#I live with a tyrant
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Things my neighbours hear through the walls:
-MIAAAAAAAAHHHHRRRRT!
-No.
- Mrrrrowt?!
-You don't like middling quality cheese.
-MREEOW-ERrmR-REYET!
-I told you, you don't want it. Your taste is either expensive or trash, and this neither.
-MRREEeeeeooorRRreOOOOOoowRrrrrrOOowAAAHHOOOOW!!!!
-IMPERSONATING AN AIRRAID SIREN WILL NOT SUCCESSFULLY ALCHEMICALLY TRANSFIGURE SO-SO SWISS INTO FANCY GOAT BRIE, NOR CASTASTROPHICALLY FAIL AND TRANSFORM IT INTO OVER PROCESSED NEON SLICES!!!
*Silent Hill noises continuing and intensifying*
#I live with a tyrant#and before anyone comes for me she gets maybe 2-3 treat sized crumbs of cheese every few months#she is healthy and happy#just demanding#the Void is loud and wants cheese#black cats#cats
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Studio Ghibli's most recent marketable-plushiefied silly lil guys are the marshmallow souls of unborn humans being eaten by dying pelicans forced into starvation, or bloodthirsty parakeet satirical caricatures of the Mussolini facist regime, and that's beautiful.
alternatively:
#tumblr disclaimer: this isn't an “oh wow i love facists” post#they're simultaneously emotionally immature babies and malignant adult tyrants causing suffering to others in the name of their own cause#the boy and the heron#how do you live#studio ghibli#hayao miyazaki#warawara#blue heron#parakeet
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The fandom god discussion is interesting, but I feel it’s sometimes hindered by an unwillingness to separate gods from mortal society, or even a sort of over-eagerness to project our own reality onto them, which simply doesn’t work. I've seen the gods referred to as rulers or tyrants demanding worship (which I kinda understand because it’s something Ludinus says in-game, though it’s funny to see fandom corners confidently repeat the inaccurate talking points of the antagonist) but more interestingly I've also seen them referred to as a higher/the highest social class, as colonizers imposing themselves on mortals, the raven queen specifically as new money. Overall these comparisons tend to talk about the gods and their actions regarding Aeor in the past and predathos/the Vanguard in the present less as if they're about saving their own lives and more as if they want to preserve their powerful position.
The gods, by their very nature, are above mortals. They cannot be compared to any mortal ruling class because they didn’t choose or strive for that power and cannot feasibly get rid of it/step down/redistribute it (nor do they actually in any sense rule; killing the raven queen, unlike killing an actual queen, will not end the 'tyranny' of death), they simply have it by virtue of being gods. Saying that’s unfair or unequal and that the gods should be killed because of it is akin to saying it’s unfair a mountain is bigger than you and demanding it be levelled, except the gods, unlike mountains, are living, feeling beings who shouldn’t have to die because some people can’t stand the idea of not always being top dog. Thing is, the gods themselves ultimately understood this power imballance and that they can't help but hurt Exandria the way humans can't help but step on bugs, and thus removed themselves from the equation by creating the divine gate. Saying this isn’t enough and that they're clinging to power is just demanding they line themselves up to be killed.
#critical role#cr3#downfall#nella talks cr#ultimately all these 'ruling class' comparisons are simply flawed and don’t work when under the slightest bit of scrutiny#gods arent rulers or tyrants bc they don’t rule and can't be deposed#they are representantations and guardians of (mostly natural) concepts#and those concepts won’t go away bc you killed the gods. death and nature and the fucking sun will still remain#they aren’t colonizers of mortals (wtf lmao) who demand they be worshiped and mortals live according to their oppressive rule#again did you watch calamity? not even before the divine gate did the gods demand worship or even respect#they were never less respected than during the age of arcanum and still they were just chilling#(until someone released the betrayers and they had to step in to stop the ultimate destruction of exandria)#technically you could argue they were colonizers against the titans but even that feels like a stretch#the titans to me feel less like people and more like representations of the chaotic and deathly side of nature#being angry they were killed sounds like being angry someone stopped a hurricane just bc the hurricane was there first#I'm sorry but that hurricane would've flattened you. it wouldn’t appreciate your support bc it isn't a person#and 'a higher social class' fucking NEW MONEY? this is just blatant projection#I'm sorry but not everything more powerful than you is a stand in for oppression#sometimes it’s a narrative stand in for nature and i promise nature isn't oppressing you
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my “if something bad happened to them i’d kill everyone in the room and then myself” gang from the masquerade series (…..yeah i’m still in denial over [redacted] shut up)
#id in alt text#alternatively: baru and some of the ppl whose lives she fucked up 🤪#alternatively (2): mentally unstable blorbini from my books <3#seth dickinson i’m in your walls#myken i’m Also in your walls i’m going to send u the therapist bill since you’re the one who convinced me to suffer so much 😤#i want to be clear that something bad happens to these characters Constantly#lgbt stands for laundering grifting bankruptcy taxes#aminata#iraji#tau-indi bosoka#tain hu#baru cormorant#svirakir#the traitor baru cormorant#the monster baru cormorant#the tyrant baru cormorant#the masquerade#my art
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thinking about the czech anthem in comparison to the majority of other national anthems and we truly are the poor little meow meow of countries
#but like#i like it#i like it a lot after thinking about it#like the majority of anthems i know of are about fighting#and ours is just like ''my home is so pretty i love it here so much ;~; ''#and in connection to our history it feels kinda like...passive resistance sort of way?#it's not about the fight. it's about survival#no matter who the current king or tyrant or shitty politician is we'll just keep on living here#describes us pretty well tbh. both in the positive and negative aspect#like there is this sort of ''keep your head down and wait for the bad times to blow over without giving much effort to make it better''#but whatever#we've got pretty trees amiright lol
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My Favorite webnovels/Webtoons/Webcomic/Whatever;
The Remarried Empress
My Gently Raised Beast
I Became the Villain’s Stepmother
Born as the Second Daughter
My In-Laws are Obsessed with Me
The Tyrant Wants to be Good
Men of the Harem
The Matchmaking Baby Princess
Who Made Me a Princess
For my Derelict Favorite
I Thought My Time Was Up
I’m the Queen in This Life
Tricked into the Heroine’s Stepmother
Woes of a Male Lead
Baby Tyrant
Hello Baby
Go Away Romeo
Monster Duke’s Daughter
Divorcing My Tyrant Husband
From a Knight to a Lady
The Male Lead’s Girlfriend
When the Third Wheel Strikes Back
A Heart for the Emperor
My Husband Changes Every Night
Edit to add(I’m constantly updating this);
The Twins New Life
I Got Pregnant with the Tyrant’s child
I’ll Raise You Well in This Life, Your Majesty!
The Evil Princess Dreams of a Gingerbread House
I’m the Soldier’s EX-Girlfriend
I Adopted the Male Lead
Villains Are Destined to Die
The Crown Princess Scandal
Marry My Husband
Perfect Marriage Revenge
Boyfriend of the Dead
Refund High School
Siren’s Lament
Empire’s Cutest Little Hostage
A Tender Heart; The Story of How I Became A Duke’s Maid (dropped due to SPOILERS the child being the ml and his nanny being the fl)
I Hold the Tyrant’s Heart
Lout of the Count’s family
I Am the Villain
The Crown Princess Scandal
The Dragon King’s Bride
Please Kill My Husband
The Reason Why Raeliana Ended up at the Duke’s Mansion
Am I Your Daughter?
Taming the Marquess
Pricilla’s Marriage Proposal
Crowning my Feral Prince
Under the Oak Tree
Finding Camellia
I Raised a Black Dragon
Adeline’s Darkest Night
Wish Upon a Husband
My Husband, My Sister, and I
I’m Being Raised By Villians
Talented Baby Squirrel
The Greatest Estate Developer
The Little Princess and Her Monster Prince
Surviving as the Tyrant’s Daughter
Father I Don’t Want This Marriage
Ten Ways to Get Dumped by a Tyrant
I Will Live The Life of a Villainess
Vampire Husband
Cursed Princess Club
What the Evil Dragon Lives For
1HP Club
Days With You
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures
Love Me to Death
Suitor Armor
I’ll Be the Matriarch in This Life
How is This Hot Duke Just a Background Character
My Three Tyrant Brothers
You Are Obsessing Over the Wrong Person, Lord of the Tower!
Beware the Villainess!
It’s Not Your Baby!
Being Loved for the First Time
I Will Divorce the Female Lead’s Older Brother
Everyone’s Princess
Villainess Have More Fun.
A Wicked Tale of Cinderella’s Stepmom
A Stepmother’s Marchen
The Beloved Fake Saint
Daughter of the Archmage
How to Hide the Emperor’s Child
The Male Lead’s Little Lion Daughter
The Crow’s Prince
The Reason for the Twin Lady’s Disguise
Adopted by a Murderous Duke Family
If anyone wants a one-shot based on a character from any of these, let me know
If anyone know where I can continue reading these for free, pls let me know (I’m broke);
Empire’s Cutest Little Hostage
A Tender Heart; The Story of How I Became A Duke’s Maid (nvm. About this one, I’ve been told that the child IS the Ml)
I Hold the Tyrant’s Heart
Lout of the Count’s family (found on Tapas)
Crowning my Feral Prince
#webtoon#webnovel#wmmap#the remarried empress#my gently raised beast#tricked into becoming the heroine's stepmother#i thought my time was up#for my derelict favorite#i’m the queen in this life#my in laws are obsessed with me#the tyrant wants to live honestly#men of the harem#baby tyrant#hello baby#go away romeo#from a knight to a lady#when the third wheel strikes back#my husband changes every night#manhwa#manhwua#talented baby squirrel#I’m being raised by villains#the greatest estate developer
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he is my favourite character. not sorry
#my art :-]#hylics#gibby hylics#hylics gibby#gibby#hylics fanart#yeah that's all the tags i can think of#i got the tyrant autism. long live the king of the moon#expect more hylics i want to draw more hylics always and i have doodles already drawn i haven't posted and...
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I've been thinking about Corentin pre-tadpole...dude meets one (1) guy who wouldn't jump at the chance to stab them and immediately falls hard
#i think they were drawn to gortash's sincerity (which was part of why they fell for wyll too)#and comparative to everyone else they were interacting with at the time?#yeah the tyrant who legitimately believes in his cause seems like a fucking saint#when you live with serial killers who want to Kill The Entire World#esp because Tin's reason for doing the Absolute plot was ultimately to try and escape#and i think being around gortash kept them clearer-headed than they usually were#im so glad the lighting in the last frame worked out i love it sm#bg3#bg3 art#bg3 durge#corentin#the prodigal saer#bg3 tav#enver gortash#durgetash#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate 3#my art#my post#digital art#digital artist#sketch#digital sketch#i have a couple other ideas too i just need to figure out what their fashion sense was like pre-tadpole#(spoiler alert: it wasnt great)
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That Hub Network Ask Megatron clip where he says the only reality TV star he wouldn't kill is Donald Trump really aged so fucking poorly lmao he is exactly the kind of person Megatron hated
#to be fair to him: at the time thats all he was trump was not president when that clip aired#tfp megatron might be a ruthless tyrant who wants control of cybertron but that wasnt how he started#and i think personally he would vaporize the walking garbage can out of principle#infringing on basic rights and opressing minorities is exactly what their society was like pre-war so like#that little bit of revolutionary is still in there i think he has complicated feelings and the parallels would get to him#im saying this to soothe myself i dont live in the us but i live next to it and have a lot of friends there who are endangered now#why cant we live in the reality where transformers are real and megatron vaporizes donald trump#it must exist out there in the multiverse#hed probably make a better president lets be real here he would want world domination but i dont think he would take away peoples rights#im done now lmao#sorry if this is in poor taste this post is mostly just for me#my post#transformers#megatron#tfp
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It’s my duty to share evil au raven with you
#i love her she lives rent free in my head#teen titans 2003#teen titans#raven#these are from the shows tie in comics fyi#they’re great#anyway#sharing for reasons#just look at her#girl bossing#also it’s heavily implied that she’s the leader of the titans in this universe so make of that what u will#red raven#teen tyrants#og teen titans go 2003 comics
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You know, I've been thinking about why do I hate Gilgamesh from Stay Night so much and realized that I hate him not because he's a total jerk (I mean he usually is an arrogant jerk) but because whenever I see the moments when he harrases and abuses Saber I remember that this thing got turned into a fanservice thing for shippers and into an inner joke in the community and that's what makes me feel repulsive.
I mean, he is very annoying and terrible in SN, lowest at his low, but he also a terrible jerk in UBW (and I like UBW) especially in the VN but he doesn't make me feel disgusted at all (surprisingly😅) And don't get me wrong I really hate his misogynistic remarks and I wish to punch him in his guts for that but because it got toned down and romanticized in later fate works just rubs me the wrong way.
#like I get it the shit got popular and they decided to milk it but still...#it's not the best thing to promote in my opinion#and as a person that since the childhood knows how it is to live with tyrant and abuser there's nothing funny or romantic about it at all#it's scary#and yeah sure it's just an anime and blah blah blah#but when someone sees a person that's into loli nothing stops other people calling them a p*do#so I too totally allowed to critize the promotion and romantisation of abuse in anime#and also look at people with criticism that enjoy that or see nothing wrong in that#personal
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Family matters.
m!(trans)Dark Urge x Enver Gortash.
Brainworms finally got to me, I caved in and wrote a oneshot on the topic of "but what if Durge and Gortash had a child prior to all that mess"
Featuring my Dark Urge Levi, pre- and post- memory loss.
There was a living, breathing infant child in his arms; and for the first time in a long while Lord Enver Gortash was in complete loss at what to do.
“What is it?” fell rather flat down, a poor excuse of a question.
Leviathan rolled his eyes.
“A meaty flesh of some newly created life,” he huffed, visibly annoyed. “Also known as a child. I assume you’ve met their kind?”
Enver felt anger rise alongside with deeply rooted annoyance. Whatever spectacle the bhaalspawn decided to partake in, now was not the time for that. Neither it was the time for his witty itty remarks.
“I am well aware it’s a child,” he argued back just as sullenly, the said child held loosely in his arms. In his arms. Why was there a child in his arms? They were not made for holding babies.
“I’m asking why is it a child and why is it here. The questions any sane person in my place would indulge in.”
There was something...off about the bhaalspawn.
Not only Enver hadn’t seen the man for almost the entity of a year, an assassin always claiming some task of utmost importance, but now he decided to pop out of the thin air with a live child in a tow and immediately push said child into his, Enver Gortash’s, not so open arms.
It was alarming, to say the least.
“Oh, that,” Levi waved him off like it was a casual annoyance and not a conversation two adults, so-conspirers - partners - had. Like Gortash imposed himself into his free time and personal space and not the other way around. “It’s yours.”
It’s what?
“Or at least I assume it’s yours,” Leviathan followed as Enver’s thoughts came to a rapid halt. “Since I haven’t touched anyone alive but you in a long time. And look where it led me,” the look of pure disdain was all the child was getting, it seemed. “A freshly made meaty cage for a new soul. Disgusting. You’d think Father would make this shit stop and would not allow a child of banite to be born, but I guess any bhaalspawn is a good little pawn under his merciful gaze. Anyway,” a wild, excusing gesture of a hand. “I don’t have any use for this...thing. Sceleritas suggested to bring it into the fold and let my men do all the work, but well, the bother. So you can take it instead,” a winning smile what would work wonders if not for the whole absurdity of the situation Gortash just found himself in. “Think of it as of a gift. A proof of my loyalty to our cause, hm?”
Sometimes the bastard was more annoying than he was charming and his presence took a toll on the man.
Sometimes Enver wanted nothing more than to break Levi’s pretty slender neck.
That was one of these times.
“And what am I supposed to do with it?”
“Oh, whatever you want,” another wide, generous gesture. This asshole truly thought of that...child as if of a gift to be given away, didn’t he?
Enver shouldn’t have been surprised, not really, he knew Leviathan’s stance on children.
“Taste good, not much of use when alive, it’s funny when they die first” – was as good of a take as one could expect from the leader of the Cult of Murder.
“You can throw it away or feed it to the dogs. You can raise it or give it to a hag or even sell it to the devil,” another smile that’s more malicious than anything else. “I don't really care, if I'm being honest.”
Unfortunately, killing a bhaalspawn when you were holding just another bhaalspawn would prove to be close to impossible.
It would have to wait, and Leviathan Anchev still had his uses, bratty as he was.
And his appeal, as deadly as that ordeal proved to be. Or how complicated.
A child, huh? Well, Enver supposed every ruler needed an heir.
“Bring me the wizard,” was the first order out of his mouth when bhaalspawn left. The child was safely given into the care of the first competent older servant, who looked just as bewildered as Gortash himself felt. “Tell him to scan the...the-“
“The boy, my lord.”
“Right, tell the mage to scan the boy’s heritage. Let’s find who his parents are, shall we?”
Trusting a psycho murderer was an awful idea even at the safest of times, and now were not those. Levi would lie just to fuck with Enver. Levi had to lie, because there was no way this infant boy was actually his, Enver’s, flesh and blood.
***
Leviathan Anchev did not lie.
***
Levi moved away to sprawl his body across the bed, the creature of leisure he was. He sniffed the air and then wrinkled his nose, closer to an animal than any other person Gortash has ever known. More appealing in that, in his beast-like fluid grace.
“You still have this thing around,” the man commented, frowning. “Why? Playing the dollhouse? How...quant.”
“This thing has a name,” Enver couldn’t not parry. “Noah.”
Leviathan groaned.
“Oh, spare me the details; I want nothing to do with that flesh meat. Having to carry it inside my body for almost a year was a bother enough. Almost cut it out myself on multiple occasions, but Sceleritas insisted the internal damage I’d deal would be too great to handle. Idiot.” A moment of a thoughtful pause.
“You know what my destiny is, right?”
A searching gaze, reaching hands, clawed fingers cupping Enver’s cheeks almost gently. Something changed between them some time ago, but what it was Lord Gortash could not pinpoint.
Yet something...Shifted.
Levi searching his face for some kind of acknowledgement was a sign of this.
Leviathan Anchev Enver first met would not care less about his approval. Leviathan Anchev of now was Enver’s nearest and dearest and it was pretty much a mutual kind of thing.
“I know.”
To kill everyone in the world and then himself. In Bhaal’s name. A gruesome fate, and pointless. Dull, lacking of any grandiose his, Enver’s, path had.
If only he could break off this deadly conviction in his dear ally, if only there was a way to make him stray out of this path...
They could be good for each other. They could rule together as the gods of the new age; glorious, undefeatable, perfect.
The rulers Toriel truly deserved.
“Then you know I’ll have to kill this...thing,” a moment of barely noticeable hesitation. “This... Noah.”
Enver also knew he would rather see his lover bleed on the altar of his dreadful father than let it happen.
“I do.”
“I,” another uncertain pause. “I was planning to leave you for last. To kill you and myself in one final blow; a perfect tribute to Father. But,” and really, those damn pauses were starting to get on Enver’s nerves. Levi was never short of words before, so what in the nine hells had happened? “Would you rather prefer I’d do you and...Noah... together? To kill you two in one blow?”
Ah.
Enver saw it for what it was, in the uncertain, searching gaze of his unlucky lover, in the carefulness with which he produced words.
Something warm flooded out the irritation from before; something warm and soft and entirely fragile.
It was mercy, the only kind of mercy the bhaalspawn could know. Leviathan Anchev, the man fully capable of destroying everyone and everything on his wake, offered him a tiny piece of his own surrender. A confirmation of his affections, almost a confession.
In some ways he did care.
“That would be very considerate of you, yes,” he agreed, bringing bhaalspawn close. His bhaalspawn, his ally, his lover. The father of his son.
If there was a way of bringing Bhaal down without bringing Levi with him, Enver would find and utilize it. Otherwise he’d have to kill the best partner in crime he has ever had.
And that would be...unfortunate.
Levi leaned into the touch, soft and gentle in a way he has never been before; almost fragile.
Trusting.
“Does it...know about me?” came out in a whisper, almost unbidden.
“He knows you exist,” was all the response Enver could give, enveloping his assassin into his arms, holding him closely, firmly, painfully so.
The bhaalspawn squirmed for a moment before finally settling in.
“Oh,” he breathed out. “I didn’t think you would...What you would tell him I do. Exist, I mean. I’d expect you’d spin a tale of some tragically dead wife or-“
“There is no tragically dead wife,” Enver cut off, feeling rather irritated. A mystery of complications, his dear murderer. “Only a lunatic of a murderer for a father. Not what Noah knows that, he knows we’re working together and what you’re a very busy man.”
“Hmph,” Levi’s breath brushed Enver’s neck. “I guess that is true.”
“Do you want to,” and now it was his time to be a hesitant bother. “Meet him?
At that Leviathan actually laughed.
“Oh, absolutely not, keep him and that strange dollhouse of yours as far away from me as possible. I have things to do, people to kill, empires to rule. I don’t have time for meat-things, of my own creation or not.”
And just like that, it was as if nothing has changed.
***
The alarm goes off the moment Karlach finishes the last of the Hands and flies into a wall by the force of the explosive detonating right into her face.
Enver doesn’t stop to register that, or to look around at the bodies of his faithful, to mourn his perfectly constructed plans – his watch, the Iron Throne, the little fireworks shop – because the alarm in Noah’s private chambers went off and it only means one thing.
Intruders.
He skips one step at the time climbing up the steep steps to the higher, more private level.
Could that be the remaining of Orin’s assassins?
Levi said he dispatched of them all, but surely some had to survive by the sheer luck of not being in the temple at the moment. Are those Ravengard’s forces, Florrick’s?
Is it Leviathan, finally coming to sniff out the life he himself created?
He is vaguely aware of the younger Ravengard and the pale elf taking the chase after him, of Karlach joining in.
They think he is escaping.
Idiots.
Enver tries not to think what he is leading the enemies right to his son; he’ll deal with them later. Right now there’s blazing alarm shrieking what something is wrong – and indeed it is, as he discovers with the first body lying dead on the floor. Then the second. Then the third.
All of them – with their throats ripped open, Leviathan’s favorite style.
Enver turns the corner and reaches for the door handle – the door is unlocked and half open: this is bad, bad, bad-
Then he hears a laughter and pauses.
He opens the door slowly and carefully instead of throwing it open as he intended at first.
And sees...
Levi is sitting cross-legged on the floor, leaning slightly forward.
Across of him, sitting in the exact same – ridiculous – pose sits the boy not older than five. He has a dark messy hair, blazing green eyes what betray his nature, and the new game Gortash brought to him just recently. He is trying to explain the rules to the tiefling in front of him, who listens attentively, nodding here and there.
“Wow,” Leviathan Anchev comments with an air of nonchalance he didn’t have before. “I did not understand a thing. But good for you, lil one, good for you.”
“It’s really not that difficult,” Noah insists. “I can teach you! We can play together.”
Enver steps closer, somehow is still not detected neither by his son nor by his...his what?
Karlach almost crashes into the doorframe after him, but somehow manages to steady herself, takes in the view in front of her – and freezes.
So do the other two of Levi’s unruly companions. Gortash especially doesn’t like the pale one; he has a habit of sticking way closer to the bhaalspawn than it is proper.
“I am not that good at these kinds of games,” Levi admits as his tail flips from side to side and nostrils flare; he has detected him. Probably smelled before sensing. “But I have a friend with a real knack for them. He is a wizard and knows a lot of fun things; I think you’d get along.”
Noah looks uncertain.
“Are you sure?” he looks down. “I don’t think...I’m not allowed outside.”
“Really? And why is that?”
“Well,” the boy fidgets with his game. “Father says people who oppose him would try to use me against him, if they knew I existed. So I am kind of...a secret? It’s for my own safety!” he immediately adds, seeing Leviathan’s face blank out. “There’s a murderer on the loose, she really doesn’t like father despite supposedly working with him. Father says she will kill me if she finds out I exist.”
“Oh,” Levi looks taken aback at that. “I don’t think you need to worry about that anymore. If you’re talking about who I think you’re talking about, then she has been dealt with already.”
“Oh!” Noah brightens. “By whom?”
“By me. But say,” the spawn looks quizzically at the child in front of him, frowning slightly. “Is it just your father and you? Where’s your mother?”
“I don’t have one,” and this is definitely the moment then Enver needs to intervene, but he is just...frozen in place, turned to stone.
Leviathan Anchev he knew hated children.
This Leviathan Anchev is talking to a child as it was his best friend.
“I have a dad though!” Noah is a sweet fool, Enver taught him much better than telling complete strangers his entire life’s story. Stop. Talking. “He is...working a lot and is too busy to visit,” the boy looks down gloomily. “But! He and father are very close; they even stole from the devil together!”
Levi blinks. Then blinks once more. Then again.
“The devil, you say?” and is it just Gortash’s imagination, but did the man’s voice just rise up an octave?
“Yes! And not just any devil, the achdevil Mephistopheles!” Noah looks so absurdly proud of that it hurts. “They snuck right into his home, stole a crown from his vault and returned here. Unspotted, unstopped. Victorious.”
“What the fuck?” Karlach lets out and both the boy and the bhaalspawn who created him turn to the door.
Noah’s face immediately brightens.
“Father!” he exclaims, hastily getting to his feet and rushing to him. Behind the boy Levi gives the man the most bewildered stare he has ever seen.
“You have a child!” young Ravengard speaks out with the accusation in his voice. Enver really isn’t sure whom the man is addressing.
Noah is unperturbed.
“Father, I met a really cool guy, his name is Levi and he must be your friend because he came here with no problem at all; and he has children at his camp, two girls named Yenna and Arabella. Arabella is a druid because she stole the idol of Sylvanus and it gave her powers, and Yenna has a cat! But the cat is anxious so I shouldn’t pet it, but I can look at it! Please, can I look at Yenna’s cat? Levi said the evil murderer is dealt with, so it’s probably safe. And Levi can guard me if needed. Also there’s a vampire spawn in his camp and-“
The pale elf coughs.
“Hello there,” he tries, pulling a not entirely convincing smile up his lips. “A vampire spawn speaking. And you would be...”
“I am Noah!” says Noah right away; and did Enver shelter him too much? Damn, he has sheltered him too much. Look at the boy, he wants to befriend a vampire spawn. “I’m the son of the Archduke! Hello.”
“Yes, hi,” the elf looks at Levi uncertainly and back. “So...”
“So,” the bhaalspawn steps forward, the bewildered look stuck to his face. He crouches down to Noah’s level and takes his hands into his calloused and clawed ones. “So Noah...Your dad is the man who helped your father to steal the crown from the devil, is that right?”
Noah nods vigorously and Enver takes his time to observe the scene; the two bhaalspawns in front of each other, Levi’s posture, his relaxed shoulders, his slightly shaking hands. The tail that seems to have a life on its own and moves agitatedly behind its owner.
Three companions of the bhaalspawn, all somewhat stuck in place, with different levels of surprise stitched up their faces. The pale elf – a step closer, almost lingering at Leviathan’s side. Annoying.
Yet somehow, no matter how hard Gortash looks at it, he doesn’t sense any danger. Doesn’t see it, even with Karlach still aflame by the doorframe.
“Yep,” Noah agrees eagerly. “I wish he’d come to meet me soon. He will come, right? Once the work is done and all,” the boy sighs. “I mean, I am his son, surely he would care to come to meet me.”
“Um,” the tiefing looks uncertain. “And what if...something happened to him? What if he, say, lost his memories?”
“How? Did something hit him in the head?”
The vampire spawn chokes on a laugh and Levi rolls his eyes at him.
“Sure,” he agrees. “Let’s call it that. So...what if he doesn’t...exactly remember having you?”
“You mean if he’s lost and doesn’t know he needs to come back?”
“Something like that.”
“Well, I guess I’d come looking for him. He is my other father. It’s important.”
The force of conviction behind these words hits harder than a thunderwave.
Leviathan blinks hard, clears his throat, and then-
“You...don’t have to. I don’t remember much about my life before...certain events, but it was made adamantly clear to me I was the one to break into the Mephistopheles’ vault with your father. And if your dad is who did that, then,” he stops. “Then I guess- Enver, are you really just going to stand here like a fucking statue? Tell me if this is what I think it is or not.”
“You swore!”
“No, the fuck, I did not. Enver-“
“Now you swore twice!”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake-“
“So,” Gortash steps forward, a lazy smile dancing on his lips. Gods only know how much this smile costs him. “You have known your son for the entirety of twenty minutes and already taught him a swear word. Really impressive.”
“Father?”
“Oh, listen here, you poignant prick-“
This, Enver thinks, is what family feels like.
#dark urge: levi#durgetash#dark urge x gortash#oc: noah gortash#gortash x durge#dark urge#bg3 durge#enver gortash#bg3 spoilers#levi pre- memory loss: fuck em kids#levi post memory loss: i have only known noah for a day but if anything bad happens to him i'm killing everyone in the world and then mysel#karlach is living through all 5 stages of grief bc killing gortash is one thing#but killing gortash knowing it will orphan a child who ADORES gortash is. uh. uuuuh#tfw an actual slaver and a tyrant is a better dad than ulder ravengard#I might be a lil unfair to ravengard but he did exile his 17 years old injured eyeless son. Wyll deserved better than that#ravengard is a good man but a shit father confirmed#he only ever expected the worst of wyll so fuck him#*I say as i always save him*#just to tell him to fuck off!!! and for wyll#gods know i'd do anything for wyll#also yeah levi's redeeming qualities post-memory loss is his love for children and animals#he collects strays like it's a real hobby#and now he has a whole son! his own! he MADE him!#is it ooc? do I care?
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I cannot emphasize enough how much I start TWEAKINNGGG when I see ppl call Gale the “real villain” like guys… maybe take a moment to think here..
#I’m not saying u can’t dislike him bc he does have his shitty moments#but be so for real he is NOT even on the same LEVEL as Coin or Snow#teenager who saved hundreds of lives but just so happened to design a bomb for the intention of killing his oppressors or literal tyrants#omg guys it’s such a hard decision!!! I can’t decide who’s worse!!!#<<< (sarcastic)#‘prim reaper!!’ guys how should I tell them Gale was literally being captured by peace keepers when the bombs were dropped#when COIN dropped the bombs btw… so if anyone’s the ‘prim reaper’ it’s her….#me to normal thg fans: yeah can we talk about how tragic Gale’s character is and how he was a product of war with blood on his hands#me to gale haters: Gale was innocent and did nothing wrong ever I’m right you’re wrong#save my angry oppressed son#gale hawthorne#the hunger games#thg#is this a hot take?
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So we all know all the reincarnation/isekai manhwa girls usually come as one random (abused/orphan) girl who transmigrated into a novel they read always come from south korea, usually seoul?
how are non of them kpop stan?????
#imagine one of them singing 'bite me' under their breath and the ml just look horrified#wmmap#princess reincarnation manwha#webtoon#web comics#webcomic#who made me a princess#death is the only ending for a villainess#the villainess is a marionette#the villainess enjoys a carefree life married to her worst enemy!#the villainess lives again#the villainess turns the hourglass#the villainess lives twice#i tamed a tyrant and ran away#into the light#i'll be the matriarch in this life
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I was rewatching RotS the other day, because I'm guilty of it being probably my favorite Star Wars movie, and one scene in particular struck me in a way I hadn't really thought about before.
Order 66 is already an incredibly tragic scene, with a fantastic score, that never fails to give me chills, but in this case I was particularly hit by the short sequence where Zett Jukassa is killed by the clones right in front of Bail Organa.
At first glance, it's just a fun way to do a cameo by George Lucas' son, and that's likely all it was intended as, without an additional thematic meaning. But the structure of the moment does say something about the Jedi that I think is important.
When Zett appears, he's clearly making a break for Bail's speeder, seeing it as a means of escaping the massacre and inferno inside the temple. Given his youth, it's entirely possible the lightsaber he's holding isn't even his, it might've been his master's, or just one he grabbed from a fallen Jedi to defend himself as he fled. But with the brutal efficiency of Order 66, he's probably seen a lot of people he knows and cares about slaughtered by the clones already, and is more than likely aware of the risks involved in engaging any clones in a fight.
Yet despite all of that, when the clones open fire, Zett's first instinct isn't to duck and hide in the speeder or get himself out of danger, it's to plant himself between Bail and the hail of gunfire and try to protect Bail. It's entirely possible Zett has no idea who Bail is, and at most he probably just knows him as a Senator and occassional visitor to the Temple, but it doesn't matter. When faced with danger his first instinct isn't to protect himself, it's the selfless instinct to protect others. And it cost him his life.
(I had a paragraph here talking about the plot of 'Padawan Lost' and its relation to this moment, but this post is long enough already so I might make a separate post about that).
The reason I find this moment so impactful is that it represents the type of 'light' Palpatine wanted to eradicate. Selfless good, protecting others and putting them before yourself, self-sacrifice, they're all values the Jedi represent, and they're all values Palpatine needs the galaxy to lose hold of if he wants his grip on power to remain.
It's a running theme throughout the OT, Andor, the Clone Wars, and more, that fighting FOR others gives people a strength they wouldn't otherwise have. Han chose to come back and help the rebels in A New Hope, Luke and Anakin defeated Palpatine because they were fighting for each other instead of for themselves, etc. Tyrants like Palpatine thrive when people distrust each other, when they're driven to look out solely for their own interests, because it keeps the people separated, oppressed, and severely lacking in morale.
Palpatine didn't just kill the Jedi, he symbolically slaughtered the galaxy's hope and selflessness, setting the perfect stage for his own power. And to take it even farther, he framed the Jedi as dangerous traitors. The symbols of good were, if one believed his words, revealed to be crafty villains who had fooled the Republic into trusting them just so they could gain power. He framed the Jedi as doing the very thing he did, so that he could be the galaxy's hope, putting a stop to the 'threat' and protecting the Republic. But if you can't trust the Jedi, who can you trust? Your neighbors? Your friends? Your senators? It's terrifying how Palpatine successfully generated the environment of fear and paranoia that would keep him in power while exterminating the organization representing everything that would ideologically undermine him.
And it's even more terrifying that some viewers of Star Wars have essentially bought Palpatine's lies and uncritically act as though the Jedi were some ultra-corrupt, morally reprehensible organization.
#star wars#order 66#zett jukassa#whether you thought the jedi always lived up to the values they represented does not stop them from representing those values#especially when there are so many examples of jedi who embody those values to the best of their ability#and even if they don't always succeed (because they're people not perfect paragons) that morality is a core part of their being#sorry this ramble came sort of out of nowhere but i hope it makes sense#also a would be tyrant accusing his enemies of doing the very thing he's doing feels very...relevant to the modern day sadly#but yeah i guess consider this my contribution to the SW overanalysis of a single scene pile
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Can't forget this art (yume/self-ship) Happiest birthday to him 🥺🩷💜🥹🫶🏻
#reference pose from “i tamed a tyrant and run away”#art#artist on tumblr#moonartemisia 𓆩⚝𓆪#paradox live hajun#hajun yeon#yeon hajun#hajun#paradoxlive#pararai#paradox live#paralive#paradox live bae#hatitia ♡#HaTitia#yume ship#yumeship#self ship
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