[ BEETLE | 23 | QUEER | TRANS GUY | HE / HIM ] JUST ANOTHER GUY OBSESSED WITH CORN, MAIZE, AND OTHER YELLOW GRAINS. IF YOU TOO LIKE CORN, DON'T STALK ME; JUST TALK TO ME! (also don't hesitate to ask me to tag something)
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i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about ANYTHING else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.
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movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe
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guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol
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Men and their stupid big sexy thighs fuck you
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Happy birthday Queen
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okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.
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ALL 11 SEASONS OF 1080P MASH (1972-1983) uploaded to MEGA for your downloading/viewing pleasure: season 1 | season 2 | season 3 | season 4 | season 5 | season 6 | season 7 | season 8 | season 9 | season 10 | season 11
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