#I like Belphie pls dont hate me

[devilevlls]

Chapter 16 spoiler (?)

MC, consumed by a burning desire for revenge after being killed by Belphie, stealthily creeps into his room in the middle of the night. With silent determination, they approach the slumbering demon's bedside, their hands trembling with suppressed rage, Beel wasn't there either, that was the perfect opportunity. With a fierce resolve, they reach out to choke him in his sleep, their fingers tightening around his throat with a visceral intensity. It's a chilling moment of retribution, fueled by the pain of betrayal and the unyielding thirst for justice. As MC's hands close in on Belphie's throat, a sudden sense of danger prickles at Lucifer's senses while he was working on his papers. With a swift and decisive motion, he teleports inside the room and intervenes, seizing the human and dragging them away from his slumbering younger brother's bedside. His expression is a mix of stern resolve and simmering anger, his grip firm as he prevents the MC from carrying out their deadly intent. At that moment, Lucifer's protective instincts override any other consideration, ensuring the safety of both his brother. "What in the hell do you think you are doing?" His hand squeezes the human's arm with force.

Belphie awakens with a start, his eyes widening in alarm as his demon form materializes instinctively, reacting to the perceived threat, his tail swaying defensively. He gazes at the scene before him with disbelief, unable to comprehend the notion that the human—whom he may have considered a friend even after all that happened—was moments away from attempting to end his life. The realization sends a shiver down his spine, stirring a mixture of fear and betrayal within him. "I... I thought you had forgiven me." As the gravity of the situation sinks in, Belphie's eyes begin to well up with tears, his heart heavy with the weight of the consequences of his actions. The realization dawns on him with crushing clarity, stirring a profound sense of regret and remorse within his soul. Now he understood the magnitude of his mistake, understanding that the repercussions of his actions extend far beyond what he had initially anticipated.

Masterlistɞ

[jinkicake]

I think the mean men are taking rotations in my head,,,, bc now it’s Lucifer turn😞😞 I heard this dude on Tiktok do like a seep voice thirst trap and I literally was weak in the knees!! Like I was imagining Lucifer behind me and I folded like origami 😭 like pls I was pulling for scara today🙂 but it was something like “ surely you don’t think your own fingers can bring you as much pleasure as I can? Imagine how deep inside you they could reach; you seem distracted should I assist?” And I was on the floor gasping for air bc he does have nice hands😩like honestly the 5”5 men have been dragging me so I forgot I had a size kink so this tall asf man letting me sit in his lap and I can lean I to him like a beanbag 😔💦 like he would talk directly into my eardrums and it would be over for me like if he really wanted mc to behave he could have just seduced me ngl Belphegor can stay up there🥰🥰 but also seeing that my beloved wanderer is not as easily aggravated as he was before is SO great bc I can be the one to agitate him🤭 like he’s trying to start his redemption arc snd not beat people up; but there’s me to annoy him every step of the way. 100 would steal the gnosis to give it back to him bc ik there not gunna give it to Ei and wtf is that little napkin flavor baby gunna do?? Shes on house arrest!! He’s bit evil so give it back!! Behaving like a menace for dick>>>> like if him or Lucifer aren’t under my tree wtf was Christmas for??

omgggggg.... i've been waiting for this for so long. I knew lucifer would make an appearance, I just had to be patient!

you need to forget those anemo clowns and get a real demon! not a 5'0 puppet!!!!! (heheh just kidding xiao, you're not a clown!) speaking of puppet, have you pulled scaramouche yet? how many wishes have you spent T T I LOVE his playstyle like WHy did they give him the ability to fly because he's now the best character like he's so damn fun

no literally like if lucifer showed me an ounce, a mere pinch, of affection then Belphie would have stayed up in the attic until I died likeeeeee i'll be lucifer's little snitch for my whole life! his good human! if that is what it takes for some lucifer cawk!

also yeah i dont hate his redemption arc (i cant believe im saying that) omg i saw a video of scara in someone's teapot and he's SO sweet, so kind. he is not helping my delusional yandere scara addiction likeeeee yes i want him to be nice and kind to me while still being a complete psycho to others </3 you can hide me away forever! you know what's best, scaramouche!

no bc i'll literally kick nahida's ass like send that little archon flying across the room so i can give the genosis back to scara... i don't want to see him cryingggg HSDIUFHADSIJ SHE IS A NAPKIN FLAVORED BABYYYYYFSDF LITERALLY

yeah i would act completely fucking dumb for lucifer cawk if that pleases him.... if that is what it will take to get him under my tree.... i want scara in my stocking!

[O.M.G. also... why have we NOT as a society (society being you and me LOL) talked about how good dilucs jpn va is. LIKE i was playing w him today bc i wanted to hear giorno and his va went to work like i kick my feet and giggle every time i do his burst andddd KAEYA TOOOOO like today i played JUST w kaeya and diluc to hear their vas...... it had my heart racing! their voices make them ten times hotter like omggg hottest characters in the game (itto and ayato-gaara look the other way]

[luvrboytengen]

Obey Me brothers with a short mc (like 5'0) with a high sterotypical loli voice? Im in need of some rep-

i didn’t do the voice since i didn’t rlly know how to like put that in but i rlly liked how this turned out <3

warnings: none just some cursing?

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Lucifer would love how short and tiny you are compared to him

it would make him feel powerful and like he can protect you <33 which makes him practically BUST with pride

like when you can’t reach something on the top shelf and you have to ask him to get it <3 he just feels pride swell up in his chest

the minute you let someone else do something for you = ego deflated

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mammon would at first be annoyed

because 1) he has to take care of this annoying human 2) said human is short as hell and is bound to get lost a shit ton in the crowd of tall as demons (were talking like 6-8’ because i think beels like 7’6 ??)

but after he gets like used to you he enjoys the way you have to rely on him so much to get high things and to guide you through the streets of the devildom

dont let anyone else get stuff from a high shelf or anything, that’s his job only😠 (if he finds out you let somebody else get something down he pouts for days)

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leviathan LOVES IT

you’re like some of the anime characters he knows!! would make you cosplay esp as ruri-chans human form

loves to hold you and just keep like your pinky’s laced together (if not hand holding or anything he can be shy) when you go out once in a blue moon so he can “protect you” in a sense

it rlly fuels his ego to see how short and tiny you are to him (kinda hot ngl leviathan)

being the avatar of envy, if you let someone else like get stuff down for you or hold someone else sleeve while outside he will go back to saying he’s a useless otaku:(

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satan is kind of indifferent to it

does find it cute if you have to ask him to get a book from a higher shelf for you tho

pls randomly jump on his back i think it would be so funny(he will either know it’s you or think it’s someone random and feel earth bubble up but when he realizes it’s you he just kinda scoffs and like makes you more comfy so you can stay like that)

you didn’t hear that from me tho🤨

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asmodeus thinks you’re ADORABLE

you’re like a little dress up doll (i’m so sorry if you don’t like shopping he will drag you shopping with him and make you try on so much rip to u)

i feel like since he’s the smallest of the brothers and also the most feminine he doesnt get to feel like strong i guess ?? (i feel like bc he’s more “girly” ppl underestimate him a lot) but when he sees your smaller than him??

EGO BOOSTED AND SWOONING ALREADY

loves to just sit you inbetween his legs and set his chin on your head and do your nails <33

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beelzebub is so scared he’s gonna hurt u :(

you’re just so small and he’s so tall and big he doesn’t want to accidentally like sit on u or something SJSJD

immediately promises to be your body guard and follows you around like a puppy but a strong one who will always make sure ur safe and not lost <33

if you do the thing where you hold onto like the end of his sleeve to not loose him in public he m e l t s

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belphegor at first hates u either way💀

after the whole killing you thing and he starts to like you, he finds you to be the perfect irl teddy bear

if it’s time for his nap he’s automatically like yep cmere human i will now hold you captive in my arms for the next two hours (me next belphie please)

literally once he starts to like you he will want you by him 24/7 not letting you out of his sight, he just doesn’t want to risk losing you fr this time :(( (granted he killed you the first time but um)

will get you anything you need off of high places and if he can’t reach it then he’ll call beel in to get it

[sleepingbutawake]

What i think of you based on your obey me kin (as a belphie kinnie)

Lucifer

Y'all hot as fuck

Where is your classical music playlist

I know you guys have a good taste in this

Why is there so much coffee mugs?! Wait, is this one tea?

Always the responsible one huh?

Giving me parent of the group or eldest sibling energy tbh

Y'all always say „stay safe” at some point so im now gonna say it to you

Stay safe, drink water, sleep and dont worry *sends virtual hug* <3

Mammon

Y'all funny as fuck

They think you're stupid but there are always some suprised up your sleeve

Sassy vibe for me

Either the child or the crackhead of the group

Either falling for the "yo mama" or "deez nuts" jokes or making them

You like fancy things

Material gworl and thats end of sentense

Dont forget to drink water, have a rest and challinge someone to your favorite card game (i know you'll win tho-)

Levi

You guys alre shy

But not "👉👈, 😢" shy

Like this " 😐,🕴️" shy

Memes = love language

Pls share with me your anime list

I think you hate physical touch but also craves physical touch

You have that gamer Rage but mostly a pretty chill person

Im not even gonna question your sleep schedule

Just a reminder to drink water, eat your veggies and beat some asses in online games 😉

Satan

What number is the book your reading rn?

I wanna see your libraly card

It's the Dark academia aestetic for me

Youre giving me vibe of old libraly in a rainy day

*daddy issues by The Neighborhood starts playing in the back round*

Anger issues dont lie to me

You like to cause mischief or pranking people

Cat person

Also a reminder to stay to stay safe and drink water

Asmo

Sassy/wine aunt friend of the group

I know you have some good tea to spill

Material gworl 2.0

You're pretty hot ngl

Sweet but you will burn anyone in a roast battle

*shows you my nails* ok, sweetie, your turn

Dirty minded and dont try to hide it

You're a fashion specialist to me and i aint taking it back

Selfie queen

Reminder to take care, drink water and tell everyone to fuck off who doesnt respect you for who you are :) <3

Beel

You have a golden retriever energy for me and i love that

„Love goes throught stomach.” and no explanation needed

I think you have soft spot for your family

Mostly chill but you will wreck someone's shit if they cross the line

Reminder to eat, drink water and stay safe <3

Belphie

Lets be honest

Sleeps whole night and you're still tired

Same

I think you still sleep with plushies, dw me too i have 5 hbu?

Sleep = best solution to all problems

You sleep in school and still have good grades

You're in school just bc of the drama but shhh

Knows all the tea

Its the Dark humor and phonk/metal music for me

Probably you also like to watch some murder mysteries or horrors or some really creepy shit

Dark colored baggy clothes it is

Your clothing style is either full emo with chains and rings or pajamas no in between

You respect peoples opinion about Belphie but if someone starts talking real shit about him....shit's about to go down

You bite and i aint taking it back

Reminder to sleep well, drink water, eat, beat some asses and dm me if you wanna be mutuals <3

(No but srsly if you wanna be mutuals pls dm me on tumblr)

[uwumessenger]

i love love LOVE ur page pls do rfa and maybe v, saeran, and rika if they were exchange students at rad? 😏

ilysm THANK U :( <3 i love making mmxom! stuff ngl. also, love ur avi :')

for the sake of this let's throw the idea of religion out the window KCJSKDJSKSK bc most of the mm characters are canonically religious and that would make this post a tad more boring...or chaotic. idk

btw i dont usually write for rika but this is an exception ! ;)

zen

when zen wakes up and sees the demon brothers plus diavolo and barbatos, it takes him a minute to process what's in front of him

he would try to go back to the human world so many times...poor bb

since zen is going to be there over the course of a year he would eventually begin to butt heads with asmo. they would not get along...

he'd hate lucifer from the start bc lucifer reminds him of jumin. got along with satan until cats were brought up

irritated by mammon and levi, though he is secretly fond of levi bc levi reminds him of yoosung in a way

is fine with beel, doesnt have many issues with him but is constantly concerned for his skin. totally jealous of beel's body.

diavolo also reminds zen of jumin in a way, but like, if jumin was more likeable.

likes luke and simeon a lot! thinks solomon was brought to freak him out because solomon lowkey resembles zen. like...super lowkey...

hates that it's night all the time

if any of the brothers flirt with him, he'll immediately shoot them down. he's not interested. would never date someone who could outlive and overpower him

visits belphie in the attic once then never returns. he knows a thing or two because he's seen a thing or two

yoosung

yoosung is screaming and crying so much diavolo actually considers sending him back to the human world.

literally, the entire first day is yoosung BAWLING and swatting the brothers away like flies

eventually he warms up to levi, and levi only. he befriends luke and simeon too, but is suspicious of solomon. doesnt like barbatos bc he thinks he's like jihyun...

doesnt visit belphie in the attic, period. he shits bricks when he sees lucifer so if lucifer says not to go up to the attic, yoosung obeys

even if the brothers start flirting, yoosung would never notice. he's way too oblivious! he becomes more like family, because he kinda resonates with them and the whole lilith thing.

but he actually has a fairly good time. may or may not turn into a cult leader like his dear cousin afterward, though...

jaehee

simply accepts her fate and agrees to spend the year in devildom

tells lucifer all about jumin...then comes to learn that lucifer is actually more like her and v?

she and satan get along well, but she befriends barbatos and spends most of her time with him and luke instead. baking and bonding over being pushed around by their bosses :')

helps diavolo with some of his work and gives him a lot of pointers for organization!

she would not like mammon. he reminds her of elizabeth the third.

one of the few who actually helps belphie out of the attic ! except when belphie tries to kill her, she'd fight him. and win. ur not allowed to disagree teehee

she most likely wouldnt pursue any romantic relationships with anyone bc she simply isnt interested in any of them HAHAHA

after the program ends she'd be one of the few who actually keep in touch with everyone, and would follow the canon storyline (minus all romantic interactions).

jumin

caught off guard bc wtf? is that....his twin?

the whole room is distracted bc of how much jumin and lucifer resemble one another, at least physically

hates every second of it and makes it very clear

although he likes talking with satan, and diavolo and barbatos

gives belphie some kind of inspirational asshole speech...doesnt help him out of the attic at all

jumin would actually come up with an escape plan and it'd be flawless. he would actually successfully escape back to the human world at least once

but the others have like, powers and shit so they can easily bring him back

would ghost everyone after the end, especially solomon

saeyoung

he thinks hes in a coma. doesnt believe it's real at all

when he does realize it's real, it's too late, he's being killed by belphie JCJZMXJSM

after hes brought back he warms up to everyone a bit more and is much more respectful of the environment.

he likes levi the most because when hes with him it's like hes with yoosung again! introduces levi to LOLOL, and they actually get to play with yoosung online every now and then

unfortunately for the obey me men, none of them are saeyoung's type. he does like that everyone is swooning over him tho

he warns all of them to keep things lowkey because of his hacker job, and says that it's too dangerous for them to visit him in the human world

before he leaves he gifts everyone some kind of gadget as a way to remember him. gives the whole im-dangerous-man speech, then disappears, never to be seen by them again.

saeran

so we're talking saeran as in good ending saeran, right? because this mf is getting sent straight back to the human world if it was suit saeran 💀✋🏻

and if it was only ray, he'd be crying the whole time. poor kid.

anyway he totally lets belphie out of the attic. naturally, belphie reminds him of himself, so he tries to help.

i think after everything settles down saeran would warm up to beel and belphie the most because their dynamic reminds him of his and saeyoung's. he easily relates to belphie and all of belphie's issues, and wants to help him through it!

like his brother, saeran is uninterested in everyone romantically because none of them are his type. he may or may not have had a fling with satan, but satan was giving off too much rika vibes /:

keeps in touch with them and will help them when they visit the human world

v

v is similar to jaehee where he simply accepts the situation at hand

v and solomon would be really good friends omg CAN YOU IMAGINE????

two old men just cracking jokes and cooking poisonous food!

he is the only person who is immune to solomon's cooking.

helps belphie out of the attic. somehow doesnt allow himself to nearly get killed tho

mammon accidentally becomes his therapist...! and everybody except for belphie thinks he should break up w rika

v might have a fat crush on asmo...or maybe even diavolo. but wont touch asmo bc his bff is solomon. pursues diavolo on the down low

rika

oh gosh...she'd get sent straight back to the human world.

if you want someone who will help create peace among the three realms, you are not going to achieve anything with rika.

if she did manage to stay back, though, she'd probably be able to weave her way into levi's heart

she gets along well with satan

when it comes to the whole belphie thing? oh no. OH. NO.

this mf would probably help belphie kill off the entire human population 😭 the whole obey me storyline would flip upside down and they'd start another war

interesting concept ngl

[nwaml]

I’m struggling, idk how to draw and my stickmans really are ridiculous 

im gonna write it

So i imagine you and me on our back but really close like touching heads, tangled arms, holding hands. Oh Belphie on your tummy but like parallels not perpendicular between your legs so. Satan at your side, holding tight, catboy won’t let you go. Mammon holding my side, mmh Asmo between us? yah i dont picture well human anatomy maybe there is no space for him. And Levi between my legs on tummy

OR

Just a mess of arms and legs but you and me absolutely forehead to forehead

Currently napping with Asmo, Levi, Mammon and @the-mourning-stars.

[otakusheep15]

haihai can I have my matchup if its still open? It looks fun and Im curious on who I'd end up with shshhshs

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: heterosexual/straight

Positive traits: obedient, passionate (if smth interests me I’d concentrate on it until I don’t anymore), friendly

Negative traits: book smart, kinda always mad but most of the time the mood is happy, overthinker

Hobbies: listening to music, reading books, writing, cleaning (usually at night), watching anime/movies

Favorite color: pastel pink

Pls dont match me with Asmo

Thank you!!

I match you with Belphegor!

You’re obedient and friendly, which he likes in people. He likes to be the one calling the shots, even if he is a bit lazy. With you around, he’d be sure that you’d listen to him and (hopefully) not complain too much. Belphie also likes how passionate you are because he kind of hates people who are unmotivated. Like, even he has his passions that he works hard on. He also appreciates your book smarts, and doesn’t see them as a negative trait at all. As a matter of fact, he’s also quite book smart, so you have that in common. 

He’d be able to calm your mind anytime you start overthinking. With consent, he could easily just put you to sleep and let you rest, or look around your mind a little bit to figure out the issue. And with the slight madness you always feel, he’s right there with you, but the two of you keep each other calm. 

As for your hobbies, most of them are pretty lowkey, so he would enjoy doing them with you. He likes listening to music since, depending on the genre, it can help him go to sleep or stay awake. Also a fan of reading, even if it takes him a while. In fact, he;d like it better if you just read to him instead. Doesn’t mind watching anime or a movie with you, but note that he might fall asleep halfway through. 

Rules for matchups

[not-ur-normie]

The demon brothers as a kpop group (+ Diavolo)

Hey there! This is my very first headcanon thingy, so i would like to apologise for my bad english, its not my mother language. Also, it was so long ago when i last wrote anything similar in english, so once again, sorry. 

Anyway, i really wanted to write it, so let me know if you like it! + If you want general group headcanons with them as a kpop group, pls let me know it as well! (Or a similar one with Simeon, Luke and Solomon, hehe) Love! 

The demon brothers as a kpop group (+Diavolo)

DIAVOLO - The CEO of the company - It was the main goal in all his life to see Lucifer shining on stage - Okay, not, actually he only knows Lucifer since a shitty survival program - I mean, Lucifer is already hiper super extra giga mega beautiful in his eyes, but! Lucifer! on! stage! is the main Lucifer - So he maid a company for him - Lucifer was like 'wtf dID U DO' (okay, he didnt say it in this way, but-) - He is an understanding boss - Doesnt plan to debut any other group, so his company wont suck lol - Has all the money only for the bois - Altho he is really kind and understanding, he expects the guys to work extra hard do achive success - Sometimes goes to variety shows with his group and acting like a proud dad around them - Fans say that he is the 8th member of the group - Has his own fansites - Sometimes does modelling (has a duo photoshoot with Lucifer which he is extra proud of and some of its pieces are on his wall in a big canvas) - Fans ship him with Lucifer (not suprising) - He bought two houses next to each other. One is his and the other is the guys'. - Has a cameo in one of the mvs of the group - Does acting, has a lots of main roles - He is POPULAR

LUCIFER - Leader of the group - Also dad of the group (i mean if you dont count Diavolo) - He and the others participated in a survival program, but didnt make it - Got kicked out of their prev company - Thats when Diavolo became a fan of him and decided on founding one for him - Lucifer only agreed on joining if his teammeat could go too - Most popular in the group - Does everything Diavolo asks him to do - Makes the guys practicing till morning - Barely sleeps - Also does acting - Really bad at doing fanservice - Extremely caring towards fans - Always makes sure that the fans are doing okay, writes short messages on fancafe, uploads pictures (never about himself) on ig and twitter and reminds fans to take care of themselfs - Staying up super late to read fancafe letters from fans - Gives special attention to communicate with fans - However... He shamlessly blocks fans who upload meme pics about him or hurt his pride - HE IS SERIOUS - Thanks to this, fans never EVER mock him - Has a solo album - Won against his own group once in a music show (Levi said how it was not fair and Satan was pissed) - Never dyed his hair and never will - According to some poll, he is one of the most handsome men in kpop - He hates fanwars and when there is one, he tells the fans to stop  - He also hates rumors

MAMMON - He wanted to became a worldwide idol so he can get more money - Actually he was really bad at everything when he joined that survival program - Fans started to love him bc of his hard work (((for the money))) - Always forgets their own choreography - The whole fandom jokes about how stupid he is - He is always truly offended and scolds the fans on vlive - Fans make memes out of him and love dissing him - Fans think he is super cute and he is loveing it - LOVES fansigns but always blushes if he needs to hold hands with fans - Tries to act tough anyway - Cries in every. fkin. concert. (giving birth to new memes lol) - Once made a "joke" about how fans should donate him money instead of giving presents and it became a HUGE scandal, Lucifer and Diavolo deadass wanted to kick him out of the group - Does vlive a lot bc he loves talking about everything: how he bought a new car, new shoes, how he wanted to prank Lucifer with Satan and how they failed blah blah and so on - He is that member with zero lines, but has fair screentime - Modelling and super popular - Tried acting bc "he is too good at everything" but failed (he is not too good, but too shy lol) - The loudest member - Variety shows love him thanks to his idiotism - He says he is the "cutie sexy" member of the team - Once a fan started crying in front of him at a fansign out of happiness and Mammon was so touched he started crying as well

LEVIATHAN - His nickname is Leviachan for a reason - Fans know how much of an otaku he is so they always buy him anime related stuff and LEVI IS TRULY HAPPY ALL THE TIME - He even post about his presents at twitter and ig - Does gameplay vlives - Also has a youtube channel where he uploads every kind of videos: gameplays, gameplays, anime reviews, manga recommendations, gameplays, videos about his Ruri-chan collection, gamplays... and more gameplays - Uploaded a video where he and Mammon tried to snake into Lucifer's room to film him while he is asleep, but got caught and Lucifer started to shout at them - He needed to deletet it bc Lucifer wanted to kill him for publishing it - Fans didnt reupload out of fear from Lucifer - Shy at fansigns but compfy with old fans and fansites - Doing cosplay - At the begining he was reather shy on stage, but since he got used to it... aegyo all the way - Loves when they promote in Japan - In variety shows when the mcs ask him about his hobbies he always ends up talking too much, so to others need to stop him - According to fans, he has e-boy vibes - He is the one who posts everything thats happening with them on twitter, so the fans really ALWAYS know whats up whit the guys - Once accidentally tweeted out their hotel room numbers and fans found them (Lucifer was hella angry)

SATAN - Mom of the group, even if he hates it - Like if Lucifer is the dad, no way that he is the mom - Also prince of the group - Has good vocals but can rap too - Writes lyrics - Started acting bc he was sure he is better than Lucifer - Won an award for his main role in a detective series - Has a whole collection of books bought by fans - Gets angry easily which is the reason why fans often mock and make memes about him - Reads the messages fans send him and replies; sometimes its only a heart, sometims its advice or kind words - Came up with the groups greeting - According to the other members fansites, he is so handsome that its hard to not take pictures of him - Thanks to this, all the others fansites have at least two posts about him - Fans going insane when he starts smiling - Plays the guitar - Multilanguage king - Cant do fanservice - Literally hates fanservice - Once in Weekly Idol, him and Lucifer needed to hold hands and say nice things to each other after the others told the mcs how awkward their relationship is - That was the worst moment in his entire life - Wanna do a solo album, but didnt have the chance yet (Diavolo promisd him tho) - He has th best fashion sense after Asmo - Has a cat in the dorm and the fans love it like its their own - He has a great memory, so he remembers the names of the fans who attended their fansigns at least two times 

ASMODEUS - Main vocal of the group - Self claimed visual of the group - He posts the most, almost everyday - Loves doing make up - The most fashionable member - A big ass diva - Went to king of masked singer but didnt win it - Has a solo album - He loVES FANSERVICE, HE LIVES FOR IT - With members, with fans, it doesnt really matter - The best at fansigns, he is so direct - Hold hands with fans, gives hugs, let them touch him - On the groups YouTube channel, he has this special segment called "Asmo cam" - He shows whats happening in backstage during promotions - Designed their debut album's look - Also designed the lightstick - Complains to the stylists if he dislikes an outfit - MCing - Reads the fanfictions fans write about the group and teases the members with it - Doing shower vlives, where there is only voice, so the fans can hear him singing in the shower (he also brags about how beautiful he is and how unlucky his fans not seeing the full beauty of his body) - If a fan post about him saying dirty things, he will reply with even more dirtyer stuff - Most of his fans are hard stans

BEELZEBUB - Maybe i am headcanoning it wrong, but for me Beelzebub is a rapper - The only reason he is not part of the aegyo line bc he never does aegyo but naturally cute enough for fans to cry over his cuteness - He is so sad that fans mustnt give him food in fansigns, but Diavolo is against it out of fear of some antifan trying to poison them - Mukbang videos - Mukbang shows love and hate him at the same time - Eating everywhere and everytime - He even eats at the middle of concerts - Fans have a bunch of memes about him - According to fans, he is like a big puppy who must be protected by all costs - All cool and serious on stage, all cuddly and cutie off stage - Main dancer of the group, always helps with the choreographys - Has an own restaurant, where fans can buy his fav foods... And there is a lot of that - One of the sweetest bubs in fansigns, he is easygoing and thanks to this its not hard to talk to him - Fans dieing to see him take off his shirt, but it havent happend yet - In one of his birthday lives Mammon dropped his cake out of accident and HE WAS SUPER SAD - Most of his social media post are about food. What he ate, whats he wanna eating, what he recommends eating, notes to fans to dont forget to eat - Fans never tell him to dont forget to eat, bc they know he wouldnt - Fans ship him with Asmo and Belphie - Loves tours bc he can eat a lot of delicious food around the world

BELPHEGOR - Devil maknae - Makes fun of his hyungs, but loves them endlessly - Sleeps in backstage all the time; while his make up is done, while his hair is done, why waiting for rehearsal - Lucifer has the hardest time with him if it comes to practice - I mean, Belphie deadass can fall asleep the middle of some choreo - Didnt love doing agyeo, but fans are over the moon if he does, so he is doing it often - He doesnt have a fixed role in the group, sometimes he sings and sometimes he raps - One of the best dancers, but he is too lazy to show his full potential - He often falls asleep while doing vlives - Once in an ig live he told the fans that it doesnt bother him that they have haters, bc he hates the haters as well - He barely posts on social media; if there are pictures about him, they are mostly from the other members (especially from Beel) - He has a super big pillow he got from a fan to his birthday when he was still a trainee and this is his favourite pillow - He is the one with zero solo activity, bc if he has free time he reather sleeps than going to shoot something

Feel free to add anything that comes into your mind!

[harley-style]

so i started playing obey me

and a few things:

at first i thought everyone genuinely hated mammon, but then chapter 2-a and 2-b happened.

satan and belphegor were my favorites even before getting past the first few sections

like, ive never encountered instory belphie yet but goddamn do i wanna up his intimacy rating

i think its already at a three so im good there

my least favorite used to be mammon, but now its lucifer. like holy shit idk whybut i just hhhhh dont like lucifer as much anymore

simeon's an internet dumbass pass it on

LUKE WTF

also he's kinda racist as fuck wth man respect the ppl who're housing you

solomon i dont fucking trust you

barbatos is a perfect human being no one will ever tell me otherwise

i lowkey ship Dia/Luci

LUCIFER YOU FUCKING DICK LET ME IN THE ATTIC I NEED TO PEE

just,,,,pls,,,,let me see my baby belphe,,,,,,i beg you,,,,,,

i want to see satan lose it

belphe has some topnotch gossip

i deadass think there was a time belphe fell asleep on the couch and beel carried him to the attic bridal style

also lucifer what the fuck u dont isplate ur family members

im just wondering just how fucked up lucifer would be

also if they WERE thousands of years old why are ALL of them still in school???????? the fuck???

goddamn demon points. stupid pay to play features.

I HATE THE SURPRISE GUEST FEATURE SO FUCKIBG MUCH GET ME ANOTHER WAY TO RAISE INTIMACY WITH MY BBYS

i get so ancious when i dont give the demons anything,,,,, i am a people pleaser and this game is KILLING ME INSIDE

[astralshipper]

15X05 post as i watch... gonnaaaa talk abt how terribly sam is treated most likely so buckle up kids 

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS THROWBACK IS HURTING ME. ALTHOUGH I LOVE THE BOYKING SAM I.... DEAN UR A MEANIE TO CAS. BELPHY UR AN ASSHOLE BUT I MISS U SO MUCH UR MY BABY AND U DESERVED BETTER BUT LIKE BY BETTER I MEAN WORSE BC I MEAN SMOOCHIN ME

sam just wants to know where cas is im gonna cry 

dean dumbass ghoST PEPPERS VERY BAD ASD;LKFHEU IDIOT also dont drink water what the hell capsacin is better to neutralize with milk water makes it WORSE

lucifer sam lucifer sam lucifedr sam what the fucjkjdf sam baby i love you so much im so sorry ladhfuih :((((( LET HIM BE HAPPY FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS IS THE LAST SEASON STOP TREATING SAM LIKE SHIT

“i look exactly the same” keep tellin urself that deano also. babey sam...

ALDKFUIH POKEMON TRAINER LOOKIN ASSES- yall look RIDICULOUS I LOVE U SO MUCH also dean stop making promises to keep people safe it doesnt END WELL she is.so dead. shes not making it through this episode specifically bc dean promised her and hes getting emotional abt it and the writers say FUCK the win.chesters and therefore want them to suffer at every possible point.

sam...,.,,, ta l l ..,.,,,.,.,, hng.g,.,..,., tha t i s all ..,.,/,,,,

DEAN HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FALL ASLEEP I- YOURE A PROFESSIONAL SIR YOUVE BEEN DOING THIS FOREVER HOW HEAVY OF A SLEEPER ARE U MOTHERFUCKER 

OKAY IM SORRY I JUST. COULDNT TYPE THAT ENTIRE LAST FIGHT SCENE. HOLY SHIT. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. like the dude shot his brother n i was like yeah makes sense then this bitch shot HIMSELF and i was like ok.... weird then thE FUCKIN GIRL/.??? IMPALES HERSELF??? AND I WAS LIKE BITCH EXCUSE ME AND NOW!!!! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LILITH???? I FORGOT SHE EVER EXISTED I JUST TRIED TO WIPE HER FROM MY MIND AFTER SAM YEETED HER FORCEFULLY FROM EXISTENCE I..... CAN WE LEAVE SAM ALONE? CAN WE PL E A S E LEAVE SAM ALONE????? IM SO DONE PLEASE LEAVE MY BOY ALONE HES BEEN THROUH ENOUGHDFAIH

okay so a lot happened between these commercial breaks even tho it was like... 2 minutes i just. excuse me???? first of all leAVE THEM ALONE. why does sam always have to get knocked out does man has to have cte by now this shits ridiculous. dean how abt we dont makedeals w lilith on a whim u DUMBASS i know its been a while but lets not forget shes uhhhh not to be trusted>???

why do i watch this fuckin show i just. im in pain. only pain. yall really gonna make me watch dean AND sam die in one episode? like no shit its a dream but it HURTS STILL please STOP MAKING ME WATCH SAM DIE LEAVE HIMA LONE STOPLEIDFU also. lilith u fucker. i fucking hate u. i always forget how much i hate you. and usually i have to rewatch the series to remember but now ur back to remind me how shit u are urself thanks for that!!! SHE FUCKIN GOT THE EQUALIZER AND. WHAT THE HELL. SHES JUST. ABLE TO DESTROY IT??? JUST LIKE THAT??? WHAT THE FUCK ALRIGHT SO WE’RE OFFICIALLY SCREWED HUH? THATS... THATS IT LMAO THATS JUST. THE LAST THING THAT COULD HURT CHUCK AND ITS GONE SO UHHHH HMMM..... yknow what sam dean and cas all of yall come over to this universe ill take care of u... also jack come back from the empty that would be gr8

so dean is still lying abt cas i see.... sounds about right

the fact that sam thought it was “just a messed up form of ptsd” makes me SO SAD bc that means hes just like “eh whatever just some ptsd shit thats fine” NO ITS NOT FINE YOUR MENTAL HEALTH IS IMPORTANT!!! also yeah i was kinda. worrying after the lucifer thing that it was all the endings chuck couldve taken and demon dean rlly sealed that..

FUCK. THIS IS UHHH HIGHKEY JUST THE DYNAMIC... SAM IS LIKE YEAH WE CAN FIGHT AND FIX THIS AND DEAN IS LIKE BITCH NO EXCEPT THIS TIME DEAN IS RIGHT AND ALSO DEAN SOUNDS SO BROKEN AND IM BREAKING AND I AM SO DONE THIS SHOW HURTS ME SO MUCH. 

that final shot hurts.it just. the framing of the brothers between the curtains so it looks like a stage for a play.... just showing this is all chucks story and its all for his entertainment and im in PAIN. i see u directors and i hate u so much

CAS!!!! NEXT EPISDOE CAS!!! FUCK WAIT NO SAM GOT HURT REAL BAD SHIT SHIT SHIT I DONT WANT NEXT EPISODE ANYMORE CAS IM SORRY IM JUS GONNA ACT LIKE UR FINE SO I DONT HAVE TO SEE THAT SHIT

[reverse-reverse-harem]

here is the essay

In this essay, I will explain why Beel deserves 100 kisses, but also why every other character (except Lucifer) also deserves 100 kisses. Instead, Lucifer will get 100 hugs because he scares me and I do not wish to kiss him.

Beelzebub’s character really started to grow on me after he busted down an entire wall just because I ate his custard. But you know what? It was worth it. Not only do I love ice cream and other frozen treats, just like Beel, I also love himbos who can chuck my 5′ 2 ass across the room but won’t because they are too sweet. To apologize to him, I would make him two dozen cupcakes and write his name on all of them in icing. Beel is also very big and I am very small, thus he would give the best hugs even and I would literally disappear in his gigantic arms. Major plus. Pls give me warm hugs. For these reasons, Beel gets 100 Kisses. 

NEXT. Mammon. Mammon is a moron. But lucky for him, I am moronsexual. In this essay, I refer to myself not as myself but as the idealized version of myself that has 0% of the anxiety that I have. And I will happily carry that anxiety if it means this pretend version of myself can have enough confidence to stop Mammon from doing even one of his dumbass plans. But even this idealized, less anxious, more confidence version of myself quakes before the chaos of The Great Mammon. But please let me play with your hair sir. It looks soft. And it makes you soft. My favorite things. You also get 100 kisses, Mammon. 

LEVI! Levi reminds me of my friend who did NOT do a very good job. It’s called projecting. Please give me a gamer boyfriend. I WILL demand attention and crawl in your lap. Try and stop me pussy, the second I kiss kim we all know he could not stop me. Period. I wanna write him little letters telling him how much I love him and how worth it he is. Please watch anime with me but more importantly, pls give me head pats and smoochies. Tall lean boys who hug me? yes please. Levi gets 100 kisses. 

Satan. Sir you scare me. Period. You are too smart and I am a faker. The last book I read was required by a class but please read to me. I cannot read because I hate silence. Please read to me while I play animal crossing. A good quiet buddy though. But I also have 3 cats so you are welcome to come sit on the floor with me and hang out with my cats. I regret to inform you that Satan only gets 75 kisses because he kinda scares me a little bit. I feel like it would be solid once we made a connection though. 

Oh god I don’t wanna talk about Asmo but I have to to prove a point. Ok I love Asmo so much. Please be my self care buddy. But I am asexual so please please please stop trying to sleep with me. Period. I will let you do my nails and do face masks and watch chick flicks with you all day but please stop trying to get into my pants. Thats all. Also please shop with me I love fashion you are a fashion icon. <3 100 kisses for Asmo if he can make me look like morticia addams. 

I think that leaves Belphie... uhhhh balls for killing MC cannon please dont kill me I will cry. I also hate naps. Naps are for baby thus making Belphie baby. I am also baby but naps are a big no. Either way, please cuddle with me i can please switch and you can sleep on me. Period. 100 kisses for belphie but only the belphie after he kills mc and its clingy and affectionate. I am touched starved. Thank you. 

ok last but least Lucifer. I am asexual and 100% support safe, consenting kink but please.... uhhh don’t try with me???? Luci gives off dom vibes all the time, literally strung mammon upside down, and runs the house with an iron fist. That terrifying to me. Luci would chastise me once with a slightly off kilter voice and I would just break down sobbing on the floor right there. But also he overworks himself so much and loves his brothers so much and CAN RELATE MY DUDE. i too run myself into the ground with my school work and will literally ignore my own wellbeing for those i care about the most. Lucifer gets 100 hugs instead of kisses. 

In conclusion, all the characters are my favorites and I want to gives love and affection to them all becuase they deserve it. 

There is your essay @beelsbreakfast​

if you see this, do an essay about your favourite character in obey me (rebblogging this post), i dare you.