cornfield-cryptid
look at that fucking cornfield
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[ BEETLE | 23 | QUEER | TRANS GUY | HE / HIM ] JUST ANOTHER GUY OBSESSED WITH CORN, MAIZE, AND OTHER YELLOW GRAINS. IF YOU TOO LIKE CORN, DON'T STALK ME; JUST TALK TO ME! (also don't hesitate to ask me to tag something)
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cornfield-cryptid · 4 hours ago
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How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?
this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
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cornfield-cryptid · 4 hours ago
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dandadan episode 07 - to a kinder world
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Happy 19th Birthday to the Nintendo DS!
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cornfield-cryptid · 14 hours ago
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my new character. his whole deal is he's a chill guy that lowkey doesn't give a fuck
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my old character. part of her deal is she's an unchill gal that highkey gives a fuck
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Hey, not art however this is for my art class since we’re learning to artistically represent data so if y’all can give this a vote for a second so I can make my graph please?
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cornfield-cryptid · 14 hours ago
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My fave genre of images
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uh oh this pronunciation of polycules is gonna stick in my head for a long while
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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how do they even know who they voted for. I hate gringos
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