#I love my pookie

[alevens]

Usopp u gotta stop. you always try your hardest. you lie too good. your brain is too big. your standing on business is too real. your attractiveness is too much. they'll kill you.

[randommushro0m]

Can you draw Darkstalker?? His book was probably my favorite!!

omg hi pookie

[murderknott]

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[thedesertpenguin]

The Eddie Diaz checklist ig:

Pretty: ✅

Judgmental: ✅

Mental breakdown imminent: ✅

Gay: ✅

[lifenconcepts]

[zhonyua]

peace

zhongli x reader

context: after a tiring day, you enjoy your lover's embrace.

content: fluffy, comfort, lots of kisses, implied dragon!zhongli.

notes: yes, another zhongli fic (i'm feeling a little delulu about him); short fic, it's just fluffy and comfort, sorry for any mistakes, zhongli is very clingy!

you were tired. your day was so long that you thought it wouldn't end. your eyes were heavy and your body was sore. you just wanted to go to your house, your bed, your comfiness. and that time finally came.

you were so relieved to be home, that you didn't even notice the tall figure behind you as soon as you entered the house. you couldn't hold your surprised gasp when a weight dropped on your shoulders and your knees had to fight to stay still.

a pair of strong arms wrapped around your waist, holding you close and tight, and a head rested on your shoulder, making the chocolate hair tickle your neck.

you sighed, closing your eyes in genuine relief. "you'll kill me if you keep scaring me like that, you know?" you said in a slight playful voice to the clingy man behind you. he tightened his hug when he heard your voice.

you reached your hand to his head, petting his head like a puppy. you could hear the hum leaving his lips when he snuggled his face on your neck. "why are you extra clingy today?" you asked in that same playful voice.

the man turned you around to face him, resting his large hands on your waist and tilting his head to be closer to yours. you felt your heart skipping a beat when you stared right into his golden eyes, brushing a few loose locks of his hair that insisted on falling on his face.

he smiled at you, a gentle and kind smile, like a cat's. "can't an old man miss his lover?" his voice sounded like honey to your ears when he spoke. his head lowering to rest his forehead on yours.

"you missed me that much?" you were joking, but he nodded seriously, making your face blush. one of his hands reached to cup your cheek, brushing his thumb agaisnt your soft skin and looking at your eyes.

"just as a drowning person misses oxygen, i missed you, my dear." his charming words made your heart beat faster but you forced an awkward chuckle, trying to seem relaxed.

"so romantic." you tried to sound playful but your voice was shaky. he leaned in, brushing his lips on your rosy cheek, still holding you by your waist, slowly caressing the area with his thumb.

"i can listen to your heartbeat, dearest." he hummed, whispering to your ear. "it is quite rapid." cursed be his dragon senses!

with those words your heart increased its speed, making him chuckle lowly against your skin. you looked like a little rabbit, trapped on his arms with a poor crazy heart. you forgot completely about your exhaustion.

he resumed his small kisses on your cheeks, tickling your skin with his lips while pulling you even closer to his body. you closed your eyes, feeling how your skin burnt with every little touch of his.

"say, my beloved, how about you join me on a calm slumber? i can feel your tenseness." his words were still low, making the process of relaxing you. you nodded slowly and he smiled even further.

suddenly, he picked you up on his arms, snuggling your body against his and ignoring your surprised squeak. "then, let's not waste any more of our precious time." he said before walking with you to your bed.

it doesn't matter how tiring you days could be. you knew that every night you would have a peaceful rest with your love.

[i-give-u--art]

"light vore"? Explain?? What's that mmmmmmean.?

Like if a person was just chilling in someone’s mouth or sum like that :3

But like no swallowing or anything like that 

[allastoredeer]

I don't think I've seen a fanfic yet about Alastor being a pervert to its reader, like, what would he be like? Would he make the reader sit on his lap while he feeds him? Would he make the reader dress up front or would he dress them up? Maybe he wore cute clothes in private just for him to see, even taking a photo with a poraloid to put in his albums? The question would be what would he be like? ((Now that I stop to think, maybe he's a yandere alastor, to reach this level of being a pervert with a reader))

I, uh, I think you may be on the wrong blog, Anon. I haven't posted any Alastor x Reader. I don't even venture into character x reader stuff cuz it just ain't my thang, but I am sure there are other x reader blogs that would love to go into this with you.

[someloserinajaywig]

they gave my princess a gun

[leonelmolinari]

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I LOVE THIS SM RAHHHHHH

GO FOLLOW MY POOKIE @wisk2009 FOR THIS AMAZING BIRTHDAY GIFT ART OF MY FAV PHIGHTIN SHIP

[hotfemboylover420]

hi gang

[stxr-slut]

"She may need her toes some day. And let's face it, I am hotter than you."

YES YOU ARE !!!

[fromsupernaturaltof1]

I'm catching on mister!

[ccstiles]

Tell me WHY, after trying for WEEKS to get my best friend to understand my new love for YuuriVoice, do they finally willingly listen to an audio, absolutely love it...

And tell me why it's FUCKING GUZMA

I HAVE SHOWN THIS BITCH ALL THE SILLIES. ALPHONSE, SETH, FINN, Y!FINN, AURON, CHARLIE

THEY HAVE BEEN INTERESTED IN NONE OF THEM

BUT FUCKING GUZMA?????

[moonahsrobin]

Omg his smile

[propheticclown]

My partner absolutely HATES the Serkets and it's so funny to me because every time they appear in Homestuck they will literally go silent and even though I can't see their face I swear I can feel their eyes squinting and the malice rising inside of them. And I don't mean "Oh, the Serkets are just their least favorite characters." NO! They despise them. Fully and utterly LOATHE them and it makes me cackle every time because they legitimately get so pressed over a group of spider people. It's so funny too because Vriska and Aranea are fandom favorites and their favorites are Eridan and Kurloz who both are most certainly not. I love my partner so much.