I might actually just be several nerdy cats and some Tolkien books stuffed in a trench coat. Come for book/film/video game fandom thoughts, stay for 3:00 am insomnia posts. Will they be insightful or just weird? Who knows? I don't.
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I love how in disney cartoons when a prince is like "father I have met a mysterious forest woman and she is the love of my life and I cannot possibly marry who you wish me to" the king is always like "No!!!!! you can't fall in love with a forest woman!!!!!! you must marry a princess!!!!!" instead of what a king would have said in real life, which is "why are you telling me about the forest woman. this has no impact whatsoever on your marriage to the princess. we all have a forest woman. it's 1183 and we're barbarians"
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why do fake fireplaces always just have fake decorative logs? They could put anything in there.
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when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it
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An ad for your deepest desires :)
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Here's a playable Winter Solstice card I made. Happy Winter Solstice!
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Source: giatoctieuca
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#am also baking and singing with Legolas#since i am the treat baker of the friend/work group#and also spent a week singing for work
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caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose
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Avalon Fantasy Couture "Spring Goddess" Haute Couture Gown
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A watermelon eating contest
English added by me :)
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I just learned that the Russian word forย โladybugโ translates toย โGodโs Little Cowโ
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