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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

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Thinking if they go down the "let Buck fuck" coping mechanism for his El Paso spiral I really need a scene where Eddie lets himself into the loft one morning to be faced with some random person in the kitchen in their underwear and there's a super awkward moment where they just both glitch before Buck comes barreling down the stairs tucking his shirt in and is all, oh, did you need something and Eddie is like, no, just dropping a box of your stuff off from the house and gets out of there as fast as he can because he does not want to see this For Reasons and rando is all sympathetic, like, wow, THAT'S the guy you just broke up with, no wonder you're heartbroken and Buck just blue screens.

Bonus if you see rando making their escape in an Uber and telling a friend on the phone, yeah he's cute and everything but he still has photos of his hot ex all over his fridge, so...🤷

I really need some comic misunderstanding hijinx in 8b because I like it when this show is a comedy.

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dream scenario is when buck and eddie get married neither of them invite their parents to the wedding because fuck them. bobby walks buck down the aisle and christopher walks eddie down the aisle. i do not take criticism on this because i am correct

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It’ll be a dark day for me if anything bad happens to Krypto

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Hi, I can’t fucking believe this is where we left them actually

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to me it has been confirmed that macdennis have fucked because why else would dennis care so much about mac's shamrock tatoo?🤨

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i thought it'd be funny

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hi, evan

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the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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Sunny just tied her hair up and said she’ll invent something and suddenly my night is filled with tears

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TED LASSO (2020 - ) S03E09 · La Locker Room Aux Folles

bonus:

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Ted Lasso + The Wizard of Oz

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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I’m obsessed with the idea that Rio was the only one who ever thought Agatha was good

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Agathario random text post

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Chris Perfetti, who plays Jacob on Abbott Elementary, just revealed to TVinsider that the Sunny-half of the crossover is going to be what happens “off camera” during the Abbott episode…!!

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oomf requested this on twitter and i delivered