cornfield-cryptid
look at that fucking cornfield
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[ BEETLE | 23 | QUEER | TRANS GUY | HE / HIM ] JUST ANOTHER GUY OBSESSED WITH CORN, MAIZE, AND OTHER YELLOW GRAINS. IF YOU TOO LIKE CORN, DON'T STALK ME; JUST TALK TO ME! (also don't hesitate to ask me to tag something)
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cornfield-cryptid · 6 hours ago
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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”
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cornfield-cryptid · 10 hours ago
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CNN suggested that Luigi Mangione stage a boycott instead of what he did. a boycott of the health care industry. exercising my right to protest by fucking dying.
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cornfield-cryptid · 10 hours ago
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i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.
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cornfield-cryptid · 20 hours ago
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Block these sites in your uBlock Origin so you won't see that shit in your searches
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cornfield-cryptid · 22 hours ago
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it's almost almost christmas
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cornfield-cryptid · 22 hours ago
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buddy its november
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cornfield-cryptid · 1 day ago
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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me
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cornfield-cryptid · 1 day ago
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i think people meme on places like Iowa and Ohio being empty but did you know that over 90% of their pre-colonial wetlands have been destroyed, mostly for agricultural purposes?
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That's where the Great Black Swamp used to be. it's gone now. it was destroyed methodically and intentionally by settlers to create "productive" farmland. extremely productive farmland from which nitrogenous waste floods lake erie and causes deadly algal blooms. the "ugly" and "empty" places in the United States were manufactured. this country is literally a blight on the face of the earth.
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cornfield-cryptid · 1 day ago
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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn
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cornfield-cryptid · 2 days ago
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cornfield-cryptid · 2 days ago
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it's really funny how the NYPD perp walked Luigi Mangione as an obvious power play so they could pretend they're badasses but instead they just look like they're leading Jesus to the cross
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cornfield-cryptid · 2 days ago
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"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that
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cornfield-cryptid · 2 days ago
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"Members of the Teamsters union went on strike at Amazon early Thursday in a labor action at seven facilities in four states coast to coast just ahead of the holiday gift-giving rush.
Amazon said that its operations will not be affected by any of the union’s actions. Although the Teamsters claim to represent 7,000 Amazon workers nationwide, that accounts for less than 1% of the company’s US workforce."
"Amazon shows no indication it is willing to reach a deal with the Teamsters or even recognizes that the union speaks for any of its workers, despite the union declaring that employees at numerous Amazon facilities have signed cards asking to join."
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cornfield-cryptid · 2 days ago
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