#I lost it completely

[learningtosmelltheroses]

The view their baby will have

gif @zendadya

[the-asylum-show]

⟨ I am. Scared. But ya know what? Sure, why not- ⟩

- 🩵/💙💜

Me: “Nothing can hurt me anymore.”

Me: “My life, is nothing but a comedy.”

You (anon): “Let me Get this straight, you think making norton be unhinged is funny?”

Me: “I do.”

Me: “And I’m tired of pretending it’s not.”

Me: “Comedy is subjective...Anon, Isn’t that what they say.”

Me: “All of you,this system that we know so much, you decide what’s right or wrong, the same way that you decide what’s funny or not.”

You (anon): “Oh ok I... I think I... I might understand that you... did this to start a movement to... become a symbol?”

Me: “Come on Anon, do I look like that kind of clown that could start a movement?”

Me: “I made him crazy because he is awful.”

Me: “Everybody is awful these days,It’s enough to make anyone crazy."

You (anon): “ok so that’s it you’re crazy, that’s your defense for making norton go crazy.”

Me: “No.”

Me “He couldn’t carry a tune to save his life.”

All the followers in the blog: * Booing with anger *

Me: “Ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys.”

Me: “If it was me losing my mind on the sidewalk, you’d walk right over me.”

Me: “I pass you everyday and you don’t notice me.”

Me: “But these guys, what because Tae went crying about them on TV.”

You (anon): “You have a problem with Tae?"

Me: “Yes I do.”

Me: “Have you seen what it’s like out there Anon?”

Me: “You ever actually leave tumblr?”

Me: “Everybody Just Yells and Scream at each other, nobody’s civil anymore.”

Me: “Nobody thinks what it’s like to be the other guy.”

Me: “You think peopke like Tae ever thinks what it’s like to be someone like me, to be somebody but themselves? they don’t!”

Me: “They think that we’ll just sit there and take like good little boys!”

Me: “That we won’t werewolf and go wild!”

You (anon): “You finished?”

You (anon): “I mean there’s so much self pity Clown.”

You (anon): “You sound like you’re making excuses, this young man.”

You (anon): “Not everybody, and I’ll tell you this not everybody is awful.”

Me: “You’re awful Anon.”

You (anon): “Me? I’m awful? Oh yeah how am I awful?”

Me: “Sending me questions, you invited me on this show, you just wanted to make fun of me, you’re just like the rest of ‘em”

You (anon): “You don’t know the first thing about me pal."

You (anon): “Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to.”

You (anon): “There asks out there."

You (anon): “two muns are afraid of you.”

Me: * Laughing *

You (anon): “You’re laughing, someone lost their mind because of what you did.”

Me: “I know.”

Me: “How about another joker Anon?”

You (anon): “no I think we’ve had enough of your jokes.”

Me: “What do you get.”

You (anon): “I don’t think so.”

Me: “when you when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him trash!”

You (anon): “Call the other muns anon 2.”

Me: “I’ll tell you what you get.”

Me: * Quickly goes to the askblog profile and blocks anon *

Me: “You get what you fucking deserve!”

Followers of the askblog: * Screams In Panic after Anon was blocked *

Me: *Laughs after giving a straight face to the followers *

Me: * Blocks the other muns as well *

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[teaboot]

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[mumblesplash]

i say if you’re gonna have the mysterious entities speak in rhyme you might as well commit (EDIT: part 2!)

(posting an unprecedented Part 1 of At Least 3 bc i actually have the entire script and most of the storyboarding for this done already)

[violent138]

More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:

Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep

Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet

Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out

After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.

Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.

[alicenpai]

princess tutu: die jahreszeiten 🌸

kind of a companion piece to my 2022 ptutu drawing | it's on inprnt

this print was at anime north; next con is otakuthon!

oops so my hand slipped and i made another princess tutu drawing. i admittedly don't watch that much anime so my catalogue of work is gonna be the same 5 animes LMAO. what can i say, i love "dark" fairy tales, and i've been really enjoying the more fine art approach to a lot of my drawings as of late (and the watercolour brush i've been using has been so perfect for that...!)

as my first princess tutu drawing is now 2 years old, there are some areas i've grown to have ... qualms with... although both drawings as a whole are pretty much exactly what i envisioned, and that's always satisfying!

both of these were drawn in roughly a week's time (yes really...) for con crunch period (and i went back to this drawing after the con to touch up some areas that were a bit rough!). i wanted a different approach to this new pt drawing, with the focus on the line work, rather than on colours and lighting in the 2022 drawing.

this drawing had 2 goals: to continue the style i adopted in my witch hat atelier "lantern bearers" drawing (which i promise i'll post in full soon as soon as all of the zine artists get their go-ahead to post their pieces!), and to emulate the art nouveau movement's heavy emphasis on line work, albeit not a 1:1 style replication of course.

the seasons also aren't a 1:1 representation, as i didn't necessarily pick flowers or colours that are most strongly associated with the season (e.g. summer being a dark tone is a bold choice?). but it's kinda whatever, as i said before i drew this in a week, there may be more appropriate flowers with better meanings. i couldn't spend too too much time drafting and researching.

FLOWER SYMBOLISM:

- spring: apple blossoms, tulips - the apple blossom is a quintessential spring flower, and thus symbolize the arrival of spring. spring is a season of change, which ahiru/princess tutu is a force of, instigating change in her friends and unravelling the story around her. the flowers below her are tulips, and there are many meanings to tulips depending on the colour, due to their ubiquitous nature. i narrowed on one, and intended for them to symbolize happiness. princess tutu's pose is one in which that is open, inviting, and warm - reflecting her nurturing nature in the series, and her willingness to help others achieve happiness.

- summer: deadly nightshade flower, yellow rose - i chose for rue/princess kraehe to symbolize a fiery summer's night instead of the typical dazzling heat of a summer's day, a rather bold and unusual choice. the warmth of sunshine didn't quite fit, as the character is quite dramatic and passionate, with her intentions often hidden in shadow. next, the deadly nightshade - atropa belladonna - has a lot of mythological associations, a lot to do with poisoning, as the flower is toxic. the flowers bloom at night (another reason why i picked a nighttime backdrop for "summer") and also outwardly match rue's dark design scheme, as the cherry on top. yellow roses, at the bottom of her frame, are the archetypal flower depicting jealousy (as with many yellow flowers are), and at one point in the story, rue only wished for her own happiness at the misfortune of others.

- autumn: douglas fir needles, orange calla lily - autumn is another season of change - although much more tumultuous, as this season is traditionally taken to prepare for a long winter ahead - fitting for fakir as the role of the storyteller. the douglas fir is not a flower of course, but is a tree - with many different parts of this tree offering many benefits in advance of the winter season. i wanted the versatile nature of the douglas fir to reflect on fakir's dependable personality. next up, the calla lily is a flower with a dual meaning - on one hand you have life, on the other you have death. a storyteller quite literally can grant both at the tip of their fingers.

- winter: birch tree, snowdrop - winter is a rather still and unchanging season, a lull in the passage of time. this symbolizes mytho's passive nature at the start of the series, especially with his doleful pose here, as if almost in hibernation. to contrast, mytho is perched on the branches of a birch tree, which means new beginnings and renewal - as mytho is one of the characters that undergo the most change throughout the series (i'd argue the most?), regaining pieces of his heart. under mytho's frame is the snowdrop flower - and if you've read my witch hat atelier: seasons piece symbolisms, one of the snowdrop's meanings is rebirth, with connotations to the bible, bringing hope, when all had forsaken eve. the snowdrop is one of the first flowers to bloom even when the snow has not yet fully melted, further echoing mytho as an analogy for rebirth.

[discosmackdown]

the fallen

[gatoiberico]

the depths

print

[gentletrees]

Some doodles from different scenes of @ssreeder 's fanfic LIAB! I literally drop everything when you upload QuQ <3 thank you for putting so much effort into this fic, it really shows! I love it!

Really wanted to capture the two most heartbreaking moments of the last few chapters - two very, very different reunions with very different underlying emotions.

And the last one is a doodle after reading the most recent chapter - Zuko wearing his hair in a messy ponytail, dressed in expensive clothing - moments before disaster :))

[euniexenoblade]

(art source)

[manny-jacinto]

THE IRON CLAW (2023) dir. Sean Durkin

[ridleymb]

Redesign gijinka hk

[demigod-shenanigans]

POV: all members of the Lost Trio are queer and also idiots <3

Leo: I don’t pay attention to what other guys look like. That’s probably because I hang out with Jason! [cue description of Jason.] How will I ever get a girlfriend if he’s constantly hanging around me being all handsome and heroic?

Piper: I haven’t stopped thinking about Reyna since I met her in New Rome. Sure, Jason has repeatedly stated that he’s not romantically interested in her, but like. Reyna is literally perfect? She’s so beautiful and powerful? How would she not be on his mind all the time??

Jason: I met Cupid and one of the first things he asked me was if I was still doubting myself. My friend was outed and I’ve had an unshakable urge to tell him that I get how he’s feeling since. Also yes I still remember the outfit Leo was wearing when we met several months ago vividly. For no reason.

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I have the book scenes for all of these btw. Just posting this version for now because the other post would be very long

[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me