#cassie yaps !! ☆▪︎☆

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Jj maybank would send you a picture of his dick with a bow tied around it to ask you to be his valentines, just so yk...

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I can't decide whether I wanna be the one talking or the one listening 🤔

New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.

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Idk why but my type is "men who you genuinely can't tell if their gay or straight."

Like it's getting out of hand, jj maybank, Pope heyward, finnick odair, SIRIUS BLACK???

Not to mention my ex, rip (he's not dead, I just wish he was). Like I literally thought that man was gay when I first met him.

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Imagine reader and reggie who both took astrology and they end up partners.

I'm thinking slow burn where their too scared to talk to each other at first, but one day reader forgets a peice of a equipment or a book or something and reggie shares his and that's where it starts.

OR..

Best friend!reader x reggie who've known each other since before hogwarts. He's cold to everyone else but so so soft with her (grumpy x sunshine ml).

They sit together on the astronomy tower during late night lessons, huddled up under a blanket, staring up at stars and whispering about childhood stories only they would understand.

They get each other in a way that their friends don't and its the purest thing he's ever had.

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"She may need her toes some day. And let's face it, I am hotter than you."

YES YOU ARE !!!

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My thing for brown eyed yappers is insane I mean the literal love of my LIFE is a pretty brown eyed yapper and I will kidnapper her if she tries to marry anyone but me <33

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The fact I show my affection through biteing in to funny.

Like I would 100% take a bite out of whichever of my partners body pars was closest to my head at the time.

I need to write an imagine abt reader who bites (self indulgent, I know) and their bf is covered in bite marks n their friends see and tease them abt it but they just fully don't care.

Like idk if anyone has ever written that specifically before, I've seen similar concepts tho.

But like who would it suit more? I'm thinking like.. sirius or jj, maybe jacob??

(Bonus points if I can include a joke abt how sirius/jacob is supposed to be the 'dog', not reader)

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Thinking about throwing a strop and stomping away only for jacob to simply throw me over his shoulder and carry me back to where I'm supposed to be.

I'm a stubborn BITCH when I want to be, but so is he.

(Also, bro is 6'7 and I'm minorly afraid of heights 💀)

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You know, as much as I love 'the golden alliance' I don't think its the best option.

I mean, it's fitting, yeah, katniss' pin, hamitch/finnicks bangle, peetas medallion.

But I think 'the sexy squad' fits so much better.

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Yk I used to be a jj girlie 100% but popes been on my tumblr sm and its confusing me.

I want both :((

pope heyward is such a cliché 80s movie boyfriend who leaves notes in your locker and climbs through ur window. pope heyward is the type of boyfriend to take off your makeup and do your skincare routine for you when you’re hangover. pope is a waist grabber before pulling you in for a kiss xx

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Just had a dream that pope fucking DROWNED and it was terrifying.

Icr what happened before or how he got in the water, but we were on the boat, and then somehow he's in the water and its at night and I jumped in with one of those like life float thingies that look like donuts (ik nothing abt boats I'm sorry) and manage to pull him out (how, I have no clue cos I'm fucking tiny but dream logic ig)

So then we're on the boat and the pogues are trying to revive him while I'm still freaking out because I was nearly swallowed by the fucking propeller. (shout out to kie for not letting me die. also, for some reason, I was holding a bagel when I jumped in and only dropped it so kie could pull me out, anyways, rip my bagel)

And then John b is like "he's not fucking waking up dude" and for some reason the boat is fucking SPINNING and I get up and try to do cpr myself and he finally wakes up and then we get rescued and he's alright and yeah.

So that was really fun.

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The fact that katniss thought finnick was making out w peeta at first when he gives him cpr is my roman empire

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I need a tshirt that says "I ❤️ sassy men".

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I just know bitches hate her cos they're jealous.

Jegulily you have my heart ❤️

jegulily is actually so powerful

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Imagining sirius black with a belly button piercing, and I'm actually drooling.

This man is so hot. I need him. NEED.

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I thought of this in the car the other day, so lemme ramble for a second.

Lesbian mermaids/sirens.

Like, a story about 2 lesbian mermaids that fall in love with eachother and kill corrupt fishermen.

Maybe they get separated, or maybe it's like an enemies to livers situation? Maybe found family?? I don't know.

I just love the concept of lesbians in stories you wouldn't expect them in.

Iike lesbians in 15th century britan, or a lesbian fairytale where instead of the Prince rescues the Princess, the Princess falls in love with a night, except that night gets persecuted because she's actually a woman and "women aren't allowed to fight" and the Princess ends up saving her??

I just love lesbians.