge or 2 if gon needed them but that doesnt seem to be the case 

when hisoka spotted leorio and kurapika and went after them i was like [guy yelling NOOOOOOOOOOO meme] freal 

thank goodness kurapika could recognize that they would Fucking Die trying to fight hisoka, and bargained w/him instead. also seeing the flashback of leorio trying to fight hisoka was so funny. my man WHAT! were you thinking 

this is probably the stage that tonpa is getting out on and can i just say thank god i hate that guy. good riddance 

that sniper lady looked cool and im bummed illuminty took her out offscreen :( i also thought the black guy with the beehive stick thing was gonna do more but guess not

i find it funny that so many characters have these loud character designs but end up not having a lot of screentime...i feel like ive been conditioned by one piece to see an eye-catching character and mentally prepare to see a wholeass backstory lol

also. illunikn is clearly a huge freak which is probably why hisoka is willing to work w/him, but his design is weirdly cute sometimes (when hes not doing absolutely freaky shit, which....admittedly isnt often)

like the part where he transforms into his True Cat Man Form and then, without changing expression, digs a giant hole with his bare hands (with the body language of a feral person) and then gets into it to nap.....like.....bro. 

also ik illiminini is killuas brother (i think brother?) and wow that family has some strong Cat genes 

i find it interesting that hisoka has been working with illiimini this whole time, hisoka strikes me as a solo type of guy who would be all like ‘teamwork is beneath me’ and only have minions (a la dio, espec p1 dio) but he seems to have a fairly even relationship w/illuimian which is wild. i rlly wonder if thatll last or if hisoka is gonna like, murder/abandon ilubimi later bc he ‘gets in hisokas way’ or st 

i like that kurapika and leorio teamed up....married

i generally really like how the relationships between the main characters are handled, its sweet how theyre just like....generally nice to each other and stuff lol 

also oh my god i forgot that last time i hadnt seen the end of trick tower i need to talk abt that 

KILLUA MY BOY OH MY GOD....ive been waiting for this ngl. ily smug murderous catboy

i love so much how killua casually kills this ~*~scary guy~*~ and everyones like :0 but gon is just like yep thats killua! hes from a family of assassins! like the way he says it so casually and kinda cheery aw i love him. he doesnt even care that killua can murder people in 2 seconds flat, he thinks killua is AWESOME 

and oh my god i love how hard killua is trying like, all the time. he is trying his HARDEST to be AS COOL AS POSSIBLE for gon and thats adorable. its working too gon clearly thinks killua is SUPER cool 

the eternally hilarious part where kurapika asked what killuas secret tactic are re: ripping that guys heart out, and killua is just like ‘uh i just ripped it out. yknow...as one does..’ and kurapika is like wow im glad this murder catboy is on our side.. 

the psychology stuff in the trick tower was interesting as hell (catch me brushing off my psych minor like, oh yeah i know abt this stuff lol)...i like the stuff abt leorio getting discouraged/disgruntled when the majority ended up being against him a lot bc thats true!! thats how it works!! it leads to learned helplessness and stuff like that...also that animation of kurapika and leorio playing cards to explain the tough candle choice was sooo cute 

i really loved the solution to the final majority rule things....ingeniously following the rules while still managing to circumvent them in ways...love it

also gon is so perfect have i mentioned that already

im so curious whos gonna pass the hunter exam, i legit have no idea and i would find it so funny if gon becomes a hunter in the first goddamn arc hjhbdfhsdjbgk as ruth said, itd kinda be like luffy becoming pirate king in like chapter 70

i mean tbf if i had to guess id say gon passes, simply bc i cant see the story taking the time to have him do the hunter exam again in a year. also his motivation is to become a hunter in order to see what its all about bc of his dad - not JUST to become a hunter 

gons fishing rod is so cute. perfect item for a perfect boy 

his training was adorable. hes a smart lad! formidable baby 

the blooderflies were so cool and OH MY GOD how could i forget the part where gon had two blooderflies with little leashes on and had the leashes tied to one of his fingers....OOOUGHHHHGBSJFHSJBFUHEJKSDD bro my heart literally palpated like it does when my cat does something rlly cute, gon is seriously That cute and pure and good

every time hisoka is anywhere near gon i just wanna call the FBI on that clowns ass oh y god. pls leave ladboy alone....

anyways i love the main characters (HISOKA DONT INTERACT) and i cant wait to see what happens next. i might have more thoughts but coherency is not one of my strengths so bye

[punkscowardschampions]

Indie & Rio

Indie: [sends her the posts because no other way she'd see them] Rio: Shit, girl Rio: I was worried it might go down like this Indie: she's so extra Indie: never should have let him in the door Indie: the feds are gonna be hardcore @ it now Rio: Surely she let him out Rio: stupid woman Rio: but that's gonna pale in comparison now so Rio: What's Drew doing about it? Indie: boy was begging for a sick time & i gave it but its on me not him 😒😒 hold ur liquor u tourist Indie: hes flat roofin but other than that no thing to 👀 Indie: it b early tho & we all had a late Rio: They're a 24/7 services though, babe Rio: he'll be wanting to move his stash and generally clear his act up for the visit Rio: you too Indie: is it? on hols too thats a madness Indie: yeah the drum be clear of all his goods like that Indie: idk man mayb its chill like she gonna post that & not post up no harder than Rio: They might take xmas day off maybe but you know Rio: business as usual for all jan 1st Rio: well that's something Rio: maybe, but bitches like that LOVE making complaints about everything so maybe not Indie: she do have that talk to the manager vibe Indie: i done fucked up real didnt i? Rio: big time karen Rio: nah, in the eyes of everyone it's Drew that did Rio: but they won't be able to prove the drugs bit if they're gone so it's not enough to take you, a party gone wrong, bad judgment but maybe we can swing it that he was here somehow Rio: hmm Indie: but like he had mad trust for me & i brought him mad problems Rio: they're grown problems, he's big enough to fix 'em Indie: u too making ur nite go off on a real turn Indie: bet ur boy is bare vexed Rio: you know i'd rather you ring me than let it go more tits Rio: what are big sisters for Rio: but yeah, didn't even see him in the end so he ain't stopped Indie: innit Indie: tell him he can hit me up for something to take off that edge Indie: debts be paid around here Rio: um you ain't supposed to have no thing 'scuse you Rio: there's a plan here Indie: i gots places & heads to trust in Rio: nah, I'll make it up to him, don't worry 'bout that Indie: 😉😉😉 Rio: 😏 shush lil girl Indie: grown problems ur big enough to fix i kno 💋��🤤 Rio: so thirsty, go hydrate Rio: know you need to 😘 Indie: rude i got lipsed by bare boys last nite they were rigging dem bottle spins cos im 🔥🔥 dont b tryna put me out Rio: you need to cool off for a minute, bitch Rio: you in trouble Indie: not wit u Rio: yeah, don't push it 😉 Indie: 💔😢😢 dont do me like that on day 1 of the year 🙏🙏🙏 Rio: it started HOURS ago and I was still here with you cleaning blood out the carpet Rio: don't talk to me about day 1s when I'm clearly ride or die Indie: u kno im good for ious & i got mad love Rio: 🧡 Rio: i'm good really Rio: let's sort the actual situation Indie: u gonna charm the social for me? Rio: give it my best Indie: safe ✌✌ Rio: probably the straightest middle-aged lady Rio: so more likely your da will have to get on it Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: what drew b good for Rio: init tho Indie: we all been knew Indie: he better werk so it works Rio: Sure it won't be too hard, like Rio: even if she ain't all that 😂 Indie: she aint gon b bangin but his exes show he aint need that to chirp on Rio: 👀 Indie: 😂😂😏😏 Indie: can u roll up wit eats im about to die Rio: bit rude to both our ma, like lmao Rio: 'course Rio: bring leftovers Indie: ur ma dont count as no ex cos she ✖ed him out Indie: & my ma got that permanent ✖ so bigger problems than my shade innit Rio: no problems when you an 👼 Rio: fucking hopefully Indie: u my 👼 bringing that energy Indie: that means u can jam Rio: is it? Rio: 😏 Rio: let Ryan know eh Indie: he kno u a 😈 too Indie: how he be livin Rio: mhmm Rio: well he gon' have to wait for now Indie: he gon have beef wit me Indie: soz boyyy Rio: nah we was already beefin' 'fore this Indie: yeah? Indie: what he do? 👀 Rio: nah, what I do more like Rio: you know I'm 😈 Indie: o shit Indie: gimme that 411 Rio: nothing exciting Rio: just be looking too bad to be giving him that much air, you know the drill Indie: hes so hyped for u Indie: its been weeks boy no u cant cuff it Indie: who u think u is Rio: can you blame him Rio: hot property, baby Indie: u did look 💣💣💣 last nite my bad Indie: theres a boy @ school tryna chat @ the rest hes my bf so i feel it fr Indie: boy please DO I LOOK LIKE Indie: not tryna hold ur damn hand Rio: is he cute tho Indie: if he werent he wouldnt be able to chat no thing Indie: 💪 fuck him up Rio: 😂 Rio: gotta 'tect the rep Indie: he kno it tho & its like tell me how 🔥🔥 i am dont b talking on urself all the time Rio: not a mood Indie: innit Indie: dry as Rio: that's boys for you Indie: & he didnt show last nite Rio: playing hard to get or just got parents who give a fuck Indie: year up x 2 so he could come thru the ends whenever Indie: but i 💋 all his mandem so itll hit back Rio: play @ his own game  alright Indie: do u think i went too hard tho? Rio: do you want him to be your mans or nah Indie: idk Rio: then it depends Rio: beyond knowing he loves himself, idk how he's vibing Rio: might be too far Indie: hes vibing like hes about me but i Rio: but you? Indie: how do i live that Indie: trust it Indie: drews meshing a new every week he says u gotta keep free on it Rio: works for him Rio: everyone's different Rio: you don't have to trust him yet Indie: mayb hes only about me til i give him something & im not tryna be a show like that Rio: that happens, not gonna sit here and lie and say it don't Rio: you're too young to be thinking on that or worrying Rio: keep him and the rest waiting Indie: yeah okay Indie: gimme a few to have puberty roll up Indie: still waiting on that Rio: it'll happen Rio: not that it's a barrel of laughs, like Rio: nothing to be hyped about Indie: i dont want it Indie: freaky shit going on Rio: unless you gonna stop eating, which unlikely Rio: you fucked, babe, we all are, soz Rio: get boobies though, perks Indie: that best not be you tryna skip on bringing me a meal bitch Indie: bout to hit the afterlife running here like Rio: 🙄 omw you rude ass hoe Rio: like you said, none of us had earlies Indie: omw fr or like when u tell ur mans u @ the club but u still tryin on fits in ur room Rio: like fr when I ever done you like that Indie: dont b starting Indie: ily Rio: 🤞 never Rio: ily more Indie: drews back if u wanna spit at him how to sort his life Rio: i will Rio: he ain't ready for this Indie: resolutions b dashing past this postcode we all avoidin that change Rio: you gotta Rio: sort you both Indie: hey swerve me im good Rio: 😏 Rio: fine i'll focus on your daddy Rio: no love for you Indie: 👼👼🤞🤞 Indie: call him that when you give it & he'll give in Rio: oh you schooling me on how to get blokes to do what I want now Rio: ok miss thing Indie: just him i 👂 what i hear & i kno what i kno Indie: hes here for all that Rio: you poor child Rio: anything grosser than parents going at it 😬 Indie: nah man its nasty & long being under this roof sometimes trust Rio: 🤢 Indie: some of his girls got me tempted to 📱 the social my own self & my ma looking like a saint Rio: that ain't right Rio: negates any buffness he got going on Indie: why lads wanna get on or under ANYTHING?! Indie: true madness Indie: 😂😂😂 Rio: friction 🤷 Indie: yeah but like theres girls out there bringing it & you're gonna hit that Rio: he probably ain't got as much choice as he fronts Rio: lots of grown women ain't about his lifestyle so that leaves him w the younger ones who is Rio: stick at it too long, you get busted, just facts Indie: when you old & so is your baggage 😂😂✌✌ Rio: I mean Rio: I ain't say nothing 😉 Indie: keep that ☮ mama Rio: least he looks p young still Rio: nothing worse than an actual creepy old man dealer Indie: do he? 👴 to me Rio: nah Rio: he only what, 31 Rio: that's no thing to me, gurl Indie: mayb im just 🍋 cos he aint tryna gimme no 💸💸💸 Indie: & he aint caring my head hurts Rio: aw bb Rio: 'round the corner Rio: I'll look after you Indie: 💖💖💖 Indie: u didnt tell me it b like this tho partying Rio: didn't think i had to be that quick with the warnings Rio: next day hurts Indie: always? Rio: 'less you prepare and do it right Rio: it can be bearable Rio: better than you feeling, no doubt Indie: how i do that? school me yeah Rio: 'course Rio: on the to-do list now Indie: we doing the next as a back to school thing so you got a few to bring me up Rio: you best be doing it at some other fucker's gaff and all Rio: giving me grey hairs 🙄 Indie: 😂😂✌✌ Indie: imma make that boy host it Indie: if he love me Rio: You're getting a chaperone regardless Indie: serious? Rio: yeah Indie: 💔💔💔 Rio: don't start like you don't know why Indie: i aint trippin you are tho if u think i want a repeat Rio: what, you too cool for me now? Indie: innit 😏😏😏 Indie: but nah just Rio: you so is Rio: you think imma embarrass you in-front of your mans Indie: he aint gon b my mans if u there Indie: whos 👀 me over u Rio: nah don't be silly Indie: im being real Indie: ur 💣💣💣🔥🔥🔥 Rio: so are you Rio: and I don't think a lad who likes you will be into me Indie: every lad b into u they all chat on u fully 😍😍😍💘💘😍 Rio: sounds like plenty are into you too Indie: 😂😂 it was for the spin Indie: cant pussy out Rio: 😏 mhmm Rio: well I promise you I won't be joining in, like Rio: now come let me in if you got strength to get the door Indie: 💪💪 babyyy Indie: [lets her in cos fuck know what drew is doing, flexing in the mirror probably] Rio: [lol watch him rush out when he realize] Indie: [hears her voice & runs out pretending to be casual] Rio: [oh boy, do not deserve her sorting your life, temporarily, but it's for Indie so] Indie: [bless her she's dying rn & just wants to be snuggled cos literal child] Rio: [give them a sec 'scuse you sir] Indie: [I hate everything about this, Carly didn't die for this] Rio: [just making leftovers] Indie: [drew chatting to her like she's here to hang with him & we all know] Rio: [don't you touch caleb's food bitch] Indie: [is nothing sacred you slag] Indie: [indie just fully lying stretched out on the counter like its a bed like let me die] Rio: [getting a bag of peas or some shit in a tea towel and putting it on her head] Indie: [such a good mum but that don't mean you can step ma her drew] Rio: [not her fault she can converse more like a grown-up than you Indie: [we should send Indie running off to the bathroom no offense Caleb but I'm evil & wanna leave them alone for a sec for the mood] Rio: [shoulda gone to hold her hair but now you can level with him and he can pretend he's a responsible adult lmao] Indie: [& Ryan can be highkey & he can pretend he cares] Rio: [ah the joys]

[cornfield-cryptid]

Ten Songs I'm into RN

Tagged by: @boogariac youre a human blessing for tagging me, tysm

Tagging: @i-sincerely-hate-you-all @anotherath-iii-na @matchacitrus @iamthenationoffinland @chungeboardingskeeter @chumbybulbasaur @jaegracex3 and uuuhhhh hhhhhh hh,,, anyone else Who wants to?? I guesss???? Go hogwild lads

"King of Wishful Thinking" by Go West

"You Can't Hurry Love" by Phil Collins

"Jaws" by Lemon Demon

"Happy Pills" by Weathers

"Be Mean" by DNCE

"Dr. Feelgood" by Mötley Crüe

"Roaring 20s" by Panic At The Disco

"Blood from a Clone" by Geogre Harrison

"Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea" by George Harrison

"Freaky Friday" by Lil Dicky

[gheckoe]

JAMES’S CURATED QUALITY FANFICTION PRIMER

for @rev0lutions-of-ruin, who tumblr does not like letting me tag

foolish bird avoids ao3 for years and misses out on the Good Shit, but it will be okay! she has THIS now. ft. DUMB LONG-WINDED CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE EXPLANATIONS, because i don’t think you would watch those movies willingly.

lots of selection - pick and choose, but if you don’t read “out of the dead land” i will be very sad. just treat this as really weird queer genre fiction and you’ll be alright. fics with pornographic content are marked as such, but said content is easy to skip as long as you can pick up on the warning signs.

we’re gonna start with the funny stuff.

nanananana BAT-DAD! (no ships, just bruce being a dad. safe for work and hilarious,)

who needs therapy when you have microsoft excel.

tim drake (robin 3) is a transgender teenage disaster. and bruce wayne is just generally a disaster. (same series.)

okay, now let’s get kind of sad. but not TOO sad.

nananananananana BATMAN (and superman)

this one made watching batman vs. superman worth it. not quite. but kind of. it’s fantastic.

i forget what happens in this one but i know i enjoyed it!

snk? why this, james. why this.

bad show, i know, but. formative experience. i figured out i was trans by projecting my feelings onto jean kirchstein. (not sure how, that’s just what happened.)

this one is stupidly fucking huge, in first person, and still isn’t finished.

included by virtue of some weird nostalgia. it’s half a million words long. try the first few chapters; i can’t guarantee anything that happens. don’t fucking judge me.

boring, punch me in the feelings already. more angst!

STEVEBUCKY

i don’t think you’ve watched the captain america movies, so i will explain them.

the saddest, gayest shit you will ever see. will fuck with your heart, ideally! but (as per always), skip the porn. this fandom is really big on it. UGH.

BUT it’s based off of movie adaptations of comic books, so the backstory is... ridiculous. i will summarize it for you. (tumblr ate this so here goes again)

THE DYNAMIC/history/massive goddamn ship manifesto

two guys, sitting in the great depression, two feet apart because it’s not socially acceptable to be gay

steve: tiny, blonde, always mad and big on SOCIAL JUSTICE. gets into fights for SOCIAL JUSTICE, despite growing up in the great depression when SOCIAL JUSTICE was not a commonly-known phrase or a common thing. he’s a bit of a shit, and he gets into shit. with his scrawny lil fists. he has all sorts of chronic illnesses but somehow manages to survive in a time with shitty medicine, and grow up to get into MORE shit. likes art, but is (partially?) colorblind

also he’s VERY HEAVILY coded as trans.

bucky: taller, brown hair, very popular but secretly a bit of a nerd (loves scifi, and is good at math). likes dancing, girls, and getting steve out of situations that he’s clearly over his head in and talking shit about it after. a bit of a charmer, etcetera.

there are some good fics from this era (”pre-war”) but idk where they are in my bookmarks. will update later.

so wait, what happens?

bucky gets steve out of dumb situations (like fighting a guy for talking during a movie) for pretty much all of their life. childhood friends until after high school-ish.

BUT, bucky is either drafted into the us army (it’s wwii now) or enlists, and steve is left alone in brooklyn, new york, to get into shit, without anyone to bail him out or prevent him from getting into MORE shit. so he finally manages to lie his scrawny, ill ass into the army, and (as one does) volunteers to get experimented on by the american government.

wait, what the fuck

comic books, okay. don’t @ me.

steve manages not to die! he finds a really pretty, badass lady to bisexually fawn over in the army (peggy carter is a fucking miracle), the experiments are a success and he ends up BIG and cured of all his ailments and with superfast metabolism (no alcohol) and superfast healing. he’s made it! (he basically just got really fast, unrealistic HRT hahaha)

... except the army can’t replicate the embiggening process they did with steve because the scientist that did it got killed, and steve is made into a glorified prettyman mascot to sell war bonds, instead of going to punch nazis, which he would be better at. he is a terrible mascot.

meanwhile, bucky has a shitty goddamn time in the european theatre. it’s terrible. he gets kidnapped by the EVIL SCIENCE NAZIS and put in a freaky camp and experimented on, poor guy.

you said you ship them, right? they’ve barely interacted so far, man. what the fuck.

alright alright i’m getting to it

steve the dancing monkey (in his words) is doing a Morale-Raising tour in europe for the troops and they hate it and he hates it. he discovers that... oh shit... bucky and his regiment (?) have been kidnapped by HYDRA! (the science nazis.)

naturally, he of little training MUST go save bucky, because the people that actually know how to save people know that it would be pointless to try. but steve “dumb shit” rogers will do it his own damn self. don’t @ him either. it’s the 1940s so he doesn’t have a phone.

steve will walk to austria, if he has to!... but he actually just gets a plane ride there, from peggy carter the badass and some other guy who’s not that relevant right now.

he KICKS NAZI ASS, SAVES THE PRISONERS, and MAKES MEANINGFUL EYE CONTACT WITH BUCKY ONCE HE FINDS HIM IN THE EVIL SCIENCE NAZI EXPERIMENTATION ROOM. bucky’s so out of it that he barely even tries to question why his old friend is suddenly hot  TALL.

steve and the lads walk back from austria, and he is a Bona Fide War Hero and not just a mascot. he has the stylish grime and everything. on the way, he realizes that the lads are pretty cool, and assembles a Diverse Crack Squad of Guys That Really Wanna Kill Nazis from the cool guys he just met. upon return to wherever they were earlier, steve is made a REAL CAPTAIN now, and his Diverse Crack Squad is at liberty to... go kill nazis.

bucky tags along. he is very handsome and talented at math, so he is a SNIPER and saves steve’s dumb ass (from getting shot by nazis, instead of getting punched in the face) like he used to. the Diverse Crack Squad gears up to take down THE WORST OF THE SCIENCE NAZIS, on a train in the mountains! they can change the course of COMIC BOOK WWII!

you said it was tragic. show me the tragic.

the TRAIN INFILTRATION does not go as planned, and bucky is knocked from the train and falls to his cold, painful, (presumably) death. steve can’t watch.

they catch a REALLY BAD SCIENCE NAZI, but it is a very hollow victory. steve goes and tries to get drunk in a blown-up bar where he hung out with bucky and they were really queer together.

the OTHER really bad science nazi now has a plan to BLOW UP COMIC BOOK NEW YORK! steven will NOT allow this to happen.

he’s also kind of given up on life. he has a flair for the dramatic, and also the ambiguously suicidal.

not that being ambiguously suicidal adds to the Dramatic Romance of this. it doesn’t, and that would be creepy. the point is that steve rogers has a LOT of issues, including the ones that science can’t cure.

this SPECIFIC PLANE is headed towards new york, full of explosives. steve manages to get aboard the plane... and doesn’t even try to escape. he crashes it into the water in the atlantic ocean, saying goodbye to peggy on the radio as it hits. he is also presumed dead. it’s... basically a suicide attempt.

flash forward seventy-some years.

wait, wasn’t he in the avengers?

steve rogers is found inside the frozen plane encased in ice in the ocean. he’s revived (super healing, woop) and... doesn’t say anything, because he’s really not up to expressing feelings.

he has a TERRIBLE time. all of his friends are dead or old and went about their lives without him, and he’s alone in a confusing new world. (but the food is better, vaccines are good, and no polio.) he’s not fantastic at making new friends, because, as shown by him and bucky’s entire relationship, he’s a bit of a sad introvert and just picks one person and... holds on.

blah blah avengers one blah blah, new team and fighting BAD THINGS. but steve is too angsty to make friends. he joins the new security organization that peggy founded, SHIELD, without really inspecting it that well because... he didn’t plan to be alive past flying the plane into the ice, much less in the 21st century. he doesn’t know what he’d do otherwise.

idk that sounds a little slow

he has DEPRESSION. it is a little slow. but it’ll pick up! (not emotionally.) now it’s very anti-establishment action flick. enter CAPTAIN AMERICA (2): THE WINTER SOLDIER.

steve makes a friend. actually, two! sam and natasha are wonderful, and they have some things in common. but steve obtains friendship while realizing that SHIELD is corrupt to the core and actually infiltrated by HYDRA, so he and his new friends have to... burn it to the ground. he “died” (or tried to) to stop HYDRA, and it’s still here and worse then ever. things feel pointless.

to make it worse, he’s fighting this creepily effective impersonal masked assassin on a bridge and oh fuck, oh fuck it’s bucky and didn’t he die years and years ago and his arm is METAL what happened to him, and he’s pretending not to recognize steve.

HYDRA is planning to eliminate sources of resistance for their new world order via shooting them from the air, so steve has to take one specific FLYING DEATHMACHINE down. he does, and brainwashed HYDRA bucky, the winter soldier, is there to stop him.

steve makes an appeal to emotions. “bucky stop you can’t do this”

bucky is confused, but he’s been programmed to do this.

steve tells his coworkers to JUST SHOOT THE DEATHMACHINE DOWN ALREADY, because he’s... given up again. he’s very talented at equating heroism with self-sacrifice/suicide. but he disables the DEATH part of the DEATHMACHINE without it getting shot down.

bucky has been trapped underneath a beam, but steve’s with bucky till the end of the line, even if bucky is brainwashed and lacking memories. steve drops his shield in the water and falls.

it’s another attempt to die. stop that, steve. go to therapy.

bucky doesn’t remember who he is, but he jumps after him. steve is very injured from his fight with bucky, and wouldn’t have survived the fall, but bucky drags him to shore and... leaves.

steve wakes up in the hospital with his new friend sam. they’re going to track bucky down, even if it takes forever.

ISN’T THAT FUCKED UP? isn’t that sad? it’s terrible. now, fics. most of them are after ca:tws, because that’s when the ship got popular. a lot of them center around Finding Bucky and Getting To Know Him Again.

there’s a lot of sappy sad let’s-teach-bucky-how-to-be-a-person-again-and-get-steve-to-be-less-sad but i like the ones that are like sad action movies, or sad queer movies, and less like sad romance movies. my bookmarks are a mess, so here’s the best stuff i could dredge up.

out of the dead land: this one kills me every single time. there’s something terribly cinematic about it. but, as fandom is wont to do, there’s porn near the end. skip that part. ew. it’s an introspective scifi action epic, with just enough identity issues to make you want to cry! READ IT, IT’S IMPORTANT.

this: alternate universe, sans steve “dying.” epistolary. sad, as far as i can remember. (i’d rec the rest of this series but i think it’s best if you read this one first?)

courtroom/media fic. what if the winter soldier got arrested after the movie? (cap fandom does this kind of fake-media thing very well. i just reread it. it’s still good.)

this one isn’t exactly groundbreaking, but it’s a different take on the fandom’s typical post-winter soldier bucky interpretation. quite short, 100% safe for work.

in this one, steve successfully gets drunk, makes some friends, and gains some coping skills. good for dark humour. there’s porn somewhere but i’m sure it’s easily skippable, otherwise i wouldn’t have bookmarked it. not 100% the best thing every but it’s pretty fun.

if you aren’t team s/b all the way then we can’t be friends, but here’s some other marvel stuff i guess

lesbians, ballet, feelings? it’s a rarepair but it’s pretty lovely. au, no background knowledge required. basically a beautiful indie film that’s kind of oscar-bait. you will like this one, i think. there’s probably porn somewhere.

trans black widow. (that chapter only, not sure what the rest is). not very well-written and i have terrible memory but i’m 75% sure it made me cry.

ENJOY! or try to. don’t feel obligated to. but please at least TRY out of the dead land, it is groundbreaking.

[forwyk]

Romantic Frustration | Jaehyun

Right so, you’d be lying somewhere with Jae,

prolly watching tv or smth, nd it would just happen naturally u kno

like there would be no thinking to it it would just happen nd be v natural

Oaky so if ur sitting side by side then u would either be snuggled into his side w his arm around u (although I can’t really imagine this happening rEAlly often, just now nd again) 

OR 

One of u would have ur head in the others lap w their hand gently running through ur hair like awwwww how cute nd soothing

nd then u’d prolly fall asleep 

bc lbr his thighs would also make an amazing pillow hehehe

If u weren’t side by side, u would definitely be lying next to each other like,,, horizontally

If u were spooning he’d wrap his arms tight around u nd like the way u seemed rly tiny in his arms

bc it lowkey boosted his ego bc dam u r so smol

nd he is not in comparison nd he can keep u safe nd warm

O yes, warmth

lying like this w Jae would be SO WARm

but not overly so

Like it would be the nice soft temperature that u tend to have when u wake up so it’d be rly nice !!

AnYways if u were spooning he would most likely be the big spoon

nd sometimes u would grind against his crotch either just trying 2 get comfy or bc u were up for a bit of tomfoolery ;););)

bc lbr lad ur prolly just as freaky as he is hehehe

yo nd if he’s up for it hehe u wld just feel those sinful hips of his smhhhhhh

lbr tho i’m not een smh

or he would start pressing soft kisses to ur neck

so like if that happened I can imagine this going either of two ways

1 - he would flip u over so u were under him nd then he’d kiss u so sensually that it would have u melting (but we’ll discuss this later)) 

OR 2 - he would pull u on top of him so u were straddling him nd then u take charge nd r v in control so tbh nd he would find it sO ATtractive like it’d b a majOR turn on

he’s either dom or sub for makeout sessions it really depends on his mood nd how tired he is ofc

In terms of cuddling, 

still omw zahra get a move on chop chop,

on the days when he was exhausted he’d either pull u into him nd just hold u against his chest letting u snuggle nd just feel comfort in his embrace

oR HE WOULD LOWKEY LIE ON U ND SNUGGLE INTO UR CHEST

BC HE FINDS U SO COMFY ND SOFT ND WARM ND HE JUST LOVES IT ND GETTING TO HOLD ONTO U OAKY

HE WONT ADMIT IT BUT IT’D PROLLY BE ONE OF HIS FAVE WAYS TO CUDDLE W U

Oaky so now it’s time for the kisses hehehe,,,,

hehe boI he either goes hard or goes home rite but u r his home tho so awwww

AnyWAys I can’t see him giving pecks on the lips all that often??

Like pecks r mainly for if ur out nd abt or around the other members

nd u gotta keep it PG

so they’d mainly b on the top of ur head or on ur cheek or maybe on the tip of ur nose depending on how cutesy he’s feeling

depending on how desperate he’s feeling he may start giving u slight pecks on the lips

but then he’d forget that oboi there r other ppl here

nd all of a sudden he’d pull out hehe some move or smth w his tongue idk nd it’d make u moan 

nd there would just be crIES of complaints bc odeer the poor dreamies

lemme tell u tho,

when ur not around the members it would either b really slow nd sensual nd soft

or really needy nd fast paced nd just pure lust

so the sensual ones would prolly happen when he’s just filled w overwhelming love for u

like he’ll just b like “wow this lad is so gr888!!!!! I actually lvoe”

U could be doing something u really like or just sitting nd he’d suddenly come even closer not that that would b possible tho he’s clingy af

nd he would just softly tilt ur head toward him

nd he’d lean down slowly

nd graze his lips across urs a few times

bc even soft jae is a tease smh

nd then when u did a lil whine bc dam can he just kiss u already,, he’d gently place his lips onto urs fitting them together softly

he would apply the smallest amount of pressure, 

pursing his lips a lil a few times gently until he found the right pressure nd decided exactly what pace he wanted to go w

Once he did he’d like keep it chaste for a minute or less bc cmon it’s Jung Jaehyun he’s not one for chaste kisses ;););)

but he’d prolly do it to keep teasing u too smh

Although then he’d b so overcome w love nd softness he’d get that nastieeee tongue out nd swipe if across ur bottom lip a few times

bUT IT WOULD BE SO DELICATE BC HE WANTS TO KEEP THIS GOING AS LONG AS HE CAN SO YH THAT MEANS CONTINUING TO BE A FCKIN T EASE

anyways once he finally decides to open his v v v sinful mouth :’)))))

bOiiIIiiiiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lemme tell u the butterflies would b going crazy like I’m not een lying oaky

they b goin wilddddddttttttttttttttt

his mouth would just b so warm nd it wouldn’t b sloppy either

like sHit lad knos what he’s doing oaky

he knows what u lik nd what he like

nd bc it’s still sensual u can just tell how much he loves u from it

nd it makes u lowkey wanna cri bc wow look @ this amazing human Bean nd he loves u????

Wowowowwowow nd u get to love him w all ur Hort?

Amazing.

Tbh when he wasn’t bein all sensual nd sappi he’d prolly love to push u up against smth like idk

I just c him finding it real hot nd I think being able to ‘cage’ u in wld be a massive turn on for him???

dom jae would be making an appearance

Like if it was in a dark corridor or up against the van I think he’d lowkey highkey like the thrill of possible being caught by someone u kno?

But obvs u never do get caught bc u both have a concept of sAfety

Tbh tho he’d definitely be up for lip bites,,,

like he’d prolly bite urs but it would be sO soft nd tiny sometimes u can miss them

but bOI U KNO THEY’RE THERE

he’d definitely appreciate a soft lip bite here nd there tho like 😏

it would prolly illicit the most. beautiful. moan from him

like wE all heard that slight moan shit he was pullin in Firetruck,,,

So CAN U IMAGINE

tbh I won’t bc I’m too tired for all this playin smh 

either way tho jae’s kisses wld leave u breathless as all h*ck nd wanting more bc he’s got this addictive taste nd feeling that u crave more of after one kiss :)))

anyways idk how 2 end this bc it wasn’t een meant 2 be this long jae aint een my bias

This is for the biggest softest Jae hoe I know, @yoonohsdimples - I hope u like it lad ❤️️

[nyandom]

Introduction of the Members

Yuki: A page dedicated to this is still under works so for now, we’ll be introducing the members via text post.

Elo: The members are arranged from who joined MEOW first to the last.

Jordan

Nicknames: Jordy, Superman, Freaking Disgrace (FD), and Mama

Posts including Jordan will be tagged with #jordan.

He is the oldest member of the group and is considered as the Mother of Meow. Of course, being an adult means having a job is part of the package. This becomes one of the main reasons for his lengthy absences in the group. But even so, he had kept everyone in his thoughts. He even sent his friend, Edzon, to check on the members so that he’ll be able to know how they were doing while he’s at work (which was how Edzon became a member). His confidence levels are off-charts especially on the topic of his charm and looks. It is worth noting that the amount of hearts he has broken just by turning around is limitless. He also has a cool temper that will take a lot before bursting. But when it does burst, he can be terrifying. However, like Elora, he doesn’t hold grudges for too long and will apologize. That aside, he is a patient and caring friend. He’d give advice and do his best to help someone in a bind. That is why no matter how long the period between each of his rare visits, the members would always patiently wait for him filled with just as much anticipation as they had the last time.

Yuki: His confidence is so high I’d call it pride. But I’d be lying to myself if I said I wasn’t a bit envious or fond of it. He’s got moves too (also one of the things I’m jealous of). With all the wise words and guidance he’d drop on us like some sort of nuclear bomb in WWII, it’s easy to forget that he too can be fragile at times.

Sophia

Nicknames: Yukiko, Yuki, Snowie, Sunshine and Granny

Posts including Sophia will be tagged with #yuki.

She’s a religious gal with a caring heart. Do not be fooled by her seemingly aloof appearance for she is a huge, clumsy dork. Remember not to aggravate her. Her strength is a force to be reckoned with. She tries to be more fit, often sparking the fire in the rivalry between her and Derek. Even with that fact, she still eats a lot of spicy food, sometimes going out of her way to drown her ulam in chili. She is a fashionista at heart, despite what she lets on. Last to enter a fandom and the last one to leave it. She is also fond of jokes, puns being one of her favorite types. Loyal and loving, she’ll stay a friend through the toughest of times. She also enjoys minimalistic art and Pinterest.

Elo: Well that was way easier to write than I expected.

Yuki: You darn lil sweetheart, you pressured me.

Elo: Oops, sorry bby.

Elora

Nicknames: E, Elo, Eloroll, Ero-chan, Zurithia Xeliquana, Iron Board and Zuri

Posts including Elora will be tagged with #zuri.

This charming chocoholic has caught the often unwanted eyes of lots of boys (and sometimes girls) at her school. It is really no wonder why for her sweetness is as great as the chocolates she loves so dearly. It reaches to a point that most of the time, she can’t bring her heart to straight up tell someone annoyingly hitting on her when she’s a little too tired for a chat. She’s a fond of sweets but she’s even more fond of salty food. She’s very supportive of her friends and is usually lively. Her greatest weaknesses include cute things and spicy food. She can be forgetful at times and she really hates it when people say anything about her height. But it’s hard for her to stay mad at anyone for too long. It’s in her nature. She’s a very loving, thoughtful, and optimistic friend that lots of people would definitely fight for to befriend and to keep happy. One can always, always count on her to make anyone feel better even without words.

Yuki: She loves shipping countries and musicals too. Definitely an active tumblerist. Sinnamon roll. Ya think she’s just all cute? Yes, she is. An alpha sister being tough and cool. But know this, if she ever did something to you, believe me when I say it’s going to be very hard to be angry at her for more than 3 minutes and if she’s ever sad, you’d kill to turn that frown upside down. She’s that easy to love and hard to drop which is often a bother to both of us because some people who really won’t drop her end up choking her.

Elo: *SCREAMING* BBY WHY??? OMG PLS MY SINS- YOU SAY YOU GOT PRESSURED BUT YOU BUST OUT THIS FANFIC! THIS WENT TOO DEEP > /// < MAYDAY MAYDAY ELOROLL HAS LOST CONTACT

Yuki:  Love you.

Maricris

Nicknames: Mari, Chrissy, and Leonia

Posts including Maricris will be tagged with #mari.

An intelligent and academically competitive student. But don’t you think she’s plain and dull just because of her passion for science. The dancer deep within her is anything but that. Not only is she great with keeping up with the music but she’s also a great actress and singer. Though she freezes up when it comes to singing in front of crowds, she has no problem showcasing her wonderful talent in theater and dancing. Her love for food is only bounded by chocolate and ruled by pretzels.

Yuki: Real fun and amazing person to discuss with about debatable topics—social, religious, political, scientific—anything. She’s got great facts to give away too. She becomes very enthusiastic when it comes to the people she’s got a crush on too. By the way, she’s the one who made our header.

Elo: Doesn’t she have just the most awesome editing skills??? :DDD

Hanna

Nicknames: Nee-tan, Sharina, and Flour

Posts including Hanna will be tagged with #hanna.

She’s a junior high school classmate of Elora’s. She’s fond of cute things and is very fickle. Once she likes another thing, she’ll immediately switch to that. She also likes makeup and trying out different hairstyles. She doesn’t often get to do either though due to her religion, Islam. She has a boyfriend named Paul who thinks that her small stature is adorable. Despite her height, she tries to be badass, often failing. As a way to prove that she is indeed badass, she plays League of Legends.

Elo: The friends whom she often plays with say that she is not good at the game. Whether she is good or not remains to be seen.

Yuki: She good a dancer. The variety of the hijabs she wear each day and how she copes with the heat never fails to amaze me.

Elo: Ooh! Building up on that, she rarely takes off her jacket. Like, even in scorching hot weather. She says it’s hotter with it off??? She really doesn’t like direct sunlight.

Miles

Nicknames: Derek, and Derk

Posts including Derek will be tagged with #derek.

An aspiring researcher with a beautiful singing voice. He’s an avid fan of Eurovision and has been trying to improve his art skills. He’s an ambitious young lad with great determination for his goals and living a healthy life is one of them (just like the competitive Sophia). He can be a bit prideful of himself sometimes but he’s just a huge loveable dork with big dreams and good amount of belief in oneself.

Yuki: Family friend since first grade, really fun guy. Quite the eccentric - one of the major requirements for the group. He’s a minecraft former SU fan kid by the way.

Edzon

Nicknames: Eddy, Alistaire, Ali, the most handsome person you will ever meet, and Alien

Posts including Edzon will be tagged as #eddy.

He’s a jokester with a habit of flirting with people he’s interested in. It seems like his style of joking consists of well-cultivated jokes that often times leave one thinking. Jordan and Edzon are known to have been classmates at one point in time. His location as of now is unknown as he often flies off to one place or another, possibly due to his job.

Elo: He’s also fond of using kaomojis with English characters such as (but not limited to): - w - , - o - , and e - e.

Yuki: His confidence is as annoying as FD’s. Pretty laidback but when it comes to people who mean a lot to him, he’s quite the opposite. He can be thoughtful at times though. He wasn’t much of an FB user but according to his friends, he’d become a little more active in it ever since he became a part of the group.

Elo: He’s also really sweet! <3

Rudy

Nicknames: Piece of Crud (PC)

Posts including Rudy will be tagged as #rudy.

He’s a Korean who is twins with Ruby. He has been known to roleplay (in fact, that’s how he and Elora met!). He often portrays himself as mean and perverted. But from the observations of the group members, he’s a sweetheart who just doesn’t want to get close to anyone in fear of being left alone.

Elo: He’s a real piece of work, he is. At his worst, he could kill a man. He has been suspended for fighting with his the principal’s son of his school. However, the said son threatened to hurt Ruby. You can imagine what happened next. At his best however, he’s the nicest, most thoughtful person ever. He even saved all the pictures that was sent in MEOW (even if he denies it.)

Yuki: Real life tsundere boi. He’s a brutal prankster too. Oh and surprising fact, he dances ballet. Actually, he dances a variety of styles but still, ballet.

Ruby

Nicknames: Gemmie

Posts including Ruby will be tagged as #ruby.

The angel of the group that rarely goes online but not as rare as the adults, Jordan and Edzon. She’s the female of the Kang twins and just like Rudy, she loves and cares about her sibling just as much as he does even though she’s the usual target of Rudy’s freaky pranks.The only difference is, she’s a lot more open and honest about that part. She doesn’t like it when her brother gets judged too quickly and she’s always the first to defend him. She rarely gets mad at anyone but when she does, it can be quite unsettling. She holds grudges but forgiveness is not something that’s hard to come by her. Nevertheless, she’s the sweetest and purest person in the group and the guilt will haunt you for the rest of your days if you’ve ever mader her upset.

Yuki:  Angel is no exaggeration cuz she literally is one. It’s really hard to make her mad, just to let you know( as long as it’s not about her brother that is) so don’t worry ‘bout her hating you. Like Rudy, she dances too and she’s got a knack at it..

Aimee

Nicknames: Aim, Shotgun, and Gun

Posts including Aimee will be tagged as #shotgun.

She’s the youngest and newest member of the group. A great artist. Much is yet to be known by her and prior to Miles's request (and interest), she was added. We've had our doubts about her but looking back, our conditions are pretty much better than the ones Rudy has put us all through. And so far, the group have had quite a grand time with the lass and are looking forward to get to know the fun little gal more.

Elo: We will link her art blog here once she makes one! (If we fail to do so, someone please remind us.)

Yuki: Very great artist. Had a DA once but she gan move here now—internet’s hell hole.