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10 characters I am attracted to!
Tagged by @densofyarrow ... ten days ago.
This is really hard because I am rarely attracted to fictional characters? I didn't manage to find ten... also many of them are... thin cases. Also I ship many of them with other characters which will instantly mute my attraction. XD ... so no guarantee about the order.
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#10 ??????? idk I’d probably find another One Piece Character. Maybe just Oscar from Syberia? But then I kind of ship him with Kate so that would be weird too... idk.
#09 Bobby Fulbright - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies (don’t question this............ Bobby ;_; we hardly knew you... or maybe we did.)
#08 Boromir - Lord of the Rings (Book version ... yeah... when I got older he became more interesting? idk)
#07 Vimes - Discworld books (like... It’s him or Vetinari if you’re into men, let’s be real! But also Vimes/Sybil = OTP)
#06 Hannemann - Fire Emblem Three Houses (I do ship him with Manuela but... I dig the gentleman scholar vibes.)
#05 Ponder - Discworld books (I like my men either lawful and/or loyal and/or good and/or so fucking nerdy that couldn't function in the real world)
#04 Vice-Admiral Momonga - One Piece (There is just something about him... idk)
#03 Dedue - Fire Emblem Three Houses (There is a trend of me enjoying to romance the right hand man of the "main characters")
#02 Kuririn - Dragon Ball Z (so the adult version... fml I had a real crush on him... I just remembered that I got really upset when I learned that he was together with Android 18... lmao. I was young. Also in reality I’m more attracted to men who are around my own height... so... that was the first indicator for that?)
#01 Mr. Husbando: Frederick - Fire Emblem Awakening
Please I need me a freak like that. And with freak I mean a battle butler who loves fire as much as I do and is too loyal for his own good.
Damn I wish he was real and I could have him.
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I tag no one, because I don’t want to annoy anyone. But you can always tag me, I don’t mind! Thank you!
Oh wait... @burning-peanut if you want to?
#about myself#fictional characters#attraction to characters?#idk if those are the rules at all#also sorry for being so late#Also really Freddy is the only one who gets the husbando tag#Wow the way I just remembered that I had a real crush on Kuririn#weird#but true#I love loyal men#I’m willing to share you with your liege but in your free time you’re mine#I love lawful good men#There are also at least three in there that count as cops#suprise no travis though#because I ship him with Laura#he belongs to Laura#So my attraction to him is instantly muted XD#no idea why my brain works that way#also let me post this before I get kicked off tumblr again
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Just learned that oral sex is illegal in South Carolina
I bet Andrew Minyard loves that and it makes the shower scene so so funny
#andrew loves breaking the law in any small way possible#he would be the type of person to purposely avoid crosswalks so he can jaywalk#but I bet he loves loves loves breaking this law#and good for him#andrew minyard#neil josten#t4t andreil#andreil#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#the raven king#the king’s men#the foxes#aftg trilogy
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Do the tumblrinas know about Le Nozze di Figaro (1786, Mozart/Da Ponte)
#fr though I feel like the tumblr girlies would love this show (18th century opera)#it has everything:#rich gross men getting their comeuppance#transgenderism#implied gay sex#genuinely adorable and wholesome bi-coded het couple#girl best friends#schemes#unexpected paternity test results#mistaken identities#an arch rival turned supportive mother in law#and a drunk bitchy gardener#also some of the most genuinely romantic moments in all media (to me)#have you ever tried to pull one over on ur boyfriend but he figures it out immediately because he would recognize your voice anywhere?#this happened to my good friend susanna once#opera#mozart#le nozze di figaro#the marriage of figaro
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Aye! I loved the age gap relationship with Carisi! Can I ask you to do a similar one but with a younger female ADA? (Who happens to love everything vintage)
(i study law and Barba, Novak & Carisi are like the holy trinity of law I pray to when I have a trial simulation 😁)
-some NSFW too if you’re up to?-
— Alex
i'm so glad you liked it! admittedly, i don't know much about law, so i hope this is okay!
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he will stop by thrift stores, antique stores, yard sales, etc, whenever he sees them to browse and see if he finds anything you might like. he loves surprising you with little gifts
he'd definitely be at a yard sale, blushing while paying for something he found that he knew you'd love. he'd feel a little silly and feel the need to mention that it's for his girlfriend, not himself.
your office and desk are littered with little trinkets and things that you've collected, and sometimes, you'll find that he's wordlessly left something else to add to your collection.
when you ask him about it, he'll just shrug and say it made him think of you, as if it was no big deal that he constantly went out of his way to buy things that reminded him of you. but, to you, it was everything.
you guys would both be very, very busy, both being lawyers and working long, odd hours for cases which would hinder you from spending time together, but he'd make up for it whenever he can.
he would leave little notes around the apartment, your office, your books, etc. it's sort of like a game for you to find these little love notes that he's hidden.
he also loves to call and check in on you, see how you're doing, make sure you're eating, drinking water, not letting your case completely consume you. you insist that he can text you, but he's old, so he likes to call.
lunch break makeout sessions are frequent occurrences. it's sort of exciting for him. he thought the days of him sneaking around and making out like a lovesick teenager were far behind him, but with you, he can't seem to control himself. you're so beautiful and smart and incredible. he can't help but want to kiss you and touch you all the time.
also, if you two haven't had a date in awhile, he would buy a bunch of shit from the vending machine and swing by your office, so you two could have a mini date and spend some time together. if you were really deep into a case, he'd insist on helping. he'd want you to tell him all about it while you two ate the crappy junk food he brought.
he's very serious about work. work time is work time, and you respect that. but, he definitely can't help when his mind wanders to you every so often. he's a bit of a daydreamer when it comes to you. plus, he wouldn't be able to help staring like a fool whenever he saw you, even if he was supposed to be in serious work mode.
he would love to mentor you and teach you everything he knows about law. he wants to see you succeed and knowing that he can help you do that makes his heart swell.
loves to see you kick ass in court. he feels so proud watching you win a case and just overall dominate in the courtroom. plus he'd be lying if he said it didn't turn him on a little bit
when you two finally get some time together, he would go all out. he'd buy you flowers, cook you a nice dinner, light candles, litter the bed in rose petals— the whole nine yards
and when you two are done eating, he would take you to the bedroom and take his time with you. he'd want to worship your body, show you just how much he loves you, and has missed you. it would be romantic, slow, intimate, and just overall absolutely perfect
#🎀#pussy so good it cures his erectile dysfunction#am i right guys#i love old men#sonny carisi#sonny carisi x reader#sonny carisi headcanons#dominick carisi jr#dominick carisi jr x reader#dominick carisi jr headcanons#law and order special victims unit#law and order svu#law and order headcanons#svu#l&o svu#soleil's asks <3#answered !#sol and alex ☀️
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Breaking tumblr by confessing that my findings have me deducing she is bisexual with a preference for men.
#[ 🕷️ ] —— musings#[ 🕷️ ] —— out of character#[ how you say? by comparing her s*x scenes and the trajectory of animation of her kisses ]#[ and other small details like the baby daddy- the fact she’s an abnormality in drow society ]#[ and instead of thinking of this ‘fuck all men’ mindset people think she has ]#[ and comparing it more to like 1800s patriarchies but in reverse ]#[ men like Drizzt and Zak and Gromph and Jarlaxle wouldn’t have garnered their respect or#/disrespect/ if drow men were so displaced ]#[ they still had to fight and die for it but- it’s why drow men are so ruthless ]#[ me defending drow men all the time too.. because listen just because canon says a gender is worthless#doesn’t mean we are suppose to agree. ]#[ when the law says a male infant who’s an hour old should be put to the dagger doesn’t make it any less right ]#[ I feel like the fandom on a whole forgets that. ]#[ it’s like that in canon but it doesn’t make it right same as a Victorian being silenced for her voice doesn’t make it right because law ]#[ anyway i got entirely side tracked bHAHAHA ]#[ hello adhd ]#[ anyway it doesn’t mean that she likes women less just that you know ]#[ she still loves a good di*k down and isn’t repulsive of men ]#[ heck we shouldn’t have to explain this but we all know there are parts of the general fandom and twitter that are biphobic ]
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Lawlu soulmate AU where soulmates are a rarity. Law doesn’t believe in soulmates but when he turns 18 he gets a soulmate tattoo and years pass without him finding the person.
He meets Luffy and suddenly realizes it’s him and they sleep together out of pure instinct but he rejects him right after because Law stubbornly believes anyone who becomes his family will die. Problem is if you reject your soulmate you get extremely ill so the harder he fights the sicker he gets.
Meanwhile, Luffy can’t understand why Law won’t love him even though they’re soulmates and he loved him from the moment he saw him and even though he accepts him he has to suffer his illness through their bond and can’t do anything about it.
#next project#holy angst#I really love making these men suffer don’t i#but damn it’s gonna be so good#Lawlu#lawlu fanfiction#Trafalgar law#monkey d luffy#law#luffy#one piece#ao3#one piece fanfiction
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#milo murphy's law#dakavendish#they are sleep#i love them sm#tried to resemble the show style#don’t know if it came out like it but i think it looks good#only did that bc cavendish did NOT look right in my personal style#anyways my favorite old men#was going to post this on twitter but twt is HELL
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the kid, law and luffy interactions bring me such joy because it'll just be
captain: no i have to do this stupid thing because otherwise They'll win
crew members: win WHAT
captain:
#one piece#it's even funnier with law because he's the *straight man* serious character whatever#but he has the same stupid captain brain that makes him wantto drive his ship off a cliff#competitiveness is a disease#law is so smart but so horribly stupid i love him#them competing in the middle of a boss battle is truly good for my soul#'mortal danger'? no listen i need to teach these alliance fucks a lesson or else they'll laugh at me later#*derisively* men
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there is some symbolism iv never considered in that one episod of pt5 where zenigata rescues fujiko before she kills lupin
#there are many timelines and variations in lupin as a serie so that every ship could work#in my own prefered timeline lupin finally gets the hint that fujiko plays him like a fiddle#to me she does like him but he is an instrument to her#she is cold hearted and calculating and always thinking about relationships in terms of profit#i got some ideas abt her background that justify this. essentially she kills the detective that is after her and with that kills#the soft part of her that she couldnt control before#eventually and despite his affection lupin gives up the objectifications and the desires he projects onto fujiko#whom uses his delusions like a master tbh#thus allowing himself to consider zenigata. he plays with zenigata the way fujiko plays with him#hes just not as calculating. he feels pity and remorse where fujiko doesnt#he finds the thrills and the doubts and the lack of trust and the risk of betrayal in zenigata. the things that he loves the most#he isnt about stability. he thrives in the unknown. he loves that zenigata could backstab him and does so sometimes#and in that lack of stabilty some form of stability builds up. there is familiarity#and most importantly there are rare times when they can put the game aside and just chill#just enough to gather the energy to go back to trying to kill each other#plus zenigata pampers him during those breaks and he loves that#he acts with carelessness but he does care. in that regard he looses to fujiko#at least thats how she sees it. he doesnt see caring as a flaw#and zenigata is so sweet. he really is. and lupin loves to stirr up the crazy in him#fucking loonies the both of them#so in essence zenigata doesnt really 'save' him from fujiko but he becomes lupins new favourite toy to throw around#fujiko is only upset that because of that ugly looser of a detective her grip on lupin is loosening#she does find ways to use that newly developed affection luzeni has to her advantage thou#lupin is still her instrument she just drags zenigata along now#fujiko is such a good and interesting character and deserves so much better honestly#despite my love for TWCFM i wish there was another serie centralized around her where her ruthlessness is examined#and her cunning is studied. and the proper law enforcement she should face the same way lupin does#shes like a million times smarter and more ressourceful than him. steals much more. embezzles. manipulate#lupin is just a small time pickpocket next to her. she isnt about stealing a painting shes about emptying the pockets of the richest men in#the world. her goals are much more ambitious
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this is a test
#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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ten caps per episode - Law and Order Criminal Intent - s01e16 - Phantom
Goren: One thing this line of work teaches us is that guys will do anything for love. Eames: And money.
#once AGAINNn bobby waxing poetic about how love makes men do crazy shit#see also: NOBODY'S REASONABLE IN LOVE THAT'S THE POINT OF IT#are you speaking from personal experience here bb?#i'm in love with the shot of them both on the phone#in that scene the camera circles around them as they are both having separate phone conversations#so good#also alex getting bobby a coffee ;_; they're always getting each other coffee or baked goods#both alex and bobby are extra fun this episode#i have a couple choice exchanges coming up in the queue#law and order criminal intent#my stuff#goren and eames#ten caps per episode#ten caps: loci#loci s01e16
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disappears off the face of the earth and reappears just to say hey have you guys seen this show?
#you guys should watch this show#lidia poët on netflix it's so delightful#usually like faux feminist historical shows really grate on my nerves but this one was genuinely a good time#maybe because it's funny#or the relationships are all really delightful between the eponymous lidia poët and everyone around her#or maybe im just gay#i wont deny it plays a role#the OUTFITS#also i think theres this like needle to thread is that the idiom when you make a story about like a real life woman who faced sexism#bc like you need conflict to have a story but sometimes that leads to the woman in question just constantly being beaten down#you know what i mean?#sometimes it feels like that#but i think this one does it well#i think bc like lidia faces all the sexism every time she steps out of the house#and also inside the house from her brother and sister in law#but she also has people - men - who love and support her..........disobedience#i think thats well balanced i think thats why it works#also shes just great#funny and obstinate but also kind#theres one moment i wanted to put in the video but couldnt find the right place for#actually two#one where shes talking abt a client to her brother and shes like 'shes an anarchist and a bit of a bitch but shes also innocent' fghjkgh#another time shes talking to her niece abt her crush lorenzo and shes like 'you can tell me. as a lawyer i offer confidentiality'#and her niece is like 'technically youre not a lawyer anymore'#and lidia is like '......bitch. theres nothing wrong with liking him you know'#it's just really cute hgkghh i love the relationships she has with literally everyone in her life#if you wanna watch it for like the lawyer thing you can skip it theres no lawyering being done really#because shes not allowed in court rip#shes more like a bit of a sherlock holmes#you know like the american one with the female watson whats it called.........elementary
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connecting thread of murph d20 pcs is love manifested as work, duty, and sacrifice
#brian murph 'lawful good dwarf paladin' murphy somehow gets me every time#very much 'i love the way men love' vibes#dimension 20#brian murphy
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main pet peeve when the actors look way too young for their jobs bc why are you, as a lawyer or an engineer or an entrepreneur with a successful enterprise, approximately 12 years old?
#not about any series specifically#anyway#cast some grown men you cowards!!!!!!!#like we have pretty boy no. 1 and pretty boy no. 2 and they fall in love#but they are also 19 years old and still somehow have a decade each of professional experience as working men#your skin is way too good mr. infant! graduate high school before you get a masters degere!#i'm watching toddlers play out a grownup romance#disgruntled office workers at the tender age of 21#manner of death and kinnporsche i will always love you and your adult looking actors#watched laws of attraction yesterday too and first of all it was fucking amazing and second of all they were also grownups and adults#i first had this thought when i looked at that charn kid but i googled him and he's 30 so i will forgive him for his youthful looks#thai bl#thai drama#gmmtv#.txt
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god grant me the serenity not to vaguepost about a reply to a post about the memery of the ides of march
#personal#'some rich asshole who made sure life sucked for the masses' i mean caesar was a rich asshole but like#the entire reason the assassination was such a bungled job was because he WASN'T an asshole to the masses#the masses actually really liked him#it's actually really important historically to understand that caesar's death was orchestrated by the most rich and powerful men in rome#and that the actual masses really liked caesar because he was actively making life so much better than them#(and then was giving them his money after he died? what a prince!)#and so when they the actual populace of rome felt that the One Percent#had just killed their guy for no reason other than their own ambitions and expected them to be cool with it#they got fed the fuck up and they rioted (to the point where they literally cremated caesar's body)#and the situation became immediately untenable for the conspirators and THAT'S why they fled rome#caesar was explicitly very good to and for the masses and actively made life better#and that's why they got mad at some rich legacy kids in the senate taking the law into their own hands#and why they were so willing to accept octavian and his 'i'm just A Baby and also caesar loved me sooo much' shtick#the second that he showed up#(wow god did not grant me any serenity cuz i just ended up vaguing in the tags)
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List of Interesting Latin Phrases
A list I made just to satisfy my vain cravings for resonating mottos for a secret society I'm working on. Enjoy!
abi in malam crucem: to the devil with you!
ad astra per ardua: to the star by steep paths
ad augusta per angusta: to honors through difficulties
aegis fortissima virtus: virue is the strongest shield
amor vincit amnia: love conquers all things
animo et fide: by courage and faith
arbitrium est judicium: an award is a judgement
aut mors aut victoria: either death or victory
aut vincere aut mori: either victory or death
bello ac pace paratus: prepared in war and peace
bibamus, moriendum est: let us drink, death is certain (Seneca and Elder)
bonis omnia bona: all things are good to the good
cede nullis: yield to no one
cito maturum, cito putridum: soon ripe, soon rotten
consensus facit legem: consent makes law
data fata secutus: following what is decreed by fate (Virgil)
durum telum necessitas: necessity is a hrad weapson
dux vitae ratio: reason is the guide of life
e fungis nati homines: men born of mushrooms
ego sum, ergo omnia sunt: I am, therefore all things are
pulvis et umbra sumus: we are but dust and shadow
quae amissa salva: things lost are safe
timor mortis morte pejor: the fear of death is worse than death
triumpho morte tam vita: I triumph in death as in life
tu vincula frange: break your chains
vel prece vel pretio: for either love or for money
verbera, sed audi: whip me, but hear me
veritas temporis filia: truth is the daughter of time
vero nihil verius: nothing is truer than the truth
vestigia nulla restrorsum: foosteps do not go backward
victus vincimus: conquered, we conquer (Plautus)
sica inimicis: a gger to his enemies
sic vita humana: thus is human life
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