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Reblog for greater sample size.

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for all my walten files girlies out there

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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

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figurines by TheSafflowerField

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yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

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beatles biopics are impossible because that is the weirdest, most unique looking quartet of men on the planet. the best depiction will always be a cartoon

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its crazy how elections happen more often the older you get. the obama administration lasted from about 1179 bce to 633 ce

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in light of switch 2 direct and as an advocate for playing windwaker: if you have a low-end laptop/pc and a wired controller you can play ww HD for free, let alone gamecube ww. download dolphin. go to r/roms. save yourself 600 dollars

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a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

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the belcher files. follow my brand new tweeter sophieletterson