#I love her but damn

[arainywriter]

kipperlilly has only had about three or four interactions with riz this whole season. for the most part, kristen was the one antagonizing her.

and yet, the first thing she does in the final battle is try to kill riz, and she only does 7 damage, and gets completely fucking insulted by him at the same time while does 21 damage to her...

like girl, seriously get real

[izvmimi]

pros of spending the weekend with my future mil:

1. discussing chengyu (i cannot explain why i love chengyu so much LMAO)

2. free groceries for the week

3. free handbags

4. many hugs

5. wonderful life advice

cons of spending the weekend with my future mil:

1. ‘have you planned your wedding’

2. ‘i cannot wait for my grandchildren’ ‘when you guys have children’ ‘are you fertile’ ‘did you freeze your eggs and sperm yet’ ‘when are you moving to a bigger house’ ‘what cleaning products do you use and are they good for your health’ ‘when are you planning on having grandchildren’ ‘you guys can afford ten children even’

[dragons-library]

I love Violet, I really do but…

Violet: Xaden doesn’t talk to me or tell me everything

Also violet *doesn’t talk to Xaden about things that bother or worry her*

Also violet: why doesn’t Xaden understand this thing I haven’t explained to him? (Like her feelings about the deal and other stuff)

Babes get your shit together, normally you’re smarter than this

Most of the time I get her and where she’s coming from but sometimes sometimes is hard

[multimuseticles]

I was planning to be productive today, either through writing, drawing or recording but my cat sure saw to it that, that wouldn't happen. Usually she comes for attention occasionally during the day, but damn she has been extra needy today and begging for food all day(she has already been fed at her usual times).

[depressnt]

If Marcille is put in charge of ANYTHING. She'll run it like the navy

I wanna read a fic of this frfr

[hueningkoi]

I love my mom but she need to chill lol like she's in town and she keeps telling me I look good and I look skinnier and wants to know what I did because she wants to try it and I'm like mom I had pancreatitis and was living off broth rice and produce for like 2 weeks straight like what's wrong with you?? Oh wait she's a boomer. Ah. There it is.

[the-type-a]

Elain was crying over Graysen when Azriel and Lucien were right fucking there like??? Girl.

[theannoyedskittle]

Confession Time

I make memes clowning on my daughter

Shes 4 months old and doesn't know how to fart

[cloudgutzwavesbyetosanity]

everyone says Yzma's so smart, but really, she's a dumbass in a trench coat. (I say this lovingly)

I COULD GO ON, YOU KNOW.

The fact that she didn't have Kronk double check which potion he took. Like, she KNOWS Kronk is prone to making mistakes, (mood) AND STILL DIDN'T FUCKING CHECK lmao

She RAISED KUZCO. She could've offed the dude at ANY TIME AS A CHILD IF SHE REALLY WANTED THE THRONE. It is that simple, Yzma, just tell the kid to go eat paint or some shit.

She didn't even check if Kuzco was actually fucking dead before taking the throne, like, "Nope, it is mine now, NO NEED TO SEE IF HE IS ACTUALLY DEAD OR NOT."

Once a-fucking-gain, she does not check her potion, and bitch becomes a cat. A CAT. AND KUZCO BECOMES HUMAN AGAIN. Madam, all you had to do to stop him from winning was make sure you got the right potion. AND YOU STILL FUCKED THAT UP.

I love this villain so much and she is VERY iconic, but we all have to admit at some point she is a bit of a dumbass and that is okay, we all love a dumbass behind a genius mask.

"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

i find the implications hilarious:

kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that

but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh

yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function

upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[redjukebox]

I will never forget the first time I actually told my mom I was trans and she told me “You should pick a COOL name, like Chad🤩” and then when I said I already chose a name and told her she went 😕

[iputthewhoreinhorror]

growing up means realizing my dad is nicer to me than my mom

[chimchiri]

gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

[aakiwa]

Yes I’m an Azula apologist—she deserved better; she deserved therapy and love and support and patience 🫶

[blueberry-fresh]

ugghh it took forever to get all my stuff moved into my dorm! and one of my plants lost a few leaves..

but i’m here now! probably won’t get to explore or meet anyone until tomorrow since it’s so late but still!

[dasketcherz]

it was a pretty cool dlc, i enjoyed it a lot