phoenixdown-and-fairydust

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everyone's all about queer subtext until it's aromantic or asexual

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i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

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Fandom is so different now and it’s becoming un-fun with how quickly shit moves.

I just want to enjoy things. I don’t want to have to play a game of Artist-Race that seems to be afoot lately.

Ya’ll eat up fandoms, leave artists and writers bone dry and then move on so fucking quickly then fucking wonder where all the Good Fandom Stuff is.

Idk Maybe cherish some things for longer. Reblog stuff. Interact with people. Comment and share.

Fandom is Capitalism now and I’m not being nuanced.

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No, no it isn’t.

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I love kids they’re all like.. “when i grow up i’m gonna be an astronaut and a chef and a doctor and an olympic swimmer” like that self confidence! That drive! That optimism! Where does it go

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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

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“I have all these OCs! But no story…”

bruh

make a fighting game

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So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet? Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

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WHY ARE THEY IN REVERSE ORDER?My overtired high probability ADHD brain almost completely missed that the first step goes at the bottom and the top is the last. What's both sad and funny is that this is government approved training needed for my work, and there also is something is affect in my province that has rules about accessibility and I'm pretty sure that out of nowhere putting a reverse order flow chart without warning goes against accessibility rules. I would have gotten this wrong and wouldn't know why if Id been a little more brain foggy.

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me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

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ily, menswear guy

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bro im gonna CRY i didnt know this 🥺

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elrond explicitly preferring his sindarin heritage over his noldorin one and continuing in his own sons the "el-" prefix naming tradition that dior began in honor of thingol... sindar stans we stay winning