#I know we’re all sad

[emmedoesntdomath]

percy, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid 

nico, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-

annabeth, from across the room: no 

percy:

nico:

percy, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually. 

[cosmetichorror]

Pssst, hey, imagine this:

When the hero’s die, instead of moving on their spirits get sucked inside the mastersword, (don’t question how those who don’t use the mastersword get sucked in there) and they’re left to be a guide for the next hero to use them. Fi is there too btw.

Anyways as each person gains the mastersword, they also gain a handful of guides who can either be super helpful or super annoying.

POV Wild:

Legend: well well well! Look who finally decided to pick us up again.

Time: Ledge, don’t be rude, he died. He’s allowed to take a while

Hyrule: im just glad to see him back!

Sky: how are you, Link? Are you well? Are you okay now? That was quite the scare you gave us! How is your face? Do your scars hurt? Can we help?

Wild: Who the fuck are you?????

[sanshinexx]

Fun times at the family game night 🥰

[More incorrect quotes with the gang here, now as a masterlist i just made because why not]

[guess-i-do-art]

Behold:

the Goobers

[totalmarvelnerd]

I’m seeing a lot of discourse about ep 6 of Agatha All Along rn and I want to throw my unsolicited opinion into the mix:

• As much as I love AgathaxRio, it’s important to remember that they’re not the focus of this show!!! I ship it too, and I’m glad for (and hoping for more) lesbian representation from their characters, but Agatha All Along is allowed to be about more than shipping characters

• Billy and Eddie are cute together! Why do I see people trying to gatekeep this show to a lesbian/wlw audience??? The LGBTQIA+ community is still marginalized and we should be glad to see representation so openly displayed no matter if it’s gay, lesbian, bisexual, trans, etc. Reminder that this is a Disney+ show, so tbh I’m just grateful they’re not queerbaiting us entirely

Less important point, but also:

• I know there were a lot of people rooting for Wanda to come back at the end of the road, but Billy is looking for his brother and imo that’s more meaningful than any other motivation ever could be for his character

[mumblesplash]

the fact that doctors can just Recommend Weight Loss with no instructions beyond ‘eat healthier/less’ is actually insane to me, i lost weight on purpose ONCE and it took me like 6 years to recover a semi-normal relationship with food and hunger

[saltpepperbeard]

:(

[hidden-1n-the-sand]

watching glitch x and.

murder drones fandom. be fucking normal for once. these people have poured their soul and heart into these shows. and it is. incredibly annoying and disheartening for the only thing in the chat to be “MURDER DRONES SEASON TWO WHEN???” just. im tired. be fucking normal. etiquette in general is dead and you guys killed it with a rusty chainsaw so why are you still beating its corpse up just stop for fuck’s sake

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

Was anyone gonna tell me Celeste had SEVEN FTES?? Kyoko only had 5 like a normal person!! Which one is the standard here?

[cyarskj1899]

This was what made me the angriest because not one, not two, not three but FOUR of these men mentioned have been violent against women. Of COURSE they would get Tory to stand behind him because they believe he should still be afforded the public support they receive too. I want to ******* them all

[impasta-wall]

I think it’s insane how much of Steve Rogers’ is intertwined with the idea of America—the war dream made real. And a part of me understands why he stayed in his time and the other part of me mourns what could’ve been, had he lived out in the future.

But maybe that’s just missplaced grief.

Because I can’t help but look at him and see Prometheus: fire-bringer, world alterer, martyr.

I can’t see at him and not think of Patroclus: peerless, most beloved, martyr.

Son.

I read a fic once that said it’s hard to see where Steve beings and the propaganda ends. They are so deeply woven; like a palimpsest Steven Grant Rogers’ becomes a faded parchment for the new etchings of America.

[guiltandrecourse]

putting off doing actual work here’s what i think the kiddads go-to drinks are

grant - he’s a cider man, much to darryl’s dismay. occasionally dabbles in a craft ipa just to see what the fuss is all about. double vodka monster when he was younger but not so much now

nicky - has twelve jagerbombs and passes out in a bush before u even get to the clerrrb. total liability. pretends to like whiskey to be a hard man but it makes him cough every time

lark - end result of the ‘too much cheap horrible vodka in everything’ to ‘can only drink beer without getting war flashbacks’ pipeline

sparrow - i know in my heart of hearts he drinks like a teenage girl. blue wkd. echo falls summer berries. smirnoff ice. get this man in a field with a watermelon vk he’d be much happier for it

terry jr. - big into classic cocktails. master of the tequila sunrise. tolerance of a fuckin rhino. theatre kid! vodka cranberry will always do. whiteclaw if hes got a job to do

[whumpy-wyrms]

it’s 3am and i’ve spent the past few hours drawing a bunch of doodles of me and anton hanging out together like we’re the bestest of friends because it’s my art and i can draw whatever i want forever

[ashironie]

i was on youtube checking my notifications and i saw on my subscriptions feed that mumbo had the little red dot so i gasped very loudly and very excited, because that meant mumbo posted and i just hadn’t noticed, since i always find out mumbo posted by my subscriptions feed

last video i found out via notification.

the subscriptions feed only updates when you look at it, not when you have looked at the video in question.

the disappointment was immense.

[giddlygoat]

my brother can make me laugh without moving at all. he can make me laugh on command, just by existing, and there is no physical tell or indication that it is about to happen. it’s like he can will me to laugh and i will. of course we’re not telepathic, but we do speak in unison sometimes. we improvise like no one’s business. we could fool anyone into believing we are psychically linked. when i try to explain it, i sound silly saying it out loud, but i really CAN tell what he’s thinking. we exchange so much information just with a look. he can make me cry laughing and he doesn’t even have to move

[knight-princess]

Question. Does anyone have any theories as to how the gang plan to get home?