#I literally cannot do that
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This may be a controversial opinion but we need to normalize and have more “bitchy” girls in media who aren’t complete assholes but labeled bitchy by everyone else because they have a rougher attitude than most people. We need more girls who don’t have to become nice by the end of the story to get their happy ending.
I don’t owe anyone niceness. I owe them respect and decency. Those things do not equate to niceness. Maybe it’s the depression talking but I cannot be upbeat and happy all the time. I shouldn’t be expected to greet everyone with a hello and a smile at my workplace. But especially in retail if you so much as say hi with a straight face you’ve got attitude or are being mean. Take it from a childhood people pleaser, I lost my sense of self trying to be nice and perfect for everyone. Doing so was one of the reasons I got so burnt out at my last job. We don’t owe you niceness.
The few girls in media I can think of off the top of my head who fit this:
Kat in 10 Things I Hate About You
Tibby from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Paris Geller in Gilmore Girls (I haven’t finished this show and while Paris is irrevocably horrible to people in some instances she still isn’t made to be nice to everyone and people accept her even when she’s not happy).
Julie Powers from Scott Pilgrim
April Ludgate from Parks and Rec
Wednesday Addams from The Addams Family/Wednesday
Edit: MAEVE WHITMAN from Sex Education also!
Any recommendations people have with women who fit this as main/sub protagonists would be greatly appreciated!
#wren posts#this is one of the reasons I’m so terrified to get another job#basically every job description is like -must be upbeat-must interact with customers in an upbeat manner-must greet everyone-#I literally cannot do that#Gilmore girls#parks and rec#sisterhood of the traveling pants#scott pilgrim#10 things i hate about you#wednesday addams#julie powers#april ludgate#paris geller#kat stratford#the addams family#tibby rollins#100+#200+#woah
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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable
#ramble#it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume#not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls#idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them#and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off#if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun#also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter#cis son privileges are CRAZY#i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences#like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here#i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day#this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh#is this just a my family thing or is this common
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My favorite things that Obi-Wan and Ezra have in common:
Hondo's "best friend"
Maul's obsession
Unique bond with animals
Fond of a Mandalorian named Sa_ine.
Spending ten years in exile before someone comes for them.
Fondness for Ahsoka Tano and Captain Rex
#star wars#the clone wars#star wars rebels#obi-wan kenobi#ezra bridger#hondo ohnaka#darth maul#sabine wren#duchess satine kryze#obi-wan kenobi series#ahsoka series#did ezra ever tell rex that obi-wan was alive or did he keep that a secret?#ahsoka tano#captain rex#ahsoka and rex are a pair and you cannot separate them even though life continues to do so anyway#i'm convinced they have a Force bond#literally my favorite star wars relationship out of them all#i got sidetracked#my bad
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If stranger things was a comic (and I was the artist)
#EL AND MAX FOREVER#The vibe of season three cannot be beaten idc what anyone says#this was basically like the Ferris Bueller episode and I love it#please let them (consciously) reunite in season five I BEG#my art#stranger things#eleven#max mayfield#max stranger things#stranger things season 3#stranger things art#digital#also lmao excuse my colour work I really don’t have much experience and I literally do not understand how to use values with colour lmaooo
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the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End acting like an entitled toddler is the funniest thing
#i havent drawn j proper in like half a year#and dd j in over a year. my gods#ill figure her out eventually. or ill forget she exists for another year who knows#her haircut is so goddamn hard to draw thank you liam for giving her like no screen time actually#regressed my style a bit. didnt like the more rounded approach it was going#give her a gameboy or something im sure they have a port for it#art#murder drones#murder drones j#serial designation j#murder drones cyn#murder drones flesha#murder drones skyn#skyn sounds cooler but flesha rolls off the tongue better. divorce leads children to the worst places#cw blood and gore#for flesha. shes got that aura#dont mind the semi cursive again i literally cannot read it myself unless its like this#how do you even draw a cursive f. thats not a letter thats a scribble
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there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back
i am insane
#like YES i know there is obviously so much more history between the boys than edwin and the cat king#and for everyone who's like “well how would the cat king have gotten to hell”#yall charles got LUCKY that the night nurse was there to open a door for him#you can bet your ass that if she hadn't been there he still would've figured out how to get there no matter what it took#but the cat king calling himself a romantic because he'll wait vs charles GOING TO HELL TO GET HIM BACK????#absolutely insane#i cannot handle these two#like i can vibe with the cat king#but charles x edwin for the WIN#obviously the circumstances between the characters are a lot different#but to me that changes absolutely nothing about the fact that charles who only thinks of edwin as a friend would do literally anything#vs the cat king who claims to have fallen for edwin doing literally nothing and just sulking about it#i don't even care if you dont ship charles and edwin#the love they have for each other will forever outweigh anything else#(ps if you ship catwin you simply do not need to interact with this post. you will not change my mind)#(you do not have to interact with posts you don't agree with)#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles rowland#edwin payne#the cat king#painland#payneland#dbd netflix
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hello cookierun nation here are all of the cookie cosplays i humbly offer to ye that ive done so far. love those lil dudes
#my cosplay#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#cosplay#cookie run cosplay#i'd kiss the character designer for cookierun square on the lips they do such a good job of understanding the fundamentals of design#i mean obviously im not doing 1:1 translations on any of these but they provide a spectacular base from the official work#the fact that cookierun is the only series ive done multiple costumes for in the past few years#hopefully shows how fond i am of their design style#although to be fair the other series that ive done 2 costumes for lately is genshin impact and not to be negative#but i cannot stand genshin impacts character design approach it literally keeps me up at night how much i hate it
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POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on
#hehe just a silly doodle#Gwen’s great at subtlety so would this even happen? debatable#just feel like they’d definitely get up to magical shenanigans post-canon#plus there were enough things in the show that could make a reappearance#Lady Vivian is visiting? Oh no is she still under the curse??? D: *cue mutual looks of alarm*#(it’s okay she’s not. justiceforvivian2024)#but anyway STILL they’d definitely go sneaking around in the vaults or library to find answers to the latest Situation tm#like yeah magic is legal and Guinevere is literally the queen#but that doesn’t stop them from shiftilly snooping!! shiftilly snooping just Happens when ur friends with Merlin#it’s like enrichment for them#ANYWAY yet again I have NO idea what proper anatomy is and I did not use a reference for Merlin and only glanced at one for Gwen so#sorry I cannot do u justice merlin + guinevere </3#my mom once glanced at one of my doodles when I was home and she was like why does Merlin look like a monkey#WHICH WAS KINDA OUT OF POCKET TBH 😭😭#but maybe one of these days I’ll actually learn drawing-related things so I can better spread my beloved post canon Merlin agenda#Merlin#Gwen#merlin fanart#bbc merlin#my art#art#merwen#EDIT: fixed up the colouring bc it was bothering meee rip
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stars in her hair
#good omens#crowley#good omens fanart#aziraphale braided it for him#i’m honestly just trying to get out of artblock hudhhgehhd#aziraphale if you squint#which automatically means aziracrow#literally cannot draw them apart#i love his wings tbh also long haired crowley forever#literally wanted to do hair practice and it turned into him soooooo. she’s just in my mind#dotcircledotart
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You said I can ask you if there's anything I don't understand, right? Then please teach me. How to kiss.
THE TIME OF FEVER (2024).
#the time of fever#guys i cant. i cante evn talk about this scene#the longing the tension the desire they were acting their ass off but taemin was acting his ASSS OFFFFFFFFFF#like hotae is literally shaking this entire scene#just insane#like theyre both insane. the repression of such intensity bursting out of hotae is just like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#anyways this scene is sooo long. im just gonna make the kiss another set at this point this is already so long but holy shit#actually like my fav kiss scene in a MINUTEEE#pls guys if you got this far and you havent watched this please watch this i need to scream.#i am stuck here. i cannot move on. i am hoping giffing this scene will make the brainrot go away somewhat. i wasnt even going to do this bu#i cant stop thinking about it#fivearchive
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good morning sifloop nation
#loop is so fucking hard to draw bc I can never tell how I can center the face on their cookie cutter as head#its literally just a pair of eyes and yet it fucks with me every time 😭#idk what came over me bc suddenly im imagining these two freaks in the funniest scenarios for my own pleasure#im not even halfway thru the game yet im still on act 2 bc I havent been able to play it in a while#genuinely though I am curious as to how ppl would go about describing how u would kiss loop. this isnt even a jab at anyone#in fact I admire whoever pushed their imagination to the limits to find a way to make loop kissable in ways science cannot explain#and other fun activities#I think itd be funny for them to do 7 minutes in heaven bc normally 2 ppl go in to smooch or whatever in the closet#in their case two of them go in but only one of them comes out alive. bc theyre like that#are they fighting or are they fucking. the answer is up to you#sifloop#myart#my art#in stars and time#isat#isat fanart#isat loop#isat Siffrin#Siffrin#loop#doodles#shitpost
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he looks like sucha nerd lmaoooo
i also have this little hc of mine that Eclipse wears a bandage on his hand along with his fingers being a bit rigid since Nexus broke 'em that one time he just never bothered to fix it fully, got it to work well enough again and that's kinda it
perhaps the bandage is from Earth when she found out that it happened (cuz i really don't think he would care enough to put it on himself) and now he just replaces it every now and then with a new one if needed
[EP: Ballora KIDNAPS ECLIPSE in VRChat (EAPS)]
#i had that lil' hc for him literally since it happened and i cannot believe this is the first time i draw Eclipse since then#it's been so long#jeez#and i mean like current Eclipse and not a gHoSt Of THe PaSt or smth#kind of looks like shit ngl lol#it's 4am i have no idea what i'm doing#*dying wheeze of laughter and insanity*#sams#sun and moon show#sams fanart#eaps#eclipse and puppet show#eaps fanart#tsbs#the security breach show#eclipse#eclipse fanart#sams eclipse#eaps eclipse#art
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i really do have to emphasize that like. horny tumblr is a fucking horrible place to learn about kink. at least half the people here have never had sex (or done kink without sex) beyond sexting on omegle, and even the ones who do have any experience with sex and and kink and IRL kink spaces (including myself!) are mostly engaging in fantasy and theatre and performance. that's fine! that's fun! there's nothing wrong with that. but i do worry so much about all the 18 yr olds i see on here who've never had sex, many of whom have never been in a relationship, and who are building ideas about kink and sex and health based on the most deranged fantasy-of-the-sort-you-literally-cannot-do-safely-irl tumblr posts. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not take any tumblr posts as actual kink education, including and sometimes especially the ones claiming to be actual kink education. there are actual books and groups and dungeons for that.
#wren speaking!#im not saying that theres 0 good advice but i am saying that like#there is so little good advice compared 2 the utter nonsense#'how to safely choke someone' you cannot safely choke someone. it is literally impossible#'aftercare guide!' clearly written by someone who has never so much as gotten 2 third base let alone done aftercare#'what to do if you cant communicate with ur dom' the only thing To Do in that situation is not 2 play
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#This is literally what happened at the end#the amazing digital circus#tadc#pomni#tadc pomni#Okay but this scene is just make me feel something else has she just sits there as she realizes this is her new reality and she cannot leav#All she can do is sit there and smiles as the music swells#HOLY SHIT#If someone has already made this edit I am so sorry
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i think it’s so funny how suguru gets injured on a mission and then brushes off every attempt you make to care for him. he could quite literally be bleeding out in front of you but still he’s got that stupidly indulgent smile on his face as he tucks your hair behind your ear to see your furrowed brows clearly.
“it’s not a big deal. i promise,” he’ll sigh every time, and you’ll always huff in response.
(because he’s so ridiculous? almost dying and telling you that it’s not that bad.)
“yes it is!” you groan and then you’re fussing over his injuries—and all he can do is show you that same silly helpless smile.
he’s always telling you that it’s not serious—that injuries are nothing to worry about.
but then you get injured on a mission and it completely flips. suguru is all over you, worry so palpable as he takes your face in his palms and lets his eyes rove over your features.
you do the same thing he does—tell him it’s nothing too crazy and that you’re fine and it isn’t something to be so worried about.
(it really isn’t.)
but he never listens, never cares. one little scrape and he’s panicked. he physically will not let you out of his sight.
and when you call him out for it, cheekily grinning as you chuckle, he just sighs and shakes his head because he knows you’re right. he has no intention of stopping though.
what a hypocrite.
#(affectionate)#he’s literally ridiculous#the mother hen in him cannot be controlled#in his head he can handle it but you shouldn’t have to??#dreamy sigh i love him#i just think he’d be so insufferable about it too#oh you got a paper cut??? sit down.#you tripped up a stair???? absolutely not pls don’t move and let him do everything.#he’s overbearing but he’s such a sweetheart about it#he can’t help it you know???#anyways sorry i love him#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#geto x reader#geto suguru x reader#jjk drabbles#geto drabble
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i like them...........
#i literally cannot draw backgrounds i need to stop doing this to myself T__T but i couldn't get arriettyfication out of my mind#oscar piastri#lando norris#landoscar#*a
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